Stirling

Stirling is the eleventh guy to appear in Blush Blush. He is unlocked by reaching level 44 in the Star Gazing (Observant) hobby.

Stirling is turned into a snake and you find him while stargazing out in the open.

Personality

Stirling appears to be a stereotypical vampire, but with a passion for ice skating.

Messages

His phone fling is available to purchase for 10 diamonds after reaching the Lover relationship level with him.

Note that pauses under 5 minutes long are not indicated. Where the progress column says (A) or (B), these are your left and right options for how to respond.

SFW Version

Progress	SFW chat
1/35	When these endless skies fill once more with stars…
2/35	Restraint, once sweet, my temptatious lover…
3/35	Becomes naught but this cold prison in which I lie…
4/35	For nothing can warm my stone body but yours…
5/35	Yet only a soft wind replies to my lamentations.
(A)	Roses are red. Violets are purple… Something Something… semicircle?
(B)	I'll reply to your lamentations! How is Stirling doing?
6/35	A valiant effort.	Oh, the usual.
7/35	Perhaps you will allow me to play to my strengths, and you may stick to yours?	Without you, I am bored and lonely. I tried to practice my jumps and spins on ice, but even those became tedious quickly and I found myself again idle.
8/35	Though, considering I am communicating to you with a cellular phone and not by hand delivered parchment…	Though, I did put more time into that piece of prose than I would care to admit, so…
9/35	I shall retract my previous statement and simply go with this:
10/35	I long for you to entertain me both in mind and in body. Are you busy?
(A)	I just deleted everything in my calendar. What did you have in mind?
(B)	When and where? I mean, the answer's yes, but I'm gonna at least pretend to check.
11/35	Your enthusiasm never ceases to bring a smile to my face.	How very procedural of you. I appreciate your adherence to superfluous social conventions.
12/35	It's so honest and charming. Far too many mortals pretend to be something they're not. You're different.	It seems to be a disappearing art, yet it appeals to my old fashioned soul.
13/35	You always know exactly the right thing to say.
14/35	Which is a convenient lead-in to my proposal for the evening.
15/35	A game.
16/35	Allow me to elaborate.
(A)	Yes please! I really want to play with you.
(B)	Hang on, let me just get my handy dandy notebook.
17/34	...	I doubt you will need to take notes.
18/35	I am going to assume that your phrasing was unintentional or this will be a short-lived endeavor indeed.	The pretense is simple, and I have every confidence you'll catch on quickly.
19/35	What are my kind specifically known for?
20/35	Think stereotypes, not your knowledge of me personally
(A)	Hating garlic? And crosses? And stakes? And baseball?
(B)	So not an ice dance battle?
21/35	What? No.	If I'm ever in need of a contest I would instantly win, that is what I will pick.
22/35	Well, I suppose technically yes. But none of those fit with what I have planned.	With you, I would rather take my time. I would rather feel evenly matched.
23/35	My proposition is this:a game of flirtation.
(A)	I surrender.
(B)	Now you're speaking my language!
24/35	Already? I haven't even laid out the terms yet.	I thought it may intrigue you.
25/35	First to become flustered and tongue-tied is the loser.
26/35	And the winner may request anything from the loser as their prize.
(A)	Anything? What if I want an entire pool of cherry jello?
(B)	I can think of one or two things I'd like to ask for when I win.
27/35	Why would you pick the worst flavor? But yes. If you win, I shall get it for you.	Confidence is attractive, but don't forget you're up against a bonafide creature of the night.
28/35	By any means necessary.	Which does mean that IF you win, I will be held to whatever you request.
29/35	But if I win, my delicious mortal…
30/35	You will accompany me to Stories on Ice, the 12 hour extended marathon edition!
(A)	The soap opera adapted for a figure skating performance? Sounds like a win-win!
(B)	Tell me that’s not a thing.
31/35	Pardon my surprise, but I was not expecting such interest.	Not only is it a thing, but it is a once-a-decade thing. I have front row seats.
32/35	Regardless… I intend to put every effort into winning, and I expect the same from you.	Anyone who is anyone in the figure skating world will be there.
33/35	With that in mind…
34/35	Allow me to make my first move.
35/35	’’[Stirling Photo 01]’’
1/22	May your eyes enjoy their journey over my body.
(A)	That’s a strong start. Strong like those beautiful muscles.
(B)	I just spent way too long trying to figure out why you didn't have a reflection.
2/22	Precisely the reaction I had hoped to arouse from you.	Why I didn't-
3/22	Ideally, you are now imagining our bodies intertwined, my hands in your hair.	Very clever. You nearly had me there.
4/22	Celebrated. Protected. Loved.	It will take more than a quick diversion to throw me off my target.
5/22	Now, unless you are overwhelmed already, my dear, I believe it's your turn…
(A)	[Send a hawt selfie]
(B)	[Send a silly selfie]
6/22	What a delectable creature you are.	How deliciously unexpected!
7/22	Absolutely breathtaking.	You never cease to amaze. Which, when one has lived as long as I have, is no small feat.
8/22	I must learn not to underestimate your power over me.
9/22	When I see you, my instincts kick in, and I become lost in a sea of emotion.
10/22	I'm tossed between the desire to consume you body and soul, and the desire to…
11/22	No, I better not get carried away so soon
12/22	Wouldn't want to give you an unfair advantage or anything.
(A)	Aw, come on. I have a feeling this game is rigged anyway.
(B)	You say unfair advantage, I say competitive edge.
