Sofia
Sofia is a Phone Fling girl in Crush Crush. She is a weather girl, unlocked once Iro is at Crush level. She is the seventy-eighth (78th) girl addition to the main list, and can be unlocked as a fully dateable girl via her Limited Time Event, or by purchasing her from the Phone Fling section of the Store.
In her Phone Fling, she contacts you to request your vote in this year's Miss Forecast contest.
Personality
[edit | edit source]From her texts, Sofia seems to be easily flustered when flirted with. She also seems to refer to her belongings as you would people (ex. "My phone - sometimes she is so stubborn." and "My map pointer - she is very dangerous."). She's seem to have given you the nickname 'my melon'.
Artbook
[edit | edit source]Sofia is a beautiful, intelligent, extremely flirtatious Brazilian weather girl. Though she knows how gorgeous she is and enjoys showing off, she's also humble and truly adores her fans! She especially appreciates her number one biggest fan of all - you.
At times, she may come across as slightly air-headed and easily flustered, but in actuality, she's highly-educated, science-minded, and driven - she just loves to have fun and tends to wear her heart on her sleeve. She's inventive in her work AND in her personal life, which makes being around her a ton of fun!
If you want someone easy, breezy, and cute who will give you tons of compliments, Sofia's your lady![1]
Messages
[edit | edit source]First Conversation
[edit | edit source]SFW version
[edit | edit source]| Progress | SFW chat | |
|---|---|---|
| 1/13 | Today's weather is going to be *muy caliente!* Don't get caught without sunscreen and a hat! I mean it! | |
| 2/13 | And don't forget to vote for your favorite weather girl (or guy!) in this year's Miss Forecast contest! | |
| 3/13 | I am Sofia Isabella Luciana, your local weather girl from Channel 69! And I would be so grateful if all my loyal viewers voted for me! <3 | |
| 4/13 | Thank you so much! I love you all from the bottom of my heart! And don't forget that sunscreen! | |
| (Response) | Sofia? Are you the weather girl with the pretty eyes, or the one with the eyepatch? | Hey Sofia! I would vote for you, but I'm afraid of pirates. Sorry! |
| 5/13 | Haha! No no no! You silly melon! You are thinking of Captain Maisy - Channel 69's Hot Gossip Expert! | |
| 6/13 | I am Sofia Isabella Luciana! I tell you the weather, whether you like it or not! Hahaha! | |
| (Response) | I'm afraid I can't quite picture you. I keep imagining Capt. Maisy and her haunting dead-eyed stare. | Omigosh! This can't be real! Sofia is my hero. This is some kind of prank! |
| 7/13 | Hee hee! My sweet melon, you are making me giggle. | |
| 8/13 | Hold your horse! I will send you my picture, so you can know for sure it is me! | |
| Pause | 1 hour pause | |
| 9/13 | Here you are! | |
| 10/13 | (Oh wait, how do I add my picture...) | |
| 11/13 | ??? | |
| Pause | 4 hours pause | |
| 12/13 | Okay here it is! Hee hee! Sorry! My phone - sometimes she is so stubborn! | |
| 13/13 | [Sofia photo 1] | |
| (Response) | ... | !!! |
| 1/24 | What is it??? Is there something wrong? Have I insulted you somehow??? | |
| (Response) | No no, I just... You're so incredibly beautiful. You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. | You ARE the weather girl with the pretty eyes. <3 |
| 2/24 | Ah ha ha! You are so very sweet! But I must confess - I am nothing without my makeup and wardrobe team! | |
| 3/24 | I feel sometimes they are miracle workers. Before their magic, I am barely a human! | |
| (Response) | I really don't believe you. | You lie. The magic is in your eyes. Nowhere else. |
| 4/24 | No no! I promise! I need coffee and powder and mascara, or I am more like Channel 69's Weather GHOUL! | |
| 5/24 | But I appreciate your compliments. You are so sweet! <3 Especially for a stranger! | |
| 6/24 | Most times I am talking with fans - they tell me I am shorter than they imagined! Or they tell me I am bad at predicting weather! | |
| 7/24 | I tell them, "Look - do you see? Here is my PhD in meteorology. It was very expensive!" | |
| 8/24 | But even with this - the weather is like a beautiful man or woman on a motorcycle... | |
| 9/24 | They are so mysterious. And dangerous! You cannot always predict them. So just wear a helmet, please. | |
| 10/24 | And by helmet, I mean sunscreen. | |
| (Response) | I really thought you were talking about a different kind of protection there for a sec... | And now I'm picturing you on a motorcycle. With just a helmet. |
| Pause | 6 hours pause | |
| 11/24 | Eee! You are so naughty! I bet you flirt with all the Weather Girls like so, yes? | |
| 12/24 | You tell them their eyes are so pretty, and then they melt like an ice cube in a heatwave! | |
| (Response) | It's only fair. Looking at your picture, I am filled with a storm of emotions. With 100% humidity! | I can't help it! When destiny shows you the most beautiful girl in the world, you MUST be bold! |
| 13/24 | Aiiee! You make me squeal! I am being so foolish with you! | |
| (Response) | There is something I want to ask you, but I do not want to offend you... | Listen. May I ask you for something... scandalous? |
| 14/24 | Oooooooh! I am intrigued! | |
| 15/24 | But I warn you! My map pointer - she is very dangerous. My poke is like lightning! | |
| (Response) | I have always wondered... Do you ever do the news... Commando? | I have heard a rumor that Weather Girls... They do not always wear... a certain garment... |
| 16/24 | Ayyyyyy! >.< | |
| Pause | 2 hours pause | |
| 17/24 | You made me scream for real! | |
| 18/24 | Hahaha! | |
| 19/24 | You have a naughty mind, melon! Already I can see it is imagining such things! | |
| 20/24 | You must wait for an answer! My heart is racing, and my cheeks are as red as fire! | |
| Pause | 1 day pause | |
| 21/24 | Okay, I have made my decision... | |
| 22/24 | I will solve your mystery... | |
| 23/24 | Here you are. A special gift, to put your mind at ease. But also to tickle it and make it restless once more! | |
| 24/24 | [Sofia photo 2] | |
| (Response) | I am so happy! But now my heart desires so much more than just seeing you... | All I can do now is imagine me there. Holding you. Embracing you. |
| 1/23 | Ayy! Hee hee! | |
| 2/23 | Maybe it was a bad idea to send this picture? Now I have you all worked up! | |
| 3/23 | And maybe now I am imagining too many things... | |
| 4/23 | Eeek! I will be filming my show soon! | |
| 5/23 | And now I am... Warm. | |
| 6/23 | My makeup team! They will scold me! I am blushing like a tomato! | |
| (Response) | Sounds like you should do something about it. I can help. | Pretend I'm there with you. We'll do this together. |
| Pause | 4 hours pause | |
| 7/23 | I am.. Imagining... | |
| 8/23 | You are holding me. I feel your breath. You are pressing me to the wall... | |
| 9/23 | You kiss me. I feel your teeth on my lower lip... | |
| 10/23 | Ayyyyyyy!!!!! | |
| Pause | 2 hours pause | |
| 11/23 | Hahaha! | |
| 12/23 | It is so funny, to get so wrapped up in this! | |
| 13/23 | My imagination. It is very intense, it seems. | |
| 14/23 | Ayy! I am embarrassed! | |
| 15/23 | It has been a while... Since I... Well, you know. | |
| 16/23 | So much I am working! I forget to take time for me. | |
| 17/23 | Who has time for love? >.< | |
| (Response) | I will always have time for you Sofia. | You are incredible. I would break the whole world to give you the time you need for happiness. |
| 18/23 | Hee hee! I do not know even what to say. | |
| 19/23 | You have given me a thrill from nowhere! | |
| 20/23 | Thank you for making me feel beautiful. | |
| Pause | 2 days pause | |
| 21/23 | Here, I have a little gift for you... | |
| 22/23 | So now you can imagine me... | |
| 23/23 | [Sofia photo 3] | |
| 1/∞ | I have to go! I must freshen up before my show! | |
| 2/∞ | Don't forget to vote for me for Miss Forecast this year! Hahaha! | |
| 3/∞ | Talk to you later, my beloved melon. <3 <3 <3 | |
Moist version
[edit | edit source]| Progress | Moist and Uncensored chat | |
|---|---|---|
| 1/13 | Today's weather is going to be *muy caliente!* Don't get caught without sunscreen and a hat! I mean it! | |
| 2/13 | And don't forget to vote for your favorite weather girl (or guy!) in this year's Miss Forecast contest! | |
| 3/13 | I am Sofia Isabella Luciana, your local weather girl from Channel 69! And I would be so grateful if all my loyal viewers voted for me! <3 | |
| 4/13 | Thank you so much! I love you all from the bottom of my heart! And don't forget that sunscreen! | |
| (Response) | Sofia? Are you the weather girl with the pretty eyes, or the one with the eyepatch? | Hey Sofia! I would vote for you, but I'm afraid of pirates. Sorry! |
| 5/13 | Haha! No no no! You silly melon! You are thinking of Captain Maisy - Channel 69's Hot Gossip Expert! | |
| 6/13 | I am Sofia Isabella Luciana! I tell you the weather, whether you like it or not! Hahaha! | |
| (Response) | I'm afraid I can't quite picture you. I keep imagining Capt. Maisy and her haunting dead-eyed stare. | Omigosh! This can't be real! Sofia is my hero. This is some kind of prank! |
| 7/13 | Hee hee! My sweet melon, you are making me giggle. | |
| 8/13 | Hold your horse! I will send you my picture, so you can know for sure it is me! | |
| Pause | 1 hour pause | |
| 9/13 | Here you are! | |
| 10/13 | (Oh wait, how do I add my picture...) | |
| 11/13 | ??? | |
| Pause | 4 hour pause | |
| 12/13 | Okay here it is! Hee hee! Sorry! My phone - sometimes she is so stubborn! | |
| 13/13 | [Sofia photo 1] | |
| (Response) | ... | !!! |
| 1/24 | What is it??? Is there something wrong? Have I insulted you somehow??? | |
| (Response) | No no, I just... You're so incredibly beautiful. You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. | You ARE the weather girl with the pretty eyes. <3 |
| 2/24 | Ah ha ha! You are so very sweet! But I must confess - I am nothing without my makeup and wardrobe team! | |
| 3/24 | I feel sometimes they are miracle workers. Before their magic, I am barely a human! | |
| (Response) | I really don't believe you. | You lie. The magic is in your eyes. Nowhere else. |
| 4/24 | No no! I promise! I need coffee and powder and mascara, or I am more like Channel 69's Weather GHOUL! | |
