The Spring Fling Event is an Easter-themed Parallel Event in Crush Crush, first taking place from Thursday April 13 until April 17, spanning a total of four days.
This Event takes place within a Parallel Universe, where Time blocks, Reset boosts, and everything else are completely reset. You must start from scratch.
As with all Parallel Events, this event features "Goals", which can be completed in order to earn various items and boosts that are helpful in progressing further in the event, such as Speed Boosts, Time Skips, Time Blocks, Money, and Cookies. Additionally, some goals offer rewards for the Main Game, such as an Event Achievement and an array of outfits. If you complete every Goal before the event ends, you will be able to unlock the grand prize: a fully date-able Girl for the Main Game.
Upon entering the Event, you're greeted with an opening cutscene/dialogue which plays out as the following:
(You find yourself somewhere both familiar and not familiar. It's almost like you've stepped into...)
(A PARALLEL UNIVERSE!)
(The sky is clear and blue. A butterfly flutters by. In the distance you see a very pretty...girl? bunny? skipping through a field of wildflowers towards you.)
Mallory: Oh dear, I'm late! I'm late for a very important festival!
Mallory: Are you heading to the festival too? We can scurry over together! C'mon, I'll show you the way!
You then exit the Dialogue, and are greeted by Qpiddy explaining the event:
Welcome to the Spring Fling Event! This limited-time event takes place in a parallel universe filled with fresh flowers, chocolate eggs, and cute little bunnies. How cheerful!
In this universe, all your delightful jobs and candy-coated hobbies start at level 0. The same goes for any girls you meet, and they'll pay out Jelly Beans as you get to know them!
Make sure you spend your Jelly Beans while you can! Since Jelly Beans can't travel between universes, you won't be able to keep them once the Spring Fling Event ends.
The good news is, Diamonds CAN travel between universes! That means your Diamonds are shared between the Spring Fling Event and your main game.
By the way, you'll earn rewards based on the progress you make during the Spring Fling Event. You can claim your rewards in the "Goals" tab.
At the end of the event, any Outfits or Character rewards you've earned will travel back through the portal with you to your main game.
Just remember, Speed Boosts, Time Blocks, and Jelly Beans CAN'T travel back with you, so spend them before the timer runs out!
Oh, and just so you know, you can return to the main game any time by going to the "Return" tab!
That about covers it. Have fun, and enjoy the Spring Fling Event!
This Event comes with all-new Festive Themed Jobs and Hobbies as listed here:
Level
Title
Earnings
Time
$ Per Min
Needed Shifts
Time Blocks
1
Rabbit's Foot Holder
$10
4s
$150
4
2
2
Faux-Fur Wearer
$12
4s
$180
40
2
3
Cottontail Copycat
$16
4s
$240
360
2
4
Jelly Bean Distributor
$21
4s
$315
2,880
2
5
Bunny Kigu Model
$29
4s
$435
20,160
2
6
Silly Rabbit
$41
4s
$615
120,960
2
7
Hare Apparent
$62
4s
$930
604,800
2
8
Painted Egg Provider
$93
4s
$1,395
2,419,200
2
9
Spring Festival Mascot
$149
4s
$2,235
7,257,600
2
10
Mechanical Rabbit Suit Operator
$238
4s
$3,570
Maxed
2
Level
Title
Earnings Per Min (base)
Needed Shifts
1
Rabbit's Foot Holder
$150
4
2
Faux-Fur Wearer
$180
40
3
Cottontail Copycat
$240
360
4
Jelly Bean Distributor
$315
2880
5
Bunny Kigu Model
$435
20160
6
Silly Rabbit
$615
120960
7
Hare Apparent
$930
604800
8
Painted Egg Provider
$1,395
2419200
9
Spring Festival Mascot
$2,235
7257600
10
Mechanical Rabbit Suit Operator
$3,570
Maxed
Level
Title
Earnings
Time
$ Per Min
Needed Shifts
Time Blocks
1
Fond of Stripes
$35
6s
$350
70
3
2
Just Winging It
$46
6s
$460
280
3
3
Wanna-Bee
$60
6s
$600
1,120
3
4
Busy Bee
$78
6s
$780
4,480
3
5
Bee Friend
$101
6s
$1,010
20,160
3
6
Honey Bunny
$141
6s
$1,410
90,720
3
7
True Beeliever
$197
6s
$1,970
453,600
3
8
Pollentician
$276
6s
$2,760
2,268,000
3
9
The Bees Knees
$386
6s
$3,860
11,340,000
3
10
Bee Lawyer
$540
6s
$5,400
Maxed
3
Level
Title
Earnings Per Min (base)
Needed Shifts
1
Fond of Stripes
$350
70
2
Just Winging It
$460
280
3
Wanna-Bee
$600
1120
4
Busy Bee
$780
4480
5
Bee Friend
$1,010
20160
6
Honey Bunny
$1,410
90720
7
True Beeliever
$1,970
453600
8
Pollentician
$2,760
2268000
9
The Bees Knees
$3,860
11340000
10
Bee Lawyer
$5,400
Maxed
Level
Title
Earnings
Time
$ Per Min
Needed Shifts
Time Blocks
1
Sprout Spritzer
$300
30s
$600
450
4
2
Pot Protector
$420
28s
$900
1,800
4
3
Sunlight Searcher
$588
26s
$1,356.92
6,300
4
4
Soil Supervisor
$764
24s
$1,910
22,050
4
5
Branch Braider
$993
22s
$2,708.18
66,150
4
6
Leaf Lover
$1,192
20s
$3,576
198,450
4
7
Blossom Buff
$1,430
18s
$4,766.67
595,350
4
8
Fruit Fanatic
$1,573
16s
$5,898.75
1,488,375
4
9
Mini-Tree Master
$1,730
14s
$7,414.29
3,720,938
4
10
Growing Guru
$1,903
12s
$9,515
Maxed
4
Level
Title
Earnings Per Min (base)
Needed Shifts
1
Sprout Spritzer
$600
450
2
Pot Protector
$900
1800
3
Sunlight Searcher
$1,356.92
6300
4
Soil Supervisor
$1,910
22050
5
Branch Braider
$2,708.18
66150
6
Leaf Lover
$3,576
198450
7
Blossom Buff
$4,766.67
595350
8
Fruit Fanatic
$5,898.75
1488375
9
Mini-Tree Master
$7,414.29
3720938
10
Growing Guru
$9,515
Maxed
Level
Title
Earnings
Time
$ Per Min
Needed Shifts
Time Blocks
1
Lollypop Licker
$120
6s
$1,200
700
4
2
Gum Chewer
$156
6s
$1,560
3,500
4
3
Taffy Puller
$203
6s
$2,030
17,500
4
4
Peanut Butter Cupper
$284
6s
$2,840
70,000
4
5
Lemon Dropper
$398
6s
$3,980
280,000
4
6
Candy Flosser
$557
6s
$5,570
840,000
4
7
Peppermint Barker
$724
6s
$7,240
2,520,000
4
8
Butter Scotcher
$941
6s
$9,410
5,040,000
4
9
Gummy Bearer
$1,223
7s
$10,482.86
10,080,000
4
10
Eccentric Candy Factory Owner
