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Eli is the fourth (4th) guy to appear in Blush Blush. He is unlocked by reaching level 7 in the Karaoke (Outgoing) hobby.

Eli is turned into a pegasus and jumps on stage at a karaoke event with you.

Personality

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Eli is extremely flamboyant and straightforward, more than ready to tell you what he's interested in doing with you. He is also the first guy to express positivity towards his transformation, talking about how fabulous he has become since being turned into a pegasus. He often comes off as sassy, making snarky comments about dates, gifts, and even the way you dress.

Despite his goofy demeanor, Eli cares about how you feel and encourages getting things off your chest. He offers emotional support and fun to distract you from the sad things in your life.

Dialogue List

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First Meeting

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  1. One night, as you're out for your weekly Karaoke extravaganza, you're right in the middle of your favorite Rhapsody when a fabulous pegasus takes the stage with you!
  2. "Beeyotch! This is my JAM! GALILEOOO!!!!!" You and the Pegasus proceed to nail every note and bring down the house. It's only later that you remember that pegasi aren't real - this is one of the cursed boys!
  3. When you offer help, the Pegasus laughs. "Well if turning me into a fabul-horse was your convoluted plan for taking me out on a date... then mission accomplished you delicious little marshmallow! Time for adventure!"

Relationship Dialogue

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Relationship Dialogue

Adversary

Pop-up Dialogue

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  • Careful! Don't sneak up behind me. I'm told I might kick unexpectedly. It's too risky. Even I'm not gonna do it.
  • You'll have to excuse me, my voice is a little horse. HAHAHA!
  • The next person who asks me "Why the long face?" is getting a spanking! I guess you can take that as a threat or an offer...
  • No worries, friend. My unexpected transformation has granted me an unalienable right to "horsing around". Tee hee! Puns are hilarious!
  • You've mistaken me for someone else luv! Happens all the time. I just have one of those faces, you know? Like a horse face?
  • More like "Leg-asus", am I right? Look at these gams I'm rocking now. I need four hoof-friendly Louboutins stat!
  • That tickle was bad. Pick your least favorite Star Wars episode. It was that one.
  • Wow! This present is somehow both tacky and strangely pretentious! This is the gift equivalent of dividing by zero.

Upgrade to Acquaintance

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  1. Before we continue, I'm gonna need a few "gestures" to prove your good will. Start by rubbing your tummy, patting your head, and licking your elbow.
  2. JK sweetheart, we can hang. Tee hee! I'm such a b-word!

Acquaintance

Pop-up Dialogue

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  • Want to know what a gay pegasus eats? It's HAAAAAAAAAY!
  • Don't get your panties in a twist, sweetheart. Life is full of ups and downs. Ups and downs. Ups and downs. What were we talking about again?
  • Thanks for the help dearie, but maybe no thanks? What if you try to change me back, and I wind up as something... less fabulous. I don't think I could bear it!
  • Turn that frown into a gown, Cinderella. What's a little polymorphing among friends, yes? I'm no less fabulous, as you can see.
  • My dear sweet poppet. You look stressed. Come - I shall take you to a sacred place of healing... Rufio, my manicurist.
  • My name is Eli, and it is my very sincere pleasure to meet you. I suppose if we are to be friends, you and I, we can now admit our darkest secrets to each other. You go first!
  • [Same as Adversary]
  • Not bad. But real talk? If you're gonna be my sugar bear, you might need a little training montage or something.

Upgrade to Frenemy

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  1. Ahh, I see the two assassins I sent to kill you have failed. Very well. Let us make peace. Handshake!
  2. Aha! That handshake was poisoned! Okay nevermind. I'm bored now. Let's get smoothies.
  3. [With 'Friend' picture]

Frenemy

Pop-up Dialogue

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  • Alas - on my endless quest for tail, I now have one. Actually, alas nothing. I am significantly pleased by this.
  • [Same as Acquaintance]
  • [Same as Acquaintance]
  • [Same as Acquaintance]

Upgrade to Friendzone

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  1. I just realized that we're barely acquainted! Quick, tell me something about yourself. Are you into yaoi?
  2. Hee hee! That was meta humor. You see - breaking the fourth wall is a fun writing device in works of fiction.

Friendzone

Pop-up Dialogue

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  • I feel like going into the salon and just telling them to F my S up. You know? Challenge them to increase the crazy going on up there?
  • So your plan is to break the curse with the power of love? I do say, I believe I have stumbled into an anime! How exciting! When do we smooch?
  • Well, if it is my heart you must capture, you shall have to cast a wide net. A net made of glitter, pillow fights and tequila shots!
  • The bright side of all this curse nonsense is that I'm ten times the spectacle than I was before. Take THAT Katy Perry!
  • Alright, let's dish some gossip and improve our dreary lives. Guess who's a total cuddle slut? Tee hee! It's me!
  • Oh boy. I might be the animal here, but you're the one who got dressed in a barn. Let's do the responsible thing, and go shopping!
  • Don't be shy darling. I'm a bit of a pendulum - I swing both ways. If you've got a friendly smile and a hard body, I wouldn't mind a snuggle.
  • [Same as Adversary, Acquaintance, & Frenemy]
  • [Same as Acquaintance, & Frenemy]

Upgrade to Awkward Besties

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  1. Ooh! You think a kiss might break the curse? Let's do it! Just allow me one last chance to admire my tail...
  2. It's so pretty. And much more comfortable than the ones I'm used to...
  3. [With "Kiss" picture] Before you can offer to kiss Eli, to help break the spell, he grabs you and makes out with you a bit. It works! He changes (mostly) back. "Oh wow! Look at that! I just felt we were at the make-out stage, but this is a lucky accident. Yay Eli!"

