Lustat

Lustat is a event girl in Crush Crush, obtainable via her Limited Time Event or via her bundle in the Store. She is the forty-first (41st) addition to the main list.

You meet Lustat when you go monster hunting at the cursed castle on top of Blood Mountain. She pranks you upon your arrival and then invites you in for dinner.

Personality

Lustat is your favorite femme fatale, a girl who loves the 80's aesthetic and culture. A vampire who also makes a lot of jokes and gags, she is curious about the new world and all. She starts curious and playful around you, and as more as you progress in the relationship, she starts to love you more and more. Her name is a pun with lust and bat.

Artbook

Your love story with the vampiress Lustat is a tale as old as time You break down the gates of her castle fortress intending to drive a stake through her heart, but she’s so dang hot you wind up longing to WIN her heart instead. Or something moody and gothic like that.

For Lustat, mortal trends come and go as quickly as mortal lives. Is disco still cool? Are movie vampires usually nobility or street punks these days? Do people still expect her to sparkle? It can be hard for a vampiress to keep up, so she’s kind of stopped trying. Nowadays, she’s more interested in what gets YOUR blood pumping. Because she wants you to desire her, not because she desires your blood probably.

Dialogue List

First Meeting

1. Dark news reaches you of an immortal monster stalking the countryside. You don your monster hunting cowl, and make your way to the cursed castle at the top of Blood Mountain...
2. Just as you're about to break into the castle, making a grand heroic entrance, you reach for the door only for it swing open—and to be met with a terrifying roar!
3. Brave Monster Slayer Façade - CRUSHED!
4. Inside there's a vampire, hanging upside down. She seems really pleased with herself. "Rawr! I'm a monster! Hahaha! Oh wow, I wish you could see your face! I love it!"
5. The vampire seems genuinely pleased to see you, and invites you in for dinner. You're not sure if she's more monster or prankster, but you'd better find out quickly...

Adversary

• I know what you're thinking... And yes they're real. And they can pierce your flesh with one good headbutt. Hahaha!

Sorry

• Tee hee! You should have seen the look on your face! It was simultaneously 'Ahh! I'm scared!' and 'Oh no, she's hooot!' Classic!
• Don't worry - even if you had tried to stake me, I would have turned to vapor and disappeared. In other words - you would have mist. Heehee!
• Rawr! Haha! I'm scary! I'm going to hide under your bed and grab your feet if you don't keep them under the covers. OoooOOoo!
• Hmm... I'm trying to decide if I should go all 'sparkly vampire girlfriend' on you, or 'secretly horrifying monster'. Oh! I'll flip a coin! Then you can guess!

Gift

• AH HAHA! This is extraordinarily tacky and thoughtless. As only a mortal could achieve. Please cast this back into the shadows, and let us never discuss it again.

Poke

• *hiss!* Oh, you're not trying to stake me? That was a gesture of affection? Dear goodness me, you've got to work on that!

Upgrade to Nuisance

1. Well, it seems our dance has only just begun. Are you prepared to handle all of the horrors that may lie ahead, when one spars with a true beast of darkness?
2. Great! Drop by just after sunset. I'll open a bottle of 400 year old wine, and we'll make an evening of it.

You have unlocked Lustat. Good luck!

Nuisance

• Is that a stake in your shroud, or are you just happy to see me? Oh it's a stake? Bummer.

Sorry

• Hmm... I'm trying to decide if I should go all 'sparkly vampire girlfriend' on you, or 'secretly horrifying monster'. Oh! I'll flip a coin! Then you can guess!
• *sniff!* MMmmm! You smell amazing! A nice mixture of charming allure and raw passionate energy. Also minty toothpaste. You're like a fancy dessert!
• If you misbehave and defy me, then I may bite thee! But if you're a good little Marshmallow, and treat me kindly... Then I shall bite thee for certain...
• I gotta say, you're pretty cute. But you're not the cutest vampire slayer I've ever met. There was this one gal in the 90s that... Well, best not to kiss and tell.
• Little did you realize that the ultimate protection against being staked in the heart is a lovely pair of guardian breasts! Mwa haha! *giggle!*

Gift

• AH HAHA! This is extraordinarily tacky and thoughtless. As only a mortal could achieve. Please cast this back into the shadows, and let us never discuss it again.

