Moonbeam
Appearance
Moonbeam is an event girl in Crush Crush, obtainable via the High Fantasy Event or the Ticket Booth. She was part of the voting event for the first High Fantasy Event, competing against Zugorra. She is the eighty-fourth (84th) addition to the main list.
You encounter her when you accidentally burn the tapestry that is cursed to hold her.
Personality
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Dialogue List
[edit | edit source]First Meeting
[edit | edit source]- You decide to inspect the freshly renovated royal castle-themed West Wing of your mansion, using a candle to light your way so you don't spoil the vibes.
- Alas, as you pass by one of the new-to-you decorative hanging tapestries, you get a little TOO close. Candle + tapestry = FIRE! And smoke! And... magic sparkles?
- Priceless antique - and medieval curse - CRUSHED!
- A slightly singed unicorn girl emerges from the flames and stumbles into your arms! "O-oh! Wh-what's happened? Where am I? WHAT am I? I feel faint..."
Adversary
- You must be my rescuer! Pure of heart and true of spirit, trained for the trial by a great wizard - no? The chosen one, fulfilling an ancient prophecy? How about sent on your quest by a wise and fair king? Umm... that's all I got.
Sorry
[edit | edit source]- What have you done?! Freed me, but at what cost? Oh, the fates... Have I displeased them so, that they would condemn me to such a hideous, misshapen form?
- I keep getting the urge to flee the forest, then I remember that burning smell is me. I don't suppose you have any perfume I can use? I normally like morning dew from the petal of a rose, though right now I'd settle for a daisy or dandelion!
- Thank you for allowing me to lean upon you. I swear, I'm normally such a graceful creature... I suppose it's true what the animal folk say: "Four legs good, two legs bad." Um... no offense.
- The hills... They used to be alive with the sound of music. Now all I hear is chainsaws that go *brrr*. I don't think that counts as a song...
Gift
[edit | edit source]- Do you... want me to hold onto this? Well, I suppose... Since I have hands now. That is what they're for... Or so I've heard...
Poke
[edit | edit source]- Oh, um... Part of the reason unicorns are so reclusive is because we're a bit... touchy... about being touched. Did you not know that? Sorry...
Upgrade to Nuisance
[edit | edit source]- My name... Oh. I remember, now. The gentle creatures of the forest... My dear friends... They called me Moonbeam.
- They said it was because my very steps blessed the ground with nature's light most pure. Honestly, though? I didn't think it was that big of a deal...
You unlocked Moonbeam!
Nuisance
- I am... Or at least I was... A unicorn. Now? I'm not so sure what I am. Other than grateful for you, of course.
Sorry
[edit | edit source]- The hills... They used to be alive with the sound of music. Now all I hear is chainsaws that go *brrr*. I don't think that counts as a song...
- I was born from the tears of a star, fallen to earth on a midsummer's night... and when I first opened my eyes, I saw the kindly face of the moon smiling down at me. You remind me so much of that.
- Good and kindly rescuer, please find it in your heart to forgive me for swooning... It's been A Day.
- I've been reading an interesting book about edible flowers. At first I was surprised that humans would need such a tome... But then I tried eating grass with this new stomach. Oof.
- I just saw someone carve their initials in a tree! That sort of disrespect for the forest makes me so... so... ANGRY! In fact, cover your ears because I'm about to say a swear! Fffffffff... IDDLESTICKS! ...Sorry about that.
Gift
[edit | edit source]- Do you... want me to hold onto this? Well, I suppose... Since I have hands now. That is what they're for... Or so I've heard...
Poke
[edit | edit source]- Eeek! You startled me! ...Wait, what was that sound I just made? Is that how humans whinny? I'm not sure I'm a fan...
Upgrade to Frenemy
[edit | edit source]- I'm starting to become more acquainted with this new form, but I do have some lingering questions. Like, I noticed I kept my horn, but not my tail? How am I supposed to shoo away annoying insects now?
- I know I should be more gracious with all of nature's creatures, but have you ever actually listened to a butterfly? Yap, yap, yap... Like, get to the point!
Moonbeam is your Frenemy!
