Pamulzebub

Pamulzebub is an exclusive girl that can be obtained from the Spooky Halloween Event. She is the seventy-eighth (78th) girl added to the game.

Personality

Pamulzebub is a variation of Pamu. Like the other monster girls, she is not capable of human speech. Thus, her "dialogue" is simply the MC's thoughts, and is always in parenthesis. For some reason, it is filled with terrible puns and bad jokes, which seems to be the case with all Monster girls.

Dialogue List

First Meeting

After receiving a frantic phone call from Doctor Wood about a devilishly annoying new Monster Girl, you rush straight over to his lab.
You find the good doctor cowering in the face of a demon - the kind that sits on people's shoulders in cartoons, but Monster Girl sized!
Pleashe tell me you can shee her too! he wails. "She keeps poking me wish her pishfork! Ishn't there shupposhed to be an angel one, too?"
Cosmic balance of good and evil -- CRUSHED!
You agree to take the demon off of Doctor Woods's hands. Here's hoping she doesn't try sitting on your shoulder!

Adversary

(She smiles wickedly, twirling a finger around her left horn. You wonder what sins she has in store for you...)

Sorry

(According to the cursed tome she gifted you, there are actually nine deadly sins. Mortals just cut Despair and Vainglory because they don't "get" immorality's nuances the way demons do.)
(She must be a demon, because she is hot as hell.)
(You spill the salt and, out of habit, toss some over your shoulder. She refuses to come near you for days.)
(Your new demonic roommate took it upon herself to redecorate. You wouldn't mind so much if she hadn't swapped your California King for a bed of nails...)
(You startle awake in the middle of the night to find her straddling your chest. Normally you'd be into that, but not when you can't seem to move!)

Gift

(She scowls and burns your pitiful offering to ash. So much for keeping the gift receipt.)

Poke

(She jabs you with a pitchfork, hard. Looks like this one pokes back.)

Upgrade to Nuisance

(You'd expect a demon of her caliber to fight fang and claw against exorcism, but Pamulzebub relinquished her hold on Doctor Wood without so much as a freaky 360 degree head turn.)
(It's almost as if she wanted to go with you. But why? One thing's for certain: whatever nefarious plans she has in store for you... are probably gonna hurt. Gulp.)

You invited Pamulzebub into your life! You've really done it now...

Nuisance

(You consider asking her what happened to the "angel one", but maybe some questions are better left unanswered...)

Sorry

(Her horns, her fangs, her nails... Why does everything about her have to be so POINTY?)
(Whenever she's in your car, it's like every other driver on the road turns into a completely incompetent clown who should have their license revoked! Hey! Did that guy just cut you off?!)
(Sometimes when you look at your reflection in the dark, it's her staring back at you in the mirror. Not cool!)
(You have no idea where she found "Rotten Egg" scented candles in the first place, but she insists on having them burning. Maybe the sulfur smell reminds her of home...)
(You bring her to a petting zoo. For a demonic entity, she sure is a softy. She especially loves the goats!)

Gift

(She scowls and burns your pitiful offering to ash. So much for keeping the gift receipt.)

Poke

(She jabs you with a pitchfork, hard. Looks like this one pokes back.)

Upgrade to Frenemy

(The good and just thing to do would be to fight the darkness inside her. Perhaps even strive to bring her over to the light side somehow...)
(But deep down, you know it's hopeless. She's a demon, and you are but a mere mortal marshmallow. You'd have as much luck getting the moon not to rise or the tide not to turn!)

Pamulzebub is your Frenemy!

Frenemy

(Can't you just let her lead you into temptation this ONE time?)

Sorry

(Her horns, her fangs, her nails... Why does everything about her have to be so POINTY?)
(Whenever she's in your car, it's like every other driver on the road turns into a completely incompetent clown who should have their license revoked! Hey! Did that guy just cut you off?!)
(Sometimes when you look at your reflection in the dark, it's her staring back at you in the mirror. Not cool!)
(You have no idea where she found "Rotten Egg" scented candles in the first place, but she insists on having them burning. Maybe the sulfur smell reminds her of home...)
(You bring her to a petting zoo. For a demonic entity, she sure is a softy. She especially loves the goats!)

