Dmitri

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Dmitri is the seventh guy to appear in Blush Blush. He is unlocked by reaching level 23 in the Pottery (Passionate) hobby.

Dmitri is turned into a boar and you find him giving clay modeling classes.

Personality

Dmitri is extremely romantic, passionate, flirts with you and has an exotic gentleman personality.

Messages

His phone fling is available to purchase for 10 diamonds after reaching the Lover relationship level with him.

Note that pauses under 5 minutes long are not indicated. Where the progress column says (A) or (B), these are your left and right options for how to respond.

SFW Version

Progress	SFW chat
1/20	Ola, aloha, and hello.
2/20	Are you there, my little bird?
(A)	I'm here, my darling Dmitri!
(B)	Not right now. You can leave me a message though.
3/20	Incredible!	Ah! Very well. I shall wait for the beep.
4/20	Ahhh. I had to pause and do some deep breathing exercises.	Oh. You are teasing me!
5/20	I was simply overcome with joy at the knowledge that you are merely a few button presses away!	How very cheeky you are!
6/20	The magic of technology is both beautiful and puzzling, like...
7/20	Like...
(A)	Can't think of a poetic metaphor?
(B)	Like a beautiful puzzle?
8/20	Not this time, it seems. I am too wrapped up in thoughts of you!	Yes! Exactly! You are a poetic genius, my dear.
9/20	Now tell me everything that's happened since we saw each other last.
10/20	Every feeling you've had, every thought that's crossed your mind, every minor annoyance you've experienced throughout your day.
(A)	I'm drawing a blank. You'll have to tell me about you instead!
(B)	Honestly? I've been consumed by thoughts of you.
11/20	Me? Oh, but I have been doing only the usual.	Ahaha! Shall I take a guess? Have you been thinking about... holding my hand?
12/20	Drinking good wine. Admiring pretty sunsets. Romanticizing life.	Perhaps walking together beneath the cherry blossom trees?
13/20	And working, of course. The coffee shop does not run herself!	Splitting a Lava Java Brownie and a Mocha Choca Latte at the Queen Bean?
14/20	Oh! Speaking of the Queen Bean.
15/20	I have been spending today at my pottery wheel making new mugs for the shop.
(A)	Now there's an activity I would love to join in on. Or watch. Or just... hear more about.
(B)	Oooo, can I see?
16/20	I can do better that just tell you about it, if you'll give me a moment.	I was hoping you would ask. Sit tight, and I will share...
Pause	5 minutes pause
17/20	Voilà!
18/20	I have successfully taken a picture of myself and my work.
19/20	Allow me to show you what I have been pouring my soul into.
20/20	[Dmitri Photo 1]
1/30	What do you think, little bird?
2/30	Would it please your lips to drink from this?
(A)	My mouth is watering. So... yes? Definitely yes.
(B)	My lips would love to be involved with anything in this picture.
3/30	I did not expect you to love it so much! I will set it aside for you.	Anything? How adventurous!
4/30	Whenever you visit the Queen Bean, this shall be your special "Marshmallow Mug".	You are an inspiration to me, little bird.
5/30	In fact, would you like to get together for coffee soon?
6/30	I am craving the exhilaration of gazing into your eyes from across a table.
(A)	I was going to say I'm craving a scone... but your thing sounds even better!
(B)	That's the most romantic thing I've heard all day.
7/30	Excellent! I am very much looking forward to it.	I, too, am overcome with emotion! But I am trying to stay focused.
8/30	For now, I must finish this last mug and set it dry with the others.
9/30	Once they are ready, I will fire the whole set in the kiln.
10/30	Then I will need to paint and glaze them...
11/30	Ah, I don't mean to bore you with these details!
12/30	Suffice to say, there are many steps to making beautiful pottery.
13/30	And there is... much waiting between those steps.
(A)	I hate waiting. Sometimes I wish I could fast-forward time.
(B)	Sooo... Let's find a fun way to fill the time!
14/30	I would say that sounds like impossible magic...	It won't be difficult. Every moment spent talking with you is the most fun I have ever had.
15/30	But I was once transformed into a boar, so what do I know?	That is more than enough to keep me satisfied!
16/30	Actually, I do know one thing for certain.	On second thought... something is missing for me right now, I must confess.
17/30	Right now, I am in desperate need...
18/30	Of caffeine!
19/30	I cannot wait a moment longer!
(A)	Hurry! To the nearest coffee pot!
(B)	Caffeine? At this hour?
20/30	The nearest? Goodness, no!	Ah, but it is always coffee o'clock somewhere, my sweet.