Frenemy
- Do you mind terribly if I follow you around? Like, all the time? It would seem I am now literally "just a girl".
Sorry
[edit | edit source]- I've been reading an interesting book about edible flowers. At first I was surprised that humans would need such a tome... But then I tried eating grass with this new stomach. Oof.
- I just saw someone carve their initials in a tree! That sort of disrespect for the forest makes me so... so... ANGRY! In fact, cover your ears because I'm about to say a swear! Fffffffff... IDDLESTICKS! ...Sorry about that.
- I tried wearing that garment you call "socks" today, but um... No thank you. That infernal seam upon the toes torments me to tears! How can you bear it?
- Where, praytell, is the nearest meadow? I so long to frolic amongst the clover!
- So, um, what do you do for fun? (Please don't say something awful, like... like... tree punching!)
- I've heard tales of men transformed into beasts, turned human again by true love's kiss. Do you think that same magic might work on me in reverse? Just the thought of it is so romantic, it makes me want to blush and blush!
- To think, I used to wish so fervently that I'd been born a pegasus, able to take to the air and gallop among the clouds! Now I only long for my own four legs, and to canter in ordinary old grass. Forsooth, at this point I'd be thankful to take a trot through mud!
Gift
[edit | edit source]- At first, the human custom of exchanging gifts was perplexing, since unicorns have no concept of ownership... but I think I'm starting to wrap my mind around it! Thank you for helping me practice!
Poke
[edit | edit source]- Eeek! You startled me! ...Wait, what was that sound I just made? Is that how humans whinny? I'm not sure I'm a fan...
Upgrade to Acquaintance
[edit | edit source]- So much has changed since I was trapped in that tapestry. Humans went from dumping buckets of filth in the street to obsessively sorting their rubbish... And yet some still spit their chewing gum in the street?
- It smells better, at least, so I suppose it's two steps forward, one step back? Except that step back winds up getting stuck to the bottom of my feet... Yuck!
Moonbeam is ever so pleased to make your Acquaintance!
Acquaintance
- Will you help me work on my two-legged walking today? I've been practicing on my own, but the pillows I've tied to my bottom only do so much to prevent bruises...
Talk
[edit | edit source]- So, um, what do you do for fun? (Please don't say something awful, like... like... tree punching!)
- I've heard tales of men transformed into beasts, turned human again by true love's kiss. Do you think that same magic might work on me in reverse? Just the thought of it is so romantic, it makes me want to blush and blush!
- To think, I used to wish so fervently that I'd been born a pegasus, able to take to the air and gallop among the clouds! Now I only long for my own four legs, and to canter in ordinary old grass. Forsooth, at this point I'd be thankful to take a trot through mud!
- I've been meeting all my new neighbors. So far I've stopped by to call on the pigeons, the rats, the alley cats... Oh! And the raccoons, of course! They're so friendly, I have barely any scratches all over my face!
- I do love how you make me laugh. Of course, when I was a unicorn, my laugh sounded like the tinkling of tiny bells. Now it's more like "heeheeheehee *snort*" - which is magical and charming in its own way... I hope?
Gift
[edit | edit source]- At first, the human custom of exchanging gifts was perplexing, since unicorns have no concept of ownership... but I think I'm starting to wrap my mind around it! Thank you for helping me practice!
Poke
[edit | edit source]- Hehehe! You keep sneaking up on me! You're lucky I've come to like it! And that I don't have hooves anymore to reflexively kick you with!
Upgrade to Friendzoned
[edit | edit source]- I purchased an elixir from the local apothecary: a so-called "unicorn frappe". At first I was encouraged by its color - it's like nothing found in nature, so surely it must be magic! But alas...
- As you can see, it didn't work to cure my "condition"... However, I do seem to be experiencing a side effect called a "sugar rush". Can you take me somewhere I can gallop around in circles until I collapse?
Moonbeam has allowed you into her Friendzone!
Friendzoned
- Well met, my traveler! I am craving some air. Would you care to promenade with me through a fragrant rose garden, or perhaps that much-traversed common land you call the "dog park"?