$1,468
7s
$12,582.86
Maxed
4
Level
Title
Earnings Per Min (base)
Needed Shifts
1
Lollypop Licker
$1,200
700
2
Gum Chewer
$1,560
3500
3
Taffy Puller
$2,030
17500
4
Peanut Butter Cupper
$2,840
70000
5
Lemon Dropper
$3,980
280000
6
Candy Flosser
$5,570
840000
7
Peppermint Barker
$7,240
2520000
8
Butter Scotcher
$9,410
5040000
9
Gummy Bearer
$10,482.86
10080000
10
Eccentric Candy Factory Owner
$12,582.86
Maxed
Level
Title
Earnings
Time
$ Per Min
Needed Shifts
Time Blocks
1
Gosling Gazer
$300
20s
$900
240
6
2
Duck Pond Ponderer
$390
20s
$1,170
720
6
3
Waddle Watcher
$507
20s
$1,521
2,160
6
4
Tail Feather Shaker
$659
20s
$1,977
6,480
6
5
Honk Herder
$923
20s
$2,769
19,440
6
6
Gaggle Guider
$1,292
20s
$3,876
58,320
6
7
Quacker Tracker
$1,809
20s
$5,427
204,120
6
8
Egg Appraiser
$2,533
20s
$7,599
816,480
6
9
Egg Trader
$3,800
20s
$11,400
3,265,920
6
10
Eggstremely Rich Person
$5,700
20s
$17,100
Maxed
6
Level
Title
Earnings Per Min (base)
Needed Shifts
1
Gosling Gazer
$900
240
2
Duck Pond Ponderer
$1,170
720
3
Waddle Watcher
$1,521
2160
4
Tail Feather Shaker
$1,977
6480
5
Honk Herder
$2,769
19440
6
Gaggle Guider
$3,876
58320
7
Quacker Tracker
$5,427
204120
8
Egg Appraiser
$7,599
816480
9
Egg Trader
$11,400
3265920
10
Eggstremely Rich Person
$17,100
Maxed
Level
Title
Earnings
Time
$ Per Min
Needed Shifts
Time Blocks
1
Walk Enjoyer
$1,000
30s
$2,000
600
6
2
Map Double-Checker
$1,500
35s
$2,571.43
1,800
6
3
Newbie Navigator
$2,250
40s
$3,375
5,400
6
4
Place Pointer-Outer
$3,375
45s
$4,500
13,500
6
5
Itinerary Adherent
$5,063
50s
$6,075.6
33,750
6
6
Road Reviewer
$8,101
55s
$8,837.45
67,500
6
7
Trip Planner
$12,962
60s
$12,962
135,000
6
8
Route Representative
$20,739
60s
$20,739
270,000
6
9
Adventure Advocate
$35,256
60s
$35,256
540,000
6
10
Excursion Expert
$59,935
60s
$59,935
Maxed
6
Level
Title
Earnings Per Min (base)
Needed Shifts
1
Walk Enjoyer
$2,000
600
2
Map Double-Checker
$2,571.43
1800
3
Newbie Navigator
$3,375
5400
4
Place Pointer-Outer
$4,500
13500
5
Itinerary Adherent
$6,075.6
33750
6
Road Reviewer
$8,837.45
67500
7
Trip Planner
$12,962
135000
8
Route Representative
$20,739
270000
9
Adventure Advocate
$35,256
540000
10
Excursion Expert
$59,935
Maxed
Level
Title
Earnings
Time
$ Per Min
Needed Shifts
Time Blocks
1
Plastic Egg Pack Rat
$800
40s
$1,200
3,000
6
2
Regular Egg Reviewer
$1,240
40s
$1,860
6,000
6
3
Adorned Egg Appreciator
$1,922
40s
$2,883
12,000
6
4
Fancy Egg Fancier
$2,979
40s
$4,468.5
24,000
6
5
Embellished Egg Enthusiast
$4,617
40s
$6,925.5
48,000
6
6
Golden Egg Gatherer
$7,156
40s
$10,734
96,000
6
7
Magnificent Egg Maven
$11,092
40s
$16,638
192,000
6
8
Imperial Egg Influencer
$17,193
40s
$25,789.5
480,000
6
9
Ostentatious Egg Accumulator
$26,649
40s
$39,973.5
1,200,000
6
10
Resplendent Egg Antiquarian
$41,306
40s
$61,959
Maxed
6
Level
Title
Earnings Per Min (base)
Needed Shifts
1
Plastic Egg Pack Rat
$1,200
3000
2
Regular Egg Reviewer
$1,860
6000
3
Adorned Egg Appreciator
$2,883
12000
4
Fancy Egg Fancier
$4,468.5
24000
5
Embellished Egg Enthusiast
$6,925.5
48000
6
Golden Egg Gatherer
$10,734
96000
7
Magnificent Egg Maven
$16,638
192000
8
Imperial Egg Influencer
$25,789.5
480000
9
Ostentatious Egg Accumulator
$39,973.5
1200000
10
Resplendent Egg Antiquarian
$61,959
Maxed
Level
Title
Earnings
Time
$ Per Min
Needed Shifts
Time Blocks
1
Grower Shower
$2,000
60s
$2,000
1,000
4
2
Garden Guru
$5,000
80s
$3,750
1,800
4
3
Till Tender
$11,500
100s
$6,900
3,240
4
4
Branch Rancher
$23,000
120s
$11,500
6,156
4
5
Harvest Loon
$39,100
140s
$16,757.14
11,696
4
6
Agriculturalist
$58,650
160s
$21,993.75
22,222
4
7
Plant Enchanter
$82,110
180s
$27,370
42,222
4
8
Sweeper Reaper
$106,743
160s
$40,028.63
84,444
4
9
Cosmic Cultivator
$128,092
130s
$59,119.38
168,888
4
10
The Green Thumb
$140,901
110s
$76,855.09
Maxed
4
Level
Title
Earnings Per Min (base)
Needed Shifts
1
Grower Shower
$2,000
1000
2
Garden Guru
$3,750
1800
3
Till Tender
$6,900
3240
4
Branch Rancher
$11,500
6156
5
Harvest Loon
$16,757.14
11696
6
Agriculturalist
$21,993.75
22222
7
Plant Enchanter
$27,370
42222
8
Sweeper Reaper
$40,028.63
84444
9
Cosmic Cultivator
$59,119.38
168888
10
The Green Thumb
$76,855.09
Maxed
Level
Title
Earnings
Time
$ Per Min
Needed Shifts
Time Blocks
1
Chocoholic
$10,000
250s
$2,400
240
8
2
Cocoa Kook
$15,000
210s
$4,285.71
840
8
3
Assembly Line Gobbler
$21,000
180s
$7,000
2,520
8
4
Truffle Tester
$27,300
150s
$10,920
7,560
8
5
Chocolate Chipper
$35,490
120s
$17,745
18,900
8
6
Ganache Stirrer
$42,588
100s
$25,552.8
37,800
8
7
Fudge Drizzler
$51,106
80s
$38,329.5
75,600
8
8
Chocolate Bar-tender
$56,217
60s
$56,217
151,200
8
9
Artisanal Chocolate Maker
$61,839
40s
$92,758.5
302,400
8
10
Confectionist Perfectionist
$61,839
20s
$185,517
Maxed
8
Level
Title
Earnings Per Min (base)
Needed Shifts
1
Chocoholic
$2,400
240
2
Cocoa Kook
$4,285.71
840
3
Assembly Line Gobbler
$7,000
2520
4
Truffle Tester
$10,920
7560
5
Chocolate Chipper
$17,745
18900
6
Ganache Stirrer
$25,552.8
37800
7
Fudge Drizzler
$38,329.5
75600
8
Chocolate Bar-tender
$56,217
151200
9
Artisanal Chocolate Maker
$92,758.5
302400
10
Confectionist Perfectionist
$185,517
Maxed
Level
Title
Earnings
Time
$ Per Min
Needed Shifts
Time Blocks
1
Gardener
$20,000
120s
$10,000
100
9
2
Flower Picker
$32,000
115s
$16,695.65
350
9
3
Stem Trimmer
$48,000
110s
$26,181.82
1,225
9
4
Leaf Cleaner
$67,200
105s
$38,400
4,288
9
5
Bloom Arranger
$94,080
100s
$56,448
15,008
9
6
Bouquet Builder
$122,304
95s
$77,244.63
54,029
9
7
Custom Bouquet Builder
$158,995
90s
$105,996.67
194,504
9
8
Rare Flower Researcher
$190,794
80s
$143,095.5
719,665
9
9
Fancy Flower Shop Owner
$228,953
70s
$196,245.43
2,662,761
9
10
Florist To The Stars
$274,744
60s
$274,744
Maxed
9
Level
Title
Earnings Per Min (base)
Needed Shifts