13/22	Rigged! My sweet, I would never!	I don't know if I agree.
14/22	What kind of game would it be if the outcome was already determined?	Wouldn't it be more satisfying to know I fell at your hand rather than my own?
15/22	That would offer no entertainment for me.	Or are you simply looking for the satisfaction of winning, regardless of the tatics?
16/22	I am nothing if not fair.
17/22	Or at least I am when it comes to you.
18/22	And as it is now my turn… I think I shall send you something that makes my intentions clear.
(A)	I think our intentions are similar here ;)
(B)	”Always trust a vampire” that's my motto.
19/22	Music to my ears!	At a time that is not now, we will revisit that.
20/22	Like a hauntingly beautiful cello piece that speaks of nighttime folly or a lover's tryst with life and death.	I have a few ideas for a motto that is less detrimento to your survival.
21/22	With that, there remains only one more thing.	But for the moment, I will endeavor not to break that trust. So.
22/22	’’[Stirling Photo 02]’’
1/28	I made sure to think of all the wonderful things we could do together as the flash went off.
(A)	Hang on, I need to gather up my tongue like a cartoon wolf.
(B)	Where are you? I'll buy a teleporter and be right over.
2/28	Ah! You irredeemable flatterer!	You ostentatious charmer you!
3/28	But I would be lying if I said it wasn't a trait of yours I deeply appreciated.
4/28	If you want a suggestion on what you should appreciate about me…
5/28	May I offer that although it is cold, I still removed clothing to take that picture for you?
6/28	That’s an act of love if I ever heard one.
(A)	Do supreme beings of the night even feel the cold?
(B)	Wait a minute, weren't you already undressed?
7/28	Well, no. Would it have made more of an impact if I had complained about the number of zippers and buttons on my outfit instead?	Just because I was disrobed in the first image, doesn't mean I stayed that way.
8/28	Your unreliable ability to remember my more vampiric traits never seems to work advantageously for me.	Perhaps you may see it as redundant, but my cloak is made of the finest mulberry silk and it feels exquisite on the skin.
9/28	Though I fear I may be rambling. You have some catching up to do if we intend to be evenly matched during this conversation.
10/28	Would you consider sending another picture? They are. I'm told, worth a thousand words.
(A)	[Send a cute selfie]
(B)	[Send a shelfie]
11/28	This feigned innocence of yours is doing nothing but stoke my appetite.	Is that… a vampire romance novel?
12/28	I want to hold you in my arms, nuzzling my nose into your neck.	The one on the left, with the black cover? If it is, I know the fellow it was based off of.
13/28	Feeling your lifeblood run through those delicate veins…	I would love to replicate several of the scenes with you, if you are interested.
Pause	5 minutes pause
14/28	What a mess you make me. Here I am, completely undone, considering silly things like renting a motorcycle and driving to you.
15/28	Especially as I lay here, unaccosted by your loving touch.
(A)	Vampire on a motorcycle… Marshmallow.exe has overheated and needs to restart.
(B)	You're one to talk! Are you reading the things you're sending to me?
16/28	Don't get too excited. The only helmet I have is bedazzled with a thousand diamonds. I'd come to you in the form of a fast disco-ball.	You may have a point, but I can't help it.
17/28	Not particularly the form I'd prefer to show myself to you in.	Something about talking with you puts me in such a seductive mood.
18/28	That does give me an idea though.
19/28	I have a different backdrop for the next image I want to send you.
20/28	So you'll have to wait again as I set it up.
(A)	That’s not fair!
(B)	I don't mind. Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
21/28	Ah my sweet. Nothing in your mortal coil is “fair”. We must accept this.	Or forgetful. Do not fall prey to idioms.
22/28	If I can make one request before I go?
23/28	Keep yourself in the mindspace our conversation has put you in.
24/28	Long for me. Pine for me.
Pause	45 minutes pause
25/28	Are you ready? I am finally satisfied with the image of myself I have taken.
(A)	FINALLY.
(B)	One second, I was just catching up on the latest Limited Time Event.
26/28	Oh? Is that your admission you did, in fact, long for me in my absence?	Scoundrel! Though I suppose I am not in a place to complain. It is a taste of my own medicine for you to make me wait.
27/28	I hope you feel as though this offers some recompense for the delay:
28/28	’’[Stirling Photo 03]’’
1/∞	Know that everything in this picture is in response to my thoughts of you.
2/∞	My attire, or lack thereof. My expression. My location. The time of day. Everything.
3/∞	This is me wanting to go to sleep with you beside me.
4/∞	This is me wanting to bring our bodies together in tender embraces
(A)	That sounds perfect. How do I subscribe?
(B)	Okay but what if… I serenaded you to sleep?
5/∞	Simply reply with two words.	You are an absolute delight, do you know that?
6/∞	”I surrender.”	Your mind is so… exhilarating! Please tell what else your heart desires.
7/∞	But if you indulge me, our little game will come to a conclusion.
8/∞	So. What do you say?
(A)	I surrender.
(B)	I'm thinking about you, and us, and I have the biggest grin on my face!
9/∞	Those words are music to my ears!	I can't take it anymore. Sweet. Alluring. Perfect.
10/∞	I'm satisfied.
11/∞	This has been wonderful, but I have to get going.
12/∞	To ride out the waves of emotion our conversation has brought me.
13/∞	And more importantly, to start planning all my costume changes as an audience member at Stories on Ice!
14/∞	Stay wonderful, my starlight in a dark night.

