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Frosty Event

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The Frosty Event is a Christmas-themed Parallel Event in Crush Crush, first taking place from December 15 to December 20, 2022, exclusively on the PC version, spanning a total of five days. It rewarded Yuki as a dateable character. In following reruns, new characters were introduced as rewards - Grace in Dec 2023 and Aurora in 2024.

As this event takes place within a Parallel Universe, things such as Time Blocks, Speed Boosts, Hobbies and other things are reset, meaning you start from scratch and work your way from the ground up.

This Event features "Goals", which can be completed in order to earn various items and boosts that are helpful in progressing further in the event, such as Speed Boosts, Time Skips, Time Blocks, Money, and Snowballs. Additionally, some goals offer rewards for the Main Game, such as an Event Achievement and an array of outfits. If you complete every Goal before the event ends, you will be able to unlock the grand prize: a fully date-able Girl for the Main Game.

Availability

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ImageEvent NameRun Duration
Frosty Event - Yuki15 Dec 2022 - 20 Dec 2022
Frosty Event - Yuki23 Aug 2023 - 28 Aug 2023
Frosty Event - Grace20 Dec 2023 - 25 Dec 2023
Frosty Event - Grace23 May 2024 - 27 May 2024
Frosty Event - Grace08 Nov 2024 - 13 Nov 2024
Frosty Event - Aurora12 Dec 2024 - 17 Dec 2024
Frosty Event - Yuki06 Mar 2025 - 11 Mar 2025
Frosty Event - Grace31 Jul 2025 - 05 Aug 2025
Frosty Event - Yuki27 Nov 2025 - 02 Dec 2025
Frosty Event - Gwen11 Dec 2025 - 16 Dec 2025
Frosty Event - Aurora19 Feb 2026 - 24 Feb 2026

Cutscenes

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Opening Cutscene

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Upon entering the Event, you're greeted with an opening cutscene/dialogue which plays out as the following:

  1. (You find yourself somewhere both familiar and not familiar. It's almost like you've stepped into...)
  2. (A PARALLEL UNIVERSE)
  3. (This place is freezing cold. In the distance you see a house with glowing windows. It looks warm and inviting, so you begin trudging through the snow towards it.)
  4. (You find a beautiful woman there, snow-shovel in hand.)
  5. Rose: Who is this beautiful stranger emerging from the storm in front of me?
  6. Rose: Aiee, but I cannot stop to talk! It's almost time for the town's traditional Frostmas celebration to start, and we are becoming snowed in!

You then exit the Dialogue, and are greeted by Qpiddy explaining the event:

  1. Welcome to the Frosty Event! This limited-time event takes place in a parallel universe filled with Frostmas cheer. How jolly!
  2. In this universe, all your quaint jobs and cozy hobbies start at level 0. The same goes for any girls you meet, and they'll pay out Snowballs as you get to know them!
  3. Make sure you spend your Snowballs when you can! Since Snowballs can't travel between universes, you won't be able to keep them once the Frosty Event ends.
  4. The good news is, Diamonds CAN travel between universes! That means your Diamonds are shared between the Frosty Event and your main game.
  5. By the way, you'll earn rewards based on the progress you make during the Frosty Event. You can claim your rewards in the "Goals" tab.
  6. At the end of the event, any Outfits or Character rewards you've earned will travel back through the portal with you to your main game.
  7. Just remember, Speed Boosts, Time Blocks, and Snowballs CAN'T travel back with you, so spend them before the timer runs out!
  8. Oh, and just so you know, you can return to the main game any time you want by going to the "Return" tab!
  9. That about covers it. Have fun, and enjoy the Frosty Event!

Ending Cutscene

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When Yuki is the event reward

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  1. (It really is the best Frostmas ever.)
  2. (The decorations twinkle and shine, everyone loves their gifts, and at the end of the ight, a roaring fire makes everything cozy and warm.)
  3. (You eat gingerbread with Peanut, drink eggnog with Fumi, and read ghost stories with Renee.)
  4. (You dance with Juliet, catch snowflakes on your tongue with Yuki, and kiss Rosa beneath the mistletoe.)
  5. (But soon the night is no longer young, and you can feel the portal calling you home. You must bid the frosty wonderland farewell.)
  6. (As the portal closes around you, you see Yuki waving goodbye. You can't help but wonder... will you ever see her again?)

When Grace is the event reward

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  1. (It really is the best Frostmas ever.)
  2. (The decorations twinkle and shine, everyone loves their gifts, and at the end of the ight, a roaring fire makes everything cozy and warm.)
  3. (You eat gingerbread with Peanut, drink eggnog with Fumi, and read ghost stories with Renee.)
  4. (You dance with Juliet, catch snowflakes on your tongue with Grace, and kiss Rosa beneath the mistletoe.)
  5. (But soon the night is no longer young, and you can feel the portal calling you home. You must bid the frosty wonderland farewell.)
  6. (The portal closes around you, and… What’s that out of the corner of your eye? Was that a girl jumping in after you…!?)

When Aurora is the event reward

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  1. (It really is the best Frostmas ever.)
  2. (The decorations twinkle and shine, everyone loves their gifts, and at the end of the ight, a roaring fire makes everything cozy and warm.)
  3. (You eat gingerbread with Peanut, drink eggnog with Fumi, and read ghost stories with Renee.)
  4. (You dance with Juliet, build a snow fort with Aurora, and kiss Rosa beneath the mistletoe.)
  5. (But soon the night is no longer young, and you can feel the portal calling you home. You must bid the frosty wonderland farewell.)
  6. (As the portal closes around you, you see Aurora waving goodbye. You can't help but wonder... will you ever see her again?)

When Gwen is the event reward

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  1. (It really is the best Frostmas ever.)
  2. (The decorations twinkle and shine, everyone loves their gifts, and at the end of the ight, a roaring fire makes everything cozy and warm.)
  3. (You eat gingerbread with Peanut, drink eggnog with Fumi, and read ghost stories with Renee.)
  4. (You dance with Juliet, kiss Rosa beneath the mistletoe, and have a silly snowball fight with Gwen and her penguins.)
  5. (But soon the night is no longer young, and you can feel the portal calling you home. You must bid the frosty wonderland farewell.)
  6. (As the portal closes around you, you see Gwen waving goodbye. You can't help but wonder... will you ever see her again?)

Girls

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Rosa - A beautiful woman who is trying to prepare for the traditional Frostmas celebration.


Unlocked by entering the event.

Peanut - A cute girl attempting (and failing) to build the most extravagant gingerbread house you've ever seen.


Unlocked by reaching Adventurous Lvl 2 Adventurous.

Fumi - A beautiful Frostmas elf who is responsible for the celebration's gift wrapping, but is nowhere near completing her task.


Unlocked by reaching Creativity Lvl 12 Creativity.

Renée - A lovely young lady who's panicking about singing in public and leading the Frostmas carolers.


Unlocked by reaching Confidence Lvl 24 Confidence.

Juliet - A lovely pink-haired maiden you encounter arguing with Rosa, whose Frostmas decorations have all been lost in the blizzard.


Unlocked by reaching Suave Lvl 43 Suave.

Yuki - A Reindeer mail carrier who appeared at Marshmallow's door, just when you needed a way to deliver the Frostmas presents...


Unlocked by reaching Balance Lvl 48 Balance.

Grace - An ethereal young woman with glistening arms of ice, who stops by your house on the way home from ballet.


Unlocked by reaching Balance Lvl 48 Balance.

Aurora - An excited polar-bear girl who has arrived to see the world's most wonderful Frostmas celebration.


Unlocked by reaching Balance Lvl 48 Balance.

Gwen - An penguin circus ringmaster, who's here for a parade performance, but mistakenly didn't register.


Unlocked by reaching Balance Lvl 48 Balance.

Jobs & Hobbies

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This Event comes with all-new Festive Themed Jobs and Hobbies as listed here:

Level Title Earnings Time $ Per Min Needed Shifts Time Blocks
1 Slipper & Faller $10 4s $150 4 3
2 Surface Inspector $12 4s $180 40 3
3 Snow Sweeper $14 4s $210 360 3
4 Slush Smoother $17 4s $255 2,880 3
5 Frost Flattener $20 4s $300 20,160 3
6 Ice Improver $24 4s $360 120,960 3
7 Rink Refurbisher $29 4s $435 604,800 3
8 Glacier Glider $35 4s $525 2,419,200 3
9 Iceberg Idolizer $42 4s $630 7,257,600 3
10 Zamphoney Zealot $50 4s $750 Maxed 3
Level Title Earnings Per Min (base) Needed Shifts
1 Slipper & Faller $150 4
2 Surface Inspector $180 40
3 Snow Sweeper $210 360
4 Slush Smoother $255 2880
5 Frost Flattener $300 20160
6 Ice Improver $360 120960
7 Rink Refurbisher $435 604800
8 Glacier Glider $525 2419200
9 Iceberg Idolizer $630 7257600
10 Zamphoney Zealot $750 Maxed

Level Title Earnings Time $ Per Min Needed Shifts Time Blocks
1 Trainhopper $35 6s $350 70 3
2 Trainspotter $46 6s $460 280 3
3 Track Builder $60 6s $600 1,120 3
4 Coal Shoveler $78 6s $780 4,480 3
5 Station Porter $101 6s $1,010 20,160 3
6 Ticket Inspector $131 6s $1,310 90,720 3
7 Coach Attendant $170 6s $1,700 453,600 3
8 Train Engineer $204 6s $2,040 2,268,000 3
9 Train Conductor $245 6s $2,450 11,340,000 3
10 Trainmaster $294 6s $2,940 Maxed 3
Level Title Earnings Per Min (base) Needed Shifts
1 Trainhopper $350 70
2 Trainspotter $460 280
3 Track Builder $600 1120
4 Coal Shoveler $780 4480
5 Station Porter $1,010 20160
6 Ticket Inspector $1,310 90720
7 Coach Attendant $1,700 453600
8 Train Engineer $2,040 2268000
9 Train Conductor $2,450 11340000
10 Trainmaster $2,940 Maxed

Level Title Earnings Time $ Per Min Needed Shifts Time Blocks
1 Sleigh Bell Fastener $240 30s $480 450 5
2 Runner Realigner $336 28s $720 1,800 5
3 Route Planner $470 26s $1,084.62 6,300 5
4 Merry Mechanic $611 24s $1,527.5 22,050 5
5 Reindeer Wrangler $794 22s $2,165.45 66,150 5
6 Takeoff Technician $953 20s $2,859 198,450 5
7 Fog Navigator $1,144 18s $3,813.33 595,350 5
8 Heavy Snowfall Strategist $1,258 16s $4,717.5 1,488,375 5
9 Night Flight Ace $1,384 14s $5,931.43 3,720,938 5
10 Claus Family Chauffer $1,522 12s $7,610 Maxed 5
Level Title Earnings Per Min (base) Needed Shifts
1 Sleigh Bell Fastener $480 450
2 Runner Realigner $720 1800
3 Route Planner $1,084.62 6300
4 Merry Mechanic $1,527.5 22050
5 Reindeer Wrangler $2,165.45 66150
6 Takeoff Technician $2,859 198450
7 Fog Navigator $3,813.33 595350
8 Heavy Snowfall Strategist $4,717.5 1488375
9 Night Flight Ace $5,931.43 3720938
10 Claus Family Chauffer $7,610 Maxed

Level Title Earnings Time $ Per Min Needed Shifts Time Blocks
1 Fake Snow Arranger $90 6s $900 700 4
2 Plastic Mistletoe Hanger $117 6s $1,170 3,500 4
3 Cozy Lighting Positioner $152 6s $1,520 17,500 4
4 Snowman Stunt Double $213 6s $2,130 70,000 4
5 Cute Camera Operator $298 6s $2,980 280,000 4
6 Thermal Costume Designer $417 6s $4,170 840,000 4
7 Kiss-Scene Choreographer $542 6s $5,420 2,520,000 4
8 Predictable-Script Writer $705 6s $7,050 5,040,000 4
9 Pepperminty Producer $846 7s $7,251.43 10,080,000 4
10 Decorated Director $1,015 7s $8,700 Maxed 4
Level Title Earnings Per Min (base) Needed Shifts
1 Fake Snow Arranger $900 700
2 Plastic Mistletoe Hanger $1,170 3500
3 Cozy Lighting Positioner $1,520 17500
4 Snowman Stunt Double $2,130 70000
5 Cute Camera Operator $2,980 280000
6 Thermal Costume Designer $4,170 840000
7 Kiss-Scene Choreographer $5,420 2520000
8 Predictable-Script Writer $7,050 5040000
9 Pepperminty Producer $7,251.43 10080000
10 Decorated Director $8,700 Maxed

Level Title Earnings Time $ Per Min Needed Shifts Time Blocks
1 Candy Cane Distributer $300 20s $900 240 6
2 Awkward Helper Elf $390 20s $1,170 720 6
3 Fake Beard Fraudster $507 20s $1,521 2,160 6
4 North Pole Poser $659 20s $1,977 6,480 6
5 List Maker $857 20s $2,571 25,920 6
6 List Checker $1,114 20s $3,342 103,680 6
7 List Double-Checker $1,448 20s $4,344 311,040 6
8 Jolly Ol' Impersonator $1,882 20s $5,646 933,120 6
9 Certified Santa Stand-In $2,447 20s $7,341 2,799,360 6
10 Practically The Real Deal $3,181 20s $9,543 Maxed 6
Level Title Earnings Per Min (base) Needed Shifts
1 Candy Cane Distributer $900 240
2 Awkward Helper Elf $1,170 720
3 Fake Beard Fraudster $1,521 2160
4 North Pole Poser $1,977 6480
5 List Maker $2,571 25920
6 List Checker $3,342 103680
7 List Double-Checker $4,344 311040
8 Jolly Ol' Impersonator $5,646 933120
9 Certified Santa Stand-In $7,341 2799360
10 Practically The Real Deal $9,543 Maxed

Level Title Earnings Time $ Per Min Needed Shifts Time Blocks
1 Snowscaper $6,000 60s $6,000 400 8
2 Sub-Zero Basement Digger $12,000 60s $12,000 1,200 8
3 Foundation Freezer $21,600 60s $21,600 3,600 8
4 Ice Brick Layer $34,560 60s $34,560 9,000 8
5 Frozen Pipe Plumber $51,840 60s $51,840 22,500 8
6 Chimney Melter $72,576 60s $72,576 45,000 8
7 Frosty Floor Planner $94,349 60s $94,349 90,000 8
8 Polar House Builder $113,219 60s $113,219 180,000 8
9 Snow Chateau Designer $135,863 60s $135,863 360,000 8
10 Ice Palace Architect $163,036 60s $163,036 Maxed 8
Level Title Earnings Per Min (base) Needed Shifts
1 Snowscaper $6,000 400
2 Sub-Zero Basement Digger $12,000 1200
3 Foundation Freezer $21,600 3600
4 Ice Brick Layer $34,560 9000
5 Frozen Pipe Plumber $51,840 22500
6 Chimney Melter $72,576 45000
7 Frosty Floor Planner $94,349 90000
8 Polar House Builder $113,219 180000
9 Snow Chateau Designer $135,863 360000
10 Ice Palace Architect $163,036 Maxed

Level Title Earnings Time $ Per Min Needed Shifts Time Blocks
1 Hoser $800 40s $1,200 3,000 6
2 Puck Polisher $1,200 40s $1,800 6,000 6
3 Skate Sharpener $1,800 40s $2,700 12,000 6
4 Helmet Tester $2,700 40s $4,050 24,000 6
5 Benchwarmer $4,050 40s $6,075 48,000 6
6 Fist Fighter $6,075 40s $9,112.5 96,000 6
7 Stickhandler $9,113 40s $13,669.5 192,000 6
8 Slapshotter $12,758 40s $19,137 480,000 6
9 Puck Master $17,861 40s $26,791.5 1,200,000 6
10 The Great One $25,005 40s $37,507.5 Maxed 6
Level Title Earnings Per Min (base) Needed Shifts
1 Hoser $1,200 3000
2 Puck Polisher $1,800 6000
3 Skate Sharpener $2,700 12000
4 Helmet Tester $4,050 24000
5 Benchwarmer $6,075 48000
6 Fist Fighter $9,112.5 96000
7 Stickhandler $13,669.5 192000
8 Slapshotter $19,137 480000
9 Puck Master $26,791.5 1200000
10 The Great One $37,507.5 Maxed

Level Title Earnings Time $ Per Min Needed Shifts Time Blocks
1 Envelope Licker $2,000 60s $2,000 1,000 4
2 Stamp Sticker $6,000 80s $4,500 2,000 4
3 Bag Stuffer $18,000 100s $10,800 4,000 4
4 Tissue Paper Fluffer $30,000 120s $15,000 8,000 4
5 Paper Cutter $40,000 140s $17,142.86 19,200 4
6 Ribber Curler $50,000 160s $18,750 38,400 4
7 Tag Writer $55,000 170s $19,411.76 76,800 4
8 Glitter Shaker $60,000 160s $22,500 153,600 4
9 Bow Maker $65,000 130s $30,000 307,200 4
10 Gift Stacker $80,000 110s $43,636.36 Maxed 4
Level Title Earnings Per Min (base) Needed Shifts
1 Envelope Licker $2,000 1000
2 Stamp Sticker $4,500 2000
3 Bag Stuffer $10,800 4000
4 Tissue Paper Fluffer $15,000 8000
5 Paper Cutter $17,142.86 19200
6 Ribber Curler $18,750 38400
7 Tag Writer $19,411.76 76800
8 Glitter Shaker $22,500 153600
9 Bow Maker $30,000 307200
10 Gift Stacker $43,636.36 Maxed

Level Title Earnings Time $ Per Min Needed Shifts Time Blocks
1 Puppy Herder $1,000 300s $200 240 8
2 Wet Dog Dodger $2,000 280s $428.57 840 8
3 Pack Perfector $3,000 260s $692.31 2,520 8
4 Paw Pad Pamperer $4,000 240s $1,000 7,560 8
5 Seasonal Sledder $5,000 220s $1,363.64 18,900 8
6 Fur Coat Caretaker $6,000 200s $1,800 37,800 8
7 Severe Weather Scoffer $7,000 180s $2,333.33 75,600 8
8 Arctic Adventurer $8,000 160s $3,000 151,200 8
9 Blizzard Wizard $9,000 140s $3,857.14 302,400 8
10 Magnificent Musher $242,424 60s $242,424 Maxed 8
Level Title Earnings Per Min (base) Needed Shifts
1 Puppy Herder $200 240
2 Wet Dog Dodger $428.57 840
3 Pack Perfector $692.31 2520
4 Paw Pad Pamperer $1,000 7560
5 Seasonal Sledder $1,363.64 18900
6 Fur Coat Caretaker $1,800 37800
7 Severe Weather Scoffer $2,333.33 75600
8 Arctic Adventurer $3,000 151200
9 Blizzard Wizard $3,857.14 302400
10 Magnificent Musher $242,424 Maxed