1
Gardener
$10,000
100
2
Flower Picker
$16,695.65
350
3
Stem Trimmer
$26,181.82
1225
4
Leaf Cleaner
$38,400
4288
5
Bloom Arranger
$56,448
15008
6
Bouquet Builder
$77,244.63
54029
7
Custom Bouquet Builder
$105,996.67
194504
8
Rare Flower Researcher
$143,095.5
719665
9
Fancy Flower Shop Owner
$196,245.43
2662761
10
Florist To The Stars
$274,744
Maxed
Spring Mascot
Beekeeper
Bonsai Artist
Candy Maker
Golden Gooseherder
Tour Guide
Ornamental Egg Collector
Farmer
Chocolatier
Florist
Gilding a job/hobby costs 3 jellybeans, as opposed to 10 in the main game. The buff from gilding remains the same (16x Money on jobs, 16x speed on hobbies)
If we miss this festival, then we'll have to wait an entire year for the next one! And if we miss THAT one, then... Eek! I don't even want to think about all the time I'd spend worrying!
*Gasp* Ooo, my ankle... I think I twisted it just now. It's okay! I'll power through! There's no time to waste!
This might sound strange, but... Have we met before? You seem so familiar to me. Hmm. Maybe you just have one of those faces.
I just noticed you're not dressed for the festival! Oh, I wish we had time to stop and make you a flower crown... But we don't! We definitely don't!
I suppose we have more time than we thought. We should make good use of it! How about I make you a yummy carrot cake? All I need is... Well, carrots! And a pan. It's truly as easy as pie.
Oh my goodness, I almost forgot about Daylight Savings Time! Did the clocks go forward or back? Oh, I'm so confused!
There's a lot of darkness and sadness during the winter, but knowing that spring will always return gives me so much hope.
You look sort of perplexed. It's like you wandered in from a different universe or something.. Teehee! Does everything seem a lot brighter and more colorful?
If we miss this festival, then we'll have to wait an entire year for the next one! And if we miss THAT one, then... Eek! I don't even want to think about all the time I'd spend worrying!
So who are you, anyway? Why are your ears so small? And where's your tail?
Omigosh, I didn't mean to be rude! I'm really sorry if it's a sensitive subject. You don't have to answer!
Frenemy
I think you're the nicest bunny in the whole world! I mean, you're not really a bunny I suppose, but still. It's hard to imagine anyone being nicer than you.
I know we just met, but I can already tell that you're what they call a "good egg.”
This is the perfect time of year for spring cleaning - it's even in the name! Let’s tackle it together. I'll sweep, and you can hold the dust pan!
There's a lot of darkness and sadness during the winter, but knowing that spring will always return gives me so much hope.
Do you think we have time to stop at the candy store? I'm craving chocolate. And jelly beans. And marshmallows. Combine them all in a big bowl and you've got a delicious trail mix!
Would you like to play tic-tac-toe with me? We can use jelly beans! You play as black licorice and I'll be yellow banana. Because I ate all the other colors.
I'm a little sleepy. Would it be okay if I - *Yawwnn* - took a little nap? Do you promise to wake me up in time for the festival?
Do you have lots of friends where you come from? We should invite them to the festival! Unless... I don't want to stress anybody out by inviting them on such short notice!
Wow, you have so many interesting hobbies! You're not just trying to kill time, are you? There’s hardly enough of it as it is!
Oh my goodness, I almost forgot about Daylight Savings Time! Did the clocks go forward or back? Oh, I'm so confused!
I suppose we have more time than we thought. We should make good use of it! How about I make you a yummy carrot cake? All I need is... Well, carrots! And a pan. It's truly as easy as pie.
You look sort of perplexed. It's like you wandered in from a different universe or something.. Teehee! Does everything seem a lot brighter and more colorful?
Goodness, you're so busy! And yet you seem to manage your time really well. Do you think maybe you could...teach me?
Yay! I'll feel so much better once I learn your super-scheduling secrets. And once that's done, I'll make soup!
Acquaintance
It's hard to explain, but I feel a kind of... Connection to you. Like maybe, somehow, we were important to each other in a different life, or I met you before in a dream. Weird, huh?
I'm a little sleepy. Would it be okay if I - *Yawwnn* - took a little nap? Do you promise to wake me up in time for the festival?
I know we just met, but I can already tell that you're what they call a "good egg.”
This is the perfect time of year for spring cleaning - it's even in the name! Let’s tackle it together. I'll sweep, and you can hold the dust pan!
Do you think we have time to stop at the candy store? I'm craving chocolate. And jelly beans. And marshmallows. Combine them all in a big bowl and you've got a delicious trail mix!
Would you like to play tic-tac-toe with me? We can use jelly beans! You play as black licorice and I'll be yellow banana. Because I ate all the other colors.
Do you ever look back on the choices you've made and wonder... What if? Like, maybe there's a version of you who picked A instead of B, and now they're living in an alternate timeline where everything's different...
I hope I'm not being too existential for you. I just think it's a really interesting concept!
Friendzoned
I just saw the most adorable little mouse eating strawberries in the garden! I thought about sitting down to eat some too, but I was worried I'd lose track of time...
I had this horrible dream that I fell down a rabbit hole and a bunch of giant chess pieces started chasing me! I'm pretty good at chess, though. If they'd played by the rules I think I could have won!
