Sephia

Sephia is a DLC girl in Crush Crush. She is one of the Kaiju Girls, and can be obtained via the Kaiju Bundle in the Store. She is the seventy-third (73rd) addition to the main list.

You encounter her while relaxing on the beach near a monster-prone city.

Personality

Hailing from the depths of the Abyssal Zone is cephalopod kaiju Sephia! Maybe it’s the fact that she’s a sea monster, or maybe it’s because the deep ocean is practically an alien world for us surface-dwellers, but Sephia can be a little...weird. Like, off-puttingly so. Get to know her, though, and you’ll soon learn that she’s only telling you about all the horrible things that can kill you below the waves because she wants to share her world with you!

Having reached out to humans and been burnt (well, harpooned) before, she’s a bit defensive and condescending at first, but deep down, what she wants most of all is to learn all about the surface and to be accepted.

Will you show her how to be a part of your world?

Dialogue List

First Meeting

1. Your plane doesn't have a submarine mode, so you're left with no choice but to relax on the beach near an invasion-prone city and just hope the sea monster kaiju shows up.
2. The weather is perfect, but the ocean is kicking up some gnarly waves! Could it be-?! Yep. "Aw, ship! Not again..."
3. Unsuspecting container ship—CRUSHED!
4. She sets the ship back down gently, but the waves are already carrying its cargo away. "Just what the ocean needs, more flotsam for me to trip on. I knew I shoulda never surfaced at full size..."

Adversary

• Wait, don't run away! There's no need for panic! Look, I'm tiny now, just like you! ...Well, not JUST like you. There's no need to go overboard!

Sorry

• Wow! At your size the ocean looks even bigger! How do your puny minds even begin to contemplate its vastness without driving yourselves mad? Or do you just... not?
• So this is "the beach", huh? I thought so. Yeah, I've heard all about it... It's the place where whales come to die!
• Humans have some nerve complaining about kaiju stepping on their precious buildings... Have you seen what you've done to our reefs?
• Do you think that ship'll be okay? Damage to the hull below the waterline will getcha... Just a little bit of "maritime wisdom" for ya, free of charge!

Gift

• Don't you think there's enough human trash in the ocean?

Poke

• Why are you getting all up in my bubble like this? Is my bioluminescence mesmerizing you or something? Because that's how you wind up as ceviche!

Upgrade to Nuisance

1. You humans! You're always venturing into my domain, but whenever I rise out of the waves to introduce myself, you harpoon first and ask questions never!
2. I came ashore thinking you land-dwellers might be better hosts than guests, but clearly I was wrong... Sigh. Anyway, I’m Sephia.

You encountered Sephia! Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water!

Nuisance

• You're still here? Oh wow, um, okay! (Stay fresh, Sephia!) Since this may be my only chance, can I just say one thing? I didn't wreck your little ship on porpoise, okay? I'm not that kind of kaiju!

Sorry

• Do you think that ship'll be okay? Damage to the hull below the waterline will getcha... Just a little bit of "maritime wisdom" for ya, free of charge!
• Yeah, I've sunk a few ships. But in my defense, that was a really long time ago! How was I supposed to know that giving your explorers a 'guided tour' would end with them sleeping with the fishes?
• I'm not a squid or an octopus, but a secret third thing. You just have no clue of what's down there, waiting for you in the deep...
• Ah, humans. You're so scared of sharks when it's actually jellyfish you should be worried about. Now THERE's a sticky situation for ya!
• You're awfully brave for someone so tiny - it's cute! Like a plankton that refuses to fear the whale. Maybe just don't ask me how that worked out for the plankton!

Gift

• Don't you think there's enough human trash in the ocean?

Poke

• Heeheeheehee-! Aww, you made me ink...

Upgrade to Frenemy

1. Being rejected by most of humanity YET AGAIN is a pretty huge let-down, but I can handle it. Crushing disappointment? Meh! Try being crushed by 8000 pounds per square inch of underwater pressure!
2. ...Don't actually try that. It's not pretty, trust me.