Poke

• Ow! Would you watch where you're putting all those elbows and knees of yours? I may be immortal, but I have soft tender parts too, you know.

Upgrade to Frenemy

1. You're not the first vampire slayer I've confounded with my sparkling conversation skills. Most find me so irresistible, that by the end of our first conversation they can barely lift their weapons...
2. Of course, I've noticed a greater degree of success depending on how revealing my top is... But I'm certain that's only coincidence.

You're now Frenemies with Lustat.

Frenemy

• Shall we begin our game of cat and mouse? And by that, I mean shall I play with you a bit before I eat you?

Sorry

• *sniff!* MMmmm! You smell amazing! A nice mixture of charming allure and raw passionate energy. Also minty toothpaste. You're like a fancy dessert!
• If you misbehave and defy me, then I may bite thee! But if you're a good little Marshmallow, and treat me kindly... Then I shall bite thee for certain...
• I gotta say, you're pretty cute. But you're not the cutest vampire slayer I've ever met. There was this one gal in the 90s that... Well, best not to kiss and tell.
• Little did you realize that the ultimate protection against being staked in the heart is a lovely pair of guardian breasts! Mwa haha! *giggle!*
• I'm rather disappointed to hear that you don't have some ancient vendetta against me. All the other vampires have cool mortal nemeses. Maybe I should try to be more cruel, and stop getting distracted by your cute mortal faces...
• Do I drink blood? Yes. But vampires are also concerned about climate change. That's why I've been trying out that new Impossible Blood they sell. It's nice! And vegan-friendly, in that it's no longer made of vegans.
• If I happen to pounce on you and bat you around, toying with you, don't worry. It's just this silly urge I get. Spray me with some holy water and I'll scamper right off.
• Do you mind if I... Stand close to you... Whisper dark secrets in your ear... Gently caress the line of your jaw... And then I GOT YOUR NOSE! Haha!
• Oh Mr Sun, Sun, Mr Golden Sun. Please don't fry my faaaace... Ugh! That song is stuck in my head!
• Do I look pale to you? Oh good. I got a little too much moonlight last night, and I was worried I had ruined my deathly complexion.
• Okay, so... I maaaaaay have nibbled you while you slept. Just a little, I promise! It's sort of how vampires get to know each other, see where they've been, who they've eaten recently. Barely a mosquito bite, I swear.

Gift

• Hmm. A much better gift, I must say. You're already showing a better appreciation for the finer things. Still, improvements could be made...

Poke

• Ow! Would you watch where you're putting all those elbows and knees of yours? I may be immortal, but I have soft tender parts too, you know.

Upgrade to Acquaintance

1. I find you intriguing, mortal. You have many vocations, many lovers, many talents. As if you're trying to be everything to everyone...
2. I mean, I'm not complaining. I'm super glad that, 'sexy buff' and 'witty conversationalist' are sprinkled in there. If you start to focus on less things, put those two at the top of your list.

You're now Lustat's Acquaintance!

Acquaintance

• I'll give you this - you are a very charming vampire slayer. There's been a glut of precocious teenagers and former presidents, recently. I like variety in my vampire slayers!

Talk

• If I happen to pounce on you and bat you around, toying with you, don't worry. It's just this silly urge I get. Spray me with some holy water and I'll scamper right off.
• Do you mind if I... Stand close to you... Whisper dark secrets in your ear... Gently caress the line of your jaw... And then I GOT YOUR NOSE! Haha!
• Oh Mr Sun, Sun, Mr Golden Sun. Please don't fry my faaaace... Ugh! That song is stuck in my head!
• Do I look pale to you? Oh good. I got a little too much moonlight last night, and I was worried I had ruined my deathly complexion.
• Okay, so... I maaaaaay have nibbled you while you slept. Just a little, I promise! It's sort of how vampires get to know each other, see where they've been, who they've eaten recently. Barely a mosquito bite, I swear.

Gift

• Hmm. A much better gift, I must say. You're already showing a better appreciation for the finer things. Still, improvements could be made...

Poke

• Ow! Would you watch where you're putting all those elbows and knees of yours? I may be immortal, but I have soft tender parts too, you know.
• Hee hee! No no! Stop with the tickling. You're throwing off my whole 'sinister femme fatale' thing.