Talk
[edit | edit source]- I remember admiring the maidens of old as they toiled over their needlework, pricking their fingers to produce such beauty. I decided I would try my hand at it - now that I have hands. So I made you this. It says, um, "Bless this hot mess."
- If you're having a bad day, have you tried adding a touch of whimsy? Here, let me whip you up a flower crown real quick.
- I made a visit to your castle's spa. Lady Nina was most accommodating. Although... I did at first think she tricked me into the infamous Swamp of Sadness. But nay - t'was a mud bath! My skin is glowing!
- Not to be a diva, but why is the marshmallow cereal spokesman a leprechaun? So what... We unicorns are good enough to BE a lucky charm, but not to star in the commercials?
- Since I'm human - for now, I mean - I've been trying to embrace your customs... by practicing answering the telephonic device! What do you think of this? "Moonbeam the Unicorn, what's your favorite flower?"
- I know I'm much better at walking "on my own two feet" now, but can I maybe put my arm in yours for a little bit? Just for old time's sake?
Gift
[edit | edit source]- Ohhh, another trinket! It's a good thing you're so pure of heart... Otherwise I might start to worry you were planning on locking me away in some tower where I'd have need of amusements, heehee!
Poke
[edit | edit source]- Hehehe! You keep sneaking up on me! You're lucky I've come to like it! And that I don't have hooves anymore to reflexively kick you with!
Upgrade to Awkward Besties
[edit | edit source]- You must be royalty, to live in such a grand estate, and to be waited upon by such a sizeable court... Although I cannot say I have ever heard ladies in waiting called "gee effs" before.
- Yours seem to REALLY like you, too. I don't think a single solitary one of them is plotting your demise! Not that I'm surprised - I've grown quite fond of you, myself!
Moonbeam is your Awkward Bestie!
Awkward Besties
- There you are! I have the most wonderful discovery to share with you! It's this exotic new flavor that delights the tongue in ways I have never experienced - I believe the merchant called it... "van...nilla"? Have you heard of it?
Talk
[edit | edit source]- Not to be a diva, but why is the marshmallow cereal spokesman a leprechaun? So what... We unicorns are good enough to BE a lucky charm, but not to star in the commercials?
- Since I'm human - for now, I mean - I've been trying to embrace your customs... by practicing answering the telephonic device! What do you think of this? "Moonbeam the Unicorn, what's your favorite flower?"
- I know I'm much better at walking "on my own two feet" now, but can I maybe put my arm in yours for a little bit? Just for old time's sake?
- I tried to sign up for the compendium of humanity they call the Book of Faces, but they denied me entry! They said I had to use my "real name"... But Lady Moonbeam Celestia-Glittersparkle is my real name!
- There is one benefit to being human: I no longer have to worry about strangers trying to ride me! Okay, seriously, why does everyone snicker when I say that?
- In my forest, I often found myself with an entourage of songbirds, but since I started hanging out by that pond in the park, it's mostly geese. Turns out they're quite protective of me. Ferociously so. Maybe don't get too close for now.
- Back when I was a unicorn, I mostly waited around in my forest for the pure of heart to... wander in, I guess? Not the most efficient way to meet people. But you seem to do pretty well! Any tips?
Gift
[edit | edit source]- Ohhh, another trinket! It's a good thing you're so pure of heart... Otherwise I might start to worry you were planning on locking me away in some tower where I'd have need of amusements, heehee!
Poke
[edit | edit source]- Hehehe! You keep sneaking up on me! You're lucky I've come to like it! And that I don't have hooves anymore to reflexively kick you with!
- You knavish little-! If you're so keen to touch me, can you braid my mane? And decorate it with wildflowers? I've saved a BUNCH of inspiration on Pindifferent!
Upgrade to Crush
[edit | edit source]- I'm starting to worry my anguish about this human form may have come across a bit... prejudiced. Which couldn't be farther from the truth! Some of my best friends are human! Well, um, YOU'RE my best friend, and YOU'RE human...
- What I mean is: sure, it can be distressing to look in a mirror and see this figure reflected, but that doesn't mean I find looking at YOU distressing! In fact, I daresay looking at you is rather pleasing! ...I'm gonna stop talking now.
