Kyoko
Kyoko is an event girl in Crush Crush, obtainable via the School Spirit Event or the Ticket Booth. She is the seventy-seventh (77th) addition to the main list.
You meet her after she crushes a vending machine for you.
Personality
[edit | edit source]Kyoko is a bad-gal delinquent with a not-so-secret heart of gold. She's standoffish and intimidating, but she's no bully. In fact, she has such a strong sense of justice that if you're being picked on, you can definitely count on her to throw hands in your defense. Which is fun to watch!
Despite her bad attitude and overall disdain for normie society, you're different. Even as she teases you for being a softy, SHE has a soft spot for YOU. And once you make it official, she's a fiercely loyal and affectionate girlfriend who's genuinely excited to have her very own partner in crime.
Now hold her earrings, she heard someone talking trash.[1]
Dialogue List
[edit | edit source]First Meeting
[edit | edit source]- You're trying to defeat your hunger after a night class at the university, but the vending machine eats your money!
- All hope seems lost until a gorgeous, kinda scary girl appears and gives the machine a mighty kick.
- Vending machine - CRUSHED!
- "There you go, short stuff." She turns to stride away, but not before you totally ruin her dramatic exit by offering her a lollipop!
Adversary
- A lollipop? For me? Um... thanks? I guess?
Sorry
[edit | edit source]- Hold up, is this a hot cheese lollipop? Who greenlit THAT crazy flavor? Crazy DELICIOUS, I mean. It's like they know me! Wait. DO they know me? Do vending machines run on creepy-accurate algorithms now, too?
- No offense, but you need to learn to stand up for yourself. You were really gonna let a candy machine take your lunch money? And not even TRY to fight back? Who else bullies you, the washer and dryer?
- I don't wear platform boots to look taller... I wear them to STOMP harder. As if I care about how other people see me... I only care if I can take 'em in a fight!
- Why are you looking at me like that? Do I have hot chip crumbs on my face or something?
Gift
[edit | edit source]- Why do you keep giving me things? I don't get it. You're not looking to get something in return, are you?
Poke
[edit | edit source]- Yeah, uh, I don't know who told you otherwise, but I'm a hands-off girlie. Unless you're looking to CATCH these hands...
Upgrade to Nuisance
[edit | edit source]- I'm not trying to be mean, but you're kinda making this weird. I didn't come to your rescue or whatever because I wanted thanks or recognition...
- I'm just... not gonna say no to free candy, alright? It's not that deep.
You met Kyoko! Good luck!
Nuisance
- What's up, short stuff? Do you need me to get your soda pop out of the machine too? Are you allowed to have that much caffeine?
Sorry
[edit | edit source]- Why are you looking at me like that? Do I have hot chip crumbs on my face or something?
- Losers are always talking trash about how I love to start fights, but they got me all wrong. I don't love to start fights, I love to finish them!
- Campus police keep trying to nab me for "loitering" but um... I GO to this school! I'm sitting in the library with a TEXTBOOK! Do I gotta start flashing my student ID and shouting "Kyoko Dallas, multipass!" or what?
- People keep asking if I own a pair of "Cookie Mobster pyjama pants"? Um, no? Isn't it obvious I'm the kinda girl who sleeps naked? Oh! Uh, don't think too hard about that one, short stuff - you'll give yourself a nose bleed.
- I'm not like other girls... I'm worse.
Gift
[edit | edit source]- Why do you keep giving me things? I don't get it. You're not looking to get something in return, are you?
Poke
[edit | edit source]- Um... hey. Can I help you?
Upgrade to Frenemy
[edit | edit source]- Why are you still here? Are you that starstruck? Because all I did was steal from the rich and give to the poor. Did Robin Hood have a posse of simps following him everywhere?
- His "Band of Merry Men"? Ummmm... Sounds fake, but okay...
Kyoko is your Frenemy now!
Frenemy
- You again? Don't you know I'm bad news?
Sorry
[edit | edit source]- People keep asking if I own a pair of "Cookie Mobster pyjama pants"? Um, no? Isn't it obvious I'm the kinda girl who sleeps naked? Oh! Uh, don't think too hard about that one, short stuff - you'll give yourself a nose bleed.
- I'm not like other girls... I'm worse.
