Cashew

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Cashew

Phone Fling
Human
Animal
Hybrid

Real Name

Cashew

Voiced by

Delton Engle-Sorrell

In-Game Biography

Age

20

Birthday

March 5th

Hobby

Daydreaming

Blood Type

AB-

Favorite Job

Teacher

Favorite Food

Poirot's Breakfast

Gift Preference

Neck Pillow

Occupation

Bibliophile

Liked Trait

Passionate

Height

5'8"

Characteristics

Species

Human

Manimal

Squirrel

Eye Color

Green

Hair Color

Brown

Additional info

How to Unlock

Phone Fling:

Boyfriend level with Nimh

Date-able:

Own Cashew (from LTE/Bundle)
Complete Cashew's Phone Fling Conversations

How to Obtain

Limited Time Event
Cashew Bundle
~~Butler Academy Event~~ (Bugged/Patched)^[1]

Release Date

Phone Fling

December 13, 2019 (Steam)^[2]

Date-able

September 23, 2021 (Steam)^[3]

Cashew is a student that is unlocked in the phone update. He is unlocked when Nimh reaches Boyfriend level. You first meet Cashew when he discovers your phone number on a bookmark someone left in a risqué book.

Cashew was chosen as the winner of Vote-a-Fling Season 2 and is the second Phone Fling guy to be turned into a fully Date-able guy. On September 23, 2021, he became a full-dateable guy via Limited Time Event, becoming the sixteenth (16th) guy in the main list.

To unlock him as a Date-able guy, you have to complete both of his conversations with you and get 14 stamps during his Limited Time Event or purchasing the Cashew Bundle for 200 Diamonds.

Personality

Cashew is a hopeless romantic and a voracious reader, often caught up in daydreams inspired by the books he’s read. He spends most of his time in the university library and is a bit of a loner. He’s easy to fluster, but isn’t so much shy as he is simply inexperienced. He has a playful side and frequently makes puns, as well as references to various books and movies.

Messages

Note that pauses under 30 minutes long are not indicated. Where the progress column says (A) or (B), these are your left and right options for how to respond.