Upgrade to Friendzoned

1. *sigh* You are a puzzle. I can't tell what exactly it is about you I find so endearing, so confounding, so mesmerizing...
2. Hold on a sec... Turn around. Ah yes. There it is. Nevermind, I figured it out. No ifs, ands, or butts... Hee hee!

You're now in the Friendzone with Lustat!

Friendzoned

• I like you mortal. You're not really in 'iconic' territory yet, but you're a solid 'guilty pleasure' if I've ever met one.

Talk

• Today, someone had the gall to call me a little vain! How dare they! Clearly I'm an artery person.
• I've been stalking your other girlfriends. I love them all so much. I'm trying to figure out which one I should hypnotize, and lure into a strangely erotic, unholy friendship. Any recommendations?
• There was an awkward time that I didn't realize you mortals had started saying, "Bite me!" as an insult. I thought you all had just become very accommodating. Gosh, was my face red!
• I would like to take you flying tonight. Mortals always swoon when I take them flying. You can even choose how I carry you. 'Super' style in my arms, or on my back like I'm a flying pony or something.
• Here, hold my hand. I ran it under hot water for, like, half an hour. So it should be a relatively pleasant experience, before it returns to the chill of undeath. Oh, don't look at me like that. All women have chilly hands!
• You make me want to appear as a wolf at your bedside, and then ravage you in a symphony of blood and passion. I'm old fashioned like that.
• Did you just call me 'batty'? Yikes! Okay, just to let you know... A vampire can call another vampire 'batty', but when someone else says it, it's considered pretty rude.

Gift

• Very kind. I think that I shall reflect on this in the study, while listening to sinister organ music and the distant chanting of a choir. Wanna come?

Poke

• Ow! Would you watch where you're putting all those elbows and knees of yours? I may be immortal, but I have soft tender parts too, you know.
• Hee hee! No no! Stop with the tickling. You're throwing off my whole 'sinister femme fatale' thing.

Upgrade to Awkward Besties

1. I've decided that you and I shall no longer part company. That is to say, I've canceled any plans of having you captured, killed, and cast away.
2. But don't worry. I've kept the shackles I was going to use during the 'capture' part of the plan. You know... Just in case.

You're now Awkward Besties with Lustat!

Awkward Besties

• Ahhh! *hiss!* Why is this garlic bread so delicious... OW! *hissss*!

Flirt

• There was an awkward time that I didn't realize you mortals had started saying, "Bite me!" as an insult. I thought you all had just become very accommodating. Gosh, was my face red!
• I would like to take you flying tonight. Mortals always swoon when I take them flying. You can even choose how I carry you. 'Super' style in my arms, or on my back like I'm a flying pony or something.
• Here, hold my hand. I ran it under hot water for, like, half an hour. So it should be a relatively pleasant experience, before it returns to the chill of undeath. Oh, don't look at me like that. All women have chilly hands!
• You make me want to appear as a wolf at your bedside, and then ravage you in a symphony of blood and passion. I'm old fashioned like that.
• Did you just call me 'batty'? Yikes! Okay, just to let you know... A vampire can call another vampire 'batty', but when someone else says it, it's considered pretty rude.
• Hey, I think you're groovy! No wait, that face you're making... Groovy's no good now? How about 'Fly'? 'Epic'? 'Bae'? Why do mortal expressions expire so quickly?!
• Oh! Umm... Why no, I wasn't staring at your neck. I was staring at your... Personality? I mean, your butt! I mean! I'm not going to eat you! I swear!
• I decided to try something new, so I went to make a withdrawal at the blood bank. That place is misnamed, and is at least a little misleading...

Gift

• Very kind. I think that I shall reflect on this in the study, while listening to sinister organ music and the distant chanting of a choir. Wanna come?

Poke

• Hee hee! No no! Stop with the tickling. You're throwing off my whole 'sinister femme fatale' thing.
• Ah hahaha! Cut that out, or I'll... Draw you into a love triangle with a werewolf that'll ultimately be extremely unsatisfying.

Upgrade to Crush

1. I couldn't sleep all day. I laid awake in my coffin, my mind racing with concerns and desires I've never felt before...
2. I mean, should I invest in cryptocurrency? It all sounds so complicated to me. But I own a crypt, so maybe it's on brand for me? Arg! I just don't know!