Uncut Version

The NSFW track diverges from the SFW track with your first reply. All three pictures are different between versions.

Dialogue List

First Meeting

Having turned over every leaf, as well as the odd pine needle, you feel as though your journey may be coming to an end at last. At the end of a long day, as the sun sets and the sky begins to sparkle in starlight, you lay in solitude and reflect on how far you've come...
Until a voice begins to whisper, "There's nothing so lonely as the starsss..." You sit up, startled, and come face to face with a snake... with a telescope. The snake smiles in a way that makes you aware you are in terrible danger. It's one of the Man-imals, but this one is... very different.
An icy dread passes over you, as you inquire if the whole "snake thing" is new. "My kind can take many forms, but it seems I have been cursed into this one. Stuck. Robbing me of my only pleasures. Doing nothing to diminish my thirst..." Looks like you've got a Vampire on your hands...

Adversary

Pop-up Dialogue

You are very brave to come to me, little one. For I know you are the architect of my sssuffering, and that alone would be reason enough to kill you. Still, I am more intrigued...

Talk

My wounds are deep, and my pain is endless. What you have taken from me is enough to drive an immortal mad with grief. I speak of course of my figure skating. The music, sparkles, movements... How I yearn.
I passed through a garden today, and convinced the inhabitants to eat an apple from a very special tree. The joke's on them. Those were crab apples. They were super sour. You should have seen their faces!
My instincts are rather confounded. I see a mouse, and I strike! But halfway through draining it's blood, I... Swallow them whole. If you do change me back, I hope it's a habit that doesn't linger...
Such courage, mortal. Not only am I a venomous snake, but a vampire. In terms of survival instincts, you're somewhere in the vicinity of "june bug".
So, you seek to undo what you have done? How interesting. You're like the hero of some grand tale of adventure. Only the damsel in distress is a vampire transformed into a snake. At least you get points for originality.

