Time Warp Event

The Time Warp Event is a time-travel-themed Parallel Event in Crush Crush, first taking place from September 25 until September 29, 2025, spanning a total of five days.

This Event takes place within a Parallel Universe, where Time blocks, Reset boosts, and everything else are completely reset. You must start from scratch. The Time Warp Event is unique among PES events, as you can soft-reset your progress in the event (it is, in fact, a required mechanic to complete the event).

As with all Parallel Events, this event features "Goals", which can be completed in order to earn various items and boosts that are helpful in progressing further in the event, such as Speed Boosts, Time Skips, Time Blocks, Money, and Hourglasses. Additionally, some goals offer rewards for the Main Game, such as an Event Achievement and an array of outfits. If you complete every Goal before the event ends, you will be able to unlock the grand prize: a fully date-able Girl for the Main Game.

Availability

Image	Event Name	Run Duration
	Time Warp Event - Polly	25 Sep 2025 - 29 Sep 2025
	Time Warp Event - Polly	13 Aug 2026 - 19 Aug 2026

Cutscenes

Opening Cutscene

Upon entering the Event, you're greeted with an opening cutscene/dialogue which plays out as the following:

1. (You find yourself tumbling through an endless wormhole. Just tumbling and tumbling, with no end in sight...)
2. (Suddenly, you feel a massive impact! Your body is thrown to one side, and the wormhole spits you out in a place that's not at all familiar.)
3. (It's almost like you've tumbled into... A PARALLEL UNIVERSE!)
4. (...OR PERHAPS THE DISTANT PAST!)
5. (And you're not alone. There's a girl sprawled on the ground nearby, looking as dazed and confused as you feel.)
6. Polly: "Ohh, me 'ead... What happened? Where am I? What year is it!?"

You then exit the Dialogue, and are greeted by Q-Piddy explaining the event:

1. Welcome to the Time Warp Event! This limited-time event takes place in a parallel universe where you're traveling through time - again and again and again!
2. In this universe, all your jobs and hobbies start at level 0. The same goes for any girls you meet, and they'll pay out Hourglasses as you get to know them!
3. Make sure you spend your Hourglasses while you can! Since Hourglasses can’t travel between universes, you won't be able to keep them once the Time Warp Event ends.
4. The good news is, Diamonds CAN travel between universes! That means your Diamonds are shared between the Time Warp Event and your main game.
5. By the way, you'll earn rewards based on the progress you make during the Time Warp Event. You can claim your rewards in the “Goals” tab.
6. At the end of the event, any Outfits or Character rewards you've earned will travel back through the portal with you to your main game.
7. Just remember, Speed Boosts, Time Blocks, and Hourglasses CAN'T travel back with you, so spend them before the timer runs out!
8. Remember, you can return to the main game any time by going to the “Return” tab!
9. That about covers it. Have fun, and enjoy the Time Warp Event!

Ending Cutscene

1. (You’re having so much fun adventuring through time with your crew of cute girls that you almost don’t want to go home! But alas, you must.)
2. Polly: “It’s time, luv. We're ready to make the final jump!"
3. Polly: “Now, I have to tell you... I have a sneaking suspicion that time is going to correct itself. If I'm right, then everyone's going straight back to where and when they belong.”
4. Polly: “Including me.”
5. Polly: “But destiny brought us together once, and I believe in me heart of hearts that it’ll bring us together again!”
6. Polly: “We might have to start over, in a way. But that’s just how all this timey-wimey, parallel-universe nonsense works. Makes perfect sense, right?”
7. (All you can do is smile and nod.)
8. (Soon enough, everyone's piling into Polly’s Time Machine. Polly pulls a fancy lever, and several wormholes appear!)
9. (You find yourself tumbling endlessly through time and space… But wait! Is that a girl tumbling behind you!?)

Girls

	Polly - An intrepid time-traveler who collides with you inside the warped spacetime of a wormhole. Unlocked by entering the event.
	Bearverly Unlocked by reaching  Lvl 2 Science
	Iro Unlocked by traveling to Ancient Greece (first reset).
	Vellatrix Unlocked by traveling to the Dark Ages (first reset).
	Charlotte Unlocked by traveling to the Baroque Era (second reset).
	Shibuki Unlocked by traveling to Feudal Japan (second reset).
	Honey Unlocked by traveling to the 1990s (final reset).

Jobs & Hobbies

This Event comes with all-new Jobs and Hobbies as listed here:

Level	Title	Earnings	Time	$ Per Min	Needed Shifts	Time Blocks
1	Dent Smoother	$10	4s	$150	4	2
2	Tire Rotater	$12	4s	$180	40	2
3	Brake Checker	$14	4s	$210	360	2
4	Tune Up Technician	$17	4s	$255	2,880	2
5	Fuel System Inspector	$20	4s	$300	20,160	2
6	Engine Shampooer	$24	4s	$360	120,960	2
7	Year Calibrator	$29	4s	$435	604,800	2
8	Flux Capacitor Fixer	$35	4s	$525	2,419,200	2
9	Timeline Tinkerer	$42	4s	$630	7,257,600	2
10	Future Fanatic	$50	4s	$750	Maxed	2

Level	Title	Earnings Per Min (base)	Needed Shifts
1	Dent Smoother	$150	4
2	Tire Rotater	$180	40
3	Brake Checker	$210	360
4	Tune Up Technician	$255	2880
5	Fuel System Inspector	$300	20160
6	Engine Shampooer	$360	120960
7	Year Calibrator	$435	604800
8	Flux Capacitor Fixer	$525	2419200
9	Timeline Tinkerer	$630	7257600
10	Future Fanatic	$750	Maxed

Level	Title	Earnings	Time	$ Per Min	Needed Shifts	Time Blocks
1	Sustenance Spotter	$35	6s	$350	70	3
2	Dandelion Devourer	$46	6s	$460	280	3
3	Dodo Chaser	$60	6s	$600	1,120	3
4	Fruit Tree Shaker	$78	6s	$780	4,480	3
5	Mastodon Stalker	$101	6s	$1,010	20,160	3
6	Salad Tosser	$131	6s	$1,310	90,720	3
7	Coelacanth Catcher	$170	6s	$1,700	453,600	3
8	Feisty Forager	$204	6s	$2,040	2,268,000	3
9	Takedown Tactician	$245	6s	$2,450	11,340,000	3
10	Recipe Writer	$294	6s	$2,940	Maxed	3

Level	Title	Earnings Per Min (base)	Needed Shifts
1	Sustenance Spotter	$350	70
2	Dandelion Devourer	$460	280
3	Dodo Chaser	$600	1120
4	Fruit Tree Shaker	$780	4480
5	Mastodon Stalker	$1,010	20160
6	Salad Tosser	$1,310	90720
7	Coelacanth Catcher	$1,700	453600
8	Feisty Forager	$2,040	2268000
9	Takedown Tactician	$2,450	11340000
10	Recipe Writer	$2,940	Maxed

Level	Title	Earnings	Time	$ Per Min	Needed Shifts	Time Blocks
1	Field Worker	$240	30s	$480	450	5
2	Fossil Finder	$336	28s	$720	1,800	5
3	Dig Site Supervisor	$470	26s	$1,084.62	6,300	5
4	Discovery Doubter	$611	24s	$1,527.5	22,050	5
5	Relic Reconstructor	$794	22s	$2,165.45	66,150	5
6	Yesteryear Scholar	$953	20s	$2,859	198,450	5
7	Hawt Historian	$1,144	18s	$3,813.33	595,350	5
8	Field Researcher	$1,258	16s	$4,717.5	1,488,375	5
9	Adventuring Archaeologist	$1,384	14s	$5,931.43	3,720,938	5
10	Dr. Jones	$1,522	12s	$7,610	Maxed	5

Level	Title	Earnings Per Min (base)	Needed Shifts
1	Field Worker	$480	450
2	Fossil Finder	$720	1800
3	Dig Site Supervisor	$1,084.62	6300
4	Discovery Doubter	$1,527.5	22050
5	Relic Reconstructor	$2,165.45	66150
6	Yesteryear Scholar	$2,859	198450
7	Hawt Historian	$3,813.33	595350
8	Field Researcher	$4,717.5	1488375
9	Adventuring Archaeologist	$5,931.43	3720938
10	Dr. Jones	$7,610	Maxed

Level	Title	Earnings	Time	$ Per Min	Needed Shifts	Time Blocks
1	Tarot Card Shuffler	$90	6s	$900	700	4
2	Crystal Ball Polisher	$117	6s	$1,170	3,500	4
3	Fortune Cookie Writer	$152	6s	$1,520	17,500	4
4	Psychic Hotline Worker	$213	6s	$2,130	70,000	4
5	Terrible Tasseographer	$298	6s	$2,980	280,000	4
6	Mediocre Mentalist	$417	6s	$4,170	840,000	4
7	Passable Palm Reader	$542	6s	$5,420	2,520,000	4
8	Adept Astrologer	$705	6s	$7,050	5,040,000	4
9	Flawless Forecaster	$846	7s	$7,251.43	10,080,000	4
10	The Next Nostradamus	$1,015	7s	$8,700	Maxed	4

Level	Title	Earnings Per Min (base)	Needed Shifts
1	Tarot Card Shuffler	$900	700
2	Crystal Ball Polisher	$1,170	3500
3	Fortune Cookie Writer	$1,520	17500
4	Psychic Hotline Worker	$2,130	70000
5	Terrible Tasseographer	$2,980	280000
6	Mediocre Mentalist	$4,170	840000
7	Passable Palm Reader	$5,420	2520000
8	Adept Astrologer	$7,050	5040000
9	Flawless Forecaster	$7,251.43	10080000
10	The Next Nostradamus	$8,700	Maxed

Level	Title	Earnings	Time	$ Per Min	Needed Shifts	Time Blocks
1	Nosy Neighbor	$300	20s	$900	240	6
2	Rumor Analyst	$390	20s	$1,170	720	6
3	Magic Monitor	$507	20s	$1,521	2,160	6
4	Spell Sniffer-Outer	$659	20s	$1,977	6,480	6
5	Witch Weigher	$857	20s	$2,571	25,920	6
6	Wand Confiscator	$1,114	20s	$3,342	103,680	6
7	Broomstick Breaker	$1,448	20s	$4,344	311,040	6
8	Coven Crusher	$1,882	20s	$5,646	933,120	6
9	Hysteria Handler	$2,447	20s	$7,341	2,799,360	6
10	Chief Witch Hunter	$3,181	20s	$9,543	Maxed	6

Level	Title	Earnings Per Min (base)	Needed Shifts
1	Nosy Neighbor	$900	240
2	Rumor Analyst	$1,170	720
3	Magic Monitor	$1,521	2160
4	Spell Sniffer-Outer	$1,977	6480
5	Witch Weigher	$2,571	25920
6	Wand Confiscator	$3,342	103680
7	Broomstick Breaker	$4,344	311040
8	Coven Crusher	$5,646	933120
9	Hysteria Handler	$7,341	2799360
10	Chief Witch Hunter	$9,543	Maxed

Level	Title	Earnings	Time	$ Per Min	Needed Shifts	Time Blocks
1	Gadget Gatherer	$2,000	60s	$2,000	400	8
2	Lightbulb Illuminator	$3,600	60s	$3,600	1,200	8
3	Telephone Technician	$6,120	60s	$6,120	3,600	8
4	Industrial Catalyst	$9,792	60s	$9,792	9,000	8
5	Steam Power Pusher	$14,688	60s	$14,688	22,500	8
6	Automation Advocate	$20,563	60s	$20,563	45,000	8
7	Technology Wizard	$26,732	60s	$26,732	90,000	8
8	Illustrious Inventor	$32,078	60s	$32,078	180,000	8
9	Free Energy Radical	$35,286	60s	$35,286	360,000	8
10	Mechanical Mastermind	$38,815	60s	$38,815	Maxed	8

Level	Title	Earnings Per Min (base)	Needed Shifts
1	Gadget Gatherer	$2,000	400
2	Lightbulb Illuminator	$3,600	1200
3	Telephone Technician	$6,120	3600
4	Industrial Catalyst	$9,792	9000
5	Steam Power Pusher	$14,688	22500
6	Automation Advocate	$20,563	45000
7	Technology Wizard	$26,732	90000
8	Illustrious Inventor	$32,078	180000
9	Free Energy Radical	$35,286	360000
10	Mechanical Mastermind	$38,815	Maxed

Level	Title	Earnings	Time	$ Per Min	Needed Shifts	Time Blocks
1	Powder Puff	$800	40s	$1,200	3,000	6
2	Eyebrow Comber	$1,200	40s	$1,800	6,000	6
3	Complexion Corrector	$1,800	40s	$2,700	12,000	6
4	Blush Blusher	$2,700	40s	$4,050	24,000	6
5	Cheekbone Highlighter	$4,050	40s	$6,075	48,000	6
6	Eyelash Elongater	$6,075	40s	$9,112.5	96,000	6
7	Lip Plumper	$9,113	40s	$13,669.5	192,000	6
8	Nail Polisher	$12,758	40s	$19,137	480,000	6
9	Perfume Spritzer	$17,861	40s	$26,791.5	1,200,000	6
10	Looks Maxxer	$25,005	40s	$37,507.5	Maxed	6

Level	Title	Earnings Per Min (base)	Needed Shifts
1	Powder Puff	$1,200	3000
2	Eyebrow Comber	$1,800	6000
3	Complexion Corrector	$2,700	12000
4	Blush Blusher	$4,050	24000
5	Cheekbone Highlighter	$6,075	48000
6	Eyelash Elongater	$9,112.5	96000
7	Lip Plumper	$13,669.5	192000
8	Nail Polisher	$19,137	480000
9	Perfume Spritzer	$26,791.5	1200000
10	Looks Maxxer	$37,507.5	Maxed

Level	Title	Earnings	Time	$ Per Min	Needed Shifts	Time Blocks
1	Pin Cushion	$2,000	60s	$2,000	1,000	4
2	Tape Measurer	$6,000	80s	$4,500	2,000	4
3	Stitch Ripper	$18,000	100s	$10,800	4,000	4
4	Perfect Pleater	$30,000	120s	$15,000	8,000	4
5	Bow Builder	$40,000	140s	$17,142.86	19,200	4
6	Frill Fluffer	$50,000	160s	$18,750	38,400	4
7	Super Sewist	$55,000	170s	$19,411.76	76,800	4
8	Pattern Maker	$60,000	160s	$22,500	153,600	4
9	Daring Designer	$65,000	130s	$30,000	307,200	4
10	Stylist Supreme	$80,000	110s	$43,636.36	Maxed	4

Level	Title	Earnings Per Min (base)	Needed Shifts
1	Pin Cushion	$2,000	1000
2	Tape Measurer	$4,500	2000
3	Stitch Ripper	$10,800	4000
4	Perfect Pleater	$15,000	8000
5	Bow Builder	$17,142.86	19200
6	Frill Fluffer	$18,750	38400
7	Super Sewist	$19,411.76	76800
8	Pattern Maker	$22,500	153600
9	Daring Designer	$30,000	307200
10	Stylist Supreme	$43,636.36	Maxed

Level	Title	Earnings	Time	$ Per Min	Needed Shifts	Time Blocks
1	Life Guard	$1,000	300s	$200	240	8
2	Beach Patrol	$2,000	280s	$428.57	840	8
3	Sexy Lifeguard	$3,000	260s	$692.31	2,520	8
4	Surf and Protect	$4,000	240s	$1,000	7,560	8
5	Heli-Jumper	$5,000	220s	$1,363.64	18,900	8
6	Search and Rescue	$6,000	200s	$1,800	37,800	8
7	Coast Guardian	$7,000	180s	$2,333.33	75,600	8
8	Life Preserver	$8,000	160s	$3,000	151,200	8
9	Shark Puncher	$9,000	140s	$3,857.14	302,400	8
10	Atlantean King	$242,424	60s	$242,424	Maxed	8

Level	Title	Earnings Per Min (base)	Needed Shifts
1	Life Guard	$200	240
2	Beach Patrol	$428.57	840
3	Sexy Lifeguard	$692.31	2520
4	Surf and Protect	$1,000	7560
5	Heli-Jumper	$1,363.64	18900
6	Search and Rescue	$1,800	37800
7	Coast Guardian	$2,333.33	75600
8	Life Preserver	$3,000	151200
9	Shark Puncher	$3,857.14	302400
10	Atlantean King	$242,424	Maxed

Level	Title	Earnings	Time	$ Per Min	Needed Shifts	Time Blocks
1	Tourist	$20,000	120s	$10,000	100	9
2	Food Critic	$40,000	120s	$20,000	400	9
3	Bathroom Reviewer	$76,000	115s	$39,652.17	1,600	9
4	Activity Attempter	$136,800	115s	$71,373.91	8,000	9
5	Transportation Tester	$232,560	110s	$126,850.91	40,000	9
6	Culture Considerer	$372,096	110s	$202,961.45	200,000	9
7	Walking Tour Planner	$558,144	105s	$318,939.43	1,000,000	9
8	Phrase Book Writer	$837,216	105s	$478,409.14	5,000,000	9
9	Guidebook Guru	$1,255,824	95s	$793,152	20,000,000	9
10	Travelogue Tycoon	$1,883,736	90s	$1,255,824	Maxed	9

Level	Title	Earnings Per Min (base)	Needed Shifts
1	Tourist	$10,000	100
2	Food Critic	$20,000	400
3	Bathroom Reviewer	$39,652.17	1600
4	Activity Attempter	$71,373.91	8000
5	Transportation Tester	$126,850.91	40000
6	Culture Considerer	$202,961.45	200000
7	Walking Tour Planner	$318,939.43	1000000
8	Phrase Book Writer	$478,409.14	5000000
9	Guidebook Guru	$793,152	20000000
10	Travelogue Tycoon	$1,255,824	Maxed

Hobbies

Hobby Title	Stat Raised	Preferred by
Stargazing	Observant	Vellatrix
Shopping	Stamina	Bearverly
Rock Collecting	Science	Polly
Storytelling	Communication	Honey
Origami	Focus	Shibuki
Jousting	Strength	Iro
Pottery	Patience	N/A
Potion Brewing	Experimentation	N/A
Wine Connoisseur	Taste	N/A
Piano	Elegance	N/A
Flower Crowns	Creativity	N/A
Tie-Dying	Fashion	Charlotte

Dialogue List

Some dialogue varies depending on the era the player is currently in. Era-specific dialogue will be marked.

