Willow

Willow is the twelfth (12th) Phone Fling girl in Crush Crush, unlocked by reaching Frenemy level with Nina. She is a member of the 'Passionate Cleaning Corps', a group of maids run by Nina, who was told to look for you, 'the Marshmallow Boss'.

She can be unlocked as a fully dateable girl via her Limited Time Event, or by purchasing her from the Phone Fling section of the Store. She is the seventieth (70th) addition to the main list.

Personality

Willow has strong feelings toward Nina and enjoys pretending her job is Very Important, especially since this helps make Nina happy. Willow is empathetic towards plants, and she appreciates when you play along with her pretending game.

Artbook

Willow is a dutiful and highly motivated maid who studied her craft at a prestigious academy in Paris. She lives to serve, and being a maid in her beloved Boss's mansion means so much more than just a paycheck to her. She takes real pride in her work and loves going above and beyond in all of her duties. You might even say she gets a personal thrill out of it...

Willow is well-spoken, girlishly flirty, and eager to please. She's a lover of all these clean and green, with great ambitions to be your best - and favorite - maid!

Messages

SFW version

Progress	SFW chat
1/24	'Allo?
2/24	I am hoping this is the right number for the 'Boss'?
3/24	Are you the 'Boss'?
(A)	That's going to be a big 'maybe' from me. Depending on who you are, and if I owe you money.
(B)	I'm not sure. There aren't many people who call me that. And the ones that do, don't really mean it...
4/24	Haha! No no no, there is no money owed. But if you are the 'Boss', you do pay me a reasonable salary.	Well well, whomever is using the title improperly should be "properly reprimanded"!
5/24	Allow me to explain.
6/24	My name is Willow, and I am the Lieutenant Commander Chamber Maid of the West Wing of your mansion. High ranking member of the PCC.
7/24	(Assuming you are my employer, of course.)
8/24	I am in charge of taking care of the Conservatory, as well as the Library and the Underground Lair.
9/24	Normally, Nina is my direct contact. But she is very hungover. And I have an urgent matter to take care of.
10/24	So - are you the one known as 'the Marshmallow Boss'? Mysterious billionaire philanthropist superhero?
11/24	Is this ringing a bell?
(A)	Wait, I have a West Wing? And a Library? Lt. Commander? PCC? So many questions!
(B)	'Nina being hung over' sounds like a really great reason for things not to be going smoothly!
12/24	Oooh, yes there is! I am not surprised you have not heard of me. You are VERY busy, I understand.	Hee hee! You're speaking the truth, for certain!
13/24	I will be happy to explain everything.	But we must text very quietly. Nina is full of fire, and can hear what you are typing from 100 meters away! Hee hee!
14/24	You may not be aware, but the PCC means 'Passionate Cleaning Corps'.
15/24	We are a society of maids that clean your house, make your coffees, and conquer your enemies.
16/24	(Tee hee! Just kidding! That last one is an inside joke.)
17/24	Nina - she likes to run everything like an army. So I am Lieutenant Commander Willow.
18/24	It's basically a fancy way of saying I need to do the windows, but not the dishes. Tee hee!
19/24	So, does this all make sense? Are your questions answered?
(A)	Wait. You're saying you're a 'passionate' maid, and there are many more working for me?
(B)	More or less. I wouldn't mind a little proof of what you're saying though...
20/24	Indeed! On my résumé I provided my certificates, a dozen references, and a recent headshot.	Oh! Of course. That is no trouble at all.
21/24	Wait just a moment. I will take a photo for you, to prove my identity...
Pause	12 hour pause
22/24	I have returned!
23/24	Here is a photo of me. <3
24/24	[Willow photo 1]
1/47	Hello!
(A)	Wonderful. It's nice to meet you Willow. And may I say - those windows look immaculate.
(B)	Wow! You're beautiful! Literally breathtaking!
2/47	Oooh. Thank you kindly! I take great pride in crystal clear windows!	Aaah. You flatter me! I'm blushing!
3/47	Alright, now that we are more formally introduced, I have to ask you an important question!
4/47	The new detergent we are using to wash the floors in the Conservatory - it turns out to be VERY bad for the plants!
5/47	My beautiful daffodils have wilted already. =(
6/47	And the ferns are looking so sad. They cry out for a hero!
7/47	I wish to wash the floors, by hand, with my own homemade lemon and olive oil cleaner. Then I shall order new detergent.
8/47	But in the world of 'Passionate Maids' this is what they call 'Going Rogue'.
9/47	I must observe the chain of command, but my superior officer is out of commission. Bothering her could spell disaster!
10/47	So I need permission, urgently!
(A)	You're asking permission to change detergents? Okay sure. That's cool.
(B)	This whole thing sounds like it'd make a great anime, by the way. Permission granted. Make it so.
11/47	Oooh, Thank you so much! You are like my knight in shining armor!	Ooo, thank you! You have no idea how relieved and happy you have made me!
12/47	Alright! I must move swiftly!
13/47	I shall report back when I have made progress.
14/47	Thank you again. You have made me a happy maid!
Pause	12 hour pause
15/47	Hey Boss!
16/47	I have an update for you!
17/47	The detergent has been vanquished. I am just doing a second pass to make sure there are no traces of its evil.
(A)	Excellent work. Show it no quarter. It must be purged, for the good of the ferns.
(B)	You sure do take this seriously.
18/47	Hee hee! Oh Boss, I love that you like to play along with me.	Hee hee hee! Of course I do!
19/47	Pretending that my work is so very important makes me smile, everyday. And it makes Nina happy. Which also makes me smile.	No no, I am of course joking. I like to pretend my work is very important, because I enjoy it, and it makes Nina happy.
Pause	4 hour pause
20/47	In truth, bothering the 'governor of the estate' for such an unimportant thing is strictly against the rules.
21/47	But I was so flustered and worried. I did not know what to do. I felt like I needed to do something immediately.
22/47	I had heard that you have a very good sense of humor. So I thought 'maybe I will just text and test my fate'.
23/47	I hope you are not angry or annoyed with me...
(A)	Willow, you're great. I'm stoked I got to meet you. I'd love to learn more about you.
(B)	To be honest, I find you beautiful, charming, and wonderful. And your work ethic is icing on the biscuit.
24/47	Oooh! I... I do not know what to say! I did not expect you to be so...	Oooh, surely you jest!
25/47	Chill?	You employ at least a dozen maids that are much more of all those things.
26/47	In the maid sorority, what we call the 'Barracks', there are many rumors about you.
27/47	They say you are quite the charmer. That you have a dozen girlfriends, at least.
28/47	Since we are so close now, you and I, I would love to know some of your secrets...
(A)	My secrets are yours to know. I wouldn't mind knowing a few of yours...
(B)	Go on.
29/47	Ooo! You know what they say - there are NO secrets a maid can keep from her beloved Boss...	Aaah, I am suddenly so nervous! I have imagined speaking to you many times, and now I am growing shy!
30/47	I shall ask you the question that is most upon my heart...
31/47	Do you think it is unwise to... Flirt with your employer?
(A)	I think in that situation, people should be really clear on their hopes, desires and boundaries.
(B)	It is. But I think at this point, you have clearance to continue.
32/47	Oooh! Very well put! This is exactly what I am always wondering about.	Oh! I...I am very happy to hear this!
33/47	Gracious! I am usually not so forward! Ha ha ha!
34/47	The truth is I have seen you around the grounds. Skydiving. Surfing. And... Brooding?
35/47	And I think you're so interesting and charming...
36/47	But I have no idea if you would even be interested. In someone so... Common.
37/47	So I have never had the bravery to ask. To even come up to you and speak.
38/47	Then today, I thought... To hell with it.
39/47	I will ask.
40/47	So... Would you ever be interested? In a date?
(A)	I would be more than interested, Willow. I'd save a thousand ferns, just to ask you out.
(B)	In a word: 'Yes'.
41/47	Eee! You are so sweet and silly! Ahh! I am very happy!	Oooh! You have a way with words. Or should I say - a way with word!
42/47	I am so pleased you feel that way...
43/47	Oh! I should give you an update on my progress! Just so you do not think I spend all day texting. Hee hee!
44/47	Please wait a bit. I wish to send you a picture of my progress.
45/47	I want to show you how hard I am working for you...
Pause	1 day pause
46/47	Alright, here it is. <3
47/47	[Willow photo 2]
1/40	Do you like what you see?
(A)	I am loving what I'm seeing...
(B)	That floor looks perfect. Also - your body is a miracle.
2/40	Hee hee! I am blushing again!	Hee hee! Here is that famous charm, yes? You know exactly how to compliment a woman... Start with her elbow grease!
3/40	I know it sounds very silly...
4/40	But I have always found being a maid to be sort of...
5/40	Romantic?
6/40	Perhaps it is just a fetish. Or maybe my head is not on quite right.
7/40	But for many years, I have imagined taking care of someone.
8/40	And I've had... "creative ideas". Would you... Like to hear them?
(A)	To be frank, I'm down for whatever you want to talk about. I'm enjoying the chat.
(B)	I'm a great listener.
9/40	Aww! I wasn't expecting that answer.	You certainly are. Which is my favorite quality in a person!
10/40	Maybe, another time, we can have tea and crumpets. Talk about the local sports team, tee hee!	(And is totally NOT me admitting that I'll chat your ear off if you give me half a chance in person. Hahaha!)
11/40	Okay okay, I've gotten a bit sidetracked. Let me get in the zone.
12/40	I have this fantasy that there's someone that I'm supposed to take care of...
13/40	Waking them in the morning, with a coffee and kiss.
14/40	Tidying their rooms and things while they watch me.
15/40	Imagining them imagining me...
16/40	I have dreamed that, while I am doing the dishes...
17/40	They sneak up behind me.
18/40	They wrap their arms around me. Ooh! I am surprised!
19/40	And they take a deep breath of my hair, and my neck...
20/40	They pull me in, tightly. They are so strong.
21/40	I am lost in a dream. Everything moves slowly...
22/40	We laugh. We kiss. We caress.
23/40	And, somehow, the feather duster comes between us.
24/40	I blame you. You blame me. For a moment, everything is pure silliness.
25/40	Finally we decide that we should seize this opportunity.
26/40	And then there is a great deal of tickling and other, much more scandalous foolishness.
27/40	And I love it all so much.
28/40	Do you think it is silly?
29/40	Or... maybe possible, someday?
(A)	It is definitely not silly. In fact... I'm pretty sure it's my fantasy now too.
(B)	I would love to find out.
30/40	Ah ha ha! I am so happy and tingly now!	Then maybe, someday, we shall find out together...
31/40	Thank you.
32/40	I have indulged so much in this conversation.
33/40	It is unfair to you to take up so much of your time.
34/40	So... Thanks. A thousand times.
35/40	Before I go, I will send you one more gift.
36/40	So that you can imagine me...
37/40	Hold that thought...
Pause	2 days pause
38/40	Here you are.
39/40	A morsel for your imagination, from my own...
40/40	[Willow photo 3]
1/∞	If you ever see me, please let this be my invitation.
2/∞	But for now... Good night...
3/∞	Boss.

