Gwen

Gwen is an event girl in Crush Crush, obtainable via the Frosty Event or the Ticket Booth. She is the eightieth (80th) addition to the main list.

You meet her after you take the last available place at the penguin-themed club event of the decade.

Personality

Gwen is the ultimate, and we DO mean ultimate, penguin fan! As vice president of the one and only penguin fan club, she’s dedicated her life to knowing everything about penguins, loving everything about penguins, and ensuring that as much of her daily speech as possible is made up of penguin-related puns.

After you accidentally crush her dreams of attending a once-in-a-lifetime penguin-themed club event, Gwen’s pretty miffed, and her tendency to get riled up and speak before she thinks is made clear. Luckily, her mega-frustration morphs into mega-enthusiasm and, eventually, mega-love for you! Just like a penguin, this girl is adorable, funny, and super fun to be around!^[1]

Dialogue List

First Meeting

You're standing in line for what promises to be the hottest penguin-themed club event of the decade. The queue is long. So long. Outrageously long. At least everyone's in good spirits!
You finally get inside. Then, you hear a wail of anguish over the music. You turn to see bouncers blocking the cute penguin superfan who had been standing behind you. “What do you mean you're at maximum capacity?”
Penguin club dream - CRUSHED!
The look on the girl's face could melt even the coldest of hearts, but the bouncers don't move. You head over to see if you can do anything to help.

Adversary

That was as cold as ice! I can’t believe I waited all that time just to get rejected like some unauthorized bootleg. Nobody likes a bad dupe, but I'm NOT a dupe! I'm the genuine article!

Sorry

I guess you were the chosen one while I was the frozen one. It's got me in a real flap...
If anyone deserves a spot at the penguin rave, it's me! Penguins are my favorite brrr-d!
Waddle I do now? My reputation as the world's number one penguin fan is going to come into question.
Much like a penguin... this won't fly! There HAS to be a way to get into that party. I'm not giving up, and nothing you say can stop me!

Gift

This is okay, but it's nothing compared to the penguin rave I'm supposed to be at right now!

Poke

Are you trying to take my limited edition, country-specific, color error macaroni penguin mascot keychain? Get lost!

Upgrade to Nuisance

Not only did we wait eleven hours in line, but I took public transit here! That means I technically waited a total of fifteen hours to get in, only for you to scoop the last spot.
I don't care if the bouncers says that's "not how this works" or "Miss, please stop causing a scene", you HAVE to let me take your place!

You stole Gwen's spot! Not intentionally, but still!

Nuisance

Ooh! I wish I had tripped you when I had the chance! To get your... spot in... line. Now that I say it in my outside voice, it sounds kinda mean. I'm sorry...

Sorry

Much like a penguin... this won't fly! There HAS to be a way to get into that party. I'm not giving up, and nothing you say can stop me!
I vowed I wouldn't cry in front of strangers if I didn't get in, but that was supposed to be a worst-case scenario! Unrelated, you look like you have a very comfortable shoulder. *sniff*
Don't say anything yet. I'm busy cycling through the six stages of grief. Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance, and retail therapy. Is there a collectibles shop nearby?
What if I tried to bribe the bouncers? I have a LOT of rare and expensive merch on me. Like this figurine of a penguin dressed as a bear in a flower costume!
Why can't I challenge someone to a card game or jiu-jitsu fight to win their spot from them?

Gift

This is okay, but it's nothing compared to the penguin rave I'm supposed to be at right now!

Poke

Penguins may like it when you tickle their tummies, but I DON'T! Well... okay, maybe I do, a little. Teeheehee!

Upgrade to Frenemy

What if we stormed the doors? The bouncers might be stronger, but with the power of determination, we're probably faster! On the count of three. One... Two...
*sigh* No, no. You're right. It was a desperate plan from a desperate girl. Besides, getting arrested for trespassing is REALLY annoying.

Frenemy? More like Gwenemy!

