Fumi

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Fumi is a core character in Crush Crush. She is the ninth girl unlocked, after reaching  Lvl 14 Smart and unlocking all core characters before her.

Your first encounter with her does not go well. When studying physics and doing a VERY advanced experiment, you somehow accidentally crush a flux capacitor, causing Fumi to become stranded and naked in your timeline.

Fumi is also a Phone Fling Girl; initially as Dr. Fumi - an alternative version of Fumi who came from the post-apocalyptic timeline to give you a clear message about Pandemic Self Care (This is the Covid-19 Pandemic Special Phone Fling and is unable to join Vote-a-Fling), then as the main version of herself.

The Dr. Fumi Phone Fling is unlocked when you reach Awkward Besties with Fumi, while her main Fling is unlocked by reaching Lover level and paying  10 Diamonds.

Appearance

Fumi has blue eyes and maroon hair in a knee-length ponytail.

Her default outfit consists of a sleeveless white shirt, a blue collar, a black tie, a white and red skirt, blue stockings with gray and red trim, and red ankle shoes. She also wears a light blue caliper hairclip, round blue-rimmed glasses, blue armwarmers, and white gloves with black and red transmitters on top.

Her holiday outfit consists of a sparkly green dress and light turquoise stockings with blue edges. She also wears a green Santa hat, elf ears, green shoulder pads held by a dark blue ribbon with a yellow bell, and dark blue arm warmers.

Her school uniform consists of a white uniform crop top, a blue collar with a red tie, a blue skirt, black stockings, and red wedge pumps.

Her bathing suit consists of a blue two-piece bathing suit, with the top held in place by a silver ring.

Her diamond ring outfit consists of a white dress with dark red flowers lining the bottom hem. She also wears a small veil on her ponytail held by the same flowers as on her dress and a diamond waistband.

Her lingerie consists of three elaborately decorated orange fabric trips held in place by a silver ring, sheer orange sleeves, and sheer orange stockings.

Her DX wedding dress is snow white with a blue rose on her left shoulder. She has several blue roses attached to her ponytail, and also wears a veil held by a pearl headpiece.

Personality

Fumi has a very serious personality. She talks in big words and is emotionless in the first few levels of interaction. She is driven only by her work ethic. Her only interests are finding information on how to get back to her timeline and figuring out the practical uses of past tools/rituals. Her robotic personality is probably due to the oppressive time period she came from, which only seems to value government efficiency (military, scientific research, etc.) and little on human individuality. She warms up to you as she begins to experience emotions she has never felt before.

Artbook

Fumi is an ultra badass time traveler from the future who talks like the smartest person in the room. And since she’s technically a librarian, she probably is! She’s also a scientist, a survivalist, and a sometimes-hitman... and she’s scarily good at all three.

Hyper-competent and with a lot on her plate, she can be straightforward to the point of being blunt. It may bruise your ego at first, but it also means that once she comes around to liking or even loving you, you can trust without a doubt that she’s truly speaking from the heart. Awww!

Dialogue List

First Meeting

1. One day, while experimenting with the generation mechanism for mass in gauge bosons, a tachyonic condensation event occurred and interfered with the causality field of a brane transitioning time machine...
2. Flux Capacitor - CRUSHED!
3. ...Stranding the pilot in the light cone of modern Earth. You'd better apologize on behalf of 21st century science.

Adversary

• I am experiencing significant vexation. I thought I should tell you, since you seem incapable of interpreting non-verbal cues.

Sorry

• Earth, 20XX CE, it appears. Well this is a headache that shall linger...
• How did you pull me from the Time-Slip? You are either a genius or mad with power. Either scenario is unfortunate.
• I need your clothes and your car. Don't ask questions.
• I don't suppose your designation is Johnny O'Conner? That would be a rather fortuitous coincidence...

Gift

• I will break this object down into base components and use it as fuel in my experiments. I appreciate your contribution.

Poke

• Cease interaction! You are profoundly misinterpreting optimal physical interaction with my interface!

Upgrade to Nuisance

1. Computer simulations project your danger rating at approximately 8%. You pose less danger than rheum. We can converse.
2. I am stranded in this century until further notice. I require your assistance. For science.

You're now a Nuisance to Fumi!

Nuisance

• There is evidence to suggest that this universe exists within a simulation. In my time, this is known as the Crush Crush theory of existence.

Sorry

• Logdate - 7112. I am stranded in the year 201X. The local denizens appear to be gelatin based. Will conduct science until rescued by HQ.
• This timeline is confusing, and my data seems incomplete. You must assist me to correct factual errors.
• Has humanity discovered that most ficuses achieve cursory intelligence? Has the Tree-mancipation Proclamation been ratified yet?
• Cursory reviews of your Internet archival system reveal many humorous points of ignorance in your culture. Can you really not believe it's not butter?
• Has Stephen Hawking built his indestructible Mecha-body yet? Who is the current God Emperor?

Gift

• I will break this object down into base components and use it as fuel in my experiments. I appreciate your contribution.

Poke

• Tee hee! Your physical interaction has caused an unforeseen gargalesis response! STOP! It is delicious torture!

Upgrade to Frenemy

1. I noticed you have maintained a degree of civility, despite my hostile tone. Am I to interpret this is not from a lack of fortitude, but is intentional?
2. It appears to be rather significant effort on your part, but I admit to preferring you now than you were before.

You're now Frenemies with Fumi!

Frenemy

• I have observed you on several outings with other feminine individuals. Please advise me how to conduct my own outings with them.

Sorry

• Logdate - 7112. I am stranded in the year 201X. The local denizens appear to be gelatin based. Will conduct science until rescued by HQ.
• This timeline is confusing, and my data seems incomplete. You must assist me to correct factual errors.
• Has humanity discovered that most ficuses achieve cursory intelligence? Has the Tree-mancipation Proclamation been ratified yet?
• Cursory reviews of your Internet archival system reveal many humorous points of ignorance in your culture. Can you really not believe it's not butter?
• Has Stephen Hawking built his indestructible Mecha-body yet? Who is the current God Emperor?

Gift

• I will break this object down into base components and use it as fuel in my experiments. I appreciate your contribution.

Poke

• Tee hee! Your physical interaction has caused an unforeseen gargalesis response! STOP! It is delicious torture!

Upgrade to Acquaintance

1. You remain the singular source of consistency in my interactions with this time period. Can I depend on your continued support?
2. Excellent. You possess many desirable attributes in a lab partner. I look forward to discovering more.

You're now Fumi's Acquaintance!

Acquaintance

• I find considerable mirth in the existential crisis provoked by attempting to reconcile free will with the determinative nature of physics. HAHAHA!

Talk

• Logdate - 7112. I am stranded in the year 201X. The local denizens appear to be gelatin based. Will conduct science until rescued by HQ.
• This timeline is confusing, and my data seems incomplete. You must assist me to correct factual errors.
• Has humanity discovered that most ficuses achieve cursory intelligence? Has the Tree-mancipation Proclamation been ratified yet?
• Cursory reviews of your Internet archival system reveal many humorous points of ignorance in your culture. Can you really not believe it's not butter?
• Has Stephen Hawking built his indestructible Mecha-body yet? Who is the current God Emperor?

Gift

• I will break this object down into base components and use it as fuel in my experiments. I appreciate your contribution.