Moist version

The NSFW conversation diverges from the SFW conversation immediately at the first answer prompt (3/24).

Progress	Moist and Uncensored chat
1/24	'Allo?
2/24	I am hoping this is the right number for the 'Boss'?
3/24	Are you the 'Boss'?
(A)	Hells yes I'm the Boss.
(B)	Probably. 'Boss' is default for me. More info please.
4/24	Ahh! Just what a Boss would say! I'm thinking I'm on the right track here.	Of course! I'd be pleased to tell you more.
5/24	Allow me to explain.
6/24	My name is Willow, and I am the Lieutenant Commander Chamber Maid of the West Wing of your mansion. High ranking member of the PCC.
7/24	(Assuming you are my employer, of course.)
8/24	I am in charge of taking care of the Conservatory, as well as the Library and the Underground Lair.
9/24	Normally, Nina is my direct contact. But she is very hungover. And I have an urgent matter to take care of.
10/24	So - are you the one known as 'the Marshmallow Boss'? Mysterious billionaire philanthropist superhero?
11/24	Is this ringing a bell?
(A)	Wait, I have a West Wing? And a Library? Lt. Commander? PCC? So many questions!
(B)	'Nina being hung over' sounds like a really great reason for things not to be going smoothly!
12/24	Oooh, yes there is! I am not surprised you have not heard of me. You are VERY busy, I understand.	Hee hee! You're speaking the truth, for certain!
13/24	I will be happy to explain everything.
14/24	You may not be aware, but the PCC means 'Passionate Cleaning Corps'.
15/24	We are a society of maids that clean your house, make your coffees, and conquer your enemies.
16/24	(Tee hee! Just kidding! That last one is an inside joke.)
17/24	Nina - she likes to run everything like an army. So I am Lieutenant Commander Willow.
18/24	It's basically a fancy way of saying I need to do the windows, but not the dishes. Tee hee!
19/24	So, does this all make sense? Are your questions answered?
(A)	Wait. You're saying you're a 'passionate' maid, and there are many more working for me?
(B)	More or less. I wouldn't mind a little proof of what you're saying though...
20/24	Indeed! On my résumé I provided my certificates, a dozen references, and a recent headshot.	Oh! Of course. That is no trouble at all.
21/24	Wait just a moment. I will take a photo for you, to prove my identity...
Pause	12 hour pause
22/24	I have returned!
23/24	Here is a photo of me. <3
24/24	[Willow photo 1]
1/47	Hello!
(A)	Wonderful. It's nice to meet you Willow. And I may say - those windows look immaculate.
(B)	Wow! You're beautiful! Literally breathtaking!
2/47	Oooh. Thank you kindly! I take great pride in crystal clear windows!	Aaah. You flatter me! I'm blushing!
3/47	Alright, now that we are more formally introduced, I have to ask you an important question!
4/47	The new detergent we are using to wash the floors in the Conservatory - it turns out to be VERY bad for the plants!
5/47	My beautiful daffodils have wilted already. =(
6/47	And the ferns are looking so sad. They cry out for a hero!
7/47	I wish to wash the floors, by hand, with my own homemade lemon and olive oil cleaner. Then I shall order new detergent.
8/47	But in the world of 'Passionate Maids' this is what they call 'Going Rogue'.
9/47	I must observe the chain of command, but my superior officer is out of commission. Bothering her could spell disaster!
10/47	So I need permission, urgently!
(A)	You're asking permission to change detergents? Okay sure. That's cool.
(B)	This whole thing sounds like it'd make a great anime, by the way. Permission granted. Make it so.
11/47	Oooh, Thank you so much! You are like my knight in shining armor!	Ooo, thank you! you have no idea how relieved and happy you have made me!
12/47	Alright! I must move swiftly!
13/47	I shall report back when I have made progress.
14/47	Thank you again. You have made me a happy maid!
Pause	12 hour pause
15/47	Hey Boss!
16/47	I have an update for you!
17/47	The detergent has been vanquished. I am just doing a second pass to make sure there are no traces of its evil.
(A)	Excellent work. Show it no quarter. It must be purged, for the good of the ferns.
(B)	You sure do take this seriously.
18/47	Hee hee! Oh Boss, I love that you like to play along with me.	Hee hee hee! Of course I do!
19/47	Pretending that my work is so very important makes me smile, everyday. And it makes Nina happy. Which also makes me smile.	No no, I am of course joking. I like to pretend my work is very important, because I enjoy it, and it makes Nina happy.
Pause	4 hour pause
20/47	In truth, bothering the 'governor of the estate' for such an unimportant thing is strictly against the rules.
21/47	But I was so flustered and worried. I did not know what to do. I felt like I needed to do something immediately.
22/47	I had heard that you have a very good sense of humor. So I thought 'maybe I will just text and test my fate'.
23/47	I hope you are not angry or annoyed with me...
(A)	Willow, you're great. I'm stoked I got to meet you. I'd love to learn more about you.
(B)	To be honest, I find you beautiful, charming, and wonderful. And your work ethic is icing on the biscuit.
24/47	Oooh! I... I do not know what to say! I did not expect you to be so...	Oooh, surely you jest!
25/47	Chill?	You employ at least a dozen maids that are much more of those things.
26/47	In the maid sorority, what we call the 'Barracks', there are many rumors about you.
27/47	They say you are quite the charmer. That you have a dozen girlfriends, at least.
28/47	Since we are so close now, you and I, I would love to know some of your secrets...
(A)	I literally can't say no to a beautiful woman. It's against my nature.
(B)	There are definitely a few secrets of yours I would love to see, myself.
29/47	Hee hee! I know all about 'nature'. Mine is... always curious.	Ooooh! Maybe I shall show you the secrets you wish to see...
30/47	I shall ask you the question that is most upon my heart...
31/47	Do you think it is unwise to... Flirt with your employer?
(A)	I think that people should be super upfront on their intentions. And then they should get naked.
(B)	I think that I like where this conversation is going...
32/47	Aaah! You are so scandalous! Ha ha ha!	So do I...
33/47	Gracious! I am usually not so forward! Ha ha ha!
34/47	The truth is I have seen you around the grounds. Skydiving. Surfing. And... Brooding?
35/47	And I think you're so interesting and charming...
36/47	But I have no idea if you would even be interested. In someone so... Common.
37/47	So I have never had the bravery to ask. To even come up to you and speak.
38/47	Then today, I thought... To hell with it.
39/47	I will ask.
40/47	So... Would you ever be interested? In a date?
(A)	Oh yes.
(B)	I'd be interested in more than a date. And it would still involve that outfit, and a feather duster.
41/47	Ooooh, you just gave me goosebumps. Hee hee!	Ooo! Oh my! You are so naughty!
42/47	I am so pleased you feel that way...
43/47	Oh! I should give you an update on my progress! Just so you do not think I spend all day texting. Hee hee!
44/47	Please wait a bit. I wish to send you a picture of my progress.
45/47	I want to show you how hard I am working for you...
Pause	1 day pause
46/47	Alright, here it is. <3
47/47	[NSFW photo]
1/40	Is everything to your liking...
(A)	Yes. But I can easily imagine a few improvements.
(B)	The only problem is that I'm not kissing and sucking those breasts...
2/40	Ooh! I can think of a few improvements myself!	Oh yes! I wish it were so!
3/40	I know it sounds very silly...
4/40	But I have always found being a maid to be sort of...
5/40	Romantic?
6/40	Perhaps it is just a fetish. Or maybe my head is not on quite right.
7/40	But for many years, I have imagined taking care of someone.
8/40	And I've had... Fantasies. Would you... Like to hear them?
(A)	After that last photo, you're already starring in a few of mine. So it's only fair you share yours.
(B)	Hahaha! Oh man, I actually yelled 'YES!' at my phone. Please, yes, do tell.
9/40	Tee hee! Well, if I'm being honest, I'm generally more comfortable flashing the ladies than opening my feelings.	Hahaha! I talk to the telly much more often than I care to admit.
10/40	I don't know if that makes me super posh, or old fashioned, or whatever. But I'm flattered all the same.	If there's one technology I hope for in the future, it's personable electronics. Maybe even REALLY personable. Tee hee!
11/40	Okay okay, I've gotten a bit sidetracked. Let me get in the zone.
12/40	I have this fantasy that there's someone that I'm supposed to take care of...
13/40	Waking them in the morning, with a coffee and kiss. Touching them. Loving them.
14/40	Tidying their rooms and things while they watch me.
15/40	Imagining them imagining me...
16/40	I have dreamed that, while I am doing the dishes...
17/40	They sneak up behind me.
18/40	They hug me. I feel their body touching mine.
19/40	And they take a deep breath of my hair, and my neck...
20/40	Their hands wander into my dress. They touch me underneath. They cradle my breasts...
21/40	And I let them have me. My hand wanders to the back of their neck.
22/40	I kiss them. They lick me and touch me, and utterly possess me.
23/40	We make love.
24/40	They are even, maybe, a little rough? Hahaha!
25/40	And when it is all over?
26/40	I draw a bath, and I wash them. I gently scrub their skin. My fingertips explore them. Care for them.
27/40	I have had this fantasy for many many years.
28/40	Do you think it is silly?
29/40	Or... maybe possible, someday?
(A)	Babe - I want you too. Badly.
(B)	I'll show you who's boss...
30/40	Ohh, I want you to take me...	Yes! I want you to show me!
31/40	I...
32/40	I have been touching myself this whole time.
33/40	I have just climaxed, imagining you.
34/40	So... Thanks. A thousand times.
35/40	Before I go, I will send you one more gift.
36/40	So that you can imagine me...
37/40	Hold that thought...
Pause	2 day pause
38/40	Here you are.
39/40	My fantasy, made flesh...
40/40	[NSFW photo]
1/∞	If you ever see me, please let this be my invitation.
2/∞	But for now... Good night...
3/∞	Boss.