Frenemy

I can't give up hope yet. The night is young, and so am I! Did you bring a backpack? I'm small, you could smuggle me in!

Sorry

What if I tried to bribe the bouncers? I have a LOT of rare and expensive merch on me. Like this figurine of a penguin dressed as a bear in a flower costume!
Why can't I challenge someone to a card game or jiu-jitsu fight to win their spot from them?
All the coolest celebrities are supposed to be here. I was looking forward to meeting the famous penguin trainer, Mr. Pipper! I NEED to get accepted into his penguin family. I've been practicing my choreography for MONTHS!
Know what would have gotten me here faster? If I had ridden my ice-cycle! Too bad it melted in the sun.
Don't they know who I am? I'm vice president of the penguin fan club! HUNDREDS of people are waiting for my review of this event! And if not hundreds... at LEAST my parents are!
Would it be too cringe if I asked you to take my picture by the club sign? Even though I didn't get in, I still CAME to the event. That counts for something... right?
Have I complained too much? My throat is getting dry. Since you're the cause of my misery, can you please get me some juice? I take it on the rocks.

Gift

I'm not gonna lie, this is pretty cute. But to be brutally honest? I'd rather you get me a cool rock.

Poke

Penguins may like it when you tickle their tummies, but I DON'T! Well... okay, maybe I do, a little. Teeheehee!

Upgrade to Acquaintance

Right. This isn't the first time I've tasted disappointment in my pursuit of all things penguin. One time, I pre-registered for penguin paragliding, but it was canceled due to low turnout!
But missing this penguin rave? 10x more tragic! I'll never emotionally recover from it!

Gwen is your Acquaintance now!

Acquaintance

No, I'm not drawing cute penguin faces in the dirt with my shoe. That would be... um... well, I'm glad you can tell what the doodles are, I guess.

Talk

Don't they know who I am? I'm vice president of the penguin fan club! HUNDREDS of people are waiting for my review of this event! And if not hundreds... at LEAST my parents are!
Would it be too cringe if I asked you to take my picture by the club sign? Even though I didn't get in, I still CAME to the event. That counts for something... right?
Have I complained too much? My throat is getting dry. Since you're the cause of my misery, can you please get me some juice? I take it on the rocks.
If we dressed in penguin suits, could we get in as waiters? It might be worth a try, even though the big yellow shoes are hard to walk in.
Wait a minute... I think I have an idea! The mascots must need breaks. We'll wait for them out back, jump them, and take some selfies for social media! Then I can technically say I met them.

Gift

I'm not gonna lie, this is pretty cute. But to be brutally honest? I'd rather you get me a cool rock.

Poke

Penguins may like it when you tickle their tummies, but I DON'T! Well... okay, maybe I do, a little. Teeheehee!
Heehee, oh no! How did you figure out my armpits are ticklish? Ahahaha! Uncle Rockhopper! Aunt Arctica! I can't remember which family member means surrender!

Upgrade to Friendzoned

W... wait a minute. We've been standing out here all this time talking, and you haven't actually gone in. You're missing all the fun! Is that... because of me?
Oof. Well, now I feel kinda guilty. Here I am, beaking off to you about how unfair everything is, and you just... stayed out here and let me get my feelings out. That's very kind of you.

You've graduated to Friendzone level with Gwen!

Friendzoned

Okay, time to put your money where your, uh, actions are. Take me out! Er, not violently, of course. To the zoo, the aquarium, an Antarctic expedition... you know, something like that.

Talk

Have I even thanked you for not leaving me out here all ice-olated in my misery? Well, just in case... Thank you!
Do you smell pizza? I bet the club has one of those pizza-tronic machines that make any pie you want. Oh, I could TOTALLY go for a seaweed, shrimp, squid, and sardine slice right about now.
Hold on a second! You didn't tell me you were a surfer. That's so cool! Have you ever competed in the Big Z Memorial Surf Off? Don't tell anyone, but last year, I rooted for the chicken.
When I was a kid, I wanted to work for that penguin publishing house! But then I learned that 'penguin' was just the name of the company, not the genre they work with...
You know, now that we've been talking for a while, I have to say I'm no longer bothered by the cold shoulder those bouncers gave me. Not when I have an awesome new friend like you to talk to!
With the power vested in me as fan club vice president, I hereby dub you an honorary MVP! That stands for Most Virtuous Penguin.