Awkward Besties

Pop-up Dialogue

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  • Oh hey, I'm partially transformed back. Neat meat!
  • I noticed some changes today! I mean, they warn you about this stuff in school, but I wasn't expecting LESS hair and a smaller... Nose.
  • Well done breaking 80% of the curse. Honestly, if you called it a day there I wouldn't blame you. I know that I, much like the perfect breast, can be quite a handful.
  • Did I see you out and about with a dreamy wolf boy? You charlatan! You MUST give me his deets IMMEDIATELY! I like 'em damaged and broody!
  • Good gracious, I need electrolytes and caffeine stat. I may have partied a little too hardy last night, if you know what I mean.
  • Let's play a game. It's called "Say nice things to Eli because he's having a Grouchy Gus day". Begin!
  • Here. Sit. No, right here. Over just a bit. That's perfect. Now open your heart and shake out all the sad parts. Right here on the floor. Let's sort them together.
  • Boop! Got your nose! It's a fair trade, I'd say, since you're trying to steal my heart.
  • Tea time! And by "tea", I mean frou frou girly drinks that taste like sunshine and french kisses. Bottoms up!
  • Tee hee! You brute! Why is this so ticklish? I literally grow feathers now!
  • Noice! I like this. This is a good trend you're starting here.

Upgrade to Crush

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  1. I'm going to gently place you in the 'Crush' zone. But it's mostly a technicality. I'm sure you'll be bang-able by the end of the week. Sound good?
  2. Great! Let's go shopping.

Crush

Pop-up Dialogue

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  • And here we find the elusive Eli prowling the wilds. Let's watch him pounce on unsuspecting prey!
  • [Same as Awkward Besties]
  • [Same as Awkward Besties]
  • Oooooh! This is so SPARKLY! I love sparkly things. They give me the goose bumpies.

Upgrade to Sweetheart

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  1. I dare say I've taken a shine to you, luv. And by that, I mean imagining you on a faux bear skin rug in front of my fireplace.
  2. It HAS to be faux, luv. Some of my best friends are bears. LOL!

Sweetheart

Pop-up Dialogue

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  • Find a penny, pick it up! And all day long, you're now aware of the feeling of your tongue in your mouth. And you're breathing intentionally. Tee hee!
  • [Same as Awkward Besties & Crush]
  • [Same as Awkward Besties & Crush]
  • [Same as Crush]

Upgrade to Boyfriend

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  1. Aww, I'm sweet on ya. Why don't we go rent a tandem bicycle and ride it for, like, a block max.
  2. Because we don't want to get sweaty, obviously. Sweat is for the bedroom, dummy.

Boyfriend

Pop-up Dialogue

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  • I'm feeling a little blue. Want to help me paint the town red?
  • As my boy, Billy S. liked to say, "I will live in thy heart, die in thy lap, and be buried in thy eyes...
  • No matter what happens next Scrumptious, I'm the better for having met you. You're the bee's knees, the cat's pajamas, and you rock booty shorts like a champ./li>
  • Oh darling, you're a slice of chocolate cake on a rainy day. That is to say, I want you in my mouth.
  • I've run us a bubble bath. Let's grab some champagne and some tunes, and bitch about petty things until our toes are wrinkled.
  • I heart you! Kiss me, you fool!

Upgrade to Lover

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  1. I think we're ready to take the next step in our relationship... I've already left a spare toothbrush at your place!
  2. Eek! Commitment! At least now I can stop using yours. Oh-NO-I-didn't!
  3. [With "Transformation" picture] Eli runs into the room naked, and announces that he has been liberated from the tyranny of pants. When you agree with his life choice, he gives you a happy little "aww", then kisses you and gives your butt a squeeze. Suddenly there's a magical explosion - and the curse has been broken!
  4. [With "Lover" picture] "Hey marshmallow. So my pants randomly came unbuckled and I fell on the couch here. Took this photo as evidence. May it keep you warm on cold, lonely nights. Hugs and kisses." - Eli

Sex Scene

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  1. Eli runs into the room naked, tells you there's no time to explain, and says you need to kiss him. You do as he says, and then he does this magical thing with his tongue that makes you a bit light headed. Suddenly there's a magical explosion - the curse is broken!
  2. Eli looks down at his naked body and laughs. "Haha! Neat!" Then he pounces on you, and the two of you (somehow) wind up in a 69 position. You barely even begin to suck him when you feel his tongue and fingers do something... supernatural. You orgasm three times before he lets you catch your breath.
  3. After, while he's showing you that he can twirl his erection around like a helicopter, he runs his fingers through your hair and says, "That was fun. And... More than fun. That was special. And I want to do that a whole lot more. So I hope you can fit me in... YOUR SCHEDULE! LOL! Anyway - love you, you goofy bitch."

