Liz

Liz is a DLC girl in Crush Crush. She is one of the Kaiju Girls, and can be obtained via the Kaiju Bundle in the Store. She is the seventy-fourth (74th) addition to the main list.

You encounter her as you bravely challenge her to stop her city-destroying rampage.

Personality

Liz (it's not short for Elizabeth, it's short for Lizard) is an irradiated-dinosaur kaiju with a big, BIG personality. When you first meet her, she is angry, resentful, and definitely not afraid to knock a few buildings over if she has to. Hey, if the world is going to treat her like a monster, then she's going to act like one!

But as she gets to know you, she learns to manage her rage and cope with her insecurities. She develops a much healthier sense of self, growing to love herself for the bold, vivacious, powerful woman she is, just as you do.^[1]

Dialogue List

First Meeting

Finally, it's time for you to confront the biggest kaiju of all. She's been hopping around the city for too long, treating it like a playground... a playground of mayhem and destruction!
Determined to snap her out of her rampage, you parachute towards her like an action hero.
High Altitude Jump - CRUSHED!
She looks angry, but she shrinks down juuuust enough to talk to you.

Adversary

Who are you? The latest "hero" sent to save the city? Don't. Make. Me. LAUGH!

Sorry

No rocket launcher? No diesel-powered mech suit? What are you going to do, ask me nicely to please stop? Gosh, I'm shaking in my seven-storey boots!
If you think I'm scary, wait until you meet my lawyers!
I'm immune to bullets, blades, and nearly all forms of military attack! You think a squishy little marshmallow person like you can stop me? Ahahahaha!
I get knocked down, but I get up again. The same isn't true for my adversaries.

Gift

No thanks! You think I don't know a trick when I see one? This "gift" is clearly laced with tranquilizers!

Poke

What was that? Whatever it was, I barely felt it. And I'm not even gargantuan right now, so it must have been pretty weaksauce.

Upgrade to Nuisance

What's your deal, pipsqueak? You're not fleeing in terror, and you don't seem to have any weapons on you, so what are you doing?
I'm on a flipping RAMPAGE right now, and you're just... standing there! SMILING! IT'S INFURIATING!

You've encountered Liz! The city's biggest threat yet!

Nuisance

Is this some type of negotiation tactic? You're trying to lull me into a false sense of security, aren't you? Well I won't fall for it! I know how your kind treats kaiju like me!

Sorry

I get knocked down, but I get up again. The same isn't true for my adversaries.
So what if I toppled several power poles? Those things are ugly anyway! Besides, it's not MY fault you people put all your stuff so close together.
You're still here? I thought I swatted you like a fly!
I don't know what everyone's so upset about. Demolition services are expensive, and here I am doing it for free. Humans are so ungrateful!
Some reptiles get all the love. Purple whateversaurus guy, the little dude with the car insurance, Stirling from Blush Blush...

Gift

No thanks! You think I don't know a trick when I see one? This "gift" is clearly laced with tranquilizers!

Poke

Attack me again and I'll unleash one of my deadly breath weapons on you! Fire, ice, acid, lightning, poison - take your pick! Seriously, please pick. I have decision fatigue.

Upgrade to Frenemy

DON'T. TELL. ME. TO. CALM. DOWN!!!
Okay. I took a few deep breaths, and I feel better now. What do you want?

Liz is your Frenemy! Watch out!

Frenemy

Wait a minute. You're telling me you regularly crush things... and people fall in love with you for it!? What the heck! All I ever get is shot at!

Sorry

I don't know what everyone's so upset about. Demolition services are expensive, and here I am doing it for free. Humans are so ungrateful!
Some reptiles get all the love. Purple whateversaurus guy, the little dude with the car insurance, Stirling from Blush Blush...
You'd be cranky too if you got woken up from the best nap of your life. Ten thousand years I spent frozen inside that iceberg, and then BAM! Climate change. Or was it nuclear testing? Either way, humans suck!
Where are you hiding the ropes, anyway? The shackles and chains? I know you have them. There's no way you'd be talking to me if you didn't!
I'm here. I'm tall. Get used to it!
Do you have Main Character Syndrome or something? I don't remember seeing any marshmallow-shaped lights in the sky calling for your help.
Ughhh, I stepped in a puddle! Actually, I think it might have been someone's swimming pool. Either way, my sock is wet and I don't like it!