You've become Sephia's Frenemy!

Frenemy

• So what are you, some kind of kaiju groupie? Because at first I thought it was kinda cool you weren't scared of me, but now I'm wondering about your instincts for self-preservation... Primal fears evolved for a reason, you know.

Sorry

• Ah, humans. You're so scared of sharks when it's actually jellyfish you should be worried about. Now THERE's a sticky situation for ya!
• You're awfully brave for someone so tiny - it's cute! Like a plankton that refuses to fear the whale. Maybe just don't ask me how that worked out for the plankton!
• I never knew my parents, but I'd like to think if I had an "Octo Dad" of my own, he'd have been slightly better coordinated...
• I'm not sure what to say when people tell me my sense of humor is "too dark". I'm from the Abyssal Zone - I can't help it!
• Yeah, I've met the big ape. I never understood his fascination with eensie weensie human women, though. He'd get so much more mission critical kaiju stuff accomplished if he quit monkeying around!
• That whole "Atlantis" bedtime story humans tell themselves is so quaint. And sort of sad. Is it really that hard to accept that there are places on this Earth they can never claim or conquer?
• How would I even know if I'd seen Davy Jones's Locker? It'd just get lost among all the other human trash that's littering the sea floor...

Gift

• Do I look like the kind of aquatic tart with a grotto full of thingamabobs to you? ...Okay, kinda. Gimme!

Poke

• Heeheeheehee-! Aww, you made me ink...

Upgrade to Acquaintance

1. I guess you could say I'm a bit of a humaboo. I've visited, like, ALL your shipwrecks: The Titanic, of course, The Queen Anne's Revenge, Kublai Khan's lost fleet... You ever heard of the Flor de la Mar? Yeah, I've been there. Twice!
2. Of course, when a cutesy little mermaid in her seashell bra or whatever takes a bunch of souvenirs from a sunken ship, humans are like, "Aww, she wants to be part of our world!" But when I do it, it's "grave robbing."

Sephia is weirdly pleased to make your Acquaintance!

Acquaintance

• Oh good, it's you! I wanted to hear your theories on the Bermuda Triangle - humans' quaint little misconceptions about it are so funny!

Talk

• Yeah, I've met the big ape. I never understood his fascination with eensie weensie human women, though. He'd get so much more mission critical kaiju stuff accomplished if he quit monkeying around!
• That whole "Atlantis" bedtime story humans tell themselves is so quaint. And sort of sad. Is it really that hard to accept that there are places on this Earth they can never claim or conquer?
• How would I even know if I'd seen Davy Jones's Locker? It'd just get lost among all the other human trash that's littering the sea floor...
• It was a sad day in the sea when we heard Steve the Crocodile Hugger died. That guy was a real one - a human who saw the beauty and wonder in the monstrous and the strange. He could make a Blob Fish feel like a Babe Fish.
• Just keep swimming, just keep swimming... Well, unless you're surrounded by one of the more aggressive subspecies of sharks. Then all that thrashing around just attracts their attention...
• So I've come to understand that a certain subset of humanity... Likes tentacles? As in... LIKE likes them? Because honestly? Same. Er, I mean, uh, fascinating! It seems we have more things in common than previously thought!

Gift

• Do I look like the kind of aquatic tart with a grotto full of thingamabobs to you? ...Okay, kinda. Gimme!

Poke

• Heeheeheehee-! Aww, you made me ink...
• Eek! The last time someone got the jump on me like that, they were piloting a giant robot! Of course, that time they weren't trying to tickle me...

Upgrade to Friendzoned

1. I'm sorry if I come across a little bit... intense. This is just the most time I've ever spent with a human - without them drowning, anyway - and I'm mega curious!
2. But hey, it could be worse: I could be a shark! They investigate stuff they're curious about by CHOMPING on it.

You're in the Friendzone with Sephia!