Poke

• Tee hee! Your physical interaction has caused an unforeseen gargalesis response! STOP! It is delicious torture!

Upgrade to Friendzoned

1. I need to increase overall favorability with you in order to perform several crucial experiments. Do you object?
2. Excellent. We are now considered friendly rivals. I look forward to increased relational tension in our interactions.

You're now in the Friendzone with Fumi!

Friendzoned

• I find considerable mirth in the existential crisis provoked by attempting to reconcile free will with the determinative nature of physics. HAHAHA!

Talk

• Logdate - 7112. I have confirmed the spectrometers of my Glasswares are not malfunctioning. The sky is indeed blue in this timeline.
• Are "Dank Memes" not the primary basis of currency in the 21st century?
• I have initiated friendships with several of our shared-acquaintances. Elle's mammaries appear to defy the laws of physics.
• I spent several hours interviewing a ficus for answers, before realizing it had not achieved sapience. What a hilarious oversight!
• I must admit, I would be rather lost without you. Thank you for the recent explanation of undergarment functions - I shall consider obtaining some.
• The feature I am most sexually attracted to is intelligence. Or, as I've noted how your timeline refers to it, "Smarts".

Gift

• This object pleases my aesthetic standards. It is almost a shame to use it as fuel in my experiments.

Poke

• Tee hee! Your physical interaction has caused an unforeseen gargalesis response! STOP! It is delicious torture!

Upgrade to Awkward Besties

1. You are a valued contributor to my reconnaissance. We should spend more time interacting on personal matters.
2. I would be interested in performing several experiments on your body. I find it rather fascinating.

You're now Awkward Besties with Fumi!

Awkward Besties

• There is a primitive charm to your civilization. I hope you do not self destruct before reaching higher on the Kardeshev scale.

Flirt

• Logdate - 7112. The Marshmallow from the local time group remains in constant contact. I am beginning to find them physically attractive.
• I was relieved when I discovered your civilization had not yet weaponized 4chan.
• I have observed you performing perfunctory scans of my mammaries. Is there a reason you are not more thorough?
• I experience elevated mood when you're around. I need to figure out how to turn you into an aerosol.
• I have conducted a full study of the feminine individual Quill, and have concluded that she is beyond my capabilities of science to explain.
• Earlier, I had considered decoupling your timeline from the multiverse in order to propagate a strong enough temporal event to go home. I have changed my mind.
• I believe we should conduct some more experiments in this "Twister" game you showed me. The results have been fascinating.
• Would you mind explaining the roll of paper in your lavatories? I'm afraid I'm only familiar with the Three Seashell methodology.

Gift

• What a fascinating gesture. You appear to be conducting some sort of mating ritual. I will spare this object from my experiments.

Poke

• Tee hee! Your physical interaction has caused an unforeseen gargalesis response! STOP! It is delicious torture!

Upgrade to Crush

1. Are you attempting to initiate courtship? You are aware I am only a rank 7 feminine librarian assassin, right?
2. You... flatter me. I do not rebuff your advances. Please initiate courtship level Delta.

Fumi has a Crush on you!

Crush

• I am surprised that my lack of a third breast has not turned you off of your courtship rituals. Is it still the norm then, in this century?

Flirt

• Logdate - 7112. The Marshmallow from the local time group remains in constant contact. I am beginning to find them physically attractive.
• I was relieved when I discovered your civilization had not yet weaponized 4chan.
• I have observed you performing perfunctory scans of my mammaries. Is there a reason you are not more thorough?
• I experience elevated mood when you're around. I need to figure out how to turn you into an aerosol.
• I have conducted a full study of the feminine individual Quill, and have concluded that she is beyond my capabilities of science to explain.
• Earlier, I had considered decoupling your timeline from the multiverse in order to propagate a strong enough temporal event to go home. I have changed my mind.
• I believe we should conduct some more experiments in this "Twister" game you showed me. The results have been fascinating.
• Would you mind explaining the roll of paper in your lavatories? I'm afraid I'm only familiar with the Three Seashell methodology.

Gift

• Inspiring. I felt a surge of heart palpitations at the sight of this object, not unlike the brushing of a butterfly's wings. I believe I may be ill.

Poke

• Mmmm. I get tingles when we interface. Thank you for the increased endorphin levels.

Upgrade to Sweetheart

1. Your presence stimulates me. My heart rate increases, and my pheromone production spikes dramatically. Are you doing that on purpose?
2. It's too bad that weaponized sexiness was outlawed by The Geneva Commandments of 2135 C.E. You would make an incredible weapon.

You and Fumi are now Sweethearts!

Sweetheart

• Odd. I was staring at your gluteus maximus, but without the aid of my Glassware scanners. What a delightful waste of time.

Flirt

• I will remain in this timeline until you succumb to injury or degenerative wear on your physiology.
• I crave you.
• Logdate - 7112. The Marshmallow has introduced me to the joys of material opulence and frivolous spontaneity. They appear to be an expert.
• Though disconcerting, the appearance of these strange ideographs on my eyes appears to denote my affection.
• I remain in constant anticipation that you will want to perform explorative research on me.
• I have used my Computer to perform several simulations recently that would likely get me court martialed from the Librarian Assassin's confederation.
• You make my anoxic sediments want to increase their redox potential.
• Tell me, do you pronounce the word "meme" as "me-me", or do you pronounce it correctly?
• Please inform me when the Lustocalypse begins. It is an opportune time to invest in personal lubricant.
• In the event that I would need to alter the course of history in order for us to stay together, please know I would do so without remorse. Screw the future.
• Your timeline seems a great deal more interested in dating and relationships than mine. Perhaps I've slipped into a different Time Genre as well.
• Its humorous to see your civilization coming to an end due to climate change. It's like watching a trainwreck. I cannot look away.
• I have isolated a new particle type I've dubbed "Sextrinos" that appear to be excitations of a universal Sexfield. You generate a lot of them.
• You are the only individual that can enter my lab and contaminate my experiments, and still be ensured of copulation.
• The word "gif" is pronounced with a hard "g", like the word "graphic". Failure to do so will result in termination.
• I enlarged my breasts yesterday to Elle's dimensions, but my back was sore within thirty minutes. That girl is a miracle.
• I am almost finished assimilating the knowledge base of your civilization. Unlike yourself, it cannot be described as "well endowed".
• I remain skeptical of some of the minutiae of our relationship. But after analyzing contemporary pornographic standards, I am certain we make "a good couple".
• If you maintain current romantic standards, I will acquiesce to unusual coital permutations.
• I find that I cannot imagine my life without your involvement without considerable emotional turmoil.

Gift

• I understand now the meaning of these gestures. Thank you. You are accurately interpreting my material desires.

Poke

• Mmmm. I get tingles when we interface. Thank you for the increased endorphin levels.

Upgrade to Girlfriend

1. I am not interested in meeting the requirements for a monogamous pairing. However, if you would like to initiate a more intimate designation, I would not object.
2. Very well. We shall take the neutral terminology of "girl" and "friend" and create a compound word implying essentially the opposite.

Fumi is now your Girlfriend!

Girlfriend

• My Glassware allows me to see individuals without clothing. Your physical form is nice, but pales in comparison to Bonnibel's.