Level Title Earnings Time $ Per Min Needed Shifts Time Blocks
1 Snow Scooper $20,000 120s $10,000 100 9
2 Syrup Drizzler $40,000 115s $20,869.57 300 9
3 New Flavor Inventor $76,000 110s $41,454.55 900 9
4 Snow Cone Connoisseur $136,800 105s $78,171.43 2,700 9
5 Brand Ambassador $232,560 100s $139,536 8,100 9
6 Small Business Owner $372,096 95s $235,008 25,110 9
7 Shaved Ice Wholesaler $595,354 90s $396,902.67 77,841 9
8 Gourmet Flavor Merchant $893,031 80s $669,773.25 249,091 9
9 Snow Cone Restaurateur $1,339,547 70s $1,148,183.14 797,091 9
10 Snow Cone Tycoon $2,009,321 60s $2,009,321 Maxed 9
Level Title Earnings Per Min (base) Needed Shifts
1 Snow Scooper $10,000 100
2 Syrup Drizzler $20,869.57 300
3 New Flavor Inventor $41,454.55 900
4 Snow Cone Connoisseur $78,171.43 2700
5 Brand Ambassador $139,536 8100
6 Small Business Owner $235,008 25110
7 Shaved Ice Wholesaler $396,902.67 77841
8 Gourmet Flavor Merchant $669,773.25 249091
9 Snow Cone Restaurateur $1,148,183.14 797091
10 Snow Cone Tycoon $2,009,321 Maxed

*Ranks, Shifts, and Dollars correspond to the latest iteration (December 2025)

Hobbies

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Hobby Title Stat Raised Preferred by
Shoveling Buff Rosa
Dancing Suave Juliet
Snowboarding Adventurous Gwen
Shopping Generosity N/A
Sketching Creativity N/A
Caroling Confidence Renée
Baking Patience Peanut
Ice Skating Balance Yuki/Grace/Aurora
Reindeer Training Discipline Fumi
Video Games Reflexes N/A
Meditation Peacefulness N/A
Eggnog Tasting Culinary N/A

Unlock Requirements

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Character Hobby Required
Rosa None
Peanut Adventurous Lvl 2 Adventurous
Fumi Creativity Lvl 12 Creativity
Renée Confidence Lvl 24 Confidence
Juliet Suave Lvl 43 Suave
Yuki/Grace/Aurora Balance Lvl 48 Balance

Dialogue List

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Adversary

  • There are many things left to do, and yet you tempt me to become distracted! If you want to be helpful, there is another shovel over there!
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  • I do not have time to speak. I must finish shoveling so that I can help the others with their tasks, or else there will be no celebration this year!
  • Do not flutter those beautiful eyes at me! You will pull me away from my tasks! No! I must stay committed!  
  • Aiiiiee! Why must you be so adorable and wonderful? I Iook into those eyes, and feel myself melting!
  • Please! If you truly wish to help me, you will focus on the snow. Every heart in this town will break if Frostmas becomes canceled!
  • Your kindness and lighthearted laughter remind me... of simpler days, When I was young, and the world was bright with lights and snow, I long to see Frostmas through a child's eyes once more. 
  • Aiiee! No no! If you make me laugh, then misfortune is sure to follow! Fate only spares the boring ones!
  • No no no no no! Giving me things to hold while I shovel will make it harder! Did my grouch of a sister Lola send you!?
Upgrading to Nuisance
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  1. Aiiee! I can't become distracted! I won't become distracted! Are you even listening to me??? Aren't you afraid to tempt fate and bring calamity to Frostmas?
  2. I have already fallen so far behind! I do not know if I share your optimism... I need time to think.

Nuisance

  • Aiiee! My mind wanders and I think of you. Now is not the time! Now is not the place! Curse the romance of Frostmas and my very long to-do list!
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  • The Frostmas spirit is warm and alive within you! Perhaps I do have time for some *quick* distracting...
  • How I wish I had time for romantic indulgences! There are still gingerbread houses to make, presents to wrap, carolling to schedule, and decorations to fix!
  • *sigh* Things would not be so bad, if my evil twin Lola would finally stop trying to steal my Mama's secret Frostmas recipes!
  • Sometimes my life feels like one long-running drama on the television! If there is any justice in the world, the storm will let up and we will have a cozy and calm holiday season!
  • *giggle* You rascal! If you keep sneaking up and tickling me, I'll have to figure out an elaborate plan for revenge!
  • No no no no no! Giving me things to hold while I shovel will make it harder! Did my grouch of a sister Lola send you!?
Upgrading to Frenemy
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  1. I must warn you - the last time that someone arrived under mysterious circumstances to help us, they were in a suspicious and tragic Zamphoney accident!
  2. Bad luck follows me at every turn. Even as beautiful as you are, my heart will not be tempted away from focusing on the festivities.

Frenemy

  • *groan* Why must there be such alluring foolish lovers in this world? Why must they tug at my heart so?
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  • *sigh* Things would not be so bad, if my evil twin Lola would finally stop trying to steal my Mama's secret Frostmas recipes!
  • The Frostmas spirit is warm and alive within you! Perhaps I do have time for some *quick* distracting...
  • Sometimes my life feels like one long-running drama on the television! If there is any justice in the world, the storm will let up and we will have a cozy and calm holiday season!
  • When I am stressed, I cook, Please tell me you are hungry and stay for dinner! I will make sweet potatoes, green beans, and stuffing. Can you carve the roast beast? I need to finish the fruitcake.
  • How I wish I had time for romantic indulgences! There are still gingerbread houses to make, presents to wrap, carolling to schedule, and decorations to fix!
  • *giggle* You rascal! If you keep sneaking up and tickling me, I'll have to figure out an elaborate plan for revenge!
  • Aiiee! This is so lovely! That you would give it to me now instead of waiting for the festivities... Do you have something planned?
Upgrading to Acquaintance
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  1. We are used to dramatic and unfortunate events in this town. The storm really set us back, but you... You are like the Frostmas miracle we have been asking for!
  2. Truthfully, this is all making my head spin. My heart feels like it is going to burst from my chest!

Acquaintance

  • Hello, my friend! I am glad to see some strange and ironic tragedy has not befallen you today.
  • Sometimes my life feels like one long-running drama on the television! If there is any justice in the world, the storm will let up and we will have a cozy and calm holiday season!
  • *sigh* Things would not be so bad, if my evil twin Lola would finally stop trying to steal my Mama's secret Frostmas recipes!
  • The Frostmas spirit is warm and alive within you! Perhaps I do have time for some *quick* distracting...
  • When I am stressed, I cook, Please tell me you are hungry and stay for dinner! I will make sweet potatoes, green beans, and stuffing. Can you carve the roast beast? I need to finish the fruitcake.
  • How I wish I had time for romantic indulgences! There are still gingerbread houses to make, presents to wrap, carolling to schedule, and decorations to fix!
  • *giggle* You rascal! If you keep sneaking up and tickling me, I'll have to figure out an elaborate plan for revenge!
  • Aiiee! This is so lovely! That you would give it to me now instead of waiting for the festivities... Do you have something planned?
Upgrade to Friendzoned
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  1. We seem to have gotten the snow under control. It also seems to me that my friends will like you. Since we have determined this - please give me your analepsis!
  2. Why do you make that face? I want your analepsis - your flashback! Tell me who you are and where you come from! What did you think it meant?

Friendzoned

  • I would like to invite you to attend the Frostmas celebration. With me. As friends. Life is not a TV movie, and this is not a romantic plot device.
  • Hahaha! I have not laughed like this in so long! almost forgot what it feels like, even for a moment, for the stress of preparing for Frostmas to melt away.
  • It is like you have been blessed with this hidden talent for shoveling! I cannot believe the quantity of snow you have moved! May I... May I see your muscles and fawn over them appropriately?
  • My life, she is sometimes filled with crazy situations and misunderstandings. But with you around, it is easier to embrace these situations, to see the humor and fun in them!
  • You are a true friend and a kind soul. I see you, and my heart overflows with peace and love.
  • It is not very ladylike, but I enjoy... Snowball fights! I love the surprise of the snowball hitting me and breaking apart, caressing me as it falls into my clothing! It fills me with such longings!
  • Oh my! One of my waiters accidentally dropped a gumdrop button down my bosom today, and tried to use an oversized candy cane to get it out. This is the third time this has happened!
  • *giggle* You rascal! If you keep sneaking up and tickling me, I'll have to figure out an elaborate plan for revenge!
  • Aiiee! Look look! It is so nice! Where did you get this? How did you afford it? I demand answers!
Upgrading to Awkward Besties
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  1. Fine! If you insist, I will tell you why I cannot trust beautiful strangers when Frostmas is so close!
  2. I have fallen before to the wiles of charming people using the romance of holidays to become closer to me. Alas, instead it was to fulfill their own selfish desires!

Awkward Besties

  • Hee hee! Yes, I see you looking, It is okay to window shop! Just do not fog up the glass...
Flirt
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  • Tee hee! You are wondering if I wear this dress everywhere, yes? Do not worry! It makes for poor pajamas, and a worse swimsuit. But it is surprisingly fun to wear in the kitchen!
  • Do you appreciate all the work we have put in for Frostmas? It is very important to me, I love my town. I love Frostmaas, I love that one can bring joy to the other. It is perfect!
  • I went to see a fortune teller, and she said my love is cursed. But when I mentioned you, she said “Take backsies!", and made me promise not to give you her number. How strange, yes?
  • Our town has ice skating, an excellent sledding hill, cozy hot chocolate shops... I hope you plan to enjoy our annual festivities! Maybe with me?
  • Oh ho HO! You think you have tasted good mulled wine? Sit. I shall fetch you a glass of mine. Orange slices, cinnamon, cloves, brown sugar, and a dash of cardamom! It will make your tastebuds sing!
  • Do you want to come with me to the community hall? The school children are putting on a play! The person directing it was briefly engaged to my evil twin sister, Lola. It is a long and strange story.
  • My Papa was a dance teacher, and my Mama a cook. So you can thank my Papa for the way my hips move. But you can thank my Mama for the hips! Hee hee!
  • *giggle* You rascal! If you keep sneaking up and tickling me, I'll have to figure out an elaborate plan for revenge!
  • Aiiee! Look look! It is so nice! Where did you get this? How did you afford it? I demand answers!
Upgrading to Crush
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  1. My marshmallow! Good news! A mysterious benefactor has made a sizeable donation to the town's Frostmas celebrations! For reasons I will not speak of, Frostmas is our town's major industry!
  2. I just... I can't believe how lucky my life has gotten since I met you. I feel like I am going to cry with happiness!

Crush

  • *gasp* Sorry! Sometimes, when you are talking to me, l... I forget to breathe.
Flirt
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  • Our town has ice skating, an excellent sledding hill, cozy hot chocolate shops... I hope you plan to enjoy our annual festivities! Maybe with me?
  • Somehow you have made your way into my thoughts and I have started imagining us participating in foolish holiday montages.
  • Tee hee! You are wondering if I wear this dress everywhere, yes? Do not worry! It makes for poor pajamas, and a worse swimsuit. But it is surprisingly fun to wear in the kitchen!
  • Oh ho HO! You think you have tasted good mulled wine? Sit. I shall fetch you a glass of mine. Orange slices, cinnamon, cloves, brown sugar, and a dash of cardamom! It will make your tastebuds sing!
  • Do you appreciate all the work we have put in for Frostmas? It is very important to me, I love my town. I love Frostmaas, I love that one can bring joy to the other. It is perfect!
  • Do you want to come with me to the community hall? The school children are putting on a play! The person directing it was briefly engaged to my evil twin sister, Lola. It is a long and strange story.
  • My Papa was a dance teacher, and my Mama a cook. So you can thank my Papa for the way my hips move. But you can thank my Mama for the hips! Hee hee!
  • I went to see a fortune teller, and she said my love is cursed. But when I mentioned you, she said “Take backsies!", and made me promise not to give you her number. How strange, yes?
  • Mmmmm. Just a little softer... Yes. And now a little harder...
  • *giggle* I hope that this very thoughtful and lovely gift is just a token of love, and not a secret attempt to conceal some wicked deed you've done...
Upgrading to Sweetheart
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  1. I know I have been cold like these winter winds, but your beauty and kindness have defrosted my heart! I have been thinking... Do you... Want to try... Us?
  2. I do too. I think of you all day. And... Every night as well. I want to be together with you...

Sweetheart

  • Oh look! There's festive music playing, the lighting is romantic, and suddenly there is a stage underfoot! Such a coincidence! It must be fate! We must not waste this! Dance with me!
Flirt
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  • Many of the decorations say things such as "Live, Laugh, Love" I wonder what kind of person must be reminded of these things?
  • Yesterday, I tried a vegan recipe for mincemeat pie. It was... Not good. I had to throw it in the garbage and confess what I had done.
  • Oh my goodness! My lips are pursed, ready for a kiss! ls there anyone who can help me with this situation?
  • English may be my second language, but lam comfortable in my speaking ability. I believe many things translate well! [LAUGHS IN SPANISH]
  • Every time you put your arm around my waist, I am lifted to heaven on wings of joy. It never gets old!
  • My heart, my soul, my body. All of it burns for you. I am yours, now and forever, my love!
  • We are lovers, and your touch fills me with passion! Come with me to the Frostmas Ball, and let us show this whole town what love looks like!
  • You have inspired within me such feelings of peace and warmth! The hope that you have brought by being your wonderful self is a treasure! Oh how I wish the holiday season would never end!
  • Can you hear sleigh bells in the distance? Perhaps we should kiss - it is such an opportune and romantic moment!
  • I know that I may not be as beautiful or as clever as other women in your life... But if you wanted someone to love and take care of you...Perhaps, think of me...
  • Notice the back of my hand is on my forehead! I am leaning back! I am swooning! Please, catch me!
  • Aieee! Forgive me, my love. I was staring at you immodestly and imaging all of the naughty things that can be done in front of a warm fire!
  • My ceiling has somehow become covered in mistletoe! I need to be kissed! Often! And by someone who knows how...
  • You are... Bliss to me. Kiss me on the forehead, and tell me the secrets of your heart.
  • If there is one thing I wish for, it is for gloves made with materials as warm as your heart. For then, my hands would never have to be cold again!
  • Ahhh. I want to cook you a feast, then lay your head in my lap while I run my fingers through your hair. Brrr! The thought gives me shivers!
  • Somehow you have made your way into my thoughts and I have started imagining us participating in foolish holiday montages.
  • What say we go outside to make an igloo or snow fort? We can spend the day in it, laughing and being silly with each other!
  • Mmmmm. Just a little softer... Yes. And now a little harder...
  • *giggle* I hope that this very thoughtful and lovely gift is just a token of love, and not a secret attempt to conceal some wicked deed you've done...
Upgrading to Girlfriend
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  1. Gah! I feel like I need to grab you and tell you how much I want you! How much I need you! How much I... crave you!
  2. Phew! Sorry for the outburst! When so many wonderful things happen around the holiday season, it is hard to remember that this is real life and not just a fantasy!

Girlfriend

  • I cannot stop imagining you. Your arm around my waist. Our foreheads touching gently. Hearing you tell me this is the best Frostmas you've ever had...
Flirt
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  • I know that I may not be as beautiful or as clever as other women in your life... But if you wanted someone to love and take care of you...Perhaps, think of me...
  • English may be my second language, but lam comfortable in my speaking ability. I believe many things translate well! [LAUGHS IN SPANISH]
  • Ahhh. I want to cook you a feast, then lay your head in my lap while I run my fingers through your hair. Brrr! The thought gives me shivers!
  • Yesterday, I tried a vegan recipe for mincemeat pie. It was... Not good. I had to throw it in the garbage and confess what I had done.
  • Notice the back of my hand is on my forehead! I am leaning back! I am swooning! Please, catch me!
  • My ceiling has somehow become covered in mistletoe! I need to be kissed! Often! And by someone who knows how...
  • You are... Bliss to me. Kiss me on the forehead, and tell me the secrets of your heart.
  • We are lovers, and your touch fills me with passion! Come with me to the Frostmas Ball, and let us show this whole town what love looks like!
  • Many of the decorations say things such as "Live, Laugh, Love" I wonder what kind of person must be reminded of these things?
  • If there is one thing I wish for, it is for gloves made with materials as warm as your heart. For then, my hands would never have to be cold again!
  • Aieee! Forgive me, my love. I was staring at you immodestly and imaging all of the naughty things that can be done in front of a warm fire!
  • What say we go outside to make an igloo or snow fort? We can spend the day in it, laughing and being silly with each other!
  • Every time you put your arm around my waist, I am lifted to heaven on wings of joy. It never gets old!
  • Umm... I need a hug, Not for anything in particular. I just feel like I need to squeeze someone your exact size and shape.
  • My heart, my soul, my body. All of it burns for you. I am yours, now and forever, my love!
  • Mmmmm. Just a little softer... Yes. And now a little harder...
  • Ohh! So sweet of you, my love! I shall treasure this until I am a cranky old woman! Then I will look upon it fram my rocking chair, with a quilt over my legs as I remember this beautiful holiday!
Upgrading to Lover
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  1. I was so jaded, my marshmallow, about beautiful strangers having ulterior motives... And now I beg of you to have such motives!
  2. My love! I am swept away by the powerful current of your love! Together we will be lost to a sea of deep feelings and genuine happiness! This is the only Frostmas present I could ever want!