Gift

Okay, moneybags. Now pay this bill the city sent me. It's to cover the cost of repairing that skyscraper I sat on. Apparently my ass caused "significant damage to the building's structural integrity..." Pffft.

Poke

Attack me again and I'll unleash one of my deadly breath weapons on you! Fire, ice, acid, lightning, poison - take your pick! Seriously, please pick. I have decision fatigue.

Upgrade to Acquaintance

Trust me, I'd love to pick on someone my own size. I just don't know where Mortha and Sephia are right now.
Did I hear that right? They've been spending all their time with you? ...Seriously, who ARE you?

You and Liz are Acquaintances!

Acquaintance

It's pointless to try and play all sides. Regardless of who wins the inevitable Mega Kaiju Showdown Of Epic Destiny, your precious city will probably be destroyed. Sucks to be you!

Talk

I'm here. I'm tall. Get used to it!
Do you have Main Character Syndrome or something? I don't remember seeing any marshmallow-shaped lights in the sky calling for your help.
Ughhh, I stepped in a puddle! Actually, I think it might have been someone's swimming pool. Either way, my sock is wet and I don't like it!
Yeah, okay, sometimes I protect your cities from other attacking kaiju. So what? Nobody gets to pick on humans except me!
Ahh... AHHH... AAACHew. Oh, thank goodness - it was just a sneeze! I thought I was about to let off an accidental nuclear pulse, obliterating everything within a thirty foot radius... NOT THAT I CARE!
So you have a lot of hobbies, huh? I had a hobby once. Parkour. Destroyed a lot of buildings. Looking back, I probably should've shrunk down a bit before I started...

Gift

Okay, moneybags. Now pay this bill the city sent me. It's to cover the cost of repairing that skyscraper I sat on. Apparently my ass caused "significant damage to the building's structural integrity..." Pffft.

Poke

Attack me again and I'll unleash one of my deadly breath weapons on you! Fire, ice, acid, lightning, poison - take your pick! Seriously, please pick. I have decision fatigue.
You're brave, pipsqueak...

Upgrade to Friendzoned

So you're really not trying to capture me? Which means... maybe I can relax. Just a bit.
But be warned! If I get even the slightest inkling that you're trying to trick me, I will NOT hesitate to pick you up and hurl you into the sun!

You and Liz have Friendzoned each other! Has she ever had a friend before?

Friendzoned

You must not be quite as squishy as you look. It's the only way to explain why you're still hanging around.

Talk

Did, um... Did you hear about the water tower that got knocked down? Yeah, well, it was an accident, I swear! I was taking an innocent walk and I slipped on a banana tree! I had to catch my balance somehow!
I can't stop thinking about you. No, it's not because I like you! It's because you're constantly wrecking things, and somehow it's endearing. I don't understand how you do it!
Has a chihuahua ever tried to lure you into a cardboard box using tacos as bait? Because that happened to me earlier and I thought it was a little weird. Pretty good as far as lunch goes, at least.
So apparently there's some mathematical principle that says I should collapse under my own weight? First of all, that's rude. Secondly... I don't even believe in math! So whatever!
You're telling me you've never climbed up onto the roof of a building before? But it's so fun! And I bet, for someone as small as you, it wouldn't even make the news.

Gift

More gifts? You really don't give up, do you? Well, congratulations on being so... tenacious. It's not totally unimpressive, I suppose.

Poke

Attack me again and I'll unleash one of my deadly breath weapons on you! Fire, ice, acid, lightning, poison - take your pick! Seriously, please pick. I have decision fatigue.
You're brave, pipsqueak...

Upgrade to Awkward Besties

Look, I don't MEAN to break things. It just happens. Sure, it'd probably happen a lot less if I made myself really tiny... But I don't want to be tiny! I LIKE being big! What's so wrong about that!?
So... you don't see anything wrong with it? Oh. That's... really nice to hear. Um. Thanks for the support. Pipsqueak.

Liz is your Awkward Bestie! Mega awkward!

Awkward Besties

All right. Seeing as you've been so reasonable, I've decided I can at least try to be a teensy bit more careful around human structures. But no promises!