Flirt

• I will remain in this timeline until you succumb to injury or degenerative wear on your physiology.
• I crave you.
• Logdate - 7112. The Marshmallow has introduced me to the joys of material opulence and frivolous spontaneity. They appear to be an expert.
• Though disconcerting, the appearance of these strange ideographs on my eyes appears to denote my affection.
• I remain in constant anticipation that you will want to perform explorative research on me.
• I have used my Computer to perform several simulations recently that would likely get me court martialed from the Librarian Assassin's confederation.
• You make my anoxic sediments want to increase their redox potential.
• Tell me, do you pronounce the word "meme" as "me-me", or do you pronounce it correctly?
• Please inform me when the Lustocalypse begins. It is an opportune time to invest in personal lubricant.
• In the event that I would need to alter the course of history in order for us to stay together, please know I would do so without remorse. Screw the future.
• Your timeline seems a great deal more interested in dating and relationships than mine. Perhaps I've slipped into a different Time Genre as well.
• Its humorous to see your civilization coming to an end due to climate change. It's like watching a trainwreck. I cannot look away.
• I have isolated a new particle type I've dubbed "Sextrinos" that appear to be excitations of a universal Sexfield. You generate a lot of them.
• You are the only individual that can enter my lab and contaminate my experiments, and still be ensured of copulation.
• The word "gif" is pronounced with a hard "g", like the word "graphic". Failure to do so will result in termination.
• I enlarged my breasts yesterday to Elle's dimensions, but my back was sore within thirty minutes. That girl is a miracle.
• I am almost finished assimilating the knowledge base of your civilization. Unlike yourself, it cannot be described as "well endowed".
• I remain skeptical of some of the minutiae of our relationship. But after analyzing contemporary pornographic standards, I am certain we make "a good couple".
• If you maintain current romantic standards, I will acquiesce to unusual coital permutations.
• I find that I cannot imagine my life without your involvement without considerable emotional turmoil.

Gift

• I understand now the meaning of these gestures. Thank you. You are accurately interpreting my material desires.

Poke

• Mmmm. I get tingles when we interface. Thank you for the increased endorphin levels.

Upgrade to Lover

1. I am submitting an application for the joint initiation of intimate congress. Subject to approval of pre-existing physical requirements and standards.
2. Access granted. My garment security passcode is "Meganekko". Do your worst.

Fumi is in Love with you!

Lover

• I am pleased to see you. I find you intellectually stimulating, and physically attractive. Forgive my sentimental romanticism.
• Ahh good. My favorite guinea pig. Swallow this and tell me what you feel.
• I am having difficulty deciding whether to return to my timeline, or just force this one to evolve to my standards. Decisions decisions.
• Greetings, designation "Lover". Are you here to conduct research, to pleasure me, or both?
• I have been rehearsing several pick up lines to use on the other girls. What do you think of, "Hey there. Let us stimulate each other in a reciprocal manner"?
• Your Internet is so inundated with entitlement, that there's a 98% chance this dialogue will offend someone.
• (Naked) Incidentally, being nude is a requirement for using Time Slip technology. Or at least that's what the technicians told me.
• (Naked) I'm pleased to see that the censor-steam has dissipated and my genitals are now discernible.
• (Naked) It is convenient that my naked body is sufficient to turn you on. In the future, courtship has become... more colorful.

Seduce

• I will remain in this timeline until you succumb to injury or degenerative wear on your physiology.
• I crave you.
• Logdate - 7112. The Marshmallow has introduced me to the joys of material opulence and frivolous spontaneity. They appear to be an expert.
• Though disconcerting, the appearance of these strange ideographs on my eyes appears to denote my affection.
• I remain in constant anticipation that you will want to perform explorative research on me.
• I have used my Computer to perform several simulations recently that would likely get me court martialed from the Librarian Assassin's confederation.
• You make my anoxic sediments want to increase their redox potential.
• Tell me, do you pronounce the word "meme" as "me-me", or do you pronounce it correctly?
• Please inform me when the Lustocalypse begins. It is an opportune time to invest in personal lubricant.
• In the event that I would need to alter the course of history in order for us to stay together, please know I would do so without remorse. Screw the future.
• Your timeline seems a great deal more interested in dating and relationships than mine. Perhaps I've slipped into a different Time Genre as well.
• Its humorous to see your civilization coming to an end due to climate change. It's like watching a trainwreck. I cannot look away.
• I have isolated a new particle type I've dubbed "Sextrinos" that appear to be excitations of a universal Sexfield. You generate a lot of them.
• You are the only individual that can enter my lab and contaminate my experiments, and still be ensured of copulation.
• The word "gif" is pronounced with a hard "g", like the word "graphic". Failure to do so will result in termination.
• I enlarged my breasts yesterday to Elle's dimensions, but my back was sore within thirty minutes. That girl is a miracle.
• I am almost finished assimilating the knowledge base of your civilization. Unlike yourself, it cannot be described as "well endowed".
• I remain skeptical of some of the minutiae of our relationship. But after analyzing contemporary pornographic standards, I am certain we make "a good couple".
• If you maintain current romantic standards, I will acquiesce to unusual coital permutations.
• I find that I cannot imagine my life without your involvement without considerable emotional turmoil.
• (Naked) Ah yes. Now that I'm disrobed, you can conduct more thorough examinations and probings.
• (Naked) I detect that you are feeling amorous. I will not rebuff your advances, should you wish to copulate.
• (Naked) My erogenous zones are rather ubiquitous. It's going to take you a lot of oral stimulation to discover them all.
• (Naked) We shall need to be cautious when employing the use of handcuffs and whips. My training may kick in, and you would regret it.
• (Naked) As we are copulating for recreation, please feel free to invite others along. I would be pleased to coordinate with you on pleasuring Nina.
• (Naked) My legs can crush a human skull if necessary. Shortly, I'll be wrapping them around you. Fear is an aphrodisiac.
• (Naked) Being nude shall increase the efficiency of sexual congress. This is a brilliant idea whose time has come.
• (Naked) Please be aware that despite my neutral demeanor, I am dramatically vocal when orgasming.
• (Naked) Ready for some hands-on research? And by that, I mean coitus.

Gift

• Words fail me. I am overwhelmed with emotion. I feel sensations I cannot completely ascribe to electrochemical action potential.
• These material objects are a suitable expression of affection. I enjoy receiving them.
• I tried to run the numbers on the economic principles of your spending habits, and my computer crashed.
• I have several warehouses filled with the items you have provided. I suspect you are violating laws of thermodynamics.
• [School Uniform] I have made several alterations to this uniform, to better reflect fashions from my own timeline.
• [Bathing Suit] Excellent. Socially acceptable public lingerie. My war on common decency continues.
• [Diamond Ring] I admit that this bonding ritual is endearing. You have made an interesting case for monogamy.
• [Holiday Outfit] In this context, are you suggesting that Santa enjoys sexual congress with his elves? A fascinating theory, actually.
• [Lingerie] Fascinating. This outfit would be considered formal wear in my time. How quaint that it should be considered titillating.
• [Birthday Suit] Ah yes. Now that I'm disrobed, you can conduct more thorough examinations and probings.