Second Conversation

SFW Second Conversation

Progress	SFW chat
1/67	Allo again!
2/67	I am still thinking of you <3
3/67	I haven't seen you around the mansion so much lately...
(A)	My bad. I'm constantly getting lost in there. Haven't been able to find the same room twice...
(B)	I'm hustling 24/7 babe! Mansions don't come cheap.
4/67	Oh my goodness!	Tsk tsk! You work so much!
5/67	I understand. It is a big, BIG mansion. Maybe you need a guide?	You deserve to take a break and enjoy the delights of your home.
6/67	I happen to know my way around, if you'd like...	The pool, the trampoline room, the big staircase with the super-polished handrail for sliding down...
7/67	But wait! This is not why I messaged you!
8/67	Before any distractions, we must determine whether I please you.
9/67	It's very important!
(A)	What do you mean by that, exactly?
(B)	Oh, I'm certainly pleased by you.
10/67	According to the PCC guidebook, a chamber maid's work should be assessed every six months.	Tee hee! Oh, you make me blush! But this was not entirely meant as a flirtation...
11/67	It's time for my performance review, Boss!
(A)	Oh! Um. I didn't prepare anything...
(B)	10/10 would hire again.
12/67	In that case, you will have to speak from your heart.	I'm very happy to hear that!
13/67	I welcome feedback of all kinds!	But don't you know I'm an overachiever? I want to score 11/10, at least!
14/67	I don't just want to meet your expectations, I want to exceed them!
(A)	I do love your enthusiasm.
(B)	Hmm. Let me think...
15/67	Thank you! Caring deeply about my work is what keeps my day interesting.	Yes, of course!
16/67	That, and daydreaming about my beloved Boss...	Think long and hard about me, Boss...
17/67	*Ahem*
18/67	So, do you have any feedback for me?
(A)	Well, I'd say your communication skills need work. As in, you should message me more often.
(B)	Yes. I deeply appreciate your level of professionalism.
19/67	Oooh! This is an excellent idea.	Oh! Yes, thank you!
20/67	There is always so much going on. I would be happy to keep you more "in the loop".	I worry I maybe push the boundaries of "professionalism" sometimes, but if you like it, then I am glad!
21/67	What else?
(A)	I like your initiative. You should initiate things more often.
(B)	Well, your work seems impressively thorough.
22/67	Wonderful! Knowing I have your trust will make me very confident in my decisions.	I am grateful that you've noticed!
23/67	This is true for work-related topics, as well as more personal topics!	I try very hard to pay close attention to detail, and leave no job unfinished!
24/67	If you take my meaning ;) Tee hee!
(A)	I think I do, but maybe you should explain it to me just in case.
(B)	I'll take more than just your meaning, if you're picking up what I'm putting down.
25/67	Ooohh, I think you are teasing me! Hee hee hee...	As your maid, is it my job to pick up whatever you put down!
26/67	Suffice it to say, I deeply enjoy mixing business with pleasure.	I am especially eager to do this for you, because picking things up is a task which often requires bending over. Hee hee!
27/67	Just to be sure - this is okay with you? Yes?
(A)	Yes. More than okay. Please pursue me harder.
(B)	You have my permission to proceed with reckless abandon.
28/67	Yes, Boss!	Eee! You are like a dream!
29/67	Oooh, but we are becoming distracted again!
30/67	We must focus on the performance review!
(A)	Oh, right. On a scale of 1-5, how would you rate your work ethic?
(B)	To do this right, I might need to observe you during one of your shifts.
31/67	I would rate myself a 6.9 out of 5, at least!	But of course! Why didn't I think of this?
32/67	Oops, there I go being an overachiever again!	You can see firsthand my skills with a feather duster.
33/67	I simply cannot help it. I would do anything to please my beloved Boss <3	And how shiny I can make a floor - so shiny it is reflective!
Pause	5 minutes pause
34/67	Oh!
35/67	You are probably also wondering about the plants in the Conservatory!
36/67	I am pleased to report that they are doing VERY well with my new super-green cleaning regimen.
37/67	In the Library, I've had all the books rearranged according to the Dewey Decimal Classification system, so things are much easier to find.
38/67	And I am in the process of redecorating your Underground Lair!
39/67	The new color scheme is black, white, and lime green. I hope you'll like it. <3
(A)	Wow. I'm giving you an "exceptional" in the category of productivity.
(B)	Sounds like you have a lot on your plate. Are you sure it isn't too much?
40/67	Oooh! Thank you!	Not at all!
41/67	I love to be productive.	Working makes me very happy.
42/67	But oh, there's more! Nina has expanded my responsibilities since we last spoke!
(A)	What does she have you doing?
(B)	She must think very highly of you.
43/67	Eee, I am very excited to tell you!	Either that, or she is trying to keep me busy because I am competing for your affection!
44/67	It is something very, very tasty...	Luckily for me, I think you will like my new responsibility very much.
45/67	In addition to my regular duties in the West Wing of your mansion, I am now also in charge of...
46/67	The Dessert Kitchen!
(A)	Ooo. I bet you're the sweetest thing in there.
(B)	Wait... I have a whole kitchen specifically for desserts?
47/67	Teehee! But how can you know for sure before you have tasted the new menu?	Yes! It is the most beautiful of all your kitchens!
48/67	Truly, your chefs make the finest confections! They're incomparable!	Tee hee... I am honored to oversee the creation of so many pretty confections <3
Pause	30 minutes pause
49/67	I did not know I would like this position so much.
50/67	My duties include creating the elegant cupcake displays, arranging the elaborate fruit baskets in the grand foyer, and wrapping the heart-shaped chocolates to be placed on your pillow each night <3
51/67	And my favorite thing - sampling the desserts. For quality assurance purposes, of course!
(A)	It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it.
(B)	I definitely appreciate quality.
52/67	Tee hee! Yes! And I am so, so happy to be the one.	Only the best for you, Boss. <3
53/67	In fact, if you were to request a private dessert experience, it would be my responsibility to serve you!
54/67	And so I have already been practicing! Piping cute messages in tempered chocolate onto little cakes for you...
55/67	Arranging the most delectable treats onto platters in ways I imagine would please you...
56/67	I like to daydream that you are relaxing in your chair, and I am feeding you bits of cake and dollops of ice cream.
57/67	I would love to do that for you. To make you feel special and taken care of.
58/67	Oooo...
59/67	If I continue flirting with you, then I really won't get much more work done today.
60/67	I will lose so many points!
(A)	I won't tell your boss. Oh wait...
(B)	You've been flirting with me? I didn't notice.
61/67	Hee hee hee!	Then I will have to try even harder next time!
62/67	I really do have some urgent tasks to complete, but I will message you again soon.
63/67	Thank you for the wonderful performance review, Boss.
64/67	I am so happy to hear that you are pleased with my work.
65/67	For now, I will leave you with this...
66/67	A picture of what my little fantasy might look like.
67/67	[Willow photo 4]
1/∞	One day, I hope to serve you just like this <3
2/∞	Then you will really be able to decide what is sweeter.
3/∞	Me, or the dessert?
4/∞	Ta ta for now.