- Don't sweat the mask, short stuff. I'm not infectious or anything. I just wear it so mall security won't recognize me. (Long story. Mostly true.)
- You like the hair color? I used to have it dyed acid green, but I'm taking a stand against the use of toxic substances!
- I know I seem rough around the edges, but I have to be if I want to protect all the softies of the world, like you.
- Just because I sit in the back row of lecture hall with my boots on the desk doesn't mean I'm not acing the course, so jot that down...
- So what do you do for fun? Needlepoint? Walk rescue dogs? Illicit underground bare-knuckle boxing? That last one's a long shot, but I'll never judge a book by its innocent, harmless cover.
Gift
[edit | edit source]- Uh, this isn't very anti-capitalist of you, just sayin'. ...Hold on! I didn't say to take it back!
Poke
[edit | edit source]- Um... hey. Can I help you?
Upgrade to Acquaintance
[edit | edit source]- I'm Kyoko, by the way. You probably already know that from people talking about me behind my back, but I figured I may as well introduce myself...
- Oh, right. What was I thinking? You'd never let people talk about someone behind their back when you're around, would you? Goody two-shoes...
You've reached Acquaintance level with Kyoko!
Acquaintance
- Why are you hanging around all the time? Is somebody, like, bothering you or something? Because if you need me to handle it, I will. I might even enjoy it.
Talk
[edit | edit source]- I know I seem rough around the edges, but I have to be if I want to protect all the softies of the world, like you.
- Just because I sit in the back row of lecture hall with my boots on the desk doesn't mean I'm not acing the course, so jot that down...
- So what do you do for fun? Needlepoint? Walk rescue dogs? Illicit underground bare-knuckle boxing? That last one's a long shot, but I'll never judge a book by its innocent, harmless cover.
- Preppies and their Karen mommies are always talking ish about how I'm going to wind up in jail... Well, joke's on them, because I'm in favor of prison abolition!
- Community care is actually one of the most radical, anti-establishment things you can do. That's why I made you a lunch. But the rice balls are in the shapes of bunnies cuz it makes me happy.
Gift
[edit | edit source]- Uh, this isn't very anti-capitalist of you, just sayin'. ...Hold on! I didn't say to take it back!
Poke
[edit | edit source]- Um... hey. Can I help you?
- Look who's getting bold, trying to cop a feel... You're lucky I'm warming up to you!
Upgrade to Friendzoned
[edit | edit source]- You better watch yourself. Hang out with me long enough, and you're liable to get that squeaky clean reputation of yours smudged.
- Sure, you think you're cool with it NOW, but let's see how you feel when you can't walk out of a convenience store without the clerk tackling you to the ground like the penny candy comes outta his paycheck.
Kyoko's put you in the Friendzone...
Friendzoned
- If you're gonna follow me around anyway, how 'bout you make yourself useful and help me do trash pickup? And before you ask, no, it's not court-mandated community service. Some of us do nice things just 'cuz.
Talk
[edit | edit source]- You want some body spray? I got like six bottles in this bag somehow. People look at me and think I must smell like a mosh pit, then BAM, vanilla cupcake. Always keep 'em off guard, that's what I say.
- You know? You're kinda cute. Helpless, but cute.
- People who don't think someone as tough as me can also be a cinnamon roll are missing a crucial fact: cinnamon is a SPICE, and that's what your girl be bringing!
- Nobody believes me when I tell them I'm graduating from S.T.F. University next year. Probably has something to do with the fact that I haven't declared a major. No "academic advisor" is gonna tell ME what classes to take!
- Want to grab some grub at the new vegan restaurant on campus? I'm not even vegan, but the Anarchist Club won't let me be a member if I don't eat there like everyone else.
- I feel like I'm always mouthing off about my opinions, but I never ask yours! So tell me: what're your thoughts on Keynesian economics? Do you prefer death metal, doom metal, or groove metal? Is a hot dog a sandwich?
Gift
[edit | edit source]- My efforts to get you to stop being such a doormat aren't working, are they? I'd tell you off, but I'm starting to think that'll only make you suck up to me even more.
Poke
[edit | edit source]- Um... hey. Can I help you?
- Look who's getting bold, trying to cop a feel... You're lucky I'm warming up to you!
Upgrade to Awkward Besties
[edit | edit source]- Do not breathe a word of this to anyone but... it's kinda based how you're not scared of me, like, at all.