SFW Version

Progress	SFW chat
1/25	Hey, umm, hello!
2/25	Sorry for randomly bothering you out of the blue, but my curiosity is going to completely destroy me if I don't try at least talking with you.
3/25	Are you the person going around saving all those animal-guys?
(A)	Yes! Are you an animal? DO YOU WANT TO DATE ME???
(B)	That really depends on whether or not saying yes will implicate me in some sort of crime...
4/25	Oh! No! Sorry - no I'm not one of the... animal morph.... People....	No no, I’m not contacting you to get you in trouble or anything!
5/25	My name is Cashew. Or you can call me Cash if that's less nutty for you.
6/25	(Oh gosh. I can't believe I just typed that. Where's the undo button for sent texts?)
7/25	Okay - I really didn't think it would be this difficult trying to talk to you.
(A)	Take a deep breath. Feel the veil of awkwardness lift from your face. Okay - spit it out.
(B)	Here's a free "get out of awkward" pass. Use it. Start over.
8/25	Hahaha! That was strangely poetic and condescending. I liked it very much.	Oh wow, if those actually existed, I could stock up and ask them for every conceivable gift-giving occasion.
9/25	Okay, here goes.
10/25	My name is Cash, and I found a book in the library up at the University with your name and number inside it.
11/25	Well actually, it was written on a bookmark. And it was in a very...
12/25	Umm...
13/25	"Sensual" book.
14/25	Someone made notes in the margins, and went a little crazy with the highlighter.
15/25	And they...
16/25	Well, they painted a very very flattering picture of you.
(A)	That's sweet. And also careless with my private info. I have a few ideas who might have done it...
(B)	This is either the sweetest thing ever, or the weirdest spam message I've ever gotten.
17/25	Oh! I made sure to take out the bookmark! And also that they hadn't written any of your deets in the book and such.	Ahh! I’m sorry, you probably think I’m going to offer to sell you a vacuum, or a timeshare or something.
18/25	Hold on - I don't want you to think I'm a cat fisherman or something.
19/25	(That's what they call it, right? When a guy pretends he's a girl... Or a fish?)
20/25	(Sorry I'm terrible with slang.)
21/25	I'll send you a picture though. So at least you can see who you're dealing with.
(A)	Include the book in the picture as proof. Then I'll believe you.
(B)	Give me your nicest smile. It'll make it easier to trust you.
22/25	You got it! One sec - I just have to go grab it.	Well, I’m not sure if I can pull off a smile like that, but I’ll give it the old college try.
23/25	BRB.
Pause	36 minute pause
24/25	Okay, I'm back. Here's my pic.
25/25	[Cashew Photo 1]
1/46	There's me. Little ol' Cashew. In the library, as usual.
2/46	Err... You probably didn't know that this was "usual" for me. It very much is.
(A)	I'm strangely relieved to see that you are not, indeed, an animal. I was guessing maybe a badger.
(B)	Whoa! Hey there cutie. Careful with that smoulder.
3/46	Hahaha! Well, considering how fierce badgers are, I'm sure I would make a terrible one.	Ahh haha! I just let out the dumbest laugh.
4/46	I'd be more likely to turn into a chickadee or something, surely.	There’s a gal studying a couple tables away who just gave me “the Glare”. I’d better get a handle on my bashful embarrassment.
5/46	The truth is this book has a lot of...
6/46	Very intimate stuff in it.
7/46	Like - stuff couples would do.
8/46	(Although there are a few drawings that include more than 2 people...)
(A)	I love group activities!
(B)	I have no idea where this conversation is going, and I love it.
9/46	Oh, uhh, great! I mean, I'm not saying we should arrange one or anything, but that's... Good to know!	I promise I’m getting to a point of some kind. At least I think I am!
10/46	And like I said, someone made notes. Highlighted different parts.
11/46	And they... REALLY like you.
12/46	And I started to imagine what you must be like.
13/46	And then the bookmark fell out, and...
(A)	And you figured that you'd text me out of the blue and potentially ruin your fantasy. Ballsy.
(B)	There's literally no way I can live up to this hype.
14/46	I didn’t mean - no, it’s not like that!	Uhhh, no don't feel that way!
15/46	It was just crazy romantic, and it got my heart and brain going into overdrive.	I'm not a hype person! I don't even watch movie trailers! I stay as far away from hype as possible!
16/46	Bleh. Sorry, I'm really messing this up.
17/46	I just really wanted to see if you were at all like the person described in the book.
18/46	Because I'm kind of a huge sucker for that kind of stuff. And I don't tend to see it very much.
(A)	Okay, I'll bite. Read me something from the book, if you don't mind.
(B)	Now MY curiosity needs satisfaction. What does the book say?
19/46	Oh! Umm, sure! I guess!	Well, fair enough I suppose. Since I would ask the same thing.
20/46	Okay, I think I've found a good one.
21/46	"They run their fingers through my hair. Both hands. Both sides of my head."
22/46	"While they comb their way through, they make sure to get close as possible but they do not kiss me."
23/46	"It's only when I lose myself a little - relax into it - that they kiss me. Top lip only. Just the hint of teeth."
24/46	"If they realize how much it turns me on, they don't show it. They're tricky and magical. I want to learn to kiss like that."
25/46	It goes on. That's one of the tamer sections.
(A)	Wow. I sound like an AMAZING lover. Haha!
(B)	Oh wow! I totally do that on purpose. I'm glad they noticed, whomever they are.
26/46	To say the least.	I... I hope that ANYone would notice that sort of thing. It sounds amazing...
27/46	So yeah. The whole "animal magic" thing sounded kind of crazy and adventurous too.
28/46	And I got swept up in the thought. Thanks so much for your patience and kindness. You're awesome - keep up the good work.
(A)	Well hold on a sec. Who said I wasn't enjoying our conversation.
(B)	I love romance. And cute boys. This whole thing between us is a delight.