Lustat has a Crush on you!

Crush

• Say, will you assist me in my dark bidding? I need someone to watch my auctions while I go hang upside down for a bit.

Flirt

• Hey let's go to the discotheque and cut a rug! Err... Wait, that's not cool anymore? Wait! Does that mean rollerskates are no longer in fashion!?
• *Sigh* You mortals are all the same. You get all cute and interesting for a few years, and then you fade away into dust. It's no good turning you either. Then you become vain jerks like the rest of us. *sigh*
• The sound of your heartbeat, it's just so... It's just so pleasing. It's warmth, and life, and sexiness, and deep magic, and song. I'd like to turn it up, so I'm gonna chase you around with a stick for a bit.
• Some kids asked me if I could umpire their baseball game. I think they may have misread my business card? But anyway, I'm not busy sooo... BAT-ter up!
• Despite what you might think... Vampires also hate mosquitos. One got in my coffin the other day, and it was such a nuisance. Talk about a lack of professional courtesy!

Gift

• Oooh! I like this. Very nice. You're strangely adaptable for a mortal, and you've already discovered what my heart is craving.

Poke

• Hee hee! No no! Stop with the tickling. You're throwing off my whole 'sinister femme fatale' thing.
• Ah hahaha! Cut that out, or I'll... Draw you into a love triangle with a werewolf that'll ultimately be extremely unsatisfying.

Upgrade to Sweetheart

1. I saw you on a moonlit stroll with another mortal, and I must admit... A rare streak of jealousy arose in me.
2. So I slew them, and drank their blood. Just kidding! Wow, can you imagine how awkward that would make things? Cringe!

You and Lustat are now Sweethearts!

Sweetheart

• *sigh* I may have a type. I just realized I'm basically a fangirl for all the fictional vampire slayers on TV. What even is this fetish?

Flirt

• The sound of your heartbeat, it's just so... It's just so pleasing. It's warmth, and life, and sexiness, and deep magic, and song. I'd like to turn it up, so I'm gonna chase you around with a stick for a bit.
• Some kids asked me if I could umpire their baseball game. I think they may have misread my business card? But anyway, I'm not busy sooo... BAT-ter up!
• Despite what you might think... Vampires also hate mosquitos. One got in my coffin the other day, and it was such a nuisance. Talk about a lack of professional courtesy!
• Fun fact - the rule about inviting vampires into your home is true. Also your car, your garage, your fallout shelter and... your heart. So... Hint hint. Get inviting.
• Na na na na na na nana, na na na na na na nana - BAT GAL! Hahaha!
• Oh, I can't even pull off the 'sparkly vampire' thing. I would need to be much more brooding, much more vapid, and have much less sexy time. It's just not happening.
• Mortals are always asking me why vampires come across so, you know... Sorta nympho? And the truth is, even after hundreds of years, physical intimacy is still pretty darn interesting.

Gift

• Oh wow! What an astounding gesture! Thank you! Come, I wish to reward you with kisses of great passion and abundance.

Poke

• Ah hahaha! Cut that out, or I'll... Draw you into a love triangle with a werewolf that'll ultimately be extremely unsatisfying.

Upgrade to Girlfriend

1. Hey, I... In days gone past, I would perhaps compose a sonnet to someone for whom my heart was yearning for. But sonnets aren't really 'all the rage' anymore...
2. So instead, I'll just say... Damn! You are one fine mofo, yo!

Lustat is now your Girlfriend!

Girlfriend

• Hey, I need help polishing my horns today, want to help? And don't read anything into that statement. These horns need proper TLC.

Flirt

• Fun fact - the rule about inviting vampires into your home is true. Also your car, your garage, your fallout shelter and... your heart. So... Hint hint. Get inviting.
• Na na na na na na nana, na na na na na na nana - BAT GAL! Hahaha!
• Oh, I can't even pull off the 'sparkly vampire' thing. I would need to be much more brooding, much more vapid, and have much less sexy time. It's just not happening.
• Mortals are always asking me why vampires come across so, you know... Sorta nympho? And the truth is, even after hundreds of years, physical intimacy is still pretty darn interesting.