21/30	The nearest is a 24/7 gas station. I'm pretty sure they use imitation beans!	If not by the time on the clock, then by the yearning of the heart.
22/30	No, I won't settle for less than the world's smoothest, richest coffee.	And mine yearns for the velvety taste of a rich dark roast.
23/30	It may be after hours at the Queen Bean, but speaking as a man with a key and the code to the security system...
24/30	Who cares?
(A)	Me! I care! I don't want you to get in trouble.
(B)	I can't quite tell if you're being rebellious or not. Either way, it's hawt.
25/30	Fear not, my sweet. This is a family-run business, and I... am the favorite child!	It is so good to know that even after all this time, I can still impress you!
Pause	25 minutes pause
26/30	Ahh, here we are.
27/30	I love to be at the Queen Bean once it has closed for the day.
28/30	So quiet. So comfortable.
29/30	Perhaps a little TOO comfortable? Hahaha!
30/30	[Dmitri Photo 2]
1/32	I kid, of course. I simply could not bring myself to enter wearing clothes that were covered in dust and clay.
(A)	You look great, Dmitri. Like, really great.
(B)	Hot coffee served by an even hotter man... Dreams really do come true!
2/32	Thank you for saying so.	You are the real dream come true.
3/32	I needed this.
4/32	A good cup of coffee always perks me up.
5/32	But a beautiful conversation with my beloved fills my soul to the brim with happiness in a way no cup of coffee ever could.
(A)	Wow, you really do love me!
(B)	Are you sure? The Queen Bean's coffee is pretty hard to beat.
6/32	Of course I do, my little bird.	Not for you, my little bird.
7/32	You are everything to me.
8/32	Whatever I do in this life, I want to do it with you.
9/32	Whatever you desire, my only wish is to give it to you.
(A)	I wish we were together right now. I miss you.
(B)	Ohhh... My mind is already racing with ideas.
10/32	And I you.	And mine is racing with thoughts of you!
11/32	I miss your sweet face.	Oh, how I miss you.
12/32	I miss your smile. Your laugh.
13/32	I miss the way little crumbs stick to your mouth whenever you eat a croissant.
14/32	It's very cute!
(A)	Really? You like that? And here I was feeling self-conscious about it...
(B)	I miss the sound of your voice when you're talking to me all poetic-like.
15/32	If you feel the slightest bit insecure, then I have not done my job making you feel like the angel you are.	I have been working on some poetry, actually. I could text it to you! But... it wouldn't be very romantic.
16/32	There is only one way to remedy this heartache.
17/32	We must come together.
18/32	Once I am finished this coffee, will you join me at my home?
(A)	I thought you'd never ask!
(B)	That certainly sounds promising.
19/32	Ah ha ha! Don't make me laugh.	You sound intrigued, but not convinced!
20/32	For you, the invitation is always open.	I will have to try a little harder, eh?
21/32	Come, spend the night with me.
22/32	I will make you comfortable. Feed you sweets. Kiss you softly.
23/32	I will massage your body with calming oils.
24/32	And I will whisper poetry for you to fall asleep to.
25/32	Would you like that?
(A)	I'm already feeling weak in the knees <3
(B)	Only if you promise to knead my shoulders HARD. Like you're trying to make a mug out of me.
26/32	Then I had better stop.	If you were a mug, you would surely melt with a single drink, for you are made of sugar.
27/32	For if your legs were to give out now, I would not be there to catch you in my arms.	Figuratively, of course. Not literally. That would be weird.
Pause	30 minutes pause
28/32	Guess what, little bird?
29/32	I have arrived home, and I am waiting for you.
30/32	The sun is beginning to set.
31/32	I've slipped into something more comfortable.
32/32	[Dmitri Photo 3]
1/∞	Ahh. It feels so good to let my hair down.
(A)	I'm glad you're speaking metaphorically. You have truly perfected the hunky man bun.
(B)	But your hair is still up in a bun...
2/∞	Thank you for noticing, little bird!	Ahaha! You are so clever, little bird. It was a figure of speech, nothing more.
3/∞	I confess, I have a bit of a "bun" obsession.
4/∞	Man buns...
5/∞	Cinnamon buns...
6/∞	Though my favorite buns... are yours ;)
(A)	Aww, I was just about to make that joke!
(B)	Oh my goodness, Dmitri! You're making me blush!
7/∞	You know what they say about snoozing.	I can see it in my mind's eye. You are adorable!
8/∞	Though, in a relationship like ours... there can be no losing.	I miss you, my little bird.
9/∞	I think you should get your buns over here right now and join me.
10/∞	I have strawberry tiramisu!
11/∞	My door is open.
12/∞	And so are my loving arms.
13/∞	Until we meet...
14/∞	Ciao.