- At first I thought you were fawning over me because you were intimidated like everyone else, but now I'm starting to think it's because you... like me? Although maybe that's just my ego talking.
Kyoko is your Awkward Bestie. Whatever!
Awkward Besties
- Awww, you're looking extra cute today, bestie! Are you trying to impress me?
Flirt
[edit | edit source]- Nobody believes me when I tell them I'm graduating from S.T.F. University next year. Probably has something to do with the fact that I haven't declared a major. No "academic advisor" is gonna tell ME what classes to take!
- Want to grab some grub at the new vegan restaurant on campus? I'm not even vegan, but the Anarchist Club won't let me be a member if I don't eat there like everyone else.
- I feel like I'm always mouthing off about my opinions, but I never ask yours! So tell me: what're your thoughts on Keynesian economics? Do you prefer death metal, doom metal, or groove metal? Is a hot dog a sandwich?
- My mom's on my case about "not getting the full college experience" because I "don't participate in extracurriculars"... Who's to say I haven't been secretary of the student fight club this whole time? It's not like I could talk about it with her!
- Ever since you gave me that first lollipop, I've been going through about a dozen a day! I guess it's lucky you were buying candy and not fireworks out of that vending machine, or I'd be suspended by now...
- Peeps think they're cute, asking me "Hey Kyoko, what are you rebelling against?" Like, I dunno, what d'ya got?
- Macbeth as a movie. Macbeth as a manga comic. Macbeth as a podcast. Tell the English Department to call me when they remake Macbeth as a photocopy of a photocopy of an underground zine...
Gift
[edit | edit source]- My efforts to get you to stop being such a doormat aren't working, are they? I'd tell you off, but I'm starting to think that'll only make you suck up to me even more.
Poke
[edit | edit source]- Look who's getting bold, trying to cop a feel... You're lucky I'm warming up to you!
- Ha ha ha! Oh, so it's like THAT now, is it? Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Upgrade to Crush
[edit | edit source]- No one other than you has ever cared enough to be curious, but I actually have a lot of hobbies outside of looking tough and getting up in bullies' faces.
- On weekends I like to go to punk shows, support my friends' slam poetry open mic nights, then, if I'm not too tired, I like to fit in a little light protesting. I'm also learning macramé.
Kyoko's gonna Crush you! Or something.
Crush
- Hey you! Have lunch with me. We can sit in the cafeteria and side-eye all the nasty, basic bitches together. But pro-tip, if you wanna side-eye someone, you have to stop smiling first...
Flirt
[edit | edit source]- Whenever you're around, I hear music! It's sweet. The sound quality, I mean - if I wanted to listen to thrash metal in class before, I'd have to wear crappy earbuds to remain undetected. Now I just have to think of you.
- Fair warning: if you wanna take me on a date, you're driving. I don't have a license. I tell people it's because I don't want THE MAN to have my photo, but the truth is during the test I hit a curb and started crying...
- You're pretty sharp-minded for someone who possesses all the menacing edge of an untoasted marshmallow. Oh hey! Is that why some of the girls call you that?
- Since I've been hanging around you more and more, people are starting to think I've gone soft! Do you think if I got a neck tattoo that would help?
- Wanna go sit in the cafeteria with me and see if there's any shy, goth kids who draw anime that are being bullied and need someone to cause a scene in their defense?
- Share my hot chips with me? I was a total airhead at the store today and accidentally bought the extra large party bag instead of the snack-size one... Heh... heh...
Gift
[edit | edit source]- At first I was rolling my eyes at you for being so over the top giving me all this stuff, but then I realized... you're like a cat leaving "presents" on my doorstep! And now I think it's kinda cute...
Poke
[edit | edit source]- Look who's getting bold, trying to cop a feel... You're lucky I'm warming up to you!
- Ha ha ha! Oh, so it's like THAT now, is it? Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Upgrade to Sweetheart
[edit | edit source]- You know, you're pretty chill to be around.. for a try-hard.
- I guess you can hang. Just don't make it weird, okay? Be cool. Don't be making those eyes at me! I said be cool!
You and Kyoko are... Sweethearts? Yeah, okay.
Sweetheart
- There you are! Not gonna lie, I was starting to worry I wasn't gonna see you today. Which is no bueno, by the way. If you didn't show up, I was 100% gonna find out where you live... trust!