Lover

Pop-up Dialogue

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  • Hey. Come here. Let me give you a kiss and a squeeze, so you'll have pep in your step all day.
  • [Same as Boyfriend]
  • [Same as Boyfriend]
  • [Same as Boyfriend]

Upgrade to Max Lover

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  • And here we are, on this ever rolling tide, with only our eternal affection to sustain us, and the space between us to rue and destroy...
  • Continue to be mine. Savor this. And feel free to bite me on the neck anytime the moment takes you.

Max Lover (Lover+)

Pop-up Dialogue

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  • Come'ere! Give Eli a smooch and a squeeze before you race off and save the world. Or whatever it is you do.
  • Ahh, look who decided to drop by for some casual trouble making. I'll go get my scarf!
  • You can't spell "lie" without E L I. But like, the lie down kind of lie. Not the bad kind. Hmm. This didn't work at all.
  • How's my little shnookums doing? Are you eating enough? Want me to make you a G&T - I mean a sandwich?
  • Woosh! Eli swoops in and saves the party!
  • (Naked) Oooh! There's a draft in here, and it has introduced itself rather refreshingly.
  • (Naked) Boo! Hahaha! I'm the Ghost of Christmas Naked, and I'm here to haunt your ass with sexy fabulousness!
  • (Naked) Maybe the emperor didn't want new clothes, but just an excuse to walk around naked? That'll be my first act when I'm Queen!
  • Ahh! Voila! Eli is restored to his natural glory! Let us celebrate with makeovers, cheap wine, and expensive mistakes!
  • Looking back, we can hardly call it a curse. It brought us together, gave us some laughs, and left us better than it found us. What fun!
  • Whenever someone says the L-word, I get a bit dizzy. But you'll always have a place to crash in my heart.
  • BEEEOOOOO! That's the sound of the ambulance come to take me away. Because the sight of you stopped my heart. BEEEEOOOO!
  • I just realized the 90s were twenty years ago, and I'm zooming toward my thirties and now I need to barf.
  • It's salon day! Going to get my roots touched up. Which, due to 100% chance of rainbows, is an all day affair. Bye!
  • When I look at you, I see kindness, sweetness, intelligence, strength, and humor all rolled together. Also - DAT ASS!
  • You should take up jogging. Not because you're chunky or anything. You just look really good all sweaty and gasping.
  • Tonight, let's go to the club separately and hit on each other. In case it's hard to tell who I am, I'll be the guy in the assless chaps.
  • Hug me. I need a double shot of sunshine to chase away my gloomies.
  • You are simply wonderful. I want you to know that.
  • Let's hit the library. No flirty reason - I just like to read.
  • The next time you feel the urge to sweep me away on a flight to Paris, I strongly encourage you to give in to that first-class feeling.
  • (Naked) Graze on my lips, and if those hills be dry - Stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie.
  • (Naked) I woke up today and realized I was naked. Not really big news, except I woke up on a park bench. Whoopsies!
  • (Naked) Let's skinny dip. Or in my case, fatty dip. Look at these love handles - I need to hit the gym!
  • (Naked) Did someone order a Full Monty? Was it you? I bet it was you. Well, I do like taking orders!
  • (Naked) Yikes! Warn a guy, would you? Haha! Just kidding! I like this "suddenly naked for no reason" stuff!
  • (Naked) Is it chilly in here? It must be. My nips are ON POINT!
  • (Naked) Being naked clears one's head, I find. Unless one is in a place where nakedness is not appreciated. Such as art galleries, or Taco Bells.
  • (Naked) Can I have a piggy back? For some reason, a naked piggy back is on my bucket list.
  • (Naked) I think it would be a darn shame to shed our clothes and not get some quality streaking in.
  • I've been working on my giggle, and this is a wonderful opportunity to use it! Tell me what you think - *evil laugh*
  • You just can't get enough of tickling old Eli, hey? Hey - here's an idea! STAP!
  • Hahaha! You cheater! You know I can't resist those sneaky paws of yours!
  • (Naked) No no no! I'm lil! Pick on someone your own size, banana hands! Hahaha!
  • (Naked) Oh, now see? Now I'm all worked up and ready for a proper frolic in the sheets. Or on the kitchen floor. Any surface should do!
  • (Naked) My dear, you stand before the brink of a great flood gate. Before you tickle the likes of me, prepare yourself. For I have feathers, handcuffs, and bed posts to spare!
  • (Naked) Scoundrel! Fiend! Tickling a beautiful and defenseless naked man. How do you sleep at night?
  • Oooh! I love it! I love you! I love democracy! I love love love everything about this!
  • Merci mon amour! You have fine taste and deep pockets - both wonderful qualities in a person such as yourself!
  • Oooh! You give me the vapors something fierce, Mr. Darcy.
  • Gift for me! Smooch for you!
  • [Boxers] Oooh, I love the fig leaf! It makes me want to run around the garden and snack on naughty apples! Hahaha! Innuendos are hilarious!
  • [Birthday Suit] And just like that, this game just got a lot more interesting.
  • [Spooky Outfit] Well, don't I look devilish! I'm afraid I'm not super interested in buying your soul, though. But I'm sure we could work out a deal that's MUCH more interesting / kinky. Tee hee!
  • [Butler Outfit] I'm ready to be fed grapes and fanned with a big leaf! What's that? I'm supposed to be waiting on you? Okay, fine, but afterwards it's my turn!
  • [Kigurumi Outfit] Watch this! Hood up - pretty pony! Hood down - pretty boy. Hood up - pretty pony. Hood down - pretty boyyyy!! Haha, I could do this all day.
  • [Masquerade Outfit] I'm so excited! I've commissioned a glass shoe that's just your size, and once I slip it on your foot, I'm gonna teach you the choreography to my special ballroom dance! Although... It might be hard to dance in just one shoe. Maybe I should have commissioned a pair?
  • [Summer Outfit] Crop tops, flip flops, and ice-cold soda pops - that's what life is about, babeeEEEEEEEK!!! Oh my GAWD, that bug came right at me! Where did it go? Save me!
  • [RPG Outfit] Sup babe! Tell me what "ales" you. Haha! No need to do an insight check - a good tavern keeper NEVER lets a cute adventurer drink alone!
  • [Kimono Outfit] Oh, pretty! Another magnificent Kimono to add to my collection. Now I've got sea silk, spider silk, silk charmeuse, mulberry silk... If only I could get my hands on some of that Perstonian silk! I hear there's nothing like it.
  • [Pirate Outfit] Shiver me timbers! You better shape up or ship out, bucko, or else Captain Eli's gonna make you runway-walk the plank! Teehee!