NSFW Second Conversation

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Progress	Moist and Uncensored chat
1/67	Allo again!
2/67	I am still thining of you <3
3/67	I haven't seen you around the mansion so much lately...
(A)	My bad. I'm constantly getting lost in there. Haven't been able to find the same room twice...
(B)	I'm hustling 24/7 babe! Mansions don't come cheap.
4/24	Oh my goodness!	Tsk tsk! You work so much!

Third Conversation

SFW Conversation

Progress	SFW chat
1/50	Oh, Boss!
2/50	I am so sorry it has taken me so long to message you again!
3/50	It has been complete chaos around here. And now I have a very important question to ask you!
4/50	The contractors urgently need to know how big you want your new pool.
5/50	You know, the one you intend to fill with money for swimming in, like the cartoon duck?
(A)	I don't remember requesting that, but it sounds lit. As for size… Surprise me?
(B)	At least 164 feet with a minimum of 8 lanes. And don't forget the tube slide!
6/50	Ahh... Okay! I will make up some numbers and hope for the best. We will all be surprised!	Oh, of course! I have already hired the world's leading slide architect to oversee this project.
7/50	Okay, I will let the contractors know right away!
8/50	Oh, and the completion date on the new wing has been pushed back again - I hope that's not too much of a problem.
9/50	(Goodness, I can't wait for this to be over. There is so much extra dust from all the construction that I've had to increase my vacuuming to three times per day!)
(A)	It's cool. I mean, when is construction ever finished on time, amirite?
(B)	Three times per day!? My poor Willow!
10/50	It is good that you are so relaxed about these things!	Oh, but it is not so bad!
11/50	Sometimes I forget how to breathe when there is too much going on.	I have the robot vacuums helping me as well.
12/50	I should ask Nina for advice. She always seems so mellow and happy, doesn't she? Especially after 5 o'clock!	Including that funny one that screams when it runs into things!
Pause	45 minutes pause
13/50	Phew! I am practically run off my feet, but at least the contractors have been spoken to, and things are on track.
14/50	Anyway, I think that all the extra dust and stress will be worth it.
15/50	Once the new wing is complete, with the fizzy-lifting drink room, the anti-gravity archery range, and Nina's quartz parkade, we'll finally have the Genius World Record for biggest house ever built!
16/50	Won't that be something to celebrate?
(A)	Nina's quartz parkade?
(B)	Tbh I had no idea any of this was going on.
17/50	Yes! For her personal collection of nice cars?	Tee hee! Boss, you are so funny.
18/50	She said you approved it! I'm sure you can remember, no?	I understand, there is always so much happening in your life.
19/50	It must be very hard for you to keep track of everything.
20/50	It's okay. That's what you have me for <3
(A)	Are you SURE you're not taking on too much responsibility?
(B)	I honestly don't know what I'd do without you, Willow.
21/50	No no, I told you! I love my work!	You make it sound like your life would fall apart!
22/50	And... Well... Okay, maybe I am stretched thin, just a little.	No no, I am sure you would be fine.
23/50	But it is only while the new wing is being constructed! Once that is complete, and the new staff have been assigned, then I will return to a normal workload.	Especially because you have Nina, and so many other staff too!
24/50	In fact, I'm in the process of training a group of new maids!
(A)	New maids? Are they cute?
(B)	New maids? I don't even want to know how outnumbered I am at this point.
25/50	Boss! Are you trying to make me jealous?	Hee hee! If we wanted to commit mutiny, you would certainly be doomed!
26/50	Because it is working XD Tee hee!	But of all the ways to go, conquered by an army of pretty maids wouldn't be too bad, I think.
Pause	5 minutes pause
27/50	The training is going okay so far, but they do still have a lot to learn.
28/50	To be honest... It's been a little frustrating.
29/50	I am constantly correcting their silly mistakes.
30/50	As much as I try to teach them, it is in one ear and then out the other!
(A)	Oh? How so?
(B)	Maybe they just weren't "maid" to be housekeepers.
31/50	Well, for example...	I am starting to think so!
32/50	Last week, I tasked a girl with stripping the bedsheets. Do you know what she did?
33/50	She tore those sheets right up - into strips!
34/50	And yesterday, the same girl had the audacity to argue with me in front of the other junior maids.
35/50	She insisted it was wrong to dust the furniture, and that we should be "un-dusting" it instead!
36/50	Have you ever heard such a thing!?
(A)	Unacceptable! No one disrespects Lieutenant Commander Willow like that!
(B)	I kind of see her point...
37/50	I swear, if something like this happens one more time I'll...	Well, it's not at all standard housekeeping terminology.
38/50	I have no idea what I will do!	I was flabbergasted, to say the least!
39/50	Goodness, maybe I am a bit frazzled lately.
(A)	You need to take the evening off. That's an order.
(B)	You're amazing at what you do, Willow. You'll get them trained up soon enough.
40/50	Oh, Boss. I can see that you are worried about me <3	I'm grateful to you for saying so, Boss.
41/50	Thankfully, I will be able to relax soon.
42/50	I only have one task left for today!
43/50	I've got to scrub the bathroom floors, and then I'm done.
(A)	That'll take you all night! I own, like, 42 bathrooms!
(B)	Can't you get one of the junior maids to do it?
44/50	Ha ha, silly! I am only responsible for the bathrooms in the West Wing, not all of them.	If only! Do you think they will scrub as hard as I will? No!
45/50	It won't take so long.	I cannot bring myself to trust them, not yet.
46/50	I just need to collect my cleaning supplies, set up my camera - to record myself demonstrating the proper cleaning technique, for the junior maids, of course - and I'll be ready to scrub-a-dub-dub!
(A)	I wouldn't mind a copy of that footage...
(B)	You really do go above and beyond. I hope they appreciate you as much as I do.
47/50	Hee hee!	Speaking of above and beyond...
48/50	Maybe I will take a special snapshot for you now?	I wouldn't mind your feedback on my camera set up.
Pause	6 hours pause
49/50	I have certain angles I would like to show you... And only you.	Do you think this is a good angle for demonstrating my cleaning technique?
50/50	[Willow photo 5]
(A)	Oh my.
(B)	Yeah, this should definitely not be used for training purposes.
1/∞	Hee hee! Just the reaction I was hoping for - speechlessness!	Tee hee hee! Of course, of course.
2/∞	What can I say?	I know better than that.
3/∞	I like to tease you almost as much as I like to dream of you.	I may have my little fantasies here and there, but I know how to separate work and pleasure.
4/∞	But at the end of the day, I just want to make you so happy, Boss <3	I just happen to know how to combine them as well ;)
(A)	I've decided to award you with "employee of the month".
(B)	You're amazing and I don't deserve you.
5/∞	Ooo, I love that! I get to have my picture hung in the staff room, yes?	You do! You deserve all of me and more.
6/∞	You are the best boss ever <3
7/∞	I wish I could keep talking with you forever...
8/∞	But I should probably focus now on getting these floors cleaned!
(A)	Oh yeah. Clean those floors real good.
(B)	I understand. Keep me posted.
9/∞	Hee hee, no worries there!	As you wish, Boss!
10/∞	Mwah!