Friendzoned

• Have you heard the good news about our lord, the Great Dreamer Cthulhu? Just kidding! As if the Old Ones need the help of proselytizers.

Talk

• Want to hear a joke? Ahem. Why do they say octopi are the friendliest fish in the sea? Because no matter who you are, they'll never pass up a chance to hug the life out of you!
• I've been meaning to ask you... Do you like my outfit? I've been told I have a habit of dressing "too flashy." Well, I say there's no such thing, and anyone who disagrees is just lower on the food chain!
• Ooooof coooooooourseeee I speeeeeeeak whaaaaaaale! It loooks greeeeeeat onnnnnnnn a reeeeeeeeeeesumeeeeeeee!
• I visited one of your human board game cafes today. It was educational and even kind of fun... Up until someone yelled "You sunk my battleship!" at me. I did no such thing, and I resent the suggestion!
• I can't believe how many water bottles there are in the Great Pacific Garbage Patch! Mountain water, river water, tropical island water... How's the saying go? "I heard you liked water, so you put your water bottles in the water?"

Gift

• Hmm... I wonder how this would look with a bunch of barnacles on it. Only one way to find out!

Poke

• Heeheeheehee-! Aww, you made me ink...
• Eek! The last time someone got the jump on me like that, they were piloting a giant robot! Of course, that time they weren't trying to tickle me...

Upgrade to Awkward Besties

1. I just realized - I've been so keen to find out everything there is to know about your world, it never occured to me that you might have some questions about mine!
2. So go on, what'll it be? Do you want to know if there's still Megalodons down there? Or how many enemy spy submarines are cruising your coastline undetected? Or - oh! How about I tell you what "The Bloop" REALLY was?

Sephia is your weird Awkward Bestie!

Awkward Besties

• Well, well, well! Wouldja look what the tide washed in!

Flirt

• Ooooof coooooooourseeee I speeeeeeeak whaaaaaaale! It loooks greeeeeeat onnnnnnnn a reeeeeeeeeeesumeeeeeeee!
• I visited one of your human board game cafes today. It was educational and even kind of fun... Up until someone yelled "You sunk my battleship!" at me. I did no such thing, and I resent the suggestion!
• I can't believe how many water bottles there are in the Great Pacific Garbage Patch! Mountain water, river water, tropical island water... How's the saying go? "I heard you liked water, so you put your water bottles in the water?"
• I can't believe they call sea monsters "Man Eaters"! Humans are way too scrawny and bony to eat, and even if you weren't, I'd never discriminate based on gender!
• You seem like you're up for a good time. Want to go terrorize a holiday town during the tourist high season and see how long it takes the mayor to admit there's something in the water?
• Do humans actually pee on jellyfish stings? You do know that rumor got started as a prank by the dolphins, right? And you actually fell for it?! I guess that settles who the real smartest species on the planet is...
• Obviously I'm not jealous about you hanging around with other kaiju, pfft. I'm just... concerned for your safety, okay? Not every giant, city-stomping monster is here on an innocent cultural exchange like I am.

Gift

• Hmm... I wonder how this would look with a bunch of barnacles on it. Only one way to find out!

Poke

• Eek! The last time someone got the jump on me like that, they were piloting a giant robot! Of course, that time they weren't trying to tickle me...
• Heeheehee! You are kraken me up!

Upgrade to Crush

1. Thanks to you, I feel like I could go anywhere and talk to anyone without fear of harpoons! Too bad now I don't want to talk to anyone but you!
2. I swear I'm not trying to be a pilot fish. You're just really interesting, and you don't mind answering all my questions! And when I tell you about where I come from, you don't get a look of existential horror!

Sephia has a Crush on you!

Crush

• Hi! Hiya! Howdy! Hello? Hola? Sorry, I'm not really good at... this. You know the sea never says hello. It just waves!