| 5/24 | But I appreciate your compliments. You are so sweet! <3 Especially for a stranger! | |
| 6/24 | Most times I am talking with fans - they tell me I am shorter than they imagined! Or they tell me I am bad at predicting weather! | |
| 7/24 | I tell them, "Look - do you see? Here is my PhD in meteorology. It was very expensive!" | |
| 8/24 | "But even with this - the weather is like a beautiful man or woman on a motorcycle..." | |
| 9/24 | "They are so mysterious. And dangerous! You cannot always predict them. So just wear a helmet, please." | |
| 10/24 | And by helmet, I mean sunscreen. | |
| (Response) | I really thought you were talking about a different kind of protection there for a sec... | And now I'm picturing you on a motorcycle. With a helmet. And nothing else... |
| Pause | 6 hour pause | |
| 11/24 | Eee! You are so naughty! I bet you flirt with all the Weather Girls like so, yes? | |
| 12/24 | You tell them their eyes are so pretty, and then they melt like an ice cube in a heatwave! | |
| (Response) | It's only fair. Looking at your picture, I am filled with a storm of emotions. With 100% humidity! | I can't help it! When destiny shows you the most beautiful girl in the world, you MUST be bold! |
| 13/24 | Aiiee! You make me squeal! I am being so foolish with you! | |
| (Response) | There is something I want to ask you, but I do not want to offend you... | Listen. May I ask you for something... scandalous? |
| 14/24 | Oooooooh! I am intrigued! | |
| 15/24 | But I warn you! My map pointer - she is very dangerous. My poke is like lightning! | |
| (Response) | I have always wondered... Do Weather Girls do the news... Commando? | I have heard that Weather Girls do not wear underwear. For luck? Is that true? |
| 16/24 | Ayyyyyy! >.< | |
| Pause | 2 hour pause | |
| 17/24 | You made me scream for real! | |
| 18/24 | Hahaha! | |
| 19/24 | You have a naughty mind, melon! Already I can see it is imagining such things! | |
| 20/24 | You must wait for an answer! My heart is racing, and my cheeks are as red as fire! | |
| Pause | 1 day pause | |
| 21/24 | Okay, I have made my decision... | |
| 22/24 | I will solve your mystery... | |
| 23/24 | Hee hee! Your suspicions were true, my sweet melon! Maybe my skirts are too tight? Or maybe you are looking very closely? | |
| 24/24 | [NSFW photo] | |
| (Response) | Sofia! You fill me with intense desire! I want to lift you onto that desk and make love to you! | I want to kiss your body. Touch you and taste you and make love to you. |
| 1/23 | Ayyy! My sweet melon, you cannot say this to me! | |
| 2/23 | You are making me shiver... | |
| 3/23 | And maybe now I am imagining too many things... | |
| 4/23 | Eeek! I will be filming my show soon! | |
| 5/23 | And now I am... Warm and wet for you...Warm. | |
| 6/23 | My makeup team! They will scold me! I am blushing like a tomato! | |
| (Response) | Put your hands on your body. Close your eyes. They are my hands now. | I want you to touch yourself. And tell me what you're imagining. |
| Pause | 4 hour pause | |
| 7/23 | Your hands... they are touching my breasts... | |
| 8/23 | Your thumbs are softly swirling my nipples. You are pressing me to the wall... | |
| 9/23 | I feel your fingers slip inside of me. I am losing my breath! | |
| 10/23 | Ayyyyyyy!!!!! | |
| Pause | 2 hour pause | |
| 11/23 | I'm coming! I'm coming! AAAHHHHH! | |
| 12/23 | Oh my! | |
| 13/23 | I finished so quickly! I barely touched myself! >.< | |
| 14/23 | Ayy! I am embarrassed! | |
| 15/23 | It has been... A while... Since I... Well, you know. | |
| 16/23 | So much I am working! I forget to take time for me. | |
| 17/23 | Who has time for love? >.< | |
| (Response) | I will always have time for you Sofia. | You are incredible. I would break the whole world to give you the time you need for happiness. |
| 18/23 | Hee hee! I do not know even what to say. | |
| 19/23 | You have given me a thrill from nowhere! | |
| 20/23 | Thank you for making me feel beautiful. | |
| Pause | 2 day pause | |
| 21/23 | Here, I have a little gift for you... | |
| 22/23 | So now you can imagine making love to me. | |
| 23/23 | [NSFW photo] | |
| 1/∞ | I have to go! I must freshen up before my show! | |
| 2/∞ | Don't forget to vote for me for Miss Forecast this year! Hahaha! | |
| 3/∞ | Talk to you later, my beloved melon. <3 <3 <3 | |
Second Conversation
[edit | edit source]SFW Version
[edit | edit source]| Progress | SFW chat | |
|---|---|---|
| 1/45 | Sofia Isabella Luciana here! I am very happy to announce... | |
| 2/45 | That I have been named this year's Miss Forecast!!! | |
| 3/45 | I can hardly believe it. I feel so loved! | |
| 4/45 | I owe this triumph to my loyal viewers, who voted for me over and over again. Gracias! Thank you! | |
| 5/45 | I love you all with all my heart! | |
| (Response) | Congratulations to the most beautiful Miss Forecast of all time. | I knew it! I knew you would defeat that creepy pirate news anchor! |
| 6/45 | Eeee! Thank you! | Eee! I do not think she was in the running. But thank you! |
| 7/45 | I was so happy to receive my silver trophy. It is shaped like a happy little cloud! | I am on Cloud 9. I feel like I could beat Captain Maisy even at a Miss Jolly Roger contest! |
| 8/45 | It looks so pretty on my mantle, with the others <3 | Then again, she does have lovely booty... |
| 9/45 | Did I mention this is my third year winning? | And those gold teeth! No, I could not compete. |
| 10/45 | And I have only been a weather girl for three years now! Tee hee! | I need to stop chasing rainbows! Hee hee! |
| 11/45 | Now! Tell me how you are, my sweet little melon. | |
| 12/45 | My *numero uno* fan. | |
| (Response) | Me? I'm right as rain! | To be honest, I've been feeling a bit under the weather. |
| 13/45 | Rain! Ah, rain is so beautiful, so refreshing... | Into each life some rain must fall! |
| 14/45 | And to kiss in the rain is the most romantic dream <3 | But you, my melon, can stand under my umbrella <3 |
| 15/45 | Ayy, I cannot help but think of romance when we talk! | |
| 16/45 | We are as electrically charged as two clouds ready to make lightning! | |
| (Response) | I feel that too! My hair is all staticky and everything! | Oh, Sofia. You're a breath of fresh air. |
| 17/45 | Ooooohh!! When we finally touch, there will surely be a spark between us. | And you take mine away! |
| 18/45 | Oh, but before we get carried away... | |
| 19/45 | I have an important warning to give you! | |
| 20/45 | There is a big, big storm coming. | |
| (Response) | How big? Should I start battening down the hatches? | I know! It's the whirlwind of passion I feel for you! |
| 21/45 | BIG big! Yes! | My melon, I wish it were only that! |
| 22/45 | You have your 72-hour emergency kit prepared, yes? | |
| (Response) | My what? | Probably - my maid is usually on top of those things. |
| 23/45 | My goodness! Your food! Your water! Your toilet paper! | You do not know for sure? |
| 24/45 | Don't you know how to prepare for a disaster? | My, you are so brave and bold to live this way! |
| Pause | 30 minutes pause | |
| 25/45 | As Miss Forecast, it is my duty to ensure that all my loyal viewers are safe and informed! | |
| 26/45 | This storm will bring gale force winds and torrential rains. | |
| 27/45 | There could be blackouts, falling trees, backyard trampolines rolling down the streets... | |
| 28/45 | You must be ready for anything! | |
| (Response) | I'll start stockpiling. What should I get? Toothpicks? Stamps? | Oh! Well, in that case... Do you want to come over and make out with me? |
| 29/45 | What!? No! | Oh my! That sounds... Eee!!! You are trying to distract me! But emergency preparedness must come first. |
| 30/45 | You will need a manual can opener, a battery-operated radio, and a whistle, ok? | |
| 31/45 | Also, you will need to board up your windows. | |
| (Response) | All of them? Do you know how big my house is? | Wow. I guess I'd better get to work before all hail breaks loose. |
| 32/45 | Aaaiiiee! | Oh my goodness, you are too funny!! Yes! Do that! |
| 33/45 | Just promise me you'll take good care of yourself? | |
| 34/45 | To me, you are not just any other viewer... | |
| 35/45 | You are much more! | |
| (Response) | I promise... On one condition. | Of course I will. But you have to do something for me in return. |
| 36/45 | Only one? | What is it? |
| 37/45 | I am sure I know what you will say, but tell me, quick! | |
| (Response) | I need another selfie. Your beauty... It gives me the motivation I need! | Well, all this talk of bad storms has me a little nervous. I need you to help me calm down. |
| 38/45 | Aiiee! You are making me squeal again. | I did not mean to scare you, melon!!! |
| 39/45 | Your adoration is a force of mother nature. It is like... | Would it help if I sent you a picture of me? So you can see how calm I am? |
| 40/45 | Like a sudden drop in barometric pressure! I can feel it, and I know there will soon be a downpour. | Surely, if Miss Forecast is calm then you should be too! |
| Pause | 4 hours pause | |
| 41/45 | Let me put away my cloud charts and temperature graphs, and then I will send you a photo. | |
| 42/45 | Good thing there is always a tripod set up in the studio! | |
| 43/45 | It makes it very easy to take pictures of myself, hee hee! | |
| Pause | 15 minutes pause | |
| 44/45 | Here you are, my melon. | |
| 45/45 | [Sofia photo 4] | |
| 1/∞ | I hope this comforts and inspires you <3 | |
| (Response) | You're like a queen crowned in sunshine. I'm not worthy! | Those eyes of yours... They make me feel so at peace. |
| 2/∞ | Oh! I did not even notice, tee hee! | Thank goodness! It is so important to stay calm, especially in an emergency. |
| 3/∞ | If I am your queen, then I command you to stock up on canned goods and candles in my honor! | If you ever start to feel frightened or unsure, just look at my picture again <3 |
| 4/∞ | And don't forget to keep an eye out for me, on Channel 69! | |
| 5/∞ | I will be updating the public on this developing storm very soon. | |
| (Response) | I'll be watching. | I'll be waiting. |
| 6/∞ | *Mwah* | <3 |
| 7/∞ | Now go! Go prepare your things! | |
| 8/∞ | I will speak to you soon, my precious melon! | |
Moist version
[edit | edit source]| Progress | Moist and Uncensored chat | |
|---|---|---|