Gift

(She smirks with satisfaction... then tosses your gift into a pile with the rest of her hoard of meaningless worldly riches.)

Poke

(She jabs you with a pitchfork, hard. Looks like this one pokes back.)

Upgrade to Acquaintance

(She keeps on tempting you to do all sorts of bad things. Every time she does, you find yourself getting a little bit lazier in your efforts to stay on the straight and narrow.)
(It's not your fault that resisting temptation is sooooo haaaaaard! And she makes sinning not only easy, but fun!)

You've reached Acquaintance level with Pamulzebub!

Acquaintance

(Every time you try to leave, a ball and chain mysteriously appears around your ankle! Guess you're staying here, on the couch with her...)

Sorry

(Her horns, her fangs, her nails... Why does everything about her have to be so POINTY?)
(Whenever she's in your car, it's like every other driver on the road turns into a completely incompetent clown who should have their license revoked! Hey! Did that guy just cut you off?!)
(Sometimes when you look at your reflection in the dark, it's her staring back at you in the mirror. Not cool!)
(You have no idea where she found "Rotten Egg" scented candles in the first place, but she insists on having them burning. Maybe the sulfur smell reminds her of home...)
(You bring her to a petting zoo. For a demonic entity, she sure is a softy. She especially loves the goats!)

Gift

(She smirks with satisfaction... then tosses your gift into a pile with the rest of her hoard of meaningless worldly riches.)

Poke

(She jabs you with a pitchfork, hard. Looks like this one pokes back.)

Upgrade to Friendzoned

(You're starting to dig this whole 24/7 dedicated demon setup you've got going on, actually. Ever since she got here, you've been able to go weeks without sleep, AND you can climb onto the ceiling!)
(That's gotta count for some serious bragging rights. Too bad exercising those rights would probably get you...well, exorcised.)

You're in Pamulzebub's Friendzone!

Friendzoned

(Not to humblebrag or anything, but when other people say they "have demons" they don't mean it literally like you do.)

Talk

(She refuses to believe the bubble bath you ran for her isn't filled with holy water. Or maybe she prefers showers?)
(You can't quite remember it, but you're sure you used to go on so many dates, and enjoy so many hobbies, and click on so many things. Now there is only Pamulzebub.)
(The demonic temptress seduces you into bed. Not to canoodle, but because she wants you to submit to the ancient dark urge to nap so hard you don't even know what day it is when you wake up.)
(Note for future reference: do not say "bless you" when she sneezes—she will burst into flames. Now you've drenched her in fire extinguisher foam and she is NOT happy about it.)
(She plays some of your old records backwards. Apparently you're supposed to disobey your parents and play tabletop RPGs? Guess the message is as old as the LP it was hidden on...)
(You take your eyes off the coffee app screen for one measly second and she adds six extra shots of espresso to your drink order behind your back. Not to mention eight extra pumps of sugary syrup.)

Gift

(She eventually finds a spot for your gift on her overflowing altar: among the black flame candles, in front of the goblets filled with dubious liquids, but still behind her collection of gold idols.)

Poke

(She lets out a giggle. Then, hearing herself and realizing what she's done, she turns her back on you and strides away super casual like an embarrassed cat.)

Upgrade to Awkward Besties

(Time to face the facts: you've gotten to the point where you actually want—no, need her by your side.)
(More than just needing her, though... you need her more and more with each passing day. And you're pretty sure you'll do anything it takes to make her want to stick around.)

Pamulzebub and you are Awkward Besties!

Awkward Besties

(It seems like no matter how much time you spend together, it's never enough for her. Which is okay, it's never enough for you either!)

Talk

(You look up "Vainglory" in the dictionary. Apparently it's the sin of "excessive, unearned bragging." Ha! As if she needs to tempt you - you're already on social media! Hashtag blessed!)
(You've made it this far without entering any binding contracts with her, so you're calling that a win—even if all hell has broken loose in your life otherwise.)
(Every time you serve yourself a helping of dessert, she helpfully adds three more. You're going to get a tummy ache!)
(Is she really so bad? She may have led you to stray from the path of righteousness, but now you're on the path that rocks!)
(A couple of good looking demon hunters showed up to give her trouble, but you told those wayward sons to carry on.)
(Some people play a game where they point out red cars, or cars with one headlight. Pamulzebub points out every car that's nicer than yours.)
(She makes you an online wishlist. It's about eight hundred items long and includes everything from a diamond-encrusted sportscar to a swimming pool full of champagne - champagne sold separately.)
(You refuse to go along with her latest temptation, and in order to convince you she... does a handstand? Some might ask what that has to do with anything, but you realize no, she has a point.)