Polly

Adversary

• [Stone Age] Oy! Did we just collide mid-timestream? Ohhh... That's not good.
• [All Other Eras] Oy! Did we just crash land in an unexpected era... Again?

Sorry

• [Stone Age]
  • Blimey! This place looks positively prehistoric. Oy... do you think we crash landed before the dinosaur-killing asteroid, or after?
  • Well this little detour threw a wrench into my plans. Get it? WRENCH? Because I'm holding... Oh, never mind.
  • I think I know what happened. You were traveling through space, and I was traveling through time, and then BAM! Chaos! Okay, it’s not a very scientific explanation, but have you got anything better?
  • I smell burnt toast... That means we're at a point where someone's discovered fire already! Phew!
• [Ancient Greece]
  • Where are we now? Ancient Greece? That seems reasonable.
  • Well this little detour continues to throw a wrench into my plans. Get it? WRENCH? Because I'm holding... Oh, we'll get there eventually.
  • I think I know what happened. You were traveling through space, and I was traveling through time, and then BAM! Chaos! Wait... did I already admit that this whole thing was my fault? *sigh* Never mind...
  • I smell burnt toast... Which reminds me, I'm starving! Think the Ancient Greeks know how to make a cheese toastie?
• [Baroque Era]
  • Where are we now? Looks... fancy. Too fancy.
  • Well this little detour continues to throw a wrench into my plans. Get it? WRENCH? Because I'm holding... Oh, all right. I can see me joke's getting a bit old.
  • I think I know what happened. You were traveling through space, and I was traveling through time, and then BAM! Chaos! Wait... did I already admit that this whole thing was my fault? *sigh* Never mind...
  • I smell burnt toast... At least, I hope it's toast, and not that mob of angry peasants with pitchforks storming the palace...
• [Dark Ages]
  • Where are we now? Looks medieval. Smells medieval. *shudder*
  • Well this little detour continues to throw a wrench into my plans. Get it? WRENCH? Because I'm holding... Oh, we'll get there eventually.
  • I think I've reached a point where I can look back at our “meet-cute” and laugh. You were traveling through space, I was traveling through time, and then BAM! The rest was history. Heehee!
  • I smell burnt toast... At least, I hope it's toast, and not a witch tied to a stake...
• [Feudal Japan]
  • Where are we now? Feudal Japan? Oooo, I hope we're in time for cherry blossom season!
  • Well this little detour... is actually quite lovely, isn't it?
  • I think I've reached a point where I can look back at our “meet-cute” and laugh. You were traveling through space, I was traveling through time, and then BAM! The rest was history. Heehee!
  • I smell burnt toast... Or is that burnt copper wiring? Oh, I hope that last jump didn't damage me time machine even further!
• [1990s]
  • Where are we now? I see street lights, station wagons, and a video rental shop! Well? Is it starting to look like home?
  • Well this little detour continues to throw a wrench into my plans. Get it? WRENCH? Because I'm holding... Oh, all right. I can see me joke's getting a bit old.
  • I think I know what happened. You were traveling through space, and I was traveling through time, and then BAM! Chaos! Wait... did I already admit that this whole thing was my fault? *sigh* Never mind...
  • I think I've reached a point where I can look back at our “meet-cute” and laugh. You were traveling through space, I was traveling through time, and then BAM! The rest was history. Heehee!
  • I smell burnt toast... Oh wait, no I don't. It's one of those newfangled frosted toaster strudels!

Gift

• Er... I'm not sure this is even fit to be broken down for scrap, if I'm being completely honest. But I'll do my best to find a use for it nonetheless!

Poke

• [Stone Age] Mind those mitts! The only greasy handprints I like on my apron are my own!
• [All Other Eras] Ah! Was I falling asleep? This time travel business really takes it out of me…

Upgrade to Nuisance

• [Stone Age]

1. Well, me time machine is definitely broken, which means you and I have two options.
2. We can accept our fate and live a short and miserable life together here in the Stone Age… OR you can start gathering Time Crystals to help me get this machine working again!

• [Ancient Greece] / [Baroque Era] / [Dark Ages] / [Feudal Japan]

1. You did it! You scrounged up enough Time Crystals to swing us, oh, say, ten or fifteen thousand years into the future? Give or take. Fantastic work!
2. Now, we're off to a good start, but we're still going to need more Time Crystals if we want to get home. So go on. Get cracking!

• [1990s]

1. You did it! You scrounged up enough Time Crystals to swing us all the way into the late twentieth century!
2. That means me Time Machine's almost back to full power. Keep gathering Time Crystals and we'll be home before you can say "Pip, pip, cheerio!"

Nuisance

• [Stone Age] You know about Time Crystals, right? You were paying attention to the tutorial, right?
• [Ancient Greece] / [Baroque Era] / [Dark Ages] / [Feudal Japan] Keep calm and carry on collecting those Time Crystals!
• [1990s] We're so close to getting home! Well, your home. But that's good enough for me!

Sorry

• This is a setback, to be sure, but I'm not discouraged! Science can't be stopped!
• I didn't realize how blindingly bright the void between parallel universes would be! My goggles, they did nothing! Although maybe I should have worn them over me eyes instead of on top of me head...
• Everything's shiny, Cap'n! Not to fret!
• [Stone Age]
  • I smell burnt toast... That means we're at a point where someone's discovered fire already! Phew!
  • So do you travel through space-time portals often? You'd think you'd be a bit better at navigating them... Whoops! I meant no offense!
• [Ancient Greece]
  • I smell burnt toast... Which reminds me, I'm starving! Think the Ancient Greeks know how to make a cheese toastie?
  • Did that cavewoman actually hitch a ride through time with us? Wow! And she survived the shock of... y'know, society? Good for her!
• [Baroque Era]
  • I smell burnt toast... At least, I hope it's toast, and not that mob of angry peasants with pitchforks storming the palace...
  • Did that cavewoman actually hitch a ride through time with us? Wow! And she survived the shock of... y'know, society? Good for her!
• [Dark Ages]
  • I smell burnt toast... At least, I hope it's toast, and not a witch tied to a stake...
  • So now it's you, me, and the cavewoman traveling through time together? Did I miss anyone?
• [Feudal Japan]
  • I smell burnt toast... Or is that burnt copper wiring? Oh, I hope that last jump didn't damage me time machine even further!
  • Time Machine's feeling a wee bit crowded, innit? Ah, well, whatever it takes.
• [1990s]
  • I smell burnt toast... Oh wait, no I don't. It's one of those newfangled frosted toaster strudels!
  • Well, this time period is practically modern! How's everyone taking it? No, really, is Bearverly okay?

Gift

• Er... I'm not sure this is even fit to be broken down for scrap, if I'm being completely honest. But I'll do my best to find a use for it nonetheless!

Poke

• [Stone Age] Blimey! Shouldn't we trade calling cards before getting into all that?
• [All Other Eras] Blimey! Careful where you're stumbling. Are you still a bit dizzy from the time warp?

Upgrade to Frenemy

• [Stone Age]

1. Here's the plan: we'll use Time Crystals to fling us through time, so's that you can collect even more Time Crystals, bring 'em to me, and then we can get me time machine powered up enough to send us home!
2. Yes, it is liable to get a bit confusing. But if you just don't think about it too hard, it'll be fine! Trust me. I'm a professional.

• [All Other Eras]

1. How are you feeling? Any headaches? Nausea? Itchy ears?
2. Don't mind me! Just keeping an eye on you. Time sickness is no joke.

Frenemy

• [Stone Age] Welcome back! While you was gone I took the liberty of arranging these sticks and pebbles in the shape of a clock face. I... don't think I'm handling the lack of technology in this era very well.
• [Ancient Greece] Welcome back! While you was gone I took the liberty of upgrading one of these old chariots to steam power. Now you'll be able to properly race with the best of them, no horses needed!
• [Baroque Era] Welcome back! While you was gone took the liberty of upgrading this rich gent's wig to steam power! Now he'll literally have steam comin' out his ears! Heh heh!
• [Dark Ages] Welcome back! While you was gone I took the liberty of upgrading this unattended trebuchet I found to steam power. Now it's REALLY the ultimate siege weapon!
• [Feudal Japan] Welcome back! While you was gone I took the liberty of upgrading this priceless katana to steam power. Now it slices, dices, and makes julienne fries!
• [1990s] Welcome back! While you was gone I took the liberty of upgrading this boombox to steam power. I, ahh, didn't realize these “electronic” gadgets don't mix well with water. Especially not boilin' hot water.

Sorry

• This is a setback, to be sure, but I'm not discouraged! Science can't be stopped!
• I didn't realize how blindingly bright the void between parallel universes would be! My goggles, they did nothing! Although maybe I should have worn them over me eyes instead of on top of me head...
• Everything's shiny, Cap'n! Not to fret!
• Crashing a time machine isn't exactly the future I imagined for meself growing up, but eh, I'll take accident-prone adventurer over traditional orphan careers - like chimney sweep or flower seller - any day!
• Am I bovvered? Do I look bovvered?
• Do you ever look at a screwdriver and just think, "Ohh, this could be a little more steam powered!" Or is that just me?
• [Stone Age]
  • So do you travel through space-time portals often? You'd think you'd be a bit better at navigating them... Whoops! I meant no offense!
  • The rain in Spain stays mainly in the... dirigible.
  • I don't know what's worse - the constant threat of sky pirates back home, or the constant threat of pterodactyls here and now!
  • You look as healthy as a horse. And at least twice as clean! So you must be very wealthy. But then... where's your entourage? Your security detail? Surely you don't travel via wormhole entirely unescorted?
  • Don't panic if you start experiencing "glitches". Missing time, visions of clocks dancing across the sky, stuff like that. It’s the natural consequence of ripping a hole through the fabric of reality. Nature will heal. Eventually.
• [Ancient Greece]
  • Did that cavewoman actually hitch a ride through time with us? Wow! And she survived the shock of... y'know, society? Good for her!
  • You know what these "Olympic Games" need? More automatons! Just imagine a cute little battle bot wearing an olive leaf crown after winning the day. So cute!
  • I've visited the Parthenon, the Acropolis of Athens, and the Temple of Poseidon... Guess that makes me a real GREECE Monkey!
  • I still can't believe you just wandered into a time portal all willy-nilly, with no entourage, no supplies, and no mental preparation! You're very... brave. Yes, that’s the word I'm going to use. Brave.
  • Have you been experiencing any glitches? Missing time, visions of clocks dancing across the sky, anything like that? It's the natural consequence of ripping a hole through the fabric of reality, so don't worry. Nature will heal. Eventually.
• [Baroque Era]
  • Did that cavewoman actually hitch a ride through time with us? Wow! And she survived the shock of... y'know, society? Good for her!
  • Think I could duck outta this fancy ball and find a use for meself in the kitchen, among me own kind? I could probably rig up a steam-powered potato peeler while I was down there.
  • I don't know what's come over me... Ever since I got here, I've felt the urge to sing the song of angry men. I don't think I could remember the words to "God Save the Queen" if I tried!
  • I still can't believe you just wandered into a time portal all willy-nilly, with no entourage, no supplies, and no mental preparation! You're very... brave. Yes, that’s the word I'm going to use. Brave.
  • Have you been experiencing any glitches? Missing time, visions of clocks dancing across the sky, anything like that? It's the natural consequence of ripping a hole through the fabric of reality, so don't worry. Nature will heal. Eventually.
• [Dark Ages]
  • So now it's you, me, and the cavewoman traveling through time together? Did I miss anyone?
  • For a minute there, I felt inspired to create a witch-hunting machine! It would have involved pulleys, scales, and steam power, of course. But then I decided that’s not quite the side of history I want to be on.
  • This place is like a dream land. A dark, weird, but also funny dream land. I'm going to go look for a rebellious princess or a weird cat to befriend!
  • I STILL can't believe you wandered into a time portal all willy-nilly, with no entourage, supplies, or mental preparation. It's so spontaneous! So daring! So very, very attractive...
  • Have you been experiencing any glitches? Missing time, visions of clocks dancing across the sky, anything like that? It's the natural consequence of ripping a hole through the fabric of reality, so don't worry. Nature will heal. Eventually.
• [Feudal Japan]
  • Time Machine's feeling a wee bit crowded, innit? Ah, well, whatever it takes.
  • Don't get me wrong... samurai are cool n'all, but don't you think they'd look even better in brass goggles?
  • To think... had I been born here, an orphan like me coulda wound up a geisha instead of a gearhead! Of course, I'd still have had to invent a contraption to help me carry a tune!
  • I STILL can't believe you wandered into a time portal all willy-nilly, with no entourage, supplies, or mental preparation. It's so spontaneous! So daring! So very, very attractive...
  • Have you been experiencing any glitches? Missing time, visions of clocks dancing across the sky, anything like that? It's the natural consequence of ripping a hole through the fabric of reality, so don't worry. Nature will heal. Eventually.
• [1990s]
  • Well, this time period is practically modern! How's everyone taking it? No, really, is Bearverly okay?
  • Hey, by the way, if you want to invest in any future big-tech companies while they’re on the ground floor, now might be the time!
  • You'll never believe this - I just saw a movie about a pair of accidental time travelers trying to make their way back to the future! They totally stole that from us! Do you think we should sue?
  • I still can't believe you just wandered into a time portal all willy-nilly, with no entourage, no supplies, and no mental preparation! You're very... brave. Yes, that’s the word I'm going to use. Brave.
  • I STILL can't believe you wandered into a time portal all willy-nilly, with no entourage, supplies, or mental preparation. It's so spontaneous! So daring! So very, very attractive...
  • Have you been experiencing any glitches? Missing time, visions of clocks dancing across the sky, anything like that? It's the natural consequence of ripping a hole through the fabric of reality, so don't worry. Nature will heal. Eventually.

Gift

• Ohh, another thingamabob! Now I've got twenty!

Poke

• [Stone Age] Blimey! Shouldn't we trade calling cards before getting into all that?
• [All Other Eras] Blimey! Careful where you're stumbling. Are you still a bit dizzy from the time warp?

Upgrade to Acquaintance

• [Stone Age]

1. All right, I admit it! It’s my fault we collided in that space-time wormhole. I swear I was paying attention! Only… I sneezed. Rather violently. That’s why I swerved, and that’s why we're in this mess. I’m sorry!
2. At least we have each other. And whatever was making that strange grunting sound in the forest a few minutes ago.

• [All Other Eras]

1. I hope you don't take it personal-like that I'm so fixated on fixing me time machine! I promise, I'm not in any rush to get away from you or anything of the sort.
2. M'not even all that bothered with getting back "home" - if I even have one now that I'm too old for the orphanarium. But I feel responsible for getting you back to where you belong!

Acquaintance

• [Stone Age] I petted a baby stegosaurus today! Of course, it shouldn't be here. Or, rather, it shouldn't be now. Our little accident may have done a number on the concept of linear time… hehe. Whoops!
• [Ancient Greece] I petted a baby pegasus today! I swear! It was real!
• [Baroque Era] I petted a bundle of kittens today! Or at least I tried to. The orange one and the grey one was friendly enough, but the little white one with the pink bow took one look at me filthy 'ands and scarpered!
• [Dark Ages] I petted a goat today. I think it may have actually been the devil in disguise...
• [Feudal Japan] I petted a fox today. Or at least... I thought it was a fox, but then I noticed it had a few too many tails! Also, I'm pretty sure it spoke to me.
• [1990s] I petted a virtual dog today! It was… um… not quite as nice as petting a real dog. In fact, could we go find a real dog now? Please?

Talk

• Crashing a time machine isn't exactly the future I imagined for meself growing up, but eh, I'll take accident-prone adventurer over traditional orphan careers - like chimney sweep or flower seller - any day!
• Am I bovvered? Do I look bovvered?
• Do you ever look at a screwdriver and just think, "Ohh, this could be a little more steam powered!" Or is that just me?
• [Stone Age]
  • You look as healthy as a horse. And at least twice as clean! So you must be very wealthy. But then... where's your entourage? Your security detail? Surely you don't travel via wormhole entirely unescorted?
  • Don't panic if you start experiencing "glitches". Missing time, visions of clocks dancing across the sky, stuff like that. It’s the natural consequence of ripping a hole through the fabric of reality. Nature will heal. Eventually.
• [Ancient Greece] / [Baroque Era] / [1990s]
  • I still can't believe you just wandered into a time portal all willy-nilly, with no entourage, no supplies, and no mental preparation! You're very... brave. Yes, that’s the word I'm going to use. Brave.
  • Have you been experiencing any glitches? Missing time, visions of clocks dancing across the sky, anything like that? It's the natural consequence of ripping a hole through the fabric of reality, so don't worry. Nature will heal. Eventually.
• [Dark Ages] / [Feudal Japan] / [1990s]
  • I STILL can't believe you wandered into a time portal all willy-nilly, with no entourage, supplies, or mental preparation. It's so spontaneous! So daring! So very, very attractive...
  • Have you been experiencing any glitches? Missing time, visions of clocks dancing across the sky, anything like that? It's the natural consequence of ripping a hole through the fabric of reality, so don't worry. Nature will heal. Eventually.

Gift

• Ohh, another thingamabob! Now I've got twenty!

Poke

• [Stone Age] Blimey! Shouldn't we trade calling cards before getting into all that?
• [All Other Eras] Blimey! Careful where you're stumbling. Are you still a bit dizzy from the time warp?

Upgrade to Friendzoned

• [Stone Age]

1. Huh, would you look at that? The power of our friendship seems to be generating Time Crystals! Pretty convenient that we like each other, eh?
2. If you can find even more girls to be friendly with, gathering Time Crystals should be easy-peasy! Too bad the Stone Age seems... sparsely populated...

• [Ancient Greece] / [Dark Ages] / [Feudal Japan]

1. All right, so we know that the power of friendship, love, etc. generates Time Crystals. But we're not generating them fast enough, which means you need to woo more girls!
2. Keep jumping through time! Surely there's at least one girl in every era who's open to the idea of dating you. And hey, if you ever make a bad first impression, you can just try again!

• [Baroque Era]

1. Yes! Look how fast those Time Crystals are generating now! You're doing a bang up job!
2. One or two more jumps through time should do the trick, and then we'll be done here. But... hopefully we won't be done with each other?

