Felix

Felix first contacted you when texting inspirational messages to random phone numbers. He is unlocked when you first reach Lover level with Volks.

He bears a striking resemblance to Dan from Hush Hush, but the relationship between the two, if any, is unknown.

Messages

Note that pauses under 30 minutes long are not indicated. Where the progress column says (A) or (B), these are your left and right options for how to respond.

Progress	SFW chat
1/30	Hey, heads up!
2/30	Look you need to know something right flipping now.
3/30	You are powerful. A force to be reckoned with.
4/30	The world shakes with every step you take forward.
5/30	Whenever it feels like life is grabbing you by the throat, you grab life by the wrist and twist.
6/30	You are the thunderhead!
7/30	The vanguard!
8/30	The comet that makes dinosaurs nervous!
9/30	The world is so much brighter with you making plays and shaking things up.
10/30	So keep it up. Keep going. If you've stopped, then start again. First step, right now.
11/30	Don't hold out on us and keep back the best parts of you.
12/30	Peace.
(A)	Well, my Mom says I'm cool, so...
(B)	HOOOOLY CRAP! I was not expecting that absolute surge of awesome today.
13/30	Then your Mom and I agree 100%	If awesomeness isn’t surging, it’s your duty to take up the cause.
(A)	So, I'm going to take a wild guess that I don't know who you are...
(B)	Okay, I'm really going to need to know who you are and why you texted me.
14/30	You know me. We just haven't met.	The who is not very important. Because what I’m telling you is true, and who cares what voice the truth takes.
15/30	Because we're the same, you and I. We've got blood, and hope, and a need for justice.	Why I’m texting you is because you need to know how flipping amazing you are. That’s all.
16/30	My name is Felix.
17/30	I'm down at the protest today, getting everyone fired up. Getting the word out.
18/30	And I got just so damned fired up, that I needed to tell a few people just how freaking incredible they are.
(A)	So... You got my phone number from like a bird. OOH! Was it a talking bird?!
(B)	And you still had my number from a Yoga class or something?
19/30	No - there were no animals involved. Talking or otherwise.	No. I don’t exchange a lot of phone numbers at Yoga class. Do you?
20/30	No, I just punched some numbers in my phone. And destiny chose you.
21/30	So don't try to tell me it's not true. Whoever you are, you're amazing.
(A)	I'm getting kind of tingly. I don't suppose you're really drunk or trying to sell me something...
(B)	Yeah, but... What if I was like one of those people who calls you at dinner to buy insurance...
22/30	Everyone who's ever dealt with doubt is selling something.	I’m not here to judge the amplitude of the wave of your life.
23/30	But most of the time, they can't see the light they're casting, or the warmth they're bringing.	We all get up on highs, and down in lows. Who you are now is not who you were ten minutes ago. Or ten minutes from now.
24/30	Most people are fire. But they keep looking outward, to the flickering shadows, and miss their own magic.	Make a choice to be your best now, and you’re already on the path.
25/30	And I don't drink. I can manage maybe a beer or two, but them I'm drunk as a skunk and twice as rank. Not for me.	Plus - people who work in call centers are warriors. Making money trudging through hell. Respect, yo.
26/30	Gotta go. I'm at the protest now, and I've got to get naked and start causing a scene.
(A)	Wait - was "naked" a typo there? Or are you actually getting naked?
(B)	Don't leave me hanging! If you're protesting naked, you're out inspiring others. I want to see!
27/30	No typo. Hold on.	Cool. Hold on.
Pause	6 hour pause
28/30	Here I am, ready to get merry with my berries out.
29/30	I find protesting like this gets a lot more attention.
30/30	[Felix Photo 1]
1/28	Helps make the point. Makes it memorable.
(A)	Oh wow, you're gorgeous.
(B)	That would definitely get my attention for sure.
2/28	Genetic lottery. I think you sound gorgeous in spirit, which is much harder.	Let's hope the powers that be are similarly provoked.
3/28	Later. I'm off to cause a scene.
4/28	I'll pester you after the protest.
Pause	24 hour pause
5/28	Hey, me again.
6/28	If you didn’t catch the news, I’m psyched to report my stunt worked.
7/28	I had nine squad cars chasing me at one point, and my ass made it on the live feed.
8/28	Score one for the good guys. And anyone who believes in the effectiveness of public nudity.
(A)	So let me get this straight - you just ride your motorbike around naked? To protest?
(B)	I don’t suppose you do birthday parties or anything like that?