Poke

• Whatever satisfaction you get from this interaction, know that it is met with an equal and opposite oath of revenge.
• *giggle* FYI tickling was outlawed in 2036 after the Franchise Wars. Get your kicks while you can.
• *sinister giggle*
• (Naked) I do not require tickling as pretense for copulation, if efficiency is your priority concern.
• (Naked) You are persistent. But maintain this display of affection, and I shall go retrieve my "Tickler" device from my lab.
• (Naked) You are annoying me. But only because secretly I want to laugh, but my training prohibits me. You have your work cut out for you.
• (Naked) Very well. If it will give you a sense of satisfaction. *giggle*

Sex Scene

1. She is silent at first. Her shirt slides off her shoulder softly. Only the craving in her eyes, the soft pink of her cheeks, tells the truth of her. She slowly backs against you. And as hard and cold as she is outside, she is soft and warm within...
2. Later she looks at you, her smile filled with danger and fire. "I was not prepared for that. I didn't know it would feel so... devastating. I have so many other things I want to try. Are you ready?"

Dates

• [Moonlight Stroll] Our activities were satisfactory. Thank you for your participation.
• [Movie Theater] I am left with a sense of anticipation for our next interaction. I will see you in my REM sleep tonight.
• [Sightseeing] I have collected significant data on courtship rituals. I must return to my domicile to get hands-on with the results.
• [Beach] Our outing has left me with more questions than answers. Thank you for covering monetary costs of the expedition.

Dialogue about Ayeka

• My instincts are telling me my life is in danger. How disturbing. I cannot discern who could pose a threat.
• Please be advised - there is a remote chance I am being hunted. My defenses are now on high alert.
• If I wind up murdered, please escape to a minimum distance of 5 kilometers. My heart is wired to a Sweet16 explosive device.
• My proximity alarm detected an intruder last night. They escaped before I could subdue and eliminate them.
• My Psionic Skimmer cannot detect the motives of whomever is hunting me. They are either extremely skilled, or utterly emotionless.
• I must admit, nothing causes physiological hyperarousal like the prescient need for combat.

Requirement Table

Relationship Level	Requirements				Completion Reward
	Affection	Requirement 2	Requirement 3	Requirement 4
Adversary	700	Lvl 19 Funny	-	-	0.18×
Nuisance	4,200	Lvl 22 Wisdom	-	-	0.27×
Frenemy	26,250	Lvl 24 Tech Savvy	25 Drink	Computer Whisperer (Lvl 6 - Computers)	Unlocks Angst and Mysterious Hobbies 0.36×
Acquaintance	164,063	Lvl 26 Mysterious	25 Plushy Toy	-	0.45×
Friendzoned	1,066,406	Lvl 28 Smart	10 Shoes	10 Moonlight Stroll	0.54×
Awkward Besties	6,931,641	10 Beach	10 Necklace	Futurist (Lvl 8 - Computers)	0.63×
Crush	45,055,664	10 Sightseeing	5 Designer Bag	Lvl 32 Tech Savvy	0.72×
Sweetheart	139,968,000	10 Movie Theater	2 New Car	Work at Space	0.81×
Girlfriend	1,903,601,807	1 Billion on hand	Lvl 40 Smart	Starship Captain (Lvl 2 - Space)	0.90×
Lover	You did it!

Adversary	Req.s	700 Affection
		Lvl 19 Funny
		-
		-
	Reward	0.18×
Nuisance	Req.s	4,200 Affection
		Lvl 22 Wisdom
		-
		-
	Reward	0.27×
Frenemy	Req.s	26,250 Affection
		Lvl 24 Tech Savvy
		25 Drink
		Computer Whisperer (Lvl 6 - Computers)
	Reward	Unlocks Angst and Mysterious Hobbies 0.36×
Acquaintance	Req.s	164,063 Affection
		Lvl 26 Mysterious
		25 Plushy Toy
		-
	Reward	0.45×
Friendzoned	Req.s	1,066,406 Affection
		Lvl 28 Smart
		10 Shoes
		10 Moonlight Stroll
	Reward	0.54×
Awkward Besties	Req.s	6,931,641 Affection
		10 Beach
		10 Necklace
		Futurist (Lvl 8 - Computers)
	Reward	0.63×
Crush	Req.s	45,055,664 Affection
		10 Sightseeing
		5 Designer Bag
		Lvl 32 Tech Savvy
	Reward	0.72×
Sweetheart	Req.s	139,968,000 Affection
		10 Movie Theater
		2 New Car
		Work at Space
	Reward	0.81×
Girlfriend	Req.s	1,903,601,807 Affection
		1 Billion on hand
		Lvl 40 Smart
		Starship Captain (Lvl 2 - Space)
	Reward	0.90×
Lover	You did it!

Phone Fling Messages

Fumi has a Phone Fling variant named Dr. Fumi who contacts you from a post apocalyptic future to give you a message about pandemic self care. She is a special COVID-19 Phone Fling and can't join the Vote-a-Fling event. Dr. Fumi is unlocked when you reach the Awkward Besties relationship level with Fumi.