29/46	I guess… No one did.	Oh my gosh! I'm so happy you said that - because I was getting a "Cashew is crashing and burning" vibe.
30/46	I really wasn't expecting to "click" so well.
31/46	I mean...
32/46	(Gosh, this is embarrassing to admit...)
33/46	I had this sort of mini-fantasy building in my mind that maybe you and I would hit it off.
34/46	Become friends, maybe.
(A)	You... Fantasize about the friendzone?
(B)	Hahaha! I love that you read a naughty book, and wanted to become friends with the subject.
35/46	Errr--- Maybe? No. But… Yes…	Hahaha! When you put it that way, I sound... Significantly less cool.
36/46	To clarify… I’ve only ever had crushes on friends. I tend to fall for people I know well. It’s just… How I’m wired I guess.	That's okay. That's kind of how I roll. I'm in "the zone" whenever I'm a bit shaky on coolness.
37/46	So... Where does that leave us?
38/46	I have absolutely no context for this sort of... Text-based flirting thing that I think is going on.
39/46	Any suggestions.
(A)	I'd like another picture. I want to see your best bedroom eyes.
(B)	I want to see more of you. You have a nice face. I like it.
40/46	Oh man. My bedroom eyes are just like my bedroom. Best left in the dark.	That's - that's great! Because it's hard to change your face.
41/46	But… I’m game.	I really hope you laughed at that, because it was an intentional joke. >.<
42/46	Just give me a bit. I'll... BRB.
Pause	24 hour pause
43/46	Okay, I'm here.
44/46	I'm not sure if this picture is... Flattering.
45/46	But here you are.
46/46	[Cashew Photo 2]
1/27	You may be able to tell, but... I'm trying my darnedest not to look like a complete tool in this picture.
(A)	And you may or may not be able to tell, but you're a hawtie.
(B)	I genuinely mean this: you could be a model. You're scrumptious.
2/27	You’re sort of the first person to ever say that.	That's is a genuinely ridiculous sentiment. I can barely dress myself properly.
3/27	Which is sort of making you my favorite person ever. Already.	But - thank you. You're very nice and incredibly flattering.
4/27	You know - for being told that someone was...
5/27	Fantasizing about you...
6/27	You are oddly supportive and forthcoming.
7/27	I'm not sure I would handle things as well as you seem to be.
8/27	Do you get a lot of people texting you?
(A)	Not yet, but who knows what the future holds.
(B)	Aww, Cashew. You're cute. And now I'm fantasizing about you too.
9/27	Yeah. I mean, if the present is any indication, anyone who gets their hands on your cell number is liable to pester you. Hahaha!	I’m blushing so hard right now, I can feel my heartbeat in my ears.
10/27	So I should be heading out. I've got a lot of studying to do.
11/27	But I wanted to ask you one more question. Is that alright?
(A)	Sure! And then I'd like to ask something from you too, if you're down with it.
(B)	I'll trade you. Kind of like a Truth or Dare thing. You do Truth, I'll do dare.
12/27	Oh - that sounds fair.	Oh wow, I suck at Truth or Dare, but I’ll take that deal.
13/27	This whole Animal Transformation adventure thing...
14/27	Is it real? Are you actually going around and...
15/27	Doing magic? WIth, like, the power of love?
16/27	I've always imagined that sort of thing could happen in the world. If it actually IS happening, it would make me so happy.
17/27	Does that make sense?
(A)	Oh it's happening all right. I expect to kiss at least several more snouts, and maybe a beak.
(B)	As it turns out, magic is real. I don't really recommend it, but it's real.
18/27	That sounds kind of weird and fun and strange and... Yeah.	Hahaha! Yeah, I guess you have a complicated relationship with “magic” now.
19/27	Well... Best of luck on your magical quest. I hope it goes well for you.
20/27	So, about that dare.... What were you thinking?
(A)	I want you to take one more pic for me. Something more.... Risqué!
(B)	One more pic. Something that'll keep me fantasizing about you...
21/27	I KNEW you were going to ask me for something like that. >.<	Oh wow. I knew it was going to be something like that.
22/27	Okay...
23/27	Hold on...
24/27	Wow my heart is racing...
Pause	24 hour pause
25/27	Okay, I’m back.
26/27	Here I am.
27/27	[Cashew Photo 3]
1/∞	You know, this is going to sound kind of ridiculous..
2/∞	But I’ve kind of always wanted to mess around in a library.
3/∞	Nothing too graphic or… XXX.
4/∞	I’ve always just found myself setting my personal fantasies there.
(A)	Libraries are hot AF. A place you HAVE to be quiet? A place where you could get caught?
(B)	Not unusual at all. I think there are entire websites of content dedicated to that little fantasy.
5/∞	Hahaha! I love the phrase “AF” in relation to libraries. I’m pretty sure that’s an entirely new sentence.	Haha! Yeah, you’re probably right. Even my deepest fantasies probably come across a bit vanilla.
6/∞	Well, sorry to say, I wasn’t almost caught taking that picture.
7/∞	I practically live in this place, so I know the librarian rounds and schedule off by heart.
8/∞	If this library were a stealth game, I would be that one guy who’s sort of weirdly good at it.
9/∞	As romantic as that sounds…
10/∞	Hahaha! Anyway, I’m just sort of blabbering now. I don’t usually send steamy photos of myself, so I guess I’m a bit off my game.
11/∞	But I’ve had a wonderful time chatting with you.
12/∞	You’re a special person, I can tell.
13/∞	And you’ve made me feel…. Well, pretty darn special.
(A)	The feeling is mutual.
(B)	I just wanna kiss that little face of yours.
14/∞	I’m so happy to hear that. <3	Hahaha! Thanks. You have a way with words.
15/∞	Thank you.
16/∞	For everything.
17/∞	You’re amazing.
18/∞	I wish you luck on your adventure.
19/∞	And hope, next time, I’m lucky enough to get caught up in it.
20/∞	Take care. <3

Uncut Version

The NSFW track is identical to the SFW track until Cashew's first picture, and then it diverges with your first response. All three pictures are different between versions.