Gift

• Oh wow! What an astounding gesture! Thank you! Come, I wish to reward you with kisses of great passion and abundance.

Poke

• Ah hahaha! Cut that out, or I'll... Draw you into a love triangle with a werewolf that'll ultimately be extremely unsatisfying.
• Tee hee! You know, your hands are making promises that I hope the rest of your body is prepared to keep... Don't say I didn't warn you.

Upgrade to Lover

1. Come to my arms... Embrace the night, and let me take you into the embrace of blood and passion...
2. Now we shall forever redefine what the term 'vampire slayer' really means...

Lustat will Love you for the rest of eternity!

Lover

• As much as a creature of the night, that lives in the shadows and seeks the blood of the living can do... I love you.
• RAWR! Haha! Still got it!
• Nice to see you! I was just deciding if I should tempt fate and run to the store for more garlic bread...
• Hey! Come here for a moment. I want to listen to your heartbeat for an awkwardly long time without explaining why!
• Wow, you're looking very good today. In, like, a sexy way. Not at all like a steak served with caramelized onions and butter soaked lobster and... Oh my... Breathe Lustat...
• Blah blah blah! Hmm... Not bad, but I'll keep practicing.
• (Naked) Hey! Remember how I can't see myself in mirrors? Well, could you tell me if I'm dressed or not? Hahaha!
• (Naked) Hello again. It's naked me again. Ready to put the 'Lust' into 'Lustat', if you're feeling amorous...
• (Naked) Quick, there's no time to explain. Make love to me for several hours! It's the only way! Hahaha!

Seduce

• I'm not sure how you did it, but I've completely fallen for you... Wait! Has this been your tactic the whole time!? How ruthless! Hahaha!
• Hey, I've been super patient. But now I'd like to bring you into my coffin for some 'us' time. Don't worry, it's extra roomy and I've cleared out the cobwebs. Doesn't that sound romantic?!
• If I had a heartbeat, it would beat for thee. If I drew breath, it would draw for thee. If I... Got itchy? Sweaty? Hey - what's some other romantic junk you mortals do with your bodies? Hiccup?
• I would be your lover... Until the long days of your body are spent, and you slip into eternity. Just so we're clear - I'm going to be mega hot that whole time, so this is a good deal.
• Kiss me. Bite me. Touch me. Just be with me. You make me feel alive.
• *chomp* Hahaha! I bit you! Neener neener neener! You should see your face. Oh! Arg! Betrayal!
• Oh! You've got a small cut on your finger. Here, let me... There. That bandage should do. Wait, did you think I was going to... Yuck! Hands are super unsanitary! They're not for sucking!
• I know this might complicate things a little, but... You can absolutely bite me whenever you feel like it. I know the feeling isn't totally mutual. But I... Kind of love it. So just do it.
• Hmmm... I've got a meeting of the Profane Council tonight, but I think I'm just going to blow it off. Ever since the Dark Goddess was lost, the whole thing feels mostly administrative and boring.
• Okay, Kiss - Marry - Kill... I would kiss the time traveler, marry the baker, and kill the bear. I don't really dislike the bear, though. It's just hard to pick a least favorite.
• Aww, darn it. I just know that I've smeared my lipstick, but... Well, the whole mirrors thing. Can you help?
• Hey, if you decide you want to give up your immortal soul and become a creature of the night, let me know. I haven't done a proper turning in a long time, and I'm going to need to brush up on the basics. But I know a good video channel to reference.
• Why aren't your lips kissing mine? I really can't think of any excuse, can you? *sigh*
• You mortals are actually exhausting. You're like firecrackers - so much light and sound and fury. Then you're gone, and I'm sad and a bit overstimulated. I wouldn't trade you for anything though.
• Gosh, I don't even know what I'd do if we switched bodies for a day. Suddenly walking around with all that delicious blood in me. I would probably just lie around naked in the sunshine. Do you think people would stare?
• Mmm. I need someone to snuggle in my coffin today. If only I had the most patient and affectionate lover, who would absolutely be willing to lie still in a dark coffin for eight hours...
• (Naked) Let me be very clear - I want you. I want your body. I want to taste your lips, lick your body, and have my way with you. I believe in strong communication.
• (Naked) Don't worry, I've brought plenty of sports drinks to stay hydrated, as well as towels, heat packs and ice packs. Vampire love making is... Strenuous.
• (Naked) *giggle!* I have no idea why, but just being naked with you, I feel sort of... Bashful, maybe? What a funny feeling. I haven't felt it for hundreds of years...
• (Naked) I hope you're not just going to look. I put a lot of effort into what's going on over here. I expect some proper handling.
• (Naked) Let's play a game. We get naked. I chase you. I jump on you. We make love for several hours. I call this game, "Getting Slaid." The name needs work, but you game to play?
• (Naked) I love being near you... Holding you... Feeling your hands on my body... Barely able to resist drinking your blood... Wait, what was I saying? I think I got a little carried away there...
• (Naked) Usually, I like to dress a little more mysteriously... To leave you wondering. But I'm so crazy turned on right now, that there's just no time. Take me!
• (Naked) I vant! To suck! Your – well everything. It's not as catchy, but it's accurate.
• (Naked) Nekked vampires are best vampires, amiright?