| 1/45 | Sofia Isabella Luciana here! I am very happy to announce... | |
| 2/45 | That I have been named this year's Miss Forecast!!! | |
| 3/45 | I can hardly believe it. I feel so loved! | |
| 4/45 | I owe this triumph to my loyal viewers, who voted for me over and over again. Gracias! Thank you! | |
| 5/45 | I love you all with all my heart! | |
| (Response) | Congratulations to the most beautiful Miss Forecast of all time. | I knew it! I knew you would defeat that creepy pirate news anchor! |
| 6/45 | Eeee! Thank you! | Eee! I do not think she was in the running. But thank you! |
| 7/45 | I was so happy to receive my silver trophy. It is shaped like a happy little cloud! | I am on Cloud 9. I feel like I could beat Captain Maisy even at a Miss Jolly Roger contest! |
| 8/45 | It looks so pretty on my mantle, with the others <3 | Then again, she does have lovely booty... |
| 9/45 | Did I mention this is my third year winning? | And those gold teeth! No, I could not compete. |
| 10/45 | And I have only been a weather girl for three years now! Tee hee! | I need to stop chasing rainbows! Hee hee! |
| 11/45 | Now! Tell me how you are, my sweet little melon. | |
| 12/45 | My *numero uno* fan. | |
| (Response) | Me? I'm right as rain! | To be honest, I've been feeling a bit under the weather. |
| 13/45 | Rain! Ah, rain is so beautiful, so refreshing... | Into each life some rain must fall! |
| 14/45 | And it gets me wet! | The sun will come out again, and things are sure to get hot <3 |
| 15/45 | Ayy, I cannot help but think of romance when we talk! | |
| 16/45 | We are as electrically charged as two clouds ready to make lightning! | |
| (Response) | I feel that too! My hair is all staticky and everything! | Oh, Sofia. You're a breath of fresh air. |
| 17/45 | Ooooohh!! When we finally touch, there will surely be a spark between us. | And you take mine away! |
| 18/45 | Oh, but before we get carried away... | |
| 19/45 | I have an important warning to give you! | |
| 20/45 | There is a big, big storm coming. | |
| (Response) | How big? FYI I wiggled my eyebrows while I typed that. | Should we... Stock up on candles and take shelter together? |
| 21/45 | BIG big! | Oooh, you are too charming for your own good <3 |
| 22/45 | You have your 72-hour emergency kit prepared, yes? | |
| (Response) | My what? | Probably - my maid is usually on top of those things. |
| 23/45 | My goodness! Your food! Your water! Your toilet paper! | You do not know for sure? |
| 24/45 | Don't you know how to prepare for a disaster? | My, you are so brave and bold to live this way! |
| Pause | 30 minutes pause | |
| 25/45 | As Miss Forecast, it is my duty to ensure that all my loyal viewers are safe and informed! | |
| 26/45 | This storm will bring gale force winds and torrential rains. | |
| 27/45 | There could be blackouts, falling trees, backyard trampolines rolling down the streets... | |
| 28/45 | You must be ready for anything! | |
| (Response) | I'll start stockpiling. What should I get? Massage oil? Fluffy handcuffs? | Oh! Well, in that case... Do you want to come over and make love to me? |
| 29/45 | No! Well... Yes. But no! | Oh my! That sounds... Eee!!! You are trying to distract me! But emergency preparedness must come before you or I do. |
| 30/45 | You will need a manual can opener, a battery-operated radio, and a whistle, ok? | |
| 31/45 | Also, you will need to board up your windows. | |
| (Response) | All of them? Do you know how big my house is? | Wow. I guess I'd better get to work before all hail breaks loose. |
| 32/45 | Aaaiiiee! | Oh my goodness, you are too funny!! Yes! Do that! |
| 33/45 | Just promise me you'll take good care of yourself? | |
| 34/45 | To me, you are not just any other viewer... | |
| 35/45 | You are much more! | |
| (Response) | I promise... On one condition. | Of course I will. But you have to do something for me in return. |
| 36/45 | Only one? | What is it? |
| 37/45 | I am sure I know what you will say, but tell me, quick! | |
| (Response) | I need another selfie. Your beautiful body... It gives me the motivation I need! | Well, all this talk of bad storms has me a little worked up. I need you to help me... Relax. |
| 38/45 | Aiiee! You are making my whole body blush! | I hope I did not scare you, melon! |
| 39/45 | I feel like I am in the tropics! | But I understand... There is something so thrilling and... sensual about the power of mother nature. |
| 40/45 | And I cannot help but to imagine a tropical storm, the vastness of a hurricane, the pounding of the rain against my naked breasts... | In fact, I have always fantasized... About making love in the rain! |
| Pause | 4 hours pause | |
| 41/45 | Let me put away my cloud charts and temperature graphs, and then I will send you a photo. | |
| 42/45 | Good thing there is always a tripod set up in the studio! | |
| 43/45 | It makes it very easy to take pictures of myself, hee hee! | |
| Pause | 15 minutes pause | |
| 44/45 | Here you are, my melon. | |
| 45/45 | [NSFW Photo] | |
| 1/∞ | I'll be your port in any storm <3 | |
| (Response) | Damn, girl. Those sandbags could mitigate a flood. | Rain or shine, I'd come to you. |
| 2/∞ | Ah! I would not even notice a flood if your hands were only on me! | Eee you have me giggling and blushing like mad! |
| 3/∞ | I would be swept away on waves of passion, drowning in desire... | Just make sure you stock up on canned goods and candles, okay? And then later... Maybe we can dribble hot wax on each other <3 |
| 4/∞ | Ooh, I will not be able to stop thinking of you while I work, my melon. | |
| 5/∞ | But I must... I will be updating the public on this developing storm very soon. | |
| (Response) | I'll be watching. | I'll be waiting. |
| 6/∞ | *Mwah* | <3 |
| 7/∞ | Now go! Go prepare your things! | |
| 8/∞ | I will speak to you soon, my precious melon! | |
Third Conversation
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| 1/48 | Just checking in on my sweet little melon... | |
| 2/48 | Are you prepared for the storm? | |
| (Response) | To be honest, I totally forgot about it. | I'm always prepared. Scout's honor! |
| 3/48 | No no no! Please tell me you are joking! | Ah! I am so relieved! |
| 4/48 | The rain is about to start! | |
| 5/48 | I know this for sure, because my beloved abuela just called me to say that her knees are aching. | |
| (Response) | Do you often rely on your abuela's knees to predict the weather? | My heart is aching right now, too, but I think it's because I'm so far away from you. |
| 6/48 | Well... They are certainly reliable enough, in my opinion. Tee hee! | Oh, my! Tee hee! |
| 7/48 | Luckily, I also have the scientific data to back things up. | Yes, when mother nature becomes aroused, our own emotions become heightened too! |
| 8/48 | The wind is strong out there... I can hear it howling past the building. | |
| 9/48 | And I can see black clouds when I look through the station's windows. | |
| 10/48 | Ooo, just the sight of them sends a chill running down my spine. | |
| 11/48 | Like a melting ice cube on a hot summer's day... | |
| 12/48 | The anticipation is driving me wild! | |
| 13/48 | I've got goosebumps! | |
| (Response) | Are we still talking about the weather? | I feel it too! But maybe for a different reason. |
| 14/48 | Aaiiee!! Does it sound like I am talking about something else? | Yes! |
| 15/48 | I am a passionate woman, my melon. I cannot help but speak of things passionately... | I never thought I would meet someone else who is as passionate as I am! |
| 16/48 | Especially the weather. I love her so! | Doesn't it make you feel so alive? |
| Pause | 2 minutes pause | |
| 17/48 | Ooo! | |
| 18/48 | I can hear the first raindrops falling on the roof above my head! | |
| 19/48 | This is so thrilling I can hardly stand it! | |
| 20/48 | Why aren't you here with me now, my melon? | |
| 21/48 | I want to share this storm with you! | |
| (Response) | Are outsiders allowed in the news room? | It's not too late for you to join me in my cozy storm bunker. |
| 22/48 | Nobody would have to know... Hee hee! | Don't tempt me, my sweet. It takes everything in me to resist. |
| 23/48 | All of my colleagues at the station have gone home to take shelter from the storm. | |
| 24/48 | When they tried to insist I leave too, I told them, "No!" | |
| 25/48 | I told them, "Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet, nor hail shall keep the meteorologist from her duty!" | |
| (Response) | Isn't that normally the postal carrier's oath? | It's so attractive when a woman is devoted to her cause. |
| 26/48 | Of course not! Then it would talk about things like... Papercuts and mean dogs! | Oh, I adore the way you adore me! |
| 27/48 | This is the oath of the weather girls. | But this is the least I can do. |
| 28/48 | My loyal viewers are counting on me to deliver the forecast to them. | My loyal viewers count on me to give them the information they need. |
| 29/48 | I cannot - and I WILL not - let them down! | |
| (Response) | So brave. How long until your weather report? | I'm a loyal viewer too, you know. Probably the most loyal. And the most viewer-y. |
| 30/48 | Not long. | Yes! Yes, my melon <3 |
| 31/48 | I'm almost ready, only now I am... Attempting to do my own makeup. | This is why I think of you whenever I am doing my segment. |
| 32/48 | My stylists went home along with everyone else. | I imagine you are the only one watching me... Hearing me... |
| 33/48 | I am not very skilled at this >.< | I hope you like my voice, the things I say... |
| 34/48 | But I am trying very hard, because... | The way I move and the way I look... |
| 35/48 | I want you to think I am beautiful when you see me on your screen. | |
| (Response) | Sounds like you're crushing on me pretty hard. | Oh, I always do. |
| 36/48 | You didn't know this already? | Ah, I cannot stop giggling! |
| 37/48 | Tee hee! | You make me feel like an innocent girl with a crush. |
| 38/48 | I just keep thinking about so many things... | |
| 39/48 | The sweet nothings I want to whisper against your neck... | |
| 40/48 | How I wish to run my fingers through your hair... | |
| 41/48 | And have your arms around my waist. | |
| 42/48 | I know it is madness! | |
| 43/48 | We hardly know each other, but my imagination flies away from me like a big floppy hat in the wind. | |