Upgrade to Lover+ (Endless)

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  • Cha-ching! Level up! Eli thinks you're hotter than ever, and still wants to jump them bones basically all the time. Great work!
  • I mean it. You give me a wink, and you'll be tasting the rainbow in no time. And it's a spicy rainbow, let me tell you!

Date Dialogue

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Date Dialogue

Animal Version (Adversary to Friendzone)

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  • [Dinner] No matter what happens next, I want you to know... That martinis are still awesome when you're a horse! So cheers to martinis!
  • [Boat Ride] Yay! That swan boat was scrumptious! Accessory of the year. Celebrate the Year of the Swan, baby!
  • [Coaster] Darling, you haven't LIVED until you've gotten yourself a pair of wings and a tail, and gone on that ride. I got so excited I whinnied!
  • [Carnival] I love that haunted house more and more with each ride. I just want to kiss every little ghost and goblin I see!

Hybrid/Human Version (Awkward Besties to Lover)

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  • [Dinner] Yes yes yes. Romance romance. Good manners. All that jazz! But first take a selfie with me so we can remember this moment as vividly as all the other times we've eaten there.
  • [Boat Ride] Proper skin care is no laughing matter. Always use a sunscreen with a strong SPF, that's non-toxic to the environment. And get yourself a lotion applicator with nice strong hands...
  • [Coaster] Listen. If you didn't want me making obnoxious airplane sounds on the ride, you should have filed the proper paperwork ahead of time. My hands were tied.
  • [Carnival] Nothing makes you feel so alive quite like mocking a low budget experience made for participants much younger than you are. It's my bread and butter!

Unlocked at Lover Level

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  • [Masquerade] Come join me in the crazy cavalcade! There we'll find adventure, passion, and music enough to fill our bellies with joy and effervescent hilarity!

Dialogue About Cole

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Dialogue About Cole
  • Hey guess what? Someone pulled a knife on me at the club last night! I know, right? Good thing I had my lucky horse whip on me, and drove them off. Never leave home without it!
  • Ooooh, I just got a box full of strange and disturbing tools, and a note saying I'll get to experience them soon. SOMEone remembered my birthdaaaaaaaay!
  • Oh my! I'm getting the heebie jeebies walking alone at night. I need to be careful - it's always the beautiful ones that die first in horror movies!
  • I got an intense email from someone saying they were coming for me. But then I thought of the other kind of coming, and couldn't stop laughing for several hours. What were we talking about again?
  • I thought I heard someone whispering my name from the shadows last night. But when I answered back, "Daddy?" they stopped. Pff. Coward.
  • Someone left a note saying that a certain pony was going to get put down. Imagine being saddled with that anxiety. HAHAHA! I'm funny.

Messages

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His phone fling is available to purchase for 10 diamonds after reaching the Lover relationship level with him.

Note that pauses under 5 minutes long are not indicated. Where the progress column says (A) or (B), these are your left and right options for how to respond.

