Garret

Garret is the sixth guy to appear in Blush Blush. He is unlocked by reaching level 17 in the SPCA Volunteer (Caring) hobby.

Garret is turned into a bull and finds you up a tree with a cat he was trying to save.

Personality

Though not the brightest bulb in the box, Garret is very kind and gentle. When flirting, he tends to come off as goofy, though it doesn't seem to be intentional.

Messages

His phone fling is available to purchase for 10 diamonds after reaching the Lover relationship level with him.

Note that pauses under 5 minutes long are not indicated. Where the progress column says (A) or (B), these are your left and right options for how to respond.

SFW Version

Progress	SFW chat
1/19	Garret has noticed a very bad thing!
2/19	He was so excited about backpacking in forest with you…
3/19	But maybe his excitement is the reason he forgot something very important!
4/19	When he looked around, you were not here with him!
5/19	He will send you a text face to express feelings about this.
6/19	:,,,,,,(
7/19	See the many tears?
(A)	Backpacking in the forest together? That sounds great!
(B)	Oh no! Poor Garret, don’t cry.
8/19	Exciting, yes?	If you are saying so, he will keep his eyeballs on the bright side.
9/19	Or… would have been if Garret remembered to ask you.	Though is this ironic? Like 10,000 spoons, when you need only a knife?
10/19	Garret hangs out with trees professionally. Was not his goal to hang out with them socially too.
11/19	He thinks this is called fra-tree-nizing! HA!
(A)	Are you going to come back to get me? I want to go backpacking.
(B)	Trees are cool though! You should enjoy your trip to the fullest.
12/19	By the time Garret gets to you, the sun will be down!	That is what Garret is thinking too!
13/19	Which is why he came up with a new plan!
14/19	He will show you his super secret backpacking spot.
15/19	Then you will feel like you are right here with him!
16/19	Not as good as being together in person, but we will make best of bad situation!
(A)	Love me a good secret spot. Let me see!
(B)	If you include your handsome face in the pictures, it might help you make it up to me.
17/19	Garret is happy! He likes showing things to you!	What good news that is!
18/19	Many small flowers are in this field. Garret will put himself in the picture for scale.	Garret has a face AND a very nice backdrop! He can make this better no problem!
19/19	[Garret Photo 1]
1/30	Do you think it looks nice here?
(A)	Yes! But now I wish I was there even more.
(B)	Holy cow.
2/30	You may be getting to the same amount Garret wishes you were here.	No, no. Garret checks his reflection in the mirror every morning. He is a no bovine zone!
3/30	But he returns to his reason for messaging you.
4/30	As long as you are by Garret’s side, you will have a nice time!
5/30	He wants to show you all the good things he knows about nature!
6/30	There are some scary things too like spiders and snakes, but Garret will protect you!
(A)	My hero!
(B)	I’m not afraid of spiders or snakes, so we’re cool.
7/30	Garret doesn’t know if he deserves that title!	That is fantastic news!
8/30	Spiders have many legs, snakes have no legs, there is big leg imbalance and it weirds Garret out, but he would overcome this for you!	Garret IS afraid of them, but he would have faced fears to make sure you were safe.
9/30	It is important to Garret to be seen as a capable boyfriend!
10/30	That was the other reason for backpacking trip.
(A)	To show off your outdoorsy capabilities? That’s hawt.
(B)	Between the two of us, we are more than capable of handling anything that happens.
11/30	Of course! You are best person Garret has ever known.	Teamwork is making the dream work!
12/30	Showing off to you is as natural to Garret as eating pancakes!	Which is good because Garret’s dreams often have you in them.
13/30	It makes him want to make effort to sweep you off feet, eat breakfast for dinner, and go on thrilling roller coasters together!	Sometimes we are eating a HUGE tower of pancakes, sometimes we are feeding duckies at pond on date.
14/30	Garret knows those are things he already does with you.
15/30	But things worth doing are worth doing again, so he hopes you do not mind?
(A)	I couldn’t agree more! Let’s do everything together, twice.
(B)	Even if the only thing we do is sit on the couch together, I’m just happy to be with you.
16/30	Garret likes your attitude. In fact, let us get started right away!	Garret does think being comfy is underrated, but he should tell you about his hidden desire.
17/30	He has always wanted to show off in a manly-man way to lover!
18/30	So Garret made some internet searchings and it gave him list of things manly-men often do!
19/30	A surprising amount of things on the list were outdoor things.
20/30	While he is here in wilderness, showing you backpacking spot, he can do manly things!
(A)	Oh yeah? Sounds promising. What were they?
(B)	Wait, let me guess! I think I saw some people throwing trees on TV once. Is it throwing trees?
21/30	Wrestle bear, but Garret only knows one bear and she is very nice so he will not be doing that one.	Garret knows that one! It’s called caber toss!
22/30	Drink beer, but why would Garret do that when tea is so warm and nice?	Thinking about it, he does not think caber toss made the list. Which is surprise to Garret!
23/30	Next was bring home bacon, but Garret is vegan and would not do that even if it made him seem manly.	He can’t throw trees, but if Garret saw someone who could, he would think they were very manly man!
24/30	Not to worry. On his list there were some things Garret is certain he can manage!
(A)	Something to do with those muscles I bet… Juggling axes while log driving?
(B)	Don’t keep me in suspense, I can’t wait to see what you’ve got!
25/30	HA! Axes are a part of Garret’s everyday life and would not be impressive enough.	The suspense is not working to make you excited? That is okay, Garret will tell you now.
26/30	Garret can fish! Well, sort of.
27/30	It is still called fishing when thing you catch is not a fish, yes?
28/30	Instead of hooking fishies and making them sad, Garret fishes out garbage to make fishies happy!
29/30	Everyone is happier when their environment is clean!
Pause	15 minute pause
30/30	[Garret Photo 2]
1/23	Look how happy Garret is that there is one less boot in the river!