Poke

Ha ha stop! No, seriously, if you do that again I will bite you.

Upgrade to Acquaintance

So you have returned. If you have a death wish I am more than happy to oblige.
Though perhaps not just yet. Your bravery, or stupidity, fascinatesss me.

Acquaintance

Pop-up Dialogue

Even if I can supresss my vampire thirst, there are snake instincts you should be cautious of. Don't get too close. Or be a mouse.

Talk

Forgive me, but my hearing is not what it was. Draw closer, and speak to me as though I were a lover... Yes closer... Cloooooser...
A wandering ghost said that I would make a handsome pair of boots. Wasn't that thoughtful? It is rare that I hear a genuinely original compliment.
Yes it's true. Before the transformation, my only pleasure was ice skating. The cold breeze, the carving blades... Spinning faster and faster until you take off like a sparkly helicopter. Brilliant.
In my many years, I have indulged in many pleasures. But joy is fleeting, and becomes less frequent as time goes on. Like a game that makes you wait to play. It's sickening.
Very well. Change me back, if you can. I shall not bite the hand that feeds me... At least not without asking permission. I'm an immortal predator of humanity. I'm not rude.

Poke

[Same as Adversary]

Upgrade to Frenemy

You have become somewhat of a human boomerang. Each time I toss you aside you're right back in front of me.
Come to think of it, I do not hate having you around. But I won't call us friends just yet.
[With 'Friend' picture] As you walk, and Stirling slithers, through a familiar park, you catch him chuckling to himself. "It is so strange... The term seems infantile, and yet here I am. Contemplating the leaves beside a 'friend'. How sweet it is..." He doesn't say anymore. A faint sense of warmth passes over you, and then is gone.

Frenemy

Pop-up Dialogue

My world was once filled with rapturous mortals, racing to embrace me. Now they run at the sight of me. It's so wonderfully, dreadfully isolating.

Talk

[Same as Acquaintance]

Gift

If you insist on giving me giftsss you need not wrap them. I am centuries old - the sweet kiss of surprise is long dead to me.

Poke

[Same as Adversary]

Upgrade to Friendzoned

I find you moderately easy to talk to. I might even like you enough to share some of my sssecrets.
When I was a "young" vampire in the '80s I briefly sang in a rock band. We had one hit song. It went a little something like this... "Stake through the heart, and you're too late. Baby, you give blood a bad name."

Friendzone

Pop-up Dialogue

Last night I couldn't sleep so I slithered through the damp evening grass and found my thoughts fixated on mice. Dancing, delicious mice... I think I've been a snake for too long.

Talk

I have "rattle envy". I saw a Diamondback rattlesnake at the zoo, and I can't get that glorious sound out of my mind. Be a dear - fetch me a maraca and masking tape.
Returned for me? I must admit, I find your attempts to amuse me... amusing. So, technically, well done.
Does that make us friends? How delicious. When do we share blood and help each other seduce prey? I mean what else are friends for?
One silver lining is that no one uses garlic to repel sssnakes. There had been an influx of cowboys though, claiming I am in their boots...
Sssparkle in the sun? No, but what a marvelous thought! I could be the most fabulous predator alive. I wouldn't even need personality or common sense to draw in my victims...
I never do keep friendships for long. They wither on the vine... Or I drink them. Sorry - this analogy was about grapes, but now it's about wine. Do you have any?

Gift

[Same as Acquaintance]

Poke

[Same as Acquaintance]

Upgrade to Awkward Besties

Ahhh, I know that look. You want to try a lover's embrace to break the curse, yes?
You will fail. But it will be fun to try. Come close and let me get the taste of you...
[With 'Kiss' Picture] As Stirling comes closer, every sense you have is screaming in fear. He smiles his wicked smile, withdrawing his fangs, and closing into your lips. "Kiss me and mean it, mortal. You never know which one's your last..." Serpent lips touch you, but human lips complete the kiss...

