Mac

Mac is an exclusive guy that can be obtained from the Festival Event. He is the twenty-fifth (25th) guy in the game's main tab.

Dialogue List

First Meeting

You're searching for a safe place to dispose of a cursed picnic basket when you suddenly trip and fall into the thick, hairy arms of a handsome stranger!
It's a good thing he caught you. What if you'd dropped the basket? Picnic ants turning into boys for a change? And speaking of bugs, that brief embrace gave you butterflies!
SKADOOSH! Oh no, the sound of a magical explosion! You must have mistakenly switched picnic baskets in the meet-cute confusion...

Adversary

Pop-up Dialogue

Wh-what the heck? Did I just get turned into a bear... by a pic-a-nic basket? No way. It's too on the nose. I musta fallen asleep watching old kids cartoons with the nieces. Again!

Talk

I clearly gotta get more fiber in my diet If I'm dreaming of ordering bamboo rather than white truffle wagyu steak... Oh, who am I kidding. I'd rather dream about a greasy New York slice!
My nieces are gonna be so mad when I wake up. For a couple of kids who are constantly complaining I work too much, they sure do take offense when I actually rest... my eyes during family TV time.
Wait a second... If I already asleep, how come I wanna take a nap so bad right now? Just kidding, I'm a chef. Of course I'm tired even when I'm already asleep!
I've had plenty of dreams where I'm naked before, but this is a new take on the genre...
I should count myself lucky we weren't watching the cartoon with the cat 'n mouse beating the crap out of each other. Or the one with the coyote that has access to explosives. Unless... You aren't hiding a giant mallet behind your back, are you?

Poke

Now, how the heck did you now I had an itch that needed scratching? If it's all the same to you, though, I think I'd rather take care of it myself on that tree stump over there.

Gift

Well, It's really the thought that counts, and I can tell you're REALLY thoughtful!

Upgrade to Acquaintance

Okay, I've pinched myself several times now, and since pinching yourself with bear claws REALLY HURTS... I'm gonna have to accept that this is definitely real.
Funnily enough, I'm kinda relieved. I'd hate to wake up and find out the part where I bumped into you was all a dream.

Acquaintance

Pop-up Dialogue

I'm Mackenzie. Owner and proprietor of Big Mac's Food Truck. I'd shake your hand, but people already said I had a firm handshake before I had the strenght of bear. Also, I've been prepping hot peppers and haven't washed my paws yet.

Talk

Aw, man, my already substantial 3-in-1 hair and body wash budget is about to go through the roof, isn't it... And don't even get me started on the price of beard oil! Or should I say... BEAR oil?
Now that I'm a bear, can I get paid time off for hibernation? Do panda bears hibernate? On second tough, never mind... I'm self employed anyway.
As if wearing a hair and beard net wasn't dorky looking enough... Do they even MAKE "whole body" nets?
I've been brainstorming how to break the news to my sister and her kids. Wanna hear what I've got so far? Ahem. "Sis, girls, I've been turned into a panda. Yes, really. Would I BAMBOO-zle you?" ...No? I just tought a pun might soften the blow.
I'd just like to state for the record that I'm pretty sure when people call guys like me "bears" this isn't what they mean.

Poke

[Same as Adversary]

Gift

Hey, this is pretty slick! I hope you didn't pay too much for it.

Upgrade to Frenemy

Well butter my bear-butt and call me a biscuit. If I thought I had a tough time maneuvering in my teensy food truck kitchen before...
Say... cartoon logic is clearly your jam. I don't suppose you have a giant novelty can opener somewhere? We could use it to give the truck an aftermarket sunroof for me to stick my head out of!
[With 'Friend' picture] You insist on meeting Mac on his break for a relaxing, panda-paced walk. "Phew! I needed this. Hot kitchens and fur do NOT mix. Oops, sorry! I told myself no more bellyachin' about this bear thing!"

Frenemy

Pop-up Dialogue

Oh hey! I'm glad you're here. I'd love to hear your thoughts on a potential dessert special: bear paw donuts! Eh? Ehhhhhh?