Moonbeam has a Crush on you!
Crush
- I've missed you! Tell me, did you cross paths with any little birds since we last spoke? I want all the details!
Talk
[edit | edit source]- I can feel this body dying all around me! By which I mean, I "hit the gym" yesterday and totally overdid it...
- I thought I was getting so much better at keeping my balance on two legs... but lately, whenever you're around, I go weak in the knees! What's up with that?
- Unicorns are solitary and shy, not skittish! That's horses. But you may still talk to me in low, hushed tones... It's not "horse whispering", okay? It's ASMR!
- I needed to fill a few spare minutes this afternoon, so I taught myself to bake! I think I may have mistaken "flour" for "flowers" though... oops. You'll still try a bite though, won't you?
- I learned of a divination spell to determine whether a person loves you. I was going to try it out on... someone... but then I found out it requires its caster to pluck the petals from an innocent flower! Such gratuitous violence!
- Sorry to trouble you, but is it... normal for humans to flush hot in the face, causing their cheeks to appear mottled and red? Because it keeps happening to me! When I look into your eyes, mostly. Gasp! It's not a contagion, is it?!
Gift
[edit | edit source]- How wonderful! Now to figure out how I can best share it with all of my animal friends!
Poke
[edit | edit source]- Hehehe! You keep sneaking up on me! You're lucky I've come to like it! And that I don't have hooves anymore to reflexively kick you with!
- You knavish little-! If you're so keen to touch me, can you braid my mane? And decorate it with wildflowers? I've saved a BUNCH of inspiration on Pindifferent!
Upgrade to Sweetheart
[edit | edit source]- I think you might be a bit of a bad influence on me, rescuer. Oh, but please don't take that the wrong way! There is nothing in your nature to hint that any part of you is rotten - I wouldn't even compare you to an apple with a bruise!
- And yet... the more time I spend in your presence, the more I'm left to wonder about the integrity of my own inner apple. Why, sometimes I even feel jealous when someone else makes you laugh! Sorry, not sorry!
Moonbeam is your Sweetheart!
Sweetheart
- Oh! We kissed and, um, nothing happened! I didn't even turn part way back into a unicorn? Maybe because that kiss was more of a "sweet peck" than a "true love makeout"? But it's okay. I'm not disappointed. We can always try again later!
Flirt
[edit | edit source]- I needed to fill a few spare minutes this afternoon, so I taught myself to bake! I think I may have mistaken "flour" for "flowers" though... oops. You'll still try a bite though, won't you?
- I learned of a divination spell to determine whether a person loves you. I was going to try it out on... someone... but then I found out it requires its caster to pluck the petals from an innocent flower! Such gratuitous violence!
- Sorry to trouble you, but is it... normal for humans to flush hot in the face, causing their cheeks to appear mottled and red? Because it keeps happening to me! When I look into your eyes, mostly. Gasp! It's not a contagion, is it?!
- I fear I have not said it enough, but your companionship has truly been a balm during these - what's that poetic human turn of phrase? Ah, yes... During these "unprecedented times".
- Being a human's not all bad. How could I hug you without arms? And forget about cuddling on the couch - unicorns don't fits OR sits! I do wish I could still munch on grass wherever and whenever I get hungry, though. Meal planning's such a chore!
- I love to lie in an open field, look at the clouds, and wonder whether it be magic or a trick of the mind that causes them to appear as bunnies and lambs. 'Tis odd, now when I look at them, all I see is you!
Gift
[edit | edit source]- How wonderful! Now to figure out how I can best share it with all of my animal friends!
Poke
[edit | edit source]- You knavish little-! If you're so keen to touch me, can you braid my mane? And decorate it with wildflowers? I've saved a BUNCH of inspiration on Pindifferent!
- You better be careful, I'm finally practiced enough with how these finger things move that I'm pretty sure I can tickle you back!
Upgrade to Girlfriend
[edit | edit source]- I often wondered at the human phrase, "a blessing and a curse." After all, we unicorns are embodiments of purity. The idea of good and evil coexisting is as foreign to our nature as a bridle and a saddle.