| (Response) | I like the wind. Let it take the hat. | If this is madness, then I don't want to be sane. |
| 44/48 | I never liked hats anyway <3 | Aaiieee! I feel the same! |
| Pause | 7 hours pause | |
| 45/48 | Now. | |
| 46/48 | Tell me, my melon... | |
| 47/48 | It's almost time for me to do my report. | |
| 48/48 | [Sofia photo 5] | |
| 1/∞ | How do I look? | |
| (Response) | You look beautiful. Not a hair out of place. | You are shockingly beautiful. I feel like I've been struck by lightning. |
| 2/∞ | Thank you... Although it might not stay that way in 50 mph winds! | How painful that must be! I'll have to nurse you back to health... After my segment. |
| 3/∞ | Wish me luck out there <3 | |
| (Response) | You're leaving already? :( | Out there? Like "out" in the storm? |
| 4/∞ | Yes, I must. | Yes. |
| 5/∞ | Sofia Isabella Luciana is reporting live on-scene! | |
| 6/∞ | She has no camera operator, but she will make this weather report happen no matter what! | |
| (Response) | Don't let the wind carry you away to some technicolor wonderland filled with lions and tigers and bears! | Stay safe. Maybe bring a life jacket. |
| 7/∞ | Oh my! | Tee hee! You have a knack for emergency preparedness after all. |
| 8/∞ | That was a very specific warning. | It's sweet that you are worried about me. |
| 9/∞ | I will try very hard not to let this happen <3 | I will message you again as soon as I am able, I promise. |
| 10/∞ | Stay tuned, my melon! | |
| 11/∞ | When I wink at the camera, you will know that it is meant for you <3 | |
Moist version
[edit | edit source]| Progress | Moist and Uncensored chat | |
|---|---|---|
| 1/48 | Just checking in on my sweet little melon... | |
| 2/48 | Are you prepared for the storm? | |
| (Response) | To be honest, I totally forgot all about it. | I'm always prepared. Scout's honor! |
| 3/48 | No no no! please tell me you are joking! | Ah! I am so relieved! |
| 4/48 | The rain is about to start! | |
| 5/48 | I know this for sure, because my beloved abuela just called me to say that her knees are aching. | |
| (Response) | Do you often rely on your abuela's knees to predict the weather? | My heart is aching right now, too, but I think it's because I'm so far away from you. |
| 6/48 | Well... They are certainly reliable enough, in my opinion. Tee hee! | Oh, my! Tee hee! |
| 7/48 | Luckily, I also have the scientific data to back things up. | Yes, when mother nature becomes aroused, our own emotions become heightened too! |
| 8/48 | The wind is strong out there... I can hear it howling past the building. | |
| 9/48 | And I can see black clouds when I look through the station's windows. | |
| 10/48 | Ooo, just the sight of them sends a chill running down my spine. | |
| 11/48 | Like a melting ice cube on a hot summer's day... | |
| 12/48 | The anticipation is driving me wild! | |
| 13/48 | I've got goosebumps! | |
| (Response) | Are we still talking about the weather? | I feel it too! But maybe for a different reason. |
| 14/48 | Aaiiee!! Does it sound like I am talking about something else? | Yes! |
| 15/48 | I am a passionate woman, my melon. I cannot help but speak of things passionately... | I never thought I would meet someone else who is as passionate as I am! |
| 16/48 | Especially the weather. I love her so! | Doesn't it make you feel so alive? |
| 17/48 | Ooo! | |
| 18/48 | I can hear the first raindrops falling on the roof above my head! | |
| 19/48 | This is so thrilling, I can hardly stand it! | |
| 20/48 | Why aren't you here with me now, my melon? | |
| 21/48 | I want to share this storm with you! | |
| (Response) | If I were there, I wouldn't be able to keep my hands off you. Someone would surely call security. | Well, the truth is... I accidentally locked myself inside my bunker a while ago. |
| 22/48 | Hee hee! But there's no one else here! | ? |
| 23/48 | All of my colleagues at the station have gone home to take shelter from the storm. | |
| 24/48 | When they tried to insist I leave too, I told them, "No!" | |
| 25/48 | I told them, "Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet, nor hail shall keep the meteorologist from her duty!" | |
| (Response) | Isn't that normally the postal carrier's oath? | It's so attractive when a woman is devoted to her cause. |
| 26/48 | Of course not! Then it would talk about things like... Papercuts and mean dogs! | Oh, I adore the way you adore me! |
| 27/48 | This is the oath of the weather girls. | But this is the least I can do. |
| 28/48 | My loyal viewers count on me to give them the information they need. | |
| 29/48 | I cannot-and I WILL not-let them down! | |
| (Response) | So brave. How long until your weather report? | I'm a loyal viewer too, you know. Probably the most loyal. And the most viewer-y. |
| 30/48 | Not long. | Yes! Yes, my melon <3 |
| 31/48 | I'm almost ready, only now I am... Attempting to do my own makeup. | This is why I think of you whenever I am doing my segment. |
| 32/48 | My stylist went home along with everyone else. | I imagine you are the only one watching me... Hearing me... |
| 33/48 | I am not very skilled at this >.< | I hope you like my voice, the things I say... |
| 34/48 | But I am trying very hard, because... | The way I move and the way I look... |
| 35/48 | I want you to think I am beautiful when you see me on your screen. | |
| (Response) | Forget the screen. I want a private, in-person forecast! | I've ruined several screens by now for just that reason. |
| 36/48 | Oooo lal la, I love it. | Oh? Oh! Oooohh. |
| 37/48 | It will be... Cloudy with a chance of romance! | Ahaha! You are the perfect combination of naughty and romantic for me <3 |
| 38/48 | I just keep thinking about so many things... | |
| 39/48 | The sweet nothings I want to whisper as I kiss and nibble your ear... | |
| 40/48 | How I wish to feel your arms around me... | |
| 41/48 | And your hand sliding up my thigh. | |
| 42/48 | I know it's madness! | |
| 43/48 | We hardly know each other, but my imagination flies away from me like a big floppy hat in the wind. | |
| (Response) | I like the wind. Let it take the hat. | If this is madness, then I don't want to be sane. |
| 44/48 | I never liked hats anyway <3 | Aaiieee! I feel the same! |
| Pause | 7 hours pause | |
| 45/48 | Now. | |
| 46/48 | Tell me, my melon... | |
| 47/48 | It's almost time for me to do my report. | |
| 13/13 | [NSFW Photo] | |
| 1/∞ | How do I look? | |
| (Response) | I like how you've done your lipstick. | Ooo you're teasing me. |
| 2/∞ | It's a special technique I invented just for you ;) | Only a little! To keep you thinking of me while I'm unable to answer ;) |
| 3/∞ | Wish me luck out there <3 | |
| (Response) | You're leaving already? :( | Out there? Like "out" in the storm? |
| 4/∞ | Yes, I must. | Yes. |
| 5/∞ | Sofia Isabella Luciana is reporting live on-scene! | |
| 6/∞ | She has no camera operator, but she will make this weather report happen no matter what! | |
| (Response) | Don't let the wind carry you away to some technicolor wonderland filled with lions ad tigers and bears! | Stay safe. Maybe bring a life jacket. |
| 7/∞ | Oh my! | Tee hee! You have a knack for emergency preparedness after all. |
| 8/∞ | That was a very specific warning. | It's sweet that you are worried about me. |
| 9/∞ | I will try very hard not to let this happen <3 | I will message you again as soon as I am able, I promise. |
| 10/∞ | Stay tuned, my melon! | |
| 11/∞ | When I wink at the camera, you will know that it is meant for you <3 | |
Fourth Conversation
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| 1/69 | AAAIIEE! | |
| 2/69 | Melon! | |
| 3/69 | You will not believe what happened while I was doing my weather report! | |
| (Response) | Was it something horrible? | Was it something funny? |
| 4/69 | A little, yes! But also funny. | Looking backwards, I suppose... Yes. |
| 5/69 | I am already starting to look back with laughter, thank goodness. | It was terrible at the time, but we will laugh together, I am sure! |
| 6/69 | Okay. | |
| 7/69 | Remember how I told you all my colleagues went home to shelter from the storm, including my camera operator? | |
| 8/69 | And so I had to do everything myself? | |
| 9/69 | Let me just say... It did not quite go as planned >.< | |
| (Response) | Uh oh... What happened? | Things rarely do, but I'm sure you managed to roll with the punches. |
| 10/69 | Ay-ay-ay! It was one thing after another! | You might not think so once I tell you all the things that went wrong! |
| 11/69 | First, it took much longer than I thought to set up the tripod and the camera equipment. | |
| 12/69 | The camera, it has a tiny raincoat for when we are in damp weather... | |
| 13/69 | But the raincoat kept trying to fly away in the wind! | |
| (Response) | Damp weather? | Did... Did the camera get wet? |
| 14/69 | Damp... Downpour.... What is the difference, really? | No no no! Well... Maybe a little? I'm not sure. But no! |
| 15/69 | (Worst case... I will bring a large container of rice for the camera tomorrow. Rice can fix anything, yes?) | |
| (Response) | Rice is the best. Especially when I want to eat 2000 of something. | I admire your optimism. |
| 16/69 | Yes! You understand! | Thank you! |
| 17/69 | So, I did manage to get everything set up - but then the rain was starting to fall much harder, and the wind... | |
| 18/69 | Grrr! | |
| 19/69 | It was so strong! It was ruining my hair, and my umbrella kept on flipping inside out! | |
| 20/69 | It was so deeply frustrating, my melon. | |
| (Response) | You've come to the right person. "Frustration" is definitely something I can help with. | My poor Sofia! |
| 21/69 | Ooo, I think maybe you are being suggestive with me again. | I found myself wishing for you, for your comfort! |
| 22/69 | I love the way you flirt <3 | I knew you would understand. |
| 23/69 | But wait! | But wait, there is more! |
| 24/69 | I must finish telling you my tale. | |
| 25/69 | Finally, I was ready to begin my report. | |
| 26/69 | But when I started to talk, I could barely even hear myself over the wind and the rain! >.< | |
| 27/69 | I kept trying, but the storm was growing wilder by the moment. | |
| 28/69 | The street became like a river! :O | |
| 29/69 | I watched a little paper boat go by, and be swept into a storm drain.... | |