Talk

[Same as Acquaintance]

Poke

[Same as Acquaintance]

Gift

[Same as Acquaintance]

Upgrade to Friendzone

I thought having a literal bear in the kitchen would be bad for business, but the food truck has never been more slammed! I shoulda known - so long as the food is good, people don't worry much about the chef.
To think, I used to be so afraid nobody'd eat a reformed juvie's food, I almost didn't buy this truck! It was my sister who taught me the people that matter don't mind, and the people that mind don't matter. I'm glad you're in column A.

Friendzone

Pop-up Dialogue

I was just about to head down to the community garden. Wanna come? I could really use your help. I'm great at hauling barrels of rainwater nowadays ‐ less so pulling out carrots without digging up a whole veggie patch.

Talk

Why does everyone I meet always expect me to YELL AT THEM ALL THE TIME? Is it because I'm a chef? Is it because I'm a bear? Either way, I feel like I communicate just fine using my normal inside voice...
Kids keep rolling up to the food truck looking for noodles and steamed dumplings instead of chicky nuggies! I'm open to menu changes, but I draw the line at offering free kung fu lessons with every kids meal!
I tried volunteering for that one wildlife charity with the panda mascot, but I must have gotten my acronyms mixed up. Turns out there's some other foundation where the W doesn't stand for wildlife... it stands for wrestling! No, I didn't keep the tights.
I guess my old mother - rest her soul - shoulda called me Roberto instead of Mackenzie. Get it? Ro-BEAR-to? Ha ha ha! Except then I'd go by "Bob", which kinda ruins the gag...
If I'm stuck panda-sized, there's no way I can keep working in a food truck. But what if I sold it and upgraded to a restaurant and archery range instead? We could call it "Eats, Shoots and Leaves"!
AHHH...CHOO! Aaahhh! I just about had a heart attack there! Ever since I turned into a panda I've been TERRIFIED of my own ultra loud sneezes! Is this how everyone else feels all the time?

Poke

[Same as Frenemy]

Gift

[Same as Frenemy]

Upgrade to Awkward Besties

Thanks for helping me "bear up" and finally go see my nieces. I missed them like crazy, but I couldn't help worrying... What if they saw me like this and I scared them? I can eat ghost peppers, but I'm not sure I can stomach that.
But then I realized, if a perfect stranger like you can see I'm more teddy than bear, of course my family would! And they did! Not only that, they were so comfy-cozy they both wound up taking a nap on top of my big furry belly!
[With "Kiss" picture] You're so happy for Mac you could kiss him. So you do! And with one touch of your lips, he transforms! ...Most of the way. "Well alrighty then! I was just adjusting to the idea of being a bear, but this is way better. I just hope you don't mind the reduction in body hair."

Awkward Besties

Pop-up Dialogue

How's it going, sport? You look like you could use something smothered in cheese. So what'll it be: meat, bread, bamboo, or pasta? And don't worry, I also have cashew cheeze if you're vegan!

Talk

So now I'm hearing there's an award-winning TV show about a chef who's a bear? You don't think they were inspired by little ole me, do you? Because if so, wow, those TV writers work fast!
Have you ever considered a job in hospitality? Because you sure have a talent for making people smile! Me especially, heh, so I guess I guess I'd be your first regular...
Well, it turns out my nieces are NOT happy I'm more padre than panda again. My sister called me up to tell me "Brother bear, you let them down!"
The pineapple on pizza debate is played out. I wanna know your thoughts on whether HONEY belongs on pizza!
Sure I'm glad I can fit in my food truck again, but I'm even more glad I have my hands back! Plating with paws is a real struggle. I couldn't get away with calling my dishes "desconstructed" forever!
What's your favorite comfort food? I wanna reinvent it as a gourmet, upscale dish and serve it as a date night special. I'm gonna call it "The Couples Plate"... Uh, because it comes in a double-portion, obviously!
Have you been messing around with the thermostat? Because I suddenly feel warmer now that you're around... But seriously, though... Have you? The eletricity bill doesn't pay itself, you know!
I'm definitely still part panda, 'cuz these bamboo cravings are not going away! Speaking of which... Try this new bamboo shoot curry poutine I added to the menu. I think it may be the exact sorta flavor fusion this place was missing!

Poke

Eheheheheh! Wait, watch it! I'm warning you now.... Keep this up and you're gonna make me snort! And there's no unhearing that one, trust me!

Gift

Aww, thanks. Now I feel bad I didn't get you anything.
You know what, I'm just gonna say it. This makes me wanna give you a big ol' bear hug!