Gift

Aw, thank you! It's not penguin-themed, but that doesn't mean I don't like it!

Poke

Penguins may like it when you tickle their tummies, but I DON'T! Well... okay, maybe I do, a little. Teeheehee!
Heehee, oh no! How did you figure out my armpits are ticklish? Ahahaha! Uncle Rockhopper! Aunt Arctica! I can't remember which family member means surrender!

Upgrade to Awkward Besties

So, obviously, if you're happy to hang around with me, and talk to me and keep me company... there must be a reason for it.
I know! You must like my punny-ness! Or, wait. Maybe it's my dedication to all things penguin? Oh silly me, I should just ask you. What do you like about me?

Gwen is your Awkward Bestie. Pretty awkward, indeed...

Awkward Besties

Hey, I have an idea! Let's get matching temporary tattoos! I'll even let you pick the theme, as long as the theme is penguins!

Talk

When I was a kid, I wanted to work for that penguin publishing house! But then I learned that 'penguin' was just the name of the company, not the genre they work with...
You know, now that we've been talking for a while, I have to say I'm no longer bothered by the cold shoulder those bouncers gave me. Not when I have an awesome new friend like you to talk to!
With the power vested in me as fan club vice president, I hereby dub you an honorary MVP! That stands for Most Virtuous Penguin.
Wanna take a selfie? I have a lot of cool filters downloaded, and I bet you'll never guess my favorite!
My hairpin? It's a pop of color! I bought a bunch in bulk, so when one breaks or gets lost, I don't have to go without! Do you want one? Then we could be matchy-matchy.
The penguin swag I'm wearing today is just the tip of the iceberg! You should see my room. Even my sheets have cute little penguins on them! ...Ah! I didn’t mean to, um, invite you over to my room... b-but...
Huh. You know what I just realized? Penguins don't talk much. YOU don't talk much. Another parallel! Oh, but don't worry, that's not the only reason I like you. Your face is pretty nice too!

Gift

Aw, thank you! It's not penguin-themed, but that doesn't mean I don't like it!

Poke

Heehee, oh no! How did you figure out my armpits are ticklish? Ahahaha! Uncle Rockhopper! Aunt Arctica! I can't remember which family member means surrender!
OoOOooh! W-wait a minute! Heehee, that gave me penguin-bumps! That's like goosebumps but BETTER!

Upgrade to Crush

Can I get your opinion on something? Do you think people who start out as enemies can become friends and then, maybe... grow even closer?
I'm delighted! I mean, I already had a suspicion that might be the case, because lately I can't stop thinking about how much I like your sleek figure, or dapper fashion sense, and impressive lung capacity. I bet you hardly EVER have to come up for air!

Gwen has a Crush on you! It's kinda intimidating!

Crush

Waddle you say to a little PDA? And I DON'T mean Penguin Dance Activity! This time.

Talk

If you're ever trying to get away with something suspicious, you can disarm people in one easy step. Just smile and wave, skipper. Smile, and wave.
Not to brag or anything, but I'm an ace at ice fishing! I've caught MASSIVE cod, unbelievable squid, and one time... a mullet. That was a weird day.
Just ignore this stupid pen-grin I have on my face. It shows up when I see you, and I can't control it.
You make me want to shout! And do the cha cha slide! And run to you with my arms thrown behind my back! All at the same time. It's gonna take coordination that I don't have, so get ready to catch me when I fall.
I want to snuggle up together and have you pet my hair. It's a sign of affection! Kind of like when penguins preen each other. Without the oil and bugs, I hope.
Not to get too serious too fast but... I'd definitely sit on your egg.