• [1990s]

1. Yes! Look how fast those Time Crystals are generating now! You're doing great, sweetie.
2. One last jump through time should do the trick, and then we'll be done here. But... hopefully we won't be done with each other?

Friendzoned

• [Stone Age] It's nice having you here to keep me company. You're a good bit more sophisticated than the locals! Erm, no offense to any locals who might be listening in...
• [Ancient Greece] It's nice having you here to keep me company. I mean, the locals are also fairly good-looking and sophisticated... but there's something I quite like about you in particular.
• [Baroque Era] It's nice having you here to keep me company. We've been stuck in this time loop for a while now, and I think I'd have gotten lonely without you...
• [Dark Ages] It's nice having you here to keep me company. And also... to protect me from the villagers who see me wearing trousers and immediately start screaming, "She's a witch!"
• [Feudal Japan] It's nice having you here to keep me company. Although some of those geisha might give you a run for your money... not to mention those sexy samurai! Heehee! You're not jealous, are you?
• [1990s] It’s nice having you here to keep me company. You're like me own personal tour guide! Now take me to the nearest romantic spot!

Talk

• My goggles must've been needing a wash this whole time, because I never noticed before how your eyes sparkle when you smile! If, um, you don't mind me saying so.
• Golly! Lately when I'm around you I feel so... light! It's as if I spent five weeks in a balloon!
• Mind handing me that ratchet? Oh, um, oh my! Our fingers brushed accidentally! Unless you liked it, which means it worked, and then I totally meant for it to happen! ...Engineering!
• [Stone Age]
  • Good news! I was able to fashion a rudimentary hammer with a rock, a stick, and some braided reeds. Now at least I can bang the dents out of me time machine!
  • So... seen any good cave paintings lately? Explored any cool primordial swamps? Gathering up lots of Time Crystals, I hope?
  • Ohhhh, what I wouldn't give for some fish and chips! You don't suppose the locals have figured out a way to deep-fry stuff yet, do ya?
  • Oh, I don't mind you meeting up with the local misses of this era. I'm used to sharing. And what happens in the Stone Age stays in the Stone Age - literally! They have no way of writing down gossip yet!
• [Ancient Greece]
  • Good news! There's copper in this time period, which means I might be able to scrounge up enough to fix the wiring in me time machine! See? Every cloud has some form of a metallic lining!
  • So... read any good scrolls lately? Visited any nice "wonders of the ancient world"? Gathering up lots of Time Crystals, I hope?
  • Ohhhh, what I wouldn't give for some fish and chips! You don't suppose the locals have figured out a way to deep-fry stuff yet, do ya?
  • Oh, I don't mind you meeting up with the local misses of this era. Whatever helps you generate more Time Crystals is all right with me!
• [Baroque Era]
  • Good news! The locals are absolutely fascinated by me time machine! And so, naturally, I've started charging people to see it. Pretty soon, I’ll be able to buy YOU a gift or two for a change!
  • So... read any good plays lately? Attended any Enlightenment salons? Gathering lots of Time Crystals, I hope?
  • Ohhhh, what I wouldn't give for some fish and chips! You don't suppose the locals have figured out a way to deep-fry stuff yet, do ya?
  • Oh, I don't mind you meeting up with the local misses of this era. Whatever helps you generate more Time Crystals is all right with me!
• [Dark Ages]
  • Good news! I was able to hide me time machine in a big pile of hay! I was so worried the locals would find it, think it's witchcraft, and set it ablaze...
  • So... read any good illuminated manuscripts lately? Cleared any dungeons while questing for loot? Gathering up lots of Time Crystals, I hope?
  • Ohhhh, what I wouldn't give for some fish and chips! You don't suppose the locals have figured out a way to deep-fry stuff yet, do ya?
  • Oh, I don't mind you meeting up with the local misses of this era. Whatever helps you generate more Time Crystals is all right with me!
• [Feudal Japan]
  • Good news! I was finally able to hunker down and get some real work done on me time machine. She’s almost as good as new! Well, not actually almost. But almost almost. We're getting there!
  • So... read any good Pillow Books lately? Tried any especially satisfying teas? Gathering lots of Time Crystals, I hope?
  • Ohhhh, what I wouldn't give for some fish and chips! You don't suppose the locals have figured out a way to deep-fry stuff yet, do ya?
  • Oh, I don't mind you meeting up with the local misses of this era. Whatever helps you generate more Time Crystals is all right with me!
• [1990s]
  • Good news! I made some adjustments to me time machine to give it a futuristic Y2K aesthetic! Hopefully now I can take it through the car wash without getting too many funny looks.
  • So... read any good comic books lately? Collected any rare trading cards? Gathering up those last few Time Crystals, I hope?
  • Ohhhh, what I wouldn't give for some fish and chips! Oh! I bet the locals have figured out how to deep-fry stuff by now! Yesss!
  • Oh, I don't mind you meeting up with the local misses of this era. Whatever helps you generate more Time Crystals is all right with me!

Gift

• Wow, these are great! Now, where are my manners? Ahem! Please, may I have some more?

Poke

• [Stone Age] Blimey! Shouldn't we trade calling cards before getting into all that?
• [All Other Eras] Blimey! Careful where you're stumbling. Are you still a bit dizzy from the time warp?

Upgrade to Awkward Besties

• [All Eras Except 1990s]

1. Make sure you don't tell the locals anything about the future! Even an offhand comment about indoor plumbing could inadvertently mess up all of history!
2. Ehh, who am I kidding? We've already made a right mess of everything. Talk about whatever you want!

• [1990s]

1. Make sure you don't tell the locals anything about the future! Even an offhand comment about indoor plumbing could-- actually, they have that now. Never mind!
2. Besides, these people are pretty open-minded. They have science-fiction television shows, for goodness' sake! Talk about whatever you want.

Awkward Besties

• [Stone Age] It occurs to me that we actually have no way of knowing whether we're in the distant past or the far, far future. So watch out for dinosaurs and cavepeople, but also watch out for horse-riding apes with guns!
• [Ancient Greece] / [Baroque Era] So, tell me more about where we're headed. Are there steam-powered airships in your time? Hats with gears and sprockets on them? Clockwork creatures? Seriously, give me something to look forward to…
• [Dark Ages] / [Feudal Japan] The more time I spend with you, the more excited I am to see what things are like in your neck of the woods! Streaming music? Video games? A 40-hour work week? It sounds fascinating!
• [1990s] Things must be starting to look familiar now, eh? Oh, look, there’s one of them ATM machines you told me about! But why’s it just a big square box? Is the automaton inside? How does it hand you your money?

Flirt

• Ohhhh, what I wouldn't give for some fish and chips! You don't suppose the locals have figured out a way to deep-fry stuff yet, do ya?
• My goggles must've been needing a wash this whole time, because I never noticed before how your eyes sparkle when you smile! If, um, you don't mind me saying so.
• Golly! Lately when I'm around you I feel so... light! It's as if I spent five weeks in a balloon!
• Mind handing me that ratchet? Oh, um, oh my! Our fingers brushed accidentally! Unless you liked it, which means it worked, and then I totally meant for it to happen! ...Engineering!
• Sure, half the flying machines I invent don't work... Or if they do, they might not work for long. Some people would probably advise me to give up entirely. But they can't take the sky from me!
• [Stone Age]
  • Oh, I don't mind you meeting up with the local misses of this era. I'm used to sharing. And what happens in the Stone Age stays in the Stone Age - literally! They have no way of writing down gossip yet!
  • I can't wait to meet all the lady inventors of history! Do you think we might bump into Wilma and Betty, the inventors of chewable vitamins, while we're here?
• [Ancient Greece]
  • Oh, I don't mind you meeting up with the local misses of this era. Whatever helps you generate more Time Crystals is all right with me!
  • I can't wait to meet all the lady inventors of history! Do you think we might bump into Helen of Troy, the inventor of simps, while we're here?
• [Baroque Era]
  • Oh, I don't mind you meeting up with the local misses of this era. Whatever helps you generate more Time Crystals is all right with me!
  • I can't wait to meet all the lady inventors of history! Do you think we might bump into Marie Antoinette, inventor of buying yourself a little treat when you're sad, while we're here?
• [Dark Ages]
  • Oh, I don't mind you meeting up with the local misses of this era. Whatever helps you generate more Time Crystals is all right with me!
  • I can't wait to meet all the lady inventors of history! Do you think we might bump into Joan of Arc, the inventor of cutting your own bangs, while we're here?
• [Feudal Japan]
  • Oh, I don't mind you meeting up with the local misses of this era. Whatever helps you generate more Time Crystals is all right with me!
  • I can't wait to meet all the lady inventors of history! Do you think we might bump into Lady Murasaki, inventor of beach reads, while we're here?
• [1990s]
  • Oh, I don't mind you meeting up with the local misses of this era. Whatever helps you generate more Time Crystals is all right with me!
  • I can't wait to meet all the lady inventors of history! Do you think we might bump into the Spice Girls, inventors of girl power, while we're here?

Gift

• Wow, these are great! Now, where are my manners? Ahem! Please, may I have some more?

Poke

• [Stone Age] Blimey! Shouldn't we trade calling cards before getting into all that?
• [All Other Eras] Blimey! Careful where you're stumbling. Are you still a bit dizzy from the time warp?

Upgrade to Crush

• [Stone Age]

1. I never met anyone like you before. Not in this timeline, or in any other!
2. So I've decided... From now on, I'm sticking by you! Not that I have much of a choice, what with me only means of transportation being out of commission...

• [All Other Eras]

1. I never met anyone like you before. Not in this timeline, or in any other!
2. I want you to know... that I'd choose to stick by you even if we weren't prisoners of circumstance! And the sooner we get me time machine fixed up, the sooner I can prove it to you!

Crush

• Shh! I'm attempting some very delicate soldering and I can't concentrate with too much noise. But if you'd like to sit real close, that'd be swell! I do my best work with someone peering over my shoulder.

Flirt

• Everythin's better steam-powered, you know? Locomotives, ships... Why, if someone came up with a way to make games run on steam, everybody would want to play!
• Now, where did I put the magnifying lenses for me goggles? I want to get a closer look at ya. For reasons.
• You're a bit like a clock. Round, unassuming face, with a real complex beauty underneath the surface. And you make my heart go tick-tick-tick!
• You must be steam-powered, because you're too hot to handle! No seriously... Thank goodness I'm never without me work gloves!
• [Stone Age]
  • Most miraculous inventions of this timeline? Hmmm... The wheel, stone arrowheads, controlled fire... and you! Okay, I know you're not actually from the Stone Age, but you understand what I'm trying to say, right?
• [Ancient Greece]
  • Most miraculous inventions of this timeline? Hmmm... Democracy, philosophy, the Pythagorean theorem... and you! Yes, yes, I know you're not from Ancient Greece. I'm just trying to flirt a little!
• [Baroque Era]
  • Most miraculous inventions of this timeline? Hmmm... Newspapers, the pocket watch, blood transfusions ... and you! Yes, I KNOW you're not from the 17th century. Surely you MUST understand I'm trying to flirt with you?
• [Dark Ages]
  • Most miraculous inventions of this timeline? Hmmm... The spinning wheel, the astrolabe, eyeglasses... and you! Yes, I KNOW you're not from the Dark Ages. Surely you MUST understand I'm trying to flirt with you?
• [Feudal Japan]
  • Most miraculous inventions of this timeline? Hmmm... Bonsai, shuriken, manga... and you! Yes, I KNOW you're not from Feudal Japan. Surely you MUST understand I'm trying to flirt with you?
• [1990s]
  • Most miraculous inventions of this timeline? Hmmm... Virtual pets, dial up internet, shopping malls... and you! Yes, I know you're not exactly from this era, but we're getting close, luv!

Gift

• Golly! Where do you find this stuff? No seriously, where?

Poke

• [Stone Age] Ah! Heeeheehee! Who told you I was ticklish there? Hee hee hee!
• [Ancient Greece] / [Baroque Era] / [1990s] Ah! Heeeheehee! Who told you I was ticklish there? Was it one of those tricksy gods from Mount Olympus? Hee hee hee!
• [Dark Ages] / [Feudal Japan] / [1990s] Ah! Heeeheehee! Who told you I was ticklish there? Ahh, who am I kidding? You know me well enough by now!

Upgrade to Sweetheart

• [Stone Age]

1. You know, I think this era might be growing on me! It’s peaceful, it’s pretty, it’s full of potential… Well, okay, it’s definitely not peaceful. And it’s not that pretty. It definitely has potential, though!
2. Oh, who am I kidding? The Stone Age sucks! The only good thing here is YOU!

• [Ancient Greece]

1. You know, I quite like Ancient Greece! There’s so much art, science, philosophy… And best of all, you're here to enjoy it with me!
2. Still don't like it here enough to stay forever, though. So let’s hurry up and get on with the next leg of our adventure, shall we?

[Dark Ages]

1. You know, I'm not so sure about the Dark Ages. I feel… paranoid. Like there are witches everywhere! Hang on - you're not a witch, are you?
2. Oh, bloody hell. We've got to get out of this place before we turn on each other! I quite like you, see, and I’d prefer to keep it that way.

• [All Other Eras]

1. Blimey, I hope we're not doing irreparable damage to the space-time continuum with all this resetting and meddling throughout history!
2. Ehh, I'm sure things'll sort themselves out. Eventually. Somehow. Right?

Sweetheart

• [Stone Age] Pebble for your thoughts? No? A funny-looking leaf, then? Right, you drive a hard bargain. How about a kiss?
• [Ancient Greece] Piece of broken pottery for your thoughts? No? What about this funny-looking coin I found with a turtle stamped on it? Right, you drive a hard bargain. How about a kiss?
• [Baroque Era] Gilded porcelain cup for your thoughts? No? How about an elaborate oil painting in an ornate frame? Haha! Can you believe how fancy everything is here? To tell the truth, I'm scared to touch any of it!
• [Dark Ages] Finally, some coinage I can recognize! Pence for your thoughts? No? A shilling, then? Right, you still drive a hard bargain. How about a kiss?
• [Feudal Japan] Flower for your thoughts? No? What about a haiku that I wrote myself while contemplating your beauty? ...Wow, this place really brings out another side of me, eh?
• [1990s] Penny for your thoughts? No? A nickel, then? Right, you drive a hard bargain. How about a kiss?

Flirt

• Now, where did I put the magnifying lenses for me goggles? I want to get a closer look at ya. For reasons.
• You're a bit like a clock. Round, unassuming face, with a real complex beauty underneath the surface. And you make my heart go tick-tick-tick!
• You must be steam-powered, because you're too hot to handle! No seriously... Thank goodness I'm never without me work gloves!
• Ohh yeah, talk gadgets to me...
• I'm a time traveler, silly! Of course I always have time for you!
• [Stone Age]
  • I've decided to invent a new field of science! I'm calling it Quantum Paleontology. You call this the land of the lost? I call it the land of everything being so boring that I must invent new ways of entertaining myself!
  • I thought everything looked romantic by gaslight, but there sure is something special about cave fires... Or is that just the carbon monoxide getting to my head?
  • You know, I think I've done enough adventuring as of late. Too bad we've got quite a ways to go before we make it home. Well, when we do get there, how's about you and me settle in with a cuppa and a cuddle?
• [Ancient Greece]
  • I've decided to invent a new field of science! I'm calling it Quantum Astrology. It's the same as regular astrology, because no matter when you look at the stars, you're always looking into the past...
  • Wow, look how many Time Crystals you've got! Bless my soul, you're on a roll! You were never a zero in my eyes, but you certainly are a hero now! Keep putting the "glad" in gladiator, luv!
  • You know, I think I've done enough adventuring as of late. Too bad we've got quite a ways to go before we make it home. Well, when we do get there, how's about you and me settle in with a cuppa and a cuddle?
• [Baroque Era]
  • Have you ever noticed that a ballroom full of dancers, all twirling in circles around each other in sync, looks a bit like the inner workings of a clock? I should really be making sketches!
  • Close your eyes and open your mouth. I'm about to feed you one of this century's greatest luxuries - chocolate! Oh, bloody hell, I just ruined the surprise, didn't I?
  • You know, I think I've done enough adventuring as of late. Too bad we've got quite a ways to go before we make it home. Well, when we do get there, how's about you and me settle in with a cuppa and a cuddle?
• [Dark Ages]
  • I thought I got invited to a party, but it ended up being a sales pitch! This old wizard guy wanted to “build a team” to “retrieve an evil artifact from a cursed castle and destroy it”. Sounded like a scam to me!
  • I met a very big, very intimidating, very attractive orc lady this morning! She challenged me to a mead-drinking game, and now I definitely *hic* shouldn't be driving. So here, you take the keys to the time machine.
  • You know, I think I've done enough adventuring as of late. Too bad we've got quite a ways to go before we make it home. Well, when we do get there, how's about you and me settle in with a cuppa and a cuddle?
• [Feudal Japan]
  • Give me enough time, and I could invent a steam-powered geisha automaton! Of course, then I'd be class traitor for putting them gals out of work. Back to the drawing board, I guess!
  • I was stopping to smell the flowers earlier when I realized I haven't really stopped to tell you how much I'm enjoying our little adventure. So here I am, stopping just to say there’s no one I'd rather explore history with!
  • You know, I think I've done enough adventuring as of late. Too bad we've got quite a ways to go before we make it home. Well, when we do get there, how's about you and me settle in with a cuppa and a cuddle?
• [1990s]
  • Explain something to me: Digital watches. Also video casette recorders and car telephones. Oh, and computers. If you could just help me understand, that would be supreme!
  • Check it out! I just purchased a hundred of these Beanie Beanie toys. If we take them with us back to your time, we’ll be able to sell them as mint-condition collectibles for millions of dollars! EACH!
  • You know, I think I've done enough adventuring as of late. Good thing we're almost home! When we do get there, how's about you and me settle in with a cuppa and a cuddle?

Gift

• Golly! Where do you find this stuff? No seriously, where?

Poke

• [Stone Age] Ah! Heeeheehee! Who told you I was ticklish there? Hee hee hee!
• [Ancient Greece] / [Baroque Era] / [1990s] Ah! Heeeheehee! Who told you I was ticklish there? Was it one of those tricksy gods from Mount Olympus? Hee hee hee!
• [Dark Ages] / [Feudal Japan] / [1990s] Ah! Heeeheehee! Who told you I was ticklish there? Ahh, who am I kidding? You know me well enough by now!