SFW Version

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Progress SFW chat
1/10 Heeeeeeeeeey!
2/10 I missed your face, so I'm blowing up your phone!
3/10 Obviously your life has been SO boring and drab without my shining rays of love and affection!
(A) It's true! How did you know?
(B) I was wondering when you were going to glitter up my day!
4/10 Call it lover's intuition! OOH! That's cute! I'm surprised I've never come up with that phrasing, considering...
5/10 I know the effect I have on people, tee hee!
6/10 Anyway, sweetie, I was rubbing myself down with sunscreen and started wishing you were here!
(A) Need some help getting those hard to reach places?
(B) Sunscreen? Does that mean you're outside, dazzling the public with your looks?
7/10 OoooOOOOoooo! Keep that offer in your back pocket for me! You know it! Sun's out and so is Eli!
8/10 I already made it to the pool and got my hiney into this adorable little floatie! OH SNAP! I love a good double meaning!
9/10 Don't we just make the cutest pair? Speaking of 'double'... isn't this floatie just my absolute twin?
10/10 [Eli Photo 1]
1/35 What do you think? I'm right, aren't I?
2/35 I got it custom made from a company in Miami.
3/35 You wouldn't believe how cool the design process was and how small an envelope they shipped it in! I thought it was panties at first!
(A) Hear me out. I'll come over and you can wrap yourself around ME like that.
(B) The matching hair is perfect!
4/35 This pool might be a bit deep for that. Let's sit on the stairs and cuddle instead! OH EM GEE RIGHT? We're absolutely precious!
5/35 There's nothing better than having a warm body in your arms. It's much less satisfying to have your arms full of plastic, doll. If I sold this picture to magazines, I'd put their plain-jane swimsuit models to shame!
6/35 There's just nowhere nice on this floatie for my hands to roam! Can't you just see my name on a cover page?
7/35 Gosh I'm just terrible, aren't I?
8/35 Well, either way, I know you appreciate me!
(A) You certainly hold a unique place in my heart.
(B) You know it, babe!
9/35 Is it the glittery part? Oooor maybe the rainbow part? D'awww! I can always count on you to say the sweetest things!
10/35 Wait, you said unique, so obviously it's pegasus part! My scrumptious little cupcake!
11/35 I'm SO glad I decided to message you.
12/35 It was just the little break I needed!
(A) Oh? Have you been a busy beaver?
(B) A break from... what? Being fabulous?
13/35 Have I ever! Absolutely not! On that front, there is NO rest for the wicked! Seriously, it takes a lot of time and effort to maintain this level of fabulosity!
14/35 There was an amateur designer contest thingy at the community center this morning. I'm ALLLLLLLWAYS keeping my eyes open for great new clothes!
15/35 Being able to buy their stuff before they get discovered (AKA: expensive) is a real treat! And they all seem to appreciate me fawning over the designs!
16/35 Before I knew it, they were all asking me to show off their clothes!
17/35 And of course you know how I feel about being the center of attention.
18/35 So I spent all morning having my little turn on the catwalk!
19/35 I looked so flawless in the outfits that they let me keep some!
20/35 Eeeeee! I've been so spoiled!
(A) Hey... It's MY job to spoil you.
(B) You deserve to be spoiled! In fact, let's continue the trend. What are you doing later?
21/35 Don't worry, sugar bear! These outfits don't hold a candle to your generosity! Hopefully? YOU! ;)
22/35 Besides! I think you're going to liiiiiiiiike theeeeeeeem! Teehee! But alas, that may be my wishful thinking.
23/35 I'll message you when I'm done basking in the sunshine, sunshine!
24/35 Then I can give you your own private fashion show.
25/35 Talk to you soooooon!
26/35 MWA! ~ <3
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27/35 Here I am! Back and fabulous!
(A) Do you feel like you've gotten your fill in vitamin D?
(B) You say that like you weren't absolutely fabulous in the pool?
28/35 NEVER! Hahahaha! *GASP* You're right!
29/35 I could have stayed out longer, but I'm excited to pose for you. I can always count on you to build me up, buttercup!
30/35 I've set up my camera, and I'm all ready to show you my best side!
31/35 (It took a long time to decide which one it is, let me tell you!
32/35 All I want to know is, what kind of look do you want to see?
(A) Something soft, something pretty!
(B) How about something tight and black?
33/35 Great choice! Frilly and cute, coming your way! OH-HOH! Yes! You're going to wonder if they're pants, or spray paint!
34/35 Let me just set this up and...
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35/35 [Eli Photo 2]
1/32 TAH-DAH!
2/32 Don't I look just absolutely darling? Don't I look downright sexy in this?
3/32 What do you think?
(A) You are the sweetest thing I've ever seen.
(B) You are the hottest thing I've ever seen.
4/32 Hunny bun, you're going to make me swoon! I know some of the things you've seen, you silver tongued devil, you! Heaping flattery ALLLLLL over me!
5/32 Don't you dare think of ever stopping!
(A) I couldn't if I tried - I like how you respond to me.
(B) Or what?
6/32 Oh good! I love a mutually beneficial situation! Orrrrrrr I'll stop sending you juicy pictures of me!
7/32 Being able to tempt you into some good old fashioned trouble makes me downright giddy! Now now, I know what you're going to say.
8/32 It also means I don't have to waste any time thinking up sneaky little ways to make you think about me. The crime doesn't seem to fit the punishment.
9/32 Visuals can be a *REALLY* strong motivator, luv. I'm not afraid of playing my strengths to get what I want!
(A) That's downright underhanded!
(B) I think giving people gifts is just as strong, if not stronger.
10/32 Is it? You may have a point there.
11/32 Are you going to be more receptive to being flirted with by someone wearing a potato sack? I personally love it when you shower me with presents!
12/32 Or being flirted with by someone wearing the outfit I have on right now? What can I say?
13/32 Don't say the potato sack option, I know that's a lie! We are living in a material world, and I am a material girl!
14/32 ANY-whoooo...
15/32 I hope I'm not talking your ear off.
16/32 It would be absolutely terrible if you felt like you'd had your fill of me!
(A) Nope. Have you had your fill of me?
(B) Eli, I could talk to you forever and not have my fill of you.
17/32 Not by a long shot! AWWW! I think that's the sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me!
18/32 You are just the sweetest little sprinkle, and I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE you! My stomach is filled with sparkles and bubbles!
19/32 You absolute PEACH!
20/32 I always feel on the tippy top of the world when we have our litle tongue wags!
(A) Yes, I like when we wag our tongues together too!
(B) It really reminds me how much I want to see you in person.
21/32 Ph-RASING, dah-ling! Wouldn't that be just the best?
22/32 If you're not careful, you'll use my own words to give me ideas! I could bring over some face masks and moisturizers and gel packs and cucumbers and we could have a SPA DAYYYY!
23/32 I'm not telling you to stop, I'm just telling you what'll happen, tee hee! That way I'd have a wholesome reason not to keep my hands off you! ~Skincare~!
24/32 What do you have to say about that?
25/32 I bet it's made your head positively swim with thoughts of me!
26/32 Well, come on! Let's hear one! Don't be shy!
(A) Do you have any more outfits you can show me?
(B) I want to see more of you.
27/32 Welllllll... sort of? Of course you do! Who wouldn't want to see more of the beautiful Eli?
28/32 I did take home something else I could put on. It's not as... unique though.
29/32 I don't mean the piece is bad or ugly or anything. I just mean it's... simple.
30/32 But then again, I can make some adjustments.
31/32 I'll roll up the sleeves. Unbutton the front slowly. Make eyes at you... Like this...
32/32 [Eli Photo 3]
1/∞ What do you say? Would you come and sit on my lap?
2/∞ Pretty please?
(A) And we can talk about the first thing that comes up?
(B) I literally can't think of anything I'd rather be doing right now.
3/∞ HAHAHA! How did you know? You can't?
4/∞ I'll leave the last button for you to deal with, if you want? Well, I'll take that as a compliment, luv.
5/∞ Because I'm generous like that! At the end of the day, I only care what you think as long as it's about me!
6/∞ Awww... I think I just accidently gave myself the gloomies :(
7/∞ I really wish you were here with me right now.
8/∞ Even if we were just hanging out and doing stupid stuff.
9/∞ Like making different hand hearts at each other, or texting cute cat stickers back and forth.
(A) That's been my feeling this whole conversation.
(B) Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of your actions.
10/∞ I'm not sure I like having a taste of my own medicine. Noooooo! How could you be so mean to meeeeee? :"(
11/∞ Even when it is a spoonful of sugar! I don't like having consequences! Wahhh!
12/∞ Can we set a date for our next date?
13/∞ That's the only thing that will soothe my aching soul!
(A) Yes please, I can't wait to see you!
(B) Looking forward to soothing you any way I can.
14/∞ HOORAY! The feeling's mutual! I'll take that as a Y-E-S!
15/∞ Okay, love bug!
16/∞ Let's touch base soon and get ourselves together!
17/∞ You can't see it, but I'm wiggling my eyebrows at you!
18/∞ I love a good innuendo!
19/∞ But I'm serious about missing your face and wanting to get together.
20/∞ Make it happen.
(A) Yes, Eli!
(B) Demanding! It takes two to tango.
21/∞ Two of my favorite words! Yes, yes. As long as you tell me when you're free I'll make it work!
22/∞ Holding you to it, sugar lips!
23/∞ Otherwise I'll have a HUGE...
24/∞ POUT!
25/∞ Heeheeheehee!
26/∞ Okay, I'm going to let you go now.
27/∞ BYEEEEEEEE <3
20/∞ MWAAAA ~~<3