Awkward Besties

Pop-up Dialogue

Have I got something stuck in my fangs? Come, take a closer look...

Talk

When I look at you I feel a strangeness in my chest. As though a bird were fluttering inside of me. Did you happen to turn any men into birds? There's a distinct chance I've eaten them.
Now that I have legs again, I want to show you a new skating routine. It tells the story of a person who makes friends with a vampire and is betrayed. The protagonist dies at the end. Oh, whoops, spoiler warning.
When most people find out I'm a vampire they run away throwing crosses at me. But not you. You run TOWARD me, throwing calculators and video games. You are a very special person, I can tell.
You truly are the most captivating creature I've seen this century. Of course, I can't see myself in the mirror, so this may only be a technical victory.
I tried skating for the first time since the transition, but my tail keeps getting in the way of my triple salchow. It shall take time and practice for my skill to return. I love a good character arc.
Sorry I'm late. I was caught up discussing my life story as a vampire with a journalist. The working title of his article was: "Interview with the Snek."
There is a beautiful graveyard on the hilltop. Legends say the dead rise there, and walk through the graves at night. It's so romantic I want to scream. Let's go at once.
Dracula gave us a bad reputation. Folks think that I will seduce them and bring them to my castle. But I haven't got a castle. I live in a subletted duplex, on a figure skater's salary.

Gift

Oh I have the perfect place to keep this. In the small green bin under the kitchen sink.

Poke

There was a vampire hunter once who, discovering me in my coffin and lacking a stake, tried to destroy me with tickles. I wound up letting him go. You just can't stay mad at that kind of resourcefulness.

Upgrade to Crush

We've spent enough time together that I no longer imagine what it would be like to drink your blood. Well, I imagine it less.
Perhaps my affection for you has risen higher than my affections for most humans. Though, we need to work on your terrible survival instincts if our friendship is going to last longer than a few hours.

Crush

Pop-up Dialogue

Well, I shall not speak of falsehoods. This form is an improvement. Figure skates are much less practical tied to a tail.

Talk

[Same as Awkward Besties]

Gift

That was very kind of you. If I were a mortal man perhaps I would be weeping tears of joy. But from me... A pat on the head.

Poke

[Same as Awkward Besties]

Upgrade to Sweetheart

I have a confession. When you weren't paying attention I quickly pricked your finger and stole a blood sample. It's nothing to worry about... Just curious about your hemoglobin. As anyone would be.
It seems there was nothing to worry about at all. The test results indicate that you're my type. You get to live another day.

Sweetheart

Pop-up Dialogue

Oh this? A pinot noir from the 18th century. Come now. I only drink blood straight from the source.

Talk

[Same as Crush]

Gift

[Same as Crush]

Poke

[Same as Crush]

Upgrade to Boyfriend

I am truly happy that I have had the chance to eat you - er - meet you. Sorry, old habit.
I have come to find your presence enjoyable. I cannot physically give you my heart, so please accept this box of chocolate covered mouse hearts. Homemade!

Boyfriend

Pop-up Dialogue

It is so very good to have my hands back. They're graceful, and they're perfect for making grand, dramatic gestures with wine glasses.

Talk

I imagined you lying on a bed of satin... so I bought you a coffin. It is a practical gift, of course. And so very few people buy them for themselves. You can thank me later.
My fans of figure skating have returned! And with them, scores of new fans dressed in strange attire. Can you tell me what a "Slytherin" is?
I feel only the bitter cold of the ice and the warm touch of your hand. And whatever that "funny bone" nonsense is. Because apparently it also affects the undead, and I don't trust it...
Has anyone ever told you that you are as radiant as the sun? And like the sun, my body burns for you.
I am falling for you, I think. It's been so long, that love is like a stranger from high school you see at the market, and you don't really want to chat, so you turn into mist to escape and... What were we talking about?

Gift

Thank you. When I look at this I will think of you, and so I shall hang it somewhere central. Perhaps over my mantle.

Poke

Mmmmm. What a phenomenal feeling. I had forgotten the joy of warm hands in forbidden places...