(A)	How many have you found? Enough to open a store?
(B)	Not that I’m complaining, but why are you in your boxers?
2/23	For some reason, it is always left boot. Garret has never fished up any right boots.	Rivers are full of water, and drying clothes in the wilderness can be a challenge.
3/23	He gives what he finds to a recycling center so they can deal with it in a way that is safe for nature.	If clothes have no chance to be wet in the first place, then there will be no challenge to think about.
4/23	Garret has no concerns in his head.
5/23	It is nice to relax and not worry about responsibilities.
6/23	Garret WAS afraid there would be no one to rescue cats from trees while he was away, but nice firefighter man agreed to keep eyes out!
7/23	Do you think there is time requirement for fishing to be manly?
(A)	Not as far as I’m concerned. Every little bit helps.
(B)	You took a pic, so it happened. A rule that’s good enough for the internet is good enough for me.
8/23	Fantastic news! The wind is getting worse, and Garret would like to get out of the river now.	Ah hah! Yes, if there is no ‘pic’ then it may not be happening. Garret respects that.
9/23	He would be sad if something like being cold made his fishing not manly enough.	He wants to show you many things… And he also doesn’t want to be blowing up your phone.
10/23	At least for next items, Garret can feed two birds with one scone.
11/23	He will make food over a fire!
12/23	For that, he will gather sticks and also ingredients.
(A)	I’m swooning! Hunting? Gathering? Cooking over a fire you built yourself?
(B)	What does a vegan cook over an open fire? Chestnuts? Tofu? Bean-kebabs?
13/23	No, yes, and yes!	Ooh yes! Chestnuts are great when they are cooked over an open fire!
14/23	Unless you meant “hunting” like searching for things. In that case… Yes, yes, and yes!	But sadly they are not in season right now.
15/23	Please, allow Garret to wow you with his skills!	That is not a problem, because there is one delicious thing Garret knows IS in season right now!
16/23	Garret is an experienced hunter of delicious mushrooms!
17/23	One in particular is called Chicken of the Woods.
18/23	It might take a little time, but he will find some no problem!
(A)	Ah yes, those sound like a real thing. Just like Ch’ck’n and b’f.
(B)	I have never heard of Chicken of the Woods. What do they taste like?
19/23	Hm, why do companies make meat out of vegetables, then take vowels out of their name?	It is delicious! Like a popsicle stick and fern leaf.
20/23	If Garret followed that logic, he would need to change his name to Grrt when he ate a good meal. That is not sounding so good.	Especially coated in tree sap, it has many healthy benefits!
21/23	Anyway, please wait a few minutes. Garret will message you when he has mushrooms and fire!
Pause	30 minute pause
22/23	Okay, Garret has returned to you a successful hunter and gatherer of mushrooms and builder of fires!
23/23	[Garret Photo 3]
1/∞	See? Garret tries to pose so you can see his full glory!
(A)	I was so busy admiring you, I almost didn’t notice how close that fire is to your leg!
(B)	Wow! That looks much better than I thought it would.
2/∞	Don’t worry, this is not Garret’s first rodeo.	Isn’t nature amazing?
3/∞	Mushrooms are a bit tricky to cook if you want them to stay soft and nice.	Garret will show you the softest moss, the most wonderful smelling flowers, the oldest trees he knows, and a sky full of beautiful stars!
4/∞	The first few times Garret cooked one it was very hard to chew.	And do you know what? Garret feels like showing you these things is more exciting than when he discovers them in the first place.
5/∞	Now he knows.
6/∞	Every time Garret goes out into the woods, he learns something new!
(A)	I can’t wait to learn new things about you when we go backpacking together.
(B)	I’m sure I could show you a few things about me you didn’t know.
7/∞	It will be a fun time for days!	Yes! Yes. That is exactly what Garret was hoping for!
8/∞	Garret is excited for when that happens.	He knows that discovery of new things can be just as good as knowing everything about someone!
9/∞	For now, he should be getting dressed again and heading home.
(A)	You’re not going to spend the night?
(B)	If you come to my house, you won’t have to get dressed. In fact, I’d be against it!
10/∞	He thought he would have you here to keep him company.	Garret doesn’t want you to think he is vain, but he likes that you like his body.
11/∞	Garret doesn’t like to sleep alone and he didn’t bring a stuffed animal with him.	Muscles just happen when you are a lumberjack.
12/∞	Stuffed animals make Garret feel nice and safe and comfortable!	And hairy chest is genetic. Neither thing Garret can do anything about.
13/∞	This is all to say that you make Garret feel nice!
14/∞	Garret loves you, and he misses you!
15/∞	He can’t wait to show you flowers and build you a fire to keep warm and to find mushrooms for you to eat!
(A)	What if I don’t want to wait for our backpacking date to see you?
(B)	Can I bring anything? Or do you have it covered?
16/∞	That is easily solved!	Garret has it in the bag!
17/∞	When Garret gets back, he will immediately plan a nice picnic for us to go on together!	In fact, he brought many things in his bag. Just like the saying “everything but the kitchen sink”. Kitchen sink is very heavy.
18/∞	Whatever you decide to bring is fine with Garret as long as you also bring yourself.
19/∞	Everything becomes brighter when you are around.
20/∞	And Garret likes that you are a bright spot in his world.
(A)	You are so sweet. Get going. I don’t want to be the reason you get lost on a mountain in the dark.
(B)	Can’t wait to see you again. Get back safely.
21/∞	That would be embarrassing for Garret.	Garret will make sure he is all in one piece when he returns!
22/∞	You are always looking out for him.	He wants to make sure never to disappoint his sweetheart!
23/∞	Until we are together again, Garret will send text message smooches and cuddles!
24/∞	Bye, lover!
25/∞	XOXOXOXOXOXO
26/∞	That is many smooches and hugs!
27/∞	xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Uncut Version

The NSFW track diverges from the SFW track with your third reply. All three pictures are different between versions.