Progress	"Uncut" chat
1/25	Hey, umm, hello!
2/25	Sorry for randomly bothering you out of the blue, but my curiosity is going to completely destroy me if I don't try at least talking with you.
3/25	Are you the person going around saving all those animal-guys?
(A)	Yes! Are you an animal? DO YOU WANT TO DATE ME???
(B)	That really depends on whether or not saying yes will implicate me in some sort of crime...
4/25	Oh! No! Sorry - no I'm not one of the... animal morph.... People....	No no, I’m not contacting you to get you in trouble or anything!
5/25	My name is Cashew. Or you can call me Cash if that's less nutty for you.
6/25	(Oh gosh. I can't believe I just typed that. Where's the undo button for sent texts?)
7/25	Okay - I really didn't think it would be this difficult trying to talk to you.
(A)	Take a deep breath. Feel the veil of awkwardness lift from your face. Okay - spit it out.
(B)	Here's a free "get out of awkward" pass. Use it. Start over.
8/25	Hahaha! That was strangely poetic and condescending. I liked it very much.	Oh wow, if those actually existed, I could stock up and ask them for every conceivable gift-giving occasion.
9/25	Okay, here goes.
10/25	My name is Cash, and I found a book in the library up at the University with your name and number inside it.
11/25	Well actually, it was written on a bookmark. And it was in a very...
12/25	Umm...
13/25	"Sensual" book.
14/25	Someone made notes in the margins, and went a little crazy with the highlighter.
15/25	And they...
16/25	Well, they painted a very very flattering picture of you.
(A)	That's sweet. And also careless with my private info. I have a few ideas who might have done it...
(B)	This is either the sweetest thing ever, or the weirdest spam message I've ever gotten.
17/25	Oh! I made sure to take out the bookmark! And also that they hadn't written any of your deets in the book and such.	Ahh! I’m sorry, you probably think I’m going to offer to sell you a vacuum, or a timeshare or something.
18/25	Hold on - I don't want you to think I'm a cat fisherman or something.
19/25	(That's what they call it, right? When a guy pretends he's a girl... Or a fish?)
20/25	(Sorry I'm terrible with slang.)
21/25	I'll send you a picture though. So at least you can see who you're dealing with.
(A)	Include the book in the picture as proof. Then I'll believe you.
(B)	Give me your nicest smile. It'll make it easier to trust you.
22/25	You got it! One sec - I just have to go grab it.	Well, I’m not sure if I can pull off a smile like that, but I’ll give it the old college try.
23/25	BRB.
Pause	36 minute pause
24/25	Okay, I'm back. Here's my pic.
25/25	[NSFW Photo]
1/46	There's me. Little ol' Cashew. In the library, as usual.
2/46	Err... You probably didn't know that this was "usual" for me. It very much is.
(A)	Excellent. I have a lot more patience when I’m dealing with oddly attractive people.
(B)	Judging by the cover of that book, I’m now more intrigued that my name was in it.
3/46	Oh! Well, umm, thank you.	Oh! Wow, yes, I forgot the cover had… Stuff on it.
3/46	Hahaha! Wow, I sat here staring at my phone for like 30 seconds, I wasn’t ready for such a compliment.	Oh goodness. You probably think I’m a bit of a perv, reading a book like this in public… >.<
5/46	The truth is this book has a lot of...
6/46	Very intimate stuff in it.
7/46	Like - stuff couples would do.
8/46	(Although there are a few drawings that include more than 2 people...)
(A)	I love group activities!
(B)	I have no idea where this conversation is going, and I love it.
9/46	Oh, uhh, great! I mean, I'm not saying we should arrange one or anything, but that's... Good to know!	I promise I’m getting to a point of some kind. At least I think I am!
10/46	And like I said, someone made notes. Highlighted different parts.
11/46	And they... REALLY like you.
12/46	And I started to imagine what you must be like.
13/46	And then the bookmark fell out, and...
(A)	And you figured that you'd text me out of the blue and potentially ruin your fantasy. Ballsy.
(B)	There's literally no way I can live up to this hype.
14/46	I didn’t mean - no, it’s not like that!	Uhhh, no don't feel that way!
15/46	It was just crazy romantic, and it got my heart and brain going into overdrive.	I'm not a hype person! I don't even watch movie trailers! I stay as far away from hype as possible!
16/46	Bleh. Sorry, I'm really messing this up.
17/46	I just really wanted to see if you were at all like the person described in the book.
18/46	Because I'm kind of a huge sucker for that kind of stuff. And I don't tend to see it very much.
(A)	Okay, I'll bite. Read me something from the book, if you don't mind.
(B)	Now MY curiosity needs satisfaction. What does the book say?
19/46	Oh! Umm, sure! I guess!	Well, fair enough I suppose. Since I would ask the same thing.
20/46	Okay, I think I've found a good one.
21/46	"They run their fingers through my hair. Both hands. Both sides of my head."
22/46	"While they comb their way through, they make sure to get close as possible but they do not kiss me."
23/46	"It's only when I lose myself a little - relax into it - that they kiss me. Top lip only. Just the hint of teeth."
24/46	"If they realize how much it turns me on, they don't show it. They're tricky and magical. I want to learn to kiss like that."
25/46	It goes on. That's one of the tamer sections.
(A)	Wow. I sound like an AMAZING lover. Haha!
(B)	Oh wow! I totally do that on purpose. I'm glad they noticed, whomever they are.
26/46	To say the least.	I... I hope that ANYone would notice that sort of thing. It sounds amazing...
27/46	So yeah. The whole "animal magic" thing sounded kind of crazy and adventurous too.
28/46	And I got swept up in the thought. Thanks so much for your patience and kindness. You're awesome - keep up the good work.
(A)	You are adorable. I want to keep you on a shelf and snuggle you at night.
(B)	I’m not going to lie. I kind of want you. And by “kind of” I mean “lots and lots”.
29/46	What? Really?! I - thank you. I like shelves very much.	What?! Really?! Oh wow, uhh… Thank you very much.
30/46	I really wasn't expecting to "click" so well.
31/46	I mean...
32/46	(Gosh, this is embarrassing to admit...)
33/46	I had this sort of mini-fantasy building in my mind that maybe you and I would hit it off.
34/46	Become friends, maybe.
(A)	You... Fantasize about the friendzone?
(B)	Hahaha! I love that you read a naughty book, and wanted to become friends with the subject.
35/46	Errr--- Maybe? No. But… Yes…	Hahaha! When you put it that way, I sound... Significantly less cool.
36/46	To clarify… I’ve only ever had crushes on friends. I tend to fall for people I know well. It’s just… How I’m wired I guess.	That's okay. That's kind of how I roll. I'm in "the zone" whenever I'm a bit shaky on coolness.
37/46	So... Where does that leave us?
38/46	I have absolutely no context for this sort of... Text-based flirting thing that I think is going on.
39/46	Any suggestions.
(A)	I’d like you to read that book again. Then show me how it makes you feel.
(B)	I want to see you hard. Show me what you look like when you’re imagining me.
40/46	You want to see me...?	You want me to what??!
41/46	I think I know what you mean. One sec, I’ll find somewhere private...	I… Yeah, okay. I would love to.
42/46	Just give me a bit. I'll... BRB.
Pause	24 hour pause
43/46	Okay, I'm here.
44/46	I'm not sure if this picture is... Flattering.
45/46	But here you are.
46/46	[NSFW Photo]
1/27	I hope I look… Good to you. I don’t really have any frame of reference to… Compare.
(A)	You look perfect. I wish I was there with you.
(B)	I want to touch you, kiss you, and tease your cock.
2/27	I… Wish you were here with me too.	Oh wow. I want… I want you to too…
3/27	I mean, I… I’m not super experienced with… This stuff. But it’s making my heart race imagining it.	Sorry, any smoothness I have goes right out the window when I start… imagining things.
4/27	You know - for being told that someone was...
5/27	Fantasizing about you...
6/27	You are oddly supportive and forthcoming.
7/27	I'm not sure I would handle things as well as you seem to be.
8/27	Do you get a lot of people texting you?
(A)	Not yet, but who knows what the future holds.
(B)	Aww, Cashew. You're cute. And now I'm fantasizing about you too.
9/27	Yeah. I mean, if the present is any indication, anyone who gets their hands on your cell number is liable to pester you. Hahaha!	I’m blushing so hard right now, I can feel my heartbeat in my ears.
10/27	So I should be heading out. I've got a lot of studying to do.
11/27	But I wanted to ask you one more question. Is that alright?
(A)	Sure! And then I'd like to ask something from you too, if you're down with it.
(B)	I'll trade you. Kind of like a Truth or Dare thing. You do Truth, I'll do dare.
12/27	Oh - that sounds fair.	Oh wow, I suck at Truth or Dare, but I’ll take that deal.
13/27	This whole Animal Transformation adventure thing...
14/27	Is it real? Are you actually going around and...
15/27	Doing magic? WIth, like, the power of love?
16/27	I've always imagined that sort of thing could happen in the world. If it actually IS happening, it would make me so happy.
17/27	Does that make sense?
(A)	Oh it's happening all right. I expect to kiss at least several more snouts, and maybe a beak.
(B)	As it turns out, magic is real. I don't really recommend it, but it's real.
18/27	That sounds kind of weird and fun and strange and... Yeah.	Hahaha! Yeah, I guess you have a complicated relationship with “magic” now.
19/27	Well... Best of luck on your magical quest. I hope it goes well for you.
20/27	So, about that dare.... What were you thinking?
(A)	I want to see you touch yourself.
(B)	I want you to imagine I’m there. Show me what you want me to do with you.
21/27	You want another steamy picture. Oh gosh, the first one almost gave me a heart attack, but...	You want me to show you… What the book made me imagine?
22/27	Okay...
23/27	Hold on...
24/27	Wow my heart is racing...
Pause	24 hour pause
25/27	Okay, I’m back.
26/27	Here I am.
27/27	[NSFW Photo]
1/∞	Reading the book, I kept imagining you coming up behind me.
2/∞	Surprising me. Kissing my neck, and running your hands around my stomach.
3/∞	One hand comes up to my neck…
4/∞	One hand goes down, and starts to play with me between your knuckles.
(A)	Keep going
(B)	I’m touching myself, imagining this.
5/∞	Okay…	I’m touching myself too.
6/∞	It’s so clumsy and silly and hot.
7/∞	And you won’t let me turn around.
8/∞	You start jerking me, pressing against me. Almost like you have me trapped.
9/∞	It’s so insanely hot. I can’t even last - I start cumming into my underwear.
10/∞	You laugh, and kiss me. You don’t stop rubbing me. I cum and cum.
11/∞	And once it’s over, you and I have to sneak out like a pair of loons.
12/∞	It’s messy and ridiculous and…
13/∞	Perfect.
(A)	You can say that again.
(B)	I’m orgasming with you.
14/∞	Perfect. :)	I’m going to need to clean up now...
15/∞	Thank you.
16/∞	For everything.
17/∞	You’re amazing.
18/∞	I wish you luck on your adventure.
19/∞	And hope, next time, I’m lucky enough to get caught up in it.
20/∞	Take care. <3