Upgrade to Lover

If my heart was still beating it would come alive when you're around. I want to hold you close and kiss my lips against your neck, and breathe in your intoxicating scent.
I won't bite you. I will hold you close and declare to the world that you, my lovely mortal, are mine. All mine.
[With 'Transformation' Picture] As you enter your home, you notice the lights are out. You hear ominous music playing nearby, and the hairs on the back of your neck stand up. You go to reach for the light switch... Something grabs you from behind. It's Stirling! "Kiss me my love... Like it's our last..." Your lips delicately touch his and... a magical explosion sends him flying. The curse is broken!
[With 'Lover' Picture] "Under earth and wrapped in shade. i have no peace but what you've made. You sculpt my pleasure, carved from pain. And make me feel alive again. Take this monster, keep him locked, in open fields where you have walked. For as long as you might walk there still... That's where he'll be. Do what you will." - Stirling

Sex Scene

As you enter your home, you notice the lights are out. You hear ominous sexy music playing nearby, and your junk begins to tingle. You reach for the light switch... Something grabs you from behind, grasping your body. It's Stirling! "Kiss me my love... Make love as only we can..." Your lips touch his and... a magical explosion sends him flying. The curse is broken!
Stirling rises in the air, his feet pointing to the floor. He raises his hands, and candles light throughout the room. "I have wanted you from the moment I saw you..." he says, his voice full of hungry darkness. His robe slips away, and you see the pale perfection of his naked body. He hardens before your eyes, takes you to his bed, and makes passionate love to you until dawn.
Later, hiding from the sun within his coffin, the two of you lay together with your fingers entwined. There's a drop of blood on his lips from a single bite to your neck, and it glimmers like a ruby. He smiles dangerously. "I have not felt such pleasure in hundreds of years. Indeed I thought them lost to me. I want to discover more pleasures with you. Come. Let us kill the day with our hunt..."

Lover

Pop-up Dialogue

The end of our journey is fast approaching. What shall we find at the conclusion? Love? Betrayal? I'm almost giddy with anticipation. Grab some popcorn, and let's find out!

Talk

[Same as Boyfriend]

Gift

[Same as Boyfriend]

Poke

[Same as Boyfriend]

Upgrade to Max Lover

Here we are, at the end of all of things. No matter what happens next, know that curse or no, you have touched me in a way I will never forget.
I have been restored. Truly you are the beginning and end of all my problems. Stay with me, and let us vex and assuage our passions together.

Max Lover (Lover+)

Pop-up Dialogue

If you catch me staring, it's affection. If you catch me biting you... it's likely a blood thirst and maybe you should carry around some garlic mace spray.
Most mortals only know me for my figure skating, and only love me for my skill. You are an odd and incredible exception.
Roses will wither. Violets will too. But not even a stake can kill my love for you. - A Valentine by Stirling.
You're back. I was just pondering the emptiness of the world and how my life is a mere scar against the skin of humanity. However, now my thoughts are consumed with "dat ass". Hahaha!
I could really go for a nice, tasty mouse right about now... No, I'm not the least bit embarrassed by that admission. I'm living my best vampire life now. And that life includes mice.
(Naked) I feel I would be able to hunt better like this. I am quieter in the nude, and any prey that catches a glimpse of my approach is likely to be momentarily confused...
(Naked) Oh hello. I'm still naked, in case you hadn't noticed. Don't think I don't know that this is your doing. You best not be toying with my expectations...
(Naked) How tragic it would be if you were suddenly blinded from looking upon me. Let us face it - I am very very pale.