Fourth Conversation

SFW Conversation

Progress	SFW chat
1/54	Good morning...
2/54	I dreamed of you last night...
3/54	I dreamed we went on a romantic carriage ride... You leaned in to kiss me...
4/54	And then...
5/54	I woke up!
6/54	It was so very disappointing =(
(A)	I had a dream like that too! Except you were a dancing feather duster, and I was on fire.
(B)	Ugh, talk about an alarm clock block.
7/54	Oh my goodness! That sounds terrifying!	It's true, I was so mad at my alarm clock! Grrr.
8/54	I am very scared of fire. This is why I only ever use battery operated candles in the mansion.	I pushed the off button MUCH more forcefully than usual.
9/54	Unless... Your dream was like a metaphor?	And then I felt a little guilty, and apologized.
10/54	Like you are on fire with passion for me!	Now I am needing to work, and all I can do is remember my dream... The dream that ended too soon...
11/54	Oooo, I truly can't stop thinking of you this way!
12/54	My desire only gets stronger and stronger as time passes.
13/54	It is as though I have... Marshmallow fever!
(A)	Did you look that up on WebMed?
(B)	Ah yes. I'm sorry to tell you this, but there is no cure.
14/54	Tee hee! I admit to self-diagnosing. It's a very rare and mysterious disease, you see.	Oh my goodness! So I'm doomed to a life of chronic adoration for you?
15/54	(Or maybe not so rare, considering how many people swoon when you're around!)	I wish you had broken the news a little more gently. Like, in person, with a gentle touch...
Pause	10 hours pause
16/54	Hmm.
17/54	Maybe there are some special home remedies I could try?
18/54	What do you think? Any ideas?
(A)	You mean like a nice cup of tea? That always helps me feel better.
(B)	I could try to kiss it better for you. Or would that make it worse?
19/54	That might work, if you promise to share it with me <3	We should find out! I definitely want to find out.
20/54	A little exposure therapy can go a long way, you know.
21/54	Spending time with you...
22/54	Showing you physical affection...
23/54	I might finally be able to feel satisfied that this flirtation between us is real.
24/54	I mean, really real.
(A)	It's definitely real, Willow. I like you a lot.
(B)	Good point. How do I know you're not a highly sophisticated bot?
25/54	You have made my heart go pitter-patter.	Do you mean like a robot maid? Like the one from that very old space cartoon!
26/54	I have never had conversations like this through texting before.	Oooh, no, of course you mean a chat bot.
27/54	I'm even starting to wonder if maybe it is more than a crush...	Well, I think I have sent you enough pictures of myself to prove that I am a real girl =)
Pause	10 minutes pause
28/54	Ahh, I am so glad that it is quiet in the mansion today.
29/54	Or, at least, in my part of the mansion.
30/54	Nina reassigned the junior maids early, and has them all scrubbing her parkade top-to-bottom.
(A)	Oh yeah. I keep meaning to ask her about that.
(B)	That must be a weight off your shoulders.
31/54	I am sure she will be excited to show it to you =)	It is.
32/54	I am spending my day cleaning my favorite room - the Conservatory.
33/54	The sun is shining through the glass. I'm surrounded by my precious flowers, which smell SO incredible.
34/54	And it's just so peaceful in here. No one ever comes in.
35/54	I can take my time - misting the plants...
36/54	Shining the windows...
37/54	Lost in my daydreams...
(A)	Daydreams about... Me?
(B)	That does sound quite nice.
38/54	Yes, always!	Oh yes!
39/54	Sometimes I pretend...
40/54	Wait!
41/54	Before I say this, do you promise you won't laugh?
(A)	Of course I won't laugh, are you kidding?
(B)	I can't promise I won't laugh, but I promise I'll lie if I do.
42/54	Sometimes, I just get so nervous to talk about my little fantasies!	I suppose that is close enough XD
43/54	I just don't want you to think I am strange.
44/54	But... I think you like it when I tell you about my love for cleaning and caretaking, yes?
45/54	So I will go on.
46/54	Sometimes... I pretend that I am a girl like Cinderella!
47/54	I sing while I am cleaning, and dance around with my mop like I'm at a magical ball.
48/54	I imagine that I'm in a pretty dress, and that the mop is really you <3
(A)	Aww, that's adorable.
(B)	That's actually pretty romantic.
49/54	Hee hee! Maybe it is silly, but I like a little romance to go with my sensuality.	A girl can love both sensuality and romance, can't she?
50/54	The thing is...
Pause	24 hours pause
51/54	Like I said before, I am thinking of you in a romantic way more and more, lately.
52/54	I am not sure... What to do.
53/54	Except try to make you fall for me through my pictures! Heehee!
54/54	[Willow photo 6]
1/∞	Here I am, dancing the night away.
2/∞	You don't mind a little bit of flirty dancing, do you?
(A)	Holy kitchen sponge. You are mop dead gorgeous. Like more than usual.
(B)	Not at all, Willow. Not at all.
3/∞	Awww, Boss!	I will keep practicing.
4/∞	You are starting to fall for me! <3	Maybe one day we can dance together like this <3
5/∞	Hee hee hee <3<3
6/∞	My heart is so full.
7/∞	Sometimes I still can't believe you are so chill. So open to talking with someone like me and listening to my silliness.
8/∞	It just makes me adore you so much more.
(A)	One day, our schedules will line up...
(B)	I'm certainly growing increasingly fond of you too.
9/∞	Maybe I will have to do some tampering with your agenda!	I'm so glad <3
10/∞	I would have to sneak into Nina's office to get access to it, though.	I must say, having some alone time in the Conservatory has really cheered me up since my unhappy morning.
11/∞	And I would definitely have to tamper with my own to-do list...	I feel much better about tackling the rest of my day now.
12/∞	Honestly, my to-do list is about a mile long right now.
13/∞	I've got to renew your kidnapping and ransom insurance, exercise the zebras, and oh! That expensive painting of the giraffe wearing many bowties is supposed to be delivered today.
(A)	That's it. I've decided to give you a raise.
(B)	You should quit your stupid job and run away with me.
14/∞	Oh, Boss! You are so generous!	Ah ha ha! You are so funny, Boss.
15/∞	Come and visit me in the West Wing sometime, won't you?
16/∞	In fact, come and visit me in the Conservatory.
17/∞	I'll show you all those rare and beautiful flowers, the ones that smell so good.
18/∞	Don't say you'll think about it, or you'll try to find the time!
19/∞	Just look forward to the day we meet.
20/∞	<3
21/∞	Au revoir!

Fifth Conversation

SFW Conversation

Progress	SFW chat
1/∞	Allo, Boss!
2/∞	I hope it is still allowed for me to text you like this.
3/∞	I do not know if it is the odd hours I keep or the cleaning fumes...
4/∞	But I seem to have completely lost track of time.
5/∞	Just how long has it been since we last corresponded?
6/∞	An hour? A week? A month? I could not tell you!
7/∞	And so now I worry the same arrangement will not apply!
(A)	You are ALWAYS welcome. No matter how long it's been.
(B)	Oh, it applies, alright. And then some!
8/∞	You are too kind, Boss.	Ohh, "and then some"! That sounds intriguing!
9/∞	Thank you for being so understanding.
10/∞	I suppose I have just been so busy with my work...
11/∞	But never too busy to miss you, I swear!
(A)	Awww Willow, I miss you too!
(B)	Jeeze, that boss of yours is a taskmaster! Why don't they give you a day off already?
12/∞	You do? But you are so busy all the time. Way busier than me!	Even if they gave me one I wouldn't take it.
13/∞	You must really miss me then, hehe!	When you love your work, every day is already a vacation.
14/∞	So... Forgive me if it is presumptuous to ask...
15/∞	But do you remember the last time we talked?
(A)	How could I forget?
(B)	Oh, I remember. I remember lots of things...
16/∞	Now I am curious to know what about our conversations made them especially memorable for you...	And what things are those I wonder?
17/∞	No, do not answer that!
18/∞	Hehe, now I have made myself blush.
19/∞	I messaged you today for a reason, and I must not let myself get distracted!
20/∞	Last time we talked, I invited you to come visit me in the west wing.
(A)	Refresh my memory: I said yes, right? Because if I didn't, I'm saying it now!
(B)	For you, I'd visit the 3rd floor bathroom that hasn't been redone since '77 - the one with carpets.
21/∞	Then I will accept your answer now!	PLEASE do not tell me such a room really exists! I would hate to think in all our renovations, we overlooked such an abomination!
22/∞	I so dearly want to show you what I've done with the conservatory, Boss!
23/∞	I dreamed of the day the stars - and more importantly our schedules - would align.
24/∞	But I am not a dreamer, I am a cleaner!
25/∞	And cleaners are doers, who make their own dreams come true!
26/∞	Which is why I now have a confession to make...
(A)	Heck yeah! When girls wanna confess something to me, it almost always ends in us smooching!
(B)	Uh-oh... Am I going to be doing damage control with Nina later?
27/∞	I can only hope that is the outcome this time...	Maybe...
28/∞	You see, Boss...
29/∞	You are so busy, your jobs and hobbies and dates take up every time slot in your day planner!
30/∞	You know, the one that Nina keeps on her person at all times? And guards with her life?
(A)	Keeping me on schedule is just one more way she gets to boss me around.
(B)	With her life?! Whatever I'm paying her, it's not enough!
31/∞	Don't pretend like you don't like it, Boss. We all do.	Buying her a few hundred more cars might be a start, but we both know you cannot put a price on that level of dedication.
32/∞	That's just how Nina is.
33/∞	She would never allow for inaccuracies in your day planner.
34/∞	Ones that, just for an example, might lead you to believe a day is busier than it actually is.
35/∞	Unless I snuck into her room in the dead of night, stole the planner out from under her pillow...
36/∞	And then blocked off some time for a non-existent meeting with the shareholders of a non-existent company.
37/∞	Because I was hoping I could entice you into spending that time with me instead...
(A)	You... betrayed Nina? For me? I'm honored!
(B)	Aw, I was looking forward to that meeting with the shareholders of Totally Real Biz Inc.
38/∞	Oh please, do not use such a term to describe it!	Y-you were?!
39/∞	For it to be a betrayal, I would have to be acting against Nina's wishes.	You are not being sarcastic again, are you?
40/∞	And I know she is as much in favor of you getting some downtime as I am!	You musn't toy with me that way! I trust you so implicitly I take everything you say at face value.
41/∞	Now please, tell me, knowing the whole truth of what I have done...
42/∞	Can you ever forgive me?
43/∞	I beg of you, do not keep me held in this sweet torturous suspense any longer!
(A)	You're SO forgiven, Willow, and I'm already on my way to the West Wing to meet you!
(B)	You put so much effort into making our meeting happen, it'd be a shame not to come and meet you now!
44/∞	Gasp! So soon!	Oh, stop! I have only put as much effort into this as I put into all other aspects of my work here.
45/∞	I hope I am ready for you!	And speaking of which...
46/∞	I have just a few more tasks to attend to before I can leave my post without guilt.
47/∞	But eee!
48/∞	This is really, finally, happening!
49/∞	I have been so looking forward to it, I pruned all the plants and waxed and polished the floors just for the occasion!
50/∞	But oh! I have neglected to tend to my personal grooming with the same care and attention to detail!
51/∞	I must go and make myself ready for you at once!
52/∞	See you soon!