Second Conversation

SFW version

Cashew buys a mysterious magic book, messaging you for help on a mess up he made.

Progress	SFW chat
1/∞	Heyeyy...
2/∞	So you're pretty versed in magical things, right?
(A)	At this point I'm probably the world's leading expert
(B)	Actually, I have no idea what I'm doing 98.25% of the time.
3/∞	Cool. Yeah, very cool...
4/∞	So, uhh... I'd love to get your take on something. If you don't mind.
5/∞	It's a bit... Out there.
(A)	Literally nothing you could say would surprise me. Shoot.
(B)	Should I be nervous?
6/∞	I believe you.	Naahh.
7/∞	I don't know why I'm nervous.	Well...
8/∞	Where do I start...?	Maybe. I mean, I kind of am.
9/∞	Okay, so you know how I'm always at the library?
10/∞	Well, every six months or so, they do a big used books sale.
11/∞	Paperbacks for a dollar, hardcovers for two...
(A)	Really? So cheap!
(B)	Sounds great, if that's what you're into.
12/∞	I know! It's fantastic!	That is in fact, what I am into.
13/∞	One time, I even found a copy of "Saving Money For Dummies" - for a DOLLAR!	To the point that I'm the first person in line at every book sale. Picking up as many classic pulp fiction novels as I can find.
14/∞	It was such a good deal I almost felt like I didn't need to buy the book,	I am a proud armchair adventurer!
15/∞	But anyway!
16/∞	I was at this book sale last week, and I happened to find this weird old journal-looking thing.
17/∞	The first few pages were ripped out, but other than that it was in pretty decent condition.
18/∞	It just looked really cool and mysterious. It had "Creata Re" embossed on the cover, and it came with this fancy pen...
19/∞	The point is, I bought it.
20/∞	And every since then, some... Really strange things have been happening.
(A)	OoooOOooo is it a magic book? It's a magic book, isn't it?
(B)	I'm taking notes now. What kind of strange things?
21/∞	I don't know, things like that don't happen to people like me!	Oh, I mean, nothing that couldn't have just been a coincidence!
22/∞	That's why I decided to ask your opinion.	It's just... A lot of coincidences, one after the other.
23/∞	Let me just lay it all out.
24/∞	After I bought the book, I started writing random thoughts and stuff in it.
25/∞	Like, I wrote about some anxiety I was having over one of my assignments, and how I really, really needed to get at least a B in order to maintain my average.
26/∞	And then two days later, I got my assignment back, and...
(A)	Let me guess. You got a B?
(B)	Spit it out, Cashew!
27/∞	I sure did.	I got a B.
28/∞	It could definitely be a coincidence, I know.
29/∞	But then, I used another page in the journal to write a grocery list, and before I even had a chance to go to the store, my roommate came home.
30/∞	With grocery bags.
31/∞	Which contained every item I'd written down on my list.
(A)	Maybe your roommate saw the list?
(B)	Maybe your roommate is psychic?
32/∞	He never had the chance!	Haha, I don't know about that.
33/∞	He's one of those "extroverted" people - basically never home, and he definitely wasn't home when I wrote it.	He's nice and all, but the guy couldn't predict a sunrise.
34/∞	So yeah. Do you kinda see what I'm saying?
35/∞	I know it doesn't sound very convincing, but... It feels like those things happened "because" I wrote them in that journal.
36/∞	Do I sound crazy?
(A)	You sound like someone who is now in possession of a reality-warping book. Lucky you!
(B)	There's only one way to find out... Write something truly ridiculous in the book, and see if it happens.
37/∞	If that's true, then I... Um... May have already messed things up for myself.	That, um - that's the thing, I already did.
38/∞	I...I wrote about you
39/∞	In the book.
40/∞	I wrote about your magical adventure saving all those animal-guys, and how I wished I could be a part of something like that...
41/∞	Err, or... Be part of that, specifically.
(A)	You wished you were a manimal?
(B)	Oh. Oh no.
42/∞	In a word - yes.	Yeeeeaaah.
43/∞	And now I'm starting to feel weird.
44/∞	I can't really explain it, I just feel kind of... ichy. Nervous.
45/∞	Squirrelly, if you will.
(A)	Maybe you're just hungry! Nobody feels normal when they're hungry!
(B)	Look in the mirror. Are you sprouting feathers or fur? Does your nose look normal?
46/∞	But I just ate a chocolate bar! It can't be that!	Everything looks normal!
47/∞	I just have this feeling, like something is building up.
48/∞	Like a really big sneeze!
49/∞	Like any moment there'll be an explosion of magic or something, and my wish will be granted.
(A)	Hang on. You're not just making this up so I'll agree to meet you, are you?
(B)	Stranger things have happened. Where are you right now?
50/∞	No!!!!	Sitting on a bench outside the library.
51/∞	No, of course not!	Are... Are you willing to help me?
52/∞	I know we don't know each other well, but... I'm pretty scared right now.
53/∞	What am I supposed to do if I wake up tomorrow and I'm a blobfish or something?
(A)	Obviously you're going to find me, and we're going to become best friends and probably fall in love.
(B)	Then I'll have to put you in a fishbowl! JK - it's going to be okay. I'll help you through whatever's going on.
54/∞	Heh... XD	Thanks.
55/∞	Thanks. You're going to have to teach me how to be so chill about things.	You're... Really kind.
(A)	Hey, you okay?
(B)	Cashew? You there?
(A)	Umm... Okay, text me back if you're still human!
(B)	Okay, well... You know where to find me. I'll keep my eye out for you.

Dialogue List

First Meeting

You're enjoying a quiet afternoon in your garden when you notice a squirrel attempting to access your sweet new squirrel-proof bird feeder. As expected, the feeder begins to spin - faster and faster - until the squirrel can't do anything but hold on for dear life. It's just like one of those hilarious internet videos!
"Aaaahhh!! Make it staaaahhpp!!" You realize the squirrel is actually screaming. You approach, intending to help, but it's too late - those tiny paws just can't hold on any longer.
You've never been smacked in the face by a squirrel before, but hey - there's a first time for everything! The squirrel clings to you, breathless and dizzy. When you finally manage to get a good look at each other, there's a shocking moment of recognition. "Wait... It's you!?" says the squirrel. "I can't believe it! I finally found you! It's me, Cashew!"

Adversary

Pop-up Dialogue

Whooo boy... Um, are you tipping over sideways, or am I? Oohh, oh... G-gimme a sec.

Talk

Now this is what I call a bad fur day... Are magical adventures always this stressful? It's giving me a tummy ache.
I'm really sorry I'm a squirrel. But hey, you know what they say - good things come in small packages! Not that I have a small - um - nevermind! (Oh gosh, why am I so awkward!?)
I was so scared I would never find you! I knocked on a LOT of wood, you know, for good luck... But then I knocked on this one tree and an acorn fell out and bonked a big dog on the head, and the next thing I knew I was running for my life! So, um, I'm ready to not be a squirrel anymore, if that's okay.
Oh, those spinning bird feeders... Really something else, huh? I haven't been this - erm - dizzy since my cousins took me to Joyland and made me go on all the rides. Whoa, you should charge admission on that thing.
I was just out for a spin, thought I'd drop by... Say hello, y'know... Just lil ol' Cashew, checking in. So... What's new? (PLEASE SAY YOU CAN HELP ME.)

Date

[Dinner] Thank you for a lovely dinner date. The food was just peachy, the view was one-in-a-melon, and you... Were the cherry on top. I'm berry grapeful and I hope we can do it again in the fruiture.
[Boat Ride] That was incredible! I'm pretty sure I even jumped over a shark at one point!
[Coaster] Hokey smoke! That aviator cap gave me all sorts of courage! What can we try next? Scuba diving? I wanna karate-chop a sea sponge!
[Carnival] That was fun! I definitely won't have nightmares tonight! My only regret is all the butter in my fur. Why did I think hiding in the popcorn was a good idea?

Poke

Eargh! What are you doing? Ah! No really, I'm completely stumped. Hehehe... Get it? No, sorry - I can leaf if you want me to.

Upgrade to Acquaintance

So what now? Do we just... Start getting to know each other?
So um... Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Males can actually exceed a thousand pounds sometimes, it's pretty crazy! What? Oh, did you think I was going for a "breaking the ice" joke? The polar caps are melting, it's not really something to make fun of.

Acquaintance

Pop-up Dialogue

People keep seeing me and shouting "SQUIRREL!" - like it's funny? I feel like I'm missing something.

Talk

I recently made friends with a moose. He asked me if I wanted to help him take down a couple of nefarious foreign spies, so... I guess I have a backup plan if this curse-breaking thing doesn't work out.
Do you wanna pet me? l'm really soft and fluffy, especially my underbelly. Erm... That sounded a bit weird. Sorry. I meant it... Platonically.
Let's keep things casual for now. Or should I say... Cash-ual? Hehe... That means we take it slow and don't get our hopes up, which is essentially my philosophy for all things in life.
Who let the dogs out? Seriously, they're everywhere and they won't stop chasing me! Think I could convince the game's programmer to give me some kind of... Uh, rocket launcher? Katana? Heck, l'd take a frying pan at this point!
I jumped off a roof earlier, thinking I could fly. Turns out I'm... Not that kind of squirrel.