Lover

  • My love! I feel as though it has been ages since I saw you! Come and kiss me immediately!
Seduce
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  • If there is one thing I wish for, it is for gloves made with materials as warm as your heart. For then, my hands would never have to be cold again!
  • You are... Bliss to me. Kiss me on the forehead, and tell me the secrets of your heart.
  • Aieee! Forgive me, my love. I was staring at you immodestly and imaging all of the naughty things that can be done in front of a warm fire!
  • I know that I may not be as beautiful or as clever as other women in your life... But if you wanted someone to love and take care of you...Perhaps, think of me...
  • English may be my second language, but lam comfortable in my speaking ability. I believe many things translate well! [LAUGHS IN SPANISH]
  • Every time you put your arm around my waist, I am lifted to heaven on wings of joy. It never gets old!
  • You have inspired within me such feelings of peace and warmth! The hope that you have brought by being your wonderful self is a treasure! Oh how I wish the holiday season would never end!
  • Can you hear sleigh bells in the distance? Perhaps we should kiss - it is such an opportune and romantic moment!
  • We are lovers, and your touch fills me with passion! Come with me to the Frostmas Ball, and let us show this whole town what love looks like!
  • My ceiling has somehow become covered in mistletoe! I need to be kissed! Often! And by someone who knows how...
  • Notice the back of my hand is on my forehead! I am leaning back! I am swooning! Please, catch me!
  • Mmmmm. Just a little softer... Yes. And now a little harder...
  • Ohh! So sweet of you, my love! I shall treasure this until I am a cranky old woman! Then I will look upon it from my rocking chair, with a quilt over my legs as I remember this beautiful holiday!

Dates

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  • [Moonlight Stroll] *sigh* Every kiss beneath the moonlight feels like a first kiss...
  • [Beach] Aiiee! I am so embarrassed! If I ever see that little crab again, he will be headed straight into my Frostmas mariscada!
  • [Sightseeing] I love the way the snow falls, making everything so quiet and bright! We might as well have been the only people in town... How romantic it was!
  • [Movie Theater] That movie was so silly and unrealistic! Having the girl betray her lover at the altar to star in the Frostmas parade? Ha! Ridiculous!

Peanut

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First Meeting
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  1. (When you head inside, the house warms you in a cozy warmth. The scent of fresh gingerbread draws you immediately towards the kitchen.)
  2. (There, a cute girl leans over the most extravagant ginger bread house you've ever seen. She's about to place another chimney when she looks up...)
  3. (And the entire east wing of the gingerbread mansion collapses!)
  4. Peanut: Oh, no... Not again!
  5. (You feel terrible for the girl. You then decide then and there - you simply must help her reconstruct her Frostmas masterpiece!)

Adversary

  • How strange! I can't believe the icing gave out again! Those walls really went down like dominos, huh?
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  • Rats! There's too much icing. That means it won't dry. The gingerbread will absorb the excess moisture and start to sag. I... I might have to scrap this whole section.
  • Originally I wanted to make a Balancing Barn, You know, the kind of building that looks like it's floating? Sadly, gingerbread is too weak for cool physics tricks like that...
  • Hey, um, since you're here, can you hand me that piping bag? I think I see where I missed a spot with the icing. Now that could have been disastrous!
  • You found so much to do here! So many hobbies and jobs! I've... mostly stayed home, Read. I like books, I like where I live. There doesn't need to be more to this girl's provincial life,
  • Do you see that garbage can over there? Yeah, that one. Well, it's filled with the ghosts of gingerbread past - and maybe a little bit of my hope for the future.
  • EEEK!!!! Oh! Sorry! You surprised me! Sorry sorry sorry! I'm ridiculously ticklish and you snuck up on me and I didn't mean to spill those glitter sprinkles on you and... (Gosh, I'm so awkward...)
  • Oh! This is... This is great! I don't know where you got the idea for this, but it's going to look great in the ginger-yard!
Upgrading to Nuisance
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  1. This is pretty bad. Somehow there's an icing leak in the ginger-kitchen, the east ginger-wing is in shambles, and the ginger-hall is sideways!
  2. Have I bitten off more than I can chew? Yes. Am I going to disappoint everyone if I can't get this done? Also yes...

Nuisance

  • Oh hey! I totally didn't notice that this load-bearing piece right here wasn't secured with anything, Great catch! That would have caused some real problems.
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  • A bunch of research went into this design, and I don't know if I'm ready to let it go. Deep down I know there isn't enough time to get it done, but I also don't like feeling like I've failed.
  • Either nothing is going on and I'm underwhelmed, or Frostmas is nearly upon us and I'm completely overwhelmed! Why can't I ever be the right amount of 'whelmed'!?
  • Are you going to the Frostmas ball? Last year, I tripped and knocked over a tree, the spinning top table, AND the dried corn display! It was mortifying! I'll only have the courage to go if you are!
  • No matter what side you look at it from, three walls... Exist? It could probably pass as a structure, right? Do you think they'd accept that it's modern architecture?
  • Ha ha ha! No no no no! Tickling is not allowed the week of Frostmas celebrations! I'm serious! Why would I lie about something like that?!
  • Oh! This is... This is great! I don't know where you got the idea for this, but it's going to look great in the ginger-yard!
Upgrading to Frenemy
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  1. I was really hoping to get to the decorating stage today, but it's just not going to happen. Give me your honest opinion. Do you think we can get it done before Frostmas?
  2. Wow, you have enough optimism for the both of us! Which is great, because I'm struggling to have any.

Frenemy

  • I'm super tired today. I was up all night drawing new floor plans for the gingerbread house. Looking at it now, it kind of looks like I just scribbled something in a hurry... Which isn't the case!
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  • A bunch of research went into this design, and I don't know if I'm ready to let it go. Deep down I know there isn't enough time to get it done, but I also don't like feeling like I've failed.
  • Are you going to the Frostmas ball? Last year, I tripped and knocked over a tree, the spinning top table, AND the dried corn display! It was mortifying! I'll only have the courage to go if you are!
  • Pindifferent is a great resource for decoration ideas. I brought chocolate rocks, sugar glass, white candy sticks, green apple edible grass, pretzels, checkered cereal, and allllll the food coloring!
  • Either nothing is going on and I'm underwhelmed, or Frostmas is nearly upon us and I'm completely overwhelmed! Why can't I ever be the right amount of 'whelmed'!?
  • No matter what side you look at it from, three walls... Exist? It could probably pass as a structure, right? Do you think they'd accept that it's modern architecture?
  • Ha ha ha! No no no no! Tickling is not allowed the week of Frostmas celebrations! I'm serious! Why would I lie about something like that?!
  • Oh goodness! You're so generous. Thank you very much, I don't know what to say!
Upgrading to Acquaintance
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  1. Well, I'm really enjoying hanging out with you. I was thinking maybe we could do something fun together, y'know, after the gingerbread house is fixed? But only if you really want to!
  2. I mean, I don't usually get out that much and I can't expect you to make time in your busy Frostmas schedule just for my sake! That'd be cray cray!

Acquaintance

  • You're back! Um. I'm happy to see you. I'm happy you're spending time to help me, even if it may not be the most exciting Frostmas job.
  • Either nothing is going on and I'm underwhelmed, or Frostmas is nearly upon us and I'm completely overwhelmed! Why can't I ever be the right amount of 'whelmed'!?
  • Are you going to the Frostmas ball? Last year, I tripped and knocked over a tree, the spinning top table, AND the dried corn display! It was mortifying! I'll only have the courage to go if you are!
  • No matter what side you look at it from, three walls... Exist? It could probably pass as a structure, right? Do you think they'd accept that it's modern architecture?
  • A bunch of research went into this design, and I don't know if I'm ready to let it go. Deep down I know there isn't enough time to get it done, but I also don't like feeling like I've failed.
  • Ha ha ha! No no no no! Tickling is not allowed the week of Frostmas celebrations! I'm serious! Why would I lie about something like that?!
  • Oh goodness! You're so generous. Thank you very much, I don't know what to say!
Upgrading to Friendzoned
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  1. Take a look! I implemented some of your suggestions, and they worked great! Do you have any more pearls of wisdom for me?
  2. Ah! Hang on! Let me get something to write with! I wasn't expecting you to have so many right off the top of your head!

Friendzoned

  • I feel like I'm getting to know you. Which is awesome! Admiring you from a distance was nice and all, but imagining talking to you and actually talking to you are totally different experiences!
  • I was going to suggest a walk in the park later but that might sound kind of... Plain? Boring? Cold? Unless you like plain boring cold things in which case... me too! Love me some... plain shaved ice?
  • It's very sweet that you're helping with my gingerbread disaster, But now that you know how big the problems are, I would understand if you wanted to wash your hands of this mess and go.
  • Ooh! The Frostmas market's tomorrow! Want to go buy some handmade stuff with me? It's not snowboarding, but it CAN get pretty exciting, You gotta watch those knitters, you know?
  • I love my books. I love to go back and read them, already knowing the consequences of a character's actions. In real life, knowing the consequences of things in advance would be amazing!
  • My jacket? Oh, I wear it all the time, We've been through a lot together. I won it in a Frostmas-themed science fair, and we'll be together until one of us comes apart at the seams, ha ha ha!
  • Icy what you've done there, What you've done with that ginger-chimney is super smart! It's snow joke! Hahaha!
  • Ha ha ha! No no no no! Tickling is not allowed the week of Frostmas celebrations! I'm serious! Why would I lie about something like that?!
  • I can't believe how thoughtful this is! You find the best gifts! Would you teach me how you do it? I'd love to be able to use an ounce of your gift-giving superpowers on my other friends!
Upgrading to Awkward Besties
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  1. I have a confession, I may have..sort of... purposely...compromised the ginger mansion. I didn't know how else to strike up a conversation with you! I'm so sorry!
  2. You forgive me? Oh, wow! That's... ginger-iffic! Ginger-tastic? Abso-ginge-ly wonderful? (Oh gosh, just stop.)

Awkward Besties

  • Thanks for your help. I really mean it. Without you, this project would have made me cry and pout, I'm telling you.
Flirt
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  • Is there a way to make the gingerbread house have a little night sky above it? A sugar cookie would make a perfect moon, and you could change the phase by having a little nibble,
  • I can't tell what's making me giddier - getting to spend so much time with you, or that this is the best gingerbread craft I've ever done!
  • Winter sports? Me? Hahaha. Hey. If falling down on your butt in as many different sports as possible was an Olympic category, I'd take home gold!
  • I have this silly daydream where I get pushed into a snowbank, and you kneel down to help me up. It's extra silly, because no one in this town would push anyone. So... I'm officially ridiculous.
  • If only there was a website where we could instantly share pictures of our gingerbread houses for inspiration. It could be called... insta-graham!
  • So, say there was a girl named... Jam, Jam is thinking of dying her hair red and green, and maybe adding some tinsel extensions? What sort of input would you give Jam on that kind of life choice? Or should she leave it as it is?
  • Hey hey! The town's observatory is having an open house tonight. The clouds are supposed to clear right up by midnight, Want to come and look at stuff in space with me? There'll be cupcakes!
  • l read that when you touch someone, your electrons repel each other, and that's what your nerves feel. I don't know if I believe that. Hold my hand as tightly as you can, let's do some experimenting!
  • I can't believe how thoughtful this is! You find the best gifts! Would you teach me how you do it? I'd love to be able to use an ounce of your gift-giving superpowers on my other friends!
Upgrading to Crush
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  1. I really didn't mean to make such a mess. The collapse of the east ginger-wing set me back way more than I expected. I feel so bad!
  2. Then again, it's the reason I've gotten to spend so much time with you, so I don't really feel THAT bad. Heehee!

Crush

  • So... I was thinking maybe you'd like to walk me home? Maybe carry my gingerbread supplies for me? If that sounds kinda cliché, it's because it is and I kind of love clichés. *giggle*
Flirt
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  • Hey hey! The town's observatory is having an open house tonight. The clouds are supposed to clear right up by midnight, Want to come and look at stuff in space with me? There'll be cupcakes!
  • l read that when you touch someone, your electrons repel each other, and that's what your nerves feel. I don't know if I believe that. Hold my hand as tightly as you can, let's do some experimenting!
  • Winter sports? Me? Hahaha. Hey. If falling down on your butt in as many different sports as possible was an Olympic category, I'd take home gold!
  • So, say there was a girl named... Jam, Jam is thinking of dying her hair red and green, and maybe adding some tinsel extensions? What sort of input would you give Jam on that kind of life choice? Or should she leave it as it is?
  • I can't tell what's making me giddier - getting to spend so much time with you, or that this is the best gingerbread craft I've ever done!
  • Is there a way to make the gingerbread house have a little night sky above it? A sugar cookie would make a perfect moon, and you could change the phase by having a little nibble,
  • If only there was a website where we could instantly share pictures of our gingerbread houses for inspiration. It could be called... insta-graham!
  • You're a humbug! I should have known! No one can be so perfect without some sinister, tickling-related motive!
  • Thank you sweetheart. I love it! “Smooch!*
Upgrading to Sweetheart
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  • Hey! I just wanted to let you know that you're amazing, and wonderful, and beautiful, and generous, and hilarious, and talented, and you've got a hot bod!
  • Don't mention it. No really, I can only say something that super mega cringe once per day, and then I have to hide under a rock for a little while. Hahaha!

Sweetheart

  • Apparently building gingerbread houses is on pretty much every list of ‘Romantic Things to do with Your Partner this Frostmas." Looks like if I did one thing right, it was that. *wink*
Flirt
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  • Hey, I made you a sandwich. Actually, I made you like ten. I sort of got distracted while making lunch. I... might have been thinking about ya. So... Bon appétit!
  • Hold on. I need to hug you extra long today. Don't ask questions. Mmmmmm... Much better.
  • Hey! If you catch me staring at your butt, just remember - I sculpted a likeness of you for my gingerbread masterpiece. I'm probably just making sure I made your ass-ets true to form!
  • Every time I think of you, I get dizzy. Every time I see you, I start sweating, Every time you talk to me I get butterflies! I'm... kind of a mess over here, and I might be falling for you...
  • You are so hot, you make a girl drip. Wait! That sounded way worse out loud than it did in my head! I meant it like "you make me melt" but what I said was... gross...
  • Let me see your list! We can check some things off of it. Help with shoveling, Fix the gingerbread house. Decorate. Wrap presents. What's this last one? Get the girl? Oh! Check!
  • I would go to the ballet every year when I was a little girl. Maybe this year we could go together? It makes such a wonderful memory!
  • Alright, I'll explain the mystery. My mom had a SERIOUS peanut craving when she was pregnant with me. In my opinion, they shouldn't let delirious new mothers sign birth certificates, but that's just me. Haha!
  • When you smile at me, it warms me up more than any scarf or sweater ever could.
  • Even if gravity wasn't a thing, I'd still have fallen for you. Although, then I would have had to be more creative in finding a way to talk to you so... maybe it's better gravity IS a thing.
  • Can you please come a little bit closer? It's pretty cold in here and let me tell you, during the Frostmas season... the snuggle is real. *giggle*
  • Want to come to boring old Peanut's place, and let her do exciting things to your body? “giggle” (Oh god, I can't believe I just said that...)
  • You attract me like a star does a planet. I hope to always be this happy inside your orbit.
  • Quick! Which of these is the best and most enjoyable snack? a) Fruitcake b) Gingerbread c) Peanut
  • Oh come on! You just brushed my hair behind my ear, and I'm all melty and bashful and... gah! If you don't want a girl to fall madly in love with you, stop being so darn sensual and amazing!
  • l used to look up at the stars at night, and imagine an infinite cosmos. Now I look up, and I imagine more. You're like infinity plus one, Which is dumb and romantic and I love it.
  • My hands are SO cold. Hmmm... Close your eyes. Give me a hug. Ignore the fact that my icy paws are creeping up the small of your back...
  • You're a humbug! I should have known! No one can be so perfect without some sinister, tickling-related motive!
  • Thank you sweetheart. I love it! *“Smooch!*
Upgrading to Girlfriend
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  1. I spent a lot of time trying to figure out what your “type” was. You know. For research purposes. Based off personal experience and observation only, I have come to a conclusion. Are you ready?
  2. The fumbling confused type might not be your ONLY type - or even your primary type - but I like to think you have a special place in your heart for this awkward little nutcracker.

Girlfriend

  • I think the gingerbread mansion is done and looking fantastic, don't you agree? No thanks to me sabotaging my own work as an excuse to talk to you, of course. Heh.
Flirt
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  • Oh come on! You just brushed my hair behind my ear, and I'm all melty and bashful and... gah! If you don't want a girl to fall madly in love with you, stop being so darn sensual and amazing!
  • Hey! If you catch me staring at your butt, just remember - I sculpted a likeness of you for my gingerbread masterpiece. I'm probably just making sure I made your ass-ets true to form!
  • I would go to the ballet every year when I was a little girl. Maybe this year we could go together? It makes such a wonderful memory!
  • Even if gravity wasn't a thing, I'd still have fallen for you. Although, then I would have had to be more creative in finding a way to talk to you so... maybe it's better gravity IS a thing.
  • My hands are SO cold. Hmmm... Close your eyes. Give me a hug. Ignore the fact that my icy paws are creeping up the small of your back...
  • You attract me like a star does a planet. I hope to always be this happy inside your orbit.
  • Hey, I made you a sandwich. Actually, I made you like ten. I sort of got distracted while making lunch. I... might have been thinking about ya. So... Bon appétit!
  • When you smile at me, it warms me up more than any scarf or sweater ever could.
  • There is no winter without snow, no spring without sunshine, and no happiness without lovers. Okay, I might have altered the end of that saying to fit better, but it's such a romantic thought!
  • You are so hot, you make a girl drip. Wait! That sounded way worse out loud than it did in my head! I meant it like "you make me melt" but what I said was... gross...
  • Hold on. I need to hug you extra long today. Don't ask questions. Mmmmmm... Much better.
  • l used to look up at the stars at night, and imagine an infinite cosmos. Now I look up, and I imagine more. You're like infinity plus one, Which is dumb and romantic and I love it.
  • Every time I think of you, I get dizzy. Every time I see you, I start sweating, Every time you talk to me I get butterflies! I'm... kind of a mess over here, and I might be falling for you...
  • Alright, I'll explain the mystery. My mom had a SERIOUS peanut craving when she was pregnant with me. In my opinion, they shouldn't let delirious new mothers sign birth certificates, but that's just me. Haha!
  • Quick! Which of these is the best and most enjoyable snack? a) Fruitcake b) Gingerbread c) Peanut
  • Can you please come a little bit closer? It's pretty cold in here and let me tell you, during the Frostmas season... the snuggle is real. *giggle*
  • You're a humbug! I should have known! No one can be so perfect without some sinister, tickling-related motive!
  • Oh ho ho! Look at old Moneybags McSpend-a-lot! Literally rocking Peanut's world with all these fabulous gifts. She's so impressed, she's talking in the third person!
Upgrading to Lover
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  1. I made something special for the gingerbread house. Look! It's a little marshmallow snow-person out front! I wanted to say thank you for making this possible. Do you like it?
  2. I'm so happy! YOU make me so happy! I've never felt like this before with anyone. Every minute I spend with you makes me feel like I can walk on air! I am so happy you came into my life.