Gift

Wow! This is awesome! How do you come up with all these wonderful gift ideas? No, don't tell me! I'm going to chalk it up to your pengenuity!

Poke

Heehee, oh no! How did you figure out my armpits are ticklish? Ahahaha! Uncle Rockhopper! Aunt Arctica! I can't remember which family member means surrender!
OoOOooh! W-wait a minute! Heehee, that gave me penguin-bumps! That's like goosebumps but BETTER!

Upgrade to Sweetheart

I've always been the kind of girl who believes that working hard for something is better than getting it by chance. That is, until I met YOU by chance.
You're like the grand prize in a giveaway I didn't even know I entered. I'm a little confused, thoroughly delighted, and all I wanna do is show you off!

You and Gwen are the sweetest of Sweethearts.

Sweetheart

Slide on over and give me a little peck on the cheek! Or the lips! Or anywhere, really!

Flirt

You make me want to shout! And do the cha cha slide! And run to you with my arms thrown behind my back! All at the same time. It's gonna take coordination that I don't have, so get ready to catch me when I fall.
I want to snuggle up together and have you pet my hair. It's a sign of affection! Kind of like when penguins preen each other. Without the oil and bugs, I hope.
Not to get too serious too fast but... I'd definitely sit on your egg.
There was a poster at the community ice rink for a penguins game, but when I tried to buy us tickets, it turned out to be hockey. I didn't know penguins could play hockey!
You're like a shiny silver fish! I'm attracted to you, I want to be near you all the time, and I'm never bored when we're together! I think you know what I'm trying to say.
Penguins know sharing food is a good way to bond - that's why I brought you a smoothie! Don't worry, there's no fish in it - just frozen fruit!

Gift

Wow! This is awesome! How do you come up with all these wonderful gift ideas? No, don't tell me! I'm going to chalk it up to your pengenuity!

Poke

OoOOooh! W-wait a minute! Heehee, that gave me penguin-bumps! That's like goosebumps but BETTER!
Ahaha! If you don't cut it out, I'm going to tickle you right back! Unless... unless I get cold feet. I... have cold feet.

Upgrade to Girlfriend

One of the things I really like about penguins is that once they find their special someone, they stick with them! I kinda think you're MY special someone. Do you... feel the same way?
Hooray! Okay, from this point on, I'm not only the world's biggest penguin fan, but I'm an official girlfriend, too! After careful consideration, I think I like the girlfriend title more.

Gwen is your Girlfriend! With girlfriend privileges and everything!

Girlfriend

Noot noot! I heard that somewhere, and I'm sure it means I'm happy to see you!

Flirt

There was a poster at the community ice rink for a penguins game, but when I tried to buy us tickets, it turned out to be hockey. I didn't know penguins could play hockey!
You're like a shiny silver fish! I'm attracted to you, I want to be near you all the time, and I'm never bored when we're together! I think you know what I'm trying to say.
Penguins know sharing food is a good way to bond - that's why I brought you a smoothie! Don't worry, there's no fish in it - just frozen fruit!
You could say not getting into the club was a peng-loss, but falling in love with you made it a peng-win! Eheeheehee!
Interested in a little enrichment activity? I'll hide a treat somewhere on me, and you'll have to find it! The treat could be a rock, a little fish, or even a kiss! Heehee.

Gift

Your generosity brings tears to my ice - I mean eyes... eyes! Whoops, sorry. I was daydreaming about Antarctica again. What I meant to say was thank you for always thinking of me.

Poke

OoOOooh! W-wait a minute! Heehee, that gave me penguin-bumps! That's like goosebumps but BETTER!
Ahaha! If you don't cut it out, I'm going to tickle you right back! Unless... unless I get cold feet. I... have cold feet.

Upgrade to Lover

I'm starting to think I'll never find the perfect rock! I have smooth ones, shiny ones, flat ones... but none of them are THE ONE! It's so frustrating! How will you know how I feel?
W-wait a minute! Pebbles aren't the only way to communicate what I want to say, I can just use my words! I love you, and I want to spend the rest of my life with you!