Uncut Version

The NSFW track diverges from the SFW track with your third reply. All three pictures are different between versions.

Progress	"Uncut" chat
1/20	Ola, aloha, and hello.
2/20	Are you there, my little bird?
(A)	I'm here, my darling Dmitri!
(B)	Not right now. You can leave me a message though.
3/20	Incredible!	Ah! Very well. I shall wait for the beep.
4/20	Ahhh. I had to pause and do some deep breathing exercises.	Oh. You are teasing me!
5/20	I was simply overcome with joy at the knowledge that you are merely a few button presses away!	How very cheeky you are!
6/20	The magic of technology is both beautiful and puzzling, like...
7/20	Like...
(A)	Can't think of a poetic metaphor?
(B)	Like a beautiful puzzle?
8/20	Not this time, it seems. I am too wrapped up in thoughts of you!	Yes! Exactly! You are a poetic genius, my dear.
9/20	Now tell me everything that's happened since we saw each other last.
10/20	Every feeling you've had, every thought that's crossed your mind, every minor annoyance you've experienced throughout your day.
(A)	I'm drawing a blank. The only thing I can think of right now is your mouth.
(B)	I did have a naughty dream about you that I haven't been able to stop thinking about...
11/20	Ah, so you are dreaming of deep, passionate kisses.	Ooo. Allow Dmitri to take a guess.
12/20	Or perhaps something more...	Did this dream involve my strong, firm hands massaging your body like clay?
13/20	Intimate.	Or perhaps my mouth, kissing you everywhere...
14/20	Wait! Don't tell me.
15/20	The mystery, the possibility... those are the most seductive things of all.
(A)	Damn, you're giving me goosebumps, Dmitri!
(B)	Agreed. That's hawt.
16/20	The greatest pleasure always comes for those who least expect it.	Then let us continue saying few words to each other, so that our imaginations may run wild.
Pause	5 minutes pause
17/20	Speaking of which...
18/20	I have spent today at my pottery wheel, intending to make new mugs for the Queen Bean...
19/20	But I became distracted while thinking of you, and I ended up making a self portrait instead.
20/20	[Dmitri NSFW Photo 1]
1/30	What do you think, little bird?
2/30	Have I captured the essence of myself?
(A)	Hmm. I might need to see a side-by-side comparison with the real thing. Just to be sure.
(B)	Oh. Oh yes, I think so. That sculpture... uh... certainly gives me some ideas.
3/30	Ah ha ha! A cheeky little game of "spot the difference" is what you crave?	I can only imagine!
4/30	That can certainly be arranged for you, my love.	I would love for you to describe your beautiful fantasies to me.
5/30	Perhaps we discuss the details over a warm, creamy caffè latte...
6/30	And then see where the evening takes us?
(A)	When can we do it? Now? I'm free now!
(B)	I'd love nothing more.
7/30	I adore your enthusiasm! But I hope you can be patient for me.	Hold that thought close to your heart. The time will come, but that time is not now.
8/30	I still have to finish my sculpture and set it aside to dry.
9/30	Once it is dry, I will fire it in the kiln.
10/30	I am thinking it might... take up all of the space in there.
11/30	Let's hope my sister Lotus doesn't look inside! Ahaha!
12/30	In any case, making pottery requires many steps.
13/30	And there is... much waiting between those steps.
(A)	I hate waiting. Sometimes I wish I could fast-forward time.
(B)	Sooo... Let's find a fun way to fill the time!
14/30	I would say that sounds like impossible magic...	It won't be difficult. Every moment spent talking with you is the most fun I have ever had.
15/30	But I was once transformed into a boar, so what do I know?	That is more than enough to keep me satisfied!
16/30	Actually, I do know one thing for certain.	On second thought... something is missing for me right now, I must confess.
17/30	Right now, I am in desperate need...
18/30	Of caffeine!
19/30	I cannot wait a moment longer!
(A)	Hurry! To the nearest coffee pot!
(B)	Caffeine? At this hour?
20/30	The nearest? Goodness, no!	Ah, but it is always coffee o'clock somewhere, my sweet.
21/30	The nearest is a 24/7 gas station. I'm pretty sure they use imitation beans!	If not by the time on the clock, then by the yearning of the heart.
22/30	No, I won't settle for less than the world's smoothest, richest coffee.	And mine yearns for the velvety taste of a rich dark roast.
23/30	It may be after hours at the Queen Bean, but speaking as a man with a key and the code to the security system...
24/30	Who cares?
(A)	Me! I care! I don't want you to get in trouble.
(B)	I can't quite tell if you're being rebellious or not. Either way, it's hawt.
25/30	Fear not, my sweet. This is a family-run business, and I... am the favorite child!	It is so good to know that even after all this time, I can still impress you!
Pause	25 minutes pause
26/30	Ahh, here we are.
27/30	I love to be at the Queen Bean once it has closed for the day.
28/30	So quiet. So comfortable.
29/30	Perhaps a little TOO comfortable? Hahaha!
30/30	[Dmitri NSFW Photo 2]
1/32	I kid, of course. I simply could not bring myself to enter wearing clothes that were covered in dust and clay.
(A)	I've never wanted to get on my knees in the middle of a coffee shop so badly...
(B)	Oh wow. I can't thank you enough for sharing. You're gorgeous.
2/32	Oh my!	It is all in the posing, the lighting, and the... confidence.
3/32	What can I say?
4/32	A good cup of coffee always... "perks" me up.
5/32	But a beautiful conversation with my beloved fills my soul to the brim with happiness in a way no cup of coffee ever could.
(A)	Wow, you really do love me!
(B)	Are you sure? The Queen Bean's coffee is pretty hard to beat.
6/32	Of course I do, my little bird.	Not for you, my little bird.
7/32	You are everything to me.
8/32	Whatever I do in this life, I want to do it with you.
9/32	Whatever you desire, my only wish is to give it to you.
(A)	I wish we were together right now. I miss you.
(B)	Ohhh... My mind is already racing with ideas.
10/32	And I you.	And mine is racing with thoughts of you!
11/32	I miss your sweet face.	Oh, how I miss you.
12/32	I miss your smile. Your laugh.
13/32	I miss the way little crumbs stick to your mouth whenever you eat a croissant.
14/32	It's very cute!
(A)	Really? You like that? And here I was feeling self-conscious about it...
(B)	I miss the sound of your voice when you're talking to me all poetic-like.
15/32	If you feel the slightest bit insecure, then I have not done my job making you feel like the angel you are.	I have been working on some poetry, actually. I could text it to you! But... it wouldn't be very romantic.
16/32	There is only one way to remedy this heartache.
17/32	We must come together.
18/32	Once I am finished this coffee, will you join me at my home?
(A)	I thought you'd never ask!
(B)	That certainly sounds promising.
19/32	Ah ha ha! Don't make me laugh.	You sound intrigued, but not convinced!
20/32	For you, the invitation is always open.	I will have to try a little harder, eh?
21/32	Come, spend the night with me.
22/32	I will make you comfortable. Feed you sweets. Kiss you softly.
23/32	I will massage your body sensually...
24/32	And this massage will grow more intimate and more pleasurable as the minutes wear on.
25/32	Would you like that?
(A)	My blood is already flowing... places.
(B)	No, I wouldn't like that. I would LOVE THAT.
26/32	Then I had better pause and save my words for when we are together.	You almost had me in the first half!
27/32	I would hate for you to become too aroused... with no relief.	Thinking of you in pleasure... It has me so aroused I am about to forget the rest of this coffee.
Pause	30 minutes pause
28/32	Guess what, little bird?
29/32	I have arrived home, and I am waiting for you.
30/32	The sun is beginning to set.
31/32	I've slipped into something more comfortable.
32/32	[Dmitri NSFW Photo 3]
1/∞	I must say... there is nothing so beautiful as the feeling of silk on the skin... and the taste of sweetness on the tongue.
(A)	Clearly you're enjoying yourself quite a bit there.
(B)	I'm a fan of sweet AND salty, if you catch my drift...
2/∞	Not as much as I would enjoy having you here now.	Then we shall have to find a delicious way to combine them.
3/∞	Oh, little bird!
4/∞	My body aches for you.
5/∞	It is almost enough to match the yearning of my heart.
6/∞	I want you. I need you.
(A)	I've been craving you this whole time. I don't think I can take it anymore.
(B)	I love it when you talk like that.
7/∞	Come join me.	Then I shall whisper it into your ear... while kissing your neck and holding your hand.
8/∞	We shall indulge in some of life's little pleasures together.	Come over. You know you want to.
9/∞	I have chocolate dipped strawberries, rose-scented candles...
10/∞	And a lovestick that's yours for the taking.
11/∞	My door is open.
12/∞	And so are my loving arms.
13/∞	Until we meet...
14/∞	Ciao.