Lover

  • I just wanted to say... The other day you held my hand, and gave it a squeeze, and I haven't stopped thinking about it since. Damn, you're good at this!
Seduce
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  • My hands are SO cold. Hmmm... Close your eyes. Give me a hug. Ignore the fact that my icy paws are creeping up the small of your back...
  • You are so hot, you make a girl drip. Wait! That sounded way worse out loud than it did in my head! I meant it like "you make me melt" but what I said was... gross...
  • Hold on. I need to hug you extra long today. Don't ask questions. Mmmmmm... Much better.
  • Want to come to boring old Peanut's place, and let her do exciting things to your body? “giggle” (Oh god, I can't believe I just said that...)
  • Every time I think of you, I get dizzy. Every time I see you, I start sweating, Every time you talk to me I get butterflies! I'm... kind of a mess over here, and I might be falling for you...
  • Even if gravity wasn't a thing, I'd still have fallen for you. Although, then I would have had to be more creative in finding a way to talk to you so... maybe it's better gravity IS a thing,
  • Can you please come a little bit closer? It's pretty cold in here and let me tell you, during the Frostmas season... the snuggle is real. *giggle*
  • Quick! Which of these is the best and most enjoyable snack? a) Fruitcake b) Gingerbread c) Peanut
  • I would go to the ballet every year when I was a little girl. Maybe this year we could go together? It makes such a wonderful memory!
  • Hey! If you catch me staring at your butt, just remember - I sculpted a likeness of you for my gingerbread masterpiece. I'm probably just making sure I made your ass-ets true to form!
  • Let me see your list! We can check some things off of it. Help with shoveling, Fix the gingerbread house. Decorate. Wrap presents. What's this last one? Get the girl? Oh! Check!
  • There is no winter without snow, no spring without sunshine, and no happiness without lovers. Okay, I might have altered the end of that saying to fit better, but it's such a romantic thought!
  • You attract me like a star does a planet. I hope to always be this happy inside your orbit.
  • When you smile at me, it warms me up more than any scarf or sweater ever could.
  • Oh come on! You just brushed my hair behind my ear, and I'm all melty and bashful and... gah! If you don't want a girl to fall madly in love with you, stop being so darn sensual and amazing!
  • l used to look up at the stars at night, and imagine an infinite cosmos. Now I look up, and I imagine more. You're like infinity plus one, Which is dumb and romantic and I love it.
  • That movie was so silly and unrealistic! Having the girl betray her lover at the altar to star in the Frostmas parade? Ha! Ridiculous!
  • Oh ho ho! Look at old Moneybags McSpend-a-lot! Literally rocking Peanut's world with all these fabulous gifts. She's so impressed, she's talking in the third person!

Dates

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  • [Moonlight Stroll] I love the Moon so much! I hope someday we can take a stroll there ourselves. For now, though, I'll happily accept a romantic walk beneath it, with a dreamy companion...
  • [Beach] Hey, don't give me that look, I can take a book to the beach, Lots of people read at the beach! Well... Maybe not “The Physics and Architecture of Gingerbread Houses" but still!
  • [Sightseeing] Listen. If you don't want me staring at you on our dates, swooning and imagining our lives together, maybe you shouldn't be so darned romantic. This is clearly your fault.
  • [Movie Theater] So weird how that movie featured two people falling in love as they competed in that gingerbread house building contest. Not that we're competing. Not that we're falling in love...
First Meeting
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  1. (You're taking a break, drinking cocoa with Rosa, when suddenly she gasps.)
  2. Rosa: The gifts! They were supposed to be wrapped by now! Wil you check for me? I can't bear to look!
  3. (Cocoa finished, you head for the den.)
  4. (There's a Yule log on the hearth, stockings hung with care, and a beautiful Frostmas elf surrounded by piles upon piles of wrapping supplies.)
  5. Fumi: I presume Rosa sent you to confirm whether I have completed my assignment within the allotted time frame?
  6. The answer is no. Not even close. Now, I cannot allow you to leave this room until I am confident that you will not inform anyone of my ongoing failure. Sit down!

Adversary

  • l am experiencing significant vexation. I thought I should tell you, since you seem incapable of interpreting non-verbal cues.
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  • Perhaps I could utilize a Time Skip to increase my overall output?
  • I need you to sort these ribbons by color and width. Don't ask questions.
  • I don't suppose your designation is Ghost of Frostmas Future? I am already painfully aware of the consequences that will stem from my failure. No gifts for poor Teeny Timothy.
  • My current rate of progress is insufficient. The gifts will not be wrapped by Frostmas. I am uncertain how to proceed.
  • Cease interaction! You are profoundly misinterpreting optimal physical interaction intensity for individuals acquainted in our manner!
  • I will break this object down into base components and use it as embellishments for my gift wrapping assignment. I appreciate your contribution.

Upgrading to Nuisance

  1. According to my calculations, the 12 paper designs, 4 ribbon colors, 7 bow types, and 13 tag shapes equal to 4,368 possible gift wrapping combinations.
  2. I require your assistance. How is one supposed to choose between that many visual stimuli options for unique, yet cohesive designs?

Nuisance

  • In my timeline, Frostmas has become irreversibly commercialized, I traveled here to recover the “Meaning of Frostmas", My primary objective was intercepted by Rosa's assignment.
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  • Has humanity discovered that most ficuses achieve cursory intelligence? A popular pastime amongst elven youth is to discern which Frostmas tree is the most pleased with its decorations.
  • Logdate - 7112. Day 12 in town. The local denizens and their work ethic are reminiscent of home. will continue to collect data until Frostmas.
  • l am eager for the unveiling of the Claus Mecha-body.
  • Do you surmise the superior Frostmas catchphrase to be "Ho ho ho" or "Yippee Ki Yay"?
  • This assignment is confusing, and my data seems incomplete. You must assist me to identify and rectify any aesthetic errors.
  • Tee hee! Your physical interaction has caused an unforeseen gargalesis response! STOP! It is delicious torture!
  • I will break this object down into base components and use it as embellishments for my gift wrapping assignment. I appreciate your contribution.
Upgrading to Frenemy
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  1. I noticed you have maintained a degree of civility, despite my hostile tone. Am I to interpret this is not from a lack of fortitude, but is intentional?
  2. Your attempts to assist me appear to be a rather significant effort on your part. I appreciate it.

Frenemy

  • I have observed you aiding several other feminine individuals. Please provide me a detailed analysis on how my progress compares.
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  • Do you surmise the superior Frostmas catchphrase to be "Ho ho ho" or "Yippee Ki Yay"?
  • Logdate - 7112. Day 12 in town. The local denizens and their work ethic are reminiscent of home. will continue to collect data until Frostmas.
  • Has humanity discovered that most ficuses achieve cursory intelligence? A popular pastime amongst elven youth is to discern which Frostmas tree is the most pleased with its decorations.
  • l am eager for the unveiling of the Claus Mecha-body.
  • Tee hee! Your physical interaction has caused an unforeseen gargalesis response! STOP! It is delicious torture!
  • This object is in alignment with my own aesthetic preferences. It is almost a shame to use it as embellishments for my gift wrapping assignment.
Upgrading to Acquaintance
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  1. You remain a constant and reliable source of what I can only surmise is "Frostmas Meaning". Can I depend on your continues support and companionship?
  2. Excellent. You possess many desirable attributes in a partner. I look forward to discovering more
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Acquaintance

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  • I find considerable mirth in your hypothesis that the coordination of visual elements in gift wrapping has little or no correlation with the enjoyment of the item received. HAHAHA!
  • l am eager for the unveiling of the Claus Mecha-body.
  • Logdate - 7112. Day 12 in town. The local denizens and their work ethic are reminiscent of home. will continue to collect data until Frostmas.
  • Do you surmise the superior Frostmas catchphrase to be "Ho ho ho" or "Yippee Ki Yay"?
  • This assignment is confusing, and my data seems incomplete. You must assist me to identify and rectify any aesthetic errors.
  • Has humanity discovered that most ficuses achieve cursory intelligence? A popular pastime amongst elven youth is to discern which Frostmas tree is the most pleased with its decorations.
  • Tee hee! Your physical interaction has caused an unforeseen gargalesis response! STOP! It is delicious torture!
  • This object is in alignment with my own aesthetic preferences. It is almost a shame to use it as embellishments for my gift wrapping assignment.
Upgrading to Friendzoned
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  1. I need to increase overall aesthetic synchronization with you in order to achieve my next significant milestone regarding percentage of gifts wrapped. Do you object?
  2. Excellent. We now agree no gift will contain cyan and magenta simultaneously. I look forward to decreased relational tension in our interactions.
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Friendzoned

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  • Statistics imply the use of puns is a merriment enjoyed by all involved parties. *Ahem* This town is winterful.
  • On average, the speed of a toboggan run is thirty kilometers an hour, or nineteen miles an hour. This is roughly the top speed of a polar bear. It is unwise to test these numbers personally.
  • The physics behind one's ability to propel themselves across ice using little more than knives bolted to their shoes is simple, Still, I find myself enthralled observing the activity!
  • I must admit, I would be rather lost without you. Thank you for the recent explanation of undergarment functions - I shall consider obtaining some.
  • Logdate - 7112, I have confirmed the parameters of my gift wrapping assignment, Although initial outlook was bleak, recalculations based on current company are more optimistic.
  • Are snowballs not the primary basis of currency in your town?
  • The feature I am most sexually attracted to is self-regulation. Or, as I've noted how it is referred to in this town, "Discipline".
  • Tee hee! Your physical interaction has caused an unforeseen gargalesis response! STOP! It is delicious torture!
  • What a fascinating gesture. You appear to be conducting a Frostmas ritual completely unprovoked. I will spare this object from my assignment.
Upgrading to Awkward Besties
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  1. You are a valued contributor to my gift wrapping assignment. We should spend more time interacting on personal matters.
  2. I would be interested in performing severat experiments on your body. I find it rather fascinating.

Awkward Besties

  • There is a primitive charm to this town. I hope it does not get bought out by an ambitious corporate conglomerate seeking to ruin small family businesses.
Flirt
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  • Would you mind explaining the roll of paper in your lavatories? I don't fully comprehend how it can be a more useful substrate than pinecones.
  • I discovered this town has not yet weaponized ice in their snowball fights. I find that both wholesome and naive.
  • I experience elevated mood when you're around. I am interested in designing a way to duplicate and manufacture this sensation for distribution to recipients of Frostmas gifts.
  • The gift wrapping assignment, while an irritating waylay, is causing some warm and fuzzy feelings that I suspect are related to the Meaning of Frostmas. Would you care to help me analyze?
  • I have observed you performing perfunctory scans of my clothing. Do you anticipate requiring the material in our gift wrapping assignment? If so, I acquiesce.
  • I believe we should conduct some more experiments in this "Twister" game you showed me. The results have been fascinating.
  • Logdate - 7112. The assistant pressed into my service remains in constant contact. I am beginning to find them physically attractive.
  • My calculations are complete! I have found the required size of snowball for optimal velocity, distance, and speed based on your strength and height. Opponents won't stand a chance!
  • Tee hee! Your physical interaction has caused an unforeseen gargalesis response! STOP! It is delicious torture!
  • What a fascinating gesture. You appear to be conducting a Frostmas ritual completely unprovoked. I will spare this object from my assignment.
Upgrading to Crush
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  1. Are you attempting to initiate courtship? Is this course of action influenced by my ability to reach items on the top shelf? This trait is popular amongst my cohorts.
  2. You... flatter me. I do not rebuff your advances. Please initiate courtship level Delta.

Crush

  • I am surprised that my lack of typical joviality has not turned you off of your courtship rituals. I commend your willingness to disregard Frostmas Elf stereotypes.
Flirt
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  • I experience elevated mood when you're around. I am interested in designing a way to duplicate and manufacture this sensation for distribution to recipients of Frostmas gifts.
  • I have observed you performing perfunctory scans of my clothing. Do you anticipate requiring the material in our gift wrapping assignment? If so, I acquiesce.
  • My calculations are complete! I have found the required size of snowball for optimal velocity, distance, and speed based on your strength and height. Opponents won't stand a chance!
  • We tried to assimilate gnomes and dwarves into our workforce, but it tripled our annual eggnog budget in the first month!
  • Would you mind explaining the roll of paper in your lavatories? I don't fully comprehend how it can be a more useful substrate than pinecones.
  • Logdate - 7112. The assistant pressed into my service remains in constant contact. I am beginning to find them physically attractive.
  • I discovered this town has not yet weaponized ice in their snowball fights. I find that both wholesome and naive.
  • I believe we should conduct some more experiments in this "Twister" game you showed me. The results have been fascinating.
  • The gift wrapping assignment, while an irritating waylay, is causing some warm and fuzzy feelings that I suspect are related to the Meaning of Frostmas. Would you care to help me analyze?
  • Mmmm. I get tingles when you interact with me physically. The increased endorphin levels are a Frostmas gift come early.
  • Enlightening, I felt a surge of heart palpitations at the sight of this object, not unlike the touch of falling snowflakes. I believe I may be ill.
Upgrading to Sweetheart
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  1. Your presence stimulates me. My heart rate increases, and my pheromone production spikes dramatically. Are you doing that on purpose?
  2. Know that I enjoy the physiological response yet acknowledge the tactical handicap. I will increase my efforts to compensate.

Sweetheart

  • Odd. I was staring at your gluteus maximus, with conscious disregard for monitoring your wrapping technique, What a delightful waste of time.
Flirt
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  • I crave you.
  • I remain in constant anticipation that you will want to perform hands-on research regarding the potential dimorphism between humans and elves.
  • Some gifts appear to be decorated in blatant disregard for previous stylistic choices. You are fortunate I find your physical form appealing, because this willful act of defiance causes me vexation.
  • Logdate - 7112. The Marshmallow has introduced me to non-material joyousness and frivolous spontaneity. They appear to be an expert.
  • Cold weather and careless joviality can pose a significant risk to one's wellbeing. If you were to succumb to injury, I would nominate myself as your designated nurse.
  • Mmmm. I get tingles when you interact with me physically. The increased endorphin levels are a Frostmas gift come early.
  • Enlightening, I felt a surge of heart palpitations at the sight of this object, not unlike the touch of falling snowflakes. I believe I may be ill.
Upgrading to Girlfriend
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  1. l am not interested in meeting the requirements for a monogamous pairing. However, if you would like to initiate a more intimate designation, I would not object.
  2. Very well. We shall succumb to the popular trope of finding companionship during Frostmas and I will adopt the interpersonal designation of "girlfriend".

Girlfriend

  • The progress that has been accomplished with the addition of your assistance is mathematically improbable. This is a statement of fact and not a rejection of the proverbial “gift horse".
Flirt
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  • Some gifts appear to be decorated in blatant disregard for previous stylistic choices. You are fortunate I find your physical form appealing, because this willful act of defiance causes me vexation,
  • Cold weather and careless joviality can pose a significant risk to one's wellbeing. If you were to succumb to injury, I would nominate myself as your designated nurse.
  • Today I have imagined several simulations that would likely get me ejected from the Elf Ethics and Propriety Society. EEPS, for short.
  • I crave you.
  • Logdate - 7112. The Marshmallow has introduced me to non-material joyousness and frivolous spontaneity. They appear to be an expert.
  • I remain in constant anticipation that you will want to perform hands-on research regarding the potential dimorphism between humans and elves.
  • Mmmm. I get tingles when you interact with me physically. The increased endorphin levels are a Frostmas gift come early.
  • The meaning of material gestures has amplified in your presence. Thank you. You are accurately interpreting my idealized Frostmas experience.
Upgrading to Lover
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  1. My current level of happiness cannot be explained solely by the successful completion of my gift wrapping assignment. In fact, I suspect these heightened emotions can be attributed to your presence.
  2. I apologize, I'm not usually so sappy. Extraneous sentimentality aside... Thank you for being such a wonderful Frostmas companion.

Lover

  • l am pleased to see you. I find you intellectually stimulating, and physically attractive. Forgive my sentimental romanticism.
Seduce
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  • I do not understand the deliberation on a gift intended for the “person who has everything". Replenish their consumable resources. No individual with any level of intelligence refuses sustenance.
  • l am almost finished assimilating the knowledge of Frostmas which exists within this town. Like yourself, it can be described as "jolly".
  • I have compiled a list of the most romantic Frostmas activities organized by location, We will begin at the top and make our way through systematically based on a set schedule. What fun!
  • After analyzing romance tropes in contemporary media, I am certain we are compatible. The sheer volume of material prompts the inquiry: Do many humans dream of copulation with adjacent species?
  • The existence of "Frostmas Peep Shows" is irksome. Unlike the name suggests, I was NOT given a peek at what gifts I will be receiving this year.
  • Tell me, do you pronounce the word "Frostmas” where the "T" is silent, or do you pronounce it correctly?
  • Today I have imagined several simulations that would likely get me ejected from the Elf Ethics and Propriety Society. EEPS, for short.
  • It is not uncommon for others to suggest that I sit “on a shelf", My understanding is it recalls a rhyming childhood tradition. Shelves do not strike me as particularly comfortable. Your lap, on the other hand...
  • If you maintain current romantic standards, I will acquiesce to unusual coital permutations.
  • It's humorous to watch your civilization panic about climate change when capitalism is the bigger threat. It's like watching a trainwreck, I cannot look away.
  • In the event that I would need to alter the course of history in order for us to stay together, please know I would do so without remorse. Screw the future and its materialistic Frostmas!
  • Elvish tongue is intricate and florid... Can I interest you in a demonstration?
  • You are the only individual that can expressly ignore my direct instruction, and still be ensured of copulation.
  • I find that I cannot imagine my life without your involvement without considerable emotional turmoil.
  • You seem a great deal more interested in dating and relationships than I am conditioned to expect. It's fuelling the assumption that you have ‘main character energy’.
  • Mmmm. I get tingles when you interact with me physically. The increased endorphin levels are a Frostmas gift come early.
  • The meaning of material gestures has amplified in your presence. Thank you. You are accurately interpreting my idealized Frostmas experience.