Progress	"Uncut" chat
1/19	Garret has noticed a very bad thing!
2/19	He was so excited about backpacking in forest with you…
3/19	But maybe his excitement is the reason he forgot something very important!
4/19	When he looked around, you were not here with him!
5/19	He will send you a text face to express feelings about this.
6/19	:,,,,,,(
7/19	See the many tears?
(A)	Backpacking in the forest together? That sounds great!
(B)	Oh no! Poor Garret, don’t cry.
8/19	Exciting, yes?	If you are saying so, he will keep his eyeballs on the bright side.
9/19	Or… would have been if Garret remembered to ask you.	Though is this ironic? Like 10,000 spoons, when you need only a knife?
10/19	Garret hangs out with trees professionally. Was not his goal to hang out with them socially too.
11/19	He thinks this is called fra-tree-nizing! HA!
(A)	Are you going to come back to get me? I want to go backpacking.
(B)	Trees are cool though! You should enjoy your trip to the fullest.
12/19	By the time Garret gets to you, the sun will be down!	That is what Garret is thinking too!
13/19	Which is why he came up with a new plan!
14/19	He will show you his super secret backpacking spot.
15/19	Then you will feel like you are right here with him!
16/19	Not as good as being together in person, but we will make best of bad situation!
(A)	Love me a good secret spot. Let me see!
(B)	I guess if I can't touch your sexy body, I'll settle for a picture of your face.
17/19	Garret is happy! He likes showing things to you!	How about Garret's face and also his body?
18/19	Many small flowers are in this field. Garret will put his banana in the picture for scale.	He thinks you should see what happens when he thinks about you touching him!
19/19	[Garret NSFW Photo 1]
1/30	Are you impressed?
(A)	Oh! I asked for nakedness, and you sure delivered!
(B)	You say "secret spots", I say "treasure trove of pleasure".
2/30	Of course! Garret thinks it is important to dress for the occasion, and his ocasion was seeing you!	Ha ha! Whatever you want to call it, they are a secret from everyone who is not you or Garret!
3/30	But he returns to his reason for messaging you.
4/30	As long as you are by Garret’s side, you will have a nice time!
5/30	He wants to show you all the good things he knows about nature!
6/30	There are some scary things too like spiders and snakes, but Garret will protect you!
(A)	My hero!
(B)	I’m not afraid of spiders or snakes, so we’re cool.
7/30	Garret doesn’t know if he deserves that title!	That is fantastic news!
8/30	Spiders have many legs, snakes have no legs, there is big leg imbalance and it weirds Garret out, but he would overcome this for you!	Garret IS afraid of them, but he would have faced fears to make sure you were safe.
9/30	It is important to Garret to be seen as a capable boyfriend!
10/30	That was the other reason for backpacking trip.
(A)	You're selling yourself short and there is nothing short about you.
(B)	"Capable" is not a good enough word for someone that makes me feel the way you do.
11/30	That is good point! Garret is very tall person!	Ooo! How DOES Garret make you feel? Sexy? Loved? Horny?
12/30	He should start selling himself big and long and thick!	He feels all of those things when you are around.
13/30	Big muscles, long legs, thick skull! He will prove it by lifting you up, and letting you ride Garret like bull!	It makes him want to give you smooches and naughty cuddles!
14/30	Garret knows those are things he already does with you.
15/30	But things worth doing are worth doing again, so he hopes you do not mind?
(A)	I couldn’t agree more! Let’s do everything together, twice.
(B)	Even if the only thing we do is sit on the couch together, I’m just happy to be with you.
16/30	Garret likes your attitude. In fact, let us get started right away!	Garret does think being comfy is underrated, but he should tell you about his hidden desire.
17/30	He has always wanted to show off in a manly-man way to lover!
18/30	So Garret made some internet searchings! "Things manly-men do" has a great many results.
19/30	Though there is different list depending if safesearch is on or off. Very enlightening and giving good ideas to Garret!
20/30	On both versions of list, surprising amount of things recommended to be outdoors.
(A)	I'm interested in hearing more about these "safesearch off" outdoorsy things...
(B)	If I were writing a list of manly things to do outdoors, the first thing on it would be "you".
21/30	Garret committed many to memory so he could suggest them while we were together!	As long as that is a personal list and not an internet list, Garret is happy to be on top!
22/30	He is not best person with words, so until Garret can SHOW you, he will keep them a surprise!	Wait! That is perfect idea! If you write Garret a list of sexy things to do outdoors, he can learn it for next trip!
23/30	For now, he will find things he can do to show off in different way.	Then Garret will have time to practise in case any things seem difficult.
24/30	Not to worry. On his list there were some things Garret is certain he can manage!
(A)	Something to do with those muscles I bet… Juggling axes while log driving?
(B)	Don’t keep me in suspense, I can’t wait to see what you’ve got!
25/30	HA! Axes are a part of Garret’s everyday life and would not be impressive enough.	The suspense is not working to make you excited? That is okay, Garret will tell you now.
26/30	Garret can fish! Well, sort of.
27/30	It is still called fishing when thing you catch is not a fish, yes?
28/30	Instead of hooking fishies and making them sad, Garret fishes out garbage to make fishies happy!
29/30	Everyone is happier when their environment is clean!
Pause	15 minute pause
30/30	[Garret NSFW Photo 2]
1/23	Behold!
(A)	Well, I can say with 100% certainty that you'd hook me with that bait.
(B)	Garret, in no universe would anyone be looking at the FISHING rod in this picture.
2/23	No! Garret is not meaning to bait you! He is here for true and nice love only!	Hopefully innuendo-type rod is not what fishes are looking at. If they were biting at private parts, Garret might experience a dumb way to die.