Progress	SFW chat
1/63	Greetings. I am Dr. Fumi.
2/63	You may find this difficult to believe, but I am a time traveler from a post apocalyptic future.
3/63	I have traveled to this timeline to share a number of fun facts, pro tips, and extremely dire warnings.
4/63	Do you have a few minutes to learn how to protect yourself from certain annihilation?
(A)	Fumi? Aren't you, like, an assassin librarian, or something?
(B)	Normally I don't take advice from strangers. But you said you were a doctor... So sure!
5/63	Hmm. Yes, according to my calculations, there are indeed several dimensional-alternate versions of myself in this timeline.	Excellent. I commend you for assessing the situation rationally.
6/63	That doesn't surprise me, as I will explain.	Hold onto that rational capability. We're about to put it under significant duress.
7/63	As you may or may not be aware, you currently exist in a very specific timeline amongst the many dimensions of the central finite curve.
8/63	Dimension C-137. AKA "The Worst Timeline".
(A)	I KNEW IT!
(B)	That's just a name though, right? Like naming a mountain "Disappointment Peak".
9/63	Yes. Most people who reside in The Worst Timeline are acutely aware of this fact.	Of course! Since there are infinite dimensions, there is a mathematical certainty that there are other timelines at least as bad as yours.
10/63	Depending on the accuracy of my instruments, your timeline is either undergoing a pandemic event, or has undergone one in the recent past.
(A)	If you mean that the world is playing out like a big game of Plague Inc, yes.
(B)	Oh! Yes, this would have been more topical a while ago. We're on the other side of all that.
11/63	Ahh, excellent! I'm always pleased when my time machine hits its target.	Well, excellent. Congratulations on surviving the first of many, MANY astonishing events in the 2020s.
12/63	Well, no matter what your circumstances are, the information I provide is applicable to many situations.
13/63	They all fall under the Common Sense Protocols. I'm sure you'll find the information fun and educational.
14/63	Let's begin!
15/63	Which of the following is one of the most important actions you can take to keep healthy during a pandemic?
16/63	Is it - a) Wash your hands frequently.
17/63	Or b) Wrap yourself in plastic wrap.
(A)	Oh gosh, I hope it's 'a'.
(B)	I'm going to say 'b', because I'm interested in your response.
18/63	You are correct!	Ahh - I see already you lack basic Common Sense Protocols.
19/63	You should wash your hands frequently, for at least 20 seconds, to properly eliminate potential contagion.	Don't worry - your ignorance is likely the result of constant disinformation campaigns and poor mental hygiene.
20/63	Just pick your favorite verse from your favorite death metal song, and scream the lyrics to keep proper timing.	There there. Doctor Fumi is here.
21/63	Moving on. Here's a hypothetical scenario for your consideration.
22/63	You are out in a public space for some sort of culturally relevant event. Your face begins to itch tremendously.
23/63	I mean one of those persistent itches right at the corner of your eye. It tingles and dances across your flesh, moving to your upper cheek...
24/63	Now it's somehow down the side of your chin as well, and the back of your neck. It creeps onto the side of your nose.
25/63	Do you a) scratch the ever loving crap of all affected surfaces until satisfaction is yours?
26/63	Or b) Smile at your self discipline, knowing you have avoided the icy hand of one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse?
(A)	I choose "A" because... Well, I'm actually scratching vigorously this very moment.
(B)	I choose "b". Horseman needs to keep his hand to himself. Social distance and all that.
27/63	Hmm. I see. You are incorrect.	Yes, that's correct.
28/63	Based on your answer, you sound like the sort of person that doesn't like to be reminded of the feeling of their tongue in their mouth.	You get a bonus point for bringing up relevant terminology. If I were there, I would award you with various stickers and lollipops.
29/63	Alright, final question.
30/63	During a pandemic, which of the following is likely your best course of action?
31/63	a) Stay home. Download all the DLC of your favorite dating sim and/or first person shooter, and wait for this all to blow over.
32/63	Or b) Go out and lick the first door handle and / or bus seat you come across.
33/63	This question has been generated for individual Optimal Common Sense Tracking.
(A)	I'm going to say 'a', but feel like there's a meta-joke hidden here somewhere...
(B)	I'm going to say 'b'. Because some men and women just want to watch the world burn.
34/63	There was indeed. Also, you have selected correctly.	Well, I can't fault you for your dedication to your point of view.
35/63	Which, according to my calculations, means you meet the minimum threshold for Common Sense.	Luckily for me, nature tends to eventually select against ignorance.
36/63	Congratulations! You are at least mediocre at self preservation!	But go ahead and lick that bus seat. For freedom.
37/63	To elaborate on my point - everyone should know that you can't catch any diseases by playing your favorite video game in utter isolation.
38/63	And even if you are young and strong and enjoy the feeling of a filthy viral pathogen invading your bloodstream...
39/63	... a true Health Champion knows to use their powers for good, and not evil.
40/63	Just because you can stand it, doesn't mean you can't spread it.
(A)	That advice is kind of inspiring.
(B)	That advice sounds kind of kinky, to be honest...
41/63	Yes. We have high standards in the future for our public service announcements and related propaganda.	I have intentionally chosen provocative language in order to cement my point.
42/63	We ensure all information sources are more than conventionally attractive, appear confident and authoritative, and use small words when necessary.	So if all else fails remember this: spread legs. Not diseases.
43/63	Well, according to my computer, you are now an informed individual who is prepared for the current and / or next global calamity.
44/63	Oh, quick question! Does the term, "Mutated Crabs" mean anything to you?
(A)	Uhh, no?
(B)	Doctor said those should clear right up.
45/63	Oh excellent. I don't have to conduct the second portion of this public service announcement.	Excellent. Always listen to your doctor. Always.
46/63	At this time, do you have any questions for me?
(A)	When you run into alternate versions of yourself, is it normal to feel super attracted to them?
(B)	Can you give me some lotto numbers, or a list of the next couple of Super Bowl winners, or...
47/63	It is a normal sensation, reported amongst at least 39% of all time and dimensional travelers.	Oh, there are no more Super Bowl winners. All sports are cancelled from now on.
48/63	It is however, I'm told, a very unusual experience to engage your doppelgangers in any way.	Just joking. Aren't I hilarious?
49/63	So if you were hoping for an Assassin-Fumi / Doctor Fumi cross slash image, I'm sorry to crush your dreams.	I can't tell you information that might alter the timeline. Being ripped apart by a paradox is horrifying, I've been led to believe.
50/63	Alright - at this time, would you say your Common Sense has increased by a mathematically significant margin?
(A)	Absolutely.
(B)	Just barely.
51/63	Wonderful. I'm pleased with these results.	Fair enough. As long as we've 'made a dent', so to speak.
52/63	Oh, before I go, just one more thing.
53/63	You may be tempted, in these trying tiems, to forsake the bonds of friendship, and forget the plight of your fellow survivors.
54/63	Do not do this.
55/63	Please do not engage in the hoarding of necessary goods and supplies.
56/63	As tempting as it is to give into your monkey brain greed and try to screw others over, you must resist.
(A)	Hoarding? Like what?
(B)	I gotta get mine, Dr. Fumi.
57/63	Well, according to my calculations, you are either experiencing shortages of toilet paper and hand sanitizer...	I understand. Your greed is the result of millions of years of survival instinct.
58/63	Or shortages of potato mashers and USB cables.	But alienating others means you're the first person who's getting eaten when the apocalypse turns "cannibal-y". That's a pro tip.
59/63	But any type of hoarding behavior should be discouraged. Rational thinking is your ally during these trying times.
60/63	So to give you a powerful image to cling to during those times of temptation...
Pause	5 hour pause
61/63	Here is a motivational image of me engaging in the exact behavior I'm discouraging.
62/63	I'm told this sort of paradoxical education tool is the most effective meme weapon we possess.
63/63	[Dr. Fumi Photo]
(A)	I love everything about this.
(B)	This has been a distressing but effective conversation.
1/∞	Excellent. Education should always leave you hungry for more.	Distressing But Effective' was my nickname in medical school.
2/∞	Thank you for your time, and best of luck.
3/∞	And never forget this important lesson from the future:
4/∞	Stay home. Stay safe. Date waifus.
5/∞	This public service announcement has ended.

The Moist and Uncensored version of the Dr. Fumi fling only differs from the SFW version at the very end – the photo she sends you and the immediate responses to it. Rather than repeat the entire fling, only the portion after the pause is included below:

Progress	Moist and Uncensored chat
61/63	Here is a motivational image of me engaging in the exact behavior I'm discouraging.
62/63	I'm told this sort of paradoxical education tool is the most effective meme weapon we possess.
63/63	[NSFW Photo]
(A)	Oh yeah, I'm seeing the paradox pretty clearly.
(B)	Now THIS is how to do a public service announcement. Damn!
1/∞	If you're referring to my sexual organs, I'm pleased. You have passed the eye exam.	Yes - the inclusion of breasts and genitals has a profound impact on audience attention spans.
2/∞	Thank you for your time, and best of luck.
3/∞	And never forget this important lesson from the future:
4/∞	Stay home. Stay safe. Date waifus.
5/∞	This public service announcement has ended.