Upgrade to Crush

Restaurants are full of folks with sad backstories, rough edges, mistakes they're still working to make right. Even when the rest of the world has written you off, there's always prep to do and dishes to wash.
Everybody deserves a second chance, and what better way to earn it than by taking care of people and making their day better? And then there's you, who just goes around making peoples' days better for the heck of it! Respect.

Crush

Pop-up Dialogue

Don't tell my regulars I said this but... Seeing you in this pickup window is the best part of my day, paws - er - hands down.

Talk

[Same as Awkward Besties]

Poke

[Same as Awkward Besties]

Gift

You know what, I'm just gonna say it. This makes me wanna give you a big ol' bear hug!

Upgrade to Sweetheart

Growing up I didn't always have the best role models. I looked up to the wrong people. I fell in the wrong crowd... It got me into more trouble than I'd like to admit. But I didn't just attend the school of hard knocks, I learned from it!
Now I know how to spot an actual good person in my life. The one who wants what's best for me. The one who make me happy. The one who... actually cares about me. I'm talking about you, by the way.

Sweetheart

Pop-up Dialogue

What's the heart equivalent of flavortown? Because that's where you're taking me!

Talk

[Same as Crush]

Poke

[Same as Crush]

Gift

[Same as Crush]

Upgrade to Boyfriend

You're kinda like a sous chef, you know that? Because we spend so much time together and I know you always have my back... Just like I'll always have yours.
Or I could just call myself your boyfriend. Yeah, that would be the more straightfoward and - more importantly - NORMAL way of putting it...

Boyfriend

Pop-up Dialogue

Oh good, you're here! I need you to taste test this new romantic recipe. But you have to let me feed this to you, that's a crucial part of the presentation!

Talk

I tried to whip you up some sensual chocolate lava cake, but I forgot that when it comes to baking, cooking with your heart may sound romantic, but following the recipe is still required. So how about some... hot pudding... instead?
I'm trying to come up with a dish that gives my customers the same type of feeling I get when I'm close to you. Now THAT would be the ultimate comfort food.
Let's cuddle. I know I'm not all bear anymore, but I promise I'm still plenty soft and fuzzy. Gimme a squeeze!
Cooking is definitely my love language, but pottery is a close second! By the way, I made you a mug, and then filled it with my homemade Parisian-style hot chocolate, topped with whipped cream, fresh honeycomb, and a dash of cinnamon.
Everyone's always talking about finding their "Dream Daddy" ... What about Dream Uncles? We have a lot to offer, too!

Poke

Oh, yeah? Now scratch your nails through my beard. That'll make me shiver guaranteed...

Gift

When it comes to picking out presents, you sure are... gifted! Haw haw haw!

Upgrade to Lover

I can't say that I ever felt like there was anything missing in my life. I was too busy being grateful things turrned out as good as they did for me, because that wasn't always a sure bet.
And then you showed up and I realized... life is like a recipe. Even when you technically got all the ingredients, adding that special unexpected something may still be what makes it sing. That's what you are to me.
[With "Transformation" picture] Mac gestures sheepishly to the twelve-course dinner he's prepared for you. "I wanted to whip you up something to show my appreciation, but I got carried away... Or maybe this is actually an 'I love you' meal." You kiss him so hungrily you barely notice the sparkles in the air as he transforms.
[With Lover picture] "Just a little something to whet your appetite before the main course. Bon appétit!" - Mac

Sex Scene

Mac gestures sheepishly to the twelve-course dinner he's prepared for you. "I wanted to whip you up something to show my appreciation, but I got carried away... Or maybe this is actually an 'I love you' meal?" You kiss him hungrily, and with his hardness pressed against you, you barely notice the sparkles in the air as he transforms.
"I'd clear off the table and make love to you right here, but I spent a lot of time on this food, so..." Mac tosses you onto the couch. His naked body covers yours perfectly, his weight on top of you making you feel safe and secure... But mostly it's VERY sexy.
He's no panda in bed. His lovemaking is the opposite of shy, and there's nothing slow or sleepy about the way he movis his body. He is a great cuddler once you've both had your fill. "Ready for dessert?" he asks, laughting and panting. Is it an innuendo? Only one way to find out...