Gwen is in Love with you!

Lover

Peekaboo, icy you! Or do you see me? Or do we see each other? Either way... Hi.
Be chill, my beating heart! Ah, who am I kidding? I love the way it flutters when I see you!
If you ever catch me shaking my head at you, I’m actually flirting! That’s one of the ways penguins court each other, and if it’s cute when they do it, I figure it MUST be cute when I do it. Heehee!
OooOOooo! I'm so flippin' glad to see you! You give me the happy little wiggles.
XOXOXO! Eh, that's not as satisfying to say as it is to write. How about we meet in the middle and you give me a real kiss and hug instead?
Oh no! I'm on REAL thin ice... One wrong move and I'm gonna slip and fall for you all over again!
(Naked) HellooooOOOOooooOOOOoooooOOO! Oops, sorry. My O got carried away, but that tends to happen when you're with me, doesn't it?
(Naked) I'm just gonna go ahead and break the ice here. I'm naked. You're not. Please balance this out ASAP! As Soon As Possible! What? Not ALL my acronyms have to be about penguins.
(Naked) Well, hey there. You're just in time. I want to film a nature documentary and could use someone behind the camera or a co-star...

Seduce

You could say not getting into the club was a peng-loss, but falling in love with you made it a peng-win! Eheeheehee!
Interested in a little enrichment activity? I'll hide a treat somewhere on me, and you'll have to find it! The treat could be a rock, a little fish, or even a kiss! Heehee.
Hah. Your girlfriend's feeling a little chilly willy today. How about we snuggle up together like the rest of the world's a whiteout blizzard and we need each other to survive?
Being in love with you is like rolling snowballs down an iceberg. It may start small, but it quickly becomes bigger and bigger until... SPLASH! You're in a surf-worthy tidal wave of emotions!
Is it too forward to ask you to put a rock on my finger? Oh! Not a diamond, necessarily. I'd be happy with anything. Even cubic zirconia. Just in case you haven't caught on, I love the act of trading rocks to show our love!
When you like someone, you feel butterflies in your tummy. I don't like butterflies, so I was trying to think of the sea equivalent. Krill? Sardines? Anchovies? Jellyfish? Yeah! You fill me with jellyfish!
Come hail or high water, our love can survive anything! A little spat, a bad date, or even an orca attack! Though, I don't know how many orcas live in this town...
Even if the penguin club threw another party and offered me VIP (Very Important Penguin) status, if you couldn't come with me, I'd be all like "well now I don't want to."
When someone's hot, you call them a smokeshow, right? Well, smoke is harsh and yucky, but you're so chill and smooth. That makes you a SLIDESHOW! Wait.
Heehee, you make me happier than that time I rescued that penguin squeak toy from the dog park! Plus, you make my heart beat faster than it did when that dog chased me for twenty city blocks...
The fairy penguin is the smallest penguin at just 13 inches tall! Being the smallest makes it the cutest, but it still has nothing on you.
Here, hold my hand! No, wait, actually... give me a hug! No, no a kiss! No, a flying tackle! Is that too much? I feel like that might have been too much.
How about a little PDA? And this time I DO mean Penguin Dance Activity! Shake that tail!
I got us concert tickets to see my favorite band! I bet you can't guess what style of music they play! I'll give you a hint: penguins love it! ...Give up? It's ROCK music, hehehe!
Have you ever seen the Northern Lights? It's on my ice-bucket list. Would you maybe... take me one day?
My favorite store had a blowout sale! I may have gone a little overboard with the blind boxes... but on the bright side, if we open all 169 of them, we're sure to get the secret figure!
Sledding is totally a sport! In fact, it's the only one I've ever been good at. I could show you all the best postures, as long as you don't mind having my arms and legs wrapped around you.
Everyone in penguin club is raving about ‘poffles.’ No clue what they are. Sounds kinda... fluffy? Or edible? Both?
Just so you know, I love you all the way from the North Pole to the South Pole! Heehee, don't leave me on ice! How much do you love me?
I hope you don't mind, but I got you another rock! It's still not The Perfect One, but you could add it to your collection of Almost Perfect Ones.
How come cat cafes are a thing, but penguin cafes aren't? Should we just open our own? I bet you'd look so cute in a tux and tails!
If I said I wanted to do a deep dive, would you expect me to ask you a bunch of really personal questions? Or grab you an air tank and wetsuit? I know which one I'd prefer!
Come on, we have kings to meet and squishy pink friends to make in Dreamland, so snuggle up to me and let's fall asleep in each other's arms.
Am I in the running for your most adorable, kind, and gentoo girlfriend? The last one is a kind of penguin and would be the highest compliment you could possibly give a girl!
Ah, I wasn't looking at your tush! I was... making sure your walk was stable! Knees together, feet apart, hips... No, I'm lying to you. I was totally staring at your tush.
Your trading card? High popularity. Ultra-rare. Pristine. First edition. Easily worth millions. Trust me - I’m a collectibles expert.
Without my heavy jacket, two things should be VERY obvious, heehee. How much I want you, and how much I need you! What did you think I was talking about?
(Naked) Why don't we do what they do on the Discovery Channel? I'm not talking about the hunting, the fishing, but something a little more... primal.
(Naked) Perfectly smooth, perfectly round, only one of them in the world... Why didn't I realize the pearl between my legs was the perfect "pebble" to give you? Heehee...
(Naked) I have a strong urge to get soaking wet while lying on my tummy. How would you feel about setting up a slide n' slip in the hallway? Or maybe you have another suggestion?
(Naked) Brr! It's cold in here, don't you think? Oh. It's not a complaint. It's an invitation to come warm me up. By ANY means necessary.
(Naked) There's something SO sensual about being completely naked, bare, and vulnerable with you. Thank you for being my sanctuary.
(Naked) Wanna know a little secret? My boobies have names! This is Mumble, and she has the better shape. This one is Pudge, who's a little bigger. Which one's your favorite?
(Naked) My hips and legs are super flexible. I wanted to make sure I'd be okay if I ever slipped on ice and ended up in splits. Though... I think this'll serve us well in another area, too.
(Naked) Sometimes, I worry that you'll get bored with my body, because much like penguins, I mate for life! So let me know if there's anything you wanna try for a little bit of bedroom spice!