3/23	Wait... You were saying that to tease, weren't you? Garret should have known. That's good!	But then again, Garret is thinking the fishes can not reach. Which makes that worry go away.
4/23	Garret has no concerns in his head.
5/23	It is nice to relax and not worry about responsibilities.
6/23	Garret WAS afraid there would be no one to rescue cats from trees while he was away, but nice firefighter man agreed to keep eyes out!
7/23	Do you think there is time requirement for fishing to be manly?
(A)	Not as far as I’m concerned. Every little bit helps.
(B)	You took a pic, so it happened. A rule that’s good enough for the internet is good enough for me.
8/23	Fantastic news! The wind is getting worse, and Garret would like to get out of the river now.	Ah hah! Yes, if there is no ‘pic’ then it may not be happening. Garret respects that.
9/23	He would be sad if something like being cold made his fishing not manly enough.	He wants to show you many things… And he also doesn’t want to be blowing up your phone.
10/23	At least for next items, Garret can feed two birds with one scone.
11/23	He will make food over a fire!
12/23	For that, he will gather sticks and also ingredients.
(A)	Hunting? Gathering? Cooking? Take me now.
(B)	I don't suppose there's a reason for you to do that naked, is there?
13/23	If only there were some way to do that through the phone!	Actually, there is!
14/23	Garret knows sexting is a thing, but imagination is never as good as feeling you in reality.	Garret knows many clothes are flammable, and since he is out here by himself, better not to risk it!
15/23	He will just have to settle for dazzling you with less sexy skills than bedroom ones!	Besides, clothes can be used as a makeshift bag to carry things to cook!
16/23	Garret is an experienced hunter of delicious mushrooms!
17/23	One in particular is called Chicken of the Woods.
18/23	It might take a little time, but he will find some no problem!
(A)	Ah yes, those sound like a real thing. Just like Ch’ck’n and b’f.
(B)	I have never heard of Chicken of the Woods. What do they taste like?
19/23	Hm, why do companies make meat out of vegetables, then take vowels out of their name?	It is delicious! Like a popsicle stick and fern leaf.
20/23	If Garret followed that logic, he would need to change his name to Grrt when he ate a good meal. That is not sounding so good.	Especially coated in tree sap, it has many healthy benefits!
21/23	Anyway, please wait a few minutes. Garret will message you when he has mushrooms and fire!
Pause	30 minute pause
22/23	Okay, Garret has returned to you a successful hunter and gatherer of mushrooms and builder of fires!
23/23	[Garret NSFW Photo 3]
1/∞	Does picture turn you on? Garret tries to pose so you can see his full glory!
(A)	Those flames are really close to your... leg.
(B)	I can see your full glory, and boy do I like what I see.
2/∞	What can Garret say?	Garret is happy you are enjoying his picture. He hopes it makes you want to put your hands on yourself!
3/∞	When he got out of the water, the wind was very cold. He needed to make sure shrinkage was not a problem.	Thinking of you, Garret would have his hands on himself too, but he has not washed hands. If you collect branches in area which grows poison sumac, you have to wash your hands before touching privates.
4/∞	He thought it would take time to warm up his body, but small fire and large thoughts of you did the trick!	That is big time rookie mistake you only make once.
5/∞	Now he knows.
6/∞	Every time Garret goes out into the woods, he learns something new!
(A)	I can’t wait to learn new things about you when we go backpacking together.
(B)	I’m sure I could show you a few things about me you didn’t know.
7/∞	It will be a fun time for days!	Yes! Yes. That is exactly what Garret was hoping for!
8/∞	Garret is excited for when that happens.	He knows that discovery of new things can be just as good as knowing everything about someone!
9/∞	For now, he should be getting dressed again and heading home.
(A)	You’re not going to spend the night?
(B)	If you come to my house, you won’t have to get dressed. In fact, I’d be against it!
10/∞	He thought he would have you here to keep him company.	Garret doesn’t want you to think he is vain, but he likes that you like his body.
11/∞	Garret doesn’t like to sleep alone and he didn’t bring a stuffed animal with him.	Muscles just happen when you are a lumberjack.
12/∞	Stuffed animals make Garret feel nice and safe and comfortable!	And hairy chest is genetic. Neither thing Garret can do anything about.
13/∞	This is all to say that you make Garret feel nice!
14/∞	Garret loves you, and he misses you!
15/∞	He can’t wait to show you flowers and build you a fire to keep warm and to find mushrooms for you to eat!
(A)	What if I don’t want to wait for our backpacking date to see you?
(B)	Can I bring anything? Or do you have it covered?
16/∞	That is easily solved!	Garret has it in the bag!
17/∞	When Garret gets back, he will immediately plan a nice picnic for us to go on together!	In fact, he brought many things in his bag. Just like the saying “everything but the kitchen sink”. Kitchen sink is very heavy.
18/∞	Whatever you decide to bring is fine with Garret as long as you also bring yourself.
19/∞	Everything becomes brighter when you are around.
20/∞	And Garret likes that you are a bright spot in his world.
(A)	You are so sweet. Get going. I don’t want to be the reason you get lost on a mountain in the dark.
(B)	Can’t wait to see you again. Get back safely.
21/∞	That would be embarrassing for Garret.	Garret will make sure he is all in one piece when he returns!
22/∞	You are always looking out for him.	He wants to make sure never to disappoint his sweetheart!
23/∞	Until we are together again, Garret will send text message smooches and cuddles!
24/∞	Bye, lover!
25/∞	XOXOXOXOXOXO
26/∞	That is many smooches and hugs!
27/∞	xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Dialogue List