Upgrade to Girlfriend

1. I swore a long time ago to live the life of a mechanic and never ever let my heart rule my head. I've seen what happens to even the cleverest, craftiest urchins when they fall for the lure of hearth and home.
2. But so long as you swear to never make a proper lady of me by dressing me up and locking me away like some fragile porcelain doll, then I suppose there's no harm in you courting me. It might even be a fun adventure!

Girlfriend

• [Stone Age] Oh good, you're here! I'm going a bit stir crazy. I can't find a single scrap yard to scrounge in, and I've done all the tinkering I can until we get more Time Crystals! Did I mention I'm quite bored?
• [Ancient Greece] / [Baroque Era] / [Dark Ages] / [Feudal Japan] Oh good, you're here! I'm going a bit stir crazy. The scrap yards in this era leave a lot to be desired, and I've done all the tinkering I can until we get more Time Crystals! So, what's the update?
• [1990s] Oh good, you're here! I have so much to show you. The scrap yards in this era are absolutely chock-full of interesting bobbles and bits!

Flirt

• Ohh yeah, talk gadgets to me...
• I'm a time traveler, silly! Of course I always have time for you!
• [Stone Age]
  • I've decided to invent a new field of science! I'm calling it Quantum Paleontology. You call this the land of the lost? I call it the land of everything being so boring that I must invent new ways of entertaining myself!
  • I thought everything looked romantic by gaslight, but there sure is something special about cave fires... Or is that just the carbon monoxide getting to my head?
  • You know, I think I've done enough adventuring as of late. Too bad we've got quite a ways to go before we make it home. Well, when we do get there, how's about you and me settle in with a cuppa and a cuddle?
• [Ancient Greece]
  • I've decided to invent a new field of science! I'm calling it Quantum Astrology. It's the same as regular astrology, because no matter when you look at the stars, you're always looking into the past...
  • Wow, look how many Time Crystals you've got! Bless my soul, you're on a roll! You were never a zero in my eyes, but you certainly are a hero now! Keep putting the "glad" in gladiator, luv!
  • You know, I think I've done enough adventuring as of late. Too bad we've got quite a ways to go before we make it home. Well, when we do get there, how's about you and me settle in with a cuppa and a cuddle?
• [Baroque Era]
  • Have you ever noticed that a ballroom full of dancers, all twirling in circles around each other in sync, looks a bit like the inner workings of a clock? I should really be making sketches!
  • Close your eyes and open your mouth. I'm about to feed you one of this century's greatest luxuries - chocolate! Oh, bloody hell, I just ruined the surprise, didn't I?
  • You know, I think I've done enough adventuring as of late. Too bad we've got quite a ways to go before we make it home. Well, when we do get there, how's about you and me settle in with a cuppa and a cuddle?
• [Dark Ages]
  • I thought I got invited to a party, but it ended up being a sales pitch! This old wizard guy wanted to “build a team” to “retrieve an evil artifact from a cursed castle and destroy it”. Sounded like a scam to me!
  • I met a very big, very intimidating, very attractive orc lady this morning! She challenged me to a mead-drinking game, and now I definitely *hic* shouldn't be driving. So here, you take the keys to the time machine.
  • You know, I think I've done enough adventuring as of late. Too bad we've got quite a ways to go before we make it home. Well, when we do get there, how's about you and me settle in with a cuppa and a cuddle?
• [Feudal Japan]
  • Give me enough time, and I could invent a steam-powered geisha automaton! Of course, then I'd be class traitor for putting them gals out of work. Back to the drawing board, I guess!
  • I was stopping to smell the flowers earlier when I realized I haven't really stopped to tell you how much I'm enjoying our little adventure. So here I am, stopping just to say there’s no one I'd rather explore history with!
  • You know, I think I've done enough adventuring as of late. Too bad we've got quite a ways to go before we make it home. Well, when we do get there, how's about you and me settle in with a cuppa and a cuddle?
• [1990s]
  • Explain something to me: Digital watches. Also video casette recorders and car telephones. Oh, and computers. If you could just help me understand, that would be supreme!
  • Check it out! I just purchased a hundred of these Beanie Beanie toys. If we take them with us back to your time, we’ll be able to sell them as mint-condition collectibles for millions of dollars! EACH!
  • You know, I think I've done enough adventuring as of late. Good thing we're almost home! When we do get there, how's about you and me settle in with a cuppa and a cuddle?

Gift

• If I didn't know better, I’d say you were secretly hopping through time without me - just to get me presents! You're not, right? Because that would be a waste of precious resources…

Poke

• [Stone Age] Ah! Heeeheehee! Who told you I was ticklish there? Hee hee hee!
• [Ancient Greece] / [Baroque Era] / [1990s] Ah! Heeeheehee! Who told you I was ticklish there? Was it one of those tricksy gods from Mount Olympus? Hee hee hee!
• [Dark Ages] / [Feudal Japan] / [1990s] Ah! Heeeheehee! Who told you I was ticklish there? Ahh, who am I kidding? You know me well enough by now!

Upgrade to Lover

1. Growing up, I told meself I was fine on me own. Didn't need anyone or anything asides from my wits and my inventions.
2. But having you along for the adventure has opened my eyes to what I was missing this whole time. You're my partner in crime, my co-pilot, my gentlethem caller... my family. I love you.

Lover

• Aww, you always show up right when I need you... Like clockwork! Hehehe sorry, I couldn't resist!

Seduce

• You are near and gear to my clockwork heart!
• Are you a rare and valuable bit of scrap? Because I'd love to take you home with me!
• They should have you shoveling coal on a train, because you do a fine job of steaming me right up!
• They say a woman's heart is unfathomable, and I'm inclined to agree. Even if you dove down twenty thousand leagues, you still wouldn't reach the depths of my love for you!
• I may not be the domestic type, but I do still long for the pitter patter of tiny feet... That's why, back in me own timeline, I founded my own orphanarium for rescued lab rats!
• Marshy, Marshy, give me your answer, do! I'm half crazy all for the love of you! It won't be a stylish courtship, I can't afford an airship.. But won't you look sweet upon the seat of an ornithopter built for two!
• Love is just a chemical - we give it meaning by choice. And I choose... you!
• I don't need to take our love apart to see how it works, I just trust that it always will.
• You should take up an apprenticeship as a watchmaker, because you certainly put a spring in my step. Get it? Because the inner workings of watches and clocks use springs? Ah, right. You use that telephonic device of yours to tell time...
• Oh, I would so love to take a jolly holiday with you! And when me time machine's fully operational again, we can go wherever we want, WHENever we want. Heehee!
• I thought that finding a once in a lifetime love was something special... But what's that compared to the once in an alternate timeline love we found?
• Oh, me poor time machine. I think I need a pep talk. Say it with me now! Can we fix it? Yes we can!
• [Stone Age]
  • I've decided to invent a new field of science! I'm calling it Quantum Paleontology. You call this the land of the lost? I call it the land of everything being so boring that I must invent new ways of entertaining myself!
  • Take a walk through the jungle with me. I found a majestic waterfall nearby, and the secret cave behind it looks pretty cozy and romantic…
• [Ancient Greece]
  • I've decided to invent a new field of science! I'm calling it Quantum Astrology. It's the same as regular astrology, because no matter when you look at the stars, you're always looking into the past...
  • What say you to a romantic weekend away? I hear Pompeii is lovely this time of year. Actually, hang on… let me check my calendar.
• [Baroque Era]
  • Have you ever noticed that a ballroom full of dancers, all twirling in circles around each other in sync, looks a bit like the inner workings of a clock? I should really be making sketches!
  • We're getting close to my home timeline now. But the funny part is... I don't want to go! Good thing I don't have to. Onward, to YOUR home timeline!
• [Dark Ages]
  • I thought I got invited to a party, but it ended up being a sales pitch! This old wizard guy wanted to “build a team” to “retrieve an evil artifact from a cursed castle and destroy it”. Sounded like a scam to me!
  • Fancy a roleplay? You be the beautiful poison-victim sleeping in the glass coffin in the woods, and I'll be the puckish rogue who kisses you awake! And then we'll do stuff to each other!
• [Feudal Japan]
  • Give me enough time, and I could invent a steam-powered geisha automaton! Of course, then I'd be class traitor for putting them gals out of work. Back to the drawing board, I guess!
  • I've never seen so many pretty gardens in all me life! Rock gardens, tea gardens, promenade gardens… Blimey, I feel practically zen!
• [1990s]
  • Explain something to me: Digital watches. Also video casette recorders and car telephones. Oh, and computers. If you could just help me understand, that would be supreme!
  • I upgraded a pair of rollerskates with steam power. I've been noodling over how to register them at the patent office. Is the name Go Go Gadget trademarked, do you think?

Gift

• If I didn't know better, I’d say you were secretly hopping through time without me - just to get me presents! You're not, right? Because that would be a waste of precious resources…

Poke

• Ooh, you sure know how to get a gal's engine running.

Dates

• [Moonlight Stroll]
  • [Stone Age] I've never seen a sky filled with so many stars! There's one nice thing about the Stone Age, I suppose. Zero light pollution!
  • [Ancient Greece] I've never seen a sky filled with so many stars! And what an honor to look at them from the birth-place (and birth-time) of astronomy.
  • [Baroque Era] I've never seen a sky filled with so many stars! Well, maybe I have. But everything looks extra beautiful with you by my side.
  • [Dark Ages] I've never seen a sky filled with so many stars! Ooo, let’s climb the castle tower so we can get a better look.
  • [Feudal Japan] I've never seen a sky filled with so many stars! They look even more beautiful reflected in your eyes...
  • [1990s] I've never seen so much light pollution! The stars were barely visible! Thanks for the stroll, but next time, maybe we should go play laser tag instead?
• [Beach] What an odd beach! I bet multiple timelines are criss-crossing nearby, causing artifacts from other points in history to wash ashore. I can’t wait to see what we find next!
• [Sightseeing]
  • [Stone Age] Thanks for bringing me out! Conditions were perfect to run some early field tests of my latest contraption. Which I built using bamboo and coconuts. Because there's nothing else.
  • [All Other Eras] Thanks for bringing me out! Conditions were perfect to run some early field tests of my latest contraption. Sorry I crash landed right on top of you, though. Multiple times...
• [Movie Theater]
  • [Stone Age] Golly, that cave looked JUST like a 21st-century movie theatre inside! It must be some sort of time... pocket... thing...? Anyway, good movie!
  • [Ancient Greece] Golly, that temple looked JUST like a 21st-century movie theatre inside! It must be some sort of time... pocket... thing...? Anyway, good movie!
  • [Baroque Era] Golly, that opera house looked JUST like a 21st-century movie theatre inside! It must be some sort of time... pocket... thing...? Anyway, good movie!
  • [Dark Ages] Golly, that tavern looked JUST like a 21st-century movie theatre inside! It must be some sort of time... pocket... thing...? Anyway, good movie!
  • [Feudal Japan] Golly, that shrine looked JUST like a 21st-century movie theatre inside! It must be some sort of time... pocket... thing...? Anyway, good movie!
  • [1990s] Golly, that 20th-century movie theatre looked JUST like a 21st-century movie theatre inside! I guess that's not that weird. Anyway, good movie!

Bearverly

First Meeting

1. (You're wandering the prehistoric landscape, turning over rocks and looking under plants in search of Time Crystals, when you happen across a really nice cave.)
2. (You head inside.)
3. (Suddenly, a wild woman dressed in furs launches herself at you! )
4. GHRRRAH! YOU GET OUT OF BEARVERLY'S CAVE!
5. GO ON, GET! GRRR! GRRR!
6. (She chases you out of the cave, grunting and swinging a perfectly club-shaped club.)

Adversary

• [Stone Age] BEARVERLY NOT KNOW YOU! STRANGER DANGER!
• [All Other Eras] BEARVERLY NOT RECOGNIZE ANYTHING! AHHHH!!!

Sorry

• BEARVERLY FEELINGS DELICATE! LIKE BEAUTIFUL FLOWER!
• [Stone Age]
  • STICKS AND STONES CAN BREAK YOUR BONES! WATCH OUT!
  • WHY YOU NOT KNOCK FIRST? IT VERY RUDE!
  • YOU BRAZEN! BUT ALSO SMALL! BEARVERLY NOT SCARED OF YOU! ONLY STARTLED!
• [Ancient Greece]
  • THIS FUTURE? WOW! OVERWHELMING!
  • WHY YOU NOT GIVE WARNING BEFORE MAKING LEAP THROUGH TIME? BEARVERLY WASN'T READY!
  • BEARVERLY EXPECTED WORMHOLE TO BE SMALL, LIKE WORM! NOPE! BEARVERLY FIT THROUGH NO PROBLEM!
• [Baroque Era]
  • BEARVERLY GET IT NOW! TIME GO FOREVER! NOTHING MATTERS IN GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS!
  • WHY YOU NOT GIVE WARNING BEFORE MAKING LEAP THROUGH TIME? BEARVERLY WASN'T READY!
  • BEARVERLY EXPECTED WORMHOLE TO BE SMALL, LIKE WORM! NOPE! BEARVERLY FIT THROUGH NO PROBLEM!
• [Dark Ages]
  • THIS FUTURE? WOW! OVERWHELMING!
  • WHY YOU NOT GIVE WARNING BEFORE MAKING LEAP THROUGH TIME? BEARVERLY WASN'T READY!
  • BEARVERLY EXPECTED WORMHOLE TO BE SMALL, LIKE WORM! NOPE! BEARVERLY FIT THROUGH NO PROBLEM!
• [Feudal Japan]
  • THIS EVEN MORE FUTURE? WOW! HOW FAR DOES FUTURE GO?
  • WHY YOU NOT GIVE WARNING BEFORE MAKING LEAP THROUGH TIME? BEARVERLY WASN'T READY!
  • BEARVERLY EXPECTED WORMHOLE TO BE SMALL, LIKE WORM! NOPE! BEARVERLY FIT THROUGH NO PROBLEM!
• [1990s]
  • IF TIME MEANINGLESS... THAT MEAN BEARVERLY MEANINGLESS TOO?
  • WHY YOU NOT GIVE WARNING BEFORE MAKING LEAP THROUGH TIME? BEARVERLY WASN'T READY!
  • BEARVERLY EXPECTED WORMHOLE TO BE SMALL, LIKE WORM! NOPE! BEARVERLY FIT THROUGH NO PROBLEM!

Gift

• I EAT THIS NOW?

Poke

• DID MOSQUITO LAND ON BEARVERLY? THANKS!

Upgrade to Nuisance

• [Stone Age]

1. YOU LOOK FOR TIME CRYSTALS? IS SOMETHING YOU HUNT, OR SOMETHING YOU GATHER?
2. BEARVERLY CAN DO BOTH!

• [Ancient Greece]

1. BEARVERLY GETTING USED TO FUTURE ALREADY!
2. SO WHAT IF LESS CAVES? MORE COLUMNS! VERY COOL!

• [Baroque Era]

1. BEARVERLY GETTING USED TO FUTURE ALREADY!
2. SO WHAT IF LESS CAVES? MORE MASQUERADE BALLS! VERY COOL!

• [Dark Ages]

1. BEARVERLY GETTING USED TO FUTURE ALREADY!
2. SO WHAT IF LESS CAVES? MORE CASTLES! VERY COOL!

• [Feudal Japan]

1. BEARVERLY GETTING USED TO FUTURE ALREADY!
2. SO WHAT IF LESS CAVES? MORE TEA HOUSES! VERY COOL!

• [1990s]

1. BEARVERLY GETTING USED TO FUTURE ALREADY!
2. SO WHAT IF LESS CAVES? MORE PIZZA PLACES! VERY COOL!

Nuisance

• [Stone Age] BEARVERLY IS STRONG, INDEPENDENT CAVEWOMAN!
• [Ancient Greece] / [Baroque Era] / [Dark Ages] / [Feudal Japan] BEARVERLY NOT SCARED OF FUTURE! BEARVERLY IS STRONG, INDEPENDENT CAVEWOMAN!
• [1990s] OKAY, BEARVERLY STARTING TO BE LITTLE SCARED OF FUTURE!

Sorry

• BEARVERLY FEELINGS DELICATE! LIKE BEAUTIFUL FLOWER!
• [Stone Age]
  • BEARVERLY STRUGGLE TO OVERCOME CAVEWOMAN STEREOTYPES! NOT EVEN POWDER NOSE IN JUNGLE!
  • NO WORRIES, BEARVERLY QUICK TO FORGIVE. ESPECIALLY WHEN TRESPASSER CUTE LIKE YOU!
  • YOU NOT FROM AROUND HERE? THAT HAWT!
  • BEARVERLY EXHAUSTED FROM HUNTING MASTODONS!
• [Ancient Greece]
  • FUTURE HAS SO MANY CHARIOTS! BEARVERLY SURPRISED! THOUGHT “WHEEL” WAS JUST OVERHYPED FAD!
  • NO WORRIES, BEARVERLY QUICK TO ADAPT. ESPECIALLY WHEN TRAVELING COMPANION CUTE LIKE YOU!
  • YOU NOT FROM AROUND HERE EITHER? THAT OKAY! WE EXPLORE TOGETHER!
  • BEARVERLY EXHAUSTED FROM CHAT WITH WEIRD PHILOSOPHER! HE ASK WAY TOO MANY QUESTIONS!
• [Baroque Era]
  • FUTURE HAS SO MANY CARRIAGES! BEARVERLY SURPRISED! THOUGHT “WHEEL” WAS JUST OVERHYPED FAD!
  • NO WORRIES, BEARVERLY QUICK TO ADAPT. ESPECIALLY WHEN TRAVELING COMPANION CUTE LIKE YOU!
  • YOU NOT FROM AROUND HERE EITHER? THAT OKAY! WE EXPLORE TOGETHER!
  • BEARVERLY EXHAUSTED FROM DRINKING AND DANCING. FRENCH COURT CLEARLY NEVER HEARD OF INTROVERTS!
• [Dark Ages]
  • FUTURE HAS SO MANY WAGONS! BEARVERLY SURPRISED! THOUGHT “WHEEL” WAS JUST OVERHYPED FAD!
  • NO WORRIES, BEARVERLY QUICK TO ADAPT. ESPECIALLY WHEN TRAVELING COMPANION CUTE LIKE YOU!
  • YOU NOT FROM AROUND HERE EITHER? THAT OKAY! WE EXPLORE TOGETHER!
  • BEARVERLY EXHAUSTED FROM ARCHERY PRACTICE! SAW GUY WITH FANCY HOOD SPLIT ARROW DOWN MIDDLE! BEARVERLY CAN'T COMPETE WITH SUCH TALENT! NOT TO MENTION FASHION SENSE!
• [Feudal Japan]
  • FUTURE HAS SO MANY RICKSHAWS! BEARVERLY SURPRISED! THOUGHT “WHEEL” WAS JUST OVERHYPED FAD!
  • NO WORRIES, BEARVERLY QUICK TO ADAPT. ESPECIALLY WHEN TRAVELING COMPANION CUTE LIKE YOU!
  • YOU NOT FROM AROUND HERE EITHER? THAT OKAY! WE EXPLORE TOGETHER!
  • BEARVERLY EXHAUSTED FROM TRYING TO KEEP VOICE DOWN! WALLS HERE PAPER THIN! NEIGHBORS CONSTANTLY COMPLAINING ABOUT NOISE!
• [1990s]
  • FUTURE HAS SO MANY WHEELS! WHEELS ON CARS, BICYCLES, SKATEBOARDS, EVEN SHOES! THIS UNRELATED, BUT CAN BEARVERLY BORROW TIME MACHINE? NEED TO GO BACK AND MOVE INVESTMENTS AROUND.
  • NO WORRIES, BEARVERLY QUICK TO ADAPT. ESPECIALLY WHEN TRAVELING COMPANION CUTE LIKE YOU!
  • YOU NOT FROM AROUND HERE EITHER? GETTING CLOSE THOUGH, RIGHT? BEARVERLY IS EXCITED FOR YOU!
  • BEARVERLY EXHAUSTED FROM GETTING GROCERIES! SO MANY LABELS TO READ! SO MANY CHOICES TO MAKE! SO MUCH RACING OF SHOPPING CARTS UP AND DOWN AISLES!