Dates

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  • [Moonlight Stroll] Our activities were satisfactory. Thank you for your participation.
  • [Beach] Our outing has left me with more questions than answers. The popularity of such a locale is... Bemusing, My subjective analysis concludes snow is superior to sand.
  • [Sightseeing] I have collected significant data on courtship rituals during holiday merriment. May I return to your domicile to get hands-on with the results?
  • [Movie Theater] l am left with a sense of anticipation for our next interaction. I will see you in my REM sleep alongside the standard sugar-plums.

Renée

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First Meeting
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  1. (You're rocking around the Frostmas tree, letting the Frostmas spirits ring, when you hear a voice... singing?)
  2. (You follow the sound, only to find a lovely young lady pacing up and down the halls.)
  3. Renee: Eeek! Did you hear me just now? I wasn't singing, I was - um - yawning! Loudly!
  4. Renee: Okay, okay! I volunteered to lead the Frostmas carolers, but it was a huge mistake! I'm not cut out for this at all!

Adversary

  • Oh, what have I gotten myself into? There's no way I'm going to be able to sing in public. I'm barely brave enough to sing in the shower!
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  • Don't get me wrong - I love Frostmas! It's so cheery and cozy, and everyone gives each other gifts. It's great! But right now, I'm really, REALLY regretting this caroling thing...
  • Volunteering to sing the carols was a real blunder on my part. A serious mistake. It's going to be a total catastrophe - a full-fledged flub up! Sorry, I use synonyms as an alternative to swear words.
  • Maybe I should just flee. Into the arctic wilderness. I'll live in a snow hut! What am I saying? This is a terrible idea...
  • The library has 21 books of Frostmas songs and only 2 books on “how to sing”. I know because I checked them ALL out of my library card last night.
  • AHH! Oh gosh... I didn't know I could hit a high note like that! Thanks, I guess?
  • A gift? But it isn't even Frostmas yet! Also we just met. You must be a naturally generous person.
Upgrading to Nuisance
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  1. What if I can't hit the high notes? What if I pronounce something wrong, or choke on my own spit!?
  2. Oh boy. Okay. I just need to breathe. Omigosh, what if I forget how to breathe!?

Nuisance

  • You have a nice voice! Maybe you could lead the Frostmas carolers? *Sigh* No, no, I told Rosa I could handle it. I'd feel terrible if I backed out now.
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  • This is fine. Everything is fine. I'm fiiiine.
  • Did you know that a poor singing technique can permanently damage your vocal chords? That's a lot of pressure. I'm not very good under pressure!
  • I am unbelievably nervous about singing in front of people. Look, my hands are shaking! And it's not because I'm cold. I mean, look at these cozy layers!
  • Volunteering to sing the carols was a real blunder on my part. A serious mistake. It's going to be a total catastrophe - a full-fledged flub up! Sorry, I use synonyms as an alternative to swear words.
  • Talk about a plot twist. I was expecting this Frostmas to be more like one of those holiday romance novels. A bit more... Relaxing? Slow-paced? Less likely to give me a panic attack?
  • Ooo! Haha. Did you mean to do that?
  • A gift? But it isn't even Frostmas yet! Also we just met. You must be a naturally generous person.
Upgrading to Frenemy
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Frenemy

  • What do I know about musical scales? I'm a librarian, not a singer! Do-re-mi-who? Is that a call number?
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  • Maybe if I pretend I'm a really confident character from my favorite book, I won't feel so shy? Let's see. *Ahem* Deck the halls with... Nope! Didn't work.
  • This is fine. Everything is fine. I'm fiiiine.
  • Do you celebrate Frostmas where you come from? I'd love to hear about your favorite holiday traditions. It'll be such a nice distraction from how much I'm dreading singing!
  • Soo... Do you like to travel? Me, I'm an armchair traveler. My library card is my passport - to the wonderful and quite unpredictable world of books!
  • I am unbelievably nervous about singing in front of people. Look, my hands are shaking! And it's not because I'm cold. I mean, look at these cozy layers!
  • Winter looks good on you! The bright eyes, the rosy cheeks... And have you been sucking on a candy cane? Because your lips look super sweet! (Eep! Why would I say that to someone I just met!?)
  • Is it still snowing, by any chance? Maybe all this snow will force us to cancel Frostmas. Not that I want such a horrible thing to happen! I just mean... It would make things easier on me...
  • Talk about a plot twist. I was expecting this Frostmas to be more like one of those holiday romance novels. A bit more... Relaxing? Slow-paced? Less likely to give me a panic attack?
  • I joined a bell choir in high school. It was suuuper cute... At first. Then the choir director had a nervous breakdown and threatened to “send us all to the island of misfit toys". I had nightmares for weeks!
  • Did you know that a poor singing technique can permanently damage your vocal chords? That's a lot of pressure. I'm not very good under pressure!
  • Ooo! Haha. Did you mean to do that?
  • This is great! I was looking for something to keep me occupied while I wait for my interlibrary loan to arrive.
Upgrading to Acquaintance
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  1. Fa-la-la-la-laaaa... “Ahem” Fa-la-la-LAAAA... Ugh, I sound awful! I'm not going to be able to do any of these songs justice!
  2. R-really? You think my singing voice sounds nice? That's so sweet! Okay, I'll keep practicing! For you!

Acquaintance

  • l arranged my songbooks by color. Take a look - it's my caroling rainbow! If I can't impress them with my voice, maybe I can impress them with my organizational skills?
  • I joined a bell choir in high school. It was suuuper cute... At first. Then the choir director had a nervous breakdown and threatened to “send us all to the island of misfit toys". I had nightmares for weeks!
  • Maybe if I pretend I'm a really confident character from my favorite book, I won't feel so shy? Let's see. *Ahem* Deck the halls with... Nope! Didn't work.
  • Soo... Do you like to travel? Me, I'm an armchair traveler. My library card is my passport - to the wonderful and quite unpredictable world of books!
  • Is it still snowing, by any chance? Maybe all this snow will force us to cancel Frostmas. Not that I want such a horrible thing to happen! I just mean... It would make things easier on me...
  • I can't find the words to express how nice it is to have your help practicing these songs. And that's saying something, because I'm a logophile - I know a LOT of words.
  • Ooo! Haha. Did you mean to do that?
  • This is great! I was looking for something to keep me occupied while I wait for my interlibrary loan to arrive.
Upgrading to Friendzoned
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  1. My special order of Frostmas treats arrived! Do you want to try them with me?
  2. Yay! We've got sugar cookies, peppermint bark, eggnog truffles, and... A salt lick? That's random. Let's set it aside in case we meet a reindeer!

Friendzoned

  • Thanks for taking my mind off the whole “public singing” thing. I was driving myself nuts thinking about it. Oh no! I'm thinking about it again right now!
  • Are penguins typically aggressive? The other day I found this cozy little igloo, and then a penguin came out and shouted “NOOT NOOT” at me! I have no idea what it meant, but it was terrifying.
  • Did you know that "e" is the most common letter in the English language? It's also the most common letter in my name! Pretty cool, huh?
  • I was seriously running out of shelf space, so I built a new bookcase... Out of books! Now I have room for TONS more, which is perfect, because that's the only thing I put on my Frostmas wish list!
  • The weather outside is dreadful, and the fire is so... Forgetful? Gah! My anxiety is making me mess up all the words!
  • Heee-hoooo-heee-hoooo... Oh, don't mind me! I'm just practicing my diaphragmatic breathing technique.
  • Where does Santa keep his money? In the snow bank! Teehee! I enjoy seasonal humor.
  • I really like you, And... Um... Also tinsel. And string lights. And reindeer noses! I just like things that shine bright, you know?
  • Ooo! Haha. Did you mean to do that?
  • Looks like you've really internalized that old saying, "Tis better to give than to receive!"
Upgrading to Awkward Besties
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  1. Wanna know an embarrassing secret? I used to tell my classmates I was dating someone “from a different school"... And then show them pictures of a snowman I'd built!
  2. Can you believe I actually thought I was fooling anyone? Teehee! If only I had an old silk hat that could've brought that snowman to life...

Awkward Besties

  • I'm a pretty simple girl. Not really one for bells and whistles. Unless... Do you think that would help? With the caroling, I mean?
Flirt
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  • You're even sweeter and funnier than I expected. It's almost like you're an early Frostmas gift straight from the North Pole!
  • The weather outside is dreadful, and the fire is so... Forgetful? Gah! My anxiety is making me mess up all the words!
  • Did you know that "e" is the most common letter in the English language? It's also the most common letter in my name! Pretty cool, huh?
  • I feel so silly doing these vocal warm ups. But you know what? I think they're working! Yah-yah-yaaabhh, brrrr, brrrr. Do I sound attractive yet? Teehee!
  • What's your deepest, darkest secret? I used to peek at Frostmas presents. I don't do it anymore though, I swear on the North Star!
  • I was seriously running out of shelf space, so I built a new bookcase... Out of books! Now I have room for TONS more, which is perfect, because that's the only thing I put on my Frostmas wish list!
  • Are penguins typically aggressive? The other day I found this cozy little igloo, and then a penguin came out and shouted “NOOT NOOT” at me! I have no idea what it meant, but it was terrifying.
  • Where does Santa keep his money? In the snow bank! Teehee! I enjoy seasonal humor.
  • Ooo! Haha. Did you mean to do that?
  • Looks like you've really internalized that old saying, "Tis better to give than to receive!”
Upgrading to Crush
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  • Wanna see my Frostmas bucket list? I've already crossed off “watch a classic Frostmas movie" and “send out Frostmas cards", but I still need someone to sit by the fireplace with!
  • Honestly, I'd love for that "someone" to be you...

Crush

  • The Frostmas songs on the radio sound so lovely! Oh, I wish I could sing as well as Mary Cariah or that Bubbly guy...
Flirt
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  • The library has more to offer than just books, you know. You could take out a holiday movie, or a video game, or... Me? Heehee.
  • You and me sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g! Ugh, that's been stuck in my head all day now. I mean, I don't object to the general idea... But it's not a Frostmas song!
  • It sure is beginning to look a lot like Frostmas... Which means I'm running out of time to practice these songs! Quick, let’s harmonize!
  • I was talking to my mom on the phone earlier, telling her all about my wonderful new friend. Long story short - you're invited for Frostmas dinner! I suggest you wear your stretchiest pants.
  • will you read to me while I sip warm tea? I need to rest my voice for a while, and I can't think of a better way to do that than by listening to yours...
  • Ahaha! Eee! Oohhh, my abs are starting to hurt from laughing so much. Do you think stronger abs will help me sing louder?
  • This is just like when Beast gave Belle her great big library! Oh, I've never felt so spoiled. Thank you!
Upgrading to Sweetheart
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  1. It’s time for me to face the music. I promised Rosa I'd spread Frostmas cheer by singing loud for all to hear, and by golly, I'm gonna do it!
  2. Thank you for believing in me, and for helping me find my confidence. I'm still a liiiittle nervous though, so maybe you could hold my hand while I sing?

Sweetheart

  • Do you ever feel like Frostmas loses its magic the older you get? Me neither!
Flirt
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  • I like to think that someday I'll have my own cottage, with a garden full of snowdrops and a fireplace to read beside. Lately, in all my fantasies, you're there too.
  • Will you read to me while I sip warm tea? I need to rest my voice for a while, and I can't think of a better way to do that than by listening to yours...
  • My to-read pile is growing dangerously tall. If you don't hear from me tomorrow, it's probably because my books toppled over during the night and buried me while I slept. Don't mourn me - it's how I would want things to end.
  • The library has more to offer than just books, you know. You could take out a holiday movie, or a video game, or... Me? Heehee.
  • Falling in love in a quaint little town during Frostmastime? We're practically a made-for-tv holiday movie!
  • It sure is beginning to look a lot like Frostmas... Which means I'm running out of time to practice these songs! Quick, let’s harmonize!
  • Heehee... Heeheehee.. Oops! Was I staring at you? Sorry! You're just... Um... Really cute. I'm beside myself! This whole thing is a dream come true.
  • Ahaha! Eee! Oohhh, my abs are starting to hurt from laughing so much. Do you think stronger abs will help me sing louder?
  • This is just like when Beast gave Belle her great big library! Oh, I've never felt so spoiled. Thank you!
Upgrading to Girlfriend
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  1. When I think too hard about it, I just can't believe we found each other at Frostmastime! It seems so magical, like something out of a song.
  2. Then again, I've always believed in the magic of Frostmas. You're just the proof of what my heart always knew.

Girlfriend

  • I triple-dog dare you... To kiss me! Heehee!
Flirt
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  • Heehee... Heeheehee.. Oops! Was I staring at you? Sorry! You're just... Um... Really cute. I'm beside myself! This whole thing is a dream come true.
  • Falling in love in a quaint little town during Frostmastime? We're practically a made-for-tv holiday movie!
  • I like to think that someday I'll have my own cottage, with a garden full of snowdrops and a fireplace to read beside. Lately, in all my fantasies, you're there too.
  • My to-read pile is growing dangerously tall. If you don't hear from me tomorrow, it's probably because my books toppled over during the night and buried me while I slept. Don't mourn me - it's how I would want things to end.
  • Ahaha! Eee! Oohhh, my abs are starting to hurt from laughing so much. Do you think stronger abs will help me sing louder?
  • This is AMAZING! You're amazing! Eeee! I need to hug you super tight so you know how much I love this.
Upgrading to Lover
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  1. I... Am very fond of you. In fact, I cherish you. I adore you. I'm hopelessly devoted to you.
  2. Okay... I'm so nervous to say it, but I'm going to say it anyway. I love you.

Lover

  • I read somewhere that staring into your lover's eyes can make your heartbeats synchronize. Mine goes super fast when I look into yours... What about you?
Seduce
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  • If you think about it, a song is really just a poem, I could totally write one! It'll be Frostmas-themed, romantic, and all about you. Maybe I'll even let you read it! Heehee.
  • I'd love to go on a romantic winter getaway. Think about it - you and me in a cozy ski lodge, drinking hot chocolate, simply having a wonderful Frostmas time...
  • I love the way you smell, You smell like cardamom and cloves and a crackling bonfire. It makes me feel so nostalgic. Is it okay if I just... Hug you and breathe really deeply? *Sniiiff* Aahhh...
  • I hope you don't mind me checking you out. I can't help it... I'm a librarian. *Wink* Hehe!
  • Can I rest my head on your shoulder? I just need to close my eyes for a few minutes, I accidentally stayed up until 2 AM reading this surprisingly engaging cookbook, “Recipes for Disaster."
  • The next time someone tells me they don't believe in fate, I'm going to tell them about us. I bet our love story would top the holiday-romance bestsellers chart in no time!
  • I dunno about you, but I'd say we have some real textual chemistry.
  • Is it okay if I take some measurements? Not to ruin the surprise, but... I'm knitting you a sweater! Also matching socks. I almost did underwear too, but “itchy” is not the feeling I'm hoping to inspire in... That... Area,
  • You make me feel so safe. Now, when I sing, all I have to do is imagine you're the only person listening, and I don't feel afraid anymore.
  • I can be a little bit particular, If I like something, I stick with it. That's why I bought six pairs of the exact same fur-lined gloves! Rest assured - once you're mine, I'll never replace you,
  • E-readers are great for travelling! And also for reading certain... Types of books. The types of books that might get one put on the naughty list, if you know what I mean?
  • Sometimes I miss being a little kid and taking part in all the Frostmas traditions. But now that I'm a grown up, I can experience them in a whole new way - with you by my side!
  • I'd love to go on a romantic winter getaway. Think about it - you and me in a cozy ski lodge, drinking hot chocolate, simply having a wonderful Frostmas time...
  • You've done wonders for my confidence. I don't even have nightmares about forgetting the lyrics or choking on my own spit in front of everyone anymore!
  • The next time someone tells me they don't believe in fate, I'm going to tell them about us. I bet our love story would top the holiday-romance bestsellers chart in no time!
  • Ahaha! Eee! Oohhh, my abs are starting to hurt from laughing so much. Do you think stronger abs will help me sing louder?
  • This is AMAZING! You're amazing! Eeee! I need to hug you super tight so you know how much I love this.

Dates

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  • [Moonlight Stroll] That was so romantic... Like something out of a novel, Although if this were a novel, something terrible would most likely happen in the next scene in order to further the plot, Good thing this is real life!
  • [Beach] I know I'm an adult, but I still pretend I'm a mermaid whenever I go swimming. I am not ashamed.
  • [Sightseeing] That was even more beautiful than the travel brochure described!
  • [Movie Theater] Meh, The book was better. I'm pretty miffed they left out the whole part about the reindeer astronaut. Oh, don't get me wrong, I still had an amazing time with you! I definitely want to do it again!

Juliet

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First Meeting
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  1. (You walk in on Rosa arguing with a lovely pink-haired maiden.)
  2. Rosa: Please, Juliet. The people will be broken-hearted if their beloved Frostmas traditions are ruined because of this blizzard. The town simply must be decorated!
  3. Juliet: And? The storm took all my decorations away! What would you have me do?
  4. The beauty of the season and magic it gives us is not dependant on such expensive things! There must be something someone such as yourself-
  5. Juliet: Ugh, very well. I suppose I'll try and figure SOMEthing out. But it would go a lot faster if I had someone to assist me!
  6. (Your time has come. You must help this girl with the Frostmas decorations!)

Adversary

  • Hmm? Were you saying something? It's hard to understand you, what with your resistance to proper enunciation.
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  • Delicate lace angels, beautiful snowflake arches, thirty thousand silk lanterns, 10 foot tall golden nutcrackers, silver-gilt giant snowmen, peppermint garland... all taken by the wind.
  • Hmm. Now that I've gotten a better look at you, I must admit there might just be a place for you back home. Do you know what a foot rest is?
  • Sometimes life is a fairytale. And sometimes it is a cautionary tale.
  • The fact that there isn't a one-day delivery option in the middle of a snowstorm, in a small town, a few days before Frostmas is absolutely unacceptable. What about me? I'm important and I need stuff!
  • Can you maybe... stand somewhere else? I'm already annoyed that none of my decorators can deliver more decorations in time, I don't need the plague of your humble simplicity as well.
  • Unhand me! Such an uncouth townsperson! Absolutely zero couth! Really.
  • It's adorable that you tried to buy me something. Do go on.
Upgrading to Nuisance
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  1. Oh! What could you possibly want? Can't you see that I'm far too busy for chatter? My plans have been knocked off-course by a severe degree.
  2. Just when I thought that things were going well, the storm hit! Now the only decoration left out is a red bauble on a drooping tree. It's pathetic.