I could make us some tea if you like! Dandelion tea is very good for you, and there's no shortage of dandelions around here! They're such a useful and pretty flower!
The forecast is calling for rain this week. You know what they say: April showers bring May flowers! I just hope there isn't any scary thunder...
I can't believe how much spam mail I've been getting lately. Listen to this! "The dark truth about Marshmallow Cheeps..." Then it's just a bunch of chick and egg emojis!
l ordered us some pizza, and they said if it's not here in thirty minutes or less, it's free! I never thought I'd hope for something to run late, but here we are. Heehee!
I'm thinking about taking up knitting. Then I could knit you a sweater! I've already got access to loads of Angora wool, so all I really need is some knitting needles.
I've been having so much fun with you. And they say time flies when you’re having fun. Which means... Oh no! THE FESTIVAL!
Oh, phew. There’s still lots of time. But ?m definitely going to be keeping an eye on the clock, and so should you!
Awkward Besties
Do you ever feel like it's five o'clock, but when you check it's really seven? Or maybe you think you've been waiting an hour, but it's only been twenty minutes? Yeah, time is hard.
Potatoes really are the most versatile vegetable. You can boil them, mash them, stick them in... An alarm clock, as a battery! If that's not eco-friendly, I don't know what is.
I could make us some tea if you like! Dandelion tea is very good for you, and there's no shortage of dandelions around here! They're such a useful and pretty flower!
I'm thinking about taking up knitting. Then I could knit you a sweater! I've already got access to loads of Angora wool, so all I really need is some knitting needles.
I can't believe how much spam mail I've been getting lately. Listen to this! "The dark truth about Marshmallow Cheeps..." Then it's just a bunch of chick and egg emojis!
I love springtime. The fresh new grass, the blooming flowers, the sweet little baby animals. Eee!
I keep having these weird dreams where potatoes are yelling at me. I didn't know my subconscious felt so strongly about root vegetables...
l ordered us some pizza, and they said if it's not here in thirty minutes or less, it's free! I never thought I'd hope for something to run late, but here we are. Heehee!
Have you met any of the other bunnies yet? I think you'd like them. And I know they'll like you, because I do.
Oh, whoaahh... Um, I'm fine! I just got a little dizzy from hopping around so quickly.
WHAT TIME IS IT!? Oh, whew... I suddenly remembered I'd forgotten to check, and I was worried we might be running late again. Or...for the first time, I guess.
You’re so fun to be around. I could spend all day with you! But first I’d have to check my calendar and make sure there wasn’t somewhere I needed to be.
Here's a lifehack: you can use the clock app on your phone to set a reminder to wind up your pocket watch! I also suggest setting an alarm clock to remind you to charge up your phone.
WHAT TIME IS IT!? Oh, whew... I suddenly remembered I'd forgotten to check, and I was worried we might be running late again. Or...for the first time, I guess.
Have you met any of the other bunnies yet? I think you'd like them. And I know they'll like you, because I do.
Oh, whoaahh... Um, I'm fine! I just got a little dizzy from hopping around so quickly.
Bunnies really like to be held closely, fully supported, snuggled up against your chest... just in case you didn’t know
It's hard to think about the future when the present is so rapidly turning into the past. But you... You make it easy for me to live in the moment.
No matter if we're late for the festival or not, I just hope you know... I'm having the best time with you.
Girlfriend
You have a face that could stop a clock! Wait, is that saying meant to be a compliment or an insult? Because I definitely meant it as a compliment! I think you’re very attractive!
When we met, I thought I was running late. It turns out I was actually in the exact right place at the exact right time. I love you.
Maybe it wouldn't be so horribly terrible if we were a just a tiny bit late. Some would even call it fashionable, right? As long as we're together, that's what matters!
No matter how late you are... The important thing is that you show up, right?
Bunnies really like to be held closely, fully supported, snuggled up against your chest... just in case you didn’t know
Let's spend some time outside today. I want to enjoy the nice warm sunshine for a while. And I truly don't even want to look at my watch.
Teehee... I'm feeling extra soft and fluffy today. Would you like to pet me and see?
It looks like it might rain tonight. Do you think there'll be, um... Thunder and lightning? I'm just a little anxious during storms, that's all. You'll stay with me, won't you?
When bunnies fall in love, they develop a lasting bond. They want to stay with their mate for the rest of eternity. And that... That’s how I feel about you.
If tulips were teacups... we could drink morning dew out of them! Let’s set our alarm clocks for sunrise and try it tomorrow?
I've truly fallen floppy-ears over fluffy-feets for you. Not in a literal sense... Falling like that would be terrible!
I saw an ad online for chickens! Can you just imagine having your own fresh eggs to paint every day? Eee! Help me keep an eye out for the delivery truck, will you?
And they lived hoppily ever after... Teehee, I'm talking about me and you, silly!
So... I may have purchased too many fresh fruits and vegetables at the farmer's market. Way too many. The good news is that now we can get everybunny together for a gigantic spring-themed feast!
My dream house is carved out of a big tree in a forest that's a hundred acres big, with a vegetable garden all my own! But most importantly, there's somebunny special to share it with.
I’ve always been sort of scared of the passage of time. But when I’m with you, time just stops. I only wish I could live in this one magical moment forever.
What's your favorite place in the world? All winter long, mine was my burrow. But now that spring is here I think it's the meadow. Or maybe your arms!
I'm planning my dream garden! Would you like to help? Couples who compost together, stay together!
[Moonlight Stroll] The stars were beautiful, and I really enjoyed your company. That date was definitely worth staying up for, even if I am going to be late for bedtime!
[Beach] Today made me so happy. The warm sand, the shining sun... The beautiful painted eggs on the shore! I hope you had a really fun day, too.
[Sightseeing] It's so nice to get outside and enjoy the sights! I developed a real case of cabin fever over the winter, so now that it's spring, I want to spend ALL my time outdoors!
[Movie Theater] I want to say a special thank you for making sure we arrived at the theater on time. I really hate missing the trailers!
(You're sitting beside a duck pong, watching the ducks and their fluffy yellow babies drift across the water's surface, when you hear footsteps in the grass. A woman comes to sit beside you.)
Karma: Hello, gorgeous. Did you come from far away to enjoy the festival?
Karma: How lucky we are to have somebunny new to celebrate this season of romance and sensuality with!
(Romance and sensuality? You're all about that life! Maybe this beautiful woman will teach you more about the mysterious "festival" too?)
Adversary
What could be more romantic than this? The floral scent in the air... The hope for warmer days... Life, flourishing in renewal... And we all know what bunnies are best known for!
*giggle* Oh my. I can sense your destiny. It is, how do they say? Swollen? Swole? One of these.
I don't know about "the Chosen One", but you are an esteemed and very welcome guest, which is kind of the same thing, heehee!
Oh Gorgeous, look at your Chakras! You are filled with love, but it is a whirling storm of cotton candy and pickup lines. You must find Sexy Inner Peace! Perhaps try stopping to smell the flowers!