First Meeting

One day, while you're looking out for more guys, you see a cat stuck up a tree. Thinking it might be one of them, you scramble up to save it, not noticing a giant blue bull waiting at the base of the tree.
"My friend!" the bull yells with surprising clarity. "You have saved this kitten when I could not! You are truly brave and wonderful! Garret is happy to meet you!"
"You must forgive Garret - he was not always so... How do you say? Full of bull? But he is now, and he must accept his kitten rescuing days are over. Thank you again for your heroic deed!"
... So obviously the cat isn't a guy. But the bull is. You quickly climb down and explain the situation. "What!? We must become friends to break this magical curse! That is Garret's favorite thing to do! Let us begin the friendship NOW!"

Adversary

Pop-up Dialogue

Ahh it is you! Garret is always pleased to see you! Does not even need to have moment to consider!

Talk

Garret had feeling he would be cursed by magic today! So he wore lucky underwear! But they were no match for your magic!
Yes, this is most unfortunate! You could say this animal magic thing is a lot of BULL! Hahaha!
Do not be upset! Though Garret can no longer do human things, now he have tail for swatting of fly! Very useful!
Hello! Do not be alarmed. Though I look like sad bull, I am actually happy Garret! Is very common mistake now!
Oh! So you're the one who transformed Garret into bull? Thank you for not transforming him into naked mole rat!

Poke

Ouch! Hahaha! Garret mistake your tickle for jabbing him in eyeball! Silly mistake!

Upgrade to Acquaintance

So are you saying that, somehow, through the power of friendship, you can break the curse?
Garret knew it! He knew that friendship was magic! Then let the friendship begin!

Acquaintance

Pop-up Dialogue

Hello my friend! Garret just came from china shop. Owner was surprisingly accommodating!

Talk

Hmmm. It appears Garret can no longer scratch his ears. If you are feeling generous, there is an itch in left ear that is currently driving him to madness.
Do not be crushed by weight of guilt! Garret is still master of karaoke! And that is no bull!
Do not worry! Garret is vegan. This is great opportunity to empathize with animals! Hopefully, he does not become cheeseburger!
This reminds Garret of time he was hiking in Rocky Mountains, and had to fashion snowshoes from pinecones and hummingbirds. So funny!
Ack! It is so hard to find boots for hooves! And to tie laces with hooves! And to dance folk dances with hooves!

Poke

[Same as Adversary]

Upgrade to Frenemy

Hmm, so far Garret is still animal. Maybe he is not very good friend yet? Should we keep trying?
Yes! That is the spirit! Let's friendship the crap out of this curse! Woo!
[With 'Friend' picture] While you and Garret are out looking in trees for more kittens to save, he nudges you and gives you a smile. "No matter if curse is not broken. Garret enjoys your person very much. We are friends forever."

Frenemy

Pop-up Dialogue

Passersby keep asking Garret if he has case of "blue bulls"? But they laugh at him. Is he missing joke?

Talk

[Same as Acquaintance]

Gift

Very nice! Garret loves your taste in gift giving!

Poke

[Same as Acquaintance]

Upgrade to Friendzoned

Garret is sorry if his friendship is not strong enough to break curse. If you wish to give up, he understand. Do you want to keep going?
Aha! You have renewed Garret's sense of purpose and confidence! You are very good at this!

Friendzone

Pop-up Dialogue

Garret is glad you are here! Someone tried to brand his bottom! If they come back, assist with shooing away!

Talk

Even if Garret is bull forever, it is worth it to have met you and become your friend! Come - let us eat the ice cream and make the chit chats!
Now that Garret is bull, he is considering starting political career. Since now he is expert maker of bull crap. HAHAHA!
Perhaps worst part is not being bull. Perhaps it is being shy to love others, who may not like bull...
Just so you know - you may climb on Garret's back if feeling strikes you. He knows you would do the same for him.
Garret is adapting to new life! Though making pancakes is harder.
Garret needs career change! Perhaps he can be rodeo clown? Or would that be conflict of interest?

Gift

[Same as Frenemy]

Poke

[Same as Frenemy]

Upgrade to Awkward Besties

So to break curse, we must try the smooches? Very interesting! Garret is nervous - his palms get sweaty. Knees weak, arms are heavy...
Perhaps Garret has to spit some sick lyrics in a new LP? Or go lay down. One of two things. Let us smooch.
[With 'Kiss' picture] When you bring up the subject of kissing, Garret gets a big silly grin. "Wait a minute. Is this maybe a trick to give Garret smooches? You ARE tricky! Well let us try anyway!" A few sparkles and bubbles later, and there's a lot less bull in your life. Hooray!

Awkward Besties

Pop-up Dialogue

Garret had appreciation for four stomachs! He could eat all the wheatgrass unironically!

Talk

Great galloping groundhogs! Garret is no longer bull! Or at least 90% not bull. That is great improvement!
Garret does not know much. But he knows people are usually as happy as they choose to be. So take another doughnut!
You are looking good today! Garret likes to see you happy. Come - this calls for falafel!
Garret has strong urge to chop down trees, and become American mythological figure. Is funny, yes?
Breathe deep the mountain air, my friend, and walk softly beneath the stars! That's when the world will whisper its secrets!
Hee hee! Tail keeps tickling Garret's bottom!
Garret is fine with tail and horns! But keeps getting odd looks from nuns...
You fill Garret full of fuzzy feelings. And he is not meaning magical transformation. That was more "scary tingly" feeling.