Talk

I have never noticed how truly and deliciously alluring you look. Mmm, how I long to feel the soft skin of your neck on my lips, your sweet blood on my tongue... Ack! (Boundaries, Stirling. Best behavior!)
It appears I am complete again. I imagine you would like some kind of recognition for your efforts. Here, have this empty wine glass.
My skating instructor said my pants were too tight. But my motto is: "If you got it, flaunt it. Kill anyone who disagrees." So... If you happen to know any good skating instructors, I may be in the market for a new one.
Hmmm. I think that I would like to bring you to my tailor and costume designer. Your outfits could use a little less, "suburban soccer parent" and more, "oddly sexual figure skating routine".
Let's play cat and mouse. You run and hide and I'll hunt you down. I'll do a better job this time restraining those "swallow you whole" instincts. I promise. Ready, go.
I've grown bored with this existence. For what is left to live for when I now have everything? You are all that my soul desires. OH! And wine!
I would love to take you on a date to the beach, but I fear the paleness of my skin would blind you. Also I would likely combust into flames. I should have probably mentioned that part first.
I made you a bouquet of flowers but they withered in my hands. So I've brought you a gravestone. See? It has both our names, with a gothic-inspired heart carved around them. Isn't it just precious?
I started my own blood drive charity. But apparently, taste testing the donations for quality is frowned upon, and "likely to incite a mob". Hmph. Lousy villagers.
Today I found myself singing. Singing! You have awoken a passion inside of me that I thought I'd killed long ago.
Hide me! There is a mob of teenage girls outside, and they are *surprisingly* effective at tracking down vampires. Their squeals of delight disturb me so!
Your lips are my greatest desire. I would like to nibble them and taste the sweet flavour of your blood... Just a little.
We should embrace. Dance in the pale moonlight. Celebrate as though tomorrow will never come. Because when a vampire loves you, it just might not...
(Naked) How I would love to share my coffin with you, and hold you close to me all day long.
(Naked) This is the body granted by nine lifetimes of love and hardship. Hunting and fleeing. And of course... Sparkly figure skating.
(Naked) I don't mind being naked. In fact, I prefer it. But I do miss the theatricality of my cape. Without it, I feel... Well, naked.
(Naked) I love the flushed look upon your cheeks when you look at me like this. It makes me want to run my hands over your warm body and kiss you everywhere.
(Naked) Now that I'm naked I can't help but feel a burning desire to slowly, but carefully, remove all of your clothes too.
(Naked) My entire body feels warm when I look at you. Does that show when I'm utterly exposed?
(Naked) I may not sparkle in the sun, but I do sparkle in the bedroom. Grab some glitter and glue sticks, and I'll prove it.
(Naked) Wouldn't it be grand to see a skating performance completely naked? Like the Olympians of old, competing in the nude, risking tender body parts making contact with the ice. It sounds delightful!
(Naked) Being naked feels right. This is out most primal and natural form. We should embrace it. But keep a coat nearby, I don't want you catching a cold.

Poke

Haha! Oh my! For a second I remembered what it was like to truly laugh. Your touch reminds me of my lost life...
Ha- how you make my body burn for you with your touch. Such delicious pain. I do not want it to stop.
MWAHAHAA! Sorry. You coaxed out one of my "evil vampire" laughs. I usually save those for Halloween. Please disregard.
(Naked) Haha! This feels so good without clothes on. I will allow you to do it again and again...
(Naked) That feels so good. I love you, my lovely mortal with terrible survival instincts.
(Naked) Mmmm! I love how your hands feel against my skin. I know it's cold. You can wear mittens if it comes to it.
(Naked) It is hard to be angsty and mysterious when all I want to do is pin you down and blow raspberries on your tummy.

Gift

In all my many years walking upon this earth I have truly never been given such a wonderful gift... Thank you.
Another present for me? I fear I am not sure how to react to this. Other than express to you that I am so pleased to have you, and your generosity, in my life.
Thank you. It shall remind me of you long after you're gone, and I am contemplating the dreadful loneliness of my immortal existence. Such a nice gift!
You really are too generous. One day this quality might get you killed, but for now, thank you from the bottom of my cold heart.
[Boxers] Yes. Even my underwear is this utterly fabulous. I'm a figure skater. It's in my blood.
[Birthday Suit] Voila! I may be disrobed, but it is your intentions that have truly been laid bare.
[Spooky Outfit] Ahh, let me give a shout out to all my witches. Wicked and wild, and brimming with style. You'd steal this vampire's heart... and stick it into your brew, if I let you.
[Kigurumi Outfit] This is not a onesie. This is a sleeping bag. If I trip, I'm done for. If that should occur, just let me roll away and pretend like nothing happened, all right?
[Masquerade Outfit] Love has consumed me, drained me, changed me. I almost feel mortal again, no longer untouchable, no longer damned... All because of you.
[Summer Outfit] Summer. What a bummer. If you need me I'll be indoors, where it's air-conditioned, watching my favorite ice-skating anime with the lights off.
[RPG Outfit] You wish me to be your dungeon master? Very well. Let us descend the secret stairwell behind the bookcase, and I will take you to my dungeon of delights... What? Sorry, what are we talking about? I'm confused.
[Kimono Outfit] This is remarkably elegant. You know me well - I'd have accepted nothing less.
[Pirate Outfit] I've been working on a new ice theater performance called, "How The Vampirate Captain Long John Stirling Found Love After Death: On Ice". I will, of course, be playing the titular character... And you, my dear, have already been cast in the role of "muse".