Gift

Your generosity brings tears to my ice - I mean eyes... eyes! Whoops, sorry. I was daydreaming about Antarctica again. What I meant to say was thank you for always thinking of me.
Wah! This is awesome! You're giving it to me, right? This isn't a trick? You're not gonna hold it above your head and watch me jump for it? Eee! Best day ever!
Aw, I love this! Your gifts always give me happy little feet. See? Tap, tap, tap, tap!
Holy Humboldt! Just wait until I show this to everyone at the fan club. They're gonna lose their minds!
Ooh! I wanna puff out my chest and parade around with my new treasure! Thank you.
[Holiday Outfit] You've acquired Seasonal Variant Gwen! Congrats! Let's celebrate with snowball cookies.
[School Uniform] I almost went to school to become a programmer, but then I found out there's already an operating system with a penguin mascot, which means computers have been perfected! So anyway, I majored in biology instead...
[Bathing Suit] Yes! Dressed to jump in the water at a moment's notice! I think my new plan for today is to find some awesome waterslides. You in?
[Diamond Ring] Whether it's the wedding march or a march across the continent, I'm with you. I'm yours. Now, forever, and always. I love you.
[Lingerie] Is this your shirt? Well, not anymore! It smells like you, and I'm going to wear it forever.
[Birthday Suit] Brrr! Am I shivering from the cold or anticipation? I guess you'll have to get over here and find out for yourself.
[Any Outfit] Have I told you recently that I appreciate how well you look after me? I'd call you my keeper, but I think it's cuter to call you my lovebird!