Flirt
[edit | edit source]- Since I've been hanging around you more and more, people are starting to think I've gone soft! Do you think if I got a neck tattoo that would help?
- Wanna go sit in the cafeteria with me and see if there's any shy, goth kids who draw anime that are being bullied and need someone to cause a scene in their defense?
- Share my hot chips with me? I was a total airhead at the store today and accidentally bought the extra large party bag instead of the snack-size one... Heh... heh...
- If you don't like me at my "blood on my face, big disgrace", you don't deserve me at my "take on the world someday".
- You can hold my hand, if you want. I don't bite... unless you're into that. Or I'm forced to fight with my hands and feet tied. Or a bitch bites me first. Okay... so there are several scenarios in which all bets are off.
- Can I tell you a secret? I've... never been kissed. I think people were too scared to try. I thought that was sad, but now I realize, anyone who judges me on my appearance doesn't deserve to kiss me, anyway!
Gift
[edit | edit source]- At first I was rolling my eyes at you for being so over the top giving me all this stuff, but then I realized... you're like a cat leaving "presents" on my doorstep! And now I think it's kinda cute...
Poke
[edit | edit source]- Ha ha ha! Oh, so it's like THAT now, is it? Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
- Hehehehehee! ...If you tell anyone you heard me giggle like that, I'm stuffing you in your locker. And if you don't have a locker? Trust me - I'll find one...
Upgrade to Girlfriend
[edit | edit source]- I know I'm, like, too much of a baddie for "labels", but I still wanna hear you call me your girlfriend. So go on, say it. Say I'm your girlfriend!
- Yeah, I like the sound of that. Thanks.
Not sure why you have to label it, but Kyoko's your Girlfriend now.
Girlfriend
- Aww, c'mere cutie! That head of yours is just BEGGING for a noogie... or a gentle kiss. Not sure which yet. Maybe both.
Flirt
[edit | edit source]- If you don't like me at my "blood on my face, big disgrace", you don't deserve me at my "take on the world someday".
- You can hold my hand, if you want. I don't bite... unless you're into that. Or I'm forced to fight with my hands and feet tied. Or a bitch bites me first. Okay... so there are several scenarios in which all bets are off.
- Can I tell you a secret? I've... never been kissed. I think people were too scared to try. I thought that was sad, but now I realize, anyone who judges me on my appearance doesn't deserve to kiss me, anyway!
- I'm so conflicted... I wanna lock lips with you, but I'm supposed to be all about BREAKING people's chains!
- Look, I'm not that good at expressing my feelings, but it's not like I don't NOT like you, you know? Phew, I'm glad I got that off my chest!
Gift
[edit | edit source]- Ugh, what have you done to me?! I'm starting to... *shudder* LIKE being spoiled? Anyway, unrelated but here's an itemized list of my top twenty-five favorite body sprays.
- Yasss! Go off!
- Oh my gawd, stop! You didn't! For real? I freakin' love this!
Poke
[edit | edit source]- Ha ha ha! Oh, so it's like THAT now, is it? Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
- Hehehehehee! ...If you tell anyone you heard me giggle like that, I'm stuffing you in your locker. And if you don't have a locker? Trust me - I'll find one...
Upgrade to Lover
[edit | edit source]- Before I met you, I honestly just assumed I wasn't the kind of girl people fell in love with. And I thought... that's fine. Who even needs love, anyway? Not me.
- But getting to know you, I realized you don't need to be the kind of girl people fall in love with... You just need to be the girl one person falls in love with. I'm... glad you're my person. And I love you, too.
Yeah, yeah, Kyoko Loves you...
Lover
- Haaaaay! Come have a seat! Sorry my bag's on the only free chair, but she ain't about to touch that filthy-ass floor! Guess you'll just have to sit on my lap...
- Finally! What took you so long? Don't tell me you actually went to class or your job or whatever. You are SUCH a goody two-shoes... I can't even with you... You're lucky you're cute.
- Wanna hit a quick student protest? I promise nobody is planning on setting any fires... this time.
- I need a hug... My Economics prof told me to rewrite my essay. Apparently Rage Against the Machine lyrics is "plagiarism" and "doesn't address the topic of whether tax rebates can be used to stimulate consumer spending"...