Gift

Garret is excited for birthday gifts! Especially when given so far ahead of time!

Poke

Tee hee! You make Garret giggle! It is nice to feel dainty sometimes!

Upgrade to Crush

Garret has had interesting week. Is cursed and transformed into animal. But is cursed by very attractive person. Is exciting, yes?
Talk about ice breaker! You are like arctic barge, ramming way into my heart!

Crush

Pop-up Dialogue

Garret appreciates being able to sit down again! There are many things bulls must do standing that humans sit for... Like the opera!

Talk

[Same as Awkward Besties]

Gift

Oh my! Garret's cheeks are blushing! Hopefully it is only feeling of appreciation and not influenza!

Poke

[Same as Awkward Besties]

Upgrade to Sweetheart

We have word where Garret is from. It is "Sweetheart". And Garret would like to apply for the position. What say you?
Hooray! Garret is not so great at the flirting! He is happy to be getting the hang of it!

Sweetheart

Pop-up Dialogue

How's it going, my dear friend! Have you cursed anyone else recently! Haha! That would be so "you"!

Talk

[Same as Crush]

Gift

[Same as Crush]

Poke

[Same as Crush]

Upgrade to Boyfriend

I have recently learned that "boyfriend" is not just friend who is boy! Which is embarrassing, for that is what Garret calls his boyfriends. But Garret is YOUR boyfriend, yes?
Aha! Garret tricked you! You said he is your boyfriend! No take backsies!

Boyfriend

Pop-up Dialogue

Garret have strange urge to wear bell and get nose piercing. Is good idea?

Talk

If you get cold, you may use Garret's body heat. But not like tauntaun. More like snuggle.
You are most precious to Garret.
Oh! You are sweeping Garret off his feet! Allow Garret to return the favor... LEG SWEEP!
Garret likes you more than words can say. He is falling in love with you. Oh wait! Those words were pretty good!
Every time Garret sees you, his heart skips beat! Be prepared for CPR!

Gift

Thank you, my dearest. You rock my world like enormous cradle, big enough for world.

Poke

Haha! Garret must inform you - sometimes tickle fight becomes love making! Maybe he needs proper warning label!

Upgrade to Lover

Though Garret's heart is racing, he is not afraid to tell you truth. He is in love with you. Do you love him back?
Garret is happiest of all time! He must kiss you now! Let our love kaboom like fireworks in starry skies!
[With 'Transformation' picture] You see Garret trying to look sneaky, checking his breath and quickly devouring a handful of mints. Then he tip toes up behind you, spins you around, and plants a super manly kiss right on your lips... which causes a magical explosion! Garret falls to the ground, rather surprised. The curse is broken!
[With 'Lover' picture] "My sexy friend! Garret is very pleased to have his body back, and to be much less horny from bull horns. But speaking of horns, please give Garret a call when you wish to horse around. Is not animal joke. Is sexy offer." Love Garret!

Sex Scene

You see Garret trying to look sneaky, checking his breath and quickly devouring a handful of mints. Then he tip toes up behind you, spins you around, and kisses you. But you notice immediately that his pants are bulging - a fact he seems to have missed. He goes to apologize, when there's a magical explosion. The curse is broken!
Garret dusts himself off, his almost comically large erection pointing true north, and he awkwardly smiles and blushes. You can't help yourself. You firmly grasp his dick with both hands, and begin to suck with a thirst you've never known. Garret arches his back, and roars with wild release as he cums in your mouth.
Garret returns the favor for the rest of the night, exploring your body with his mouth and his strong but strangely supple hands. When you're finally exhausted from pleasure, he holds you in his arms and laughs, "You are very very good at this. Garret is impressed. Garret... Is in love."

Lover

Pop-up Dialogue

Ahh! Day is already ten times better, now that Garret has seen your face! And your body! He likes that they are together!

Talk

[Same as Boyfriend]

Gift

[Same as Boyfriend]

Upgrade to Max Lover

Ah ha ha! Still you continue to humble Garret with your kindness and generosity! He is overwhelmed by your love!
Please continue with overwhelming loveness - Garret wishes to see if relationship can go to infinity!

Max Lover (Lover+)

Pop-up Dialogue

Ahh yes, you're here! I have 100 hugs ready for action and maybe even smooch or two!
Garret painted portrait of you. But it scared Garret. So maybe we take selfie instead?
Hello! I was hoping to smile a whole bunch today. And here you are!
Come quickly! Garret has missed you so much, he has built new log cabin.. and pitched several tents.
How is my favorite person? Yes, that's you. There's no one else even close!
(Naked) Haha! Garret's clothes are hiding very well today! Come out come out wherever you are, sneaky britches!
(Naked) Oh! Garret has just stepped out from shower, and misplaced clothes. This sounds like beginning of steamy movie, yes?
(Naked) Whoops! Garret forget he is naked! He wondered why breeze felt so refreshing!