Flirt

• I'm confused. If there's "plenty of fish in the sea" then why even bother with the so-called "dating pool"? Wouldn't that mean you're trying to find mates in the entire wrong body of water?
• Is it weird that lately I kind of want to drag you down into the fathoms with me? Not that I'd actually do it, but I admit it's something I've been thinking about. Would it help if I told you that I'm NOT thinking about eating you once we're down there?
• You're pretty cute for a human. Your skin's real... sleek. Like a dolphin's. Now, if you had eel teeth or a tail barb like a manta ray, you'd be almost irresistible.
• Sometimes I wish I was more like my cephalopod cousins. If I had as many arms as they do, I'd use them all to hug you!
• Is it true? Up here on the surface, you mate... But then afterwards nobody dies or gets eaten? That sounds fun!
• Want to, um, eat some crabs right out of their shells together? I wouldn't normally share, but for you I think I'd make an exception!

Gift

• Awww, you bring me the best treasures! You're like my own personal shipwreck! Er, in a good way, I mean! Like, the best way possible.

Poke

• Eek! The last time someone got the jump on me like that, they were piloting a giant robot! Of course, that time they weren't trying to tickle me...
• Heeheehee! You are kraken me up!

Upgrade to Sweetheart

1. Whenever I see you lately, I feel like my whole body is full of exploding bubbles.
2. Unrelated, but... Did you know that underwater volcanoes are superheated and highly toxic, yet home to entire micro civilizations? I guess there's a place for everyone to belong.

Sephia is your Sweetheart!

Sweetheart

• Heh, I had an inkling you were getting to like me...

Flirt

• Sometimes I wish I was more like my cephalopod cousins. If I had as many arms as they do, I'd use them all to hug you!
• Is it true? Up here on the surface, you mate... But then afterwards nobody dies or gets eaten? That sounds fun!
• Want to, um, eat some crabs right out of their shells together? I wouldn't normally share, but for you I think I'd make an exception!
• You're rapidly becoming my fave human. I squid you not!
• Would I be fishing for a compliment if I asked you whether I'd look good with scales?
• I decided to try an episode of that squid-themed gameshow everyone's talking about. I was expecting underwater trivia but it was so violent! ...I want ten more seasons immediately.

Gift

• Awww, you bring me the best treasures! You're like my own personal shipwreck! Er, in a good way, I mean! Like, the best way possible.

Poke

• Heeheehee! You are kraken me up!
• More, more! I want at least ten tickles! Hee hee hee!

Upgrade to Girlfriend

1. You'd think after the hundredth harpoon between the eyes I'd have learned my lesson and just stayed in the Abyssal Zone where I belonged. Curiosity killed the catfish, after all.
2. But I'm not a catfish, I'm a kaiju! And if we'd have run away from one another at the first sign of danger, we'd have never discovered one another's beautiful depths!

Sephia is your Girlfriend!

Girlfriend

• Hey there, sailor... Ugh! I can't believe I said that! Do you have some soap so I can wash out my mouth?

Flirt

• You're rapidly becoming my fave human. I squid you not!
• Would I be fishing for a compliment if I asked you whether I'd look good with scales?
• I decided to try an episode of that squid-themed gameshow everyone's talking about. I was expecting underwater trivia but it was so violent! ...I want ten more seasons immediately.
• Did you know octopuses and squid have three hearts? I don't know how many I have - I never counted - but what I do know is, they all belong to you!

Gift

• You're giving this to me? For eel?! Wow!

Poke

• Heeheehee! You are kraken me up!
• More, more! I want at least ten tickles! Hee hee hee!

Upgrade to Lover

1. I always knew I was curious about humanity, but it was more than an academic thing. I didn't want to study them, or observe them from afar. I wanted to be among them - because I liked them. I liked... you.
2. In fact, the more I get to know you, the more "like" doesn't even begin to cover the way I feel about you. I need a different - kaiju-sized! - word to express the way I feel about you. Like... love! I love you! I love you. I love you. I love you!

Sephia is in LOVE with you!