Poke

Ahaha! If you don't cut it out, I'm going to tickle you right back! Unless... unless I get cold feet. I... have cold feet.
Wah! You startled me! Lucky for you, I accept apologies in the form of little fish, interesting leaves that LOOK like fish, and gentle kisses!
Cheeky! Heehee, that tickles! Oh, but that's probably the point, considering you're tickling me.
(Naked) Eek! Careful where you stroke, you might accidentally turn me on! Or... is that the goal? Here, give me your hand...
(Naked) Oooh! Touch me like you MEAN it! I wanna collect every sensation you could possibly give me.
(Naked) Ah! Heehee, those sneaky little fingers of yours sure ruffle my feathers. Maybe instead, they should tickle my lips? Ah! Oh, I can't believe I said that!
(Naked) Jiggle jiggle! Look at that, I'm rewarding you for giving me attention! Heehee, jiggle jiggle! Oh! Unless you'd prefer a fish?

Sex Scene

Gwen asks you to come watch something. Thinking it must be a cute penguin video, you hurry over only to find her stripped naked and rhythmically sliding her fingers in and out of herself.
Watching leads to touching, gasping, panting, and orgasms. Finally, your collective frenzy subsides, and Gwen takes her penguin plushie out from under her hips. "Aw, my stuffy's all sweaty. Oh well. Getting that angle was worth it!"

Dates

[Moonlight Stroll] Mmmm... Late night walks make me all sleepy and cuddly. You don't mind, do you? You seem at LEAST as comfortable as my pile of penguin stuffies.
[Beach] That was so much fun! Next time, let's have a race! I bet you didn't know I was a competitive swimmer in school. Though I got disqualified for using flippers.
[Sightseeing] I can't believe the park let me walk with PENGUINS! They're so flippin' cute when they line up like that. We HAVE to get annual memberships!
[Movie Theater] That was beautiful, but SO SAD! Between the narrator's deep, calming voice and the harsh realities of penguin life... What a masterpiece of a documentary! I could watch it a million more times.

Dialogue about Ayeka

Someone cut open my penguin plushie and took out all the stuffing! They left a note saying "you're next"... But I'm not even stuffed!
My front steps got covered in grease overnight! They were so slippery, I could have seriously injured myself if I hadn't remembered my favorite acronym. WAP! Walk Around Penguin-like!
The fan club got a letter asking if we adopted out penguins, and if so, how many of them would it take to feed a polar bear for a year. I've NEVER been so glad we don’t have any.
I feel... uneasy. Like a small penguin being hunted by a big ugly seal.
Do you have time to walk me home? Someone's been following me around lately. It could be a stalker! Or even worse, a thief out to steal my swag!
Someone linked me to a horrible video of a red plumber man throwing a penguin off a cliff! It was a clip from an old video game, but still! Justice for pixelated penguins!

Requirement Table

Relationship Level	Requirements				Completion Reward
Relationship Level	Affection	Requirement 2	Requirement 3	Requirement 4	Completion Reward
Adversary	24,242,424	24 Flowers	24 Plushy Toy	Lvl 24 Funny	0.24×
Nuisance	242,424,242	240 Plushy Toy	24 Tea Set	Lvl 34 Wisdom	0.36×
Frenemy	3,242,424,242	24 Designer Bag	24 Necklace	Lvl 40 Lucky	0.48×
Acquaintance	52,424,242,424	240 New Car	Literally A Star (Lvl 9 - Movies)	Lvl 50 Buff	0.60×
Friendzoned	1,242,424,242,424	2,424 Cute Puppy	242,424 Shoes	15 Moonlight Stroll	0.72×
Awkward Besties	32,424,242,424,242	24 Magic Candles	Lvl 58 Funny	30 Beach	0.84×
Crush	924,242,424,242,424	60 Enchanted Scarf	Lvl 63 Lucky	50 Sightseeing	0.96×
Sweetheart	42,424,242,424,000,000	120 Bewitched Jam	Lvl 68 Buff	60 Movie Theater	1.08×
Girlfriend	2,424,242,424,240,000,000	240 Mystic Slippers	240 Bewitched Jam	Lvl 71 Smart	1.20×
Lover	You did it!