Fumi Fling

Progress	SFW chat
1/19	Greetings.
2/19	I am currently preparing to experience several days of stress reduction activities.
3/19	If my emotional state seems different the next time you see me, do not be alarmed.
4/19	It is intentional.
(A)	You mean you’re going to try and relax for once?
(B)	That sounds serious. What's going on?
5/19	Affirmative. Although I do feel it necessary to add a disclaimer that this was not my idea.	Evidently, I require the mental, physical, and physiological benefits of relaxation.
6/19	The explanation is as follows.	Assuming you are open to exchanging messages on the topic, allow me to provide you with context.
7/19	Several days ago, I was discussing my chronic neck-and-shoulder tension with Iro.
8/19	She offered to administer a variety of massage techniques in an effort to reduce my discomfort.
(A)	Lucky! Iro gives the BEST massages!
(B)	That girl would give you the shirt off her back if she thought it would help.
9/19	Yes, her hands are remarkably soft and strong.	Her shirtlessness would indeed improve many situations.
10/19	In this case, however, she was notably shocked at the level of myofascial tightness in my body.
11/19	She suggested I attend something called a "wellness retreat."
(A)	Ooooh! Yes! That's a great idea!
(B)	Damn, girl. I knew you had a tight bod, but this?
12/19	Iro expressed a similar level of enthusiasm.	Funnily enough, those were Iro's exact words.
13/19	As did Elle when I mentioned it to her. Particularly once I added that I have not been receiving an adequate number of sleep hours recently.	I asked Elle for her opinion as well.
14/19	She found that quite unacceptable.	She was surprisingly adamant that all humans require a minimum of 8 hours of rest per 24-hour cycle in order to function sufficiently.
15/19	I was skeptical at first, but the data clearly shows that two out of three girls endorse "wellness."
16/19	Additionally, I realized it could be a useful opportunity to study this timeline’s leisure customs in more detail.
17/19	So I acquiesced.
18/19	Here I am on my way to the resort.
19/19	[Fumi Photo 1]
(A)	I fully support this! You deserve to feel amazing, Fumi.
(B)	Woohoo! Are you excited!?
1/27	Hmm. Your reaction has somewhat increased my optimism.	Excited? I was under the impression that my goal was to reduce emotional arousal.
2/27	After a cursory look at the resort's brochure, I will say that I'm intrigued by the presence of geothermally heated groundwater.
3/27	It should prove interesting from a scientific standpoint, regardless of its purported healing properties.
(A)	Pretty soon you won't even want to think about science. You'll just be floating in mindless bliss.
(B)	You know, some hot springs are purported to have aphrodisiac properties too.
4/27	While I expect to experience some decrease in sympathetic nervous system activity, the idea of achieving "bliss" here seems far-fetched.	Interesting. Though I haven't seen any scientific literature to that effect, I do intend to collect some data of my own over these next few days.
5/27	One moment.
Pause	20 minutes pause
6/27	I have completed the check-in process and will now be making my way toward the hot springs.
7/27	I will admit, this place has a primitive beauty to it.
8/27	The shade cast by the large trees. The water draining over the ancient rock formations.
9/27	Fascinating.
10/27	According to my Glassware readings, the water in this pool is 117 degrees fahrenheit and contains a thriving colony of microscopic single-celled thermophiles.
(A)	117 degrees? Are you sure you're not going to cook yourself?
(B)	Are thermophiles... A good thing?
11/27	You are correct. Temperatures this high are unsafe for humans, and "cooking myself" is indeed a possible outcome if I enter this water.	Their unique physiology makes them essential to the development of various biotechnologies.
12/27	When do the feelings of relaxation begin?	However, the temperatures at which they thrive are dangerous to humans, which leads me to believe I should not attempt to enter this water.
13/27	Ah, I see.
14/27	The plunge pools for human use are further down the path.
15/27	That explains the fence around this particular basin, as well as the large "KEEP OUT" sign.
16/27	Here we are.
17/27	I have arrived at the correct location.
18/27	This pool is a comfortable 103 degrees fahrenheit.
(A)	That sounds better. Time to let your worries melt away!
(B)	The perfect level of hotness. Just like you.
19/27	I am eager to see whether this method of relaxation is as efficient as you suggest.	I detect that you are feeling amorous. I will keep that in mind as our conversation continues.
20/27	I am now initiating entry into the water.
21/27	Ah...
22/27	That feels nice. Quite nice.
23/27	My preliminary finding is that the ambiance is relatively pleasing.
24/27	This area is quiet.
25/27	There are no other human individuals in the vicinity.
26/27	I believe I may be experiencing an elevation of mood already.
27/27	[Fumi Photo 2]
(A)	How’s the water? It looks incredible. Or maybe that’s just you.
(B)	Your smile is so gorgeous. I wish I got to see it more often.
1/38	Your original hypothesis is correct - the water is incredible.	Rest assured, I have smiled more with you than I ever did in my own time.
2/38	Though I acknowledge your attempt to flatter me. Thank you for the compliment.	It's strange - smiling is a nonproductive activity, and yet I find myself enjoying it with you.
3/38	I seem to be developing sensations which conform to the definition of "relaxation."
4/38	I would not have expected this to occur so rapidly.
(A)	I told you you'd love it. Do I know my Fumi, or what?
(B)	It happens to the best of us.
5/38	I suspect that your intention is to flirt with me via a line of rhetorical questioning.	I suspect you are attempting to make a crude joke.
6/38	However, I am too preoccupied with the increased dopamine production occurring in my brain to craft an intelligent response.
7/38	Mmm...
(A)	I'm so happy you're enjoying yourself.
(B)	Tell me how good you feel right now.
8/38	Indeed.	Very well.
9/38	I am experiencing lowered heart and respiratory rates, as well as improved blood flow and a reduction in muscle tension.
10/38	Psychologically speaking, I am cognizant of an enhanced sense of mental well-being, including an increase in self-awareness and a reduction of negative emotions.
(A)	I feel like you still need a bit more loosening up.
(B)	Can I get a TL;DR?
11/38	Admittedly, I am new to this.	I have achieved a certain level of tranquility.
12/38	I suspect there may be a great deal more "relaxation" to be had.	Though I wonder if there is an even greater level to be reached.
13/38	Fortunately, my wellness journey has only just begun.
(A)	I'm sure I know lots of ways I could help you relax even further.
(B)	If I were there, I'd caress and kiss every inch of you until every last drop of stress disappeared.
14/38	Judging by your high wisdom stat and lengthy experience with meditation, I would tend to agree.	The benefits of such expressions of affection are well documented... But not well documented enough.
15/38	Perhaps that's a topic we can explore in the near future.
16/38	At this point, I will accept any excuse to initiate further intimacy with you.
17/38	...Which is not something I ever thought I would say. About any individual.
18/38	Perhaps I have become more acclimated to the customs and standards of your time period than I thought.
(A)	Love always beats joyless efficiency.
(B)	I think you've always had a softer side. You're just becoming more comfortable showing it.
19/38	Are you implying that I was joyless when we met? How dare you.	No, I was definitely a compassionless drone when we met.
20/38	I am, of course, teasing.	Because of you, I have learned so much about individuality... And about togetherness.
21/38	You are the only reason I've been able to develop a connection with my own humanity.	If I were a more sentimental woman, I might say that the only reason I have a heart at all is because you gave me yours.
22/38	Hm.
23/38	Not to change the subject, but I have just noticed a distinctive wrinkling pattern on the skin of my distal phalanges.
24/38	Or, as you would call it, "pruney fingers."
(A)	Thank you for clarifying. I was too scared to ask.
(B)	Time to exit the water... And enter my arms.
25/38	You're welcome.	If only you were positioned nearby.
26/38	Excuse me while I vacate the spring.
27/38	It may take me a few moments to dry off, but I'll be back.
Pause	25 minutes pause
28/38	I'm back.
29/38	I'm in my room now, wearing the yukata provided to me by the inn.
30/38	It is so soft and comfortable... I feel extremely relaxed.
31/38	Interestingly, the staff has also provided me with a cold dairy beverage in a clear, cylindrical receptacle.
32/38	It is quite refreshing.
33/38	I feel a pleasant sense of anticipation for my next "wellness retreat."
(A)	This one isn't even over yet! You're already excited for next time?
(B)	Maybe next time you can take Iro and Elle with you. Have a fun girls' trip.
34/38	Yes. There's something missing from this one that I hope to include in the next.	I think it would be more beneficial to me if you were to come along.
35/38	Note: the plethora of data I've collected since we met establishes one undeniable fact.
36/38	That I am happier when I'm with you.
37/38	From this data, I can extrapolate that your presence would improve upon my already wonderful spa experience.
38/38	[Fumi Photo 3]
1/∞	Do you agree?
(A)	Makes perfect sense to me, my beautiful goddess of the hot springs.
(B)	Absolutely, I'm in. Anything to help my girl reach inner peace or whatever.
2/∞	Excellent.	Marvellous.
3/∞	I'll book us in for a couple's retreat as soon as possible.
4/∞	For now, I am going to enjoy some refreshments - and perhaps a nap - in the privacy of my room.
5/∞	Thank you.
6/∞	It's been... Pleasant.
7/∞	Goodbye.
8/∞	<3