| 30/69 | I remember thinking to myself, "That probably isn't a good sign." | |
| (Response) | Hmm, that does seem particularly ominous. | Aww, man! I was wondering where my paper boat went... |
| 31/69 | Yes! Although I am not entirely sure why... | I am sorry for your loss, my melon! At least I was not swept away too, although there were moments I wasn't sure... |
| 32/69 | Still, I persevered. | |
| 33/69 | I kept thinking of my loyal viewers, and how they were counting on me. | |
| 34/69 | And then I was thinking of you, imagining that you were watching me, hearing me... | |
| 35/69 | When the hot dog cart floated past, I began to hear your voice in my head, telling me that it was too dangerous for me to be out in weather like that. | |
| 36/69 | But at the same time... | |
| (Response) | At the same time... What? | Let me guess... It felt good? |
| 37/69 | It was just so... | Yes! It felt so... |
| 38/69 | So... | |
| 39/69 | Exhilarating! | |
| 40/69 | Maybe I sort of ... Like the danger? A little bit? | |
| (Response) | I get it. My dating history includes both a bear and an immortal escaped convict. | In that case, you should know that danger is my middle name. |
| 41/69 | My goodness! Yes, you do strike me as an adventurous person. | You must have had eccentric parents! |
| 42/69 | You must have many exciting stories to tell... And I wish to hear them all. | I wish for you to tell me all about them someday. I wish to know all your stories <3 |
| 43/69 | Somehow... | |
| 44/69 | Only through your words... | |
| 45/69 | You have made me feel like a tree struck by lightning! Electrified and hot. | |
| 46/69 | I long to know you, body, mind, and soul. I long to laugh with you... To lay in the grass and look for pictures in the cumulonimbus with you. | |
| 47/69 | Which reminds me to continue my story! | |
| (Response) | Okay, what happened next? | Yes, I'm dying to hear it! |
| 48/69 | Let me see, where was I... | Stay with me, my melon! We are nearing the climax of the tale! |
| 49/69 | I was doing my report, and the storm was very bad, and you were in my head... | So I may have been a little distracted, thinking of you... |
| 50/69 | That's when, all of a sudden... | |
| 51/69 | A giant piece of hail flew right over my head and smashed a window in the building behind me! | |
| 52/69 | My first thought was that it would make fantastic news footage - the kind of clip that might go viral. | |
| 53/69 | My second thought was that my head could have been knocked off! | |
| (Response) | That's terrifying! | Not your head! I love your head! It's where your face is! |
| 54/69 | It was! And the more I thought about it, the more terrifying it seemed. | Yes, this is true - but thankfully my head was fine, and I had captured the perfect "breaking news" video clip! |
| 55/69 | But wait, my melon - because here is the twist. | |
| 56/69 | Afterwards, when I went to pack up the camera, I discovered something so disappointing... | |
| 57/69 | I was never broadcasting anything! | |
| 58/69 | It turns out, I hadn't set up the camera correctly >.< | |
| 59/69 | This is why you wouldn't have seen me on your T.V. after all. | |
| 60/69 | Because I was standing in the rain, reporting on the weather, to no one and nothing! | |
| 61/69 | Ahaha! | |
| (Response) | No way! | That is terrible! And also hilarious! |
| 62/69 | Yes, way! | Yes! I told you it was! |
| 63/69 | I feel so silly! But I cannot help laughing at myself, too. | |
| 64/69 | Luckily, even though it was not broadcasted live, I do have the recording. | |
| 65/69 | So I can take the part where the hail broke the window and post it on Channel 69's social media page ^_^ | |
| (Response) | I'll be sure to like and share. | I'm so glad it worked out, despite all the blips. |
| 66/69 | Thank you for being so supportive! My numero uno fan! | Yes. The important thing is that I am safe and my job was... Sort of done. |
| 67/69 | I would like to share with you a picture, so you can see before anyone else what I have described :) | |
| Pause | 16 hours pause | |
| 68/69 | Here you are, my melon! | |
| 69/69 | [Sofia photo 6] | |
| (Response) | You look cold. I wish I could warm you up in my arms. | With you looking like that, your social media post is definitely going to go viral. |
| 1/∞ | Oh, you are the sweetest and kindest out of everyone I have ever known <3 | I hope so! |
| 2/∞ | I am so happy to know you. | It is my passion to share the weather! The more people I can reach, the most people I can inspire <3 |
| 3/∞ | One day, my melon, we will meet each other. | |
| 4/∞ | Until then... | |
| 5/∞ | We can only finish riding out the storm! | |
| (Response) | Stay safe, Sofia! | You're a forecaster... Can you tell me when that will be? |
| 6/∞ | And you! Xoxoxo | Hee hee... Keep an eye on Channel 69, my sweet <3 |
Moist version
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|---|---|---|
| 1/69 | AAAIIEE! | |
| 2/69 | Melon! | |
| 3/69 | You will not believe what happened while I was doing my weather report! | |
| (Response) | Was it something horrible? | Was it something funny? |
| 4/69 | A little, yes! But also funny. | Looking backwards, I suppose... Yes. |
| 5/69 | I am already starting to look back with laughter, thank goodness. | It was terrible at the time, but we will laugh together, I am sure! |
| 6/69 | Okay. | |
| 7/69 | Remember how I told you all my colleagues went home to shelter from the storm, including my camera operator? | |
| 8/69 | And so I had to do everything myself? | |
| 9/69 | Let me just say... It did not quite go as planned >.< | |
| (Response) | Uh oh... What happened? | Things rarely do, but I'm sure you managed to roll with the punches. |
| 10/69 | Ay-ay-ay! It was one thing after another! | You might not think so once I tell you all the things that went wrong! |
| 11/69 | First, it took much longer than I thought to set up the tripod and the camera equipment. | |
| 12/69 | The camera, it has a tiny raincoat for when we are in damp weather... | |
| 13/69 | But the raincoat kept trying to fly away in the wind! | |
| (Response) | Damp weather? | Did... Did the camera get wet? |
| 14/69 | Damp... Downpour.... What is the difference, really? | No no no! Well... Maybe a little? I'm not sure. But no! |
| 15/69 | (Worst case... I will bring a large container of rice for the camera tomorrow. Rice can fix anything, yes?) | |
| (Response) | Rice is the best. Especially when I want to eat 2000 of something. | I admire your optimism. |
| 16/69 | Yes! You understand! | Thank you! |
| 17/69 | So, I did manage to get everything set up - but then the rain was starting to fall much harder, and the wind... | |
| 18/69 | Grrr! | |
| 19/69 | It was so strong! It was ruining my hair, and my umbrella kept on flipping inside out! | |
| 20/69 | It was so deeply frustrating, my melon. | |
| (Response) | Like... Sexually frustrating? I could probably help with that. | Did you get wet? |
| 21/69 | Ooo! Heehee! I am blushing so hard again! | In more ways than one... Teehee! |
| 22/69 | I love how forward you are with me <3 | Ooo, I could barely stand it. It was the most pleasurable torment... |
| 23/69 | But wait! | But wait, there is more! |
| 24/69 | I must finish telling you my tale. | |
| 25/69 | Finally, I was ready to begin my report. | |
| 26/69 | But when I started to talk, I could barely even hear myself over the wind and the rain! >.< | |
| 27/69 | I kept trying, but the storm was growing wilder by the moment. | |
| 28/69 | The street became like a river! :O | |
| 29/69 | I watched a little paper boat go by, and be swept into a storm drain.... | |
| 30/69 | I remember thinking to myself, "That probably isn't a good sign." | |
| (Response) | Hmm, that does seem particularly ominous. | Aww, man! I was wondering where my paper boat went... |
| 31/69 | Yes! Although I am not entirely sure why... | I am sorry for your loss, my melon! At least I was not swept away too, although there were moments I wasn't sure... |
| 32/69 | Still, I persevered. | |
| 33/69 | I kept thinking of my loyal viewers, and how they were counting on me. | |
| 34/69 | And then I was thinking of you, imagining that you were watching me, hearing me... | |
| 35/69 | When the hot dog cart floated past, I began to hear your voice in my head, telling me that it was too dangerous for me to be out in weather like that. | |
| 36/69 | But at the same time... | |
| (Response) | At the same time... What? | Let me guess... It felt good? |
| 37/69 | It was just so... | Yes! It felt so... |
| 38/69 | So... | |
| 39/69 | Stimulating! | |
| 40/69 | Which may also have been because of the vibrator I was wearing. | |
| (Response) | The what now? | How unprofessional of you! Tell me more! |
| 41/69 | Heehee... Yes, it is true! | Yes, I know! |
| 42/69 | I am a naughty meteorologist. | I could not help myself. |
| 43/69 | Talking to you as I prepared for the storm... | |
| 44/69 | I felt such a strong need. | |
| 45/69 | And so I decided to use my vibrator... | |
| 46/69 | The one that can stay discreetly under my skirt, teasing me and filling me with pleasure as I go about my business... | |
| 47/69 | I think they call this... Multitasking? | |
| (Response) | Do you do this often? | That is so hot. |
| 48/69 | I have been tempted, when there is a big weather event happening... | Even the thought of it makes me wet all over again... |
| 49/69 | But it was the thought of you that made me ache so badly I could not resist! | But there is a downside! |
| 50/69 | I became distracted... | |
| 51/69 | I could feel myself building towards orgasm... I tried so hard to keep my composure, and then... | |
| 52/69 | A giant gust of wind blew my dress up, right in front of the camera, revealing everything! | |
| 53/69 | I couldn't stop it from happening! I came so hard, then and there, crying out in unison with a roar of thunder! | |
| (Response) | Oh, wow. Talk about exposure. | Oh my god! |
| 54/69 | I know! It is not how I wanted to become famous! | I know! It is shocking! I was so afraid that I would be fired if my supervisors saw what had happened. |
| 55/69 | The most I could hope for was that somehow, nobody noticed that moment. | |
| 56/69 | But here is the twist, my melon... Afterwards, when I went to pack up the camera, I discovered... | |