9/28	No, that would be chilly. And the vibration from the motor will eventually have a field day with your sack.	If you’re asking if I’ll jump out of a cake, I’m gonna have to turn you down.
10/28	I ride out to the protest, and then get naked. Tried it once naked for the whole trip.	But if you want to spend your birthday protesting wealth inequality in the first world…
11/28	You’d think the engine would be warm, or even too hot. But the seat’s insulated. And the breeze finds you.	We could definitely carpool.
12/28	Imagine frozen grapes rattling on top of a washing machine. You’ll get the picture.	To be clear - it would be naked carpooling. You need to know what you’re getting into, here.
13/28	Anyway, job well done.
14/28	How are ya? I was thinking about you while I was popping wheelies on main street, and flashing my junk at the cops.
15/28	Most of the time, when I give my spiel to perfect strangers, they tend to be a little taken aback.
16/28	You took it in stride.
17/28	So I like that. I’m digging the vibe you’re laying down here.
(A)	I’ve been thinking about what you said. And I gotta say, I’m still buzzing from it.
(B)	By the sounds of it, I had a calmer day than yours, but I was thinking about you too.
18/28	Nice. And thanks for saying so.	Awesome. Calm or crazy, as long as you grab the day and ride it hard, that’s a success.
19/28	I find it twice as difficult to inspire myself to action, if I try to do it alone.	And truth be told, I’m gonna be sore and probably a little lazy tomorrow.
20/28	Hearing from other people though… That’s inspiration from concentrate.	It’s good to rest and recover. So you can fight another day.
Pause	6 hour pause
21/28	Damn. I’m looking at the most beautiful sunset right now.
22/28	I zipped up to the point, for some alone time.
23/28	It’s hella nice. Be a good one to share with someone else.
(A)	Share it with me!
(B)	The cool thing about phones is that you CAN share the view with people who aren’t there.
24/28	Cool. On it.	Yeah, good call.
25/28	One sec, I’ll try to get the full scene in here.
26/28	So you can see what you’re dealing with.
Pause	24 hour pause
27/28	Kk, here we go.
28/28	[Felix Photo 2]
1/28	Enjoy.
(A)	You’re right. The view is beautiful. Also the landscape.
(B)	Aww! I love those shorts! They are MEGA cute on you!
2/28	Heh! I bet you say that to all the semi-nude protestors in rainbow shorts texting you at sunset.	Heh. Nice. They were a gift, and they can help make a message, in case it’s a bit too cold out to go completely naked.
3/28	True story - after a protest, I need a bit of time to come back down.
4/28	Causing a scene gets my blood pumping, and I feel pretty high for a few hours after.
5/28	I try not to pester anyone at that time, because...
6/28	Well, I get a bit grabby.
7/28	Not in a bad way. But I always alert any lovers I have when it’s “protest day”. Know what I mean?
(A)	I know exactly what you mean. I feel the same way about coupon day at the Mega Store.
(B)	That is somehow hot, cute, and odd all at the same time. I think I’ve discovered a new kink for me.
8/28	Heh! Nice. Funny.	Glad I could help. I’m actually flattered, and I’m not sure what to say beyond that.
9/28	I’d better hit the road now. I’ve got to pick up some lube on the way home.
(A)	Is that… Is that code? A proposition?
(B)	I mean… Like you do.
10/28	Oh my bad - I meant the other kind of lube.	Oh, heh, I didn’t mean that how it sounded.
11/28	Lube for my bike. Chain lube.
12/28	Cops were spraying pepper spray, so now I’ve got to give the whole thing a good washing and a rub down.
13/28	Hmm. That also sounded like innuendo.
14/28	I think it’s true - everything can be suggestive if your mind is already halfway there.
15/28	It’s hard to stop.
16/28	Insert your own joke here.
17/28	Really dropping the balls here.
(A)	Don’t get a swollen head.
(B)	I’m a member of that club.
18/28	HA! Nice.	That one took me a minute.
19/28	Literally laughed out loud. Guess I still have the humour of a teenager sometimes.	Ha! That’s what he said.
20/28	Anyway, I loved talking to you.
21/28	You’ve got a good heart and a sharp mind. Those are my favorite things.
22/28	Maybe sometime, I can talk you into coming out to a protest with me.
(A)	“Coming” out?
(B)	Given everything I’ve seen, I would absolutely love that.
23/28	We can’t stop. This is our eternal pun-ishment.	Seeing is fun. But doing is more.
24/28	Had a blast with you today.
25/28	Take care. Stay awesome.
Pause	24 hour pause
26/28	Hey!
27/28	Just one more for the road.
28/28	[Felix Photo 3]
1/∞	Grabbed the lube. Had to say goodbye properly.
2/∞	Take it easy.
3/∞	Keep shining that light.

Uncut Version

The NSFW track is identical to the SFW track until right before Felix's first picture. All three pictures are different between versions.