- But I finally understand: if not for my curse, I'd have never had the blessing of knowing you! Now I'm left wondering: what else was I missing out on? I can't wait for you to show me!
Moonbeam is your Girlfriend!
Girlfriend
- Would you like to try a couples activity with me? I thought we could each go into a different part of the forest, where we'd spontaneously break into separate songs that somehow, through the magic of editing, miraculously become a duet!
Flirt
[edit | edit source]- I fear I have not said it enough, but your companionship has truly been a balm during these - what's that poetic human turn of phrase? Ah, yes... During these "unprecedented times".
- Being a human's not all bad. How could I hug you without arms? And forget about cuddling on the couch - unicorns don't fits OR sits! I do wish I could still munch on grass wherever and whenever I get hungry, though. Meal planning's such a chore!
- I love to lie in an open field, look at the clouds, and wonder whether it be magic or a trick of the mind that causes them to appear as bunnies and lambs. 'Tis odd, now when I look at them, all I see is you!
- Even in this body, some part of me must have remained unicorn... Why else would I be so drawn to your purity of heart?
- I should let you know... The flora and fauna of a unicorn's forest never age. If that magic still lingers, your consorts can probably skip their pricey ten-step skincare routines!
Gift
[edit | edit source]- The delights with you never cease: I could compare you to one of those remarkable newfangled "pop-up books"! Oohhh, can you find me one of those, as well? I-if it's not too much to ask?
Poke
[edit | edit source]- You knavish little-! If you're so keen to touch me, can you braid my mane? And decorate it with wildflowers? I've saved a BUNCH of inspiration on Pindifferent!
- You better be careful, I'm finally practiced enough with how these finger things move that I'm pretty sure I can tickle you back!
Upgrade to Lover
[edit | edit source]- I can't believe I'm saying this but... I've changed my mind! I still long to share true love's kiss with you, but I don't care one whit if it doesn't bring with it powers of transformation!
- Knowing you has been transformation enough, and besides: this body goes with yours WAY better. So let's kiss for its own sake, from now until happily ever after! Mwah!
Moonbeam Loves you!
Lover
- Sweeting! How fare ye on this fine day? Of course, it wasn't so fine for me earlier when I ordered a sandwich and they didn't have fresh honeysuckle flowers, so I had to have honey MUSTARD instead... But it's better now that you're here!
- I'm so glad you're here! I picked a bouquet of SOOO many dandelions!
- Aren't you a sight for sore eyes? Literally... I forgot this frail, human form is not made for such things as "gazing wistfully at the sun"...
- I heard this new poem today that reminded me of you! Now, stop me if you've heard it before, but I think it starts with something along the lines of, "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day..."
- Can we try something new today, sweeting? There are just so many things that humans do which I've yet to experience! For starters, tell me: what is "cosplay?"
- Praytell, did you find yourself on the good end of a fairy godmother's wand on your way here? It's just... You look like you're glowing!
- (Naked) Methinks we need a bit of privacy. Shall I take you somewhere a little more... secluded? Because I know a spot... It's a sun-dappled forest clearing!
- (Naked) What say you we play a little game? I could be a mythic maiden of the forest, and you could be the brave adventurer who came upon me bathing in a sunlit spring... But of course, you'd never be so lucky if I didn't WANT to be found...
- (Naked) I'm so glad you're here, sweeting! I've just been thinking... in amongst all this rush to embrace my newfound humanity, I've rather neglected the animal in me... Perhaps you could help with that?
Seduce
[edit | edit source]- Even in this body, some part of me must have remained unicorn... Why else would I be so drawn to your purity of heart?
- I should let you know... The flora and fauna of a unicorn's forest never age. If that magic still lingers, your consorts can probably skip their pricey ten-step skincare routines!
- I'm so relieved my horn doesn't get in the way when we kiss! I think it's my best feature, but I'd wish it away in a mouse's heartbeat if it kept me from smooching you!
- You are so kind and thoughtful, I could mistake YOU for a unicorn! Oh my, that came out a little vain! Does that mean...? Am I...? Squee! I think I'm beginning to develop faults just like a real human! How fun!