What's this about a prophecy concerning a Dark Portal? The only portal I am aware of is the enchanted one that brought you here, and that one smells like daisies and marshmallow sugar!
We bunnies do look forward to and enjoy all the familiar trimmings of our celebration of spring, but I must say...
To know that our festivities include a special guest for the first time? Why, that just makes everything as fresh as morning dew!
Nuisance
It is a great blessing for me to be chosen as the host of our festivities. Of course there is much to do, but Nature does not hurry herself, and I shall not either!
How strange! You have a very potent Sexy Chakra for our idyllic little meadow. That is a rare talent! You really ARE special.
*giggle* Oh my. I can sense your destiny. It is, how do they say? Swollen? Swole? One of these.
I must admit, you are the perfect level of Chibi to fit right in here among the fluffy lambs and fuzzy ducklings!
Our world is one of many mysteries: like how do the rabbits here lay eggs, and why instead of hatching, are they filled with chocolate and fondant?
If you'd like to really make a difference, you can start by suggesting new places to hide eggs for our hunt! After so many seasons doing it myself, the other bunnies know all my hiding spots!
Hey - I want you to know that you are an excellent friend! Your Friend Chakra is shiny and strong, like a freshly painted egg!
Think of this as level building before time runs out and you are whisked away once more! Grind those levels! Oh wait, I didn't mean "grind”. Hahaha!
Come my Gorgeous! Let us frolic in the meadow and do Sexy Yoga to free your mind and limber your body.
If you'd like to really make a difference, you can start by suggesting new places to hide eggs for our hunt! After so many seasons doing it myself, the other bunnies know all my hiding spots!
I can sense that disaster has played a major role in your relationships before you came here. But it doesn't have to! Try just asking a pretty bunny to go on a picnic!
Our world is one of many mysteries: like how do the rabbits here lay eggs, and why instead of hatching, are they filled with chocolate and fondant?
Can friends be lovers? Can lovers be friends? These are the mysteries of love. They are fun mysteries, no? Almost as fun as wondering what the birds have to do with the bees!
You have seen how your words can shape your reality. Speak with confidence!
Ahh! I sense the Friendzone is not a hurdle for you. Most wonderful! You prevail where many fail! I bet that tenacity serves you very well when time is short and the seasonal tasks are as plentiful!
How strange! You have a very potent Sexy Chakra for our idyllic little meadow. That is a rare talent! You really ARE special.
I must admit, you are the perfect level of Chibi to fit right in here among the fluffy lambs and fuzzy ducklings!
You are a talented student, Gorgeous! Perhaps when the festivities have concluded we can switch roles and you can teach me a few things.
That is a verbal contract! No take-backsies! Tee hee!
Acquaintance
There's eggs to paint, jelly beans to plant, fuzzy baby animals to make videos of... Oh, and that pesky overdue paperwork I owe the mayor. If you haven't met her yet, you will soon...
Hey - I want you to know that you are an excellent friend! Your Friend Chakra is shiny and strong, like a freshly painted egg!
I can sense that disaster has played a major role in your relationships before you came here. But it doesn't have to! Try just asking a pretty bunny to go on a picnic!
Can friends be lovers? Can lovers be friends? These are the mysteries of love. They are fun mysteries, no? Almost as fun as wondering what the birds have to do with the bees!
You have seen how your words can shape your reality. Speak with confidence!
Ahh! I sense the Friendzone is not a hurdle for you. Most wonderful! You prevail where many fail! I bet that tenacity serves you very well when time is short and the seasonal tasks are as plentiful!
Let us try some breathing exercises! Let me put my hands on your chest to help pace you. We can take turns, if you like! Picture you are blowing the seeds from a dandelion...
The mayor says we can't have this festival without the right paperwork. But honestly, do bees need a permit to pollinate, or lambs a permit to frolic? Why should bunnies need one to celebrate spring?
You are a dazzling star! Never doubt how brightly you can shine!
Nearly all bunnies worry about the shape of their ears. But each one is beautiful! Learn to show them that!
Meditate with me. Sit in the spring sunshine and repeat this mantra: "Little Bunny Foo Foo, hopping through the forest..."
Tee hee! I have the urge to scribble your name on every egg I paint. I think I have what the children call "the crush”.
BEAUTIFUL! Oh my goodness. You make my foot thump with happiness, you're so good at this event planning thing.
You must tell me all about these other customs. I am most curious about using cookies and candy to build houses! Can it be any kind of candy? Would jelly beans suffice?
Crush
Hug me tightly, and feel the warmth and shape of me. Embrace me and fill the basket of my joy!
Something tells me you're very dependable in world-ending crises of good vs. evil and love vs. despair. I hope planning a spring celebration with us little bunnies isn't too low stakes for you!
You're right! High stakes, low stakes, what really matters here are the cute girls you meet along the way!
Sweetheart
Come! Let us dance! And sing! And love! And laugh! This, as they say, is the "reason for the season"!
When I look into your eyes, I see so much mystery and depth... Also, your sclera is a little bloodshot. Were you up all night trying to complete those "event goals" of yours again?
Hahaha! I am kidding, Gorgeous. I know that you were up all night hiding eggs and pining over me. Tee hee!
Girlfriend
Why DO birds suddenly appear every time you are near, Gorgeous? Look! There they are again!
It has been so fun sharing our customs with you, visitor! I only wish you could stay...
But much like the spring blossoms on the trees, sometimes what makes a thing special is the fact that it is only with you a short time. I just hope you enjoyed your time with me!
Lover
Well, I believe I have taught you all I know. I'd say you could run the festivities yourself, but I see you're already quite busy with all your new seasonal jobs and hobbies!
[Moonlight Stroll] Under the springtime moon, we are all Lovers. Bathe in the pale light and be renewed!
[Beach] Much like spring is the season of transformation, the shore is a place of transformation! Where land and ocean join hands. Also, I look super cute in a bikini!
[Sightseeing] Thank you for the walk amongst the budding trees. They are good company, though YOU are a better conversationalist.
[Movie Theater] Ooh! I do enjoy spending a rainy day watching a moving picture with you, but I am relieved to be back out in the sunshine! Now to wait for my eyes to adjust...
(You're enjoying a sunlit picnic under a tree full of blossom when you see another pretty bunny girl walking by. You've got plenty of tiny sandwiches - you invite her to join you!)
Elle: Oh dear. Is this a prank?
Elle: Somebunny told me that every spring, there's an entire day dedicated to pulling pranks. I'm so nervous about it I can hardly think straight!
(Oh no! You can't stand the thought of such a sweet girl feeling so on edge. There must be some way to help her relax. Maybe she wants to come to the festival?)
Adversary
How can we trust anything if anything might be a prank? Oh dear, I'm so worried...
Are Marshmallow Cheeps only for marshmallows? Are there Bunny Cheeps? I hope so.
A waiter asked me if I wanted mac and cheese, but wouldn't that wreck the keyboard? Oh my goodness, do you think he was trying to pull a practical joke on me?
Yawn... Oh no. I think a nap is sneaking up behind me. Please don't draw on my face with a marker while I'm asleep.