Progress	"Uncut" chat
1/30	Hey, heads up!
2/30	Look you need to know something right flipping now.
3/30	You are powerful. A force to be reckoned with.
4/30	The world shakes with every step you take forward.
5/30	Whenever it feels like life is grabbing you by the throat, you grab life by the wrist and twist.
6/30	You are the thunderhead!
7/30	The vanguard!
8/30	The comet that makes dinosaurs nervous!
9/30	The world is so much brighter with you making plays and shaking things up.
10/30	So keep it up. Keep going. If you've stopped, then start again. First step, right now.
11/30	Don't hold out on us and keep back the best parts of you.
12/30	Peace.
(A)	Well, my Mom says I'm cool, so...
(B)	HOOOOLY CRAP! I was not expecting that absolute surge of awesome today.
13/30	Then your Mom and I agree 100%	If awesomeness isn’t surging, it’s your duty to take up the cause.
(A)	So, I'm going to take a wild guess that I don't know who you are...
(B)	Okay, I'm really going to need to know who you are and why you texted me.
14/30	You know me. We just haven't met.	The who is not very important. Because what I’m telling you is true, and who cares what voice the truth takes.
15/30	Because we're the same, you and I. We've got blood, and hope, and a need for justice.	Why I’m texting you is because you need to know how flipping amazing you are. That’s all.
16/30	My name is Felix.
17/30	I'm down at the protest today, getting everyone fired up. Getting the word out.
18/30	And I got just so damned fired up, that I needed to tell a few people just how freaking incredible they are.
(A)	So... You got my phone number from like a bird. OOH! Was it a talking bird?!
(B)	And you still had my number from a Yoga class or something?
19/30	No - there were no animals involved. Talking or otherwise.	No. I don’t exchange a lot of phone numbers at Yoga class. Do you?
20/30	No, I just punched some numbers in my phone. And destiny chose you.
21/30	So don't try to tell me it's not true. Whoever you are, you're amazing.
(A)	I'm getting kind of tingly. I don't suppose you're really drunk or trying to sell me something...
(B)	Yeah, but... What if I was like one of those people who calls you at dinner to buy insurance...
22/30	Everyone who's ever dealt with doubt is selling something.	I’m not here to judge the amplitude of the wave of your life.
23/30	But most of the time, they can't see the light they're casting, or the warmth they're bringing.	We all get up on highs, and down in lows. Who you are now is not who you were ten minutes ago. Or ten minutes from now.
24/30	Most people are fire. But they keep looking outward, to the flickering shadows, and miss their own magic.	Make a choice to be your best now, and you’re already on the path.
25/30	And I don't drink. I can manage maybe a beer or two, but them I'm drunk as a skunk and twice as rank. Not for me.	Plus - people who work in call centers are warriors. Making money trudging through hell. Respect, yo.
26/30	Gotta go. I'm at the protest now, and I've got to get naked and start causing a scene.
(A)	Wait - was "naked" a typo there? Or are you actually getting naked?
(B)	Don't leave me hanging! If you're protesting naked, you're out inspiring others. I want to see!
27/30	No typo. Hold on.	Cool. Hold on.
Pause	6 hour pause
28/30	Here I am, ready to rock out with my cock out.
29/30	I find protesting like this gets a lot more attention.
30/30	[NSFW Photo]
1/28	Helps make the point. Makes it memorable.
(A)	I’m not sure what your cause is, but I’ll take two please.
(B)	I see that you’re as excited for unrest affecting societal change as I am.
2/28	My cause is peace and happiness. And I’ll stick my dick wherever I need to make it happen.	True. But the hum of the motor doesn’t hurt either.
3/28	Later. I'm off to cause a scene.
4/28	I'll pester you after the protest.
Pause	24 hour pause
5/28	Hey, me again.
6/28	If you didn’t catch the news, I’m psyched to report my stunt worked.
7/28	I had nine squad cars chasing me at one point, and my ass made it on the live feed.
8/28	Score one for the good guys. And anyone who believes in the effectiveness of public nudity.
(A)	So let me get this straight - you just ride your motorbike around naked? To protest?
(B)	I don’t suppose you do birthday parties or anything like that?
9/28	No, that would be chilly. And the vibration from the motor will eventually have a field day with your sack.	If you’re asking if I’ll jump out of a cake, I’m gonna have to turn you down.
10/28	I ride out to the protest, and then get naked. Tried it once naked for the whole trip.	But if you want to spend your birthday protesting wealth inequality in the first world…
11/28	You’d think the engine would be warm, or even too hot. But the seat’s insulated. And the breeze finds you.	We could definitely carpool.