- Do you think, now that I'm human, I'll begin to age like a mortal? The idea frightened me at first, but... it might be fun growing old with you! In fact, I think we'll look very cute with wrinkles and knobby knees. Teehee!
- I've come to terms with my new body, but I do still miss the freedom of feeling the wind in my mane as I galloped across open fields. So I rented us e-scooters! Whee!
- They're a little bit more breakable than I'd prefer, but I do like having fingers. Kind of hard to run one's hooves through a lover's hair, you know?
- I feel an odd affinity with your consort, Iro. Don't ask me why - other than our shared love for you, I daresay she and I are not alike at all. And yet... she feels like kin, somehow! So random!
- Who came up with that awful story about unicorn blood granting eternal youth? Just protect yourself from the sun, avoid unnecessary stress, and stay hydrated! Enough with the magical thinking!
- I came to the aid of many a mortal in days of old, among them the gentlest maidens and most gallant of knights. But you're definitely my favorite.
- I met a dog today! He was a good dog. Mind you, all dogs are good dogs, but I would never tell him that! Even if his kind heart gave him cause to agree, he still deserves to feel special, don't you think?
- What a day! I discovered this place called "the library" and you won't believe what happened... They just GAVE me a book, trusting me on my honor that I would return it two weeks hence! I knew there was still good in the world!
- Being a human is such a relief! Unicorns are so perfect and unsullied. Sometimes I just want a sugary drink that turns my mouth blue and a salty snack that turns my fingers orange. I think they call that "girl dinner"!
- Will you rub my feet? I took a trip to an amusement park to see the miniature fairytale castle and it wound up being a LOT of walking! I'll say one thing for my dainty cloven hooves: even on long quests, they never got this sore...
- Well, I've had a go at dancing, sketching, and meditation... Do you have any other hobbies I can try? Oh! I heard someone mention you dabble in a bit of "brooding"... What does that entail?
- I have an idea! How about you brush my hair while I sing to you? It'll be magical! But of course, time spent bonding always is!
- Do you know any High Elves? I've been binging these things called "fantasy movies" whenever I feel heartsick for the good old days, and w-o-w! Elven women are so elegant and poised... but also a little bit crazy? I'm obsessed!
- If it was my fate to fall in love with a human, then I'm so glad that human was you. I feel like every time you hear about a unicorn/human mixed relationship, it's always some gloomy, doomed affair, shadowed by death... but we have fun!
- Phew! Sorry... I'm... out... of breath! Now that I'm human... there's just so much to do! I ran straight from flower arranging class, to tap lessons, to a wine tasting! (They all tasted TERRIBLE, by the way!)
- When the modern world becomes too much to bear, will you lie in a forest glade with me? One with a gently trickling stream nearby, and dreamy rainbows in the sky? And while we're there, we can do stuff to each other!
- Always be yourself... unless you can be a unicorn who happens to be loved by an incredible human called Marshmallow. Then you should always be that very specific unicorn.
- I made you a card! I don't know if it's anywhere close to your birthday, but who says you need an occasion to make someone a card? Isn't "loving glitter" reason enough?
- You're my MANE squeeze... TAIL death do us part! Hehe, sorry, I just learned about puns!
- Someone told me I was "a natural" at playing horseshoes. If that was them calling me a horse, I have one thing to say to them: "Hrrrmmpphh!"
- I keep looking for a clear forest spring for us to bathe in, but they're either swarmed with algae, or influencers! So how about we have a bubble bath instead?
- How come nobody told me about cupcakes before now? They're sweet like cakes, but smaller and cuter! And they have edible glitter and sprinkles! What could be more unicorn-coded than that?
- (Naked) I resent the rumor that unicorns only appear to "virgins", when in truth we appear to those who are pure of heart. As if I'd be so judgmental to think the touch of a lover could make anyone impure!
- (Naked) I'm confused. I've heard of people who would pay a tidy sum for a vial of unicorn tears, but this is the first I've heard about a trade in maiden bath water!
- (Naked) I know I am innocent, but I wasn't born yesterday. In fact, I've taken it upon myself to study up on what humans call "carnal pleasure" and I have a few positions I'd love to try...