Dialogue List

First Meeting

1. You're waiting for Willow in the West Wing of your mansion, although she seems to be running behind schedule. No problem, you can make your own fun in the meantime!
2. Grabbing ten bottles of your finest wine, you set yourself up an impromptu bowling alley. You wind up to bowl what should be the first of MANY strikes...
3. But you forgot the floor has been freshly waxed and polished!
4. Beloved boss's noggin -- CRUSHED!

Adversary

• Eeeek! Boss! Are you all right? Are you bleeding? Can you tell me what year it is? How many feather dusters am I holding up?

Sorry

• Oh, nooo! Wicked, bad, naughty Willow!
• I have shamed my entire esteemed profession! I shall hand in my badge and broom at once.
• Now I know why the Passionate Cleaning Corps stresses the importance of punctuality! I always thought it was just because workaholic Nina couldn't stand to see anyone else sleeping in...
• How many fingers am I holding up?
• Oh, that's right. It goes, "Wax on, wax OFF!" Silly me...

Gift

• You got me a gift, Boss? But all I gave you was a concussion!

Poke

• Boss! Not while I am handling your most fragile antiques!

Upgrade to Nuisance

1. You might be the one with the concussion, but the blame for it is on my head!
2. I should have done my due diligence and put up my "CAUTION: FRESHLY WAXED FLOORS, NO BOWLING" sign!

You Unlocked Willow!

Nuisance

• Oh, Boss, you're hurt, and it's all my fault!

Sorry

• How many fingers am I holding up?
• Oh, that's right. It goes, "Wax on, wax OFF!" Silly me...
• I suppose now you can at least admire my floors up close. Look, they're so shiny you can see your reflection! Why, you can even see the little birds circling your head! Tweet tweet!
• You... aren't going to tell Nina about this, are you? Disciplinary protocols in the PCC are... Well... Let's just say all of us maids simultaneously crave and fear an evening in Nina's "Fun"geon!
• Boss, you are so good-hearted and forgiving... I only wish I could follow your example and forgive myself!
• When I said I would clean your clock, Boss, this is not what I had in mind!

Gift

• You got me a gift, Boss? But all I gave you was a concussion!

Poke

• Yes, Boss? May I be of service? Some dusting, perhaps? Or would you like a souffle? Pie and pudding "en flambe"?

Upgrade to Frenemy

1. Does it hurt terribly? And please do not lie to spare my feelings... I must know the truth in case I need to call for medical assistance!
2. Are you sure you are alright? Because I would be neglecting my sacred duties as your chambermaid if you were in need and I failed to act...

Willow is your Frenemy now!

Frenemy

• Shall we still go ahead with our "tour"? Let's see: if you look to your right, and then down, you will see the very spot I nearly lost my job! Moving on, to the left we have the conservatory doors...

Sorry

• Boss, you are so good-hearted and forgiving... I only wish I could follow your example and forgive myself!
• When I said I would clean your clock, Boss, this is not what I had in mind!
• I feared the worst, boss! Miss Willow, in the West Wing, with the floor waxer!
• Maybe we should tour the East Wing of the mansion instead. I have it on good authority that the Lieutenant Commander Chamber Maid over there is much less concerned with the shine of her floors.
• Oh dear... You may have forgiven me for the bonk on the head, Boss, but just you wait until you see my "retail therapy" bill after I took a trip to the plant nursery to cheer myself up!
• Boss! I have something very important to ask you... Pine scent, or citrus?
• I have been considering upgrading my dessert skills. Nina mentioned you knew a buxom baker with a flair for sweets--do you think she would take on a new student? I'm very eager to learn!

Gift

• Thank you, Boss! You really didn't need to go to all this trouble on my behalf, though!

Poke

• Yes, Boss? May I be of service? Some dusting, perhaps? Or would you like a souffle? Pie and pudding "en flambe"?

Upgrade to Acquaintance

1. I just can't help thinking... Had I not waxed the floors so well, that bowling ball would have crushed those wine bottles instead of your head. Things would have turned out very differently!
2. All that wine over my clean floors... Maybe I would have been mad at you instead of at myself? Ha! As if I could ever be mad at you, Boss.

Willow is your Acquaintance!

Acquaintance

• It is a common misconception that all French maids must come from France. We do all need to attend the Academie de l'Art Domestique in Paris, though. Otherwise, you are just a Sparkling Housecleaner.

Talk

• Oh dear... You may have forgiven me for the bonk on the head, Boss, but just you wait until you see my "retail therapy" bill after I took a trip to the plant nursery to cheer myself up!
• Boss! I have something very important to ask you... Pine scent, or citrus?
• I have been considering upgrading my dessert skills. Nina mentioned you knew a buxom baker with a flair for sweets--do you think she would take on a new student? I'm very eager to learn!
• Sometimes when I try to delegate to my PCC subordinates, they tease me by saying, "But I am le tired!" I do not understand. I am not French, and even if I were, I am sure they do not say "le tired"!
• If I had a million dollars, I would buy you only the fanciest dijon ketchup-ups! Hehehe, I would.
• People think to be a French maid one must simply wear a frilly little costume. No! To truly be a French maid is a way of life! And a four year degree and apprenticeship in Paris!

Gift

• Thank you, Boss! You really didn't need to go to all this trouble on my behalf, though!

Poke

• Yes, Boss? May I be of service? Some dusting, perhaps? Or would you like a souffle? Pie and pudding "en flambe"?
• Oh, Boss! You polish me like I am made of silver! Heeheehee!

Upgrade to Friendzoned

1. I must say, I nearly regretted my boldness in inviting you here to my humble little West Wing after everything that transpired...
2. But now I am overjoyed, because not only have I finally gotten to meet you in person as I have dreamed about, but I have seen first hand what a forgiving and good-tempered boss you are!

You're in the Friendzone with Willow!

Friendzoned

• I am so excited to see you, Boss, I wet my plants! Hehe, oh I saw that on a rude fridge magnet!

Talk

• Put my service to the test!
• In French, a common petname for the one you love is "my little cabbage", and I think that's beautiful. Not to mention doubly affectionate when I say it, on account of how dearly I love plants!
• I think back on that starry-eyed girl attending the prestigious Parisian Academie de l'Art Domestique, dreaming of donning the lace cap and apron. If only she could see how far I have come!
• After my years studying to be a French maid, you would think my grasp of the language would be better, but at least my Franglais is en pointe!
• Elle had an interesting question for me the other day. What do they call French Maids in France? I never thought to ask!

Gift

• For me? A-are you sure? But I have nothing to give you in return!

Poke

• Yes, Boss? May I be of service? Some dusting, perhaps? Or would you like a souffle? Pie and pudding "en flambe"?
• Oh, Boss! You polish me like I am made of silver! Heeheehee!

Upgrade to Awkward Besties

1. By Nina's grace, you will always be my boss, but perhaps now we could also consider one another... friends?
2. Hehe, I was going to say "perhaps more than friends" but I was worried it might be a little too forward for my station. If you want to express such a sentiment, however...

Willow is your Awkward Bestie!

Awkward Besties

• Are you a feather duster, Boss? Because I am just tickled to see you!

Flirt

• I think back on that starry-eyed girl attending the prestigious Parisian Academie de l'Art Domestique, dreaming of donning the lace cap and apron. If only she could see how far I have come!
• After my years studying to be a French maid, you would think my grasp of the language would be better, but at least my Franglais is en pointe!
• Elle had an interesting question for me the other day. What do they call French Maids in France? I never thought to ask!
• I may seem sweet, Boss, but I am very protective of my plants! Anyone who messes with them will find out for themselves why the word "maid" is just one letter off from "mad"!
• To excel in my field of work, one must be good at dusting, polishing the silver, defensive martial arts, and of course, giggling flirtatiously with the boss! ...Teehee!
• I do so love a good locked room mystery! Especially when the maid or butler did it, hehe! ...Not that I would ever! Ever ever ever! Ever... ever? Ever!
• I found a roll of hundred dollar bills in your jeans, Boss! Good thing I checked your pockets before I put them through the washing machine. I would hate to be convicted of money laundering!