Gift

• I EAT THIS NOW?

Poke

• HAHAHA! YOU HAVE TICKLED BEARVERLY!

Upgrade to Frenemy

• [Stone Age]

1. BEARVERLY USED TO LIVE WITH CLAN. MOVED OUT THREE MONTHS AGO!
2. ONE BEDROOM CAVE EXPENSIVE BUT WORTH IT. YOU LIKE WHAT BEARVERLY HAS DONE WITH PLACE?

• [All Other Eras]

1. BEARVERLY'S CLAN THOUGHT SHE WOULDN'T SURVIVE ON HER OWN, BUT NOW LOOK! BEARVERLY STILL AROUND WHILE CLAN LOOOONG GONE! HAHA... HA...
2. ...OH. THAT ACTUALLY PRETTY SAD.

Frenemy

• [Stone Age] BEARVERLY ON DIET! IT CALLED "PALEO"! NO OTHER CHOICE!
• [All Other Eras] BEARVERLY ON DIET! IT CALLED "PALEO"! REMINDS HER OF HOME!

Sorry

• UNGA BUNGA! THAT ALL BEARVERLY HAVE TO SAY RIGHT NOW.
• BEARVERLY LIKES TENDERNESS! SHE WANT TO BE WOOED!
• BEARVERLY HAS MANY QUALITIES GOOD FOR MATE! EXCELLENT EYESIGHT! WELL-CALLOUSED FEET! SENSIBLE FINANCIAL INVESTMENTS!
• [Stone Age]
  • BEARVERLY STRUGGLE TO OVERCOME CAVEWOMAN STEREOTYPES! NOT EVEN POWDER NOSE IN JUNGLE!
  • NO WORRIES, BEARVERLY QUICK TO FORGIVE. ESPECIALLY WHEN TRESPASSER CUTE LIKE YOU!
  • YOU NOT FROM AROUND HERE? THAT HAWT!
  • BEARVERLY EXHAUSTED FROM HUNTING MASTODONS!
  • BEARVERLY ALMOST GET EATEN BY GIANT CARNIVOROUS PLANT THIS MORNING! NOW BEARVERLY HAS NEW APPRECIATION FOR LIFE!
  • ENGLISH IS SECOND LANGUAGE! BEARVERLY ALSO SPEAKS DODO!
  • YOU SHOULD FILM DOCUMENTARY WHILE HERE. CALL IT “WALKING WITH BEARVERLY.” HAHAHA!
  • BEARVERLY THINK YOU STRANGE! BUT INTERESTING! MAYBE BEARVERLY JUST THAT BORED…
• [Ancient Greece]
  • FUTURE HAS SO MANY CHARIOTS! BEARVERLY SURPRISED! THOUGHT “WHEEL” WAS JUST OVERHYPED FAD!
  • NO WORRIES, BEARVERLY QUICK TO ADAPT. ESPECIALLY WHEN TRAVELING COMPANION CUTE LIKE YOU!
  • YOU NOT FROM AROUND HERE EITHER? THAT OKAY! WE EXPLORE TOGETHER!
  • BEARVERLY EXHAUSTED FROM CHAT WITH WEIRD PHILOSOPHER! HE ASK WAY TOO MANY QUESTIONS!
  • BEARVERLY ALMOST GET EATEN BY GIANT CYCLOPS THIS MORNING! NOW BEARVERLY HAS NEW APPRECIATION FOR LIFE!
  • IT ALL GREEK TO BEARVERLY!
  • BEARVERLY HEAR THERE BIG LIBRARY NOW! BIG, BIG LIBRARY! BIIIIIG LIBRARY! SOUNDS IMPORTANT! HOPE NOTHING HAPPENS TO IT!
  • BEARVERLY THINK FUTURE STRANGE AND INTERESTING! BUT NOT AS STRANGE AND INTERESTING AS YOU!
• [Baroque Era]
  • FUTURE HAS SO MANY CARRIAGES! BEARVERLY SURPRISED! THOUGHT “WHEEL” WAS JUST OVERHYPED FAD!
  • NO WORRIES, BEARVERLY QUICK TO ADAPT. ESPECIALLY WHEN TRAVELING COMPANION CUTE LIKE YOU!
  • YOU NOT FROM AROUND HERE EITHER? THAT OKAY! WE EXPLORE TOGETHER!
  • BEARVERLY EXHAUSTED FROM DRINKING AND DANCING. FRENCH COURT CLEARLY NEVER HEARD OF INTROVERTS!
  • BEARVERLY ALMOST FALL OFF BRIDGE THIS MORNING! NOW BEARVERLY HAS NEW APPRECIATION FOR LIFE! AND GRAVITY! HAVE YOU HEARD OF IT? IT’S NEW!!!
  • BEARVERLY LEARNING TO STORM BASTILLE! FIRST MUST LEARN TO HARNESS LIGHTNING AND SUMMON RAIN.
  • KNOWLEDGE IS POWER! FRANCE IS BACON!!!
  • BEARVERLY THINK FUTURE STRANGE AND INTERESTING! BUT NOT AS STRANGE AND INTERESTING AS YOU!
• [Dark Ages]
  • FUTURE HAS SO MANY WAGONS! BEARVERLY SURPRISED! THOUGHT “WHEEL” WAS JUST OVERHYPED FAD!
  • NO WORRIES, BEARVERLY QUICK TO ADAPT. ESPECIALLY WHEN TRAVELING COMPANION CUTE LIKE YOU!
  • YOU NOT FROM AROUND HERE EITHER? THAT OKAY! WE EXPLORE TOGETHER!
  • BEARVERLY EXHAUSTED FROM ARCHERY PRACTICE! SAW GUY WITH FANCY HOOD SPLIT ARROW DOWN MIDDLE! BEARVERLY CAN'T COMPETE WITH SUCH TALENT! NOT TO MENTION FASHION SENSE!
  • BEARVERLY ALMOST GET EATEN BY DRAGON THIS MORNING! NOW BEARVERLY HAS NEW APPRECIATION FOR LIFE!
  • BEARVERLY LEARNING TO SPEAK IN TONGUES! AKDH KFHS URH UHSFWU OFHHG UKH!!!!
  • BEARVERLY FOUND COOL SWORD STUCK IN STONE! DON’T WORRY, BEARVERLY PUT IT BACK WHEN SHE WAS DONE BUTTERING HER TOAST.
  • BEARVERLY THINK FUTURE STRANGE AND INTERESTING! BUT NOT AS STRANGE AND INTERESTING AS YOU!
• [Feudal Japan]
  • FUTURE HAS SO MANY RICKSHAWS! BEARVERLY SURPRISED! THOUGHT “WHEEL” WAS JUST OVERHYPED FAD!
  • NO WORRIES, BEARVERLY QUICK TO ADAPT. ESPECIALLY WHEN TRAVELING COMPANION CUTE LIKE YOU!
  • YOU NOT FROM AROUND HERE EITHER? THAT OKAY! WE EXPLORE TOGETHER!
  • BEARVERLY EXHAUSTED FROM TRYING TO KEEP VOICE DOWN! WALLS HERE PAPER THIN! NEIGHBORS CONSTANTLY COMPLAINING ABOUT NOISE!
  • BEARVERLY ALMOST GOT CHALLENGED TO DUEL BY RONIN THIS MORNING! NOW BEARVERLY HAS NEW APPRECIATION FOR LIFE!
  • BEARVERLY LEARNING TO SING LIKE PRETTY GEISHA! LA LA LA LAAA! SOUNDS GOOD, RIGHT? ALMOST ON KEY!
  • BEARVERLY MET SHIBA INU TODAY! MUCH CUTE! VERY WOW! BEARVERLY THINK THAT DOG DESERVES TO BE FAMOUS!
  • BEARVERLY THINK FUTURE STRANGE AND INTERESTING! BUT NOT AS STRANGE AND INTERESTING AS YOU!
• [1990s]
  • FUTURE HAS SO MANY WHEELS! WHEELS ON CARS, BICYCLES, SKATEBOARDS, EVEN SHOES! THIS UNRELATED, BUT CAN BEARVERLY BORROW TIME MACHINE? NEED TO GO BACK AND MOVE INVESTMENTS AROUND.
  • NO WORRIES, BEARVERLY QUICK TO ADAPT. ESPECIALLY WHEN TRAVELING COMPANION CUTE LIKE YOU!
  • YOU NOT FROM AROUND HERE EITHER? GETTING CLOSE THOUGH, RIGHT? BEARVERLY IS EXCITED FOR YOU!
  • BEARVERLY EXHAUSTED FROM GETTING GROCERIES! SO MANY LABELS TO READ! SO MANY CHOICES TO MAKE! SO MUCH RACING OF SHOPPING CARTS UP AND DOWN AISLES!
  • BEARVERLY ALMOST GET RUN OVER BY BUS THIS MORNING! NOW BEARVERLY HAS NEW APPRECIATION FOR LIFE!
  • BEARVERLY LEARNING TO RAP! GLACIER ICE, ICE, BABY!
  • WHAAZZZUUUUUPPPP?
  • BEARVERLY THINK FUTURE STRANGE AND INTERESTING! BUT NOT AS STRANGE AND INTERESTING AS YOU!

Gift

• [Stone Age] SO CUTE! BEARVERLY WILL STORE IN CAVE!
• [All Other Eras] SO CUTE! BEARVERLY WILL STORE IN CAVE! IF BEARVERLY CAN FIND CAVE...

Poke

• HAHAHA! YOU HAVE TICKLED BEARVERLY!

Upgrade to Acquaintance

• [Stone Age]

1. YOU TRAVEL FROM FUTURE? WHAT IT LIKE THERE?
2. WAIT! BEARVERLY NOT WANT TO KNOW! MIGHT DRASTICALLY CHANGE COURSE OF HISTORY! TOO MUCH PRESSURE FOR BEARVERLY!

• [Ancient Greece]

1. MAYBE LOCALS WILL GIVE TIME CRYSTALS IN EXCHANGE FOR HELPFUL DEEDS?
2. TRY SLAYING HYDRA OR CAPTURING THREE-HEADED DOG! BEARVERLY HEAR THAT PRETTY IMPRESSIVE NOWADAYS!

• [Baroque Era]

1. MAYBE LOCALS WILL GIVE TIME CRYSTALS IN EXCHANGE FOR HELPFUL DEEDS?
2. TRY HAVING FANCY PARTY... OR CRASHING FANCY PARTY. BEARVERLY NOT SURE WHICH WAY WIND OF HISTORY BLOWS HERE.

• [Dark Ages]

1. MAYBE LOCALS WILL GIVE TIME CRYSTALS IN EXCHANGE FOR HELPFUL DEEDS?
2. TRY SLAYING DRAGON OR CAPTURING WITCHES! LOCALS SEEM PRETTY WORRIED ABOUT THAT STUFF THESE DAYS!

• [Feudal Japan]

1. MAYBE LOCALS WILL GIVE TIME CRYSTALS IN EXCHANGE FOR HELPFUL DEEDS?
2. TRY PERFORMING INTRICATE TEA CEREMONY OR OVERTHROWING EMPEROR! THAT ALL THE RAGE HERE!

• [1990s]

1. MAYBE LOCALS WILL GIVE TIME CRYSTALS IN EXCHANGE FOR HELPFUL DEEDS?
2. TRY MOWING LAWNS OR MAKING CASSEROLE FOR NEIGHBOR! PRETTY SURE THAT MAKE YOU THE BOMB DIGGITY!

Acquaintance

• [Stone Age] BEARVERLY THINKING ABOUT GETTING PERM!
• [Ancient Greece] BEARVERLY THINKING ABOUT GETTING TOGA!
• [Baroque Era] BEARVERLY THINKING ABOUT GETTING HOOP SKIRT!
• [Dark Ages] BEARVERLY THINKING ABOUT GETTING WIZARD ROBES!
• [Feudal Japan] BEARVERLY THINKING ABOUT GETTING SAMURAI ARMOR!
• [1990s] BEARVERLY THINKING ABOUT GETTING PERM AGAIN!

Talk

• BEARVERLY HAS MANY QUALITIES GOOD FOR MATE! EXCELLENT EYESIGHT! WELL-CALLOUSED FEET! SENSIBLE FINANCIAL INVESTMENTS!
• [Stone Age]
  • BEARVERLY ALMOST GET EATEN BY GIANT CARNIVOROUS PLANT THIS MORNING! NOW BEARVERLY HAS NEW APPRECIATION FOR LIFE!
  • ENGLISH IS SECOND LANGUAGE! BEARVERLY ALSO SPEAKS DODO!
  • YOU SHOULD FILM DOCUMENTARY WHILE HERE. CALL IT “WALKING WITH BEARVERLY.” HAHAHA!
  • BEARVERLY THINK YOU STRANGE! BUT INTERESTING! MAYBE BEARVERLY JUST THAT BORED…
• [Ancient Greece]
  • BEARVERLY ALMOST GET EATEN BY GIANT CYCLOPS THIS MORNING! NOW BEARVERLY HAS NEW APPRECIATION FOR LIFE!
  • IT ALL GREEK TO BEARVERLY!
  • BEARVERLY HEAR THERE BIG LIBRARY NOW! BIG, BIG LIBRARY! BIIIIIG LIBRARY! SOUNDS IMPORTANT! HOPE NOTHING HAPPENS TO IT!
  • BEARVERLY THINK FUTURE STRANGE AND INTERESTING! BUT NOT AS STRANGE AND INTERESTING AS YOU!
• [Baroque Era]
  • BEARVERLY ALMOST FALL OFF BRIDGE THIS MORNING! NOW BEARVERLY HAS NEW APPRECIATION FOR LIFE! AND GRAVITY! HAVE YOU HEARD OF IT? IT’S NEW!!!
  • BEARVERLY LEARNING TO STORM BASTILLE! FIRST MUST LEARN TO HARNESS LIGHTNING AND SUMMON RAIN.
  • KNOWLEDGE IS POWER! FRANCE IS BACON!!!
  • BEARVERLY THINK FUTURE STRANGE AND INTERESTING! BUT NOT AS STRANGE AND INTERESTING AS YOU!
• [Dark Ages]
  • BEARVERLY ALMOST GET EATEN BY DRAGON THIS MORNING! NOW BEARVERLY HAS NEW APPRECIATION FOR LIFE!
  • BEARVERLY LEARNING TO SPEAK IN TONGUES! AKDH KFHS URH UHSFWU OFHHG UKH!!!!
  • BEARVERLY FOUND COOL SWORD STUCK IN STONE! DON’T WORRY, BEARVERLY PUT IT BACK WHEN SHE WAS DONE BUTTERING HER TOAST.
  • BEARVERLY THINK FUTURE STRANGE AND INTERESTING! BUT NOT AS STRANGE AND INTERESTING AS YOU!
• [Feudal Japan]
  • BEARVERLY ALMOST GOT CHALLENGED TO DUEL BY RONIN THIS MORNING! NOW BEARVERLY HAS NEW APPRECIATION FOR LIFE!
  • BEARVERLY LEARNING TO SING LIKE PRETTY GEISHA! LA LA LA LAAA! SOUNDS GOOD, RIGHT? ALMOST ON KEY!
  • BEARVERLY MET SHIBA INU TODAY! MUCH CUTE! VERY WOW! BEARVERLY THINK THAT DOG DESERVES TO BE FAMOUS!
  • BEARVERLY THINK FUTURE STRANGE AND INTERESTING! BUT NOT AS STRANGE AND INTERESTING AS YOU!
• [1990s]
  • BEARVERLY ALMOST GET RUN OVER BY BUS THIS MORNING! NOW BEARVERLY HAS NEW APPRECIATION FOR LIFE!
  • BEARVERLY LEARNING TO RAP! GLACIER ICE, ICE, BABY!
  • WHAAZZZUUUUUPPPP?
  • BEARVERLY THINK FUTURE STRANGE AND INTERESTING! BUT NOT AS STRANGE AND INTERESTING AS YOU!

Gift

• [Stone Age] SO CUTE! BEARVERLY WILL STORE IN CAVE!
• [All Other Eras] SO CUTE! BEARVERLY WILL STORE IN CAVE! IF BEARVERLY CAN FIND CAVE...

Poke

• HAHAHA! YOU HAVE TICKLED BEARVERLY!

Upgrade to Friendzoned

• [Stone Age]

1. YOU ARE FRIENDLY! UNLIKE SABER-TOOTH TIGER. BEARVERLY LEARN THAT HARD WAY. ANYWAY... FRIENDS?
2. YAY! BEARVERLY HAS MADE A NEW FRIEND! OH RAPTURE!