Date

[Same as Adversary]

Poke

[Same as Adversary]

Upgrade to Frenemy

Are you sure this isn't all a dream? Do you think - should I pinch you? Or, wait, you're supposed to pinch me. I can, um, I can do it myself if that's less awkward.
Ow! Ah! Okay, I am for sure awake. That hurt, and now I feel dumb. Let's... Let's just forget it ever happened.
[With 'Friend' picture] You walk among the blossoms with Cashew, enjoying the sunshine and each other's company. "I've honestly never clicked with anyone this way. And... It's not so bad, being a squirrel, with a wonderful friend like you."

Frenemy

Pop-up Dialogue

I'd like to make myself useful. Is there anything I can carry for you? These cheek pouches hold a lot more than you'd think! Err - sorry if that sounded... Unsavory.

Talk

[Same as Acquaintance]

Gift

I'm gonna stick this in my cheek. Y'know, for safekeeping.

Date

[Same as Acquaintance]

Poke

[Same as Acquaintance]

Upgrade to Friendzone

I guess the whole curse-breaking thing is easier said than done. Maybe we need to branch out? Get to the root of the problem? Turn over a new leaf?
This is pretty overwhelming... Let's just take a step back and really try to see the forest for the trees.

Friendzone

Pop-up Dialogue

Strange circumstances nutwithstanding, I'm really enjoying getting to know you.

Talk

You seem like such an interesting person. You're basically a real life protagonist. Do you have plot armor? Can I try it on?
I have the strongest craving for walnuts. I'm MEGA allergic, but oh man, I want them so bad. It's these squirrel impulses! Gahh, someone save me from myself!
Are you hungry? I'm an expert forager now, so lunch is on me! Oh, um... You like nuts and seeds, right?
Did you know, January 21st is National Squirrel Appreciation Day AND National Hugging Day? I just thought I'd let you know, in case you - um - wanted to celebrate together.
So the other squirrels were telling me about this house with a whole ninja-style, squirrel-sized obstacle course in the backyard... It sounds, well... Nuts! And super fun. So I'm going to go out on a tree limb here and say whoever built it is cool as heck.
I just had a great idea for a cosplay that we could do together! Ready? You dress up like Bob Ross, and l'll be Peapod the Pocket Squirrel! Or, you know, I could just... Hang out in your shirt pocket for no reason other than it just looks really comfy in there. Up to you.

Gift

[Same as Frenemy]

Date

[Same as Frenemy]

Poke

[Same as Frenemy]

Upgrade to Awkward Besties

Now that we've gotten to know each other better... You're saying we should try a kiss to break the spell?
I'll try not to read into that too much, but... Okay! I trust you. Let's give it a try.
[With 'Kiss' picture] "Time to try the kissing thing? Okay, here goes 'nuttin..." You can't help but chuckle as you lean down for the kiss. In an explosion of sparkles and bubbles, the cute, nerdy guy you know as Cashew reappears!

Awkward Besties

Pop-up Dialogue

The plot thickens. Now, I'm only kind of a squirrel! Does this happen to everybody? Oh, do you think one of your other friends could help me find pants that'll fit this tail?

Talk

Oh yeah, I was always that kid who stayed up late, with a flashlight, reading under the covers. Well, actually, I still do that. Wait - why do I still do that? I mean, there's no one telling me to go to sleep now. Hm...
Do you maybe want to watch the livestream of the World Speed Reading Championship with me? I promise it's more exciting than it sounds! Well... Eh, kind of.
My weekend is all booked. As in, I just got twelve books out of the library, so if you need me, I will be... Well, next to the big stack of books.
Why is my name Cashew? Well, in a "nutshell" hehe... My dad lost a bet. It's fine! I'm not, ah, salted about it or anything. Eh? Eh?
I just love classic adventure books... You know like, Treasure Island, The Time Machine, Fifty Shades of Gre...een Eggs and Ham. Yup, that's what I said.
You want to know what happened to the magic journal? Uh huh... So, I panicked and threw that thing in a dumpster. Well, hopefully it was incinerated and didn't somehow end up in the hands of a... Burgeoning supervillain?
Well, I still haven't picked a major... It's just too hard to decide what I want to do with my life! Travel writer? Archeologist? University professor? Basically I just want to be Doctor Jones, y'know?!
I mean, my dad used to say that, "the road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision," and as an indecisive squirrel-boy, those words hit a little different now.

Gift

Nice! This definitely puts you in my "good books". Hehe!

Date

[Dinner] I had a really great time! Although I did feel a bit overdressed. Be honest - did I look classy, or did I look like I raided my dad's closet? Yeah... Maybe I won't raid my dad's closet next time.
[Boat Ride] I am so sorry for almost capsizing us. I just couldn't decide which book I wanted to read you, so I brought them all. But it was lovely, wasn't it? Let's do it again soon.
[Coaster] That was super fun! Except for when I nearly lost my glasses - I'm sure I made quite a "spectacle" of myself, with all the screaming. Hahaha.
[Carnival] That was... Um... So lame! Oh, man, I wasn't scared at all. What? No, I wasn't hiding in my hood! I was just... Cold! Now can you hold me? Again, it's not because I'm scared - it's because I'm cooollld.

Poke

Ahaha! Stop, stop, no! Tickling is strictly forbidden on this campus. I wouldn't want you to get in trouble!

Upgrade to Crush

I haven't dated a lot. I guess I've always just been waiting for the "one" - you know, which, I know, a lot of people think is mega corny...
But who cares what people think? I love corny! I'm a total "corn nut" to be honest. And on that note... I appreciate you helping me come out of my shell.

Crush

Pop-up Dialogue

This is like a fairy tale. Except, instead of kissing a frog and getting a prince, you kissed a squirrel and got... A book worm, hehe. Decidedly less fluffy, yes, but hopefully just as cute?

Talk

[Same as Awkward Besties]

Gift

Aww, thanks! I'll add this to my stash.

Date

[Same as Awkward Besties]

Poke

[Same as Awkward Besties]

Upgrade to Sweetheart

Was there anything else you wanted to know about me? I promise I'm an open book.
I'm probably not a very interesting book, compared to you, but... I'm open. Because, well... I like you. And I hope you like me too.

Sweetheart

Pop-up Dialogue

Hey! Would you be interested in joining my book club? So far l'm the only member, but this month's theme is Modern Interspecies Paranormal Romance, which I think is right up your alley!

Talk

[Same as Crush]

Gift

[Same as Crush]

Date

[Same as Crush]

Poke

[Same as Crush]

Upgrade to Boyfriend

This might surprise you, but I'm actually something of a hot sauce enthusiast. And you, my friend... Are the hottest sauce l've encountered thus far.
I want to formally apologize for subjecting you to a truly awful pickup line.