- Are you a bag of hot chips and an energy drink? Because not only do you look delicious, but I have a feeling you're about to send my heartrate through the roof!
- Hey, wanna show dominance by making out at the lunch table and not caring who sees?
- (Naked) Oh good, you're here! I'm dying for a bubble bath, but they're such a waste of water! If we shared, though, that'd be way more environmentally responsible...
- (Naked) I'm feeling naughty today. Wanna roleplay something... problematic? You can be the sheriff who's also a nepotism hire, and I'll be the nurse who shouldn't have her profession sexualized...
- (Naked) The way you're looking right now... Mm MM. I got a mad craving to lick you like you were this lollipop...
Seduce
[edit | edit source]- I'm so conflicted... I wanna lock lips with you, but I'm supposed to be all about BREAKING people's chains!
- Look, I'm not that good at expressing my feelings, but it's not like I don't NOT like you, you know? Phew, I'm glad I got that off my chest!
- Turns out I'm a lover AND a fighter! Who knew!
- Can you rub my feet? These combat boots have always left me with some pretty tender tootsies by the end of the day, but I've never had anyone I could ask to make it better before!
- If I'm a punk and I'm dating you, does that make me your grrrlfriend?
- My therapist says I wear these spikes as a symbolic expression of my desire to never get close to anyone. I guess I'm lucky you symbolically wear one of those padded suits for dog trainers, huh?
- If I ever get arrested at a protest, I just want you to know I'll have YOUR number written on my arm for my one phone call... Now THAT is true love.
- I finally bumped into that Peanut girl you're always talking about. Do you think she'd be receptive to some self-confidence tips? Because she is hella smart and accomplished and should NOT be apologizing so much just for existing!
- I know I wrote in my final essay that marriage is an oppressive state institution... but if WE got married, that would be totally different. Obviously.
- I really want that scar-through-the-eyebrow look, but if I shaved it myself, that would make me a total poser, wouldn't it? *sigh* I'm just gonna have to hope someone eventually breaks a bottle over my head...
- Quit lookin' at me! Okay, I should say quit JUST looking at me. Get your hands on, c'mon!
- To think, I used to call you "soft" like it was a bad thing. Little did I know, you'd wind up being MY soft place to land!
- When you think about it, we actually make sense together. You're sweet, I'm spicy... You ever had a mango with chili powder? Yeah, we're like that!
- I musta woke up on the wrong side of the bed today... I don't feel like fighting anybody! Can we just cuddle and watch a mushy comfort movie? I have a few black and white new wave underground films that would totally hit the spot...
- I met some of your other GFs. Phew! You never told me you were pulling honeys of that caliber! Let me know if any of them wanna go on a triple date. Or a quadruple date...
- You and me need to hit up a punk show this weekend. I wanna get up close, personal, and SWEATY with you for real!
- I used to live by the motto live fast, die young, but now I'm not so sure. I'd be giving up so many years I could have spent with you!
- Peeps try to step to me about how you have me "domesticated"... I hit them with the "Whateva! I do what I want!" and they shut up real quick. Oh, they run with a gang? Well I'll run for Congress... and win!
- You. Me. The bike racks behind the Poli-Sci building. Four o'clock. No, we're not gonna fight... You're gonna carry my textbooks to the bus stop so we can ride home together!
- Pack your reusable water bottle and some protein bars... I'm organizing a rally on campus to protest them cutting the Basket Weaving Studies degree program. It's gonna be a loooong day.
- Cash me outside, how 'bout that? No, seriously. It's a sunny day and hanging outdoors in the shade is a great way to stay cool without energy-guzzling air conditioning. I brought snacks!
- I'm sorry if I don't text you as much as other girls. When I found out smartphones listen in on your conversations, I traded mine for one of those hot pink 00s flip phones. Immaculate aesthetic, but impossible to type on!
- I put you at the verrry tippy top of my MyFace Top 8... I know nobody goes there anymore, but that's because they're conformists who can't handle the individualist experience of a bedazzled profile blaring music they can't turn off...
- Let's run away together. You know, live off-grid. I'll sell mushrooms and rude embroidery at the local farmers market, and I can just tell you'd be an AMAZING chicken parent...
- I am honestly obsessed with you at this point. I think I might love you more than my favorite body spray. No - I love you more than my favorite DISCONTINUED body spray!