Flirt

Has a chihuahua ever tried to lure you into a cardboard box using tacos as bait? Because that happened to me earlier and I thought it was a little weird. Pretty good as far as lunch goes, at least.
So apparently there's some mathematical principle that says I should collapse under my own weight? First of all, that's rude. Secondly... I don't even believe in math! So whatever!
You're telling me you've never climbed up onto the roof of a building before? But it's so fun! And I bet, for someone as small as you, it wouldn't even make the news.
I'm bored. Wanna play hide-and-seek? I'm not very good at hiding, so you'll probably win.
I've always wanted... uhh, I mean, been intrigued by...the idea of having a friend. So... This is a neat experiment, I guess.
Is it true that... some people actually LIKE being stepped on? So when I was walking through the city, some of those screams might have been screams of... Oh. OH. Well now I just feel kind of dirty.
They should make a version of bowling where the pins look like little skyscrapers. I would totally dominate the lanes.

Gift

More gifts? You really don't give up, do you? Well, congratulations on being so... tenacious. It's not totally unimpressive, I suppose.

Poke

You're brave, pipsqueak...
Aha! Hee hee! You're so good at that! That's what I'm supposed to say, right? Sorry... Your fingers are just so dainty. To be honest, at first I thought I was only feeling a bit of dandelion fluff on the wind...

Upgrade to Crush

Why should I have to shrink myself down to make other people happy? I'm valuable, aren't I? Don't I deserve to take up space?
...For a long time, I thought I was a selfish, terrible person for thinking like that. But ever since meeting you, I'm starting to feel like it might be okay. Like... maybe there's even some truth to it.

Liz has a Crush on you. A biiiiiig crush.

Crush

I've never been this open with someone before. I don't know if I like it.

Flirt

Hee hee hee. You're so smol.
I do NOT view those other kaiju girls as competition, by the way. Sephia's useless once she dries out, and I could defeat that pest Mortha with a flick of my finger! Honestly. What, um... what do you see in them?
I was so convinced you wanted to chain me up and charge people a fee to gawk at me. But you didn't, so... I guess you're already filthy rich! Either that, or you truly do care about me. Hmm.
Just so you know, I liked you first. Mortha and Sephia are only copying me because they think I'm cool. And no, I don't want to hear anything about who met who first or "how time works."
I heard that big red dog kaiju only grew so massive because of how much his human loved him. I gotta say, that sounds a lot nicer than radiation exposure...
My mouth may not line up with the words I'm saying, but that doesn't mean my mouth can't line up with your mouth.

Gift

This gift is the bomb! Well, no, not THE bomb. I mean, it's not giving me life or anything. Whatever. You know what I mean.

Poke

You're brave, pipsqueak...
Aha! Hee hee! You're so good at that! That's what I'm supposed to say, right? Sorry... Your fingers are just so dainty. To be honest, at first I thought I was only feeling a bit of dandelion fluff on the wind...

Upgrade to Sweetheart

All this time... I've had these walls up around my heart... and I didn't even know they were there until you came and started knocking them down...
Hey, wait a minute! Knocking down walls is MY job! Why don't you stay in your lane, pipsqueak?

Liz is your Sweetheart!

Sweetheart

Okay, okay, fine. Grab a step ladder and kiss me.

Flirt

Just so you know, I liked you first. Mortha and Sephia are only copying me because they think I'm cool. And no, I don't want to hear anything about who met who first or "how time works."
I heard that big red dog kaiju only grew so massive because of how much his human loved him. I gotta say, that sounds a lot nicer than radiation exposure...
My mouth may not line up with the words I'm saying, but that doesn't mean my mouth can't line up with your mouth.
Lately I've had my head in the clouds. Literally, because I'm so tall... But also figuratively, since I've been daydreaming about you so much.
SKREEEEE!!! I stepped on a shipping container! Those sharp little edges HURT! Will you kiss it better for me please?
I've decided to start my own business flipping houses. Isn't it perfect? I've already got all the branding in place, and the ads write themselves!

Gift

This gift is the bomb! Well, no, not THE bomb. I mean, it's not giving me life or anything. Whatever. You know what I mean.

Poke

Aha! Hee hee! You're so good at that! That's what I'm supposed to say, right? Sorry... Your fingers are just so dainty. To be honest, at first I thought I was only feeling a bit of dandelion fluff on the wind...
AHAha! Oh! You caught me off guard! It's too easy for you sneak up on me. You adorable little pipsqueak, you.

Upgrade to Girlfriend

Listen. I know I can be a little temperamental.
...What? Were you expecting there to be more to that statement?

Liz is your Girlfriend! And what a girlfriend she is!

Girlfriend

Hey. I know I came into your life like a wrecking ball. But you've treated me... more like a disco ball. And I'm grateful for that.