Moist and Uncensored

Progress	Moist and Uncensored chat
1/19	Greetings.
2/19	I am currently preparing to experience several days of stress reduction activities.
3/19	If my emotional state seems different the next time you see me, do not be alarmed.
4/19	It is intentional.
(A)	You mean you’re going to try and relax for once?
(B)	That sounds serious. What's going on?
5/19	Affirmative. Although I do feel it necessary to add a disclaimer that this was not my idea.	Evidently, I require the mental, physical, and physiological benefits of relaxation.
6/19	The explanation is as follows.	Assuming you are open to exchanging messages on the topic, allow me to provide you with context.
7/19	Several days ago, I was discussing my chronic neck-and-shoulder tension with Iro.
8/19	She offered to administer a variety of massage techniques in an effort to reduce my discomfort.
(A)	You said yes, right? And the massage started to get more intimate, and one thing led to another…
(B)	Was it a naked massage? I hope it was a naked massage.
9/19	No, but I did experience something similar during my REM sleep later that night.	No, though I would gladly engage in naked stimulation with Iro were the opportunity to present itself.
10/19	In reality, however, she was notably shocked at the level of myofascial tightness in my body.
11/19	She suggested I attend something called a "wellness retreat."
(A)	Ooooh! Yes! That's a great idea!
(B)	Damn, girl. I knew you had a tight bod, but this?
12/19	Iro expressed a similar level of enthusiasm.	Funnily enough, those were Iro's exact words.
13/19	As did Elle when I mentioned it to her. Particularly once I added that I have not been receiving an adequate number of sleep hours recently.	I asked Elle for her opinion as well.
14/19	She found that quite unacceptable.	She was surprisingly adamant that all humans require a minimum of 8 hours of rest per 24-hour cycle in order to function sufficiently.
15/19	I was skeptical at first, but the data clearly shows that two out of three girls endorse "wellness."
16/19	Additionally, I realized it could be a useful opportunity to study this timeline’s leisure customs in more detail.
17/19	So I acquiesced.
18/19	Here I am on my way to the resort.
19/19	[Fumi Photo 1]
(A)	I fully support this! You deserve to feel amazing, Fumi.
(B)	Woohoo! Are you excited!?
1/27	Hmm. Your reaction has somewhat increased my optimism.	Excited? I was under the impression that my goal was to reduce emotional arousal.
2/27	After a cursory look at the resort's brochure, I will say that I'm intrigued by the presence of geothermally heated groundwater.
3/27	It should prove interesting from a scientific standpoint, regardless of its purported healing properties.
(A)	Pretty soon you won't even want to think about science. You'll just be floating in mindless bliss.
(B)	You know, some hot springs are purported to have aphrodisiac properties too.
4/27	While I expect to experience some decrease in sympathetic nervous system activity, the idea of achieving "bliss" here seems far-fetched.	Interesting. Though I haven't seen any scientific literature to that effect, I do intend to collect some data of my own over these next few days.
5/27	One moment.
Pause	20 minutes pause
6/27	I have completed the check-in process and will now be making my way toward the hot springs.
7/27	I will admit, this place has a primitive beauty to it.
8/27	The shade cast by the large trees. The water draining over the ancient rock formations.
9/27	Fascinating.
10/27	According to my Glassware readings, the water in this pool is 117 degrees fahrenheit and contains a thriving colony of microscopic single-celled thermophiles.
(A)	117 degrees? Are you sure you're not going to cook yourself?
(B)	Are thermophiles... A good thing?
11/27	You are correct. Temperatures this high are unsafe for humans, and "cooking myself" is indeed a possible outcome if I enter this water.	Their unique physiology makes them essential to the development of various biotechnologies.
12/27	When do the feelings of relaxation begin?	However, the temperatures at which they thrive are dangerous to humans, which leads me to believe I should not attempt to enter this water.
13/27	Ah, I see.
14/27	The plunge pools for human use are further down the path.
15/27	That explains the fence around this particular basin, as well as the large "KEEP OUT" sign.
16/27	Here we are.
17/27	I have arrived at the correct location. This pool is a comfortable 103 degrees fahrenheit.
18/27	I will proceed to remove my towel, beneath which I am fully nude.
(A)	Aw, yeah. Time to get naked!
(B)	I'm suddenly feeling very turned on.
19/27	Are you also disrobing? That will be convenient if you decide to self-pleasure.	A natural physiological response to the mental image of a nude woman. In this timeline, at least.
20/27	I am now initiating entry into the water.
21/27	Ah...
22/27	That feels nice. Quite nice.
23/27	My preliminary finding is that the ambiance is relatively pleasing.
24/27	This area is quiet.
25/27	There are no other human individuals in the vicinity.
26/27	I believe I may be experiencing an elevation of mood already.
27/27	[Fumi Photo 2]
(A)	I love how that crystal clear water shows me every inch of your beautiful body.
(B)	Mmmm. Fumi soup. I wanna slurp it all up.
1/38	It is... Extremely soothing.	You actually just made me laugh.
2/38	It seems to caress my ubiquitous erogenous areas.	I'm as surprised as you are.
3/38	I seem to be developing sensations which conform to the definition of "relaxation."
4/38	As well as an unexpected kind of sexual arousal.
(A)	If you're alone there, maybe you could try touching yourself...
(B)	You know, oxytocin and prolactin are pretty relaxing...
5/38	This is a brilliant idea. I am experiencing a release of endorphins just thinking about it.	Are you suggesting I give myself an orgasm? If so, then we are in agreement.
6/38	Commencing manual stimulation now.
7/38	Mmm...
(A)	I'm so happy you're enjoying yourself.
(B)	Tell me how good you feel right now.
8/38	Indeed.	Very well.
9/38	According to my calculations, it will take only 2.73 minutes for me to achieve orgasm if I continue at the current level of stimulation.
10/38	However, I am skeptical about the appropriateness of high-decibel vocalizations in this setting, which are sure to occur should I reach climax.
(A)	Screw appropriateness. Sing your pleasure loud and proud.
(B)	Challenge yourself to orgasm as quietly as possible. Consider it an experiment.
11/38	As much as I support the abolishment of common decency, I feel I must maintain a degree of civility or else risk being ejected from the premises.	Interesting proposal. It would be a suitable enough workaround in the event that I do not wish to cease masturbating.
12/38	And I like it here.	Which, in fact, I do not. It is overwhelmingly pleasurable.
13/38	So it is settled. I will attempt to continue... Surreptitiously.
(A)	I’m loving this. Big words and public masturbation… Such a turn on.
(B)	Gawd, that's so HOT.
14/38	If you like big words, then allow me to interject in a sexual and exhilarative manner.	If you think that's hot, how about I commit the absurd act of expressing sexual interjections via text?
15/38	Oh, YES.
16/38	YES!
17/38	I have successfully completed my task with minimal vocalization.
18/38	There was, however, a good deal of splashing.
(A)	Do you think anyone saw?
(B)	What I wouldn't give to have been in your splash zone.
19/38	If they had, they most likely would have incorrectly assumed that I was drowning.	If that were the case, then we would both be all wet.
20/38	Seeing as no one attempted to rescue me, we can safely conclude that no one was aware.	And I'm not merely referring to the waters of the hot spring.
21/38	Somewhat troubling from a safety standpoint, but the most convenient outcome in this context.	That was, of course, an attempt at a double entendre - for flirtatious purposes.
22/38	Hm.
23/38	Not to change the subject, but I have just noticed a distinctive wrinkling pattern on the skin of my distal phalanges.
24/38	Or, as you would call it, "pruney fingers."
(A)	Thank you for clarifying. I was too scared to ask.
(B)	Time to exit the water... And enter my arms.
25/38	You're welcome.	If only you were positioned nearby.
26/38	Excuse me while I vacate the spring.
27/38	It may take me a few moments to dry off, but I'll be back.
Pause	25 minutes pause
28/38	I'm back.
29/38	I'm in my room now, wearing the yukata provided to me by the inn.
30/38	It is so soft and comfortable... I feel extremely relaxed.
31/38	Interestingly, the staff has also provided me with a cold dairy beverage in a clear, cylindrical receptacle.
32/38	It is quite refreshing.
33/38	I feel a pleasant sense of anticipation for my next "wellness retreat."
(A)	This one isn't even over yet! You're already excited for next time?
(B)	Maybe next time you can take Iro and Elle with you. Have a fun girls' trip.
34/38	Yes. There's something missing from this one that I hope to include in the next.	I think it would be more beneficial to me if you were to come along.
35/38	Note: the plethora of data I've collected since we met establishes one undeniable fact.
36/38	That I am happier when I'm with you.
37/38	From this data, I can extrapolate that your presence would improve upon my already wonderful spa experience.
38/38	[Fumi Photo 3]
1/∞	Do you agree?
(A)	That's an interesting way of wearing a yukata. Looks comfy. And delicious.
(B)	I forget the question already. All I wanna do is lay you down in that robe and make love to you.
2/∞	It's what's inside the yukata that counts, is it not? ;)	I'll take that as a yes.
3/∞	I'll book us in for a couple's retreat as soon as possible.
4/∞	For now, I am going to enjoy some refreshments - and perhaps a nap - in the privacy of my room.
5/∞	Thank you.
6/∞	It's been... Pleasant.
7/∞	Goodbye.
8/∞	<3