Boyfriend

Pop-up Dialogue

*YaaaAAAAWWWN* Ah, 'scuse me - I didn't get much sleep last night. I was reading a real page-turner, and then I was thinking about you, and the next thing I knew the sun was coming up! It is now officially coffee o'clock. Wanna join?

Talk

All right, I have to admit... I kind of get why people like wearing fur now. It's pretty luxurious. Aahh, I hope those animal rights people don't skin me alive for saying that!
Do you think there'll be any long-term side effects from... Y'know... Being a squirrel? I'm just hoping this urge to hoard stuff goes away soon. See, I've got snacks stashed all over the place, but I can't remember half of my hiding spots!
Do you have any books I can carry for you? No? Damn, I always thought that was romantic as hell. Um... How about flowers? Chocolates? Stolen musical instruments painted blue? Anything! Please, let me woo you!
Sure, call me old-fashioned, but l'd choose a musty old paperback over an e-reader any day. I'd also choose an unlikely meet-cute over swiping right on a dating app... Though ours was more of a "meet-weird", I guess, what with me being a squirrel and all. Still, I wouldn't trade it for anything.
You've really shown me a whole new world. Your problem-free philosophy is... It's like a spoonful of sugar - it just makes everything delightful! I see now that the most fantastical, magical things can happen, and it all starts with a wish. I'm just trying to say... Thank you for making me a part of that world.

Gift

I feel like I should be lavishing you with gifts, not the other way around! Hmm, what do you get the person who has everything... How about a kiss? Heehee, get over here.

Date

[Same as Sweetheart]

Poke

Oo! Haha, your hands are so cold! Come here, let me warm them for you.

Upgrade to Lover

Sure, it hasn't involved any airship battles, sword fights, or lost civilizations... But l've still been loving every minute of this adventure with you.
Is it too late for a sword fight, though?
[With 'Transformation' picture] Cashew reads to you, his voice so soothing you nearly fall asleep. "Are you bored?" he teases, setting the book aside. He kisses you playfully, then passionately, until a shimmering swirl of magic transforms him back into himself! Once again, true love breaks the curse.
[With 'Lover' Picture] "Thank you for everything. This quest might be over, but I'm looking forward to a lifetime of magical adventures with you." - Love, Cashew

Sex Scene

Cashew reads to you. His voice is so sexy it's driving you wild. You take the book from his hands so he'll hold you instead, and soon the two of you are making out. You feel the hardness in his pants as you slide your hands down over him. Suddenly, a shimmering swirl of magic transforms him back into himself!
"I've never felt this strongly about anyone before," Cashew breathes. He surprises you then by picking you up and carrying you to the chaise. You take your time exploring each other's bodies, and you make love for a long, long time.
Afterwards, Cashew can't stop grinning his face off. "Wow. WOW! I've only ever read about stuff like that. I mean, I had no idea! Thank you. Thank you! Is it weird to say thank you? Oh gosh, am I babbling? I'm sorry-" You cut him off with a kiss, after which he pulls you smiling into a tight, affectionate hug.

Lover

Pop-up Dialogue

Now that the crisis is over, I can't even explain how excited I am that magic is real. I mean tell me everything, please! Are there dragons? Can we enchant our dishes to wash themselves?

Talk

[Same as Boyfriend]

Gift

[Same as Boyfriend]

Date

[Masquerade] You and I are joined by the bonds of love. And you cannot track that, not with a thousand bloodhounds. You cannot break it, not with a thousand swords. Sidenote: this mask really is terribly comfortable!
[All the rest are same as Boyfriend]

Poke

[Same as Boyfriend]

Upgrade to Max Lover

That was fun. Well, I guess I'll... "Cashew" on the flip side, hehe.
Wait! I was kidding, I don't want to say goodbye yet!

Max Lover (Lover+)

Pop-up Dialogue

Are you cold? You can borrow my jacket if you want. I'd also drape it over a puddle for you if that situation were to arise.
Come here... Hang out in my arms for a while.
I just finished reading the most exhilarating book. What a rollercoaster! Gosh, I need to do something with all this intense emotion... Wanna make out?
My name is Cashew. You stole my heart. Prepare to be kissed!
Every time I see you, my heart does that little happy flutter. Like, literally every time. I could close my eyes right now, open 'em, and my heart would do that thing again.
(Naked) Hey. Oh, did I forget to get dressed? Hm, would you look at that.
(Naked) You turn my paperback... Into a hardcover. Bahaha I couldn't even finish saying that with a straight face! Oh man, I am such a dork.
(Naked) Oh hey! I was just in the middle of reading "The Physical Manifestation of Pounding My Acorn Into a Sentient Glacier and Causing 69 Avalanches Gets Me Off" by Truck Pringle, who is unironically my favorite erotica author.

Talk

I'd love it if you thought of me as your knight in shining armor, though I recognize that I'm probably more of a teacup in tinfoil.
I made a wish on every birthday candle, every shooting star, every coin tossed into a wishing well... And now, here you are. I guess dreams really do come true.
I'm just nuts about you. Um, no pun intended... Well, this time.
I'm feeling a little rebellious today. Should we... Go hang out in the restricted section of the library? Try not to get caught discussing books at a slightly-louder-than-normal speaking volume?
Um, there's this nice little treehouse near my place. I was wondering... Would you want to go there with me? We could bring some blankets, have a picnic, read to each other... I know, I know, I'm surprised at myself too! I never used to be so outdoorsy!
I can't believe how lucky I am. All my dreams came true with you.
I'd go anywhere with you. If you wanted to sail the seven seas, or journey to the center of the earth, or travel around the world in eighty days... Or just hang out at home.
I'd go hunt down pirate treasure for you. I would win a jousting tournament for you. I'd *lose* a jousting tournament for you, if you asked. I'd slay a dragon, or... Maybe even train one? Whatever floats your boat. Just ask and l'll reply, "As you wish."
It's true what they say - having fun isn't hard when you've got a library card! By the way, I added you as an authorized user on mine, so we can share. Isn't that romantic? *Sigh*
Should I write a book? It'd have to be a thrilling, romantic adventure tale - dedicated to you, of course, because you're my inspiration! And also probably the only person who'll ever read it...
Someday, I'm gonna own a huge old-fashioned library with rolling ladders - and the books will be arranged to spell out "I love you, Marshmallow." Heehee!
Did you know that a squirrel's teeth never stop growing? l'm just glad we broke the curse before things got too out of control. Now there's nothing stopping me from showering you with kisses and nibbles!
Hey. Are you a library book? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over... Wait, I think I said that wrong. You're supposed to be an overdue library book, I think. Did I say overdue? Gah, let me just start over!
(Naked) So, I don't know if you've noticed, but I blush a lot when I get turned on. I mean, I BLUSH blush. It's a bit embarrassing... Unless you like it?
(Naked) I still can't believe I turned myself into a squirrel. No Nut November is gonna have a whole new meaning this year...
(Naked) Brr... It's a bit cold in here, isn't it? Come closer, we need to share our body heat in order to survive!
(Naked) My heart and brain are in overdrive right now. Are we... On the same page? Are you as into this as I am?
(Naked) It's time I put down my book and focused my attention solely on you. Let me just find my bookmark really quick... (Where did I put that thing...?) Ah, screw it, one dog-eared page never hurt anyone. C'mere, you!
(Naked) Fashion is hard, so I decided not to bother today.
(Naked) Wanna know something? I used to feel really insecure about my body, but when you look at me the way you do, I feel like the suavest, most handsomest guy ever that has ever been alive. With, um... bad grammar, apparently.
(Naked) I hope you know, I can't go into that one section of the library anymore without feeling a lil... Y'know. Frisky.
(Naked) I feel like I have a fever. Or maybe I'm just lovesick. Can you check my temperature... By pressing your body against mine?