Talk

Garret hopes you are the kind of person who likes to be swept off feet. Because he wishes to scoop you into arms. And also sometimes he bumps you over.
You have given Garret back his body. Now he gives part of it to you. You are now proud owner of Garret's heart.
If Garret still had tail, he would let you tug on it. That is how much he is liking you. For his tail is sensitive, but so TEMPTING to tug.
Hold on a moment! Garret has to shave his hourly beard. Testosterone is a heck a ride, hey?
When we are together, the world is bright, and there is music everywhere! You make Garret feel like princess!
Garret wants to take you on romantic date! How do you feel about perogies?
Garret had dream of you last night. It was, umm... Very exciting dream. Garret needed nine cold showers.
Hello! Garret was just thinking of backpacking into forest and living off of land for several weeks. You busy?
My Love! Garret has missed you since last we spoke! He won't shut up about it!
What shall we do today? Go jogging? Snuggle? Both at same time? Garret has always wanted to try this!
Garret bought you heart shaped box of chocolates! But then he ate it. The box, he means. Still dealing with some bull urges. Want some chocolates?
Garret is looking for good pet name for you. Is considering dumpling, cupcake, or sugarcookie. Or maybe Garret is just hungry?
Garret is carving marble statue in your honor, to show his love for you to the world. It is naked statue. He hopes it is not awkward for you!
(Naked) Come! Let us be naked together! There is no better frolic than the frolic of naked lovers!
(Naked) Garret never skips leg day! But he skips rope ON leg day! Haha! Is most hilarious play on words!
(Naked) Garret wishes to take you to his bed! And his kitchen floor! And his backyard! And maybe the neighbor's backyard, if you're feeling adventurous!
(Naked) Garret imagines kissing you when he isn't. He imagines more when he is.
(Naked) Garret thinks you should wear more flannel. Garret also wants to take flannel off you. Is fetish, perhaps?
(Naked) Garret has not seen many private parts in his life. He hopes he compares favorably.
(Naked) Garret has fantasy of being tied up. But he is so strong, that bonds cannot hold him! Curse this sexy body!
(Naked) Come. Let us dip the skinny into the lake under moonlight! Unless it is too chilly. Then let us hide under covers.
(Naked) Garret hopes you are happy with what you see. Sometimes, naked Garret is too... hairy, for some.

Gift

You make Garret's blood pump with your generosity! You light his passions!
Ack! You surprise Garret with more generosity! You fill him with bashful gratitude!
Garret cannot hope to match your gift giving skills! Mostly because it seems like you have infinity money.
Thank you for spectacular gift! Garret has gift for you too! It is short poem. Here goes: "Love! Love! Love!" What do you think?!
[Boxers] Ooooh! Garret love these! Now he can wear his heart not only on his sleeve, but on his undies!
[Birthday Suit] Ahh. You have removed Garret's clothes. Either you are in mood for nakedness, or you are bad at removing your jacket.
[Spooky Outfit] Garret has dressed up as most terrifying monster of all - a potential lawsuit! Behold! Hulkenstein! He smash! Hahaha!
[Butler Outfit] Wherever you walk, Garret will roll red carpet out for you! Even if it is only from the couch to the fridge. Garret does not judge.
[Kigurumi Outfit] OooOOOoo. Garret is even warmer and fuzzier than before, which means he is EXTRA huggable! Almost as huggable as you have always been!
[Masquerade Outfit] Garret does not need a broom to sweep you off your feet! All Garret has to do is smile a special smile, yes? Are you feeling swoon-y yet?
[Summer Outfit] Do you hear the music? It is the happiest summer song... The ice cream truck is coming! Garret wants to buy you a creamsicle!
[RPG Outfit] Garret attempts to kiss you! Garret rolls a... Three. Garret is sad. But maybe you will kiss Garret when it is your turn, ehh?
[Kimono Outfit] Garret likes his Beautiful Kimono! No silkworms were harmed in making it, right?
[Pirate Outfit] Garret likes sea shanties very much! Who lives in a pineapple deep in the water? Yo ho! Blow the man down!

Poke

Haha! You are lucky Garret no longer has poofy tail! He was becoming like tactical striker of tickles!
Still with the tickles! Why must Garret's girlish giggles be so entertaining to so many?!
No! Hahaha! Please! Garret's belly already have the aches! Hahaha! Think of the belly aches!
(Naked) You are embarrassing Garret! He should not be giggling so much! He is too rough and tumble for it!
(Naked) Ahh! No fair! Garret's super strong body needs clothes to protect from tickle tickles!
(Naked) Be warned, my love. Garret's privates are not so good at telling tickling from titillating. You may have your hands full shortly!
(Naked) Alright, now it is Garret's turn! Prepare your body!

Upgrade to Lover+ (Endless)

Wow! You continue to amaze Garret with enormous romance and generosity! He is not so deserving, but is very grateful!
Come! Let us do the smooches!

Date Dialogue

Animal Version (Adversary to Friendzone)

[Dinner] Garret did not appreciate chef trying to season him. But dinner date was still fun!
[Boat Ride] Garret appreciates ride in swan boat. But perhaps he needs to lose a little weight for the next time?
[Coaster] Riding roller coaster without hands is exhilarating experience! So much fear of death!
[Carnival] Now that Garret knows magical curses are real, haunted houses seem like much bigger threat than before!

Hybrid/Human Version (Awkward Besties to Lover)

[Dinner] Garret loves going to dinner with you! Especially breakfast-for-dinner!
[Boat Ride] Ahh, Garret loves baby duckies so much! The whole world should be so fuzzy!
[Coaster] Aha! Garret love riding roller coaster again! Especially now that he can fit in seatbelt!
[Carnival] Garret is sorry he screamed so much. He had great time!

Unlocked at Lover Level

[Masquerade] Garret is not fanciest man. But he is honored to be your Prince Charming.