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1/10 Heeeeeeeeeey!
2/10 I missed your face, so I'm blowing up your phone!
3/10 Obviously your life has been SO boring and drab without my shining rays of love and affection!
(A) It's true! How did you know?
(B) I was wondering when you were going to glitter up my day!
4/10 Call it lover's intuition! OOH! That's cute! I'm surprised I've never come up with that phrasing, considering...
5/10 I know the effect I have on people, tee hee!
6/10 Anyway, sweetie, I was rubbing my naked body down with sunscreen and started wishing you were here!
(A) Pretty bold to text me out of the blue and immediately ask for a hand job.
(B) Sun's out, buns out. You hoping to get a little color?
7/10 OoooOOOOoooo! Busted! Well, if I don't have your warm lips here to kiss my skin all over, the next best thing is the sun!
8/10 What can I say? I always feel better when your hands are on my body. And when I say 'all over', I DO mean all over.
9/10 Here, let me lead you to temptation! ;) Let me give you a little lookie-loo at what your cuddle-muffin's up to right now!
10/10 [Eli NSFW Photo 1]
1/35 Just look at me! How could you resist my...
2/35 Charms!
3/35 Did you think I was going to say something else? Naughty, naughty!
(A) Wow! I see something I'd like to blow.
(B) Is your nakedness an attempt to avoid tan lines or something?
4/35 Too bad it's already fully inflated! Of course!
5/35 Otherwise I'd enjoy feeling it rise and harden between my legs with your attention and effort. Have you ever looked at someone and thought to yourself "mmm, those tan lines tho"? I think NOT!
6/35 Now you get to decide if I was talking about the floatie or my ding-dong! And also... I have a hot body. I like to show it off every chance I get!
7/35 Gosh I'm just terrible, aren't I?
8/35 Well, either way, I know you appreciate me!
(A) You have a lot there for me to appreciate.
(B) That I do, even if I think you're secretly trying to seduce me at every turn.
9/35 A 'lot' huh? Well color me flattered! Tee hee! Don't call me out on my very own behavior!
10/35 I love a good compliment. You should keep going! If you tickle my fancy enough, I'll send you more pictures to drool over! Besides, I like to threaten you with a good time. It gives both of us something to look forward to! <3
11/35 I'm SO glad I decided to message you.
12/35 It was just the little break I needed!
(A) Feeling drained? Satisfied? Drink some water.
(B) And here I was hoping I'd be the one to tire you out!
13/35 HAHAHA Oh, luv! What DO you think I get up to when you're not around? Shopping energy and sex energy come from two different Eli batteries!
14/35 There was an amateur designer contest thingy at the community center this morning. I'm ALLLLLLLWAYS keeping my eyes open for great new clothes!
15/35 Being able to buy their stuff before they get discovered (AKA: expensive) is a real treat! And they all seem to appreciate me fawning over the designs!
16/35 Before I knew it, they were all asking me to show off their clothes!
17/35 And of course you know how I feel about being the center of attention.
18/35 So I spent all morning having my little turn on the catwalk!
19/35 I looked so flawless in the outfits that they let me keep some!
20/35 Eeeeee! I've been so spoiled!
(A) I could spoil you better. Harder. Longer. More thoroughly.
(B) You look flawless in everything AND nothing!
21/35 Just name the time and place. I'm yours at the drop of a hat! Or pants. Or whatever I'm wearing. Careful! Flattery gets you anywhere you want to go ;)
22/35 Which gives me the most darling idea! How about I give you a cheeky peek of the outfits? You can let me know which one you're most interested in stripping me out of?
23/35 I'll message you when I'm done basking in the sunshine, sunshine!
24/35 Then I can give you your own private fashion show.
25/35 Talk to you soooooon!
26/35 MWA! ~ <3
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27/35 Here I am! Back and fabulous!
(A) Good. I haven't been able to stop staring at that picture you sent me.
(B) Thanks for not keeping me waiting too long.
28/35 Aw! I just KNEW it was a good idea! Of course!
29/35 You'd better slow those hands down though, because I'm about to sponsor your orgasm! If there's an opportunity for me to make you horny and you to heap praise on me, I'll always take it!
30/35 I've set up my camera, and I'm all ready to show you my best side!
31/35 (It took a long time to decide which one it is, let me tell you!
32/35 All I want to know is, what kind of look do you want to see?
(A) I want to see your hard, sexy body under something light and soft!
(B) Something hot. I'm thinking leather and buckles?
33/35 ooOOOooo! You know how your Eli likes following orders! <3 Thinking about how you're going to simp over little ol' me in this outfit's got me stroking myself!
34/35 Let me just set this up and...
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35/35 [Eli NSFW Photo 2]
1/32 TAH-DAH!
2/32 THIS is how a sundress should be worn! Nothing underneath! I kept my hand on my ding-dong... I didn't want to take too much attention away from my outfit ;)
3/32 What do you think?
(A) You are the sweetest thing I've ever seen.