Lover

Pop-up Dialogue

Hang on! I have an apron just for this occasion. One second... Where did it go...? Oh whatever, just come over here and kiss the cook!

Talk

[Same as Boyfriend]

Poke

[Same as Boyfriend]

Gift

When it comes to picking out presents, you sure are... gifted! Haw haw haw!
This is better than new kitchen equipment! And trust me, I don't say that lightly!

Upgrade to Max Lover

There's... something I've been wanting to say to you. But I'm having a hard time working out how to phrase it. I feel like I should be making some grand, poetic declaration, but that's just not me.
I like a beautiful homemade pasta served family style, not tiny little plates of compressed-sous-vide-this and spherical-foam-that. So I'll skip the fancy flourishes, and just say it with my whole heart: I love you.

Max Lover (Lover+)

Pop-up Dialogue

The fair's in town! You wanna go? Fair - heh - warning, though: if anyone calls me big n' strong and says I oughta be able to win my sweetheart a prize, my wallet's toast. No matter what it costs, I'm not letting you leave without a giant stuffy!
Hey there! I was just thinking about you. All good things! Well, actually, a few kinda naughty things...
Don't tell me... You can't BEAR to be apart from me any longer.
I'm sorry, I gotta do it. I gotta give you a BIG SQUEEZE right this second! Bear hugs and back pats incoming!
I got something for ya! It's a kiss! Mwah! Oh, and I also made you this hot honey grilled cheese sandwich on fresh sourdough.
(Naked) Ope! Looks like you caught me BEAR naked!
(Naked) Hey. We're all alone... We can get away with doing just about anything. You wanna... roughhouse? I'll go easy on you, promise.
(Naked) Hey there... How about I close the pickup window of the food truck and give you a little... "private service"?

Talk

My nieces told me there was a kidnapping at their school! I asked if they were scared and they said, "A bit, but the teacher woke him up before he missed recess!" *sniff* I'm so proud...
When it comes to wooing their lovers, some guys compose a song. Others compose a sonnet. I compose a... sandwich? A soup and salad special? Dangit, why aren't there more romantic S words in cooking? That coulda been so smooth!
Are you a dish served under a cloche at a molecular gastronomy joint? Because you're an absolute smokeshow! Just a bit of chef humor for ya.
I've done it! I've finally perfected my recipe for Mac's Famous Mac and Cheese. And it's all thanks to you - if not for your hotness, I'd have never thought to add ground habanero seeds to the flour in my roux!
Cooking is my life's calling, but family is my reason for living. That includes you now, by the way.
I need to come up with some one-bite dishes for the Taste of the City event that's coming up. If only there was a way I could put you on my menu, because you are one yummy mouthful!
I'm "bear-y" into you. I can "bear-ly" focus on my work when you're not around. Okay, now I'm done "bear-ing" my soul... I hope you don't think I'm "un-bear-ably" cheesy! Ha! New pun record! Nailed it!
Former juvenile delinquents make the best uncles. Cuz we get it: it's fun to get into trouble sometimes! But we also know from experience when we're TOO deep into trouble. Luckily, my nieces are satisfied just being allowed to swear.
Let's make like a saucier and mix things up... You be the big spoon tonight! No, no, I changed my mind, that's too weird.
So... no pressure, but my nieces really wanna meet you. In fact, one of them threatened to hold their breath until I brought you around. Yeah, I may have been talking you up to the rest of my family... A lot...
Mmm. I love the way you fit in my arms. I just wanna curl around you and protect you from the world. And give you snacks and buttpats, of course.
I was planning on taking you on a date to the aquarium, but I changed my mind last minute. I just couldn't shake the feeling there was something fishy about that place...
I never asked: are you the "pick me up and twirl me" type? Because I've got a craving to do just that, and you look like you'll fit right in these hands...
(Naked) What would make your belly flutter? If I picked you up? Pinned you down? Held you in my arms? Or kissed you tenderly...?
(Naked) I know I look burly, but that doesn't mean I'm not gentle where it counts. Why don't you come lay next to me, and I'll give you a demonstration?
(Naked) Grrr... I may not be a bear anymore, but something about you still makes me wanna growwwl...
(Naked) I know what you're thinking... "This guy is a fraud! He calls himself a chef, and yet he doesn't have a single tattoo!" Well, I'll have you know that just because I'm fearless around sharp knives doesn't mean I'm not scared of needles!
(Naked) I can tell just by looking at you that you taste better than anything on my menu. But the proof of the pudding is in the eating, so let's do a taste test. We can start with your earlobes then work our way down.
(Naked) I'm better with food than with words. What kinda hand-pressed burger says "You look hot today, let's make sweet, sweaty love"?
(Naked) I just worked a double shift and I'm wiped... How about tonight, you're on top?
(Naked) There's an itch on my back I can't reach... And I can't bear it anymore! Can you help a guy out? Please scratch my back? And maybe... give my butt a squeeze while you're back there?
(Naked) People think because I'm a big guy, I must like food... you know... in bed. But I gotta be honest, I'd rather leave the whipped cream and chocolate sauce on sundaes where they belong. Sticky chest hair is the opposite of appetizing.