Dialogue List

First Meeting

1. Needing a break from your grueling quest, you decide to take a little "you" time, and pursue a new passion. Making cool stuff with clay! You rush to your first class, ready to get your hands dirty...
2. When you notice that your teacher is a boar! He notices your staring, and begins to laugh in a strangely exotic accent.
3. "Ah ha, I see you have noticed that Dmitri is no mere man. Do not fear! The art of molding clay only requires passion, and Dmitri has that in spades."
4. Watching the boar shape the clay into a pot is rather hypnotic, and it takes a few minutes to realize that this is one of the guys you've cursed! You quickly mush your clay into an ashtray shape, and approach the boar after class to break the news of your identity...

Adversary

Pop-up Dialogue

• So you are my knight in shining armor? Haha! I am so filled with hopeless despair. I must laugh, or I shall cry!

Talk

• For much of my life, I have feared to become a bore. Now I am a boar. Fate - she thinks she's so funny, doesn't she?
• So you are the one who has bewitched me? I see. I was not expecting someone so... interesting.
• An apology is only words. You must take actions to express your remorse. Please start with the act of scratching my ear. For I have an itch that could break a man.
• I have long refuted the accusation that all men are pigs. That opinion is being... tested.
• I have no grudges, little bird. Let us shake hands and make amends. Haha! Just kidding. Look ma - no hands.

Poke

• Ah ha! I see you are trying to tickle me! Well, I would advise you to be careful. My boar-instincts are leaning toward "goring" you in response. How rude they are!

Upgrade to Acquaintance

1. Hmm. Alright, little bird. I have heard your song, and I will follow you into the forest. Let us begin our adventure.
2. But should you fail, I will have my revenge. I shall leave a scathing review on all your social media. Beware!

Acquaintance

Pop-up Dialogue

• Not to sound ungrateful for your help, my little bird, but I don't suppose we could hurry this process up a little, yes? Perhaps with a generous purchase of diamonds...

Talk

• Three times today, I have tried to tie my mane into a bun. Three times, I have failed. It is surprisingly upsetting. I may have a bun addiction.
• Ahh, do not worry my little witch doctor. Hakuna matata, they say. My name is Dmitri.
• I do not always get cursed and turned into a boar. But when I do, I try not to make a pig of myself.
• On the plus side, I can now smell truffles hidden beneath the earth. But it is an indiscriminate power. I can also smell... other things, beneath the earth. Stinky things.
• It may amuse you to learn that it took a while for me to realize there was something wrong. Being a boar only became an issue when I ate breakfast, and the bacon tasted... familiar.

Poke

• [Same as Adversary]

Upgrade to Frenemy

1. Oh my! Look at the time! It has flown these last few hours. I dare say we are having a good time...
2. I mean, it could just be that you're good with animals. Or perhaps boars in particular. It is probably best we do not overthink this.
3. [With 'Friend' picture] While you and Dmitri are cavorting through the park (he insists on the word 'cavorting'), he turns to you and smiles. "Ahh, these flowers remind me of our friendship! For they are so pretty and sweet. And hopefully they will not last long. But instead turn into fruit..."

Frenemy

Pop-up Dialogue

• I find myself oddly jealous of other piggies, whose tails are curly and cute. I have tail envy. How my heart yearns!