Gift

Oh wow. Oh wow! This is completely perfect! And so are you. How did I get so lucky?
How can I ever repay you for this? And... For everything else!? It's impossible... But I'll keep trying for as long as I live.
I'm going to write you a proper thank you note on fancy stationery using an old-fashioned quill pen, just so you know how much this means to me.
You are the most generous person I've ever met! You really don't have to do this. Ohh, but I do love it. Thank you.
[Boxers] Hmm. I'm a bit on the fence about these. Do they look oak-ay? Hahaha, sorry, I couldn't help but make... Acorn-y joke.
[Birthday Suit] So... Here I am. The real Cashew, as nature intended. What do you think.
[Spooky Outfit] Peel bananas, peel-peel bananas! What? Orange you glad to see me? Sorry, I'm bad at pickup limes...
[Butler Outfit] I'm happy to bring you food and stuff, but I hope you've hired a separate chef. The only thing I know how to make is instant noodles.
[Masquerade Outfit] Tis I, Cashew, ready to whisk you away on a romantic adventure! You'll be doing most of the adventuring, though. I'm just gonna follow along behind you and write about your escapades.
[Kigurumi Outfit] Can you imagine if squirrels were actually human-sized? Now that I think of it, that sounds like exactly the kind of pulp sci-fi story I'd love to read... I need to go to the library RIGHT NOW to see if they have this! C'mon, let's go!!!
[Summer Outfit] I'm sunscreened, antihistamined, and ready for an outdoor adventure! I'm also bug-sprayed, but that didn't rhyme with the other two, so I didn't say it. Which is why I'm saying it now. Woo! Let's go!
[RPG Outfit] Are we roleplaying? Neat! I'll be a knight-errant, wandering the world in search of wrongs to right! Oof, this sword is a bit heavy.
[Kimono Outfit] This would look better on you. I'm too... Hmm. Actually, maybe I do look kinda good! Wow! I'm not used to this "having self-esteem" thing!
[Pirate Outfit] Seaward ho! Let's chase the horizon 'til we find that great big X the map says is over... In that general direction. Maybe we'll see a mermaid. Or a narwhal!

Date

[Same as Lover]

Poke

No no no no! Aaahaha! I ALMOST got away from you! There's one thing I do miss about being a squirrel - I could run so much faster!
Whoa! How do you always manage to catch me off guard? Hehehe.
Ack! Hahaha! Oh, I will so get you back for that!
(Naked) Haha! Ha! What are you-? Oh! I do see where you're going with this. Hehehe. Carry on.
(Naked) Ahaha! Dang, if only I had those super fast squirrel reflexes. I'll have to get you back when you least expect it.
(Naked) That feels really good. Don't stop, please.
(Naked) Hey! That tickles! Oooo, I've got goosebumps now... And I'm a little turned on.

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You go above and beyond, every single day...
Honestly, you inspire me - to be better, and to love you more.

Dialogue about Cole

Someone left a weird book on my pillow that said "Death Memo" on the front, and it had my name written on every page. So... It's a joke or something, right? One of those internet memes? Haw haw...?
Somebody... Broke into my dorm... And dog-eared the pages of all my books. ALL the pages. Of ALL my books! Should we call the police!? Maybe they can dust for fingerprints? Oooh, I think I need to sit down.
That sketchy guy over there looks familiar. And his voice... Where have I heard it before? It's kind of nice, actually. I wish my voice sounded that smooth and... Dangerous.
Did you hear!? Somebody tried to commit arson at the library! I bet it was that guy who keeps glaring at me from the murder mystery section. What a creep!
Somebody left me a gift basket filled with peanut brittle, macadamia nut cookies, and chocolate covered almonds... Shame, they must not know about my nut allergy.
I think someone stole my identity! There's a bunch of late fees racked up on my library card for books like "Small Game Hunting" and "Getting Away With Murder For Dummies" - but I don't read stuff like that! I swear!

Requirements Table

Main article: Cashew/Requirements.

Trivia

Based on his lines, name, and appearance, Cashew is likely a male counterpart to the Crush Crush Phone Fling, Peanut.
He is a college student, but has not yet picked a major because he still doesn’t know what he wants to do.
It is implied Cashew attends S.T.F University, both him and Peanut from Crush Crush mention that tickling is not allowed on campus.
- Similar to Peanut, Cashew explains he has a strange nut-based name because his dad lost a bet, whereas Peanut's mom named her.
Ironically, Cashew has a nut allergy.
He lives with a roommate who he describes as an extrovert who is rarely ever home.
In the mobile version, the third Phone Fling picture was changed to having his hand resting on his crotch instead of under his waistband.
In his squirrel form, he talks about making a friend who is a moose. The moose asks for his help with stopping bad foreign spies, which is a reference to The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle and Friends.
In his squirrel form, he mentions how other squirrels are talking about some guy who made an obstacle course for squirrels in his backyard. This references Mark Rober's video Backyard Squirrel Maze 1.0- Ninja Warrior Course^[4], he was tired of squirrels stealing from his bird feeder so he made a bird feeder that birds can easily get to but the squirrels had to cross an obstacle course.
While wearing his Kimono outfit, the tickled and shy sprites get switched. Presumably due to him feeling more confident about himself, as the line he gives when putting on the oufit would suggest.
- With the release of the pirate outfit, while wearing it, this is also the case. It is unclear if it is intended or a mistake on the developer's part.
On October 16, 2025, his Animated Pose outfit was released.
- He is the seventh character to get an animated-pose outfit.
- He is the first phone fling guy to get an animated-pose outfit.
Due to a bug, Cashew was unintentionally unlocked for free in the base game for players who claimed his butler outfit reward during the 2025 and 2026 runs of the Butler Academy Parallel Event.
- This bug was also at fault for causing people to lose tokens during William's Spooky Outfit LTE.
- This bug has been patched in the beta version 0.129.^[1]