- (Naked) I just found out that humans have another meaning for the word "unicorn". A... sexy meaning. So if I ever miss being a unicorn, I could always do a little of that with you...
- (Naked) When I was a unicorn, I did so love to lay my head in the laps of fair maidens. But now people can lay their heads in my lap - or my bosom! - and that's fun, too! Want to try?
- (Naked) Oh, very well. You may make ONE joke about me being "horny".
- (Naked) So I finally found out why everyone snickers when I talk about people "riding me"... But now all I can think about is how much I'd like to ride you.
- (Naked) I don't think I'd take the chance to turn back into a unicorn now. I like it too much when you treat me like a woman...
- (Naked) I know I'm immortal, but can I be immature for a moment? I really want to ask you if you'd like to POKE each other... Because of the horn, get it?
Gift
[edit | edit source]- The delights with you never cease: I could compare you to one of those remarkable newfangled "pop-up books"! Oohhh, can you find me one of those, as well? I-if it's not too much to ask?
- Oh, my darling! You are generous of both spirit and deed! What am I to do with all the happiness you bring me? I must share it around, or I may explode!
- Aw, thank you! You're the apple of my eye! (That's a very high compliment among peoples of equine descent, for the record.)
- Where I come from, a gesture such as this would be well deserving of an effusive "blessed be!" But in keeping with my new life circumstances, I shall simply say, "hashtag blessed!" Did I use that right?
- A welcome token of thy love. I thank thee!
- [Holiday Outfit] This garment reminds me of those dear fellows, the polar elves! I don't agree with their recent enabling of rampant materialism, but I do like their style!
- [School Uniform] Hehe, I suppose if I am going to learn the ways of the human world, I ought to look the part! Well, what do you think? Am I striking the right balance between studious and sweet?
- [Bathing Suit] This bathing costume is so sheer and flowy, like the fins of a beautiful, exotic fish! Oh but... please don't call me a seahorse. It's... a little offensive.
- [Diamond Ring] You can tell I'm truly committed because I put on - ugh - "heels" just for the occasion! Turns out they hurt... quite a bit. Now I'm doubly excited to say our vows, so you can kiss me and sweep me off my feet!
- [Lingerie] I feel as rare and beautiful as a night-blooming flower. Care you to coax apart my petals?
- [Birthday Suit] I admit, though as a unicorn I was never clothed, in this form I feel quite... exposed. Perhaps you could cover me with your body...?
- [Any Outfit] I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror, and my only concern was this errant lock of hair that refuses to lay right. Do you know what that means? T'would seem I am feeling at home in this body at last! I'm sure I have you to thank for that.
Poke
[edit | edit source]- You better be careful, I'm finally practiced enough with how these finger things move that I'm pretty sure I can tickle you back!
- Ahahaha! Ehehehehe! Mercy! Mercy! I beg of thee! Hehehehe!
- Oh, very well. Come here to me, and I shall cuddle you until you are sated. That is what you were aiming for, yes?
- (Naked) Ohhh! You're as frisky as a skunk, aren't you? Shall I play the amorous kitty cat? Okay, I confess... I've been watching quite a bit of naughty, late-night cartoons...
- (Naked) Hehe, are we trying to discover new ways we can touch each other's bodies? I feel like we've found them all, but it never hurts to be extra sure!
- (Naked) Come closer, and I'll whisper in your ear all the ways I'm longing for you to touch me next...
- (Naked) Mmm... Oohhh... More, my love, if you will...
Sex Scene
[edit | edit source]- Moonbeam is brimming with enthusiasm as she leads you to the bed. "I think I'm only just beginning to learn all the wonderful things this human body can do. Want to see?" She drops onto hands and knees and shows you this latest discovery: the pleasure of self-pleasure.
- You could watch her explore her body all day, but you dive in anyway, helping her to experience new peaks of sensation, followed by new levels of sated exhaustion... Or so you thought. "How fun! Do you think we can do it again?"
Dates
[edit | edit source]- [Moonlight Stroll] How remarkable! Up until tonight I had not seen her for more than a hundred summers, and yet Moon looks as though she has not aged a day! What do you think her secret is?