Lover

• Come on in, the water's fine! Psst... That was me asking for a kiss!
• Have you seen Liz around? I want her to make us a big wave so we can go surfing!
• Hi, lover! What'll it be today? Do you want me colossal squid-sized or giant squid? Can you believe "giant" is bigger than "colossal"? I could go bigger still but you'd have no frame of reference since they're undiscovered species.
• Are you a small whale? Because you are looking delicious and I want to wrap my arms around you...
• There you are! I missed you! Without you around, it feels like I'm gasping for water...
• How's about you and I go for a dip together. "What kind of dip?" Oh, you know, I'm pretty open-minded: guacamole, cheese fondue, chocolate syrup... Or we could always skinny dip. Hehehe...
• (Naked) Everywhere's a nude beach if you scare off all the other beachgoers first! Not that I'd do that... intentionally.
• (Naked) A sea witch told me to never underestimate the importance of body language, so I decided I'd better "speak" very clearly. Am I getting through to you?
• (Naked) Hey there. I thought I could get in touch with my inner cephalopod by stripping off those constricting human clothes and wrapping all my limbs around you. As for what happens next, that's up to you.

Seduce

• Did you know octopuses and squid have three hearts? I don't know how many I have - I never counted - but what I do know is, they all belong to you!
• Are you sure you're not part anglerfish? Because you certainly attracted me...
• Now, I don't resent sharks for having their own special week, exactly... But they're not the only apex ocean predators who've survived multiple extinction events, you know? When do the rest of us get our turn?
• I'm from the Abyssal Zone, darling. Of course I love you deeply.
• How come humans say you could drown in one another's eyes? Isn't drowning a bad thing? I feel like everything I thought I knew is a lie! Although, when I look into yours...
• Come on, take me into your arms! Don't be tenta-cruel!
• I used to feel a bit self-conscious that I didn't look like the other cephalopods, but now I'm relieved I have lips instead of a beak. Because it means I can kiss you - like this! Mwah!
• Did you know, even though most kinds of octopus eat their mates, the Pacific Striped Octopus prefers to cuddle hers? Talk about relationship goals!
• Are you secretly a cephalopod? Because you octopi my thoughts...
• That girl Bonnibel... Slap a starfish in her hair, and I swear she's the spitting image of someone I knew "down below"...
• I just heard there's an octopus up here on the surface who has his doctorate! I always knew they were smart, but wow!
• When I first came to the surface, I thought the sun was hot! Little did I know, you had it beat!
• Now that we're together, I can finally settle the debate on whether the plural of octopus is "octopuses" or "octopi"! How? It's easy! When it comes to you, I'll always choose "us" over "I"!
• If our relationship were a submarine, it'd be a real "love-craft"!
• I knew there was something worthwhile up here, if I could just get past the whole "humans harpooning me every time I came to the surface" thing. Thank you for proving me right, and making it all worthwhile.
• To think, people thought us kaiju were a myth. They sure 'myth'-read the signs on that one!
• If anyone tries to tell you I'm secretly a fish alien, it's a trap!
• Oh, all right. I admit it. You caught my heart - hook, line, and sinker!
• Soon may the marshmallow come, to bring us sugar (kisses) and tea (that's gossip) and... bum? Heeheehee! I did a human meme! Hit like if you want to see more! (Did I do that part right?)
• Ohhh, did you brush up against an anemone recently? Because one touch from you is making me tingle all over!
• I can't believe the three of us kaiju girls were gonna tussle over you! It's way more fun to get into a cuddle pile with you instead!
• Some fish straight up die if you mess with their habitat, but not me. Salt water, fresh water, doesn't matter. All I need is you! If you want to go live in some murky algae-infested bog, I'll happily be your li'l swamp thang!
• I feel like I'm never being romantic enough, what with all my talk of the ocean depths. But sharing my unsettling interests is how I share my heart! So next time I tell you about the Baltic Sea Anomaly, just imagine it's a lovey dovey sonnet!
• If I had a nickel for every time humans made a movie about a human superhero being the ruler of the sea, I'd have two nickels... Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice!
• Your love is like a riptide - it came in fast, without warning, and swept me away! But unlike an actual riptide, nobody died in the process! Yay!
• Don't worry, if you ever drown I'll give you mouth to mouth. In fact, I might give you mouth to mouth even if you're not drowning! Like right now!
• (Naked) Are you a submarine? Because I'd love to see you go down on me...
• (Naked) How big do human beds get? Asking for a trio of kaiju cuties...
• (Naked) I see you staring. Go on, say it: you love this cephaloBOD.
• (Naked) You seem pretty open-minded. How do you feel about suckers? Because I can think of a few places I'd love to use mine on you...
• (Naked) I'm no cold fish! Here, let me prove it to you...
• (Naked) I know I don't have the right anatomy for it, but can I still make a "Free Willy" joke puhleeeease?
• (Naked) I wanna make love... Does your bathtub have room for two?
• (Naked) Let's go skinny dipping tonight! I promise nothing horrifying will happen in the dark water.
• (Naked) Today I learned that humans actually do eat their mates! But then someone told me that it's a very different meaning of the word "eat", and now I'm confused! Can you help me clear things up with a little demonstration?