I saw a sign today that said "Draw Bridge”, but I'm not very artistic. So I pretended not to see it.
I love springtime. It's so warm and cheery. And I love all the chocolates and candies I find in the bushes.
Are Marshmallow Cheeps only for marshmallows? Are there Bunny Cheeps? I hope so.
If chocolate milk comes from brown cows, then where do chocolate bunnies come from?
Are you tired? You’ve been hopping around inside my mind all day. In fact, I’m tired just thinking about it...
I don’t think I like jokes, but I do like yolks. They’re like a little ball of sunshine at the center of the egg.
Why is dish soap scented? Does anybunny care what their dishes smell like? Should I be smelling mine?
A waiter asked me if I wanted mac and cheese, but wouldn't that wreck the keyboard? Oh my goodness, do you think he was trying to pull a practical joke on me?
Sometimes I find myself thinking about things.
I saw a sign today that said "Draw Bridge”, but I'm not very artistic. So I pretended not to see it.
I think you need a nickname. How do you like "Beachball"? Or "Jelly-Bean Toes"?
Yawn... Oh no. I think a nap is sneaking up behind me. Please don't draw on my face with a marker while I'm asleep.
I... I really like bunnies who are suave. I know you're not a bunny, but still. If you whisper sweet nothings to me, I'm sure I'll get all tingly.
I've now seen you enough to confirm that you are not, in fact, just a talking Marshmallow Cheep I dreamt about. I would love to hang out more, if you'd like.
Wonderful! Oh, and in case you're wondering, I'm not a Marshmallow Cheep either. Although sometimes the other bunnies tell me I'm as sweet as one.
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Acquaintance
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How can we eat chocolate eggs? I thought eggs were made of chicken.
I'm thinking about repainting my bedroom. Something fresh, like springtime. What do you think - robin’s egg blue, cherry blossom pink, or mud puddle brown? I just can’t decide...
Saving money is like paying yourself not to do things.
Everything in the universe is either a carrot, or not a carrot.
*Yawn* oh, I'm so sleepy. Do you mind if I go take a nap in that patch of wildflower buds over there?
I just noticed every day ends in "y"....and so does "bunny"! That's kind of scary.
I think you look nice today. I mean, attractive. Not, like, kind. But kind too.
I know this sounds a little weird, but can you open that door for me? And maybe the next few doors I need to go through as well?
Thank you. I've heard that some bunnies sometimes perch buckets of water on door frames, and I don't want to get drenched. But you look nice and waterproof!
Awkward Besties
I dreamt that I had a dream I was dreaming of the spring festival last night yesterday afternoon. It was trippy.
I keep hearing about the clocks springing forward. Should I be worried about the clock on my stove? Is my whole oven going to jump towards me without warning? That sounds terrifying...
Teehee... Somebody unscrewed the top of my sugar-shaker, so I dumped a big pile of sugar all over my waffles this morning! That was a pretty good prank, heehee.
Everybunny seems so excited about the festival. Vd like to stop being nervous about pranks and just be excited about the festival too.
You’re really helping me come out of my eggshell. Oh, that’s just a figure of speech by the way. In case you thought I was a chicken and not a bunny.
You’re so sweet you make my teeth hurt! If we’re going to keep seeing each other, I might have to start visiting my dentist more often.
Maybe jokes aren't all bad. In fact... I know a pretty good knock-knock joke. Will you start me off?
Who's there? Oh, I think I confused myself...
Sweetheart
You might not be a bunny, but you look just as soft as one. If I fall asleep and land on you, do you mind just holding still for a while? I hope that's not any trouble.
You’re really helping me come out of my eggshell. Oh, that’s just a figure of speech by the way. In case you thought I was a chicken and not a bunny.
May I plant a kiss on you? I'm not sure what it'll grow into, but I promise to water it every day so we can find out together. In fact, I've got a full watering can right here!
Teehee... Somebody unscrewed the top of my sugar-shaker, so I dumped a big pile of sugar all over my waffles this morning! That was a pretty good prank, heehee.
You’re so sweet you make my teeth hurt! If we’re going to keep seeing each other, I might have to start visiting my dentist more often.
I really like labels. I put them on everything, so I don't get confused on what they are. So, I would like to label our relationship. Can I be your girlfriend?
Perfect! I'll run home and grab my labeler!
Girlfriend
When I'm around you, I can feel my heart beating in my bunny ears. It makes me laugh.
You're a sweetheart. But I wonder if that much sugar is good for your heart?
When we kiss, why is it romantic to look into your eyes, but weird to sniff your nose?
I love it when you hug me. It makes me feel like I'm wrapped in spring sunshine, or something.
May I plant a kiss on you? I'm not sure what it'll grow into, but I promise to water it every day so we can find out together. In fact, I've got a full watering can right here!
I love going to the movies! I love the candy so much, and no one seems to mind if I fall asleep.
Falling asleep is like time traveling. It's like - oh hey! There's the sun now! Welcome back! Sometimes I wish I could sleep all winter and fast-forward to spring.
Will you never hoodwink me, play tricks on me, hop around or prank me? Will you avoid shenanigans, horseplay, making me confused, or bamboozling me?
Then... I love you.
Lover
You’re so sweet. Almost too sweet. I wouldn’t be surprised if you told me you were born in a chocolate factory. You weren’t, were you? Because if you were, that might mean I’m psychic...
(A quick spring shower passes through. The rain makes everything fresh, and then the sun comes out again to shine brightly!)
(You head out in your rubber boots, only to find a beautiful bunny girl hopping and splashing happily in the puddles.)
Wendy: Hey stranger! Come jump in the puddles with me!
I'm supposed to be getting stuff ready for the festival, but, like, how could I pass up having this much FUN!?
(You think about offering to help with the festival, but playing in puddles really does look like a lot of fun. Maybe you can help out after you splash around with her for a while?)
Adversary
Splash! Splash! Splash! Responsibilities? What responsibilities?
There's no way I wasn't who they had in mind when they came up with that stuff-your-face-with-marshmallows game and called it "Chubby Bunny"! Should I be asking for royalties?
Did I see you talking to Karma at some point? She wasn't... asking you about what I was up to, was she? Well, if she does, tell her I'm, uh, teaching the baby ducks to swim.
Does this fluffy tail make my ass look phat? Good!
I'm totally willing to help out with the festival, I swear! I volunteer to be the official jelly bean taste tester every single year!
Hmm. I thought I was angry with you. But then I had a few sugar cookies, and I feel lots better. I guess I was more hangry than anything. Shrug!
I've figured out a way you can help me tackle this to do list. It involves you giving me piggy backs and making little engine noises. Sound good?
I have a kink in my neck and it might need a little squeeze. Want to volunteer? It comes with a free pass to squeeze anywhere else you fancy...
So wait, you actually go by the name, "Marshmallow"? How... weirdly fitting. Are you sure you don't, like, actually belong here with us?
I love Mallory, but she needs to loosen her grip on that pocket watch! The only time anyone should count every passing second like that is when they're making my drive thru order!
"Spring Cleaning”? I'm more about that "Spring Eating” kinda life!