• [Ancient Greece]

1. YOU ARE NICE! AND PREDICTABLE! UNLIKE GREEK GODS. BEARVERLY LEARN THAT HARD WAY…
2. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT! BEARVERLY NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT!

• [Baroque Era]

1. YOU ARE NICE! UNLIKE SHOCKINGLY UNEVEN DISTRIBUTION OF WEALTH! IT VERY TROUBLING!
2. BEARVERLY HOPE NOTHING TERRIBLE HAPPENS BECAUSE OF IT!

• [Dark Ages]

1. YOU ARE NICE! UNLIKE LEPROSY. BEARVERLY NOT NEED TO LEARN THAT ONE HARD WAY!
2. NOW BEARVERLY JUST WISH SHE HAD ANTIBACTERIAL SOAP! TOO BAD IT NOT EXIST YET...

• [Feudal Japan]

1. YOU ARE NICE! UNLIKE ONI! BEARVERLY STARTING TO NOTICE PATTERN…
2. FUTURE IS FULL OF DANGEROUS THINGS! STILL WORTH IT, TO BE WITH YOU!

• [1990s]

1. YOU ARE NICE! UNLIKE PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT KIND AND DON'T REWIND! BEARVERLY HATE THOSE PEOPLE!
2. IT OFFICIAL. YOU ARE BETTER THAN EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD FOREVER! GOOD JOB!

Friendzoned

• BEARVERLY IS HAPPY TO SEE YOU!

Talk

• BEARVERLY ENJOYS DATES! MOAR!!!
• BEARVERLY MAKE DINNER! YOU LIKE ANACHRONISM STEW?
• NOTICE ANYTHING DIFFERENT? BEARVERLY COMBED HAIR! JUST FELT LIKE LOOKING A LITTLE SPECIAL TODAY, THAT ALL!
• BEARVERLY ONCE TRIED TO SELL CAR INSURANCE. NO ONE TOOK HER SERIOUSLY. SMALL LIZARD NOT HAVE SAME PROBLEM...
• [Stone Age]
  • BEARVERLY IS HOSTING BARBEQUE! WHAT TOPPINGS YOU LIKE ON MASTODON BURGER?
  • IN FUTURE, YOU DRIVE CAR FUELED BY FOSSILS? WEIRD. BEARVERLY DRIVE CAR POWERED BY FEET.
  • READ ANY GOOD BOOKS LATELY? BEARVERLY NOT KNOW WHAT BOOK IS, JUST THOUGHT IT SOUNDED LIKE GOOD CONVERSATION STARTER. WELL?
• [Ancient Greece]
  • YOU WOULD MAKE GOOD MINOTAUR IF YOU WERE 6 FEET TALLER AND A MINOTAUR!
  • TRAVELING WITH YOU MAKES BEARVERLY FEEL LIKE LUCKIEST CAVEWOMAN ALIVE. MAYBE EVEN LUCKIEST WOMAN! NO CAVES ABOUT IT!
  • READ ANY GOOD BOOKS LATELY? BEARVERLY NOT KNOW WHAT BOOK IS, JUST THOUGHT IT SOUNDED LIKE GOOD CONVERSATION STARTER. WELL?
• [Baroque Era]
  • IT TRUE? LOCAL CLAN CHIEFTESS LET BEARVERLY EAT CAKE? HOW NICE!
  • TRAVELING WITH YOU MAKES BEARVERLY FEEL LIKE LUCKIEST CAVEWOMAN ALIVE. MAYBE EVEN LUCKIEST WOMAN! NO CAVES ABOUT IT!
  • READ ANY GOOD BOOKS LATELY? BEARVERLY NOT KNOW WHAT BOOK IS, JUST THOUGHT IT SOUNDED LIKE GOOD CONVERSATION STARTER. WELL?
• [Dark Ages]
  • YOU ARE BEARVERLY'S KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR!
  • TRAVELING WITH YOU MAKES BEARVERLY FEEL LIKE LUCKIEST CAVEWOMAN ALIVE. MAYBE EVEN LUCKIEST WOMAN! NO CAVES ABOUT IT!
  • READ ANY GOOD BOOKS LATELY? BEARVERLY NOT KNOW WHAT BOOK IS, JUST THOUGHT IT SOUNDED LIKE GOOD CONVERSATION STARTER. WELL?
• [Feudal Japan]
  • BEARVERLY BIG FAN OF LOCAL CUISINE. RAW SALMON FRESH FROM STREAM IS DELICIOUS! PORTION SIZE COULD BE BIGGER THOUGH!
  • TRAVELING WITH YOU MAKES BEARVERLY FEEL LIKE LUCKIEST CAVEWOMAN ALIVE. MAYBE EVEN LUCKIEST WOMAN! NO CAVES ABOUT IT!
  • READ ANY GOOD BOOKS LATELY? BEARVERLY NOT KNOW WHAT BOOK IS, JUST THOUGHT IT SOUNDED LIKE GOOD CONVERSATION STARTER. WELL?
• [1990s]
  • BEARVERLY THINK YOU ALL THAT AND A BAG OF CHIPS!
  • TRAVELING WITH YOU MAKES BEARVERLY FEEL LIKE LUCKIEST CAVEWOMAN ALIVE. MAYBE EVEN LUCKIEST WOMAN! NO CAVES ABOUT IT!
  • BEARVERLY FINALLY TOOK LOOK IN BOOK! BEAVERLY UNDERSTAND HYPE NOW! READING IS LIKE RAINBOWS!

Gift

• WOWZERS! BEARVERLY'S HEART IS FILLED WITH HAPPY!

Poke

• HAHAHA! YOU HAVE TICKLED BEARVERLY!

Upgrade to Awkward Besties

• [Stone Age]

1. BEARVERLY LIKES SMELL OF YOU! CAN BEARVERLY SMELL YOU MORE OFTEN?
2. ALWAYS BEST TO ASK PERMISSION!

• [All Other Eras]

1. BEARVERLY LIKES SMELL OF YOU! IT VERY COMFORTING WHEN FUTURE GET OVERWHELMING!
2. BEARVERLY SO GLAD SHE CAN SMELL YOU WHENEVER SHE WANT!

Awkward Besties

• BEARVERLY ALWAYS WALKS AROUND BARE FOOT. "SHOE" IS WHAT BEARVERLY SAY WHEN FLIES BOTHER HER!

Flirt

• BEARVERLY MAKE DINNER! YOU LIKE ANACHRONISM STEW?
• NOTICE ANYTHING DIFFERENT? BEARVERLY COMBED HAIR! JUST FELT LIKE LOOKING A LITTLE SPECIAL TODAY, THAT ALL!
• BEARVERLY ONCE TRIED TO SELL CAR INSURANCE. NO ONE TOOK HER SERIOUSLY. SMALL LIZARD NOT HAVE SAME PROBLEM...
• BEARVERLY DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT WITH MAKEUP! DID YOU NOTICE?!
• BEARVERLY THINKING ABOUT SETTLING DOWN. AM ALREADY 28 YEARS OLD. MIDDLE AGED!
• [Stone Age]
  • IN FUTURE, YOU DRIVE CAR FUELED BY FOSSILS? WEIRD. BEARVERLY DRIVE CAR POWERED BY FEET.
  • READ ANY GOOD BOOKS LATELY? BEARVERLY NOT KNOW WHAT BOOK IS, JUST THOUGHT IT SOUNDED LIKE GOOD CONVERSATION STARTER. WELL?
  • CAVEWOMEN USUALLY ATTACK SUITORS TO SHOW THEY MEAN BUSINESS. BUT I WILL STICK TO SAUCY CAVE DRAWINGS!
• [Ancient Greece]
  • TRAVELING WITH YOU MAKES BEARVERLY FEEL LIKE LUCKIEST CAVEWOMAN ALIVE. MAYBE EVEN LUCKIEST WOMAN! NO CAVES ABOUT IT!
  • READ ANY GOOD BOOKS LATELY? BEARVERLY NOT KNOW WHAT BOOK IS, JUST THOUGHT IT SOUNDED LIKE GOOD CONVERSATION STARTER. WELL?
  • BEARVERLY WANT TO WRITE YOU EPIC POEM! JUST NEED TO LEARN WHAT “WRITE” MEANS FIRST!
• [Baroque Era]
  • TRAVELING WITH YOU MAKES BEARVERLY FEEL LIKE LUCKIEST CAVEWOMAN ALIVE. MAYBE EVEN LUCKIEST WOMAN! NO CAVES ABOUT IT!
  • READ ANY GOOD BOOKS LATELY? BEARVERLY NOT KNOW WHAT BOOK IS, JUST THOUGHT IT SOUNDED LIKE GOOD CONVERSATION STARTER. WELL?
  • BEARVERLY WANT TO WRITE YOU SPECIAL SYMPHONY! JUST NEED TO LEARN WHAT "WRITE" MEANS FIRST!
• [Dark Ages]
  • TRAVELING WITH YOU MAKES BEARVERLY FEEL LIKE LUCKIEST CAVEWOMAN ALIVE. MAYBE EVEN LUCKIEST WOMAN! NO CAVES ABOUT IT!
  • READ ANY GOOD BOOKS LATELY? BEARVERLY NOT KNOW WHAT BOOK IS, JUST THOUGHT IT SOUNDED LIKE GOOD CONVERSATION STARTER. WELL?
  • BEARVERLY WANT TO WRITE YOU SPECIAL BALLAD! JUST NEED TO LEARN WHAT “WRITE” MEANS FIRST!
• [Feudal Japan]
  • TRAVELING WITH YOU MAKES BEARVERLY FEEL LIKE LUCKIEST CAVEWOMAN ALIVE. MAYBE EVEN LUCKIEST WOMAN! NO CAVES ABOUT IT!
  • READ ANY GOOD BOOKS LATELY? BEARVERLY NOT KNOW WHAT BOOK IS, JUST THOUGHT IT SOUNDED LIKE GOOD CONVERSATION STARTER. WELL?
  • BEARVERLY WANT TO WRITE YOU SPECIAL HAIKU! JUST NEED TO LEARN WHAT "WRITE" MEANS FIRST!
• [1990s]
  • TRAVELING WITH YOU MAKES BEARVERLY FEEL LIKE LUCKIEST CAVEWOMAN ALIVE. MAYBE EVEN LUCKIEST WOMAN! NO CAVES ABOUT IT!
  • BEARVERLY FINALLY TOOK LOOK IN BOOK! BEAVERLY UNDERSTAND HYPE NOW! READING IS LIKE RAINBOWS!
  • BEARVERLY WANT TO BUY YOU LOVEY-DOVEY GREETING CARD FROM DOLLAR STORE! SOMETIMES BEARVERLY ENJOY CONVENIENCE...

Gift

• WOWZERS! BEARVERLY'S HEART IS FILLED WITH HAPPY!

Poke

• HAHAHA! YOU HAVE TICKLED BEARVERLY!

Upgrade to Crush

1. YOU MAKE BEARVERLY FEEL SHY! LIKE PRETTY BUNNY IN LITTLE BURROW. DO YOU FEEL LIKE BUNNY TOO?
2. BEARVERLY IS HAPPY!

Crush

• BEARVERLY WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE PRETTY PRINCESS!

Flirt

• YOU ARE SWEETER THAN HONEY!
• BEARVERLY THINK YOU ROCK! HAHAHA! JUST KIDDING, BEARVERLY KNOW YOU HUMAN.
• BEARVERLY NO LONGER PLAY HARD TO GET!
• [Stone Age]
  • BEARVERLY HAS FIGURED OUT TIME TRAVEL! WILL FREEZE SELF IN GIANT ICE CUBE, THEN BECOME UNFROZEN IN FUTURE! IS FOOLPROOF!
  • BEARVERLY CONSTRUCTED RUDIMENTARY TELEVISION OUT OF BAMBOO AND ROCKS! MOVIE NIGHT AND CHILL?
• [Ancient Greece]
  • BEARVERLY SO RELIEVED SHE NOT HAVE TO FREEZE SELF IN GIANT ICE CUBE JUST TO SEE FUTURE!
  • BEARVERLY CONSTRUCTED RUDIMENTARY TELEVISION OUT OF CLAY POT AND SCROLL! MOVIE NIGHT AND CHILL?
• [Baroque Era]
  • BEARVERLY SO RELIEVED SHE NOT HAVE TO FREEZE SELF IN GIANT ICE CUBE JUST TO SEE FUTURE!
  • BEARVERLY CONSTRUCTED RUDIMENTARY TELEVISION OUT OF OIL PAINTING AND LACE! MOVIE NIGHT AND CHILL?
• [Dark Ages]
  • BEARVERLY SO RELIEVED SHE NOT HAVE TO FREEZE SELF IN GIANT ICE CUBE JUST TO SEE FUTURE!
  • BEARVERLY CONSTRUCTED RUDIMENTARY TELEVISION OUT OF TAPESTRY AND... ACTUALLY THAT IT. JUST TAPESTRY. MOVIE NIGHT AND CHILL?
• [Feudal Japan]
  • BEARVERLY SO RELIEVED SHE NOT HAVE TO FREEZE SELF IN GIANT ICE CUBE JUST TO SEE FUTURE!
  • BEARVERLY CONSTRUCTED RUDIMENTARY TELEVISION OUT OF WOODBLOCK PRINT AND PAPER LANTERN. MOVIE NIGHT AND CHILL CANCELED DUE TO FIRE.
• [1990s]
  • BEARVERLY SO RELIEVED SHE NOT HAVE TO FREEZE SELF IN GIANT ICE CUBE JUST TO SEE FUTURE!
  • BEARVERLY BOUGHT VCR AT YARD SALE! MOVIE NIGHT AND CHILL?

Gift

• BEARVERLY SO HUMBLED! AM SPEECHLESS!

Poke

• BEARVERLY LIKE! FEEL FREE TO BITE, LIKE SHARPTOOTH!

Upgrade to Sweetheart

• [All Eras Except 1990s]

1. TGIF!
2. IT NOT ACRONYM. IS NOISE BEARVERLY MAKE WHEN SHE NOT WANT TO WORK ANYMORE! TGIF! TGGGIIIF!

• [1990s]

1. TGIF!
2. IT ACRONYM NOW! MEAN FUNNY SITCOMS ON TELEVISION TONIGHT!

Sweetheart

• [Stone Age] OH GOOD, YOU HERE! BEARVERLY WAS ABOUT TO SEND LOVE LETTER VIA PTERODACTYL. WOULD HAVE NEVER MADE IT, PROBABLY!
• [Ancient Greece] OH GOOD, YOU HERE! BEARVERLY WAS ABOUT TO SEND LOVE LETTER VIA HARPY. WOULD HAVE NEVER MADE IT, PROBABLY!
• [Baroque Era] OH GOOD, YOU HERE! BEARVERLY WAS ABOUT TO SEND LOVE LETTER VIA ROYAL MESSENGER! SO EXPENSIVE, BEARVERLY ALMOST HAD HEART ATTACK!
• [Dark Ages] OH GOOD, YOU HERE! BEARVERLY WAS ABOUT TO SEND LOVE LETTER VIA RAVEN. MIGHT HAVE ACTUALLY MADE IT!
• [Feudal Japan] OH GOOD, YOU HERE! BEARVERLY WAS ABOUT TO SEND LOVE LETTER VIA LITTLE PAPER BOAT IN GENTLE STREAM! WOULD HAVE NEVER MADE IT, PROBABLY!
• [1990s] OH GOOD, YOU HERE! BEARVERLY WAS ABOUT TO SEND HOMEMADE MIX TAPE VIA POST OFFICE! WOULD HAVE NEVER MADE IT, PROBABLY!

Flirt

• BEARVERLY NO LONGER PLAY HARD TO GET!
• BEARVERLY IS AFRAID OF SAYING "LOVE"! IS STRONG WORD! BUTTERFLIES!
• BEARVERLY LOVES YOU!
• [Stone Age]
  • BEARVERLY HAS FIGURED OUT TIME TRAVEL! WILL FREEZE SELF IN GIANT ICE CUBE, THEN BECOME UNFROZEN IN FUTURE! IS FOOLPROOF!
  • BEARVERLY CONSTRUCTED RUDIMENTARY TELEVISION OUT OF BAMBOO AND ROCKS! MOVIE NIGHT AND CHILL?
  • BEARVERLY LIKES YOU MORE THAN FUNNY SQUIRREL WHO CAN'T GET ACORN! IS SAYING SOMETHING! THAT SQUIRREL VERY FUNNY!
  • BEARVERLY THINK LOINCLOTH WOULD LOOK GOOD ON YOU! LOINCLOTH WOULD LOOK EVEN BETTER ON CAVE FLOOR!
• [Ancient Greece]
  • BEARVERLY SO RELIEVED SHE NOT HAVE TO FREEZE SELF IN GIANT ICE CUBE JUST TO SEE FUTURE!
  • BEARVERLY CONSTRUCTED RUDIMENTARY TELEVISION OUT OF CLAY POT AND SCROLL! MOVIE NIGHT AND CHILL?
  • BEARVERLY LIKES YOU MORE THAN FUNNY SQUIRREL WHO CAN'T GET ACORN! BEARVERLY WONDER IF SQUIRREL EVER END UP GETTING ACORN...?
  • BEARVERLY THINK LOINCLOTH WOULD LOOK GOOD ON YOU! LOINCLOTH WOULD LOOK EVEN BETTER ON COLOSSEUM FLOOR!
• [Baroque Era]
  • BEARVERLY SO RELIEVED SHE NOT HAVE TO FREEZE SELF IN GIANT ICE CUBE JUST TO SEE FUTURE!
  • BEARVERLY CONSTRUCTED RUDIMENTARY TELEVISION OUT OF OIL PAINTING AND LACE! MOVIE NIGHT AND CHILL?
  • BEARVERLY LIKES YOU MORE THAN FUNNY SQUIRREL WHO CAN'T GET ACORN! BEARVERLY WONDER IF SQUIRREL EVER END UP GETTING ACORN...?
  • BEARVERLY STILL THINK LOINCLOTH WOULD LOOK GOOD ON YOU! LOINCLOTH WOULD LOOK EVEN BETTER IN LOUVRE, SINCE YOU WORK OF ART!
• [Dark Ages]
  • BEARVERLY SO RELIEVED SHE NOT HAVE TO FREEZE SELF IN GIANT ICE CUBE JUST TO SEE FUTURE!
  • BEARVERLY CONSTRUCTED RUDIMENTARY TELEVISION OUT OF TAPESTRY AND... ACTUALLY THAT IT. JUST TAPESTRY. MOVIE NIGHT AND CHILL?
  • BEARVERLY LIKES YOU MORE THAN FUNNY SQUIRREL WHO CAN'T GET ACORN! BEARVERLY WONDER IF SQUIRREL EVER END UP GETTING ACORN...?
  • BEARVERLY STILL THINK LOINCLOTH WOULD LOOK GOOD ON YOU! LOINCLOTH WOULD LOOK EVEN BETTER ON CASTLE FLOOR!
• [Feudal Japan]
  • BEARVERLY SO RELIEVED SHE NOT HAVE TO FREEZE SELF IN GIANT ICE CUBE JUST TO SEE FUTURE!
  • BEARVERLY CONSTRUCTED RUDIMENTARY TELEVISION OUT OF WOODBLOCK PRINT AND PAPER LANTERN. MOVIE NIGHT AND CHILL CANCELED DUE TO FIRE.
  • BEARVERLY LIKES YOU MORE THAN FUNNY SQUIRREL WHO CAN'T GET ACORN! BEARVERLY WONDER IF SQUIRREL EVER END UP GETTING ACORN...?
  • BEARVERLY STILL THINK LOINCLOTH WOULD LOOK GOOD ON YOU! LOINCLOTH WOULD LOOK EVEN BETTER FLOATING IN ONSEN HOT SPRING.
• [1990s]
  • BEARVERLY SO RELIEVED SHE NOT HAVE TO FREEZE SELF IN GIANT ICE CUBE JUST TO SEE FUTURE!
  • BEARVERLY BOUGHT VCR AT YARD SALE! MOVIE NIGHT AND CHILL?
  • BEARVERLY LIKES YOU MORE THAN FUNNY SQUIRREL WHO CAN'T GET ACORN! BEARVERLY WONDER IF SQUIRREL EVER END UP GETTING ACORN...?
  • BEARVERLY STILL THINK LOINCLOTH WOULD LOOK GOOD ON YOU! LOINCLOTH WOULD LOOK EVEN BETTER ON FLOOR NEXT TO WATER BED!