- Yeah, I'm down bad for you, alright. I was just doodling ideas for matching tattoos we could get. I'm torn between a 1930s cartoon-style cockroach and a big-booba anime girl vomiting love letters.
- (Naked) I wear these spikes around my buns so people think twice about pulling my hair. You, on the other hand, are welcome to think about it as many times as you like...
- (Naked) My crowd normally reserves the term "boot licker" for people we DON'T like, but I dunno, if you wanted to lick my boots I wouldn't say no...
- (Naked) Wanna do something REAL freaky? Let's make love... face to face... with the lights OFF. Ohhh yeah, we naaasty!
- (Naked) The hell you looking at me in the eyes for? My tits are down THERE!
- (Naked) Listen, I don't offer this to just anyone... but for you, I'd get a shorter manicure.
- (Naked) Yeah, I like it ROUGH. Respectful, Open communication, Uninhibited, Gratifying for all parties, and HOT as hell...
- (Naked) Some jerk told me to "calm my tits" today. I was like, "Sure, I'll have my date cradle them gently while I punch you in the face!"
- (Naked) What if the next time we "do it"... I keep the mask... ON?
- (Naked) The way you're looking today, like... damn! If I keep biting my lip like this I'm gonna wind up with a new piercing.
Gift
[edit | edit source]- You are the best, you hear me? Don't let anyone ever tell you different, because I'll beat their asses! Giving thoughtful gifts like this... They better put some respect on your name!
- You know what? I don't even know what to say. This is the sweetest thing anyone has ever given me. You're something else. Thank you.
- [School Uniform] I'm calling this "sent to detention"-core. It'll catch on, you'll see.
- [Bathing Suit] I may have spent gym class hiding under the bleachers, but I still spike a mean volleyball. Especially on the beach in a teeny bikini... I gotta do this fierce look justice!
- [Diamond Ring] Thanks for not making some corny comment about how I "clean up nice". That was a test and you passed! You may now tongue kiss the bride or whatever.
- [Holiday Outfit] Yeah, yeah, yeah, get your "naughty list" jokes out of the way. As for me, I'll be wondering if Mrs. Claus isn't hiding some fishnets like mine under her fur-trimmed dress...
- [Lingerie] You thought I was gonna be a devil in the streets and an angel in the sheets? Surprise! The version of me "in the streets" IS the angel version...
- [Birthday Suit] You like the piercings? They're not just fun to look at, either. Go ahead, see for yourself how sensitive they are to your touch...
- [Animated Pose] You like the stockings? I tore them myself. That hole there I did with my nails, but THAT one...? I did with my teeth...
Poke
[edit | edit source]- Hehehehehee! ...If you tell anyone you heard me giggle like that, I'm stuffing you in your locker. And if you don't have a locker? Trust me - I'll find one...
- Get over here, I'm about to give you that same energy back...
- Okay, feisty, I see you...
- (Naked) Ohhh, I KNEW something was telling me to put my hair up today. You and me are about to TUSSLE. And I mean on the FLOOR.
- (Naked) Mmmm... You better give me some more of that...
- (Naked) How you're touching me right now... Is that how you like it? Hold up, let me try...
- (Naked) Ah! Ohh! That made me shiver. Don't be shy... Try using your mouth this time...
Sex Scene
[edit | edit source]- She tongues her lollipop suggestively, then runs it up her inner thigh. "Now it's your turn to have a taste. And don't worry, this one's bubblegum flavor." Whatever flavor she is, she tastes GOOD. You lick and suck each other to completion, then go for seconds.
- She rolls over with one last contented moan, almost too tired to smirk - almost. "Damn, you know your stuff! Any more surprises you wanna hit me with? I hope so!"
Dates
[edit | edit source]- [Moonlight Stroll] Thanks for the walk. Sorry if I pulled you a little TOO close to me when people walked by. Some of them looked kinda sketchy, y'know?
- [Movie Theater] What was your favorite part? Mine was when we snuck into theater four after the credits rolled on the movie we saw in theater two...
- [Sightseeing] You seriously telling me you never kick a pile of leaves just to FEEL something? Well, you should try it sometime! Maybe on our next date?
- [Beach] It felt so nice getting some sun on my buns - and guns! Please don't tell anyone how I'm secretly a beach bunny... I have a reputation to maintain!