Listen, these puddles aren't gonna splash themselves! And you can't have spring without splashing in puddles, now can ya? Ipso facto, I'm totally contributing!
You're a helper, I can tell. I bet you've done all kinds of little odd jobs to get this festival off the ground. So what're you getting out of it, huh? Cute outfits? A new bunny to woo?
If we're gonna hang out, I need to know what kind of bunny you really are. So think fast! Do you eat the chocolate, marshmallows, or jelly beans first outta your basket?
I'd lie and say this bodacious bod is a result of winter hibernation, but the truth is, I look this fine alllll year. Lucky you!
If it's not Fun, Fast, or Full of Sugar, I'm not interested.
What was it the mayor said, again? "These eggs won't hide themselves?"
Which... Honestly, is she kidding? The eggs seemingly hiding themselves overnight is kinda the whole POINT of this holiday! Duh!
Acquaintance
You can tell me I just need a spoonful of sugar to tackle these chores, but how about I have my sugar and just chillax instead? Did your nanny ever think of that?
I see you clicking around, hopping from hobby to hobby and job to job, rationing your time blocks, trying to score points in some cosmic game beyond my understanding. It looks exhausting. No thanks!
Wait, what do you MEAN you're doing all this for fun? Is there secretly something enjoyable and satisfying about completing tasks and reaping the rewards?
Friendzoned
IIIII don't wanna work, I just wanna bang on my drum all day! (PS: by "drum" I mean my tum! It's fun! You want a turn?)
Yeah yeah, I'm a sucker for folks like you. Kind, sexy, Silly, rich. Gullible - I mean generous - enough that I can pawn my work off on you...
This festival is supposed to be about celebrating spring. I dunno about anyone else's dictionary, but in mine, to celebrate something requires that you actually have fun!
Did you know a group of bunnies is called a fluffle? And I'm the “fluffle-iest” of the bunch! Hehe!
Everybunny be saying I love stuffing my mouth like it's a BAD thing..
Hey listen. I don't wanna sound like some silly bunny with her head full of clouds. But I would love to be your little ice cream cone. Which means licking and biting should commence immediately.
Fun fact! We associate bunnies and eggs with spring because they both represent, how do! put this... "being fruitful and multiplying?" Well I'm down to be fruitful and share my peach with you!
You got me. I kiiiiinda feel guilty lazing around in the spring sunshine n' munching on a carrot all casual like "Whassup Doc?" while you and everyone else are busy getting this festival going.
But am I feeling guilty enough to get up off this comfy pillow of a keister and do actual work? Hmmmm, not quite yet. Maybe if you bribe me. I take payment in chocolate and jelly beans.
Awkward Besties
Hey. Just want you to know I'm thinking, like, 80% affectionate thoughts about you. The other 20% are VERY inappropriate. Hee hee!
Gah! Stop working so hard and acting like it's all a game! You're making me want to get up and help you or something!
Everybunny be saying I love stuffing my mouth like it's a BAD thing..
Yeah yeah, I'm a sucker for folks like you. Kind, sexy, Silly, rich. Gullible - I mean generous - enough that I can pawn my work off on you...
Cutie pie. Looking all cute and stuff. C’mere so I can nibble you like a carrot.
You know, I always seem to have a good time with you around. You're an extra large helping of fun!
Fun fact! We associate bunnies and eggs with spring because they both represent, how do! put this... "being fruitful and multiplying?" Well I'm down to be fruitful and share my peach with you!
Hey listen. I don't wanna sound like some silly bunny with her head full of clouds. But I would love to be your little ice cream cone. Which means licking and biting should commence immediately.
Hey. Listen. I know that we joke, and I know you're super into my dummy thiccness. But... I also see you being all sweet and junk.
I just wanted to say it outloud. I dig you a ton. You're special to me. Thanks for making me feel special too.
Sweetheart
Aww, I think about all sorts of romantic junk when I'm around you. Not to mention... I feel this weird urge to help out more! You're a bad influence. No, don't stop!
Hey there, you wanna... put all your eggs in my basket?
Oooh nooo... I somehow spilled honey all over my everything! Who will come to save meeeee... Oh crap! BEES!
You're really sweet, and I've got quite the sweet tooth.
Our love is fresh, never frozen! Well... Except for whenever I put these chilly hands and feet on your bod. C'mere!
Falling in love... In spring? Groundbreaking. JK you can hit me up any time!
You're sooooo hot! Like fiery delicious Jalapenos! You burn me so good, baby.
Sooo I've worked really hard and I think it's time for my reward. And I'm not talking about getting to enjoy the festival with all the other bunnies. I'm talking about a reward only you can give me...
You a fan of fine dining? Coz I'm lookin' fine and you look hungry.
Falling in love... In spring? Groundbreaking. JK you can hit me up any time!
You're sooooo hot! Like fiery delicious Jalapenos! You burn me so good, baby.
You a fan of fine dining? Coz I'm lookin' fine and you look hungry.
Our love is fresh, never frozen! Well... Except for whenever I put these chilly hands and feet on your bod. C'mere!
Sooo I've worked really hard and I think it's time for my reward. And I'm not talking about getting to enjoy the festival with all the other bunnies. I'm talking about a reward only you can give me...
You're the best. I've fallen crazy hard for you, and wanna do stuff to your body. Sound good?
I shoulda known this would happen. You're basically a personified Marshmallow Cheep. In fact... how about we roll you in colored sugar and make it official?
Lover
Gawd damn you're so cute. Everytime you walk by, I get this little flutter in my heart. I just wanna SQUEEZE YOU!
Welp, I'm done my to do list! Wanna make out? "'m in a "make out" kind of mood. You know that feeling?
Stick a fork in me, because this bunny is done-y!
I'm trying to find a way to tell somebunny that they need to get more "handsy" with me. You know? A little more grope and snuggle? Do they make greeting cards with little chicks on them for that?
Get over here, my scrumptious little Marshmallow. I've got a slice of hot delicious pie to share. Oh and, um, something something spring-themed, too.
Happy spring! Take a look at this thaang! Hehehe!
Actually, I love delivering baskets of goodies! It's weird, I know, but I get a little buzz seeing others happy to see me, happy to get food. It makes me feel fuzzy and good.
I mean - look how soft I am. It would be weird if you DIDN'T just climb on and kick back. I'm snuggly as hell!
(Springtime is wonderful...except for all the pollen in the air! Your eyes are itchy, your nose is runny, and you can't stop sneezing.)
(At the pharmacy, you and a gorgeous blonde bunny just so happen to reach for the last box of allergy pills at the same time...)
Cassie: UMM, EXCUSE ME? Hands off, you brute! I saw 'em first! They're MINE!
(You instantly fall in love with the girl. Or maybe it's pure terror you're feeling. Either way, you let her have the box of pills. Maybe you can convince her to share?)
Adversary
I don't think so, Sneezy McGee! I need these allergy meds for nunya. Nunya business!
I have... An itch... Inside of my face. Argh!!! Hay fever is the worst!
I've been cooped up all winter! All I want is a little fresh air without getting absolutely wrecked by pollen and snow mold. Is that too much to ask?