Gift

• Oh wow... This is the nicest gift I've ever received. You're... You're very kind to me. Thank you. I would definitely be blushing right now, if I could...
• Yay! More gifts! I was hoping that all those hints I dropped about wanting more gifts, and 'Wow! Look at all these sales!' would work.
• You're so sweet. No really, you are. Your blood type is mega sweet, and not all of them are. Some are more dry, and some are quite tart. But you're as sweet as a strawberry.
• Thank you. Every gesture of affection draws my love deeper, and makes me want to jump your bones.
• [School Uniform] Ooo lala! Mistress is here to teach, not to learn. Now open your books and behave yourself, or else...
• [Bathing Suit] This is cute! But I must be absolutely clear - this is not 'beachwear'. This will do nothing to prevent me from exploding in flames. But super cute!
• [Diamond Ring] The traditional white dress is representative of purity, virginity, and holiness. Hahaha! Oh wow. Anyway, this dress is much more accurate for me.
• [Holiday Outfit] I make you this vow - I'm the most dangerous gift you'll ever unwrap. But survive the process, and I'll also be the most... Stimulating.
• [Lingerie] Oh, how I love to tease the imagination. To titillate the senses. To spark the fantasy. Keeping secrets is such delicious foreplay...
• [Birthday Suit] I mean, come on... Look at how good I look naked. This is what we were both waiting and hoping for...

Poke

• Tee hee! You know, your hands are making promises that I hope the rest of your body is prepared to keep... Don't say I didn't warn you.
• MMmmm... Your hands are warm and soft and wonderful... Just start squeezing, please. Do with me as you will.
• Stop tickling vampires! It's bad for your health! It can result in sudden and immediate blood loss!
• (Naked) Yes! Naked tickling is the best tickling! It's time for my revenge! *hisss!*
• (Naked) You're absolutely incorrigible! You've tempted fate every time you've tickled me, and even now in my final form you don't hold back! Hahaha!
• (Naked) AAHH! Your hands are WARM! Stop this foolish poking and just please touch me kindly... There, that's better.
• (Naked) Ahahaaa! There's just no stopping you! You're relentless!

Sex Scene

1. Lustat takes you to your room, where she disrobes. There is an intense hunger in her eyes as she begins to kiss every inch of your body. She bites you, and you bite her back, and she gasps when your tongue slides delicately inside her. "Yes... I want you so bad..."
2. The sex is intense. Lustat grinds against you, brings your hands to her breasts, then to her throat. She dominates you, allows you to take control of her, and after hours of furious lovemaking she at last lays next to you with a knowing smile. "Hydrate quickly. I'm thirsty for more..."

Dates

• [Moonlight Stroll] Ahh, the Moon. My constant companion. By whose light I've ended a thousand lives. Good times!
• [Movie Theater] So cheesy! The way they make all the vampires sexy and interesting in movies. Go on a vampire dating app sometime, and let me know how many 'tickle your fancy'.
• [Sightseeing] I'm just as shocked as you. I hope they find whoever or whatever mangled that poor bird **HICCUP!** Umm... I'm a bad liar.
• [Beach] Okay, I'm not totally sure why you insisted on going in the sunlight, but I will admit there's a certain charm to the ocean by day.