Gift

(She eventually finds a spot for your gift on her overflowing altar: among the black flame candles, in front of the goblets filled with dubious liquids, but still behind her collection of gold idols.)

Poke

(She lets out a giggle. Then, hearing herself and realizing what she's done, she turns her back on you and strides away super casual like an embarrassed cat.)

Upgrade to Crush

(Things are getting... intense to say the least. Should you have looked into some kind of humane, environmentally friendly exorcist services or whatever by now?)
(Maybe, but what if she went off and possessed someone? You can't stand the thought of her whispering blasphemies in some other schmuck's ear!)

Pamulzebub has a Crush on you!

Crush

(She may be the demon, here, but you wanna possess her. In a respectful, mutually pleasurable way, of course.)

Talk

(You look up "Vainglory" in the dictionary. Apparently it's the sin of "excessive, unearned bragging." Ha! As if she needs to tempt you - you're already on social media! Hashtag blessed!)
(You've made it this far without entering any binding contracts with her, so you're calling that a win—even if all hell has broken loose in your life otherwise.)
(Every time you serve yourself a helping of dessert, she helpfully adds three more. You're going to get a tummy ache!)
(Is she really so bad? She may have led you to stray from the path of righteousness, but now you're on the path that rocks!)
(A couple of good looking demon hunters showed up to give her trouble, but you told those wayward sons to carry on.)
(Some people play a game where they point out red cars, or cars with one headlight. Pamulzebub points out every car that's nicer than yours.)
(She makes you an online wishlist. It's about eight hundred items long and includes everything from a diamond-encrusted sportscar to a swimming pool full of champagne - champagne sold separately.)
(You refuse to go along with her latest temptation, and in order to convince you she... does a handstand? Some might ask what that has to do with anything, but you realize no, she has a point.)

Gift

(She speaks in tongues over your gift and carves an occult symbol in it with her nail. You're pretty sure it's cursed now, so that must mean she loves it.)

Poke

(She hooks one of her goat legs around yours and uses it to yank you close. Apparently she wants more.)

Upgrade to Sweetheart

(Lately she's been looking as delectable as a triple fudge sundae with sprinkles and whipped cream.)
(The proverbial cherry on top? When she licks her lips - then you know she's thinking the same thing about you.)

Pamulzebub is your Sweetheart. Not that there's anything "sweet" about her...

Sweetheart

(She looks at you like she wants to gobble you all up. You're not sure whether to feel intimidated, or intrigued.)

Talk

(No matter how many times you change your passcode, she keeps hacking your phone and downloading dozens of shady gambling apps.)
(She hands you a fiddle made of solid gold. You're not sure whether she wants you to play it, or if she's dropping a hint that she wants you to take her on a trip down to Georgia...)
(At first you think she's planned a romantic, candle-lit evening for the two of you. But then you see the configuration of the candles.)
(She keeps turning your water into wine. Is she... allowed to do that? It's not copyrighted or something?)
(She writes "For a good time call" and your number on a bathroom wall. Or at least, she tries to... But she can't stop herself from replacing all the digits with sixes.)
(Is she any relation to that dapper demon in the tophat? Because you want to give that booty a BabaLOOK.)
(You've decided. If she ever happens to tell you she's the Gatekeeper, you are SO gonna lie and say you're the Keymaster.)
("Drag Me to Hell"? Listen if that's where that hottie Pamulzebub wants to go with you, then no dragging necessary.)
(She flashes you a tantalizing glimpse of her ankle. It seems her immortal self hasn't realized seduction techniques have changed with the centuries. On the other hand... you're totally into it.)
(She wraps a cat o' nine tails around you and slowly, menacingly tightens it. It's a little bit sharp and hurt-y, but in a kinda good way? Is this how demons hug?)

Gift

(She speaks in tongues over your gift and carves an occult symbol in it with her nail. You're pretty sure it's cursed now, so that must mean she loves it.)