Gift

• You're giving this to me? For eel?! Wow!
• I know I told you before that I'm against single use plastics, but luckily for both of us, I plan on keeping this forever!
• Ohhhh, I love this so much, I have to find somewhere to hide it where those pesky pirates can't find it! If anyone so much as thinks of drawing an X to mark the spot, I'll feed 'em to a shark!
• Thank you! I can't wait to bring this back down into the ink-black depths with me!
• I haven't gotten an unexpected gift of this caliber since that huge honkin' diamond necklace came plummeting down and bonked me on the head! Gosh, that was ages ago, too... It's been eighty-four years!
• [School Uniform] Huh. For all the schools of fish I've met in the seven seas, this is the first I've heard of a school uniform. It makes sense though. How would a tuna wear a necktie?
• [Bathing Suit] Down in the Abyssal Zone, making 'em stop and stare is all about the light show... But in your case, I'd say this bikini is working way better than even the brightest bioluminescence!
• [Diamond Ring] This dress makes me feel as frilly as a jellyfish! Oh, um, sorry, what's the equivalent surface saying? Let's see. This dress makes me feel... as pretty as a princess? Did I say that right? Yay! You may kiss the tide - um, bride!
• [Holiday Outfit] You know, in the Abyssal Zone the water temperature is regularly only a few degrees above freezing, right? So I don't really need to be bundled up like this. On the other hand, I look very cute, so I'll allow it.
• [Lingerie] Phew! Am I ever glad you didn't give me fishnet stockings. The last thing I need is to get tangled up in my own outfit at the worst possible moment during our date...
• [Birthday Suit] Heehee, now when I change sizes nobody has to wonder how my clothes still fit! You know what that means? Less time spent worrying about plausibility, and more time for the FUN stuff.
• [Animated Pose] I see you eyeing my fishhook. I know what you're thinking. Yes, it's a trophy, and no, the angler I snatched it off of never tried casting his line in my waters again.

Poke

• More, more! I want at least ten tickles! Hee hee hee!
• Awww, aren't you a little CUDDLEfish?
• Heeheeheeheehee! I'll get... you back... as soon... as I catch... my breath! Heeheeheehee!
• (Naked) Ooohhh, if I close my eyes I can almost believe those clever fingers of yours are actually tentacles... Makes me sh-shiver. Don't stop now!
• (Naked) Is that your mating arm, or are you just happy to see me?
• (Naked) Keep that up and I may have to wrap my arms around you and pull you into my den...
• (Naked) You rub my back, I'll rub yours. Where I come from, we call that squid pro quo!