You sure talk a big game, but can you walk the walk?
How about we just gaze quietly into each other's eyes. I don't know about you, but mine are watering so bad I can hardly see what I'm looking at, which is fine by me.
So tell me about yourself. Surely there's gotta be a good reason you're so...you. What, are you from another universe or something? Ha!
I've been cooped up all winter! All I want is a little fresh air without getting absolutely wrecked by pollen and snow mold. Is that too much to ask?
You sure talk a big game, but can you walk the walk?
How about we just gaze quietly into each other's eyes. I don't know about you, but mine are watering so bad I can hardly see what I'm looking at, which is fine by me.
So tell me about yourself. Surely there's gotta be a good reason you're so...you. What, are you from another universe or something? Ha!
If your nose weren't so runny, you might actually be pleasant company.
Listen, I'm not a picky bunny. I just want a buff, smoking hot bod to follow me around. Is that too much to ask?
You better not try any funny business, or else you're cruising for a bruising.
How do my ears look? Pretend I care about your opinion for a sec.
You really wanna impress me? Show me your best practical joke. I love a good prank, but I haven't had any good ideas since I unscrewed the top of Elle's sugar-shaker...
Hey, looking good champ! Did you bathe or something this morning? It suits you!
I put away all my winter clothes last week. You know what that means? I need a whole new spring wardrobe! C’mon, you’re taking me shopping.
You better not try any funny business, or else you're cruising for a bruising.
How do my ears look? Pretend I care about your opinion for a sec.
You really wanna impress me? Show me your best practical joke. I love a good prank, but I haven't had any good ideas since I unscrewed the top of Elle's sugar-shaker...
Hey, looking good champ! Did you bathe or something this morning? It suits you!
I put away all my winter clothes last week. You know what that means? I need a whole new spring wardrobe! C’mon, you’re taking me shopping.
You're alright, you cute little twerp. I'm starting to get pretty fond of ya. You feel the same way?
That's great! I mean... Good. Glad to hear it.
Awkward Besties
Oh hey, it's you. Guess what? We're hanging out today. There's a lot of yard sales this time of year, and I seriously love a good bargain. You're gonna carry my stuff!
Oof, those antihistamines sure are making me drowsy. How about I do you the honor of letting you buy me an espresso?
Not gonna lie - your hair smells really good today. Guess my nose finally cleared up!
I know that look. You were thinking about picking me a bouquet of fresh flowers, weren't you? Even though I'm allergic. You big jerk!
Super busy - oh wait, I just cleared my whole schedule. So what's up, doc?
My ears are so soft. Like, they're freakishly soft. It's distracting!
You have permission to cuddle me. But keep it PG - this is a family friendly game after all.
Listen. I'm gonna put my favorite basket outside my door tonight. In the morning, somebunny better have filled it up with goodies. You know what I like.
Man, you clean up real nice! You're looking fresh as a daisy, if you know what I'm saying. Did you get an air purifier for wherever it is you're staying?
Well, next time the forecast calls for a high pollen count, I might just be willing to come hang out at your place...
Crush
Well well, look who decided to show their pretty little face around here!
Okay okay, I admit it. I've got a soft spot for bumblebees. They're cute AND dangerous, just like me. Nuff said.
You might not be a bunny, but your body is really kicking, which is close enough for me.
In case you couldn't tell, this body belongs at the beach. That's why they call me a beach bunny. So take me there frequently, and we won't have a problem.
Hey hey, don't stop. Public displays of affection are highly encouraged here.
You cheeky blob - I think you're trying to seduce me! Well... Go on!
Alright, I'm going to start telling everybunny I'm sweet on ya. You ain't got a problem with that, right?
Smart move. Now go put together a veggie tray for me or something. Romance me like you mean it!
Sweetheart
Man, I just can't do a thing with my hair lately. It's either these giant streams of gold, or frizz city! And don't even get me started on my cute li'l bunny tail. Bad hare days are the worst.
In case you couldn't tell, this body belongs at the beach. That's why they call me a beach bunny. So take me there frequently, and we won't have a problem.
Hey hey, don't stop. Public displays of affection are highly encouraged here.
You cheeky blob - I think you're trying to seduce me! Well... Go on!
WoooOOOoo! I just got the shivers! And it wasn't the brisk spring breeze.
Okay okay, so we're a thing now. Try not to make a big deal out of it.
You like me for reals, right? No fooling?
Did you come here looking for a little tail? ‘Cause I got one right back here…
I hid a bunch of candies for you to find. It should be pretty easy - I arranged them in a big heart shape.
Is it hot in here, or is it just me?
Oh man. I got it bad... And for a bunny, that's really saying something.
Look at President Honey-Bunny here! Still wooing me even though we're official. How romantic!
I'm rewriting my basket list to include you in stuff. I hope you like wingsuits!
I just want to cruise around with my top down... Hee hee, you KNOW what I mean!
You don't need to buy my love. But I look AMAZING in that new bikini. Just saying.
I think I'm going to write a book: "How To Attract Others With Hostility"
My candy-coated chocolate eggs bring all the boys to the yard. And the gals too. They're that good.
(It's a beautiful day for a stroll. You're passing by Town Hall when suddenly you hear shouting coming through an open window!)
Nina: Where's the egg-hiding permit? Who filled out the tulip-planting license? What about the fun-having permission slip!?
(Suddenly the door bursts open, and a dapper bunny lady storms out.)
Nina: Ugh! There's too much paperwork! I'm sick of it! As mayor, I have half a mind to just cancel the festival altogether!
(Wow, she seems stressed! but you can't let something as nefarious as stress get in the way of the spring festival. You've got to help this bunny mayor let her gorgeous, shiny, silky red hair down...)
Spring Mascot
Beekeeper
Bonsai Artist
Candy Maker
Golden Gooseherder
Tour Guide
Ornamental Egg Collector
Farmer
Chocolatier
Florist
Pepper Announcement
Abby Announcement
Penny Announcement
Mallory's Moonlight Stroll
Mallory's Beach Date
Mallory's Sightseeing Date
Mallory's Movie Theater Date
Karma's Moonlight Stroll
Karma's Beach Date
Karma's Sightseeing Date
Karma's Movie Theater Date
Elle's Moonlight Stroll
Elle's Beach Date
Elle's Sightseeing Date
Elle's Movie Theater Date
Wendy's Moonlight Stroll
Wendy's Beach Date
Wendy's Sightseeing Date
Wendy's Movie Theater Date
Cassie's Moonlight Stroll
Cassie's Beach Date
Cassie's Sightseeing Date
Cassie's Movie Theater Date
Nina's Moonlight Stroll
Nina's Beach Date
Nina's Sightseeing Date
Nina's Movie Theater Date
Pepper's Moonlight Stroll
Pepper's Beach Date
Pepper's Sightseeing Date
Pepper's Movie Theater Date
Abby's Moonlight Stroll
Abby's Beach Date
Abby's Sightseeing Date
Abby's Movie Theater Date
Penny's Moonlight Stroll
Penny's Beach Date
Penny's Sightseeing Date
Penny's Movie Theater Date