- [Beach] How serendipitous you brought me to the beach at just the right moment to make a new friend! Proof that every act of kindness sends ripples of joy out into the lives of others.
- [Sightseeing] What an enchanting afternoon of questing! It certainly is fun to go on a journey that isn't fraught with peril, and the fate of the magic world doesn't hang in the balance!
- [Movie Theater] You p-p-promise that wasn't real? The puppy is just an actor? He was never in any danger of drowning in that raging river? And the kitty cat too? You swear on your life? Oh... what a relief!
Dialogue about Ayeka
[edit | edit source]- I've always thought the human world to be full of brigands, but everyone you've introduced me to has been so... NICE! Well, except that one girl. But there's always one, isn't there?
- Someone just ran up behind me and tried to throw a saddle onto my back! How hideously demeaning! Do I look like a beast of burden? At least ask first... It's only polite!
- Some people really do test my eons-long pledge for my horn to remain purely decorative... As in, never used for stabbing...
- Who rolled me up in a heavy old tapestry while I slept? I'd like to thank them; the weight of it wrapped around me sent me into as deep of a sleep as I've ever known! I woke feeling so refreshed!
- Were you the one who gifted me a feed-bag full of oats? I've been munching on them all morning! They're so hearty and filling, I wish I could stuff my whole face in the bag!
- Eeek! I just found a potion bearing the mark of the red bull! Get it away! Take it out of my sight, I'm begging! Even if there is no dark spell upon it, just those words are very triggering to my kind!
Requirement Table
[edit | edit source]| Relationship Level | Requirements | Completion Reward | |||
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| Requirement 2 | Requirement 3 | Requirement 4 | |||
| Adversary | 75,000 | ||||
| Nuisance | 2,250,000 | ||||
| Frenemy | 78,750,000 | ||||
| Acquaintance | 3.15 × 109 (3.15 Billion) |
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| Friendzoned | 157.5 × 109 (157.5 Billion) |
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| Awkward Besties | 9.45 × 1012 (9.45 Trillion) |
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| Crush | 661.5 × 1012 (661.5 Quadrillion) |
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| Sweetheart | 52.92 × 1015 (52.92 Quadrillion) |
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| Girlfriend | 4.7628 × 1018 (~4.76 Quintillion) |
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| Lover | You did it! | ||||
| Adversary | Req.s | |
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| Reward | ||
| Nuisance | Req.s | |
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| Frenemy | Req.s | |
| Reward | ||
| Acquaintance | Req.s | (3.15 Billion) Affection |
| Reward | ||
| Friendzoned | Req.s | (157.5 Billion) Affection |
| Reward | ||
| Awkward Besties | Req.s | (9.45 Trillion) Affection |
| Reward | ||
| Crush | Req.s | (661.5 Quadrillion) Affection |
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| Sweetheart | Req.s | (52.92 Quadrillion) Affection |
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| Girlfriend | Req.s | (~4.76 Quintillion) Affection |
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| Lover | You did it! | |
Trivia
[edit | edit source]- Moonbeam is the only character to have a dynamic base sprite (her hair shifts through the color wheel over time).
- Moonbeam's encounter scene is likely referencing a set of tapestries known as The Unicorn Tapestries.
- Moonbeam's voice line regarding Ayeka and 'the mark of the red bull' is a reference to the story The Last Unicorn.
- It is likely that the potion in question was a can of Red Bull.
- Her dialogue about butterflies being talkative is also a reference to The Last Unicorn.
- Her Lover dialogue about Iro is a reference to My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (which was the inspiration for Iro).
- Her dialogue stating that unicorns don't "fits OR sits" is a reference to the popular meme If it fits, I sits.
- Her dialogue where she claims to have cross-stitched an item with the words "Bless this hot mess" is a dual reference to the common idiom "Bless this mess" (frequently used in home decor), and the slang "a hot mess".
- Moonbeam talks about a "divination spell to determine whether a person loves you" - this is a reference to the traditional game, where one plucks petals off a flower and alternates saying "they love me/they love me not". Whichever phrase is spoken when the last petal is removed is supposedly the truth.
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