Talk

• [Same as Acquaintance]

Gift

• Thank you, my little bird. I do enjoy the things you bring to me! So many things!

Poke

• [Same as Adversary]

Upgrade to Friendzoned

1. I have written a poem for you. And here it is. "Roses are red. Violets are violet...
2. "In the cockpit of friendship, you are my pilot." I'm still working on it. Not bad though, yes?

Friendzone

Pop-up Dialogue

• I have made friends with a spider. She tells me I am truly 'some pig'. I suspect our friendship will last a long time, and not end in heart wrenching tragedy. Haha!

Talk

• Let's hoof it to the beach. I want to work on my tan. Shh. Do not tell me that fur does not tan. Do not break the dream.
• Someone called me "pork bun" today. Those are fighting words where I am from.
• Perhaps next time you could turn me into a lion? Or a tiger? Oh! Or maybe a llama? How fun would this be?
• I'm afraid I intend to hog all your time to myself.
• This tail of mine is a welcomed addition. It is paint brush, tickler, fly swatter. Why did man leave his tail behind, I wonder?
• Smile. For we are friends.

Gift

• [Same as Frenemy]

Poke

• [Same as Adversary]

Upgrade to Awkward Besties

1. So you are saying that, to break the curse, we must try... a kiss? Oh my. You have no idea how happy this makes me. It is what I have always wanted!
2. And luckily, I always carry around mints for JUST this occasion, I have carried them for many years. Today they fulfill their destiny!
3. [With 'Kiss' picture] Dmitri pulls a mint out of thin air and scarfs it down. "If a curse can be broken with a kiss, then prepare to end all the curses of the world. For ours will echo through eternity. Kiss me, you fool!"

Awkward Besties

Pop-up Dialogue

• Ah ha! I am once more more man than beast. And unlike Beauty and the Beast, the transformation is a marked improvement!

Talk

• I am relieved the urge to eat garbage is passing. Thankfully, I did not give in to the craving to put pineapple on pizza.
• I will miss the tusks. Such an intriguing blend of tooth and mustache.
• Do not fret. This isn't even the largest my ears have been. I got pretty deep into ear gauging a while back.
• Want to have a conversation? I'm all ears.
• Ahh, this is much better little bird. I have missed these hands, these legs... This hair bun. Do not judge me.
• I never thought I would say this, but I miss underwear.
• Now that I have legs and pants, we should do things that require them, yes? Though I will not lie - pants and I have a troubled relationship.
• A pale man with a bearded neck kept calling me Ganon today. I like the sound of this name. Ganon.

Gift

• Ahh, thank you my darling. I have no idea why this was so expensive, but I appreciate that you worked ten jobs to afford it for me.

Poke

• There we are! Your ticklish fingers are so much nicer against my skin. And my "goring" instinct is now more of a "fidget" instinct. We've made progress!

Upgrade to Crush

1. Hahaha! You make me laugh so easily. Either you are hilarious, or I am drunk.
2. I mean, there is no reason both of these things cannot be true. But I think it is just you are hilarious.

Crush

Pop-up Dialogue

• My opinion of the noble pig has changed considerably from all this. I guess it is true that one should not judge an animal until you've walked a mile in their hooves.

Talk

• [same as Awkward Besties]

Gift

• You are sweet! So many things you buy for me. You must stop... Well, maybe not "stop" stop. "Stop" is just a metaphor, in this case.

Poke

• [same as Awkward Besties]

Upgrade to Sweetheart

1. I have noticed, since I have mostly become a man once more, That I am having... Man feelings? About you?
2. I figured I should tell you, in case they were part of the curse. Because these man feelings... I feel them *hard*.

Sweetheart

Pop-up Dialogue

• Ahh, my little bird. Now that you have flown into my day, the sun seems warmer, brighter. You are like the sexy version of climate change.

Talk

• [same as Crush]

Gift

• [same as Crush]

Poke

• [same as Crush]

Upgrade to Boyfriend

1. Let us not mince words, my little bird. My heart has become wrapped around the very idea of you. It is time to bring our relationship further...
2. ...yes, I am ready to say it. You are a sweetheart. Haha! Look, I am blushing!

Boyfriend

Pop-up Dialogue

• I must confess... Ever since my transformation... I have been drinking my wine straight from the bottle. It is my darkest secret, and I cannot stop now!

Talk

• Hush. Do not say a word. Just close your eyes. Live in this moment with me. Like beautiful game of Marco - Polo.
• There's a hammock with our names on it. I warn you though - hammock snuggling is a dangerous art. It is not for the faint of heart.
• Ahh, it is you, my little bird. Please sing for me, and lift my spirit from the ashen grey of winter into spring.
• Do you wish to see a magic trick? Give me your hand. There. Magic.
• Ahh, the sight of you takes my breath away. You are like a sexy version of asthma. I call it, "Dat-asthma".

Gift

• I am stunned! Your thoughtfulness is only exceeded by your generous spirit. Which is only exceeded by your cute butt.

Poke

• Haha! You are adorable. Pretending your tickles are innocent. But we both know that they are tickles of sinister intent!