Gift

• For me? A-are you sure? But I have nothing to give you in return!

Poke

• Oh, Boss! You polish me like I am made of silver! Heeheehee!
• With hands as talented as those, you are lucky you are my boss and I the employee! Otherwise I would have to put you to work at once!

Upgrade to Crush

1. I hope you are finding everything to your liking, Boss?
2. Oh good! I pride myself on being as tidy and aesthetically pleasing as the rooms I clean. I... want to know I make you happy, Boss.

Willow has a Crush on you!

Crush

• Boss! I was not expecting you, or else I would have taken time to make myself more presentable! I just hope my stockings aren't dirty from scrubbing the floor on my hands and knees...

Flirt

• A French maid's skirt by regulation is very short, but I bet you are still wondering what I am hiding underneath... A lace garter to hold a spare microfiber cloth, of course!
• Growing up, I always thought "There must be more than this provincial life!" Now that I am here with you, I know it to be true!
• You know, I think all the best things in life are French. French bread, French maids, French kissing...
• So many girls you know seem like they stepped straight out of a sci-fi story! I'm surprised I'm not a robot maid like in old cartoons! Unless... am I one of those robots who do not know they are a robot?!
• I would not say this to just anyone, but if you wanted to be a bit messier from time to time, I would welcome the opportunity to tidy up after you more often...
• Is this my feather duster, or am I just happy to see you? Heehee, it is both!

Gift

• It's one thing to be generous with one's wealth, Boss, but this gift also shows generosity of spirit! Thank you!

Poke

• Oh, Boss! You polish me like I am made of silver! Heeheehee!
• With hands as talented as those, you are lucky you are my boss and I the employee! Otherwise I would have to put you to work at once!

Upgrade to Sweetheart

1. Being your chambermaid is so much more than a job to me. I feel like there is this sacred bond of trust and affection between us.
2. Maybe I am only being silly, but thank you for letting me speak my truth anyway. It means so much just to know you see me for what's in my heart!

You and Willow are Sweethearts. Awww.

Sweetheart

• Oh good! You're here! I have been waiting for ages to pick up this clutter so that you can enjoy the view while I do it. You know, because I'll be doing so much bending over...?

Flirt

• So many girls you know seem like they stepped straight out of a sci-fi story! I'm surprised I'm not a robot maid like in old cartoons! Unless... am I one of those robots who do not know they are a robot?!
• I would not say this to just anyone, but if you wanted to be a bit messier from time to time, I would welcome the opportunity to tidy up after you more often...
• Is this my feather duster, or am I just happy to see you? Heehee, it is both!
• Are you hoping for a position in the PCC, Boss? Because you are sweeping me off my feet!
• Being Lieutenant Commander Chamber Maid is so important to me, sometimes I forget to be anything else! If I were just Willow, what would I do? Who would I be? I want to say... pod... casts?
• My schoolgirl days in Paris left me with a taste for pain au chocolat, but now I am grown, and a certified maid. The flaky pastry crumbs that get everywhere drive me crazy! It's a real conundrum!

Gift

• It's one thing to be generous with one's wealth, Boss, but this gift also shows generosity of spirit! Thank you!

Poke

• With hands as talented as those, you are lucky you are my boss and I the employee! Otherwise I would have to put you to work at once!
• Heeheeheehee! Boss! You will cause me to make undignified noises!

Upgrade to Girlfriend

1. It's as clear as freshly squeegeed glass that we are now so much more than employer and employee. But with your permission, I'd like to still call you Boss...
2. Thank you, Boss! It's just that every time I say it, it gives me a little thrill, like a shiver up my spine. I'm just so happy to serve you and I never want that to change!

Willow is your Girlfriend now!

Girlfriend

• I only use eco-friendly, 100% non-toxic products, so it can't be cleaning fumes making me lightheaded. Which only leaves one other possibility... Boss, YOU take my breath away!

Flirt

• Are you hoping for a position in the PCC, Boss? Because you are sweeping me off my feet!
• Being Lieutenant Commander Chamber Maid is so important to me, sometimes I forget to be anything else! If I were just Willow, what would I do? Who would I be? I want to say... pod... casts?
• My schoolgirl days in Paris left me with a taste for pain au chocolat, but now I am grown, and a certified maid. The flaky pastry crumbs that get everywhere drive me crazy! It's a real conundrum!
• Ask me about my white glove service... teehee!

Gift

• I can't wait to dust this every day! And no, that was not sarcasm. Because every time I dust it, I get to look at it and think of you!

Poke

• With hands as talented as those, you are lucky you are my boss and I the employee! Otherwise I would have to put you to work at once!
• Heeheeheehee! Boss! You will cause me to make undignified noises!

Upgrade to Lover

1. I feel as though... even if I left the PCC, what you and I have with one another would not change. I would serve and love you no matter what. Would you... want that?
2. Good! Because I have a lot of paid time off accrued, and I am taking a vacation starting... Hmmmm... Now! And I want to spend every minute of it with you!

Willow is in Love with you!

Lover

• I'm still at your beck and call, Boss. Just say the word and I'll make all your dreams come true...
• You look as if you could use some extra special service. Oh, alright, you always look that way to me.
• If you don't need anything cleaned, I am also really good at standing around looking pretty! That's the French Maid Difference (tm).
• You wanna know a secret, Boss? I love pampering you so much, that by spoiling you, you could say I'm also spoiling myself! Hehe!
• Just the person I wanted to see! I have a new dessert recipe for you to try. It's a very special chocolate ganache that's meant to be poured on something other than a sundae...
• Can I get you something? Anything at all? And I do mean anything...
• (Naked) Want to prank Nina by getting hand prints all over her clean windows? It doesn't have to be just hand prints. In fact, I was thinking you could press me up against one from behind...
• (Naked) Allo Boss! I just finished making your bed. Want to mess it up again?
• (Naked) Sorry, Boss. I got a little overzealous with my laundry responsibilities today and now both of us are stuck with nothing to wear because it's all in the wash. Oops!

Seduce

• Ask me about my white glove service... teehee!
• My affection for you is overflowing! No, no need to get the paper towels. I meant that metaphorically!
• I would love to spoon feed you something sweet. Any ideas?
• I always loved serving you, Boss, but now I love... you!
• If you'd like to tip your chambermaid, I have a few suggestions that won't cost you a franc!
• I did some research on exotic plants with aphrodisiac qualities and made a few new acquisitions for your conservatory. Care for a private tour?
• Given the development of our relationship, I have some ideas for new ways I'd love to serve you, Boss. And if I may make a suggestion, I'd like to keep my uniform... on...
• Hey, Boss. I have an idea for a little game for us. How about, just for today, while I do my cleaning I also... "Do ze accent"? Tres sexy, non? Heehee!
• I want to take you to France, show you where I went to school, eat with you at the little bistro I used to frequent, bring you to all the best museums... So what do you say? Can we leave tonight?
• I know I should discourage you showing me favoritism, but I must say, the nights I spend in your bedchamber are such a nice change from the PCC barracks. I won't say who, but some of the maids snore!
• I've cross-pollinated a new variety of rose. It has a perfume with notes of chocolate and strawberries... and lime green petals, naturally! Would you like to meet her? I'm sure she'll love you!
• You have a little spot of whipped cream next to your lip right there. No, there. Oh, you almost had it that time, but it's still there. May I?
• I'd love to serve you breakfast in bed. In fact, I'd love to serve you... in bed. Hehe!
• I thought being on vacation from my PCC responsibilities would be a nice relaxing change. But just today I was shopping in an upscale boutique... and suddenly found myself folding the couture!
• I have been hard at work practicing my poker face for the next time Nina challenges me to a game. I'd show you my progress, but I can't look at you without breaking out in a silly lovesick smile!
• I'm making a list of potential hobbies besides serving you. So far I have: knitting, yoga, jigsaw puzzles, chainsaw carving, online makeup tutorials, and learning the accordion. So what do you think?
• Why yes, I do wear frilly panties to match my cap and apron. I take uniform standards very seriously!
• I ordered myself a little treat from France. Some wine, some chocolat, and a bottle of fine perfume, which I couldn't wait to dab on my neck. It's subtle, so don't be afraid to get in close...
• I have a surprise for you! I arranged with Nina to have an actual bowling alley built in the West Wing. With lanes and pins that aren't wine bottles a-and everything!
• When you love your job - and your boss - as much as I do, do you even need a vacation? Oh, you still do? Very well. Could I at least fluff your pillows though?
• Are you a cleaning product mascot? Because you are sexy in a way that is totally uncalled for... and I love it!
• There's a new PCC member I'd like to introduce you to, Boss! His name is Sherman, and he's your new robot vacuum! I gave him googly eyes so he can see where he's going and not fall down the stairs, hehe!
• Boss, I'm "maid about you"! Why, you could even say we were... "maid for each other"?
• Now that I have free time, I decided to start my own podcast to share my French training with the world! Too many amateurs are posting "cleaning hacks" that are actually poisonous gas recipes! Eugh!
• I spent so much time cleaning one wing of your mansion, I never explored the rest of it! Did you know you have a home theater with hot tubs instead of seating?
• I have been considering wearing a uniform that is a little hmm... lower cut? I just think it would make Nina smile! Wink wink!
• (Naked) Boss, you seem to really enjoy watching me polishing your silver. Would you like me to show you some other even better ways I'm good with my hands?
• (Naked) Little known fact, but I am also rather adept at licking things clean. Would you like a demonstration?
• (Naked) I've been testing a new dessert presentation in the kitchen. It's me, like this, but with an assortment of seasonal fruits and fresh whipped cream artfully arranged... on my body.
• (Naked) Who dropped these marbles all over the ballroom floor? Now I shall have to spend my entire afternoon trying to pick them all up! Bending over... Crawling around on all fours...
• (Naked) I see why Nina likes strip poker so much! Someone should really tell her if you like being nude, you don't actually need an excuse! Not that I'm complaining, hehe!
• (Naked) In the PCC we play our own game called Strip Stemware. We clean all your crystal, and for every water spot you miss, you have to take off an item of clothing! I lost on purpose, of course.
• (Naked) And to think... I had waxed the floor in hopes you would use its reflective shine to look up my skirt. How well things have truly turned out for me!
• (Naked) I love to be naked while I tend to the conservatory. With my green hair, it feels... right to be au naturel. Like I'm just one of the plants!
• (Naked) You know, those sacks of soil I keep in the conservatory are surprisingly comfortable, and I've been promised that the plants won't tell anyone what we get up to in there...
• (Naked) I wanted to really get into the mindset of being off duty, so I hung up my uniform. Turns out I work so much, I don't really own any other clothes! But you don't mind, do you? Hehe!