Gift

• BEARVERLY SO HUMBLED! AM SPEECHLESS!
• YOU ARE THOUGHTFUL! IT IS A GOOD THING!

Poke

• BEARVERLY LIKE! FEEL FREE TO BITE, LIKE SHARPTOOTH!

Upgrade to Girlfriend

1. BEARVERLY WANTS ROMANCE!
2. YAAY! BEARVERLY NEVER SO HAPPY BEFORE!

Girlfriend

• LOVE IS LIKE LAVA SPEWING FROM VOLCANO! HOT, UNSTOPPABLE, AND COVERING WORLD IN BLANKET OF ASH! BEARVERLY FORGET WHERE GOING WITH METAPHOR!

Flirt

• BEARVERLY IS AFRAID OF SAYING "LOVE"! IS STRONG WORD! BUTTERFLIES!
• BEARVERLY LOVES YOU!
• [Stone Age]
  • BEARVERLY LIKES YOU MORE THAN FUNNY SQUIRREL WHO CAN'T GET ACORN! IS SAYING SOMETHING! THAT SQUIRREL VERY FUNNY!
  • BEARVERLY THINK LOINCLOTH WOULD LOOK GOOD ON YOU! LOINCLOTH WOULD LOOK EVEN BETTER ON CAVE FLOOR!
• [Ancient Greece]
  • BEARVERLY LIKES YOU MORE THAN FUNNY SQUIRREL WHO CAN'T GET ACORN! BEARVERLY WONDER IF SQUIRREL EVER END UP GETTING ACORN...?
  • BEARVERLY THINK LOINCLOTH WOULD LOOK GOOD ON YOU! LOINCLOTH WOULD LOOK EVEN BETTER ON COLOSSEUM FLOOR!
• [Baroque Era]
  • BEARVERLY LIKES YOU MORE THAN FUNNY SQUIRREL WHO CAN'T GET ACORN! BEARVERLY WONDER IF SQUIRREL EVER END UP GETTING ACORN...?
  • BEARVERLY STILL THINK LOINCLOTH WOULD LOOK GOOD ON YOU! LOINCLOTH WOULD LOOK EVEN BETTER IN LOUVRE, SINCE YOU WORK OF ART!
• [Dark Ages]
  • BEARVERLY LIKES YOU MORE THAN FUNNY SQUIRREL WHO CAN'T GET ACORN! BEARVERLY WONDER IF SQUIRREL EVER END UP GETTING ACORN...?
  • BEARVERLY STILL THINK LOINCLOTH WOULD LOOK GOOD ON YOU! LOINCLOTH WOULD LOOK EVEN BETTER ON CASTLE FLOOR!
• [Feudal Japan]
  • BEARVERLY LIKES YOU MORE THAN FUNNY SQUIRREL WHO CAN'T GET ACORN! BEARVERLY WONDER IF SQUIRREL EVER END UP GETTING ACORN...?
  • BEARVERLY STILL THINK LOINCLOTH WOULD LOOK GOOD ON YOU! LOINCLOTH WOULD LOOK EVEN BETTER FLOATING IN ONSEN HOT SPRING.
• [1990s]
  • BEARVERLY LIKES YOU MORE THAN FUNNY SQUIRREL WHO CAN'T GET ACORN! BEARVERLY WONDER IF SQUIRREL EVER END UP GETTING ACORN...?
  • BEARVERLY STILL THINK LOINCLOTH WOULD LOOK GOOD ON YOU! LOINCLOTH WOULD LOOK EVEN BETTER ON FLOOR NEXT TO WATER BED!

Gift

• YOU ARE THOUGHTFUL! IT IS A GOOD THING!

Poke

• BEARVERLY LIKE! FEEL FREE TO BITE, LIKE SHARPTOOTH!

Upgrade to Lover

• [Stone Age]

1. BEARVERLY WANTS TO NUZZLE YOU FOREVER!
2. THIS IS GREATEST ROMANCE IN AAAALL OF HISTORY! NOT SAYING MUCH!

• [Ancient Greece] / [Baroque Era] / [Dark Ages] / [Feudal Japan]

1. BEARVERLY WANTS TO NUZZLE YOU FOREVER!
2. THIS IS GREATEST ROMANCE IN AAAALL OF HISTORY! THAT SAYING SOMETHING! HISTORY IS LONGER NOW!

• [1990s]

1. BEARVERLY WANTS TO NUZZLE YOU FOREVER!
2. THIS IS GREATEST ROMANCE IN AAAALL OF HISTORY! THAT SAYING SOMETHING! HISTORY IS VERY LONG NOW! BEARVERLY IS TIRED...

Lover

• YOU MATE WITH BEARVERLY FOR LIFE NOW! NO ESCAPE!

Seduce

• BEARVERLY MAKE OFFERING TO GREAT LORD HELIX FOSSIL! MAYBE THAT WHY BEARVERLY BLESSED WITH YOUR LOVE!
• YAY! BEARVERLY LIKE WHEN YOU TALK TO HER! YOU MAKE HER FEEL LIKE BEAUTIFUL DANDELION!
• BEARVERLY BELIEVE IN PARALLEL UNIVERSES! BET THERE IS ONE WHERE BEARVERLY IS ACTUAL BEAR! HAHAHA! CAN YOU IMAGINE?
• BEARVERLY USED TO DATE NEANDERTHAL! HE WAS ALL BRAWNS, NO BRAINS! PRETTY BORING!
• YOU ARE BEARVERLY'S FAVORITE!
• LET'S SHARE A CAVE TONIGHT! THEN WE CAN DREAM OF EACH OTHER!
• BEARVERLY HAPPY!
• YOU MAKE BEARVERLY FEEL LIKE SHOUTING HAPPY NONSENSE WORDS! YABBA DABBA DOO!
• [Stone Age]
  • BEARVERLY HAPPY YOU STILL DROP BY! SHE KNOWS YOU ARE BUSY, EVEN THOUGH NOT MUCH TO DO IN STONE AGE!
  • FOR YOU, BEARVERLY WOULD GO ON QUEST FOR FIRE! NOT NEED TO, SINCE BEARVERLY KNOW HOW TO MAKE FIRE. BUT WOULD DO IT!
  • BEARVERLY INVENTED TOOTHBRUSH! ONE GIANT LEAP FOR HYGIENE!
  • BEARVERLY RECITE POETRY NOW! ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, BEARVERLY STILL NOT UNDERSTAND CONCEPT OF “SHOE”...
  • BEARVERLY WANT TO TRAVEL THROUGH TIME WITH YOU. WILL BEARVERLY BE… SAFE… IN FUTURE?
• [Ancient Greece]
  • BEARVERLY HAPPY YOU STILL DROP BY! SHE KNOWS YOU ARE BUSY! SO MUCH TO DO IN ANCIENT GREECE!
  • FOR YOU, BEARVERLY WOULD GO ON QUEST FOR FIRE! NOT NEED TO, SINCE FIRE PRETTY EASY HERE. BUT WOULD DO IT!
  • BEARVERLY WANT TO SHARE HOMEMADE TOOTHBRUSH WITH FUTURE PEOPLE! YAY! HYGIENE FOR EVERYONE!
  • BEARVERLY RECITE POETRY NOW! ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, BEARVERLY STARTING TO UNDERSTAND CONCEPT OF “SHOE”...
  • BEARVERLY WANT TO KEEP TRAVELING THROUGH TIME WITH YOU. WILL BEARVERLY BE… SAFE… IN FUTURE?
• [Baroque Era]
  • BEARVERLY HAPPY YOU STILL DROP BY! SHE KNOWS YOU ARE BUSY! SO MUCH TO DO IN BAROQUE ERA!
  • FOR YOU, BEARVERLY WOULD GO ON QUEST FOR FIRE! NOT NEED TO, SINCE FIRE PRETTY EASY HERE. BUT WOULD DO IT!
  • BEARVERLY WANT TO SHARE HOMEMADE TOOTHBRUSH WITH FUTURE PEOPLE! YAY! HYGIENE FOR EVERYONE!
  • BEARVERLY RECITE POETRY NOW! ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, BEARVERLY STARTING TO UNDERSTAND CONCEPT OF “SHOE”...
  • BEARVERLY WANT TO KEEP TRAVELING THROUGH TIME WITH YOU. WILL BEARVERLY BE… SAFE… IN FUTURE?
• [Dark Ages]
  • BEARVERLY HAPPY YOU STILL DROP BY! SHE KNOWS YOU ARE BUSY! SO MUCH TO DO IN DARK AGES!
  • FOR YOU, BEARVERLY WOULD GO ON QUEST FOR FIRE! NOT NEED TO, SINCE FIRE PRETTY EASY HERE. MAYBE TOO EASY...
  • BEARVERLY WANT TO SHARE HOMEMADE TOOTHBRUSH WITH FUTURE PEOPLE! YAY! HYGIENE FOR EVERYONE!
  • BEARVERLY RECITE POETRY NOW! ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, BEARVERLY STARTING TO UNDERSTAND CONCEPT OF “SHOE”...
  • BEARVERLY WANT TO KEEP TRAVELING THROUGH TIME WITH YOU. WILL BEARVERLY BE… SAFE… IN FUTURE?
• [Feudal Japan]
  • BEARVERLY HAPPY YOU STILL DROP BY! SHE KNOWS YOU ARE BUSY! SO MUCH TO DO IN FEUDAL JAPAN!
  • FOR YOU, BEARVERLY WOULD GO ON QUEST FOR FIRE! NOT NEED TO, SINCE FIRE PRETTY EASY HERE. BUT WOULD DO IT!
  • BEARVERLY WANT TO SHARE HOMEMADE TOOTHBRUSH WITH FUTURE PEOPLE! YAY! HYGIENE FOR EVERYONE!
  • BEARVERLY RECITE POETRY NOW! ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, BEARVERLY STARTING TO UNDERSTAND CONCEPT OF “SHOE”...
  • BEARVERLY WANT TO KEEP TRAVELING THROUGH TIME WITH YOU. WILL BEARVERLY BE… SAFE… IN FUTURE?
• [1990s]
  • BEARVERLY HAPPY YOU STILL DROP BY! SHE KNOWS YOU ARE BUSY! SO MUCH TO DO AT END OF MILLENIUM!
  • FOR YOU, BEARVERLY WOULD GO ON QUEST FOR FIRE! NOT NEED TO, SINCE FIRE PRETTY EASY HERE. BUT WOULD DO IT!
  • BEAVERLY'S HOMEMADE TOOTHBRUSH NOT SPECIAL HERE! THIS TIME PERIOD VERY DIFFERENT! ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSHES EVERYWHERE!
  • BEARVERLY WILL RECITE POETRY NOW! ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, BEARVERLY FINALLY UNDERSTANDS CONCEPT OF "SHOE"!!!
  • BEARVERLY WANT TO KEEP TRAVELING THROUGH TIME WITH YOU. WILL BEARVERLY BE… SAFE… IN FUTURE?

Gift

• YOU ARE THOUGHTFUL! IT IS A GOOD THING!

Poke

• YOU ARE AGGRESSIVE TICKLER! BEARVERLY LIKES THAT! NO TIMID TICKLERS ALLOWED!

Dates

• [Moonlight Stroll]
  • [Stone Age] JUNGLE IS DANGEROUS AT NIGHT! SO MANY PREDATORS! BUT YOU MAKE BEARVERLY FEEL SAFE!
  • [Ancient Greece] NIGHTTIME IS DANGEROUS! SO MANY PREDATORS! BUT YOU MAKE BEARVERLY FEEL SAFE!
  • [Baroque Era] NIGHTTIME IS DANGEROUS! SO MANY HIGHWAYMEN LURKING ON ROADS! BUT YOU MAKE BEARVERLY FEEL SAFE!
  • [Dark Ages] NIGHTTIME IS DANGEROUS! SO MANY PREDATORS! BUT YOU MAKE BEARVERLY FEEL SAFE!
  • [Feudal Japan] NIGHTTIME IS DANGEROUS! SO MANY NINJA LURKING IN SHADOWS. BUT YOU MAKE BEARVERLY FEEL SAFE!
  • [1990s] NIGHTTIME NOT THAT DANGEROUS HERE! PRETTY WELL LIT! THANKS FOR WALK!
• [Beach]
  • [Stone Age] OCEAN IS FUN! BUT WATCH OUT FOR MEGALODON! AND AQUATIC APES!
  • [Ancient Greece] OCEAN IS FUN! BUT WATCH OUT FOR KRAKEN! AND GODS WITH BIG FORKS!
  • [Baroque Era] OCEAN IS FUN! BUT WATCH OUT FOR ENGLISH NAVY AND SPANISH ARMADA. EVERYONE AT WAR LATELY!
  • [Dark Ages] OCEAN IS FUN! BUT WATCH OUT! HERE BE MONSTERS!
  • [Feudal Japan] OCEAN IS FUN! BUT WATCH OUT FOR... ACTUALLY, BEARVERLY NOT KNOW WHAT LURK IN OCEAN THESE DAYS!
  • [1990s] OCEAN IS FUN! BUT WATCH OUT FOR CRUISE SHIPS! AND ICEBERGS!
• [Sightseeing] WOW! LET'S GO AGAIN SOON!
• [Movie Theater] BEARVERLY ENJOYS MOVIES!

Iro

First Meeting

1. (You, Polly, and Bearverly find yourselves tumbling through an endless wormhole. Just tumbling and tumbling, with no end in sight...)
2. (Suddenly, you feel a massive impact! The wormhole spits you out in a place that's not at all familiar.)
3. (There are Grecian columns, horses, and what looks to be a finish line...)
4. Iro: Look out!!!
5. (A beautiful chariot races towards you, nearly running you over before screeching to a halt at the finish line.)
6. Iro: Aww, man! I can't believe I had to brake at the last second. I was about to beat my personal record!
7. (You can't help but notice... the chariot driver is pretty gorgeous!)

Adversary

• Where the heck did you come from? And how did you outrun my chariot ON FOOT? You're not another wannabe Olympian, are you? ARE YOU?

Sorry

• Who are you, the Roman Empire? Here to spoil my fun and take over everything?
• In all fairness though, you have to have been running at the speed of light to scare the life out of me like you did. That's talent. Or demigod genetics.
• My type? An athlete, obviously! Someone who can keep up with me, and climb on top of stuff with me. Accept no substitutes!
• [Ancient Greece]
  • Who says I can't participate in the Olympics just because I'm a girl? Once they see my skills, they'll let me compete! I just know it!
• [Baroque Era]
  • Who says I can't participate in the Olympics just because I'm a girl? Once they see my skills, they'll let me compete! I just know it!
• [1990s]
  • You didn't tell me the Olympics became a worldwide thing! And that women REGULARLY compete! It's a shame about the clothes, but SIGN ME UP!

Gift

• Listen, I'll level with you. I get my nutritionist better presents than this. Please up your gift game.

Poke

• Oh my gawd your hands are FREEZING! Are you a bronze statue or something?

Upgrade to Nuisance

• [Ancient Greece]

1. What is it, you human hurdle? I've got a lot of anger in me, and I'm looking for something squishy to punch. Get in the wrestling pit with me, or clear out!
2. Hahaha! What? Seriously? No no, that's okay. I'm not gonna hit you. Way to take one for the team though. The name's Iro, nice to meet ya.

• [Baroque Era]

1. What is it, you human hurdle? I've got a lot of anger in me, and I'm looking for something squishy to punch. Get in the wrestling pit with me, or clear out!
2. Actually, hold that thought. I enjoy being your only sporty babe... so maybe hang out at a museum of curiosities or something.

• [1990s]

1. What is it, you human hurdle? I've got a lot of anger in me, and I'm looking for something squishy to punch. Get in the wrestling pit with me, or clear out!
2. Actually, hold that thought. I enjoy being your only sporty babe... so maybe go look in a roller rink or something.

Nuisance

• [Ancient Greece] / [Baroque Era] Well, I need a faster chariot. Looks like it's back to working the fields for me. It better be a good harvest this year. Yikes.
• [1990s] So they DO have turbo chariots in this era... but they call them cars? Awesome! Can we pop back to ancient Greece for a real quick race?

