Nico

Nico is a DJ who has hit a creative slump, and needs your help to get his groove back. His phone fling is unlocked by reaching Sweetheart level with Myx.

Messages

Note that pauses under 5 minutes long are not indicated. Where the progress column says (A) or (B), these are your left and right options for how to respond.

SFW Version

Progress	SFW chat
1/24	Hey! Hi! Hello!
2/24	I heard you specialize in problem solving?
3/24	Well boy oh boy, I've got a doozy for you.
(A)	Of course! Lay unto me all your woes.
(B)	It appears to have become my specialty.
4/24	Only the one woe.	Great!
5/24	But man, it'll make you go woaaah.	So excited to have you on board. :)
6/24	Oh I should introduce myself first.
7/24	Name's Nico. Got your number from Myx.
8/24	Usually I go to him for jam problems, but he suggested I mix things up. LOL!
9/24	And that's why I'm bugging you. You were top of the list.
10/24	Let's skip all the song and dance - I've got jamnesia!
11/24	The beats just aren't dropping the way they used to.
12/24	Nothing slaps. My body won't shake worth a darn.
(A)	Can you wave your hands in the air like you just don't care?
(B)	Would you say you get no happiness from dancing currently?
13/24	My wave game is off.	I can't get no satisfaction, like, at all!
14/24	I've been a dancing little bean since long before the age of seventeen.
15/24	But all of a sudden - nothing!
16/24	And I'm a DJ. This is supposed to be my business.
17/24	How's the party suppose to jump if I'm not up there to start the dance circle?
18/24	So many people are relying on me to bring the sick moves.
19/24	Please! I'll try anything!
(A)	Oh man, this is the worst case of jamnesia I've ever heard.
(B)	I have a rare condition call "No-rhythmia". I was born without rhythm. But I'll try to help.
20/24	Right?!	Thank the dance gods!
21/24	Myx said you'd need a pic of me moving and grooving.
22/24	To get a read on me and my sick moves.
23/24	One sweet party boiiii! coming at ya!
24/24	[Nico photo 1]
1/25	Ah, the good old times of gettin' down.
(A)	You gotta become a slave to the rhythm.
(B)	Ummm... Push through? Become the beat that drops? Wisdom-wisdom?
2/25	That's the way I'm tryin' to be!	I'm dropping, I'm dropping!
3/25	I shake my hips and move my feet but it won't stick.	Getting low isn't working either!
4/25	A simple cha cha slide is impossible to me now.	I hit the floor and next thing you know - still nothing!
5/25	Gah! The place needs to be bumpin' and jumpin' real soon!
6/25	What do I do?!
7/25	I'M FREAKING OUT.
(A)	Just lose yourself in the moment.
(B)	Party rock is in the house tonight? Just have a good time?
8/25	It sounds so simple.	Wish that's all it would take.
9/25	But why can't I put it into practice?	But I can't call myself a party rocker right now.
Pause	1 day pause
10/25	Maybe jamnesia is the end for me.
11/25	I'll always remember the good times.
(A)	Hey now! Happiness is just around the corner!
(B)	You're not gonna take this! No, you ain't gonna take this!
12/25	Around the corner?	Yeah! Jamnesia will not break me!
13/25	Well, around the corner is the dance floor.	Life is a dancefloor. That's what I always say.
14/25	Oh!	Wait, that's it!
15/25	No wonder my rhythm has been off.
16/25	Dancing on a DANCE floor. IT'S SO OBVIOUS.
(A)	You need to dance like no one's watching.
(B)	Okay, I'm glad this is making sense. Because I'm really just saying words here.
17/25	Technically, no one is.	Oops! I did it again.
18/25	But I get what you mean.	Played with your problem solving abilities.
19/25	I can be one with the sound. Really feel myself.	Got lost in trying to fix it myself.
20/25	I want to pretend you're dancing with me.
21/25	It'll help me perform better.
22/25	Make sure you're right here with me. Uhhh, spiritually, I guess?
23/25	No one puts my partner in the corner.
(A)	My body is ready.
(B)	Pretend dancing, I can do. In fact, I'd win a medal probably.
24/25	This is where Nico gets his groove back.	Hahaha! Awesome! Y'all ready for this?
25/25	[Nico photo 2]
1/20	I feel the music swelling up inside me.
2/20	Could this be it?
3/20	My feet are moving in ways I haven't seen in days.
4/20	These hips... they no longer lie!
5/20	It's time to do a little dance.
6/20	Make a little love. And get down tonight!
(A)	Great! Why don't you tell Myx the good news?
(B)	Jamnesia can't keep a good man down. Truth.
7/20	Oooh, good idea.	No way!
8/20	Maybe he'd like to come jam with me tonight.	Don't stop me now!
9/20	Ahh, dancing always makes me feel all hot and heavy afterwards.
10/20	Gonna cool off in the back room until the place opens.
Pause	2 day pause
11/20	Mind joining me?
12/20	Metaphorically or whatever? Haha.
(A)	It's getting hot in here... if you know what I mean.
(B)	That's not a song lyric, right? You mean, like... "Join" join?
13/20	Me? Enjoying taking off my clothes? Whatever gives you that idea? XD	Hahaha! My bad. Yes, I mean the other kind of "get together".
14/20	It is getting hot and I must always follow what song lyrics tell me.	The one I usually don't go for in a crowd.
15/20	You've really gotten me amped up over here. I've got a set to do and everything.
16/20	But I'm just soooooo...
17/20	Compromised. ;)
18/20	I think it goes without saying. But I gotta let you know.
19/20	You make my mic stand.
20/20	[Nico photo 3]
(A)	Puns make me so hot, take me now.
(B)	Did... you put a shirt on and take your pants off?
1/∞	Oh baby, you know exactly what a guy wants to hear.	Can't have the work jacket smelling like I've been up to stuff...
2/∞	Like music to my ears.	Mixing work and pleasure? Whaaat? :O Neverrr.
3/∞	You should come join me at the club someday.
4/∞	We can get down and dirty on the dance floor.
5/∞	Then bring it on back to the backstage area.
6/∞	Make sweet, sweet music together.
7/∞	You feel me?
(A)	Getting the idea you really want me to feel you.
(B)	I don't know any lyrics for, "This was fun, let's see where it goes".
8/∞	Wasn't always this forward haha.	Hahaha! Yeah I guess there aren't many songs about that kind of stuff :P
9/∞	But I'm coming out of my cage recently.	FYI just kidding. All songs are about that stuff.
10/∞	Feelin' just fine with it. :)	Even the ones that aren't.
11/∞	Dang, I'm starting to hear the club come to life.
12/∞	This is where I exit stage left.
13/∞	But I'm looking forward to our next conversation.
14/∞	So call me, maybe?
15/∞	Peace out. xoxoxoxo