Nuisance

  • Tell me. What do you feel you, as a measly townsperson, have to offer someone like me? I neither want nor need your help.
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  • I must say, I feel positively scandalous speaking to a townsperson such as yourself. Look at me! Juliet! "Roughing it"!
  • Oh dear. I don't want the townspeople revolting again. One year they all built VERY large fires in their fireplaces...
  • You can keep your budget Frostmas ideas to yourself. They're unbecoming of something decorated by someone of my significant social standing. The impropriety!
  • So, what do you... do, exactly? Like how do you afford to feed and clothe yourself? What is it called? Work? Do you do that?
  • If my family finds out that I've had to... *shudder* improvise the decorations, they're going to be positively aghast! I have a name to upkeep! A BRAND to maintain!
  • You brute! Trying to defile or harm me like some... Oh wait, it's you? I'm so sorry, I thought you were an abominable snowthing!
  • It's adorable that you tried to buy me something. Do go on.
Upgrading to Frenemy
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  1. I suppose that I could at least offer you a formal introduction. My name is Juliet de Chemin des Nuages. You may bow if you wish.
  2. Why are you hesitating? Why are you looking at me like that!? Of all the...! Don't you know who I am!?

Frenemy

  • You know that feeling where you just can't find garland that matches your wreath? Ugh.
Sorry
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  • I must say, I feel positively scandalous speaking to a townsperson such as yourself. Look at me! Juliet! "Roughing it"!
  • If my family finds out that I've had to... *shudder* improvise the decorations, they're going to be positively aghast! I have a name to upkeep! A BRAND to maintain!
  • You can keep your budget Frostmas ideas to yourself. They're unbecoming of something decorated by someone of my significant social standing. The impropriety!
  • Oh dear. I don't want the townspeople revolting again. One year they all built VERY large fires in their fireplaces...
  • So, what do you... do, exactly? Like how do you afford to feed and clothe yourself? What is it called? Work? Do you do that?
  • You brute! Trying to defile or harm me like some... Oh wait, it's you? I'm so sorry, I thought you were an abominable snowthing!
  • Townspeople find the quaintest items to value. You have my permission to put it over there with my things.
Upgrading to Acquaintance
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  • Oh, very well. I'll admit it. There's a certain charm to your decorations, Particularly the string of popcorn. And the one with the dried oranges and pinecones.
  • Still, there's nothing here that can convince me my decorations weren't, strictly speaking, better, But as a backup plan, and after exhausting all my other options... let's see what you've got.

Acquaintance

  • Can you believe I saw someone in fake plastic elf ears handing out cookies? How cliché!
  • I must say, I feel positively scandalous speaking to a townsperson such as yourself. Look at me! Juliet! "Roughing it"!
  • If my family finds out that I've had to... *shudder* improvise the decorations, they're going to be positively aghast! I have a name to upkeep! A BRAND to maintain!
  • You can keep your budget Frostmas ideas to yourself. They're unbecoming of something decorated by someone of my significant social standing. The impropriety!
  • Oh dear. I don't want the townspeople revolting again. One year they all built VERY large fires in their fireplaces...
  • So, what do you... do, exactly? Like how do you afford to feed and clothe yourself? What is it called? Work? Do you do that?
  • You brute! Trying to defile or harm me like some... Oh wait, it's you? I'm so sorry, I thought you were an abominable snowthing!
  • Townspeople find the quaintest items to value. You have my permission to put it over there with my things.
Upgrading to Friendzoned
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  1. I must admit that I may have been a little bit wrong about you, You have designed and implemented decorations far beyond my expectations based on the meager materials available,
  2. Either you are some sort of wizard, or there is a certain... engineering ability that comes from living as a townsperson. Don't tell me, it'll ruin the mystery!

Friendzoned

  • My step-mother has never allowed me to perform undignified activities such as skating, sledding, or skiing. She's not here now though, so clear your schedule.
  • Weather is such a terribly inconsiderate thing. I was more than a little surprised that no one's figured out how to deal with it yet.
  • There's something just so cute about how you've taken that little pile of sticks and made a wreath. Oh no, I don't want you to show me. I was just saying something nice.
  • Some hero dropped by in a misguided attempt to woo me, and I got flustered. I sent him on a quest to slay a snow troll. I'm pretty sure that's not a real thing, but either way it solves my problem,
  • Show me what's in your hand. What is that? A paper lantern? Well, it's not silk, but I actually don't hate it.
  • I brought some spending money so I could participate in Frostmas markets and other townsperson things. Do you suppose that $100,000 is enough?
  • Oh ho ho ho! Ah! Eugh! What was that laugh? I sounded just like my father there!
  • You brute! Trying to defile or harm me like some... Oh wait, it's you? I'm so sorry, I thought you were an abominable snowthing!
  • Incredible! It deserves a place on my vast mantlepiece ina glass case, with a little plaque telling everyone what it is and who gifted it to me! It'll be the most wonderful conversation starter!
Upgrading to Awkward Besties
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  1. Do you mind sticking around a bit longer? Most of my friends get snatched up by cruel dragons or boring royalty trying to fulfill their quests.
  2. Excellent. You have sparked my interest in these townsperson activities and I expect you to show me them in person.

Awkward Besties

  • Miss me? Did you think I was in another town? You'd best keep up, I do move quickly! *teehee*
Flirt
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  • I can see it in your eyes! Those animal urges that want to rip my dress off and have their way with me! Well, don't try it. Nope. Not with me. It would get you permanently on the naughty list!
  • How does one initiate one of these... snowball fights? And how does one make sure that all parties know that snowballs to my face will result in immediate disqualification, and possibly beheading?
  • Hmm. Perhaps I've been a bit of a royal pain lately. Allow me to make it up to you. What does your heart desire? Gifts? Money? Fame? or maybe... Me?
  • Yes, you can say it - I look ravishing today! Why I'm positively radiant! Oh you! How dare you shamelessly flirt with me? I can't help it, I'm overcome! I feel faint! I... may be getting carried away.
  • This dress is from my godmother. It disappears at midnight. What a shame, you'll just have to take my word on that one! *giggle*
  • Alright, I like you. Big deal. I like lots of things. It's hardly an accomplishment, when you're dealing with someone with as kind a heart as I have!
  • I've got a bobsled race later with a fire breathing turtle, a plumber, and the king of ghosts. The side roads become icy snow tunnels this time of year, and the danger makes it fun!
  • It's so nice that my family has moved away from mandating a completely red wardrobe. Pink hair and red clothes are such a disaster combination.
  • You brute! Trying to defile or harm me like some... Oh wait, it's you? I'm so sorry, I thought you were an abominable snowthing!
  • Incredible! It deserves a place on my vast mantlepiece in a glass case, with a little plaque telling everyone what it is and who gifted it to me! It'll be the most wonderful conversation starter!
Upgrading to Crush
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  1. These lights were meant to go on the big tree in the town square. Surprise surprise, the wind knocked the tree down, Since you have such wonderful ideas, what should we do with the lights now?
  2. Between the lamp posts? Oh! Like our very own starlit sky! How romantic! Yes, we will implement this at once!

Crush

  • You know, MY naughty list gets you much better returns than a few lumps of coal...
Flirt
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  • Yes, you can say it - I look ravishing today! Why I'm positively radiant! Oh you! How dare you shamelessly flirt with me? I can't help it, I'm overcome! I feel faint! I... may be getting carried away.
  • It's so nice that my family has moved away from mandating a completely red wardrobe. Pink hair and red clothes are such a disaster combination.
  • Alright, I like you. Big deal. I like lots of things. It's hardly an accomplishment, when you're dealing with someone with as kind a heart as I have!
  • This dress is from my godmother. It disappears at midnight. What a shame, you'll just have to take my word on that one! *giggle*
  • I can see it in your eyes! Those animal urges that want to rip my dress off and have their way with me! Well, don't try it. Nope. Not with me. It would get you permanently on the naughty list!
  • How does one initiate one of these... snowball fights? And how does one make sure that all parties know that snowballs to my face will result in immediate disqualification, and possibly beheading?
  • I've got a bobsled race later with a fire breathing turtle, a plumber, and the king of ghosts. The side roads become icy snow tunnels this time of year, and the danger makes it fun!
  • Hmm. Perhaps I've been a bit of a royal pain lately. Allow me to make it up to you. What does your heart desire? Gifts? Money? Fame? or maybe... Me?
  • Tee hee! How dare you break my composure! I am an upstanding noble.
  • Do you think I'll throw myself at you now, like some wanton harlot? Good, because I will!
Upgrading to Sweetheart
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  1. Be a darling and fetch me that golden key, would you? It's time I showed you what's behind this shimmering red door. Three turns of the key, and...
  2. Behold! The door opens directly to the North Pole! A secret you never knew you wanted to be told! By the way, if we happen to run into my father, just let me do the talking,

Sweetheart

  • I hardly recognize this little town! Who would have thought that a few strings of lights could make such a big difference!
Flirt
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  • Oh my, I... I actually get to touch you now. Would you hold my hand for just a moment? And then maybe... Ravish me?
  • You're wonderful! Even so, you'll have to be on your best behavior when I introduce you at the manor, My father hears and sees everything, I can't have him thinking you're naughty.
  • Why are people so fascinated with snow globes? Is it because it’s the only way poor people can afford to own land?
  • Can you sing? How about dance? You'll need to brush up on those skills. You're going to be making an appearance with me at the head of the Frostmas parade.
  • I'm actually incredibly flattered you followed this whole thing to the end. I must admit, it's nice to see how much everyone loves the decorations. I suppose all that effort WAS worthwhile!
  • You've put in me such a good mood, arctic foxes and snowshoe hares have been dancing around me! Now please get rid of these filthy pests, would you?
  • What fun! I didn't even need to eat a poisoned apple to find my true love. So convenient!
  • Come here my passionate townsperson! Show me your rough working-class ways, tee hee!
  • Tee hee! How dare you break my composure! I am an upstanding noble.
  • Do you think I'll throw myself at you now, like some wanton harlot? Good, because I will!
Upgrading to Girlfriend
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  1. You've earned yourself a title. Come over here, bend the knee, bow your head and I'll give you a love tap with this empty wrapping paper tube. Quickly!
  2. I hereby name you a Knight of the Frostmas Order! You are now permitted to befriend reindeer, give gifts in the name of the family, and wear a fake white beard, if you so please.

Girlfriend

  • You should have seen the look on your face when I knighted you! It's like you didn't know 'Princess of Frostmas' was a real title! Ah-hah! I love foreign visitors.
Flirt
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  • You've put in me such a good mood, arctic foxes and snowshoe hares have been dancing around me! Now please get rid of these filthy pests, would you?
  • I'm actually incredibly flattered you followed this whole thing to the end. I must admit, it's nice to see how much everyone loves the decorations. I suppose all that effort WAS worthwhile!
  • Why are people so fascinated with snow globes? Is it because it’s the only way poor people can afford to own land?
  • What fun! I didn't even need to eat a poisoned apple to find my true love. So convenient!
  • Can you sing? How about dance? You'll need to brush up on those skills. You're going to be making an appearance with me at the head of the Frostmas parade.
  • You're wonderful! Even so, you'll have to be on your best behavior when I introduce you at the manor. My father hears and sees everything, I can't have him thinking you're naughty.
  • Come here my passionate townsperson! Show me your rough working-class ways, tee hee!
  • Oh my, I... I actually get to touch you now, Would you hold my hand for just a moment? And then maybe... Ravish me?
  • Tee hee! How dare you break my composure! I am an upstanding noble.
  • I'm amazed you've found something I didn't already have. Commendable job!
Upgrading to Lover
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  1. Standing here with you, under a sky of stars we made from a box of lights, is simply magical. No fairy godmother, good witch of the East, or great wishing star could have made this any more wonderful.
  2. You really make a girl stop and consider what's important in this life. In this life, in this place, in this time, you are the most important thing to me. I love you.

Lover

  • Must I ring sleigh bells to get your attention? I have a deep need of you.
Seduce
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  • Hold me tightly, my love! Then help me with my antlers and bells like a good and faithful knight. *giggle*
  • What a relief that I do not have to entertain any suitors at the Frostmas ball!! Every year father uses it as an excuse to try and set me up, but if I bring my own date...
  • Can you sing? How about dance? You'll need to brush up on those skills. You're going to be making an appearance with me at the head of the Frostmas parade.
  • Write me a sonnet, and read it to me under the moonlight. I know that that sort of thing is usually better when it's spontaneous, but I want my poem damnit!
  • What fun! I didn't even need to eat a poisoned apple to find my true love. So convenient!
  • For formal events I have to wear much more clothing, I liked it, it made me feel beautiful. But with you, I don't need those clothes to feel beautiful. You make me feel that way just by being near me.
  • The things that I feel for you are more real than any fairytale could ever hope to capture with such measly things as words.
  • You've put in me such a good mood, arctic foxes and snowshoe hares have been dancing around me! Now please get rid of these filthy pests, would you?
  • Star light, star bright, the north star is beautiful tonight... There’s no point wishing on it, though, I already have everything I could ever want! Except perhaps a third summer home...
  • ‘Twas the night before Frostmas, and all through the town... The decor looked fabulous, all thanks to the crown...princess! And now she’s writing poetry about it! Truly, what is she NOT good at? Heehee!
  • Take a stroll with me, say incredibly romantic things, surprise me with a gift, and give me the greatest kiss I've ever had. Okay go! No prep time!
  • For in this love story - you are the East, and I am the sun! Be chill, my beating heart!
  • You're wonderful! Even so, you'll have to be on your best behavior when I introduce you at the manor. My father hears and sees everything, I can't have him thinking you're naughty.
  • Oh no! I'm being waylaid by a bandit. Hee hee! Shall I scream for help? Or would you rather make me scream your name? *hahaha!"
  • What a relief that I do not have to entertain any suitors at the Frostmas ball!! Every year father uses it as an excuse to try and set me up, but if I bring my own date...
  • Why are people so fascinated with snow globes? Is it because it’s the only way poor people can afford to own land?
  • Come here my passionate townsperson! Show me your rough working-class ways, tee hee!
  • Oh my, I... I actually get to touch you now, Would you hold my hand for just a moment? And then maybe... Ravish me?
  • Tee hee! How dare you break my composure! I am an upstanding noble.
  • I'm amazed you've found something I didn't already have. Commendable job!

Dates

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  • [Moonlight Stroll] It's for the best that we go out at night. Otherwise, people might gossip about me being seen walking alone with a cute townsperson.
  • [Beach] Who's the fairest of them all? Me, because I know that sun-damage can still happen on cold and snowy days. Skin care is no laughing matter.
  • [Sightseeing] The fact that you didn't bring a sweater in case I needed one is absolutely appalling. Look at the way I'm dressed. Look at the landscape. Read the room.
  • [Movie Theater] What a lovely film! Three orphans, two princesses, a secret evil lover, AND a talking snowman? It was positively Shakespearean!
First Meeting
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  1. (Frostmas draws near! The only thing left to do is deliver the gifts - but how, when the snow is so heavy and deep?)
  2. (That's when a gorgeous reindeer mail carrier appears at the door, holding a stamped and postmarked envelope.)
  3. Yuki: Delivery for Rosa!
  4. (Impressed by the girl's dedication to mail distribution, you're struck by a festive idea...)

Adversary

  • You'd like me to help with the Frostmas gift deliveries? Why, nothing would make me happier!
Sorry
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  • Don't get your tinsel in a tangle! Nothing is impossible - the word itself says "I'm Possible!"
  • In my profession, we really look up to Santa, He's the one who taught us: “Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet, nor hail shall keep a courier from making their deliveries. Especially not at Frostmas!"
  • I guess the blizzard shook things up a bit, huh? That's okay - snowglobes get shaken up all the time, and they're still perfectly wonderful!
  • I had no idea Rosa was struggling to get things ready in time for Frostmas! It’s so sweet of you to volunteer your help. I bet you're on the “nice” list for sure!
  • Your guardian snow angel is here to save the day! Or at least to reassure you that everything's going to be all right.
  • Teehee! No need to nudge, I already agreed to help out!
  • Who's this one for? I'll bring it right over!
Upgrading to Nuisance
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  1. I might need to come inside and warm up a bit before we head out. Do you mind?
  2. Wonderful! I promise I won't be unproductive. We can sort through all the gifts and organize them by delivery address!

Nuisance

  • I'm sorry I couldn't come sooner. The post office is always just a teeeeensy bit busier than usual around the holidays.
Sorry
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  • Are there any gifts left to wrap, or did I miss out? If you ask me, there’s nothing more fun than wrapping presents!
  • I like you! Once all these gifts are delivered, would you like to go skating together? There's a lovely rink downtown with a fancy hot chocolate shop attached!
  • Sugar and ice and everything nice - that’s what reindeer girls are made of!
  • Wow! Whoever addressed these parcels has really lovely handwriting!
  • Delivering all these gifts is sure to be a challenge... But who doesn't love a good challenge? Pessimists, that's who!
  • Who's this one for? I'll bring it right over!
  • Heehee, no fair! I'm ticklish from my head to my mistletoes!
Upgrading to Frenemy
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  1. Every year, Rosa works so hard to make Frostmas extra-special for the whole town. I never imagined she'd need help from little old me!
  2. I won’t let her down. No, WE won’t let her down! Let’s save Frostmas together!