Upgrade to Lover

1. Oh look at the time! It says that I am your boyfriend now. I didn't know clocks could even tell you such things!
2. Well, my watch is telling my it's time to kiss you now. We don't dare refuse.
3. [With 'Transformation' picture] Out of the blue, Dmitri pulls you aside and whispers something in your ear. Before your brain can even figure out what he says, he puts his hand against your cheek and kisses you passionately. You close your eyes and lose yourself for a moment... before a sudden magical explosion! You open your eyes - the curse is broken!
4. [With 'Lover' picture] "Dear lover. I regret to tell you that I must leave. The world calls to me, and I must drift on the winds like a feather caught in the gyre. Just kidding! I will see you tomorrow for smooches and bum squeezes. <3" Love Dmitri

Sex Scene

Out of the blue, Dmitri pulls you aside, and whispers in your ear in a language you don't understand, but whose intention is clear. He kisses you, his thumbs rubbing your cheeks, before his hands wander to your neck, your back, your buttocks. But things are momentarily interrupted by a magical explosion - the curse is broken! Dmitri laughs, somehow making his fall seem smooth and sexy, and as he rises you can see his dick growing harder in anticipation. He kisses you again and again, guiding your body to the couch, and he makes love to you until all your thoughts float in a soft, pleasurable dream... Later, Dmitri rubs your back, and says softly, "My apologies, my love. I was just going to kiss you... But desire overwhelmed me. Even now, as I look at you, I can feel it growing once again..." You feel him harden again, and your love making continues into the night.

Lover

Pop-up Dialogue

• Kiss me. And think of all the kisses yet to come.

Talk

• [Same as Boyfriend]

Gift

• [Same as Boyfriend]

Poke

• [Same as Boyfriend]

Upgrade to Max Lover

1. *Sigh* Well, it feels as though this curse is now coming to an end. But if you leave me now, that is a curse I am not ready to bear...
2. Stay with me. Play with me. Lay with me. Let us be lovers, and find happiness beneath every sky and star.

Max Lover (Lover+)

Pop-up Dialogue

• Ahh, there you are. I was just thinking that I was craving thrills and adventure!
• You have no idea how amazing it is whenever you walk into the room. It is like remembering to breathe. A rush of life giving joy.
• Oh good, you are here! I have something naughty to tell you. Something that should probably be saved for the 18+ DLC. Available now.
• What shall we do today, my love? I have many ideas. But they're all variations of the same "activity", so l'd love to hear your ideas too.
• Hello, little bird! I was just thinking of you. Of course, I am always thinking of you. But technicalities can still be sexy.
• (Naked) I appear to have lost my clothes. Which is a day I have always looked forward to. Farewell clothes.
• (Naked) As you can see, I am still naked. Unless you have been stricken blind. In that case, give me your hand and I shall prove it.
• (Naked) Oh dear, I appear to be naked and sexually aroused. If only there was someone to take advantage of this silly situation with me.

Talk

• I never doubted you, my little bird. And I have felt many things about you. Stay, and I shall tell you some of them. The rest... I shall show you.
• It looks like you have saved your damsel in distress. And not to perpetuate a stereotype, but I would like to show you my appreciation...
• Drinking that cursed water was the best thing to happen to me. Except when it came out. It was rainbow colored and smelled like bacon. So strange.
• Take my hand. No, I don't have an adventure in mind. I just felt I needed a hand to hold.
• We have a good time together, my love.
• I tried to cook you dinner, and burned down your kitchen. Maybe let's eat out tonight? And for however long kitchens take to get fixed?
• I like you more than coffee. *gasp* I did it! I said it! I did not know if I had the strength to say it out loud!
• I tried to sculpt a statue of me for you. I was going to be anatomically accurate. But alas, I ran out of clay.
• Oh good. My arms are empty, and craving to hold you. If you've got an hour to spare, I would appreciate your help with this.
• You have captured my heart. I warn you - no cage will hold it. You must hold it tight, or let it fly away.
• Hahaha! I feel so happy every time we chat. I also feel like I talk and talk and talk. Let me know if you'd like to get a word in!
• Look there, in the distance! At that distraction! So I can steal a look at you uninterrupted.
• So all these other man-imals you are helping... I don't suppose any of them are as adventurous as you? Perhaps we could all do an activity together?
• (Naked) The ocean is too vast and too precious to waste time with swimsuits.
• (Naked) If I could have one wish, it would be to always be naked. Be the change you want to see in the world, they say!
• (Naked) I am excited to see you. And as you can see, I can also get much much more excited.
• (Naked) If I must stand here, being the naked, I must insist you join me. Or are you already? It's actually... A Ilittle hard to tell sometimes.
• (Naked) I heard an interesting fact that pigs have curly members. I am so so very pleased I am a man again.
• (Naked) What I lack in subtlety, I make up for with a large penis. Hmmm... That sounded a lot smoother in my head.
• (Naked) There is a bed, overlooking the ocean, that is calling out to me. It commands me to bring you with me. And oil.
• (Naked) What? I am naked?! How can this be!? Haha! Just kidding. I know it was you and your crazy powers.
• (Naked) It, uhh... It might be a little chilly in here. Depending on whether or not you like what you see. Haha!