Uncut Version

The NSFW track first diverges from the SFW with your reply after the first photo. All three pictures are different between versions.

Progress	"Uncut" chat
1/24	Hey! Hi! Hello!
2/24	I heard you specialize in problem solving?
3/24	Well boy oh boy, I've got a doozy for you.
(A)	Of course! Lay unto me all your woes.
(B)	It appears to have become my specialty.
4/24	Only the one woe.	Great!
5/24	But man, it'll make you go woaaah.	So excited to have you on board. :)
6/24	Oh I should introduce myself first.
7/24	Name's Nico. Got your number from Myx.
8/24	Usually I go to him for jam problems, but he suggested I mix things up. LOL!
9/24	And that's why I'm bugging you. You were top of the list.
10/24	Let's skip all the song and dance - I've got jamnesia!
11/24	The beats just aren't dropping the way they used to.
12/24	Nothing slaps. My body won't shake worth a darn.
(A)	Can you wave your hands in the air like you just don't care?
(B)	Would you say you get no happiness from dancing currently?
13/24	My wave game is off.	I can't get no satisfaction, like, at all!
14/24	I've been a dancing little bean since long before the age of seventeen.
15/24	But all of a sudden - nothing!
16/24	And I'm a DJ. This is supposed to be my business.
17/24	How's the party suppose to jump if I'm not up there to start the dance circle?
18/24	So many people are relying on me to bring the sick moves.
19/24	Please! I'll try anything!
(A)	Oh man, this is the worst case of jamnesia I've ever heard.
(B)	I have a rare condition call "No-rhythmia". I was born without rhythm. But I'll try to help.
20/24	Right?!	Thank the dance gods!
21/24	Myx said you'd need a pic of me moving and grooving.
22/24	To get a read on me and my sick moves.
23/24	One sweet party boiiii! coming at ya!
24/24	[NSFW Photo]
1/25	Ah, the good old times of gettin' down.
(A)	You've got to become one with the music.
(B)	Dance, dance. This is the life you need to lead.
2/25	I want it to take me over, I swear I do.	You're so right but I'm struggling. Seriously.
3/25	A good beat thrusting itself in my ears was all it took.	This is worse than the disco night we tried to have at the club a couple of weeks ago.
4/25	The thick sounds of bass inside me - I must feel it again!	Turned into a real panic. But that's neither here nor there right now!
5/25	Gah! The place needs to be bumpin' and jumpin' real soon!
6/25	What do I do?!
7/25	I'M FREAKING OUT.
(A)	Just lose yourself in the moment.
(B)	Party rock is in the house tonight? Just have a good time?
8/25	It sounds so simple.	Wish that's all it would take.
9/25	But why can't I put it into practice?	But I can't call myself a party rocker right now.
Pause	1 day pause
10/25	Maybe jamnesia is the end for me.
11/25	I'll always remember the good times.
(A)	Hey now! Happiness is just around the corner!
(B)	You're not gonna take this! No, you ain't gonna take this!
12/25	Around the corner?	Yeah! Jamnesia will not break me!
13/25	Well, around the corner is the dance floor.	Life is a dancefloor. That's what I always say.
14/25	Oh!	Wait, that's it!
15/25	No wonder my rhythm has been off.
16/25	Dancing on a DANCE floor. IT'S SO OBVIOUS.
(A)	Feel the music. Touch the music.
(B)	When you think about the beat, you need to touch yourself.
17/25	Dancing feels much better with a partner.	It's the only way to dance.
18/25	Maybe you'd be better suited to helping me that way?	Get down on my knees and really feel myself.
19/25	Sliding against my body, feeling the beat with me.	And a little grinding never hurt no one.