(B) You are the hottest thing I've ever seen.
4/32 Hunny bun, you're going to make me swoon! I know some of the things you've seen, you silver tongued devil, you! Heaping flattery ALLLLLL over me!
5/32 Don't you dare think of ever stopping!
(A) I couldn't if I tried - I like how you respond me.
(B) Or what?
6/32 Oh good! I love a mutually beneficial situation! Orrrrrrr I'll stop sending you juicy pictures of me!
7/32 Being able to tempt you into some good old fashioned trouble makes me downright giddy! Now now, I know what you're going to say.
8/32 It also means I don't have to waste any time thinking up sneaky little ways to make you think about me. The crime doesn't seem to fit the punishment.
9/32 Visuals can be a *REALLY* strong motivator, luv. I'm not afraid of playing my strengths to get what I want!
(A) I will happily help you pick out sexy outfits so you'll always get everything you want.
(B) Are you implying you want me?
10/32 Eeeeee! Oh you absolute sweetheart! How dare you sound surprised!
11/32 You always know how to make me go weak in the knees. And hard in the pants, if you know what I mean ;) I think I've made my desires perfectly clear, THANK you very much!
12/32 It's a combination that gets me on the floor. I want you on me, with me, under me, next to me, around me...
13/32 All ready for someone to come along and ~take care of me~ If you know what I mean! At my place, your place, in the park, at the mall... in the fall! Attending a ball! Heeheehee, I'm a poet!
14/32 ANY-whoooo...
15/32 I hope I'm not talking your ear off.
16/32 It would be absolutely terrible if you felt like you'd had your fill of me!
(A) Never! This conversation has been nothing more than an Eli appetizer.
(B) Oh Eli, I can't possibly have had my fill of you. I'm not even there.
17/32 I just love the way you talk! An Eli appetizer! That is a fantabulous point!
18/32 What a visual that is! Laying on a table, covered in sticky-sweet sauces... Ready for you to lick and nibble! MMM-MMMM! I'll make sure to remedy that next time we're together. ;)
19/32 *sigh* Isn't that just a great thought?
20/32 I always feel on the tippy top of the world when we have our litle tongue wags!
(A) I like bringing you to the tippy top with my tongue wag, yes.
(B) Your tongue is magic. I don't want you using such a mundane term as 'wag' for what it does.
21/32 AH HAH! Brava, grasshopper! Oh, you don't? Well then, let me see...
22/32 That was quick and sexy! Brush, flick, caress, cup, curl, dart, lap, taste, flirt, and flutter?
23/32 Not praise that usually goes together, but it fits in THIS context! Is that better, or at least more evocative?
24/32 Words are neat, and I refuse to use them maturely.
25/32 I bet it's made your head positively swim with thoughts of me!
26/32 Well, come on! Let's hear one! Don't be shy!
(A) Do you have any more outfits you can show me?
(B) I want to see more of you.
27/32 Welllllll... sort of? Of course you do! Who wouldn't want to see more of the beautiful Eli?
28/32 I did take home something else I could put on. It's not as... unique though.
29/32 I don't mean the piece is bad or ugly or anything. I just mean it's... simple.
30/32 But then again, I can make some adjustments.
31/32 I'll roll up the sleeves. Unbutton the front slowly. Make eyes at you... Like this...
32/32 [Eli NSFW Photo 3]
1/∞ What do you say? Would you come and sit on my lap?
2/∞ Pretty please?
(A) Absolutely not. But you can wrap your legs around my head?
(B) When you ask me so nicely, how can I refuse?
3/∞ Bargaining, are we? Two can play at that game! YAY! Oh I was hoping that'd be the case!
4/∞ How about you put your head in my lap, I'll put mine in yours, and we'll enjoy each other? I was ready to offer a cherry on top to sweeten the deal, but I'll keep it to myself!
5/∞ I seem to recall you liking that last time... And tie the stem in a knot with my tongue, or something.
6/∞ Actually, this conversation might have backfired on me.
7/∞ I'm so hard it's uncomfortable.
8/∞ If you were here, it'd be one thing.
9/∞ But you're not.
(A) That's been my feeling this whole conversation.
(B) Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of your actions.
10/∞ I'm not sure I like having a taste of my own medicine. Noooooo! How could you be so mean to meeeeee? :"(
11/∞ Even when it is a spoonful of sugar! I don't like having consequences! Wahhh!
12/∞ Can we set a date for our next date?
13/∞ That's the only thing that will soothe my aching soul!
(A) Soothe your soul? Or your erection?
(B) Your soul is in your dick? That explains so much.
14/∞ Why not both? ;) HAHAHAHA! That's the best thing I've ever heard!
15/∞ Okay, love bug!
16/∞ Let's touch base soon and get ourselves together!
17/∞ You can't see it, but I'm wiggling my eyebrows at you!
18/∞ I love a good innuendo!
19/∞ But I'm serious about missing your face and wanting to get together.
20/∞ Make it happen.
(A) Yes, Eli!
(B) Demanding! It takes two to tango.
21/∞ Two of my favorite words! Yes, yes. As long as you tell me when you're free I'll make it work!
22/∞ Holding you to it, sugar lips!
23/∞ Otherwise I'll have a HUGE...
24/∞ POUT!
25/∞ Heeheeheehee!
26/∞ Okay, I'm going to let you go now.
27/∞ BYEEEEEEEE <3
20/∞ MWAAAA ~~<3