Gift

• I love this. You are more generous than the sun and moon, which gift us with every day and night. You are like some sort of... Sun/Moon cross hybrid thing.
• Ahh, you are still blowing my mind with your generosity, my love. Which is saying something, because I really do like stuff.
• More gifts! I do not deserve such sweetness and kindness! You are spoiling me!
• Thank you. From the bottom of my heart. I am taken care of by you. You make my heart swell with gratitude.
• [Boxers] Ahh yes. The perfect undergarments! They call them "briefs" because I will likely be wearing them only briefly...
• [Birthday Suit] Voila! Dmitri is now naked. Which is what he wanted to be all along. I hope the feeling is... mutual.
• [Spooky Outfit] I know what you are thinking. If Dmitri was a ghost, whose arms would you run to for protection? The answer is... Dmitri's of course. Haha. Trick or treat.
• [Butler Outfit] As your personal butler, it is my job to anticipate your needs. This is why I have placed an online order for seventy-six boxes of your second-favorite candy bar. Because your first-favorite candy bar has been discontinued. I know, I know... Let us soothe our sorrow with snacks.
• [Kigurumi Outfit] Perhaps I will wear this to the "Sleepytime Knitting Class" Myx has invited me to join. I'll be learning to knit a blanket while wearing pajamas. As the blanket gets bigger, I will become cozier. It is supposedly a wonderful and calming evening activity.
• [Masquerade Outfit] One day the mountains may crumble, the seas may dry up, the stars go dark, time may cease to exist, the heat death of the universe may destroy all semblance of life, but even then... My love for you will never end.
• [Summer Outfit] Ah, summertime. When living is easy. Let's drink iced coffee while we gaze into the tropical paradise of each other's eyes.
• [RPG Outfit] You really know how to "level up" my "character."
• [Kimono Outfit] It is my hope to make this elegant kimono the new uniform at my upscale coffee shop. The others are against it, so I have started a petition. You will sign it for me, yes?
• [Pirate Outfit] Let us be marooned together. Let us kiss on the sand while the sun sets over a wine-dark sea. Let us drink each other's beauty and survive on each other's touch. Any island, with you, would be my treasure island.

Poke

• *giggle* Oh no! You made me giggle silly! *giggle* You must swear never to speak of this to anyone!
• Ha ha! Thinking you can get away with tickles! But you have come within arm's reach, my love! You have fallen for my trap!
• Arg! I cannot believe how fast and strong your hands are! I can think of several things they would be so much better used for!
• (Naked) Aha! I caught you! And now I shall tickle you in return. But I shall perform this feat... with no hands!
• (Naked) You laugh, but my revenge will be swift and very sexy. That is the only type of revenge I know how to do.
• (Naked) Ha ha! If you think you can tease me and escape so easily, you are in for a surprise my love.
• (Naked) Ha ha! Damn you! I cannot resist your touch! And yet you tickle me every time! I am caught in your vicious, sexy cycle.

Upgrade to Lover+ (Endless)

1. Ahh, yet more romantic gestures, my love? I hope you never discover just how badly I have it for you. You might realize that you do not need to do even a fraction of what you do.
2. Let the music of love play on.

Date Dialogue

Animal Version (Adversary to Friendzone)

• [Dinner] I am sorry! At dinner, I made a bit of a pig of myself. But, well, you know...
• [BoatRide] Yes, those duckies were annoyed. But that duck food was simply too delicious to resist! They knew the risks!
• [Coaster] I ask you - if they didn't want us to bring cotton candy on the rides, why do they sell it so close to them? It's not like I dropped it on that kid on purpose!
• [Carnival] Those gummy grubs were so satisfying. They filled me with such courage, that I was indeed afraid of no ghost!

Hybrid/Human Version (Awkward Besties to Lover)

• [Dinner] Let us say that I am just so glad we have traded 'swine' for 'wine' at our dinner dates.
• [BoatRide] Sometimes, you just need to read poetry in a swan boat to feel alive.
• [Coaster] I cannot help but pose for the camera. Even when that camera is being used to sell pictures of myself at dramatic inflation. It is my Achilles heel!
• [Carnival] Haha! That spooky robot reminded me of my Momma. Only it had more teeth and personality. Just kidding! I love my Momma! Don't look at me like that!

Unlocked at Lover Level

• [Masquerade] Come. Take my hand. Let us dance. Hold me and let the music rule our bodies. We can no more resist it than we can resist each other.

Dialogue About Cole

• Ahh, life. She is so short. And sometimes, she sends you beautiful people to fill your days with happiness. And sometimes she sends you serial killers. Haha! What a trickster she is.
• Oh my! A note, left in my door with a knife. Promising pain and punishment... I can't tell if I'm afraid or very, very turned on.
• Tonight, while I was alone, I could smell the distinct scent of bacon cooking. It disturbed me so, but also... I mean, it's bacon. How could one resist?
• Do not worry! If someone tries to attack us from the shadows, I shall use my most powerful defense on them. I shall seduce them. It never fails, trust me.
• The thing is, when you have had as many admirers as I have, you are also bound to have broken some hearts. This is the curse of the beautiful...
• Take heart. In the end, if I fall to the violence of a ruthless killer, I have enjoyed the ride. I live without regrets. Promise me you shall do the same. Live without regrets, I mean. Not die. Dying is still very sucky.

Requirements Table

 Main article: Dmitri/Requirements.