Poke

(She hooks one of her goat legs around yours and uses it to yank you close. Apparently she wants more.)

Upgrade to Girlfriend

(When she looks at you... When she touches you... Heck, just having her around makes you feel like the most important person in the world.)
(Which makes sense, when you think about it. Out of all the sinners and saints in the world she could corrupt, she picked you! How could you not let that go to your head?)

Pamulzebub is your Girlfriend!

Girlfriend

(When the two of you hold hands, it kinda feels like you're showing off. But why shouldn't you show off? You made an entire demon your girlfriend. Faust could never!)

Talk

(No matter how many times you change your passcode, she keeps hacking your phone and downloading dozens of shady gambling apps.)
(She hands you a fiddle made of solid gold. You're not sure whether she wants you to play it, or if she's dropping a hint that she wants you to take her on a trip down to Georgia...)
(At first you think she's planned a romantic, candle-lit evening for the two of you. But then you see the configuration of the candles.)
(She keeps turning your water into wine. Is she... allowed to do that? It's not copyrighted or something?)
(She writes "For a good time call" and your number on a bathroom wall. Or at least, she tries to... But she can't stop herself from replacing all the digits with sixes.)
(Is she any relation to that dapper demon in the tophat? Because you want to give that booty a BabaLOOK.)
(You've decided. If she ever happens to tell you she's the Gatekeeper, you are SO gonna lie and say you're the Keymaster.)
("Drag Me to Hell"? Listen if that's where that hottie Pamulzebub wants to go with you, then no dragging necessary.)
(She flashes you a tantalizing glimpse of her ankle. It seems her immortal self hasn't realized seduction techniques have changed with the centuries. On the other hand... you're totally into it.)
(She wraps a cat o' nine tails around you and slowly, menacingly tightens it. It's a little bit sharp and hurt-y, but in a kinda good way? Is this how demons hug?)

Gift

(She wraps her forked tongue around your gift, giving it a dark baptism and claiming it for her own. Can she do that to you next?)

Poke

(She hooks one of her goat legs around yours and uses it to yank you close. Apparently she wants more.)

Upgrade to Lover

(You're no longer sure where your lust for each other stops, and your love for one another begins. You're not sure that even matters, really.)
(All you know is, your body and soul both burn for her. If this is hellfire, then you volunteer to be damned for the rest of eternity.)

Pamulzebub Loves you! In her own way...

Lover

(She wants your full attention, and she knows how to get it. You are sweatin' like a sinner in church on Sunday!)

Seduce

(No matter how many times you change your passcode, she keeps hacking your phone and downloading dozens of shady gambling apps.)
(She hands you a fiddle made of solid gold. You're not sure whether she wants you to play it, or if she's dropping a hint that she wants you to take her on a trip down to Georgia...)
(At first you think she's planned a romantic, candle-lit evening for the two of you. But then you see the configuration of the candles.)
(She keeps turning your water into wine. Is she... allowed to do that? It's not copyrighted or something?)
(She writes "For a good time call" and your number on a bathroom wall. Or at least, she tries to... But she can't stop herself from replacing all the digits with sixes.)
(Is she any relation to that dapper demon in the tophat? Because you want to give that booty a BabaLOOK.)
(You've decided. If she ever happens to tell you she's the Gatekeeper, you are SO gonna lie and say you're the Keymaster.)
("Drag Me to Hell"? Listen if that's where that hottie Pamulzebub wants to go with you, then no dragging necessary.)
(She flashes you a tantalizing glimpse of her ankle. It seems her immortal self hasn't realized seduction techniques have changed with the centuries. On the other hand... you're totally into it.)
(She wraps a cat o' nine tails around you and slowly, menacingly tightens it. It's a little bit sharp and hurt-y, but in a kinda good way? Is this how demons hug?)
(You come home to find she's cooked you dinner. Homemade pea soup, how sweet!)
(Phew! Is it hot in here, or is that just her?)
(In horror movies, demons are always dragging people OUT of their beds, but Pamulzebub is always dragging you INTO yours. Not that you're complaining!)
(She takes the cherry out of her drink and ties the stem using only her talented tongue. What's even more impressive is the fact that she tied it into a gordian knot!)
(She may not be perched on your shoulder, but that doesn't mean she isn't still on top of you from time to time.)
(Is that her pitchfork, or is she just happy to see you?)
(Now that she's corrupted by love, she can't bear the thought of casting you into the pit. So she's been scratching that itch by throwing pretty much everything else down there instead.)
(She still tempts you, all right, but lately her proposed sins are way more fun than lying or cheating could ever be.)
(Sometimes you wake up in the middle of the night to find she's levitated off the bed and taken the blankets with her. Sure, you get cold, but she's so cute!)
(She's not a succubus, herself, but a few of her coworkers are and she's definitely picked up a few h-o-t tips.)
(Where IS the angel one, though? You have a few fun ideas for the three of you together, and you can tell Pamulzebub would be game.)
(She may be a demon, but an eternity of loving her sounds like heaven to you.)
(She nibbles on you with her cute little fangs. What sin do you have to commit to get into the circle of hell where this is your eternal torture? Whatever it is, you'll do it!)
(You decide to surprise her by doing a sin all on your own without her having to nag you. That's right, you took a penny... without leaving a penny!)
(She sets up a night vision camera in your bedroom. You'll have to wait until later to find out what for...)