| 57/69 | I was never broadcasting anything! | |
| 58/69 | Like a gift from the heavens, I realized I hadn't set up the camera properly. | |
| 59/69 | This is why you wouldn't have seen me on your T.V. after all. | |
| 60/69 | Because I was standing in the rain, reporting on the weather, to no one and nothing! | |
| 61/69 | Ahaha! | |
| (Response) | No way! That's unbelievable. | Talk about a stroke of luck! |
| 62/69 | I know! But it is true. | Very much so! |
| 63/69 | I am so glad, because I do not want the world to see me that way. I only want you to see me that way... | |
| 64/69 | And, as it turns out, even though it was not broadcasted live, I do have the recording. | |
| 65/69 | So, I am going to delete everything, but... Not before I send you a special, for-your-eyes-only screenshot. | |
| (Response) | Yes please. | I am the luckiest human alive. |
| 66/69 | Heehee <3 | You are making me swoon! |
| 67/69 | Just wait until you see what I managed to capture for you ;) | |
| Pause | 16 hours pause | |
| 68/69 | Here you are, my melon! | |
| 69/69 | [NSFW Photo] | |
| (Response) | You are a goddess, and I am not worthy. | This mas to be the hottest, most intense thing I've ever seen. I share your love for storms now. |
| 1/∞ | I love the way you worship me. | ? |
| 2/∞ | You make me feel so beautiful! So desired! | ? |
| 3/∞ | One day, my melon, we will meet each other. | |
| 4/∞ | Until then... | |
| 5/∞ | We can only finish riding out the storm! | |
| (Response) | Stay safe, Sofia! | You're a forecaster... Can you tell me when that will be? |
| 6/∞ | And you! Xoxoxo | Hee hee... Keep an eye on Channel 69, my sweet <3 |
Fifth Conversation
[edit | edit source]| Progress | SFW chat | |
|---|---|---|
| 1/33 | Melon, it is time for me to confess... | |
| (Response) | Your love for me? I knew it! | Have you been keeping secrets? And here I thought you trusted me... |
| 2/33 | Haha! No, no! Silly melon. | Ayy, don't tease me so! |
| 3/33 | I like you very much, but I have not even met you for real yet! | Of course I trust you. That's why I'm telling you my little secret now! |
| 4/33 | The truth is, I have been working on a very special, top-secret project! | |
| 5/33 | Does this excite you? | |
| (Response) | So much! The curiosity is killing me! | I'm certainly intrigued. Tell me more. |
| 6/33 | Heehee! Hold your horse, and I will tell you. | Yes, yes! I knew you would be eager to learn. |
| 7/33 | I have invented something. | |
| 8/33 | It is a continuation of my thesis project... But more complicated than that. | |
| 9/33 | To put it very simply for you, it's an experimental weather machine! | |
| (Response) | Cool! What does it do? | Interesting... Are you looking for investors? |
| 10/33 | Aha! That is for me to know! | Why, are you looking to invest? Teehee! |
| 11/33 | And for you to find out, little melon. | You don't have to try so hard to impress me, melon <3 |
| 12/33 | Soon, I will be revealing my new invention to the world! | |
| 13/33 | I am to give a presentation about it at this year's Climatology Symposium! | |
| (Response) | Whoa, that sounds fancy! Is it fancy? | Never heard of it! Do I need to dress up? |
| 14/33 | It is a *muy importante* event. You should look your very best! | Eeee! Does that mean you would like to come? Because I was hoping you would! |
| 15/33 | If you don't have anything to wear, maybe I could introduce you to my wardrobe department? Heehee! | To answer you, the dress code is "Business Professional." |
| 16/33 | Oo! I have just been struck by an idea, like lightning! | |
| 17/33 | I don't want my beloved melon to be just another face in the crowd. | |
| 18/33 | I want you to be on stage with me! | |
| (Response) | I'll hide under the podium and whisper your lines to you! | I'll stand really really still and pretend to be your podium! |
| 19/33 | Heehee! I will have my speech already memorized by then, but thank you for your idea. | Haha! You would be the cutest podium in the whole world <3 |
| 20/33 | Oh, I know! | |
| 21/33 | You can be my assistant! That is how we will do it. | |
| 22/33 | When I give you the cue, you will pull the sheet off my weather machine with a flourish! | |
| 23/33 | Then you will use your arms to say, "Tada!" | |
| (Response) | I think I can handle an elaborate reveal like that, sure. | And the crowd will go wild! |
| 24/33 | I know you can, melon! <3 | Yes, exactly! |
| 25/33 | Eee, I am even more excited than ever now! | |
| 26/33 | I will have my producer make a call sheet for you, that will tell you where to be and when to be there! | |
| 27/33 | I cannot wait to share this moment in my career with you, melon. | |
| 28/33 | Thank you for your wonderful support! | |
| (Response) | Anything for my favorite Miss Forecast of all time. | I'm excited too. I've never been an assistant at a Climate Symposium before. |
| 29/33 | Eee you know how to make me blush and squeal! | Teehee! I think I will have many new things for you to experience ;) |
| 30/33 | Ayy, it is too bad we have to cut this short - but I must go! I'm needed on set in only five minutes. | |
| 31/33 | I will see you soon, my melon. | |
| 32/33 | But you will see me sooner... On the 6 o'clock news! | |
| 33/33 | <3 | |
Dialogue List
[edit | edit source]First Meeting
[edit | edit source]- The day of the symposium arrives, and Sofia charms the audience with her exceptional public-speaking skills. She's so charismatic, in fact, that you can't quite remember what you're supposed to be doing!
- You notice some instructions on the weather machine, and in an effort to be helpful, you follow them.
- Weather machine - CRUSHED!
- Chaos ensues. Clouds form, ducks begin to fall, and the audience evacuates, leaving a shocked Sofia unable to finish her speech. It looks like you really rained on her parade!
Adversary
- I am not upset. It is just... raining on my face. Waaahhh!
Sorry
[edit | edit source]- It was just a little something I was tinkering with... Ai, who am I kidding! I was going to revolutionize my field!
- Thunder only happens when it's raining, and players - they only love you when they are playing. So, are you a player, melon? Are you!?
- I thought there was a spark between us. It may have fizzled out.
- Maybe it's for the best. I mean, I would have to get a patent... Arrange for manufacture... Do marketing to demonstrate its amazing features... Make lots of money... It all sounds like a bit of a headache.
Gift
[edit | edit source]- Is it okay if I throw this in a tornado? Just to see what will happen. For science.
Poke
[edit | edit source]- Aff! Please! I'm a professional!
Upgrade to Nuisance
[edit | edit source]- Ai ai ai. How can you be so cute and yet so incompetent at the same time?
- I am sorry for being harsh. It was an honest mistake. A big, dumb, honest mistake. I will probably forgive you.
You and Sofia are off to a stormy start!
Nuisance
- I became a meteorologist in order to predict the weather! Too bad I never foresaw THIS ducking downpour...
Sorry
[edit | edit source]- Maybe it's for the best. I mean, I would have to get a patent... Arrange for manufacture... Do marketing to demonstrate its amazing features... Make lots of money... It all sounds like a bit of a headache.
- At least my makeup isn't running. My team of stylists does a wonderful job of making me waterproof!
- If you want me to warm back up, you will have to give me some time. I may be making a cold shoulder at you, but I am not permafrosty!
- I'll make sure I have an even more impressive weather machine to show off at next year's climatology symposium. It'll be faster, stronger... And I'll remove the headphone jack!
- To be honest... I did not know my weather machine could make so many ducks. I feel terrible. I don't have a bathtub big enough for all of them!
Gift
[edit | edit source]- Is it okay if I throw this in a tornado? Just to see what will happen. For science.
Poke
[edit | edit source]- Eek! If you keep going like this, it will mess up my hair! Then what will my loyal viewers think? Teehee!
Upgrade to Frenemy
[edit | edit source]- It seems like you are really determined to make me feel better. Maybe there's something I can say to make you feel a little better too...?
- No, I am not flirting with you! ...This time. I was just going to tell you that all of my research is backed up in the clouds, so you don't have to beat yourself up. Much.
Sofia now considers you her Frenemy!
Frenemy
- You, my melon, are the rainbow AND the storm.
Sorry
[edit | edit source]- I'll make sure I have an even more impressive weather machine to show off at next year's climatology symposium. It'll be faster, stronger... And I'll remove the headphone jack!
- To be honest... I did not know my weather machine could make so many ducks. I feel terrible. I don't have a bathtub big enough for all of them!
- The good news is I am already starting to look back at what happened with laughter! For example, did you see Captain Maisy's face when that rubber duck got stuck on her peg leg? Heeheehee!
- Well, things didn't go as planned, but I can't let my sorrow keep me from my duties. My loyal viewers are counting on me to report the weather! And also this week's winning lottery numbers!
- Have you noticed my mood always matches the weather? If there's weather, I'm in the mood for it!
- Ayy, melon... I have been up since 5 AM! I think it is time for a visit to the Queen Bean Coffee House. Take me there? If you can guess my drink order correctly, I'll instantly forgive you for everything! Heehee!
- You think I am shorter than I look on TV? Wait until I take off my heels!
Gift
[edit | edit source]- *gasp* How did you know I wanted this? You predicted it more accurately than I predict the weather! Awww. This is why I could never stay mad at you, melon.
Poke
[edit | edit source]- Eek! If you keep going like this, it will mess up my hair! Then what will my loyal viewers think? Teehee!
Upgrade to Acquaintance
[edit | edit source]- They say lightning doesn't strike the same place twice, but it is actually quite common! So - do you think you are ready for a second chance?
- Okay, let's make like a cyclone and give it a whirl!
You and Sofia are Acquaintances. Not bad!
Acquaintance
- Oh! I almost didn't see you there! This book of historic global temperature charts is very engrossing.