Dialogue About Cole

Garret has feeling he is being watched. Is very bad. Garret is sometimes shy, and he gets the blushies. Eeeee!
Garret stumbled into elaborate trap yesterday. Room was filling with water, walls were closing in, very scary stuff. Luckily Garret fashioned jetpack out of sandwich bag just in time. Exciting!
Garret was putting little baby bird back in nest, when he found a bomb in the tree! Luckily, Garret is very good at action escapes. Now little bird and Garret have teamed up to find the villain responsible.
Garret's keen instincts are detecting the presence of evil! But do not worry. His sense of taste can actually tell good people from bad people. So now he just needs to taste everyone he meets. Simple!
Oh no! Garret just received a message that he must watch his back! This is terrible, for that is exactly where Garret cannot see! Curse my extremely normal eyeballs!
Somebody left a bag of gummy bears in Garret's mailbox with all of the heads chomped off! It took an hour for him to stop crying. Poor little bears. I gave them each a proper bear-ial.

Requirements Table

Main article: Garret/Requirements.

Trivia

His blue bull design, lumberjack theme, and choice of pancakes in the human and hybrid version of his dinner dates are references to Paul Bunyan; A name from North American folklore. Paul Bunyan was said to be an unusually tall and strong lumberman, who was notably fond of pancakes, and accompanied by a blue ox named Babe.
- He also references this in one of his Awkward Besties dialogues, remarking he "has [a] strong urge to chop down trees, and become [an] American mythological figure".
Garret is vegan.
His dialogue when turning to Acquaintance might be a reference to My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
His dialogue when turning to Awkward Besties references the song Lose Yourself by Eminem.
For V.0.20, his affection requirements decreased for all stages except Lover, and required skill levels decreased for all stages. Also, one requirement for his Lover stage changed from Lvl 45 Outgoing to 1,000,000 Pie.
The line "You can tug on Garret's tail, if you like. That is how much he is liking you. For his tail is sensitive, but so TEMPTING to tug." has seemingly been replaced with "You are most precious to Garret." under Boyfriend.
He has a cousin named Jaxon, the same character with the Phone Fling.
Garret's mention of Rocky Mountains is likely a reference to the dish "Rocky Mountain Oysters", which is a dish made of bull testicles.

Galleries

Main article: Garret/Gallery.

Phone Fling

Cellphone

Contact Photo
Full Body Profile

Photos

Many small flowers are in this field. Garret will put himself in the picture for scale.
Everyone is happier when their environment is clean!
Okay, Garret has returned to you a successful hunter and gatherer of mushrooms and builder of fires!

Memory Album

Relationship Events & Pinups

PC

Encounter Photo 1
Frenemy Photo
Awkward Besties Photo
Transformation Photo (Old)
Transformation Photo
Lover Photo
Pinup Photo (Old)
Pinup Photo
Garret's Bed Pinup (Boxers/Steam version)

Mobile

Encounter Photo 1
Frenemy Photo
Awkward Besties Photo
Tranformation Photo
Lover Photo
Pinup Photo
Garret's Bed Pinup (Clothed/Mobile version)

Dates

Animal

Dinner
Boat Ride
Coaster
Carnival

Hybrid

Dinner
Boat Ride
Coaster
Carnival

Human

Dinner
Boat Ride
Coaster
Carnival
Masquerade

Date Sprites

Animal

PC

Dinner
Boat Ride
Coaster
Carnival

Mobile

Dinner
Boat Ride
Coaster
Carnival

Hybrid

PC

Dinner
Boat Ride
Coaster
Carnival

Mobile

Dinner
Boat Ride
Coaster
Carnival

Human

PC

Dinner
Boat Ride
Coaster
Carnival
Masquerade

Mobile

Dinner
Boat Ride
Coaster
Carnival
Masquerade

Default Sprites

Animal

PC

Happy
Mad
Neutral
Shy
Tickled

Mobile

Happy
Mad
Neutral
Shy
Tickled

Hybrid

PC

Happy
Likes You
Neutral
Shy
Tickled

Mobile

Happy
Likes You
Neutral
Shy
Tickled

Human

PC

Happy
Likes You
Neutral
Shy
Tickled

Mobile

Happy
Likes You
Neutral
Shy
Tickled

Outfit Sprites

Outfits for Garret cost 10 Diamonds each

Boxers

PC

Happy
Likes You
Neutral
Shy
Tickled

Mobile

Happy
Likes You
Neutral
Shy
Tickled

Spooky Outfit

PC

Happy
Likes You
Neutral
Shy
Tickled

Mobile

Happy
Likes You
Neutral
Shy
Tickled

Butler Outfit

PC

Happy
Likes You
Neutral
Shy
Tickled

Mobile

Happy
Likes You
Neutral
Shy
Tickled

Kigurumi Outfit

PC

Happy
Likes You
Neutral
Shy
Tickled

Mobile

Happy
Likes You
Neutral
Shy
Tickled

Masquerade Outfit

PC

Happy
Likes You
Neutral
Shy
Tickled

Mobile

Happy
Likes You
Neutral
Shy
Tickled

Summer Outfit

PC

Happy
Likes You
Neutral
Shy
Tickled

Mobile

Happy
Likes You
Neutral
Shy
Tickled

RPG Outfit

PC

Happy
Likes You
Neutral
Shy
Tickled

Mobile

Happy
Likes You
Neutral
Shy
Tickled

Kimono Outfit

PC

Happy
Likes You
Neutral
Shy
Tickled

Mobile

Happy
Likes You
Neutral
Shy
Tickled

Pirate Outfit

PC

Happy
Likes You
Neutral
Shy
Tickled

Icons

Main Tab

Locked (Animal)
Locked (Human)
Unlocked (Animal)
Unlocked (Hybrid)
Unlocked (Human)

Achievements

Locked
Animal
Hybrid
Human

LTE

Pinup Reward
Garret's Bed Pinup Reward (Steam version)
Garret's Bed Pinup Reward (Mobile version)

Extra

Promotional Material

Line Up
Chibi Garret

Birthday

2024 & 2025

References