Frenemy

  • I have a town map that should come in handy - seeing as I've already highlighted the most efficient delivery routes!
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  • Delivering all these gifts is sure to be a challenge... But who doesn't love a good challenge? Pessimists, that's who!
  • Wow! Whoever addressed these parcels has really lovely handwriting!
  • I like you! Once all these gifts are delivered, would you like to go skating together? There's a lovely rink downtown with a fancy hot chocolate shop attached!
  • Sugar and ice and everything nice - that’s what reindeer girls are made of!
  • Are there any gifts left to wrap, or did I miss out? If you ask me, there’s nothing more fun than wrapping presents!
  • Heehee, no fair! I'm ticklish from my head to my mistletoes!
  • Who's this one for? I'll bring it right over!
Upgrading to Acquaintance
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  1. Awww! There's even a gift addressed to that grumpy old humbug who lives up on Mount Crumpit! Rosa really does think of everyone. She’s such a sweetheart.
  2. Now that I think of it, that's going to be quite the slog up a very steep trail.. We'd better pack some snacks!

Acquaintance

  • I think we're just about ready. Come on, let's fill our insulated travel mugs with hot cocoa and get dashing through that snow!
  • Delivering all these gifts is sure to be a challenge... But who doesn't love a good challenge? Pessimists, that's who!
  • I like you! Once all these gifts are delivered, would you like to go skating together? There's a lovely rink downtown with a fancy hot chocolate shop attached!
  • Are there any gifts left to wrap, or did I miss out? If you ask me, there’s nothing more fun than wrapping presents!
  • Wow! Whoever addressed these parcels has really lovely handwriting!
  • Sugar and ice and everything nice - that’s what reindeer girls are made of!
  • Heehee, no fair! I'm ticklish from my head to my mistletoes!
  • Who's this one for? I'll bring it right over!
Upgrading to Friendzoned
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  1. Ready for a sleigh ride? Blitzen runs fast, just so you know. Pretty soon we'll be flying over the fields flinging presents left and right!
  2. Teehee! I'm just being silly. Although we'd better get a move on - time IS running short.

Friendzoned

  • Ahhh, I love taking a big breath of frosty air. It’s so refreshing!
  • It’s so mesmerizing... The way the snowflakes twirl and drift... But we simply don't have time to stand around gazing lovingly at the weather, so we'd better get a move on!
  • It's pretty slippery out there, so make sure you waddle like a penguin as we go from house to house! It might look silly, but it's fun, and it keeps you from falling down usually,
  • If you ask me, ‘tis always the season to be jolly! Even when things get overwhelming, all you have to do is pause, take a deep breath, and remember the beauty of Frostmas!
  • I know we just met, but I already feel like you're a dear friend. Or should I say “deer friend”? Teehee!
  • Here’s my advice: when life gives you snow, make snow cones!
  • I'm excited to make these deliveries! It may be cold out, but the cold never bothered me anyway. Well, maybe a little... But we can always warm up afterwards!
  • Heehee, no fair! I'm ticklish from my head to my mistletoes!
  • Aww, you don't have to do that! Save me for last so we can make sure everyone else gets their gifts on time.
Upgrading to Awkward Besties
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  1. I can see why Rosa’s been feeling overwhelmed. There sure is a lot to do!
  2. Good thing you and I make such a great team. Look at us - checking off tasks and having so much fun while we do it!

Awkward Besties

  • You amaze me. The way you've put so much effort into helping everyone, even though you didn't have to... It’s inspiring.
Flirt
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  • Isn't it nice seeing all the bright, colorful lights on everyone’s houses? I bet the town can be seen from space! Teehee!
  • I'm so grateful for your friendship. It’s the gift that keeps on giving! Literally!
  • Handing people their Frostmas gifts is even more rewarding than handing them their regular parcels and letters! I'll simply never tire of seeing those beautiful smiles.
  • I love snail mail. And snails! Did you know some of them hibernate in winter? I bet it’s really cozy inside their shells.
  • Heehee, if only I had a flashlight for a nose! Then I could guide you through all sorts of terrible weather!
  • Most female deer don't grow antlers, but female reindeer do! I decorate mine with flowers to make them extra special.
  • First we'll make our way through Sugarplum Heights, head down Chestnut Lane, and then on to Nutcracker Plaza! Unless you want to schedule in a little break at the Candy Cane Cafe?
  • I wonder if anyone will give me socks for Frostmas this year. I sure hope so!
  • Heehee, no fair! I'm ticklish from my head to my mistletoes!
  • Thank you so much! But your presence means more to me than your presents. Teehee!
Upgrading to Crush
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  1. Sometimes I can't believe how lucky I am to have met you. Then I remember that no snowflake ever lands in the wrong place.
  2. The fact that I wound up at this address, delivering the last letter in my satchel, right when you needed help distributing gifts... That was fate, plain and simple.

Crush

  • Snow makes everything more romantic, don't you think? (I wish it would start snowing on us right now...)
Flirt
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  • First we'll make our way through Sugarplum Heights, head down Chestnut Lane, and then on to Nutcracker Plaza! Unless you want to schedule in a little break at the Candy Cane Cafe?
  • I'm so grateful for your friendship. It’s the gift that keeps on giving! Literally!
  • Handing people their Frostmas gifts is even more rewarding than handing them their regular parcels and letters! I'll simply never tire of seeing those beautiful smiles.
  • Heehee, if only I had a flashlight for a nose! Then I could guide you through all sorts of terrible weather!
  • Most female deer don't grow antlers, but female reindeer do! I decorate mine with flowers to make them extra special.
  • Isn't it nice seeing all the bright, colorful lights on everyone’s houses? I bet the town can be seen from space! Teehee!
  • I wonder if anyone will give me socks for Frostmas this year. I sure hope so!
  • I love snail mail. And snails! Did you know some of them hibernate in winter? I bet it’s really cozy inside their shells.
  • Oo! Your fingers feel like little snowflakes kissing my skin, Brr!
  • Why, this is better than a cup of good cheer!
Upgrading to Sweetheart
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  1. More gifts to deliver? My goodness, it never ends! I'm starting to think I might need a good luck kiss to get through it all.
  2. Why yes, that was an invitation for you to kiss me. Teehee!

Sweetheart

  • Oh, darling! You make me feel so... So... Twitterpated!
Flirt
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  • I know all the snow caused a lot of problems this Frostmas, but at the end of the day, a blanket of snow makes everything feel so peaceful! It’s the same kind of feeling I get when I'm with you.
  • Eep! I think I mixed up 813 Snowball Lane with 831 Snowball Road! We have to go back! This could be a Frostmas disaster!
  • What does a gingerbread man put on his bed? Cookie sheets! Heehee! Gosh, I’m sorry. It’s my favorite joke, but my delivery was terrible!
  • Look, it’s so cold you can see my breath! I'm gonna blow you a kiss! Mwa-whooo... See it sailing through the air? Teehee!
  • Brr! Such a long time spent delivering gifts in the cold definitely calls for a warm bubble bath, followed by cozy socks, a cup of hot cocoa, and...maybe even some cuddling?
  • I wish it could be Frostmas all year long. But even if it can't be, every single day with you is still a beautiful gift.
  • I wish we could watch everyone open their Frostmas gifts. I suppose that would take a very long time... But just imagine all those smiles! Eee!
  • The winter holidays are a good time for ghost stories. Will you tell me one? And then snuggle me so I feel safe?
  • Oh look, there’s mistletoe hanging from this doorway! Whatever shall we do?
  • Your kisses taste like gingerbread and candy canes. I can't get enough!
  • Being in the snow with you just gives me a really special feeling, I like it.
  • I'm falling for you, just like a gently drifting snowflake. I hope I land on your eyelashes, so I can see the world from your perspective.
  • Let's go out dancing and prancing in Jingle Bell Square! It'll be our way of celebrating a successful Frostmas season! Eeee!
  • I never stopped believing in us, not even for a moment. And I never will.
  • To me, you are perfect.
  • Normally it’s hard for me to sleep on Frostmas Eve, but I'm so exhausted after all those extra deliveries, I'm sure there'll be visions of sugarplums dancing in my head as soon as I hit the pillow!
  • Oo! Your fingers feel like little snowflakes kissing my skin, Brr!
  • Oh, I could just sing! I want everyone to know what my true love gave to me!
Upgrading to Girlfriend
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  1. I have one more gift to deliver. It's a very important one. So.. Here you go.
  2. It's my heart. Signed, sealed, delivered. It's yours.

Girlfriend

  • Whenever you call my name, it’s like hearing sleigh bells, laughter, and winter songbirds... All my favorite sounds rolled into one!
Flirt
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  • What does a gingerbread man put on his bed? Cookie sheets! Heehee! Gosh, I’m sorry. It’s my favorite joke, but my delivery was terrible!
  • I know all the snow caused a lot of problems this Frostmas, but at the end of the day, a blanket of snow makes everything feel so peaceful! It’s the same kind of feeling I get when I'm with you.
  • Look, it’s so cold you can see my breath! I'm gonna blow you a kiss! Mwa-whooo... See it sailing through the air? Teehee!
  • To me, you are perfect.
  • I never stopped believing in us, not even for a moment. And I never will.
  • I wish we could watch everyone open their Frostmas gifts. I suppose that would take a very long time... But just imagine all those smiles! Eee!
  • Being in the snow with you just gives me a really special feeling, I like it.
  • Normally it’s hard for me to sleep on Frostmas Eve, but I'm so exhausted after all those extra deliveries, I'm sure there'll be visions of sugarplums dancing in my head as soon as I hit the pillow!
  • I wish it could be Frostmas all year long. But even if it can't be, every single day with you is still a beautiful gift.
  • I think everyone's going to remember this as the best Frostmas ever! At least until next year... Teehee!
  • Let's go out dancing and prancing in Jingle Bell Square! It'll be our way of celebrating a successful Frostmas season! Eeee!
  • The winter holidays are a good time for ghost stories. Will you tell me one? And then snuggle me so I feel safe?
  • Brr! Such a long time spent delivering gifts in the cold definitely calls for a warm bubble bath, followed by cozy socks, a cup of hot cocoa, and...maybe even some cuddling?
  • Your kisses taste like gingerbread and candy canes. I can't get enough!
  • There isn't anything better than a warm hug, But it’s got to be really tight, too. Like you're holding on for dear life! Teehee.
  • Oh look, there’s mistletoe hanging from this doorway! Whatever shall we do?
  • I'm falling for you, just like a gently drifting snowflake. I hope I land on your eyelashes, so I can see the world from your perspective.
  • Oo! Your fingers feel like little snowflakes kissing my skin, Brr!
  • Oh, I could just sing! I want everyone to know what my true love gave to me!
Upgrading to Lover
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  1. I want you for my own. More than you could ever know. Will you make my wish come true?
  2. Oh, I'm so happy! Frostmas is here, the gifts have all been delivered, and I've got my love to keep me warm!

Lover

  • It truly is a wonderful life, isn’t it?
Seduce
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  • To me, you are perfect.
  • There's no such thing as bad weather if you know how to dress in layers. And if it’s still too cold, well then that’s the perfect excuse to stay inside and snuggle!
  • Eep! I think I mixed up 813 Snowball Lane with 831 Snowball Road! We have to go back! This could be a Frostmas disaster!
  • Normally it’s hard for me to sleep on Frostmas Eve, but I'm so exhausted after all those extra deliveries, I'm sure there'll be visions of sugarplums dancing in my head as soon as I hit the pillow!
  • I know all the snow caused a lot of problems this Frostmas, but at the end of the day, a blanket of snow makes everything feel so peaceful! It’s the same kind of feeling I get when I'm with you.
  • There isn't anything better than a warm hug, But it’s got to be really tight, too. Like you're holding on for dear life! Teehee.
  • I want to spend every holiday with you for the rest of forever, Not just the peaceful winter holidays, either - the cheery spring ones AND the spooky autumn ones, too!
  • I'm falling for you, just like a gently drifting snowflake. I hope I land on your eyelashes, so I can see the world from your perspective.
  • I think everyone's going to remember this as the best Frostmas ever! At least until next year... Teehee!
  • Being in the snow with you just gives me a really special feeling, I like it.
  • Come closer! I want to boop your nose with my nose.
  • The winter holidays are a good time for ghost stories. Will you tell me one? And then snuggle me so I feel safe?
  • I never stopped believing in us, not even fora moment. And I never will.
  • What does a gingerbread man put on his bed? Cookie sheets! Heehee! Gosh, I’m sorry. It’s my favorite joke, but my delivery was terrible!
  • Shall I compare thee to a winter’s day? You are more beautiful, more magical, more wonderful by far... Also, you kinda look like you're made of snow?
  • Oh look, there’s mistletoe hanging from this doorway! Whatever shall we do?
  • I want to spend every holiday with you for the rest of forever, Not just the peaceful winter holidays, either - the cheery spring ones AND the spooky autumn ones, too!
  • Oo! Your fingers feel like little snowflakes kissing my skin, Brr!
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Dates

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  • [Moonlight Stroll] That was the most enchanting walk. It was like a midwinter night's dream! But we could probably deliver gifts faster if we didn't do it all on foot...
  • [Beach] I've never been anywhere tropical before. Rosa really expanded her gift-giving range this year!
  • [Sightseeing] If 'm a letter, you're my stamp. You take me to the most amazing places.
  • [Movie Theater] I love a good old fashioned holiday movie. Thank you for such a sweet evening.

First Meeting

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  1. (Frostmas draws near, and the excitement in the air is palpable! Everyone's so caught up in the joy of the season that you almost miss someone knocking at the front door.)
  2. (You open up and see a gaggle of penguins doing a host of entertaining tricks! Super cool!)
  3. Gwen: Flip and Slide circus reporting for duty! Sorry we're a bit late. The weather out there's a bit d-icy! Heehee. Where can I set up for our parade performance?
  4. (Oh yeah! The parade! You turn to Rosa to get this troupe their info, but Rosa looks panicked.)
  5. Rosa: Aiii, what's this? There must be some mistake! I know nothing about a penguin circus act. Did you register online? Ohhh, I'm dizzy with stress! My dear marshmallow, surely you can help?

Adversary

  • B-b-but... we've been practicing our circus tricks for AGES! I didn't know I had to pre-register! I even checked! Or at least... I THOUGHT I checked...
Sorry
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  • I thought we were the chosen ones, but now we're just the frozen ones. Iced out of the parade because SOMEONE didn't submit our paperwork! …It was me. I'm the someone. Ooo, I'm so mad at myself!
  • If anything deserves to be showcased during Frostmas, it's my fantastic penguins! Though I might be biased because penguins are my favorite brrr-d!
  • Waddle I do now? My future reputation as the world's number one penguin performer is going to come into question!
  • Much like a penguin... this won't fly! There HAS to be an event being held SOMEWHERE that I can join. I'm not giving up, and nothing you say can stop me!
  • I vowed I wouldn't cry in front of strangers this holiday season... Unrelated, you look like you have a very comfortable shoulder. *sniff*
  • Wah! Be careful! If you make me flail around too much, my troupe's gonna take it as a command, and we're going to get a penguin pyramid in the house!
  • This is okay, but it's not giving me the same joy as seeing our parade performance delight the masses would have. Thanks for trying, though.
Upgrading to Nuisance
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  1. Not only did we travel over snowdrifts, under ice shelves, and through blizzards to get here, but we were hauling ALL our performance props with us! Do you know how heavy that stuff is?
  2. I don't care if I'm not officially in the parade. I'll settle for performing on the side, crashing a craft market, or even entertaining a wreath-making class! Exposure is the name of the game.

Nuisance

  • Ooh! I wish I had called ahead when I had the chance. Look at me, standing here with egg on my face! I guess today is the day I find out if penguins feel second-hand embarrassment or not.
Sorry
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  • Don't say anything yet. I'm busy cycling through the six stages of grief. Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance, and retail therapy. Is there a seasonal shop nearby?
  • How am I going to break the news to Feathers McDraw? He's been practicing all month with that t-shirt cannon...
  • Is there a mayor or a president of parades that I can talk to? I'm pretty charming and persuasive when I want to be! SURELY they can make room for one teeny tiny woman and fifteen penguins, right?
  • I really messed up. I'm probably getting a lump of coal in my stocking this year! That's the worst kind of rock. It doesn't say "I love you" at all.
  • And here I was, so impressed that we made it on time without our ice-cycles. They... had an unfortunate encounter with the fire-breathing act.
  • Heehee, oh no! How did you figure out my armpits are ticklish? Ahahaha! Uncle Rockhopper! Aunt Arctica! I can't remember which family member means surrender!
  • This is okay, but it's not giving me the same joy as seeing our parade performance delight the masses would have. Thanks for trying, though.
Upgrading to Frenemy
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  1. What if we stormed the town square? I know some humbug may call the police, but with the power of determination, we can probably get a couple of shows in before they get there. On the count of three. One... Two...
  2. *sigh* No, no. You're right. It was a desperate plan from a desperate girl. Besides, getting arrested for trespassing is REALLY annoying.

Frenemy

  • I can't give up hope yet. Frostmas is still young, and so am I! Let's go door-to-door and find out if anyone has a spare street they're not using for our OWN parade!
Sorry
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  • Don't say anything yet. I'm busy cycling through the six stages of grief. Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance, and retail therapy. Is there a seasonal shop nearby?
  • How am I going to break the news to Feathers McDraw? He's been practicing all month with that t-shirt cannon...
  • Is there a mayor or a president of parades that I can talk to? I'm pretty charming and persuasive when I want to be! SURELY they can make room for one teeny tiny woman and fifteen penguins, right?
  • I really messed up. I'm probably getting a lump of coal in my stocking this year! That's the worst kind of rock. It doesn't say "I love you" at all.
  • And here I was, so impressed that we made it on time without our ice-cycles. They... had an unfortunate encounter with the fire-breathing act.
  • Heehee, oh no! How did you figure out my armpits are ticklish? Ahahaha! Uncle Rockhopper! Aunt Arctica! I can't remember which family member means surrender!
  • This is okay, but it's not giving me the same joy as seeing our parade performance delight the masses would have. Thanks for trying, though.
Upgrading to Acquaintance
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  1. Right. This isn't the first time I've tasted disappointment in my pursuit of show business. One time, we pre-registered for a penguin paragliding stunt, but it was canceled when the pilot no-showed!
  2. But since this time I'M the reason we can't perform... That's 10x worse! How will I ever make it up to the troupe?