Trivia

• In an older version, Fumi's favorite color was listed as Red.
• Fumi is based on T-850 from the Terminator series.
• In one of her flavor texts, Fumi researches Quill to find out why she behaves as she does:
  • On her sightseeing date, you can see Quill's cat on her hologram.
  • In her movie date, you can see the butt of Quill's cat on her hologram.
  • She concludes that there is no real explanation for why Quill is how she is and that she's just a big mystery.
• One of Fumi's quotes, "Please inform me when the Lustapocalypse begins." refers to Pamu (She said "LET THE LUSTAPOCALYPSE BEGIN AGAIN!" in her Introduction scene.)
• According to Ayeka, Fumi is a fascist. This is probably because of her time period's oppressive governance.
  • However, since it's Ayeka saying this, it's hard to tell how true this is.
• In her Lover photo, it can be seen that she has a barcode on the back of her neck.
  • This is likely a reference to Hitman.
• In Japanese, the name Fumi means "history".
• One of your responses to Dr. Fumi (10/63) references Plague Inc., a strategy simulation game where you create a pathogen and evolve it to annihilate the human population.
• Fumi is bisexual, just like Blanche, Lotus, and Nutaku. She has glasses that let her see people naked, and she often comments on the other girls' bodies. She compares your body and says it "pales in comparison to Bonnibel's." Along with that, she asks if she can arrange her own outings with the other girls.
• Fumi is a scientist in Crush Crush. In her phone fling, she is listed as a doctor. It could possibly be a Doctorate of Science, or Doctorate of Medicine. In Hush Hush, Fumi is a police officer. The Fumi in Hush Hush could possibly be from a separate timeline than Crush Crush.
• In her phone fling, Dr. Fumi indicates that the timeline is dimension C-137 on the Central Finite Curve. This is the same dimension that Rick and Morty are from on the Rick and Morty TV show.
• The Nutaku version of her introduction sequence (encounter photo) and Adversary profile are uncensored.

References

• Fumi references the 1993 film Demolition Man with the quote, "Would you mind explaining the roll of paper in your lavatories? I'm afraid I'm only familiar with the Three Seashell methodology."
• Fumi asks you if you really can't believe it's not butter. This is a reference to the popular margarine substitute of butter, I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
• At Friendzoned level, Fumi asks, "Are 'Dank Memes' not the primary basis of currency in the 21st century?"
• Fumi references Warhammer 40k in the quote, "Has Stephen Hawking built his indestructible Mecha-body yet? Who is the current God Emperor?"
• When Fumi says, "I am stranded in the year 201X," the "X" in the year refers to old Nintendo and Capcom games such as Megaman.
• The various times Fumi mentions "Logdate - 7112" when recording her experiences may be a reference to an episode of the Cartoon Network show Steven Universe by the name of "Logdate 7152".
• Fumi references the movie series Terminator in the following quotes: "I don't suppose your designation is Johnny O'Conner? That would be a rather fortuitous coincidence..." and "I need your clothes and your car. Don't ask questions."
• Dr. Fumi may or may not reference Rick and Morty when she says on her phone fling "as you may or not be aware you currently exist in a very specific timeline amongst the many dimensions of the central finite curve". She also says that you exist in dimension C-137, which is the dimension from which the Rick whom we follow in Rick and Morty originates.
• The "flux capacitor" is a reference to the movie Back to the Future.
• The line "Who is the current God Emperor?" may be a reference to Frank Herbert’s Dune series.

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  "From this data, I can extrapolate that your presence would improve upon my already wonderful spa experience."

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