Dialogue about Ayeka
[edit | edit source]- Hope that girlie's hungry, because if she keeps up what she's doing, someone's gonna give her a knuckle sandwich... (It's me, I'm someone.)
- Someone went into my bag and swapped my hot chips... for MILD chips! Oh, it's ON now. They wanted a fight? Now they got one!
- WHAT did she just mutter under her breath? I swear, that girl has me about two seconds from taking off my earrings - all six of them!
- The nerve of that beeyotch to ask me if these bandages are because I got a boob job! Not that there's anything wrong with boob jobs... but no - they're for bandaging up her busted face if she keeps talking smack!
- Who stuck this knife in my bag? Sure, I've been known to throw down, but the only thing I CUT is the occasional class...
- Some rando texted me pretending my final was canceled. Nice try, but I ain't falling for that! Anyway, I signed up their number for every mailing list I could find. Enjoy your 4,000 cat facts, loser.
Requirement Table
[edit | edit source]| Relationship Level | Requirements | Completion Reward | |||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Requirement 2 | Requirement 3 | Requirement 4 | |||
| Adversary | 20,000 | ||||
| Nuisance | 600,000 | ||||
| Frenemy | 18,000,000 | ||||
| Acquaintance | 540,000,000 | ||||
| Friendzoned | 27,000,000,000 | ||||
| Awkward Besties | 1.62 × 1012 (1.62 Trillion) |
200x Reset Boost | |||
| Crush | 113.4 × 1012 (113.4 Trillion) |
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| Sweetheart | 9.072 × 1015 (9.072 Quadrillion) |
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| Girlfriend | 816.48 × 1015 (816.48 Quadrillion) |
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| Lover | You did it! | ||||
| Adversary | Req.s | |
|---|---|---|
| Reward | ||
| Nuisance | Req.s | |
| Reward | ||
| Frenemy | Req.s | |
| Reward | ||
| Acquaintance | Req.s | |
| Reward | ||
| Friendzoned | Req.s | |
| Reward | ||
| Awkward Besties | Req.s | (1.62 Trillion) Affection |
| 200x Reset Boost | ||
| Reward | ||
| Crush | Req.s | (113.4 Trillion) Affection |
| Reward | ||
| Sweetheart | Req.s | (9.072 Quadrillion) Affection |
| Reward | ||
| Girlfriend | Req.s | (816.48 Quadrillion) Affection |
| Reward | ||
| Lover | You did it! | |
Trivia
[edit | edit source]- Kyoko's "Nuisance" dialogue about school security is a reference to 1997's The Fifth Element, specifically the character Leeloo (played by Milla Jovovich) shouting "Leeloo Dallas Multipass!" while passing through security.
Gallery
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Encounter
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CRUSHED!
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Encounter
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Friendzoned
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Sweetheart
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Lover
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Moonlight Stroll Date
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Beach Date
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Sightseeing Date
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Movie Theater Date
Dates (School Spirit Event)
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Fuzzy Moonlight Stroll Date
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Fuzzy Beach Date
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Fuzzy Sightseeing Date
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Fuzzy Movie Theater Date
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Encounter
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Mad
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Harassed
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Neutral
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Happy
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Tickled
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Likes You
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Likes You LOTS
Mobile
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Encounter
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Mad
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Harassed
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Neutral
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Happy
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Tickled
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Likes You
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Likes You LOTS
Holiday Outfit
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Neutral
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Happy
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Tickled
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Likes You
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Likes You LOTS
School Uniform
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Neutral
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Happy
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Tickled
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Likes You
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Likes You LOTS
Bathing Suit
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Neutral
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Happy
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Tickled
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Likes You
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Likes You LOTS
Diamond Ring
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Neutral
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Happy
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Tickled
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Likes You
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Likes You LOTS
Holiday Outfit
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Neutral
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Happy
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Tickled
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Likes You
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Likes You LOTS
School Uniform
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Neutral
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Happy
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Tickled
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Likes You
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Likes You LOTS
Bathing Suit
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Neutral
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Happy
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Tickled
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Likes You
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Likes You LOTS
Diamond Ring
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Neutral
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Happy
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Tickled
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Likes You
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Likes You LOTS
References
[edit | edit source]- ↑ From the 10th Anniversary Artbook