Talk
[edit | edit source]- Have you noticed my mood always matches the weather? If there's weather, I'm in the mood for it!
- Ayy, melon... I have been up since 5 AM! I think it is time for a visit to the Queen Bean Coffee House. Take me there? If you can guess my drink order correctly, I'll instantly forgive you for everything! Heehee!
- You think I am shorter than I look on TV? Wait until I take off my heels!
- So. Now that you have seen me in person, without the perfect studio lighting and a makeup artist to touch me up every five minutes... What do you think? Am I as pretty as you thought? Teehee!
- People tell me I need to get my head out of the clouds, but why? They are so fascinating!
- Tell me about yourself, melon! I know you have many exciting stories to share. Please? My mind wishes to be tickled and enticed!
Gift
[edit | edit source]- *gasp* How did you know I wanted this? You predicted it more accurately than I predict the weather! Awww. This is why I could never stay mad at you, melon.
Poke
[edit | edit source]- Eek! If you keep going like this, it will mess up my hair! Then what will my loyal viewers think? Teehee!
- Teehee! I'm not very ticklish, melon, but you are welcome to keep trying!
Upgrade to Friendzoned
[edit | edit source]- Whenever you come around, I hear the tinkling of happy music! Maybe it's the loose change in your pocket?
- I do love a melon who knows how to save for a rainy day. Eee, there is hope for you!
You and Sofia are Friends now! Easy breezy!
Friendzoned
- Rise and shine! The sun is high, and so are my spirits. How are you today?
Talk
[edit | edit source]- Sometimes, I have these nightmares where right in the middle of a long range forecast I realize...I've been naked the entire time! Then I wake up and remember that is an actual job that pays twice as well as my current position.
- Today in the forecast... Mud! Are you wondering how? You see, a dust storm came from the west, and a rainstorm came from the gulf, and BAM! Mud. Make sure you have a heavy-duty umbrella with you!
- I'm a one-in-a-Brazilian million! Wait, I got that backwards...
- When I was a girl, I used to watch storms from the window with my mother. We would wear blankets as capes and count the time between lightning and thunder. Truthfully, I miss those days...
- Did you hear the story of the tornado? There is a twist at the end! Heehee! You have the most adorable laugh, melon.
Gift
[edit | edit source]- Obrigada! I'd say you shouldn't have, but I like it too much!
Poke
[edit | edit source]- Eek! If you keep going like this, it will mess up my hair! Then what will my loyal viewers think? Teehee!
- Teehee! I'm not very ticklish, melon, but you are welcome to keep trying!
Upgrade to Awkward Besties
[edit | edit source]- I was thinking about the way we used to message back and forth... That connection we felt, that spark... And I realized...
- I cannot stay mad at my numero uno fan! I miss flirting with you, my melon. The spark is back, and all I want is to keep having fun together!
Sofia and you are Besties! It's only a little Awkward.
Awkward Besties
- Follow me, quick! I want to show you this rare cloud formation before it blows away!
Flirt
[edit | edit source]- I'm a one-in-a-Brazilian million! Wait, I got that backwards...
- When I was a girl, I used to watch storms from the window with my mother. We would wear blankets as capes and count the time between lightning and thunder. Truthfully, I miss those days...
- Did you hear the story of the tornado? There is a twist at the end! Heehee! You have the most adorable laugh, melon.
- My idea of the perfect date would be... Hmm. April 25th! It is not too hot, not too cold. All you need is a light jacket and someone special to keep you company.
- You should come with a severe weather warning, because like a hurricane, you have blown me away! This, of course, is a figure of speech. Please never ignore serious weather alerts!
- Why does it seem like the weather is so nice whenever we're together? Is it a localized meteorological event? Or something more?
- I am working on revising the design of my weather machine. Do you think a lockbox on the controls is too much? Heehee!
Gift
[edit | edit source]- Obrigada! I'd say you shouldn't have, but I like it too much!
Poke
[edit | edit source]- Teehee! I'm not very ticklish, melon, but you are welcome to keep trying!
- Hahaha! A tickle attack, right now!? I never forecasted that!
Upgrade to Crush
[edit | edit source]- The weather today will be great for windsurfing! Do you want to go? We might fall in the water, but it's fun to get wet!
- Aayyy, I didn't mean it like that! Haha! Don't look at me, I'm blushing like a tomato!
Sofia has a Crush on you. How sweet!
Crush
- If you are ever having a bad day, I will happily give you a little bit of my sunshine!
Flirt
[edit | edit source]- Brazil is the best for many things. It has the most delicious coffee, the most beautiful beaches... and the most gorgeous women. Teehee! You agree?
- You are such a... Such a... Oh, what's the word in English? Oh yes, an adorable pastry, that's right!
- That look - oh no! Is something wrong? Unless... Is it... Were you shocked by my beauty? Yes, I did do something different with my hair today! Teehee!
- When you look at me like that, it's like a storm is coming to sweep me away. Let's just say there is a 99% chance I may be into you. More after Sports!
- My avó called to tell me about a dream she had. In this dream, I brought melon-flavored marshmallows to our family potluck! It's a good omen for our relationship, I think.
- Let's do something reckless, wild, and crazy. Let's go out without our umbrellas!
Gift
[edit | edit source]- How very sweet! Like sunshine in the spring!
Poke
[edit | edit source]- Teehee! I'm not very ticklish, melon, but you are welcome to keep trying!
- Hahaha! A tickle attack, right now!? I never forecasted that!
Upgrade to Sweetheart
[edit | edit source]- Oh, melon... My feelings for you are making my head spin! It's like being in a tornado, and I can't stop all these crazy thoughts. Is there any chance you feel the same?
- Oh, that makes me so happy! Suddenly it's like I'm seeing everything in technicolor! Eeee!
The sun will always come out tomorrow. You've become Sofia's Sweetheart!
Sweetheart
- Didn't you watch my segment this morning? You are very underdressed! Not that I mind... Teehee!
Flirt
[edit | edit source]- When you look at me like that, it's like a storm is coming to sweep me away. Let's just say there is a 99% chance I may be into you. More after Sports!
- My avó called to tell me about a dream she had. In this dream, I brought melon-flavored marshmallows to our family potluck! It's a good omen for our relationship, I think.
- Let's do something reckless, wild, and crazy. Let's go out without our umbrellas!
- You are so cool, and you make me want to snuggle. You are like if sweater weather was a person!
- Oh, how I love the summer! When the weather is hot, I get to see so much of your skin. Ahh, but in winter... There is so much cuddling under blankets to be done! This is why I could never choose a favorite season.
- Eeek! I had a terrible dream that an F5 tornado was heading for us, and there were SHARKS in it! Hold me until I stop trembling, melon! And even then, please don't let go.
Gift
[edit | edit source]- How very sweet! Like sunshine in the spring!
Poke
[edit | edit source]- Hahaha! A tickle attack, right now!? I never forecasted that!
- Your turn! Let's see... Are you ticklish here? Or here? How about... Here? Heeheehee!
Upgrade to Girlfriend
[edit | edit source]- Every day, I tell my loyal viewers how I love them from the bottom of my heart. But what I feel for you is a different kind of affection. You know that, don't you melon?
- You are more precious to me than anyone. I mean it not from the bottom of my heart, but from the tips of my toes! That is further down, so it is much more meaningful.
Sofia is your Girlfriend! Your girlfriend is on TV!
Girlfriend
- Meu Amor! You are like the sun - so hot!
Flirt
[edit | edit source]- You are so cool, and you make me want to snuggle. You are like if sweater weather was a person!
- Oh, how I love the summer! When the weather is hot, I get to see so much of your skin. Ahh, but in winter... There is so much cuddling under blankets to be done! This is why I could never choose a favorite season.
- Eeek! I had a terrible dream that an F5 tornado was heading for us, and there were SHARKS in it! Hold me until I stop trembling, melon! And even then, please don't let go.
- I named a hurricane after you! Sadly, it might have been a mistake. After I warned my viewers to prepare for “Hurricane Marshmallow,” I began receiving reports of people putting mugs of hot cocoa on their lawns...
Gift
[edit | edit source]- Eeee! These are always sold out when I go looking! It is as though some quadrillionaire was buying up thousands at a time... Thank you!
Poke
[edit | edit source]- Hahaha! A tickle attack, right now!? I never forecasted that!
- Your turn! Let's see... Are you ticklish here? Or here? How about... Here? Heeheehee!
Upgrade to Lover
[edit | edit source]- I can't contain this feeling! Should I shout it from the rooftops? Should I announce it on the air? I want the WORLD to know!
- But you are my world, which means you're the only one I need to say these words to: Te amo. I love you. I'm yours.
Be cool, be cool... Sofia is in Love with you!
Lover
- Do you hear that sound? It is the thundering of my heart when you are near! Come closer, and put your head on my chest. See? It is getting even louder!
- You, my melon, are like a bolt of lightning. Sometimes shocking, very striking, and just so electro-cute!
- There is good news for us, melon: it's going to rain all day! Perfect cuddling weather!
- Did you remember sunscreen? I'd hate to see those cute little cheeks get burnt! We are headed to the nude beach today, aren't we?
- If kisses were snowflakes, I'd give you a blizzard!
- Quick! How about a good luck kiss before I go on the air?
- (Naked) I love to feel the rain on my skin! And the wind, and the snow, and the.... Actually, I'm cold. You'd better come hold me!
- (Naked) This weather is muy caliente... Much too hot for clothes, melon! Join me!
- (Naked) Mmm, it's a bit nipply out there today, isn't tit? But that's not all - so why don't you come here and I'll give you the breast of the forecast? Teehee! I hope you don't mind I am in a silly mood!
Seduce
[edit | edit source]- I named a hurricane after you! Sadly, it might have been a mistake. After I warned my viewers to prepare for “Hurricane Marshmallow,” I began receiving reports of people putting mugs of hot cocoa on their lawns...
- You're the solar power of lovers - clean, sustainable, and so, so sexy!
- My avó always told me I should make time for love, because otherwise, life would fill up with other things. And she was right. For a long time, I allowed myself to be “too busy” for relationships. I'm so glad I decided to start listening to her!
- My makeup artist will kill me for smearing my lipstick, but I don't care. I just have to kiss you! Mwa!