Sex Scene

1. Her bioluminescence glows in enticing patterns, but even pretty lights can't distract you from her smooth, slippery body. "I'm so excited to give this a try! You don't have any parts that detach, do you? No, don't tell me, I wanna find out for myself!"
2. You explore the depths of one another's bodies, discovering all sorts of fun secrets. When you get each other off, it's with the force of an underwater geyser. "You know, nautiluses mate for upwards of 40 hours. I think that's maybe a bit too much, but that doesn't mean we can't try!"

Dates

• [Moonlight Stroll] Thank you for explaining what "the moon" is. I thought that glowing orb up there was attached to a colossal outer space anglerfish and this whole planet was about to get gulped!
• [Movie Theater] So let me get this straight: humans gather in a dark space, allow themselves to be transfixed by a bright projection, but then nobody gets eaten? Is that why the popcorn portions are so big? To keep you from snacking on each other?
• [Sightseeing] They may have thought I was crazy back in the Abyssal Zone, but I always knew the surface could be beautiful too! Thank you for showing me.
• [Beach] The big floppy hat and water gun were a great idea! Drying out in the hot sun doesn't seem like much of a way to spend a date. Have you ever seen a dehydrated sea sponge? It's horrifying!

About Other Girls

Note that the dialogue about both Mortha and Liz changes once Sephia reaches lover level.

Ayeka

• Who keeps sending me cooking videos on how to make calamari? Where I'm from, we eat our seafood the way nature intended. RAW AND WRIGGLING, not dredged in breading and soaked in oil!
• Like most misunderstood sea creatures, I'm not actually a danger to humans... But for that girl, I might make an exception.
• You ever meet someone who makes you wanna FLATTEN them, like maybe with a giant paint roller that's been drenched in enough sticky ink to drown them? Sorry, was that hypothetical scenario a little too specific?
• Did you know there's a parasitic isopod that devours a fish's tongue in order to take its place? Do you think it HAS to be a fish tongue? Because if a certain human keeps letting her tongue wag, I may want to try something out.
• I was walking around minding my own business when I got tangled in somebody's discarded fishing net! It’s one thing to worry about that in the ocean, but on land? Talk about overfishing!
• Who pasted my face over the shark's head on this movie poster? "You'll never go into the water again"? What the shell did I do?!

Mortha

• Mortha's so needy! Following me around like, "Pleeeease show me your bioluminescence, I wanna see your bioluminescence!" It's not FOR her!
• Did you know the Pistol Shrimp, despite being only a few centimeters in size, can make a noise as loud as a human jet engine? ...Wanna drop one on Mortha's head while she's sleeping?
• Out of all the bright, mesmerizing colors of this world, why would anyone choose to be so... blah?
• I heard that Mortha keeps a couple of tiny fairy priestesses around just to simp for her? Wow. Maybe if she were a cooler kaiju, she could at least upgrade to a pair of creepy eels or something...
• You know, in the Abyssal Zone we have a word for creatures attracted to light the way Mortha is - food!
• [Lover] I used to be so judgey about Mortha following me around all the time... Now I realize it's really nice to have her company!
• [Lover] So it turns out my bioluminescence lights up when I dream! No wonder Mortha cuddles up so close to me in bed at night, hehe!
• [Lover] I can now say, conclusively, not-at-all theoretically, I would love Mortha if she was a worm! Okay... A caterpillar, technically. Close enough!
• [Lover] Do you think if I asked nicely, Mortha would carry me high up into the sky? I heard the coral reefs are stunning when you see them from above, and I'd love to share that with her!
• [Lover] Have you seen Mortha around? I went shopping for some new retro threads at the vintage shop, but wound up buying an entire cartload of old wool suits for her! Do you... think she'll like them?