20/25	I want to pretend you're dancing with me.
21/25	It'll help me perform better.
22/25	Make sure you're right here with me. Uhhh, spiritually, I guess?
23/25	No one puts my partner in the corner.
(A)	Dancing is like sex. Fun with more people.
(B)	I want to make you feel like you're dancing for the very first time.
24/25	You saying we invite Myx next time? Haha.	You make me feel all shiny and new.
25/25	[NSFW Photo]
1/20	I feel the music swelling up inside me.
2/20	Could this be it?
3/20	My feet are moving in ways I haven't seen in days.
4/20	These hips... they no longer lie!
5/20	It's time to do a little dance.
6/20	Make a little love. And get down tonight!
(A)	You move with the beauty and grace of a stripper. In a good way.
(B)	You can get down on me any night.
7/20	Why thank you ;)	Is that an offer?
8/20	It's the thrusting isn't it? Hahahaha.	You can shake me all night long.
9/20	Ahh, dancing always makes me feel all hot and heavy afterwards.
10/20	Gonna cool off in the back room until the place opens.
Pause	2 day pause
11/20	Mind joining me?
12/20	Metaphorically or whatever? Haha.
(A)	It's getting hot in here... if you know what I mean.
(B)	That's not a song lyric, right? You mean, like... "Join" join?
13/20	Me? Enjoying taking off my clothes? Whatever gives you that idea? XD	Hahaha! My bad. Yes, I mean the other kind of "get together".
14/20	It is getting hot and I must always follow what song lyrics tell me.	The one I usually don't go for in a crowd.
15/20	You've really gotten me amped up over here. I've got a set to do and everything.
16/20	But I'm just soooooo...
17/20	Horny. ;)
18/20	I think it goes without saying. But I gotta let you know.
19/20	You make my mic stand.
20/20	[NSFW Photo]
(A)	That's not a mic, that's a penis.
(B)	Just so you know, I ride really well.
1/∞	A-ha, but it is standing.	What do you know?
2/∞	Because of you. ;)	I'm a humble bachelor looking for a partner who can do just that.
3/∞	You should come join me at the club someday.
4/∞	We can get down and dirty on the dance floor.
5/∞	Then bring it on back to the backstage area.
6/∞	Make sweet, sweet music together.
7/∞	You feel me?
(A)	Getting the idea you really want me to feel you.
(B)	I don't know any lyrics for, "This was fun, let's see where it goes".
8/∞	Wasn't always this forward haha.	Hahaha! Yeah I guess there aren't many songs about that kind of stuff :P
9/∞	But I'm coming out of my cage recently.	FYI just kidding. All songs are about that stuff.
10/∞	Feelin' just fine with it. :)	Even the ones that aren't.
11/∞	Dang, I'm starting to hear the club come to life.
12/∞	This is where I exit stage left.
13/∞	But I'm looking forward to our next conversation.
14/∞	So call me, maybe?
15/∞	Peace out. xoxoxoxo

Vote-a-Fling Placements

Nico's placements in each season of Vote-a-Fling.

Season	Vote Count	Placement	Season's Winner
Season 1	300	15th out of 20	Poe
Season 2	365	15th out of 19	Cashew
Season 3	284	15th out of 18	Seth
Season 4	492	13th out of 17	Logan
Season 5	478	11th out of 16	Reece
Season 6	443	11th out of 15	Ace
Season 7	TBA	TBA	TBA

Trivia

• Nico initially first shown up when you pre-registered Blush Blush Uncut (Nutaku only).

Gallery

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  One sweet party boiiii! coming at ya!
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  I feel the music swelling up inside me.
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  You make my mic stand.