Acquaintance

  • No, I'm not drawing cute penguin faces in the snow with my shoe. That would be... um... well, I'm glad you can tell what the doodles are, I guess.
Sorry
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  • Don't say anything yet. I'm busy cycling through the six stages of grief. Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance, and retail therapy. Is there a seasonal shop nearby?
  • How am I going to break the news to Feathers McDraw? He's been practicing all month with that t-shirt cannon...
  • Is there a mayor or a president of parades that I can talk to? I'm pretty charming and persuasive when I want to be! SURELY they can make room for one teeny tiny woman and fifteen penguins, right?
  • I really messed up. I'm probably getting a lump of coal in my stocking this year! That's the worst kind of rock. It doesn't say "I love you" at all.
  • And here I was, so impressed that we made it on time without our ice-cycles. They... had an unfortunate encounter with the fire-breathing act.
  • Heehee, oh no! How did you figure out my armpits are ticklish? Ahahaha! Uncle Rockhopper! Aunt Arctica! I can't remember which family member means surrender!
  • This is okay, but it's not giving me the same joy as seeing our parade performance delight the masses would have. Thanks for trying, though.
Upgrading to Friendzoned
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  1. W... wait a minute. You've spent so much time trying to help me that you're missing all the Frostmas fun!
  2. Oof. Well, now I feel kinda guilty. Here I am, beaking off to you about my failures and miseries, and you just stood out in the cold and let me get my feelings out. That's very kind of you.

Friendzoned

  • Okay, time to put your money where your mouth is! You want to help get my performing penguins in the spotlight? Then let's build a platform to perform on! We can make it out of soapboxes!
  • Haven't you heard of us? We're the circus who have done tens of publicity events in at LEAST three different places! We're the greatest show this side of the equator! Or... we will be once more people see us.
  • Would it be too cringe if I asked you to take my picture in the town square? Even if I'm not in the parade, we still SHOWED UP. That counts for something... right?
  • Am I complaining too much? My throat is getting dry. You've already been so kind, but can I ask you for one more thing? Some eggnog? I take it on the rocks.
  • Have YOU ever tried to handle multiple balls without any thumbs? That's why we don't have a juggling act. Don't worry, though, our aerial silks more than make up for it!
  • Wait a minute... I think I have an idea! People will already be in the streets to see the parade and lights and stuff, so what if we set up an impromptu busking performance? Just... don't tell the permit department.
  • Have I even thanked you for not leaving me all ice-olated in my misery? Well, just in case... Thank you!
  • *giggle* You rascal! If you keep sneaking up and tickling me, I'll have to figure out an elaborate plan for revenge!
  • I'm not going to lie, this is pretty cute. But to be honest? I'm going to share it with my penguins. They deserve gifts too!
Upgrading to Awkward Besties
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  1. So, obviously, if you're happy to hang around with me, talk to me, and keep me company... there must be a reason for it.
  2. I know! You must like my punny-ness! Or, wait. Maybe it's my dedication to my penguin troupe? Silly me, I should just ask you. What do you like about me?

Awkward Besties

  • Hey, I have an idea! Let's get matching temporary tattoos! I'll even let you pick the theme, as long as the theme is festive Frostmas penguins!
Flirt
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  • Oh shoot! It looks like I forgot my wallet. Do you think there's somewhere around here I can get 10 seaweed, shrimp, squid, and sardine pizzas for a song, dance, and circus tricks?
  • When I was a kid, my parents took me to a flea circus. From then on, I KNEW my life's calling would be to have a troupe of performing penguins! Who WOULDN'T prefer to watch that than some icky little bugs?
  • You know, the more time we spend together, the less bad I feel that I got our show put on ice. It's hard to wallow in guilt when I have an awesome new friend like you to talk to!
  • With the power vested in me as ringleader, I hereby dub you an honorary clown! Oh, um... their act is the most beloved... it was supposed to be a compliment.
  • How about I teach you the penguin tamer act? Don't worry, whips are banned. We use fish-flavored licorice instead!
  • I had a fancy outfit specially made for the Frostmas parade. It's a shame I don't get to wear it now... That is, unless you pull off some holiday magic and find us a place to perform!
  • Do you want some penguin swag? What I have with me is just the tip of the iceberg! You should see my room. Even the string lights are shaped like little penguins! Ooh! Do you think Juliet would agree to some last-second decoration changes?
  • Huh. You know what I just realized? Penguins don't talk much. YOU don't talk much. Another parallel! Oh, but don't worry, that's not the only reason I like you. Your face is pretty nice too!
  • *giggle* You rascal! If you keep sneaking up and tickling me, I'll have to figure out an elaborate plan for revenge!
  • Aw, thank you! It's not penguin-themed, but it IS Frostmas-themed, which is close enough.
Upgrading to Crush
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  1. Can I get your opinion on something? Do you think people who resolve crazy Frostmas miscommunications together are destined to become friends and then, maybe... grow even closer?
  2. I'm delighted! I mean, I already had a suspicion that might be the case, because lately I can't stop thinking about how much I like your sleek figure, dapper fashion sense, and impressive lung capacity. I bet you hardly EVER have to come up for air!

Crush

  • Waddle you say to a little PDA? And I DON'T mean Penguin Dance Activity! This time.
Flirt
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  • Oh shoot! It looks like I forgot my wallet. Do you think there's somewhere around here I can get 10 seaweed, shrimp, squid, and sardine pizzas for a song, dance, and circus tricks?
  • When I was a kid, my parents took me to a flea circus. From then on, I KNEW my life's calling would be to have a troupe of performing penguins! Who WOULDN'T prefer to watch that than some icky little bugs?
  • You know, the more time we spend together, the less bad I feel that I got our show put on ice. It's hard to wallow in guilt when I have an awesome new friend like you to talk to!
  • With the power vested in me as ringleader, I hereby dub you an honorary clown! Oh, um... their act is the most beloved... it was supposed to be a compliment.
  • How about I teach you the penguin tamer act? Don't worry, whips are banned. We use fish-flavored licorice instead!
  • I had a fancy outfit specially made for the Frostmas parade. It's a shame I don't get to wear it now... That is, unless you pull off some holiday magic and find us a place to perform!
  • Do you want some penguin swag? What I have with me is just the tip of the iceberg! You should see my room. Even the string lights are shaped like little penguins! Ooh! Do you think Juliet would agree to some last-second decoration changes?
  • Huh. You know what I just realized? Penguins don't talk much. YOU don't talk much. Another parallel! Oh, but don't worry, that's not the only reason I like you. Your face is pretty nice too!
  • Ahaha! If you don't cut it out, I'm going to tickle you right back! Unless... unless I get cold feet. I... have cold feet.
  • Wow! This is awesome! How do you come up with all these wonderful gift ideas? No, don't tell me! I'm going to chalk it up to your pengenuity!
Upgrading to Sweetheart
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  1. I've always been hard on myself when I make mistakes, but I'm starting to think maybe... this wasn't as big of a blunder as I first assumed. After all, it's the reason you and I started talking.
  2. Getting to know you has been like getting the "fan favorite" award in a variety show. I'm a little flustered, thoroughly delighted, and all I wanna do is show off to you!

Sweetheart

  • Slide on over and give me a little peck on the cheek! Or the lips! Or anywhere, really!
Flirt
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  • If you're ever trying to get away with something suspicious, you can disarm people in one easy step. Just smile and wave, skipper. Smile, and wave.
  • Not to brag or anything, but I'm an ace at ice fishing! I've caught MASSIVE cod, unbelievable squid, and one time... a talking narwhal. That was a weird day.
  • Just ignore this stupid pen-grin I have on my face. It shows up when I see you, and I can't control it.
  • You make me want to sing! And do some trapeze! And jump into your arms from the tightrope! All at the same time. It's gonna take coordination that I don't have, so get ready to catch me. Or call an ambulance. Either one.
  • Hey... Is it some kind of coincidence that the parade route ends basically right in front of Rosa's house? Is that so you can watch from the window? Would you mind if I joined you?
  • Penguins know sharing food is a good way to bond - that's why I made you a smoothie! Don't worry, it's not Frostmas themed. It's omega-3 themed! That means it's full of sardines.
  • Between falling in love with you and getting to show off the wonderful Flip and Slide circus, I declare this a double peng-win! Eheeheehee!
  • Interested in a little enrichment activity? I'll hide a treat somewhere on me, and you'll have to find it! The treat could be a rock, a little fish, or even a kiss! Heehee.
  • Hah. Your girlfriend's feeling a little chilly willy today. How about we snuggle up together like the rest of the world's a whiteout blizzard and we need each other to survive?
  • Being in love with you is like walking on a GIANT snowball. Every time we move forward in our relationship, I gather more love for you!
  • When you like someone, you feel butterflies in your tummy. Since butterflies aren't very festive, I was trying to think of the Frostmas equivalent. Confetti? Snowflakes? Roast beast? Yeah! You fill me with roast beast!
  • Come hail or high snow, there WILL be a performance! With you on our side, we won't be held back by my own inability to fill out paperwork! You truly are a Frostmas blessing.
  • When someone's hot, you call them a smokeshow, right? Well, smoke is harsh and yucky, but you're so chill and smooth. That makes you a SLIDESHOW! Wait.
  • Heehee, you make me happier than that time I showed up to be in a Frostmas parade but found the love of my life instead. Look at you, outdoing your already flawless performance!
  • The fairy penguin is the smallest penguin at just 13 inches tall! Being the smallest makes it the cutest, but it still has nothing on you.
  • Here, hold my hand! No, wait, actually... give me a hug! No, a kiss! No, a flying tackle! Is that too much? I feel like that might have been too much.
  • How about a little PDA? And this time I DO mean Penguin Dance Activity! Shake that tail!
  • Watching the Northern Lights is on my ice-bucket list, and I hear they're really nice around these parts. Would you maybe... take me to see them?
  • Ahaha! If you don't cut it out, I'm going to tickle you right back! Unless... unless I get cold feet. I... have cold feet.
  • Your generosity brings tears to my ice - I mean eyes! Whoops, sorry. I was daydreaming about an iceberg-shaped parade float again. What I meant to say was thank you for always thinking of me.
Upgrading to Girlfriend
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  1. One of the things I really like about penguins is that once they find their special someone, they stick with them! I kinda think you're MY special someone. Do you... feel the same way?
  2. Hooray! Okay, from this point on, I'm not only ringleader of an up-and-coming penguin circus act, but I'm an official girlfriend, too! After careful consideration, I think I like the girlfriend title more.

Girlfriend

  • Noot noot! I heard that somewhere, and I'm sure it means I'm happy to see you!
Flirt
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  • If you're ever trying to get away with something suspicious, you can disarm people in one easy step. Just smile and wave, skipper. Smile, and wave.
  • Not to brag or anything, but I'm an ace at ice fishing! I've caught MASSIVE cod, unbelievable squid, and one time... a talking narwhal. That was a weird day.
  • Just ignore this stupid pen-grin I have on my face. It shows up when I see you, and I can't control it.
  • You make me want to sing! And do some trapeze! And jump into your arms from the tightrope! All at the same time. It's gonna take coordination that I don't have, so get ready to catch me. Or call an ambulance. Either one.
  • Hey... Is it some kind of coincidence that the parade route ends basically right in front of Rosa's house? Is that so you can watch from the window? Would you mind if I joined you?
  • Penguins know sharing food is a good way to bond - that's why I made you a smoothie! Don't worry, it's not Frostmas themed. It's omega-3 themed! That means it's full of sardines.
  • Between falling in love with you and getting to show off the wonderful Flip and Slide circus, I declare this a double peng-win! Eheeheehee!
  • Interested in a little enrichment activity? I'll hide a treat somewhere on me, and you'll have to find it! The treat could be a rock, a little fish, or even a kiss! Heehee.
  • Hah. Your girlfriend's feeling a little chilly willy today. How about we snuggle up together like the rest of the world's a whiteout blizzard and we need each other to survive?
  • Being in love with you is like walking on a GIANT snowball. Every time we move forward in our relationship, I gather more love for you!
  • When you like someone, you feel butterflies in your tummy. Since butterflies aren't very festive, I was trying to think of the Frostmas equivalent. Confetti? Snowflakes? Roast beast? Yeah! You fill me with roast beast!
  • Come hail or high snow, there WILL be a performance! With you on our side, we won't be held back by my own inability to fill out paperwork! You truly are a Frostmas blessing.
  • When someone's hot, you call them a smokeshow, right? Well, smoke is harsh and yucky, but you're so chill and smooth. That makes you a SLIDESHOW! Wait.
  • Heehee, you make me happier than that time I showed up to be in a Frostmas parade but found the love of my life instead. Look at you, outdoing your already flawless performance!
  • The fairy penguin is the smallest penguin at just 13 inches tall! Being the smallest makes it the cutest, but it still has nothing on you.
  • Here, hold my hand! No, wait, actually... give me a hug! No, a kiss! No, a flying tackle! Is that too much? I feel like that might have been too much.
  • How about a little PDA? And this time I DO mean Penguin Dance Activity! Shake that tail!
  • Watching the Northern Lights is on my ice-bucket list, and I hear they're really nice around these parts. Would you maybe... take me to see them?
  • Ahaha! If you don't cut it out, I'm going to tickle you right back! Unless... unless I get cold feet. I... have cold feet.
  • Your generosity brings tears to my ice - I mean eyes! Whoops, sorry. I was daydreaming about an iceberg-shaped parade float again. What I meant to say was thank you for always thinking of me.
Upgrading to Lover
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  1. I've got it! Let's use Rosa's front yard as a venue for our exciting penguin-circus performance! I don't need permits, permission, or paperwork for that, right?
  2. YES! I'm SO excited that the show'll go on! And it's all thanks to you! I LOVE YOU! *gasp* Did I say that too soon? Oh, whatever, I don't care. It's the truth! I love you!

Lover

  • Peekaboo, icy you! Or do you see me? Or do we see each other? Either way... Hi.
Seduce
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  • If you're ever trying to get away with something suspicious, you can disarm people in one easy step. Just smile and wave, skipper. Smile, and wave.
  • Not to brag or anything, but I'm an ace at ice fishing! I've caught MASSIVE cod, unbelievable squid, and one time... a talking narwhal. That was a weird day.
  • Just ignore this stupid pen-grin I have on my face. It shows up when I see you, and I can't control it.
  • You make me want to sing! And do some trapeze! And jump into your arms from the tightrope! All at the same time. It's gonna take coordination that I don't have, so get ready to catch me. Or call an ambulance. Either one.
  • Hey... Is it some kind of coincidence that the parade route ends basically right in front of Rosa's house? Is that so you can watch from the window? Would you mind if I joined you?
  • Penguins know sharing food is a good way to bond - that's why I made you a smoothie! Don't worry, it's not Frostmas themed. It's omega-3 themed! That means it's full of sardines.
  • Between falling in love with you and getting to show off the wonderful Flip and Slide circus, I declare this a double peng-win! Eheeheehee!
  • Interested in a little enrichment activity? I'll hide a treat somewhere on me, and you'll have to find it! The treat could be a rock, a little fish, or even a kiss! Heehee.
  • Hah. Your girlfriend's feeling a little chilly willy today. How about we snuggle up together like the rest of the world's a whiteout blizzard and we need each other to survive?
  • Being in love with you is like walking on a GIANT snowball. Every time we move forward in our relationship, I gather more love for you!
  • When you like someone, you feel butterflies in your tummy. Since butterflies aren't very festive, I was trying to think of the Frostmas equivalent. Confetti? Snowflakes? Roast beast? Yeah! You fill me with roast beast!
  • Come hail or high snow, there WILL be a performance! With you on our side, we won't be held back by my own inability to fill out paperwork! You truly are a Frostmas blessing.
  • When someone's hot, you call them a smokeshow, right? Well, smoke is harsh and yucky, but you're so chill and smooth. That makes you a SLIDESHOW! Wait.
  • Heehee, you make me happier than that time I showed up to be in a Frostmas parade but found the love of my life instead. Look at you, outdoing your already flawless performance!
  • The fairy penguin is the smallest penguin at just 13 inches tall! Being the smallest makes it the cutest, but it still has nothing on you.
  • Here, hold my hand! No, wait, actually... give me a hug! No, a kiss! No, a flying tackle! Is that too much? I feel like that might have been too much.
  • How about a little PDA? And this time I DO mean Penguin Dance Activity! Shake that tail!
  • Watching the Northern Lights is on my ice-bucket list, and I hear they're really nice around these parts. Would you maybe... take me to see them?
  • Sledding is totally a sport! In fact, it's the only one I've ever been good at. I could show you all the best postures, as long as you don't mind having my arms and legs wrapped around you.
  • Just so you know, I love you all the way from the North Pole to the South Pole! Heehee, don't leave me on ice! How much do you love me?
  • If I said you were the only thing on my Frostmas list this year, would that be cheesy? Or endearing? I know which one I think it is!
  • Am I in the running for your most adorable, kind, and gentoo girlfriend? That last one is a kind of penguin and would be the highest compliment you could possibly give a girl!
  • Ah, I wasn't looking at your tush! I was... making sure your walk was stable! Knees together, feet apart, hips... No, I'm lying to you. I was totally staring at your tush.
  • Ahaha! If you don't cut it out, I'm going to tickle you right back! Unless... unless I get cold feet. I... have cold feet.
  • Your generosity brings tears to my ice - I mean eyes! Whoops, sorry. I was daydreaming about an iceberg-shaped parade float again. What I meant to say was thank you for always thinking of me.

Dates

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  • [Moonlight Stroll] Mmmm... Wintery walks make me all sleepy and cuddly. You don't mind, do you? You seem at LEAST as comfortable as a penguin cuddle puddle, but you smell a thousand times better!
  • [Beach] That was so much fun! Next time, let's have a race! I bet you didn't know I was a competitive swimmer in school. Though I got disqualified for using flippers.
  • [Sightseeing] Ahhh, we NEEDED that day out! We've been so focused on training that... we haven't had much time for fun lately. Thank you for making sure we took some time to relax.
  • [Movie Theater] Ah! Who doesn't love a good Frostmas caper? The adrenaline! The stakes! The PENGUINS! And the best part? Getting to hang out with you in a nice, dark theatre.
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Dates

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Movie Theater dates are same as Main Game

Change Log

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  • V0.??? (May 2024): The gift Mistletoe was renamed to Holly.
  • V0.437 (Nov 2025): the dialogue line for Yuki's event was changed - formerly "(The portal closes around you, and... What's that out of the corner of your eye? Was that a girl jumping in after you...!?)".
  • V0.440 (Feb 2026): the dialogue line for Aurora's event was changed - formerly "(The portal closes around you, and... What's that out of the corner of your eye? Was that a girl jumping in after you...!?)".