Liz

• I just want to know where that Liz gets off, always coming out of MY ocean like that! She's a reptile! Shouldn't she be sunning herself on a rock somewhere?
• The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
• You think Liz has ever used that lightning breath of hers underwater? That would be funny...
• How much does Liz spend on moisturizer, do you think? All that scaly skin... It must cost a fortune!
• So Liz can make herself as big or as small as she likes, and that's the size of feet she went with? ...Ooookay...
• [Lover] Liz and I have more in common than I realized! Think about it: she's a lizard kaiju who hangs out in the ocean, and I'm a sea monster kaiju who hangs out on land! Also, we're both super cute and cool!
• [Lover] Humans say Liz is a destructive force of nature, but she walked from the bottom of the ocean alllll the way to the shore without trampling a single coral reef! Seems to me that she's careful and considerate, actually!
• [Lover] You ever look at someone and say, "Mommy" out loud? Not asking about any kaiju in particular, or anything. Just curious!
• [Lover] I'm no jellyfish, but I'd let Liz step on me!
• [Lover] I'd still love to turn mega-sized and grapple with Liz sometime. Say, do you know where we could get, like, a LOT of jello?

Requirements Table

Relationship Level	Requirements				Completion Reward
	Affection	Requirement 2	Requirement 3	Requirement 4
Adversary	300,000	69 Goldfish	7 Tuna	Lvl 24 Mysterious	0.10×
Nuisance	1,800,000	3 Fish Sticks	Exo-Suit Model (Lvl 3 - Mecha Pilot)	Lvl 26 Smart	0.15×
Frenemy	14,400,000	9 Calamari	1,000 Herring	Lvl 29 TechSavvy	0.20×
Acquaintance	172,800,000	100 Tuna	5 Necklace	Lvl 33 Mysterious	0.25×
Friendzoned	2,246,400,000	3,500 Fish Sticks	Iron Marshmallow (Lvl 6 - Mecha Pilot)	20 Moonlight Stroll	0.30×
Awkward Besties	33,696,000,000	350 Crabcake	Lvl 42 Smart	40 Beach	0.35×
Crush	606,528,000,000	2,500 Broken Compass	Lvl 48 TechSavvy	70 Sightseeing	0.40×
Sweetheart	12,737,088,000,000	7 Magic Candles	Collatoral Damage Dealer (Lvl 8 - Mecha Pilot)	100 Movie Theater	0.45×
Girlfriend	382,112,640,000,000	15 Water Pistol	150 Necklace	Lvl 65 Mysterious	0.50×
Lover	You did it!

Adversary	Req.s	300,000 Affection
		69 Goldfish
		7 Tuna
		Lvl 24 Mysterious
	Reward	0.10×
Nuisance	Req.s	1,800,000 Affection
		3 Fish Sticks
		Exo-Suit Model (Lvl 3 - Mecha Pilot)
		Lvl 26 Smart
	Reward	0.15×
Frenemy	Req.s	14,400,000 Affection
		9 Calamari
		1,000 Herring
		Lvl 29 TechSavvy
	Reward	0.20×
Acquaintance	Req.s	172,800,000 Affection
		100 Tuna
		5 Necklace
		Lvl 33 Mysterious
	Reward	0.25×
Friendzoned	Req.s	2,246,400,000 Affection
		3,500 Fish Sticks
		Iron Marshmallow (Lvl 6 - Mecha Pilot)
		20 Moonlight Stroll
	Reward	0.30×
Awkward Besties	Req.s	33,696,000,000 Affection
		350 Crabcake
		Lvl 42 Smart
		40 Beach
	Reward	0.35×
Crush	Req.s	606,528,000,000 Affection
		2,500 Broken Compass
		Lvl 48 TechSavvy
		70 Sightseeing
	Reward	0.40×
Sweetheart	Req.s	12,737,088,000,000 Affection
		7 Magic Candles
		Collatoral Damage Dealer (Lvl 8 - Mecha Pilot)
		100 Movie Theater
	Reward	0.45×
Girlfriend	Req.s	382,112,640,000,000 Affection
		15 Water Pistol
		150 Necklace
		Lvl 65 Mysterious
	Reward	0.50×
Lover	You did it!

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