Adversary	Req.s	24,242,424 Affection
		24 Flowers
		24 Plushy Toy
		Lvl 24 Funny
	Reward	0.24×
Nuisance	Req.s	242,424,242 Affection
		240 Plushy Toy
		24 Tea Set
		Lvl 34 Wisdom
	Reward	0.36×
Frenemy	Req.s	3,242,424,242 Affection
		24 Designer Bag
		24 Necklace
		Lvl 40 Lucky
	Reward	0.48×
Acquaintance	Req.s	52,424,242,424 Affection
		240 New Car
		Literally A Star (Lvl 9 - Movies)
		Lvl 50 Buff
	Reward	0.60×
Friendzoned	Req.s	1,242,424,242,424 Affection
		2,424 Cute Puppy
		242,424 Shoes
		15 Moonlight Stroll
	Reward	0.72×
Awkward Besties	Req.s	32,424,242,424,242 Affection
		24 Magic Candles
		Lvl 58 Funny
		30 Beach
	Reward	0.84×
Crush	Req.s	924,242,424,242,424 Affection
		60 Enchanted Scarf
		Lvl 63 Lucky
		50 Sightseeing
	Reward	0.96×
Sweetheart	Req.s	42,424,242,424,000,000 Affection
		120 Bewitched Jam
		Lvl 68 Buff
		60 Movie Theater
	Reward	1.08×
Girlfriend	Req.s	2,424,242,424,240,000,000 Affection
		240 Mystic Slippers
		240 Bewitched Jam
		Lvl 71 Smart
	Reward	1.20×
Lover	You did it!

Trivia

Gwen's Frenemy dialogue about Mr. Pipper is a reference to Mr. Popper from Mr. Popper's Penguins.
Gwen's Friendzone dialogue about the Big Z Memorial Surf Off is a reference to the movie Surf's Up.
- She was cheering for Chicken Joe.
The Crush dialogue - "Smile and wave, skipper." - is a reference to the Penguins of Madagascar, from the Madagascar television franchise.
Her Lover dialogue about Poffles is a reference to Puffles, adoptable creatures from the game Club Penguin.
Gwen states that her breasts are slightly asymmetrical, a unique trait among the current dateable characters.

Gallery

Encounter
Encounter
Friendzoned
Sweetheart
Lover
Moonlight Stroll Date
Beach Date
Sightseeing Date
Movie Theater Date

Dates (Frosty Event)

Frosty Event Moonlight Stroll Date
Frosty Event Beach Date
Frosty Event Sightseeing Date

Encounter
Mad
Harassed
Neutral
Happy
Tickled
Likes You
Likes You LOTS

Mobile

Encounter
Mad
Harassed
Neutral
Happy
Tickled
Likes You
Likes You LOTS

Holiday Outfit

Neutral
Happy
Tickled
Likes You
Likes You LOTS

School Uniform

Neutral
Happy
Tickled
Likes You
Likes You LOTS

Bathing Suit

Neutral
Happy
Tickled
Likes You
Likes You LOTS

Diamond Ring

Neutral
Happy
Tickled
Likes You
Likes You LOTS

Holiday Outfit

Neutral
Happy
Tickled
Likes You
Likes You LOTS

School Uniform

Neutral
Happy
Tickled
Likes You
Likes You LOTS

Bathing Suit

Neutral
Happy
Tickled
Likes You
Likes You LOTS

Diamond Ring

Neutral
Happy
Tickled
Likes You
Likes You LOTS

Moonlight Stroll
Beach
Sightseeing
Movie Theater

References

↑ From the 10th Anniversary Artbook

[Artbook-1] From the 10th Anniversary Artbook

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