Sorry

• My type? An athlete, obviously! Someone who can keep up with me, and climb on top of stuff with me. Accept no substitutes!
• My hair? Oh, it actually grows naturally this way. When my Mom was pregnant, she prayed to Iris, the goddess of rainbows, and... I'm kidding!
• When I wink at you, what's the first thing you think of? Is it, "Hey that girl's a flirty flirt", or is it, "Oh jeez, she's trying to inflict the evil eye on me"?
• I may be an amateur, but that's not an insult! Doing something just for the love of it is the purest form of appreciation!
• [Ancient Greece]
  • I really enjoy training for the Olympics, but what I really love is watching my pal Archytas invent flying machines. I feel like I belong in the sky or something.
• [Baroque Era]
  • What's a girl got to do to wind up in a future where flying is commonplace? Preferably in a contraption that doesn't look like a mutated bird. I belong in the sky, damnit!
• [1990s]
  • It is now my life's goal to travel in an airplane with you. First class, of course. Keep that in mind, and surprise me with tickets later. I can't wait to be in the sky!

Gift

• Listen, I'll level with you. I get my nutritionist better presents than this. Please up your gift game.

Poke

• Ahh! No no no! Every time someone tickles me, I accidentally roundhouse kick them in the face! Beware!

Upgrade to Frenemy

• [Ancient Greece]

1. You again, hey? I thought I saw you sneaking around. What do you want, a bag of dried figs or something?
2. Well, I'm fresh out. But you're not bad at making me smile. So I hereby promote you to Frenemy. Keep it up, and you might one day be worthy to be Friendzoned.

• [Baroque Era]

1. You again, hey? I thought I saw you sneaking around. What do you want, a bag of dried figs or something?
2. Well, that's too bad! Figs are expensive in this era. Or at least, I'm assuming they are. I don't really understand how banknotes work.

• [1990s]

1. You again, hey? I thought I saw you sneaking around. What do you want, a bag of dried figs or something?
2. Well, that's too bad! Figs are expensive in this era. Or at least, I'm assuming they are. I don't really understand what value "checkbooks" actually have.

Frenemy

• [Ancient Greece] / [Baroque Era] I literally can't even. I guess that means I'm odd. Get it? Some day, math jokes will catch on.
• [1990s] I literally can't even. I guess that means I'm odd. Get it? Are math jokes funny yet?

Sorry

• My hair? Oh, it actually grows naturally this way. When my Mom was pregnant, she prayed to Iris, the goddess of rainbows, and... I'm kidding!
• When I wink at you, what's the first thing you think of? Is it, "Hey that girl's a flirty flirt", or is it, "Oh jeez, she's trying to inflict the evil eye on me"?
• I may be an amateur, but that's not an insult! Doing something just for the love of it is the purest form of appreciation!
• Quick! Let's race to the Stats menu and back! Double time!
• I need to watch my mouth. If Zeus hears me wishing to be the fastest athlete, he might turn me into a horse! Zeus grants stupid wishes.
• How many push ups can you do? Come on, drop and give me twenty to start!
• Even if you DID get into the Olympics, you'd get disqualified before you even started. Your form is garbage. Here, watch how I do it.
• Not even going to offer me an Apollo-gy for beating me at my own race? Okay. I get it. May the best athlete win.
• You DO know the difference between Greece and oil, right? I'll give you a hint. I live in one, and I fight in the other!
• [Ancient Greece]
  • I really enjoy training for the Olympics, but what I really love is watching my pal Archytas invent flying machines. I feel like I belong in the sky or something.
  • I'm pretty sure I could win the discus event at the same time as racing my chariot, and it got me thinking. What other sports could they combine?
• [Baroque Era]
  • What's a girl got to do to wind up in a future where flying is commonplace? Preferably in a contraption that doesn't look like a mutated bird. I belong in the sky, damnit!
  • I'm pretty sure curling is the slowest sport I've ever seen, and it got me thinking. What other sports does this weird era have?
• [1990s]
  • It is now my life's goal to travel in an airplane with you. First class, of course. Keep that in mind, and surprise me with tickets later. I can't wait to be in the sky!
  • I'm pretty sure pickleball is the most confusingly named sport I've ever heard of. Where is the pickle? Is it inside the ball? What other sports does this weird era have?

Gift

• Classy! You dug a little deeper for this one, hey? I like it!

Poke

• Ahh! No no no! Every time someone tickles me, I accidentally roundhouse kick them in the face! Beware!

Upgrade to Acquaintance

1. Back for more? Listen, I know I've got boobs and teeth, and whatever else you might be into, but do you really want to go through the trouble?
2. Wow. Okay. Respect. We can hang out. You've got a weird underdog sort of thing going on.

Acquaintance

• Time Crystals sound pretty science-y. Unless they're weighted and can help with my training, I don't have much interest in helping you find them.

Talk

• I need to watch my mouth. If Zeus hears me wishing to be the fastest athlete, he might turn me into a horse! Zeus grants stupid wishes.
• How many push ups can you do? Come on, drop and give me twenty to start!
• Even if you DID get into the Olympics, you'd get disqualified before you even started. Your form is garbage. Here, watch how I do it.
• Not even going to offer me an Apollo-gy for beating me at my own race? Okay. I get it. May the best athlete win.
• You DO know the difference between Greece and oil, right? I'll give you a hint. I live in one, and I fight in the other!

Gift

• Classy! You dug a little deeper for this one, hey? I like it!

Poke

• Ahh! No no no! Every time someone tickles me, I accidentally roundhouse kick them in the face! Beware!

Upgrade to Friendzoned

1. Well, I don't have time to date a non-Olympian, so how does the Friendzone sound? Can your spectator butt handle that?
2. You're a glutton for punishment. So be it. I expect to hear your cheers over the rest of the crowd.

Friendzoned

• You sure know how to make an entrance! Have I mentioned I'm glad you're not competing against me in the Olympics?

Talk

• There's nothing I like better than a motivated person! I love a get-ship-done mentality. Work hard and play hard!
• Lots of people accuse me of being a tomboy, but I like pretty things, too. I can rock a pair of gold armbands with the best of them!
• I'm warning you - the next time you turn around, I'm gonna smack that bottom of yours. And I mean hard.
• What's cooking, good looking? It must be baklava, 'cause I think you're nutty. And delicious.
• Can I say something weird? I thought we were going to crash when you appeared on my track and it kind of turned me on. Adrenaline, yo. Not even once.
• Are you just going to talk all day, or are you going to make a move? Sheesh!
• You're sweet. But, like, supernaturally sweet. Like ambrosia. But accessible to mortals, I guess. This was way smoother in my head.

Gift

• Why do you do this? Are you trying to make me swoon? Well, no guarantees, but keep it up!

Poke

• Ahh! No no no! Every time someone tickles me, I accidentally roundhouse kick them in the face! Beware!

Upgrade to Awkward Besties

1. Okay, random story time. I had a dream about you. Not the sexy kind. The kind where you were selling me centaur insurance. You ever get dreams like that?
2. Hahaha! Sweet. Okay, so that's 2 out of 2 people. That means it's either normal or it's a sign from the gods that we need to get a centaur.

Awkward Besties

• You should ask me out today. Go out, come back in, and say something charming about how my beauty rivals that of Aphrodite. I'll wait.

Flirt

• I'm warning you - the next time you turn around, I'm gonna smack that bottom of yours. And I mean hard.
• What's cooking, good looking? It must be baklava, 'cause I think you're nutty. And delicious.
• Can I say something weird? I thought we were going to crash when you appeared on my track and it kind of turned me on. Adrenaline, yo. Not even once.
• Are you just going to talk all day, or are you going to make a move? Sheesh!
• You're sweet. But, like, supernaturally sweet. Like ambrosia. But accessible to mortals, I guess. This was way smoother in my head.
• We should dance like no one's watching! Because that guy with the wings and arrows is definitely watching. Closely. What's his problem?
• I like big stats, and I cannot lie! The other athletes can't deny! Seriously. If you like me, max out your strength training.
• When you kiss me, I get all these chills and butterflies and stuff. I think you send my humors out of whack.
• [Ancient Greece]
  • We should dance like no one's watching! Because that guy with the wings and arrows is definitely watching. Closely. What's his problem?
• [Baroque Era]
  • We should dance like no one's watching! Because the entire ballroom is definitely watching. And waiting for a show. No pressure.
• [1990s]
  • We should dance like no one's watching! Because everyone's definitely watching. I'm sure they can't help it. You have a timeless look to you!

Gift

• Why do you do this? Are you trying to make me swoon? Well, no guarantees, but keep it up!

Poke

• Ahh! No no no! Every time someone tickles me, I accidentally roundhouse kick them in the face! Beware!

Upgrade to Crush

1. Listen up, you Socra-tease! If you don't mind risking friendships by asking people out, I know at least ONE person who's pretty hot. And interested.
2. So what are you waiting for? Risk friendships. Date friends. Yeah.

Crush

• [Ancient Greece] I was just about to go scope out the competition. Wanna come with? I could use someone telling me my calves are the nicest.
• [Baroque Era] I was just about to go scope out the aqueducts... sorry, I mean the sewers. Wanna come with? I could use someone to help fight off all the rats.
• [1990s] I was just about to go scope out an aerobics class. Wanna come with? It looks colorful and bright... just my style!

Flirt

• Come on, let's wrestle! It's just physical enough that we can pretend we're not doing it just to touch each other. I'll get the oil!
• Boop! Got your nose! If you want it back, you'll have to face me in combat.
• Will you massage my neck? I'll pretend you're not checking me out while you do it.
• So, how do you feel about gals with rainbow colored hair who want to compete in the Olympics and ask you random loaded questions?
• You're so awesome, I'd follow you into a dumb wooden horse to trick our enemies! Just so you know.

Gift

• Thanks. Damn. I'm actually blushing here. What are you doing to me?

Poke

• Noooooo! BAHAHA! NO NO NO! STOP! You're out of line! Ahh haha!

Upgrade to Sweetheart

1. You know, I noticed the other day you have a nice butt. And you make me laugh. You wanna put that "getting back to your own time" thing on hold and go on a date with me?
2. Good. So I made the first move, so now you've got to do all the heavy lifting. Grab your most expensive cow. We're gonna trade it for stuff!

Sweetheart

• [Ancient Greece] Come on, champ, let's go out and fight a minotaur or something. You know you waaaaaaaanna!
• [Baroque Era] Come on, champ, let's go out and fight the wealthy! You know you waaaaaaaanna!
• [1990s] Come on, champ, let's go out and fight Mothman! You know you waaaaaaaanna!

Flirt

• Will you massage my neck? I'll pretend you're not checking me out while you do it.
• So, how do you feel about gals with rainbow colored hair who want to compete in the Olympics and ask you random loaded questions?
• You're so awesome, I'd follow you into a dumb wooden horse to trick our enemies! Just so you know.
• You make me feel... Is it dainty? No, that's dumb. You make me feel pretty and stuff. I hope you feel pretty too, haha!
• I don't really do the words thing, but I like you. And I want to do stuff to you.
• We don't need to overthink the date thing. I love going sightseeing in the woods, where we can get some fresh air.
• What's up? I was going to hit the gymnasium. Want to join? I'll be in traditional exercise wear! If you want a hint, it's not a tunic...

Gift

• Thanks. Damn. I'm actually blushing here. What are you doing to me?
• [Ancient Greece] Bam! Someone just got swindled! You'd better not blame me for how light your coin jar is getting - you've clearly gone crazy.
• [Baroque Era]Bam! Someone just got swindled! You'd better not blame me for how light your wallet is getting - you've clearly gone crazy.
• [1990s] Bam! Someone just got swindled! You'd better not blame me for how small your bank account is getting - you've clearly gone crazy.

Poke

• Noooooo! BAHAHA! NO NO NO! STOP! You're out of line! Ahh haha!

Upgrade to Girlfriend

1. Look, you need a girlfriend. And I'm willing to let you spend your time and energy on me. No no, don't thank me, it's the least I can do. You can thank me later.
2. Beauty! Now, umm... I've kind of been waiting for you to kiss me for, like, ever...

Girlfriend

• You make my heart race just standing next to you... You're like a great cardio workout that buys me dinner.

Flirt

• You make me feel... Is it dainty? No, that's dumb. You make me feel pretty and stuff. I hope you feel pretty too, haha!
• I don't really do the words thing, but I like you. And I want to do stuff to you.
• We don't need to overthink the date thing. I love going sightseeing in the woods, where we can get some fresh air.
• What's up? I was going to hit the gymnasium. Want to join? I'll be in traditional exercise wear! If you want a hint, it's not a tunic...

Gift

• [Ancient Greece] Bam! Someone just got swindled! You'd better not blame me for how light your coin jar is getting - you've clearly gone crazy.
• [Baroque Era]Bam! Someone just got swindled! You'd better not blame me for how light your wallet is getting - you've clearly gone crazy.
• [1990s] Bam! Someone just got swindled! You'd better not blame me for how small your bank account is getting - you've clearly gone crazy.

Poke

• Noooooo! BAHAHA! NO NO NO! STOP! You're out of line! Ahh haha!

Upgrade to Lover

1. I'm not the kind of person to stand in the way of someone else's goals, so I'm not going to tell you not to do any more time traveling. But I DO have something I need to say.
2. Okay, here goes. I like your sexy body and I think my love for you has progressed into full-blown Eros. Phew! Glad I got that off my chest!

Lover

• I play to win, sweetheart. And right now, I'm aiming for the olive wreath of your heart.

Seduce

• You've sure got a lot of hobbies. I have no idea how your schedule even works.
• I went jogging this morning, and I was about 5km from home before I realized my tunic was tucked into my underwear.
• If you were even 1% hotter, it could cause problems. Why? Because you're already nearly hotter than Hades!
• Hey, are we doing stuff today? Should I grab a cloak or an offering for the Gods?
• You notice how there's never any cool stories that start with, "Remember when we did that safe thing?"
• Oh man, I got stuffed in the barrel yesterday. Hmm. That sounded oddly sexual. What I meant was I was trying to reach the last olive and got stuck.
• Listen, I get a little insecure sometimes. Can we just touch base that things are good and we like each other's sexy bodies?
• You're neato. And I'm not very good with the talky talk.
• I feel like our relationship keeps getting deeper and deeper. Do you think so? Or am I just psyching myself up into a mania?
• [Ancient Greece]
  • Did I see you going to the temple of Apollo? Was the Oracle in? Not gonna lie. She freaks me out. But did she say anything about us?
  • We should go bait the sirens sometime! Nothing says "romantic date" like being lured towards a gruesome death and then surviving it!
  • Oh man, I must have slept-walked last night. Actually, more accurately, I slept-climbed Mount Olympus.
  • Listen. A new communal bath just opened up in town. Please take me there posthaste. I promise the view will be worth it.
• [Baroque Era]
  • I already know my future is leading me to wherever you're going. I don't need to hear it from an oracle! Besides, I think the ones in this era might be scammers...
  • We should go topple some statues sometime! Nothing says "romantic date" like causing public mayhem and trying not to get caught!
  • Oh man, I must have slept-walked last night. Actually, more accurately, I slept-won a croquet tournament.
  • Do people in this era just... not bathe? Everything stinks. Meet me down by the river with some soap in the dead of night. I promise it'll be worth your while...
• [1990s]
  • I already know my future is leading me to wherever you're going. I don't need to hear it from an oracle! Besides, I think the ones in this era might be scammers...
  • We should go skydiving together sometime! Nothing says "romantic date" like plummeting toward the Earth at terminal velocity.
  • Oh man, I must have slept-walked last night. Actually, more accurately, I slept-participated in a triathlon.
  • You're telling me... that we can have a hot shower any time we want? At the turn of a dial? Sign me up! Last one to the bathroom is a rotten egg!

Gift

• [Ancient Greece] Bam! Someone just got swindled! You'd better not blame me for how light your coin jar is getting - you've clearly gone crazy.
• [Baroque Era]Bam! Someone just got swindled! You'd better not blame me for how light your wallet is getting - you've clearly gone crazy.
• [1990s] Bam! Someone just got swindled! You'd better not blame me for how small your bank account is getting - you've clearly gone crazy.

Poke

• BRING IT! I've trained for this war, and now I am unstoppable! I... AM... IROOOOOOO!

Dates

• [Moonlight Stroll] Wow. Everything is way more romantic by moonlight. Maybe even burpees.
• [Movie Theater] Thanks for a lovely time. That's right, "lovely". I can use classy affectionate words too, ya know.
• [Sightseeing] I'm glad I don't have an Achilles' heel! Or weak ankles. I had a blast running around with you.
• [Beach] If you think you can win my heart by taking me to fun and exotic places, you are exactly right and I applaud your sharp, forward thinking.

Trivia

• Polly's Acquaintance dialogue in the Baroque era about petting cats is a reference to The Aristocats.
• Polly's Sweetheart dialogue in the Ancient Greece era about being on a roll is a reference to the song Zero to Hero from the movie Hercules.
• Polly's Lover dialogue in the Baroque era saying "I don't want to go" is a reference to the time-traveling Doctor from the series Doctor Who.
• Polly's Lover dialogue in the 1990s about Go Go Gadget is a reference to Inspector Gadget.
• Polly's Lover dialogue singing "Marshy, Marshy" is a remixed version of the song Daisy Bell.
• Bearverly's Friendzoned dialogue about selling car insurance is a reference to the gecko mascot of GEICO.
  • The company also has cavemen mascots.

Gallery

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  Polly Announcement

Dates

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  Polly's Moonlight Stroll
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  Polly's Beach Date
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  Polly's Sightseeing Date
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  Polly's Movie Theater Date
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  Bearverly's Moonlight Stroll
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  Bearverly's Beach Date
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  Bearverly's Sightseeing Date
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  Bearverly's Movie Theater Date
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  Vellatrix's Moonlight Stroll
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  Vellatrix's Beach Date
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  Vellatrix's Sightseeing Date
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  Vellatrix's Movie Theater Date
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  Shibuki's Moonlight Stroll
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  Shibuki's Beach Date
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  Shibuki's Sightseeing Date
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  Shibuki's Movie Theater Date
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  Honey's Moonlight Stroll
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  Honey's Beach Date
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  Honey's Sightseeing Date
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  Honey's Movie Theater Date