Trivia

• Avatars resembling Nina and Elle from Crush Crush appear in the first meeting scene.
• Dmitri has a sister named Lotus (a Phone Fling in Crush Crush) who works at a café as a barista.
• He loves sleeping, pottery and spicy food according to his "Cinder" profile in his Intro Video.
• For V.0.20, his requirements were rebalanced:
  • Reset boost needed increased
  • Affection levels were adjusted
  • Some skill requirements were decreased
• His Friendzoned dialogue about befriending a spider is a reference to the children's novel, Charlotte's Web, by E. B. White.
• His Awkward Besties intro was formerly "I had to get a restraining order against a meerkat that was harassing me at work. He had an unusual obsession with my, how shall we say... flatulence?"

Galleries

 Main article: Dmitri/Gallery.

Phone Fling

Cellphone

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  Contact Photo
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  Full Body Profile

Photos

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  Allow me to show you what I have been pouring my soul into.
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  I kid, of course. I simply could not bring myself to enter wearing clothes that were covered in dust and clay.
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  I've slipped into something more comfortable.

Memory Album

Relationship Events & Pinups

PC

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  Encounter Photo 1
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  Frenemy Photo
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  Awkward Besties Photo
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  Transformation Photo (Old)
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  Transformation Photo
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  Lover Photo
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  Pinup Photo (Old)
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  Pinup Photo
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  Dmitri's Bed Pinup (Boxers/Steam version)

Mobile

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  Encounter Photo 1
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  Frenemy Photo
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  Awkward Besties Photo
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  Tranformation Photo
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  Lover Photo
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  Pinup Photo
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  Dmitri's Bed Pinup (Clothed/Mobile version)

Dates

Animal

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  Dinner
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  Boat Ride
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  Coaster
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  Carnival

Hybrid

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  Dinner
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  Boat Ride
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  Coaster
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  Carnival

Human

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  Dinner
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  Boat Ride
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  Coaster
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  Carnival
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  Masquerade

Date Sprites

Animal

PC

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  Dinner
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  Boat Ride
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  Coaster
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  Carnival

Mobile

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  Dinner
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  Boat Ride
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  Coaster
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  Carnival

Hybrid

PC

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  Dinner
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  Boat Ride
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  Coaster
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  Carnival

Mobile

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  Dinner
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  Boat Ride
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  Coaster
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  Carnival

Human

PC

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  Dinner
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  Boat Ride
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  Coaster
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  Carnival
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  Masquerade

Mobile

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  Dinner
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  Boat Ride
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  Coaster
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  Carnival
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  Masquerade

Default Sprites

Animal

PC

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  Happy
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  Mad
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  Neutral
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  Shy
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  Tickled

Mobile

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  Happy
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  Mad
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  Neutral
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  Shy
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  Tickled

Hybrid

PC

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  Happy
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  Likes You
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  Neutral
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  Shy
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  Tickled

Mobile

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  Happy
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  Likes You
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  Neutral
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  Shy
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  Tickled

Human

PC

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  Happy
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  Likes You
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  Neutral
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  Shy
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  Tickled

Mobile

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  Happy
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  Likes You
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  Neutral
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  Shy
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  Tickled

Outfit Sprites

Outfits for Dmitri cost  10 Diamonds each

Boxers

PC

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  Happy
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  Likes You
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  Neutral
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  Shy
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  Tickled

Mobile

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  Happy
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  Likes You
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  Neutral
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  Shy
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  Tickled

Spooky Outfit

PC

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  Happy
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  Likes You
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  Neutral
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  Shy
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  Tickled

Mobile

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  Happy
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  Likes You
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  Neutral
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  Shy
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  Tickled

Butler Outfit

PC

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  Happy
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  Likes You
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  Neutral
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  Shy
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  Tickled

Mobile

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  Happy
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  Likes You
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  Neutral
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  Shy
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  Tickled

Kigurumi Outfit

PC

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  Happy
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  Likes You
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  Neutral
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  Shy
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  Tickled

Mobile

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  Happy
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  Likes You
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  Neutral
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  Shy
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  Tickled

Masquerade Outfit

PC

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  Happy
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  Likes You
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  Neutral
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  Shy
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  Tickled

Mobile

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  Happy
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  Likes You
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  Neutral
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  Shy
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  Tickled

Summer Outfit

PC

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  Happy
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  Likes You
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  Neutral
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  Shy
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  Tickled

Mobile

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  Happy
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  Likes You
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  Neutral
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  Shy
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  Tickled

RPG Outfit

PC

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  Happy
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  Likes You
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  Neutral
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  Shy
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  Tickled

Mobile

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  Happy
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  Likes You
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  Neutral
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  Shy
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  Tickled

Kimono Outfit

PC

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  Happy
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  Likes You
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  Neutral
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  Shy
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  Tickled

Mobile

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  Happy
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  Likes You
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  Neutral
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  Shy
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  Tickled

Pirate Outfit

PC

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  Happy
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  Likes You
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  Neutral
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  Shy
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  Tickled

Icons

Main Tab

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  Locked (Animal)
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  Locked (Human)
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  Unlocked (Animal)
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  Unlocked (Hybrid)
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  Unlocked (Human)

Achievements

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  Locked
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  Animal
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  Hybrid
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  Human

LTE

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  Pinup Reward
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  Dmitri's Bed Pinup Reward (Steam version)
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  Dmitri's Bed Pinup Reward (Mobile version)

Extra

Promotional Material

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  Lineup

Birthday

Dmitri's birthday falls on the 29th of February, as such, he only got a post about him on 2024 and not on 2025.

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  2024