Flirt

Lately I've had my head in the clouds. Literally, because I'm so tall... But also figuratively, since I've been daydreaming about you so much.
SKREEEEE!!! I stepped on a shipping container! Those sharp little edges HURT! Will you kiss it better for me please?
I've decided to start my own business flipping houses. Isn't it perfect? I've already got all the branding in place, and the ads write themselves!
Yeah, I'd fight a giant ape for you.

Gift

*gasp* For me? Really? I love it so much! Thank you so– Oh. Oh no. I think I held it a little too tightly...

Poke

Aha! Hee hee! You're so good at that! That's what I'm supposed to say, right? Sorry... Your fingers are just so dainty. To be honest, at first I thought I was only feeling a bit of dandelion fluff on the wind...
AHAha! Oh! You caught me off guard! It's too easy for you sneak up on me. You adorable little pipsqueak, you.

Upgrade to Lover

I've always been treated like a monster, and maybe that's why I've always acted like one. But things are different now. Thanks to you, I see a more loving way forward...
All I want to do, for the rest of my life, is care for you. No more destruction. No more rage. Just the most powerful kind of love the world has ever seen.

Liz LOVES you! There is no love more powerful than hers!

Lover

Rawr! That means "I love you" in irradiated dinosaur.
If you get an alert about heightened seismic activity, don't worry. That's just my heart pounding whenever you come near.
I want to frolic with you in a field of clover! We could even make a cute video diary about it!
Pick up line? Why would I need a pick up line? I can just pick you up.
There you are! I've been looking everywhere for you! I actually almost started tearing the city apart, which I realize now may have been a slight overreaction. Anyway, c'mere! I want a kiss!
Skreeeonk.... Skreeeeonk... Huh? Oh, babe, you caught me sleeping!
(Naked) Kaiju? More like Kaijuicy! Haha! Wow, you really have done wonders for my self-confidence.
(Naked) Wanna smash? Each other, I mean. Not like... city hall or the public library. That'd be bad.
(Naked) I'm big, I'm beautiful, and I'm naked! That means I'm three awesome things in one!