- You are my sunshine, my only sunshine... And when I'm singing in the rain, it's because of you! I know I can't carry a tune in a bucket, but whatever the weather, we're perfect together.
- Melon! I saw a cloud in the sky that looked just like you! Actually, most clouds I see these days look just like you. It must be because I am in love!
- I hope it won't hurt my ratings when viewers find out their Miss Forecast is off the market!
- Have you ever made love under a waterfall? No? I guess a shower will do. Teehee!
- I've been having insomnia lately, melon. Will you help lull me to sleep by reading out the names of clouds? Stratus, Cumulus, Cirrus...
- I love tropical weather. The heat, the humidity. It's like living inside a hug! My hair does get a bit frizzy, though...
- What on earth did I think about all day long before I met you? Oh, that's right. Atmospheric science. Teehee!
- I can tell you're a keeper, because your eyes don't glaze over as soon as I start to talk about pressure systems. Heehee!
- Oof! Earlier, I had to give an extreme weather report standing out in the hail. I've got bruises all over. Will you kiss them better?
- Rio has the bluest sky in the world. It was the most beautiful thing I had ever seen... up until I met you.
- I'm a climate expert. You can trust me when I say you're hot stuff!
- Every weather girl needs her perfect anchor. Thank you for keeping me grounded.
- I'm often told I have the perfect hourglass figure. But now and forever, it is your hourglass. So...? Take your time, melon...
- I have a little secret for you, melon... Look under your pillow tonight, and you will find an envelope filled with special pictures of me, designed to tease your mind! Heehee!
- There is nothing better than a juicy Brazilian mango when they're in season... but I can think of something else that might still satisfy.
- Have I ever told you what the opposite of a cold front is? A warm back! Hug me from behind and you will see - and feel - what I mean. Heehee!
- There is nothing like the sound of rain on the roof. Except for maybe the sound of thunder echoing off mountains. Or the sound of a strong wind blowing snowflakes past a window. I am starting to think maybe I just like the sound of weather...
- I'm not going to pay attention to the weather today - I want to spend all day under the covers with you!
- Some weather girl I am! Sometimes I get so distracted fantasizing about you that a tornado could tear through the studio and I wouldn't even notice.
- Work can be so hectic. It's all timing and cues and reading from the teleprompter. It is so soothing to come home and be with you where there is no script - only love.
- Eee! One look from you and I'm melting like an ice cube in a heatwave! Will I ever get used to it? I hope not!
- Our long range forecast is looking really good. I feel 100% confident predicting a lifetime of bliss by your side.
- (Naked) My breasts don't know when it is going to rain... But aaiiii, my nipples definitely know when it is chilly out!
- (Naked) I like to call this phase of the relationship the "Rainy Season" - because things get so wet!
- (Naked) Is this enough of an eyeful for you? Maybe you should grab a handful as well...
- (Naked) Meu Deus! I love it when you blow on the back of my neck! It makes all sorts of things on my body tingle!
- (Naked) Of course I don't have tan lines! You know how serious I am about sunscreen.
- (Naked) They say April showers bring May flowers. Well, if you shower me with roses, you "may" see my tulips spread...
- (Naked) Dance with me, melon! My hips are ready - let us do the horizontal samba!
- (Naked) Have you ever had a Brazillian with a brazilian? I hope I'm not too cliché, darling!
- (Naked) Do you know what I had to do to win gold at the weather forecasting competition? I had to beat the "raining" champion! Ha! Made you laugh. Seriously though... for you, I would come second. You can come first...
Gift
[edit | edit source]- Eeee! These are always sold out when I go looking! It is as though some quadrillionaire was buying up thousands at a time... Thank you!
- Meu Amor! This warms my heart like sunshine on a cloudy day!
- This is EXACTLY what I wanted! I love it. I'm going to shower you with kisses now!
- Cute! It reminds me of you! I have just the spot for it... next to my wind socks!
- Aiiiiii! I love it, I love it, I love it! THANK YOU!
- [School Uniform] Heehee! Does this makes me look like a Doctoral candidate?
- [Bathing Suit] Ah, yes! This is the perfect time for a new bikini, because there is a heatwave coming! Now will you help me rub sunscreen all over myself?
- [Diamond Ring] I am predicting clear skies on our wedding day! And if it does rain, that really will be ironic...
- [Holiday Outfit] Adorable! It isn't very warm, though... Which means if the weather outside is frightful, we'll have to cuddle up! Oooh, you're such a clever melon! Teehee!
- [Lingerie] Obrigada! I like this. So light and breezy!
- [Birthday Suit] Such a whirlwind of a day! It is surprising my clothes have stayed on... Whoops! There they go!
- [Any Outfit] All those years of schooling, and I still had to learn the hard way not to wear green during my broadcasts!
Poke
[edit | edit source]- Your turn! Let's see... Are you ticklish here? Or here? How about... Here? Heeheehee!
- Mmm. I love the way your fingers dance across my skin!
- Heehee! If you want to see me dance, why not take me to the Copacabana?
- (Naked) Ooooh, you are rocking me just like a hurricane. Do it harder!
- (Naked) Your fingers are like warm raindrops on my skin. Gentle, arousing... I want more. Give me a storm!
- (Naked) Ooh! I think you found my Intertropical Convergence Zone! Teehee!
- (Naked) Ooooh, melon! Things between you and I are heating up faster than the polar ice caps, teehee! Oh, I made myself sad.
Sex Scene
[edit | edit source]- It's a dark and stormy night, and there is more passion than usual in Sofia's kisses. She undresses and runs her hands over herself, moaning in time with the thunder that follows each flash of lightning. “I can't take it anymore. I need you, my melon. Make love to me now!”
- When the storm breaks, Sofia gives you a playful look. “That was incredible... I may have to tell work I'm feeling under the weather, so that I can stay in bed all day with you.” She giggles, totally relaxed, but you know it's just the calm before another incredible storm.
Dates
[edit | edit source]- [Moonlight Stroll] Ah, such a warm night for a stroll! Going by how fast the crickets were chirping, I'd say it was about 69 degrees. Just as I predicted!
- [Movie Theater] That film was so dreamy! My favorite part was when the two leads kissed in the pouring rain. Ahh... Wouldn't it be sweet to experience something like that? Wait a moment while I check my forecast...
- [Sightseeing] According to my calculations, that wind was a four on the Beaufort scale. And that date was a ten on the wonderful scale!
- [Beach] Teehee! Do you want to hear a dirty little secret? I forecasted a rainy day this morning... so that we could have the beach to ourselves this afternoon!
Dialogue about Ayeka
[edit | edit source]- Oh no! My pointer! She is broken! Who could have done this? And how will I show my loyal viewers where the weather is happening!?
- My goodness! Look at that gloomy little raincloud of a girl. She is as ominous as a dark fog!
- *gasp* Someone has broken into my lab and smashed all of my barometers! Oooo, if I ever catch this person... they are going to feel the pressure!
- Melon, I'm shocked! A disgruntled viewer phoned the station to complain that there was too much rain, and that it was difficult for them to follow people home! There is so much wrong here... Where do I even begin?
- Is that strange girl following us? Oh, she must be one of my loyal viewers! Aww, she is shy. Should I offer to take a picture with her?
- Oo! I think that girl just pinched my bum! Grrr... It's probably because of those online rumors saying I use padded shapewear. Well, now she knows it is not true!
Requirements Table
[edit | edit source]| Relationship Level | Requirements | Completion Reward | |||
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| Requirement 2 | Requirement 3 | Requirement 4 | |||
| Adversary | 5,000,000 | ||||
| Nuisance | 100,000,000 | ||||
| Frenemy | 2 × 109 (2 Billion) |
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| Acquaintance | 40 × 109 (40 Billion) |
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| Friendzoned | 1 × 1012 (1 Trillion) |
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| Awkward Besties | 25 × 1012 (25 Trillion) |
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| Crush | 750 × 1012 (750 Trillion) |
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| Sweetheart | 22.5 × 1015 (22.5 Quadrillion) |
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| Girlfriend | 675 × 1015 (675 Quadrillion) |
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| Lover | You did it! | ||||
| Adversary | Req.s | |
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| Reward | ||
| Nuisance | Req.s | |
| Reward | ||
| Frenemy | Req.s | (2 Billion) Affection |
| Reward | ||
| Acquaintance | Req.s | (40 Billion) Affection |
| Reward | ||
| Friendzoned | Req.s | (1 Trillion) Affection |
| Reward | ||
| Awkward Besties | Req.s | (25 Trillion) Affection |
| Reward | ||
| Crush | Req.s | (750 Trillion) Affection |
| Reward | ||
| Sweetheart | Req.s | (22.5 Quadrillion) Affection |
| Reward | ||
| Girlfriend | Req.s | (675 Quadrillion) Affection |
| Reward | ||
| Lover | You did it! | |
Trivia
[edit | edit source]- Sofia refers to objects (her pointer and phone) with gendered pronouns. This is unusual in English, but very common in Romance languages, like Spanish.
- When Sofia says she knows the storm is going to start soon because her "beloved abuela just called me to say that her knees are aching." This could be a reference to Star Wars: The Phantom Menace, when the old woman on Tatooine tells Anakin that her bones were aching, and so a sandstorm must be coming.
- Sofia is a Brazilian. She often says words in Portuguese and talks about Brazilian culture, like in one of her dialogues when she mentions a Brazilian neighborhood called "Copacabana".
- Sofia's height is 5'4'' (162 cm).
Gallery
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"Okay here it is! Hee hee! Sorry! My phone - sometimes she is so stubborn!"
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"Here you are. A special gift, to put your mind at ease. But also to tickle it and make it restless once more!"
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Mobile Version
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"So now you can imagine me..."
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Mobile Version
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"I hope this comforts and inspires you <3"
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"It´s almost time for me to do my report."
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"Here you are, my melon!."
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Bonus: First picture with transparent background
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Mobile
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Holiday Outfit
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School Uniform
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Bathing Suit
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Diamond Ring
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Sprites - DX Wedding Dress
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Likes You LOTS
Holiday Outfit
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School Uniform
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Likes You
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Likes You LOTS
Bathing Suit
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Likes You LOTS
Diamond Ring
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Likes You LOTS
Deluxe Wedding Dress
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Likes You LOTS
References
[edit | edit source]- ↑ From the 10th Anniversary Artbook