Dialogue about Ayeka

• Ooooh - that yandere girl is SO CUTE! She's got her little knife, and her little bow! *squeal* I could just gobble her up!
• Fun fact - your yandere girlfriend likes to flirt with the forces of darkness. It's so precious.
• Killing in the name of passion... I can SO relate! I wonder if I could pull off the 'jealous rival' look...
• A girl tried to stab me with a knife, so I played along and let her bury me alive. Now I'm going to go spook her in the shower! Yay! What fun!
• It's taking an extraordinary amount of effort not to swoop in and drink that yandere's blood. I feel like she might be vulnerable... Poised to be attacked... But her blood is probably black and gunky. Yuck!
• Well, if I was that stabby girl, I would do things a little differently. But it'll be interesting to see if she gets her way at last...

Requirement Table

Relationship Level	Requirements				Completion Reward
	Affection	Requirement 2	Requirement 3	Requirement 4
Adversary	105,750	705 Rose	150 Donut	Lvl 15 Smart	0.44×
Nuisance	10,025,010	2,001 Donut	5,010 Fruit Basket	Lvl 21 Smart	0.66×
Frenemy	11,859,216,000	1,251 Tea Set	9,216 Cake	Lvl 27 Mysterious	0.88×
Acquaintance	4,049,680,414,895	120,600 Cute Puppy	6,880 Necklace	Lvl 30 Smart	1.10×
Friendzoned	10,149,750,939,658	9,750 New Car	Kracken Kracker (Slaying)	Lvl 35 Smart	1.32×
Awkward Besties	51,687,910,052,010	939,658 Cute Puppy	126 Moonlight Stroll	Lvl 41 Mysterious	1.54×
Crush	1,010,225,210,102,250	25 Enchanted Scarf	139 Beach	Lvl 51 Smart	1.76×
Sweetheart	9,429,876,014,092,780	10 Bewitched Jam	143 Sightseeing	Deity Destroyer (Slaying)	1.98×
Girlfriend	94,357,998,014,053,000	5 Mystic Slippers	153 Movie Theater	Lvl 60 Smart	2.20×
Lover	You did it!

Adversary	Req.s	105,750 Affection
		705 Rose
		150 Donut
		Lvl 15 Smart
	Reward	0.44×
Nuisance	Req.s	10,025,010 Affection
		2,001 Donut
		5,010 Fruit Basket
		Lvl 21 Smart
	Reward	0.66×
Frenemy	Req.s	11,859,216,000 Affection
		1,251 Tea Set
		9,216 Cake
		Lvl 27 Mysterious
	Reward	0.88×
Acquaintance	Req.s	4,049,680,414,895 Affection
		120,600 Cute Puppy
		6,880 Necklace
		Lvl 30 Smart
	Reward	1.10×
Friendzoned	Req.s	10,149,750,939,658 Affection
		9,750 New Car
		Kracken Kracker (Slaying)
		Lvl 35 Smart
	Reward	1.32×
Awkward Besties	Req.s	51,687,910,052,010 Affection
		939,658 Cute Puppy
		126 Moonlight Stroll
		Lvl 41 Mysterious
	Reward	1.54×
Crush	Req.s	1,010,225,210,102,250 Affection
		25 Enchanted Scarf
		139 Beach
		Lvl 51 Smart
	Reward	1.76×
Sweetheart	Req.s	9,429,876,014,092,780 Affection
		10 Bewitched Jam
		143 Sightseeing
		Deity Destroyer (Slaying)
	Reward	1.98×
Girlfriend	Req.s	94,357,998,014,053,000 Affection
		5 Mystic Slippers
		153 Movie Theater
		Lvl 60 Smart
	Reward	2.20×
Lover	You did it!

Trivia

• Lustat is meant as an erotic parody of Lestat de Lioncourt from Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles.
• Her comment "There was this one gal in the 90's..." is a shout-out to Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
• Her reference to a “sparkly vampire girlfriend" is a shout-out to Twilight.
• Her “Bat Gal” song is a reference to the 1966 Batman television show.
• She may be part succubus since she has horns and her name contains the word “lust”.
• Her “love triangle with a werewolf” line may be a reference to Twilight (love triangle between werewolf, human and vampire).
• She was born on a leap year.

Gallery

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