12/28	Imagine frozen grapes rattling on top of a washing machine. You’ll get the picture.	To be clear - it would be naked carpooling. You need to know what you’re getting into, here.
13/28	Anyway, job well done.
14/28	How are ya? I was thinking about you while I was popping wheelies on main street, and flashing my junk at the cops.
15/28	Most of the time, when I give my spiel to perfect strangers, they tend to be a little taken aback.
16/28	You took it in stride.
17/28	So I like that. I’m digging the vibe you’re laying down here.
(A)	I’ve been thinking about what you said. And I gotta say, I’m still buzzing from it.
(B)	By the sounds of it, I had a calmer day than yours, but I was thinking about you too.
18/28	Nice. And thanks for saying so.	Awesome. Calm or crazy, as long as you grab the day and ride it hard, that’s a success.
19/28	I find it twice as difficult to inspire myself to action, if I try to do it alone.	And truth be told, I’m gonna be sore and probably a little lazy tomorrow.
20/28	Hearing from other people though… That’s inspiration from concentrate.	It’s good to rest and recover. So you can fight another day.
Pause	6 hour pause
21/28	Damn. I’m looking at the most beautiful sunset right now.
22/28	I zipped up to the point, for some alone time.
23/28	It’s hella nice. Be a good one to share with someone else.
(A)	Share it with me!
(B)	The cool thing about phones is that you CAN share the view with people who aren’t there.
24/28	Cool. On it.	Yeah, good call.
25/28	One sec, I’ll try to get the full scene in here.
26/28	So you can see what you’re dealing with.
Pause	24 hour pause
27/28	Kk, here we go.
28/28	[NSFW Photo]
1/28	Enjoy.
(A)	Now that’s what I call a view.
(B)	You seem to be pretty “excited” still. And by “excited” I mean “erect”.
2/28	Thanks. I’m glad I could share it with you.	Yeah, that tends to be the situation after a dramatic protest.
3/28	True story - causing a scene gets me all kinds of excited.
4/28	After a protest or demonstration, I need a short while to rub one out and calm down again.
5/28	Or if I’m with someone, the sex gets intense.
6/28	Like arms pinned, pillow biting, next level boning.
7/28	Otherwise I stay hard for hours. That’s just how it is.
(A)	Well, if you ever need any assistance after a protest, I volunteer for the position. Any position.
(B)	If I was there, you would be in my mouth. And then elsewhere. Everywhere.
8/28	Very kind and supportive of you. I protest a lot, so you might have your hands full.	I’d be into it. There’s nothing like crazy protest sex. I’d be DTF.
9/28	I’d better hit the road now. I’ve got to pick up some lube on the way home.
(A)	Is that… Is that code? A proposition?
(B)	I mean… Like you do.
10/28	Oh my bad - I meant the other kind of lube.	Oh, heh, I didn’t mean that how it sounded.
11/28	Lube for my bike. Chain lube.
12/28	Cops were spraying pepper spray, so now I’ve got to give the whole thing a good washing and a rub down.
13/28	Hmm. That also sounded like innuendo.
14/28	I think it’s true - everything can be suggestive if your mind is already halfway there.
15/28	It’s hard to stop.
16/28	Insert your own joke here.
17/28	Really dropping the balls here.
(A)	Don’t get a swollen head.
(B)	I’m a member of that club.
18/28	HA! Nice.	That one took me a minute.
19/28	Literally laughed out loud. Guess I still have the humour of a teenager sometimes.	Ha! That’s what he said.
20/28	Anyway, I loved talking to you.
21/28	You’ve got a good heart and a sharp mind. Those are my favorite things.
22/28	Maybe sometime, I can talk you into coming out to a protest with me.
(A)	“Coming” out?
(B)	Given everything I’ve seen, I would absolutely love that.
23/28	We can’t stop. This is our eternal pun-ishment.	Seeing is fun. But doing is more.
24/28	Had a blast with you today.
25/28	Take care. Stay awesome.
Pause	24 hour pause
26/28	Hey!
27/28	Just one more for the road.
28/28	[NSFW Photo]
1/∞	Grabbed the lube. Had to say goodbye properly.
2/∞	Take it easy.
3/∞	Keep shining that light.

Vote-a-Fling Placements

Felix's placements in each season of Vote-a-Fling

Season	Vote Count	Placement	Season's Winner
Season 1	957	6th out of 20	Poe
Season 2	1518	4th out of 19	Cashew
Season 3	1242	6th out of 18	Seth
Season 4	2117	2nd out of 17	Logan
Season 5	3519	2nd out of 16	Reece
Season 6	2614	3rd out of 15	Ace
Season 7	TBA	TBA	TBA

Gallery

Old Photos

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  I find protesting like this gets a lot more attention.
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  Kk, here we go.
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  Just one more for the road.

Current Photos

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  Updated photo from Version 0.047
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  Updated photo from Version 0.047
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  Same as old version