Seduce

Yeah, I'd fight a giant ape for you.
Can I take you to my private island? Fair warning, it's got an active volcano and several species of gargantuan bugs and maybe even a dinosaur or two, but I promise it's reeeeally romantic at sunset!
Huh. An actual army with tanks and stuff couldn't stop me from destroying the city, but you did. Are you aware of how powerful you are? And if so, why are you so chill about it?
Love... Love never changes.
Every cloud has a silver lining. Even mushroom-shaped ones! It's me. I'm the silver lining.
Heart eyes? That's a new one. I've had glowing eyes, of course, and one time I even had laser beam eyes... but never heart eyes!
I've never felt so good about myself. I feel like I have that thing, you know... what do they call it? Rizz? Yeah, that! Just call me Rizzy Lizzy!
I'm glad I no longer have to fight my battles alone. Do you know how often genetically-engineered cyborg space-kaiju try to take over the Earth? Defending the planet's gonna be so much easier now that I have my girls. And you!
Please never leave me. My cells have regenerative qualities that allow me to quickly heal from physical damage, but I have no such power when it comes to repairing a broken heart.
Let me know if I hug you too hard. I'm afraid I don't always know my own strength, and I'd really hate to break your ribs or cause your lungs to collapse or whatever it is that happens to little squishy things like you when they get crushed.
My love for you is absolutely colossal. Just like me!
You're not cold, are you pipsqueak? Crawl into my arms and I'll keep you warm. Actually, I'm cold blooded so that might not work. But you can share my heat lamp!
Just because I'm big and strong doesn't mean I don't get scared. But when I'm with you, I actually don't feel afraid anymore.
You're absolutely magnetic! Did you get hit by lightning or something? That happened to me once. All these metal things started sticking to me. Electrical towers, toaster ovens, errant spoons...
Tell me what you thought about me when we first met. Did I make a... big impression? Teehee!
I never thought I'd reach a point where I could even entertain the idea of trusting someone... let alone three someones! But here we are. You, me, Mortha, and Sephia... We make a wonderful team, don't we?
I'm so glad you were dumb enough to parachute into my life like an action hero that day. Err, I mean brave enough! You're my very brave, not-dumb-at-all hero.
I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you. Here's to the next 500 million years, sweetie!
Who's your favorite kaiju? Come on, if you had to pick just one, who would it be? You can tell me! I promise I won't be mad. Unless you pick someone other than Mortha, Sephia, or me, of course. That would just be stupid.
In my dream last night, you got a heart tattoo that said "Elizabeth." So? What do you have to say for yourself? Who's this Elizabeth person, huh? MY name is Lizard!
You know, a lot of kaiju are actually pretty gnarly looking. Multiple heads, weird face flaps, creaky old mecha bodies. You're lucky you just so happened to encounter us three cuties! Teehee!
I've got a monster-sized crush on you! Well, okay, it's obviously more than a crush. I just thought that was a cute turn of phrase. Teehee!
You know, looking back, I can't actually remember why I started fighting with the other kaiju girlies in the first place! Oh well. At least I'm in my "supporting other women" era now.
I want to carry you around in my pocket! Awww, but none of my clothing has pockets... Curse women's fashion!
I feel like I've been a lot less angry since I met you. Also a lot less bitter, a lot less stressed, a lot less lonely... Huh. MORE thirsty, though. That's kinda weird.
Let's take a walk. You can ride on my shoulder... And kiss my neck while you're up there... Maybe nibble on my ear a little...
(Naked) How about a Pacific Rim Job?
(Naked) What are you in the mood for today? Fun sized Liz, or really fun sized Liz?
(Naked) Go ahead, climb me like a tree. I've got lots of fun places you can hold onto.
(Naked) You know, shrinking down closer to your size has it's benefits. Like, it's not nearly as dangerous to have my tits out swinging when they don't weigh 400,000 pounds each!
(Naked) I want to kiss you forever! Oh, but that much physical contact might give you radiation poisoning. Oo, but then we could get in a decontamination shower together! That's a net win, right?
(Naked) Be honest. Have you ever seen a pair of tig ol' bitties like these?
(Naked) Let's go skinny dipping. In a hot spring! Think we can find one deep enough for me to do a cannonball?
(Naked) Brrr, I'm cold! I'd say come here and wrap your arms around me, but your arms are kinda stubby... Um, in a cute way, I mean! I love them! Hey, I bet I'd warm up pretty quick if we fooled around.
(Naked) Let's do a sexy roleplay! I'll be a big scary monster attacking the city, and the only way for you to stop me is to seduce me! Wait... Is that what actually happened?

Gift

*gasp* For me? Really? I love it so much! Thank you so– Oh. Oh no. I think I held it a little too tightly...
I know I haven't always been the best at accepting gifts. Or compliments. Or the things I cannot change. Anyway... Thanks for helping me practice, sweetie.
You are by far the kindest, most thoughtful, most generous human I've ever met! Granted, I don't make a habit of talking to humans. You are a very special case, I hope you know.
I'm frilled! Er, I meant thrilled. I don't have a frill. That would be weird.
Wow! Did you carry this over here all by yourself? I knew you were stronger than you looked, but this is a whole other level! You must really, really love me!
[School Uniform] And now, class, I'm going to teach you about trigonometry using this yardstick...
[Bathing Suit] I bet fewer people would run screaming from the beach if I trudged up out of the water wearing this.
[Diamond Ring] Oh yeah. I'm about to give the term "bridezilla" a whole new meaning.
[Holiday Outfit] Good things may come in small packages, but don't bigger diamonds sparkle brighter?
[Lingerie] Getting into this was certainly an adventure. Do I have all these strappy bits situated where they're supposed to be? ...Okay, I can see by your face that you're not worried about it.
[Birthday Suit] *sigh* Wash day again. Do you know how expensive it is to rent out an industrial-sized laundry machine once a week? I almost think I should become a full-time nudist just to save some money!
[Animated Pose] Did you know my clothes are made from a special fabric that's five-hundred times stretchier than spandex? It's so useful for sizeshifters! Even that big angry green guy wears shorts made out of the same stuff!

Poke

AHAha! Oh! You caught me off guard! It's too easy for you sneak up on me. You adorable little pipsqueak, you.
Oh, yeah! That's the spot! I had an itch I just couldn't quite reach, but you got it! Thanks, sweetie.
Mmm. The gentle brushing of your fingertips feels so nice... Huh? What do you mean you were poking me really hard? Oh, pipsqueak, you're so funny! I simply adore you!
(Naked) Mmmm. Higher. Higher! Oh right, you can't reach that high. I'll come down to you, then...
(Naked) ...Do that again. Again. Again. Mmm. Again... faster now! Yes, keep going... Faster! Yes! YES!
(Naked) You make me want to nibble on those sweet little fingers of yours. I often don't know my own strength, though, so maybe we'd better not risk it.
(Naked) I can't believe... before you... I never knew what a loving touch felt like...