Poke

Alright, you're askin' for it now. One, two, three, four, I declare a TICKLE WAR! Yaaarrr!
Eeek! Nooo! You've found it, the spot that makes me go all high pitched and squeaky! You must never reveal this information to ANYBODY.
Ahahahahaa! No fair! You ambushed me! You gotta come at me from the front; shoulders this broad make for big blind spots!
(Naked) Hahahaha! Okay, okay, you got me! Listen, if you wanted to canoodle you don't have to play coy and tickle me. You can just grab ass or pec or whatever, whenever! In fact, why don't you give my upper arms a squeeze?
(Naked) Alright, my turn! You want it sweet? ...Or spicy?
(Naked) Hey! Watch the chest hair! Unless you meant to tug it like that...?
(Naked) Oh yeahhhhh... How did you know I was dying for a body rub today?

Gift

What a gift! You know, I always say there's no present like your presence, but this is a close second for sure!
Alright, come on, where's the nearest kitchen? I'm making you dinner to thank you for this one. Right now. Let's go.
For me? Really? Oh man... This is so... So sweet... I... *sniff* Sorry about that, I was cutting onions... awhile ago.
[Boxers] After a long, tough day, is there anything better than getting home and stripping down? Oh yeah, a stripped-down snuggle with someone you love. C'mere, you!
[Birthday Suit] Yes, Chef! All prepped for nekkid activities. Just need to wash my hands!
[Spooky Outfit] The forest ranger badge might be a prop, but the pic-a-nic basket sure as heck isn't! Check it out! I didn't know whether you prefered salty or sweet Halloween treats, so i packed salted caramel apples.
[Butler Outfit] This penguin suit's a little too high in the collar. Mind loosening my tie for me, love? And then I'll get us both some tiny sandwiches to nibble on.
[Kigurumi Outfit] Wow, putting this on put me right back into "panda-mode"! That case of potatoes can wait until later for me to peel them. Let's go take a nap!
[Masquerade Outfit] Alright, at first I felt a little out of place, but then I caught a look at myself in the mirror and I gotta admit, I clean up pretty good! Let's get a dance in before I inevitably spill something on myself.
[Summer Outfit] Why does everyone expect me to show up in socks and sandals? Sweaty toes are no bueno!
[RPG Outfit] Stand behind me, lover! I will keep you safe!
[Kimono Outfit] I didn't know they made kimonos in big n' tall sizes. How do I look? It feels a little tight across the back... But if you like it, I like it!
[Pirate Outfit] Yarr, how do ye like your oranges, matey? In a marmalade cake, a duck sause, a mixed drink? Or how about all three? Ohhhh, we could do a scurvy-proof tasting menu!

Upgrade to Lover+ (Endless)

I'm so glad my restaurant's on wheels.
Because wherever life takes you next, I'm with you. And I'm bringing the food!

Date Dialogue

Animal Version (Adversary to Friendzone)

[Dinner] Amuse-bouche? Bamboo. Appetizer? Bamboo. Soup course? Bamboo. Entree? Bamboo. Dessert? Bamboo... with edible gold flake and Belgian chocolate ganache. Five stars!
[Boat Ride] Thanks for getting me out of the kitchen. I can't remember the last time I felt so relaxed - I forgot all about my worries and my strife!
[Coaster] I'm so glad they were able to get the safety restraint over my shoulders! That ride was totally worth the bruising!
[Carnival] Okay, so maybe I fibbed about all pandas knowing kung fu... But those sketchy animatronics don't know that! And they didn't try anything funny, so I'd say my bluff worked out!