Requirements Table

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Trivia

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  • Eli is interested in anime and things related to it.
  • He expresses interest in Volks.
  • He likes to drink (tequila, martinis, wine & Champaign are mentioned).
  • He explicitly breaks the fourth wall within his dialogue and seems to understand at least a little of how the game itself works.
  • He cares about how he looks, mentioning a manicurist, salon & clothes shopping. In addition, he seems to care about how his friends look as well, as he suggests taking you out for a new look more than once.
  • 'I will live in thy heart, die in thy lap, and be buried in thy eyes...' is a quote from William Shakespeare's "Much Ado About Nothing".
  • The song he and the player sing in his meeting scene is implied to be Bohemian Rhapsody.
  • He has a sister in Crush Crush named Iro. In Hush Hush, it is evident that they have a close relationship.
  • For V.0.20, his affection requirements increased slightly, and for his Crush stage the required Gamer level dropped from Lvl 20 to Lvl 19
  • Eli is pansexual, as implied by his summer outfit. This makes him one of the only guys that isn't bi.
  • In one of Seth's dialogues, he mentions that Eli reminds him of a spider demon he met down in hell. This is referencing Angel Dust, a Hazbin Hotel character who used to share the same voice actor as Eli.
  • Eli is of Japanese descent, as implied by his last name and Iro's first name.
  • Eli is non-binary, as confirmed by Sad Panda Studios in the discussion for the demo of Hush Hush.
    • He identifies as genderfluid.
  • In Hush Hush, you mistake Eli for a female, calling him a 'her' and asking Iro for 'her number'.
  • Eli gets four photos for his Phone Fling, compared to the usual three.
  • Eli mentions that you should get macaroons with him during the friendship photo event. He likely means that he actually wants to get macarons, a French dessert made with almond flour and sandwiched with various fillings, which comes in multiple colors and flavors. Macaroons are a small Italian dessert made of shredded coconut which may be partially dipped or drizzled with chocolate. While they may have the same ultimate origin, it is improper to interchangeably refer to macarons as macaroons.
  • Eli appears to be holding a drink resembling the unicorn frappuchino, an absurdly sweet limited time only drink released in 2017 by Starbucks.
  • Eli is the only phone fling who's picture depends on which option you pick.

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