Sex Scene

You place kisses all over her supple curves, twining your fingers with her sharply clawed ones to help her pleasure herself. The interplay of softness and danger is incredibly erotic, and soon you're moving together with ferocious passion.
After hours of explosive orgasms with earth-shattering aftershocks, she looks at you with eyes aglow. She teases you: "Hey pipsqueak? That was amazing, but can we find a bigger bed next time?"

Dates

[Moonlight Stroll] If I asked you for the moon, would you go up there and get it for me? Sure, I could reach it myself, but... I want you to do it.
[Movie Theater] That monster movie was epic! Are there any sequels or remakes planned? I'd watch at least 37 more of them. And any anime spinoffs, too!
[Sightseeing] I've never been a tourist before! When does the kaiju appear so we can start screaming and running? That's part of it, right?
[Beach] *sigh* I could bask under that big heat lamp in the sky forever. The view was pretty good, too. Heehee!

About Other Girls

Note that the dialogue about both Mortha and Sephia changes once Liz reaches lover level.

Ayeka

Yikes, she's scary! I was THIS close to detaching my butt!
I've been called "a walking natural disaster" before, but you know what's worse? A walking unnatural disaster.
What a skink. Can I step on her?
Someone tried to stab me earlier. Yeah, her knife broke. She seemed upset about it. Hahaha.
Keep your eyes on the real killer, pipsqueak.
I overheard Ayeka saying the government is controlled by lizard people... Like it's a bad thing?

Mortha

False queen!
You think I care about what that dunderhead of a moth is doing? When I, alone, am divine kaiju royalty? Because I don't!
Mortha's so annoying! She's always fluttering around, squealing and making a fuss over my eyes just because they kind of glow sometimes when I'm mad. It's almost like she's TRYING to piss me off! But why!?
Bow to the Queen of Slime, the Queen of Filth, the Queen of Putrescence! Boo! Booooooo!
You know what I like? Butterflies.
[Lover] Aww, Mortha made me a snuggly blanket! Isn't that nice? I didn't know she could knit.
[Lover] Mortha's always searching for the brightest light. What she doesn't realize is that she is the brightest light.
[Lover] I want to hold you. Also Mortha. And Sephia, too. I think I just want a cuddle puddle, to be honest.
[Lover] I can't believe I ever tried to swat Mortha away! I see the light now: she is a small and precious bean who must be protected at all costs.
[Lover] It's okay, Mortha and I can both be queens. As long as the royal title we share is Queen of Your Heart.

Sephia

Haven't you heard the warnings? Under NO circumstances should you approach a giant squid! They are faster than you think and sneakier than you expect. Also smellier than they appear.
Are we sure Sephia's even from this planet? I mean, who's to say she didn't hitch a ride on some asteroid that just so happened to fall into our ocean, you know? I don't mean to speculate, but...
Semi-aquatic reptiles exist, Sephia! You're don't get to have a monopoly on ocean stuff!
You ever just get the urge to kick someone in their ink sac?
You know what I like? Calamari.
[Lover] I can't believe I didn't see it before. Sephia is as beautiful and awe-inspiring as the ocean itself. Don't you agree?
[Lover] I'm all tangled up in thoughts of those tentacles...
[Lover] I have the perfect theme for Sephia's next birthday party: "High Tea on the High Seas." Doesn't that sound so-fish-ticated? Heehee! What? I'm shrimp-ly practicing. Go with the float, pipsqueak! Nobody likes a shady beach!
[Lover] Sephia and I are going to the beach to frolic in the water together! Wanna come? We're gonna be wearing bikiiiiiinis!
[Lover] I can't stop thinking about how slippery Sephia is. It's kinda nice, isn't it? The way your hands glide so smoothly across her skin...