Hybrid/Human Version (Awkward Besties to Lover)

[Dinner] I don't normally go for frou frou fine dining, but that was delicious! In the words of a chef far more famous and grumpy than me, "Finally, some real flippin' food." Okay... He didn't say "flip", but I didn't wanna to [sic] ruin the romantic date by swearing!
[Boat Ride] Was the picnic lunch a little too much? At least I didn't go with the first idea - which was bringing an entire charcuterie on board! Get it? Charcuterie? On board?
[Coaster] Thanks for giving in and taking my sweater. I know you said you weren't cold, but the roller coaster was pret-ty breezy, and I caught you shivering once already!
[Carnival] Sorry for passing out on you back there. That ride just reminded me of those Let’s Play videos my nieces are always watching. I'm so old and out of touch, those things always put me right to sleep!

Unlocked at Lover Level

[Masquerade] You make a great dance partner, you know that? You almost made up for my two left paws - er, feet!

Dialogue About Cole

I just had a customer write "Go extinct already" on the tip line of their bill! Well, too bad, so sad, because the food truck fad is here to stay!
Somebody left a review saying I don't honor customers' dietary restrictions! Now, even the greatest chefs can't make 100% of the people happy 100% of the time - but I draw the line at slander! Vegan, gluten-free, no cilantro... You name it, I'll make it!
Now I'm mad. Switching my salt and sugar is one thing... I'll even let disconnecting my propone tank during lunch rush slide. But you do NOT mess with a chef's knives! Whoever switched mine out for butter knives is dead meat!
Somebody better warn that guy... I may look soft, but I'm tough, too! And I have the burn scars to prove it!
I make it a point to welcome everyone - even if you can't pay, I'll hook you up with a hot meal - but I sure wish that one guy lurking around would order something and clear off already. He's creeping out my regulars!
Who put a potato in my truck's tail pipe? I want to thank them for giving me the idea to make smoked frites!

Requirement Table

Relationship Level	Requirements Needed				Prestige Multiplier Reward
Relationship Level	Affection	Requirement 2	Requirement 3	Requirement 4	Prestige Multiplier Reward
Adversary	1,000,000 Affection	Lvl 25 Passionate	10,001 Scratchers	100 Dinner Dates	0.17×
Acquaintance	3,030,303 Affection	Lvl 27 Caring	20,000 Toys	200 Boat Ride Dates	0.34×
Frenemy	40,404,040 Affection	Lvl 31 Disciplined	30,000 Lasers	300 Coaster Dates	0.51×
Friendzone	312,312,312 Affection	Lvl 38 Guts	40,000 Tree	400 Carnival Dates	0.68×
Awkward besties	401,402,403,404 Affection	Lvl 45 Outgoing	Lvl 49 Gamer	500 Dinner Dates	0.85×
Crush	709,708,707,706 Affection	Lvl 50 Observant	70 Sun Glasses	600 Boat Ride Dates	1.02×
Sweetheart	987,654,321,000 Affection	Lvl 54 Disciplined	80 Encyclopedias	700 Coaster Dates	1.19×
Boyfriend	23,808,808,808,808 Affection	Lvl 63 Creative	Lvl 65 Guts	800 Carnival Dates	1.36×
Lover	400,000,000,000,000 Affection	Lvl 69 Gamer	6,000x Reset Boost	900 Masquerade Dates	1.53×
Lover+ 1	7,227,444,942,215,664 Affection	1,500 Laptops	1,181 Masquerade Dates	Cappuccino Captain (Coffee Barista)	1.70×

Trivia

His full name is Mackenzie.
When going on a Dinner date as Awkward Besties of higher, Mac will mis-quote a certain famous and grumpy chef, that being Chef Gordon Ramsay.
- He, in fact, didn't say "flip" nor "real" The exact quote is: "Finally, some good fucking food." ^[2]
He stands at 6'4", making him the same height as Kelby and ranking as the 5th tallest man in Blush Blush.
In the first meeting scene, the narration uses the word “SKADOOSH,” a catchphrase popularized by Jack Black’s character Po in the Kung Fu Panda film franchise.^[3]