Upgrade to Lover +

Someday you'll grow tired of me. And my sorrow shall be a delicious tragedy.
But we are not there yet. Keep bringing me your love, for as long as you dare.

Date Dialogue

Animal Version (Adversary to Friendzone)

[Dinner] Here's to you. Finer than wine. More refreshing than water. Thicker than blood.
[Boat Ride] I'm surprised that, of all things he could have asked, the boat keeper was more concerned about how I wore sunglasses without ears...
[Coaster] Well now, that was a delight. I did not realize those contraptions were for entertainment. By the screams, I had always assumed they were a form of corporal punishment.
[Carnival] Hmm. I would appreciate it if you didn't draw attention to my rather... unrestrained reaction to the plush snake toys landing on me. Reputation, and all.

Hybrid/Human Version (Awkward Besties to Lover)

[Dinner] I must say, you look ravishing this evening. In that I have imagined ravishing you several times already.
[Boat Ride] Look at you. Keeping a gentle vampire up past his bedtime. I dare say you're quite the bad influence.
[Coaster] I only have myself to blame. You know how it is. You have so much fun that you forget that you spontaneously burn in naked sunlight. Happens to the best of us.
[Carnival] Hahaha! That ride brings me back. The Horror Wars between the Skeletons and Vampires was a ghastly good time, I dare say.

Unlocked at Lover Level

[Masquerade] Now you're in my world, darling. Sip from my glass, and I shall take you into the ball a creature of the night. Take my hand. Bathe in fear and beauty.

Dialogue About Cole

I followed the human I believe is responsible for the attacks on me. I slipped into his dreams, and caressed the dark curves of his soul. It was... Tantalizing.
Heh. There's something so alluring about your kind when they get the taste for blood. It's like watching a butterfly emerge from its cocoon. Beautiful.
Yesterday, someone broke into my lair and stuck a steak in my mouth. How embarrassing. Someone needs to brush up on their vampire lore.
When we finally reveal the identity of this... Predator that stalks us both, I shall require your permission. I'm considering making him a plaything, but I don't want to intrude on your territory...
The one who is trying to kill me is endearing, in a clumsy sort of way. I do think he would make a satisfactory vampire. Perhaps I'll turn him, so he can realize his potential...
Ahhhh... The sweet scent of broken sanity. There is a mortal nearby who is more predator than prey... Let's hope he finds his way to me.

Requirements Table

Main article: Stirling/Requirements.

Trivia

Stirling's dialogue and requirements reference:
- The apple tree from the Biblical Garden of Eden
- The song "You Give Love a Bad Name" by Bon Jovi
- The infamous sparkling vampires from Twilight
- The book Interview With The Vampire by Anne Rice
- Slytherin House from the Harry Potter series
- Yuri On Ice, an ice skating anime with a silver-haired deuteragonist.
Stirling exhibits the following traditional literary vampire traits:
- Appearing very pale
- Drinking the blood of the living
- Weaknesses to garlic, sunlight, and wooden stakes
- Being able to transform into different things, including mist
- Not appearing in mirrors
- Being very, very sexy
Stirling has a sex dungeon.
the d4 featured in Stirling's RPG outfit appears to not be a real d4. d4 dice are actually tetrahedrons, not pentahedrons.
Stirling's phone fling references Yuri on Ice multiple times.
- One of the player reply options references Blue's Clues.