Requirement Table

Relationship Level	Requirements				Completion Reward
Relationship Level	Affection	Requirement 2	Requirement 3	Requirement 4	Completion Reward
Adversary	200,000,000	1,954 Geiger Counter	170 Plushy Toy	Lvl 31 Tenderness	0.10×
Nuisance	1,200,000,000	600 Train (Life Sized)	Drift Compatible (Lvl 7 - Mecha Pilot)	Lvl 34 Mysterious	0.15×
Frenemy	8,400,000,000	4,500 Plushy Toy	350 Bone	Lvl 37 Smart	0.20×
Acquaintance	67,200,000,000	4,000 Bone	2,000 Boiled Egg	Lvl 43 TechSavvy	0.25×
Friendzoned	672,000,000,000	2,500 Truck (Full Sized)	5,000 Plushy Toy	40 Moonlight Stroll	0.30×
Awkward Besties	8.064 × 10¹² (8.064 Trillion)	5 Fossil	Cockpit Tease (Lvl 9 - Mecha Pilot)	90 Beach	0.35×
Crush	120.96 × 10¹² (120.96 Trillion)	8 Laser	Lvl 59 Smart	100 Sightseeing	0.40×
Sweetheart	2.4192 × 10¹⁵ (~2.42 Quadrillion)	6 Drone	Lvl 65 Mysterious	150 Movie Theater	0.45×
Girlfriend	72.576 × 10¹⁵ (72.576 Quadrillion)	3 Building (To Crush)	Kaiju Smasher (Lvl 10 - Mecha Pilot)	Lvl 72 Tenderness	0.50×
Lover	You did it!

Adversary	Req.s	200,000,000 Affection
		1,954 Geiger Counter
		170 Plushy Toy
		Lvl 31 Tenderness
	Reward	0.10×
Nuisance	Req.s	1,200,000,000 Affection
		600 Train (Life Sized)
		Drift Compatible (Lvl 7 - Mecha Pilot)
		Lvl 34 Mysterious
	Reward	0.15×
Frenemy	Req.s	8,400,000,000 Affection
		4,500 Plushy Toy
		350 Bone
		Lvl 37 Smart
	Reward	0.20×
Acquaintance	Req.s	67,200,000,000 Affection
		4,000 Bone
		2,000 Boiled Egg
		Lvl 43 TechSavvy
	Reward	0.25×
Friendzoned	Req.s	672,000,000,000 Affection
		2,500 Truck (Full Sized)
		5,000 Plushy Toy
		40 Moonlight Stroll
	Reward	0.30×
Awkward Besties	Req.s	8.064 × 10¹² (8.064 Trillion) Affection
		5 Fossil
		Cockpit Tease (Lvl 9 - Mecha Pilot)
		90 Beach
	Reward	0.35×
Crush	Req.s	120.96 × 10¹² (120.96 Trillion) Affection
		8 Laser
		Lvl 59 Smart
		100 Sightseeing
	Reward	0.40×
Sweetheart	Req.s	2.4192 × 10¹⁵ (~2.42 Quadrillion) Affection
		6 Drone
		Lvl 65 Mysterious
		150 Movie Theater
	Reward	0.45×
Girlfriend	Req.s	72.576 × 10¹⁵ (72.576 Quadrillion) Affection
		3 Building (To Crush)
		Kaiju Smasher (Lvl 10 - Mecha Pilot)
		Lvl 72 Tenderness
	Reward	0.50×
Lover	You did it!

Gallery

Encounter
Friendzoned
Sweetheart
Lover
Moonlight Stroll Date
Beach Date
Sightseeing Date
Movie Theater Date

Encounter
Mad
Harassed
Neutral
Happy
Tickled
Likes You
Likes You LOTS

Mobile

Encounter
Mad
Harassed
Neutral
Happy
Tickled
Likes You
Likes You LOTS

Holiday Outfit

Neutral
Happy
Tickled
Likes You
Likes You LOTS

School Uniform

Neutral
Happy
Tickled
Likes You
Likes You LOTS

Bathing Suit

Neutral
Happy
Tickled
Likes You
Likes You LOTS

Diamond Ring

Neutral
Happy
Tickled
Likes You
Likes You LOTS

Holiday Outfit

Neutral
Happy
Tickled
Likes You
Likes You LOTS

School Uniform

Neutral
Happy
Tickled
Likes You
Likes You LOTS

Bathing Suit

Neutral
Happy
Tickled
Likes You
Likes You LOTS

Diamond Ring

Neutral
Happy
Tickled
Likes You
Likes You LOTS

Moonlight Stroll
Beach
Sightseeing
Movie Theater

References

↑ From the 10th Anniversary Artbook

[Artbook-1] From the 10th Anniversary Artbook

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