Gift

• I can't wait to dust this every day! And no, that was not sarcasm. Because every time I dust it, I get to look at it and think of you!
• Oh, Boss! I haven't seen one of these since my schooldays in Paris! How did you know?
• Hehe, are you planning on adding a new wing to the mansion for me to store all these gifts, Boss?
• Now I am on vacation, I will have time to enjoy all these lovely gifts properly! Which one should I start with, hmm? My favorite has always been the picture of you, which I kiss, then wipe clean, every day!
• Boss, you spoil me. Please allow me to spoil you back...
• [School Uniform] Do you like it? It's the uniform from my days in the prestigious Parisian Academie de l'Art Domestique. Do you want to roleplay as my professor of sweeping things under the rug?
• [Bathing Suit] Oh la la! Are we going to the beach? Or maybe... your private pool? The third one, you know, on the eighth floor of the West Wing? The one with the mirrored ceiling...?
• [Diamond Ring] You know the old saying, "For richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health?" I think I will add, "In cleanliness and in clutter" to our vows, hehe!
• [Holiday Outfit] Don't you dare give me the holidays off, Boss. I want to wear this while I pour your eggnog and serve you a festive breakfast in bed!
• [Lingerie] Ohh, I like this! Maybe if you put in a word with Nina this could be my new work uniform? Or maybe we should keep it just for ourselves, for... "private" service?
• [Birthday Suit] You want me to clean like this? I'm not really that sort of maid, but for you, I'd be delighted to add to my repertoire...

Poke

• Heeheeheehee! Boss! You will cause me to make undignified noises!
• Well, I hope you enjoy watching me squirm and giggle as much as I enjoy being tickled by you! Teehee!
• Heheeheeheehee! Boss! Bosssss!
• (Naked) Oh, Boss, when you touch me like that you make me want to get on my knees and do things other than scrub the floor...
• (Naked) That settles it! Since it is now my day off, you can finish what you've started and have a turn giving me a full body rub! Take your time on my feet, if you please!
• (Naked) Ooohhh, Boss. You are cheeky today! Don't stop!
• (Naked) Heheheehehe! Naughty Boss! Persist, and I will be forced to use my feather duster on you!

Sex Scene

1. Did I mention that as a part of my studies I did four semesters of ballet? Willow proudly demonstrates her ballerina flexibility just for you, her beloved boss. And in return, you fulfill all her fantasies - the ones where she indulges your every whim.
2. Willow may have always fantasized about serving you, but that doesn't mean you can't still service her... Which you do. Multiple times. "So it's true," she says afterwards with a giggle. "It is as good to receive as it is to give! Maybe we can trade backrubs next?"

Dates

• [Moonlight Stroll] Thank you for getting me out of the mansion! I love my work, but I love a romantic moonlit stroll just as much.
• [Movie Theater] A film about a maid who wins the heart of her boss? Are you telling me something? I sure hope so!
• [Sightseeing] Oh alright, technically I do not work here. But it is a romantic sight to see a pretty girl sweeping away leaves from the steps of a temple, no? Also, I am a neat freak and cannot help myself!
• [Beach] I am telling you, Boss, it was fun for me to hold the beach umbrella for you! Just because I am off the clock, does not mean I leave behind my love of serving you!

Dialogue about Ayeka

• Oh no! Someone replaced my fertilizer spray with herbicide! I very nearly committed a mass plant murder!
• Is there a painting crew at work somewhere in the mansion, Boss? Because I found sticky red footprints all through the hall!
• That was close! Someone got ahold of my Megamaid Vacuum and switched her from "suck" to "blow"! I nearly shot dust all over the room! Why would a vacuum even have such a setting?
• I am going to have to be a lot more vigilant overseeing your desserts, Boss. Someone tried to sneak some durian into your fruit plate! I'd hate for you to think I served you it without checking first!
• I don't know who was on ironing duty this week, but all my aprons have burn marks! Not to mention it smells like they used lighter fluid instead of starch!
• Boss, may I please request temporary authority to order strangers to leave the premises? There is a shady looking mess-maker lurking about...

Requirement Table

Relationship Level	Requirements				Completion Reward
	Affection	Requirement 2	Requirement 3	Requirement 4
Adversary	50,000	Lvl 45 Motivation	100x Reset Boost	1 Shell	0.32×
Nuisance	1,250,000	Lvl 49 Suave	1 Rose	-	0.48×
Frenemy	43,750,000	Lvl 52 Mysterious	1 Hand Lotion	-	0.64×
Acquaintance	1,968,750,000	Lvl 54 Motivation	1 Book	-	0.80×
Friendzoned	108,281,250,000	Lvl 56 Suave	20 Moonlight Stroll	Nina at Lover	0.96×
Awkward Besties	6.496875 × 1012 (~6.5 Trillion)	Lvl 60 Mysterious	30 Beach	-	1.12×
Crush	422.296875 × 1012 (~422.3 Trillion)	Lvl 65 Motivation	50 Sightseeing	-	1.28×
Sweetheart	29.560781250 × 1015 (~29.56 Quadrillion)	Lvl 70 Suave	100 Movie Theater	-	1.44×
Girlfriend	2.21705859375 × 1018 (~2.22 Quintillion)	Lvl 73 Mysterious	1 New Car	-	1.60×
Lover	You did it!

Adversary	Req.s	50,000 Affection
		Lvl 45 Motivation
		100x Reset Boost
		1 Shell
	Reward	0.32×
Nuisance	Req.s	1,250,000 Affection
		Lvl 49 Suave
		1 Rose
		-
	Reward	0.48×
Frenemy	Req.s	43,750,000 Affection
		Lvl 52 Mysterious
		1 Hand Lotion
		-
	Reward	0.64×
Acquaintance	Req.s	1,968,750,000 Affection
		Lvl 54 Motivation
		1 Book
		-
	Reward	0.80×
Friendzoned	Req.s	108,281,250,000 Affection
		Lvl 56 Suave
		20 Moonlight Stroll
		Nina at Lover
	Reward	0.96×
Awkward Besties	Req.s	6.496875 × 1012 (~6.5 Trillion) Affection
		Lvl 60 Mysterious
		30 Beach
		-
	Reward	1.12×
Crush	Req.s	422.296875 × 1012 (~422.3 Trillion) Affection
		Lvl 65 Motivation
		50 Sightseeing
		-
	Reward	1.28×
Sweetheart	Req.s	29.560781250 × 1015 (~29.56 Quadrillion) Affection
		Lvl 70 Suave
		100 Movie Theater
		-
	Reward	1.44×
Girlfriend	Req.s	2.21705859375 × 1018 (~2.22 Quintillion) Affection
		Lvl 73 Mysterious
		1 New Car
		-
	Reward	1.60×
Lover	You did it!

Trivia

• Willow's full title is "Lieutenant Commander Chamber Maid of the West Wing".
• Willow's appearance in October and her message about Nina getting hungover (including Nina's Unique Outfit) makes it seem that Nina was having fun (too much fun) in the Oktoberfest festival and ended up being very hungover for work. She wasn't able to take command towards Willow and the other Maids in the PCC, so Willow has no other option but to contact you, which is a good reason to start her conversation with you.
• The word "Fantasies" is misspelled as "Fantasties" in-game (8/40). It's unclear if this is purposeful or not.

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