Gift

(She speaks in tongues over your gift and carves an occult symbol in it with her nail. You're pretty sure it's cursed now, so that must mean she loves it.)

Poke

(She reaches down into her cleavage, producing a feather to tickle you back with. It's downy and pearlescent and glints with flecks of gold. Uhhh... where did she get that?)

Sex Scene

(Finally, she hits you with the temptation you've been waiting for all along. She presents herself with a lewdness only a demon could think up. You grind against each other animalistically until you both get what you want.)
(Some of the things you do to one another... You're not sure they even have NAMES for that kind of sinning! And once you're spent, you realize she's not through with you yet. She jumps on top of you for another round...)

Date Dialogue

[Moonlight Stroll] (Demons may do their most devious deeds under cover of eternal darkness, but she sure did look beautiful in the moonlight.)
[Beach] (The heat never bothered her, anyway.)
[Sightseeing] (Well, it was no Dante's Inferno daytour of the nine circles of hell, but at least the leaves kind of made it look like all the trees were on fire!)
[Movie Theater] (You took her to a horror movie full of over the top gore and jumpscares. She spent the whole runtime laughing like it was a side-splitting comedy.)

Requirements Table

Relationship Level	Requirements				Completion Reward
Relationship Level	Affection	Requirement 2	Requirement 3	Requirement 4	Completion Reward
Adversary	750,000	500 Donut	600 Fruit Basket	Lvl 10 Lucky	1 Diamond 0.24×
Nuisance	15,000,000	400 Book	350 Drink	Host (Lvl 7 - Restaurant)	1 Diamond 0.36×
Frenemy	300,000,000	140 Tea Set	200 Cake	Lvl 42 Angst	1 Diamond 0.48 Reset Boost 0.48×
Acquaintance	6 × 10⁹ (6 Billion)	180 Necklace	Lvl 50 Badass	Lvl 45 Lucky	1 Diamond 0.60×
Friendzoned	120 × 10⁹ (120 Billion)	520 New Car	Shift Manager (Lvl 9 - Restaurant)	10 Moonlight Stroll	1 Diamond 0.72×
Awkward Besties	2.4 × 10¹² (2.4 Trillion)	2 Magic Candles	1,000,000 Chocolates	20 Beach	1 Diamond 0.84×
Crush	48 × 10¹² (48 Trillion)	4 Enchanted Scarf	God Of Gamblers (Level 10 Casino)	30 Sightseeing	1 Diamond 0.96×
Sweetheart	960 × 10¹² (960 Trillion)	3 Bewitched Jam	Lvl 69 Lucky	40 Movie Theater	1 Diamond 1.08×
Girlfriend	19.2 × 10¹⁵ (19.2 Quadrillion)	14 Mystic Slippers	Everything Slayer (Level 10 Slayer)	All Hobbies Lvl 69	3 Diamond 1.20×
Lover	You did it!

Adversary	Req.s	750,000 Affection
		500 Donut
		600 Fruit Basket
		Lvl 10 Lucky
	Reward	1 Diamond 0.24×
Nuisance	Req.s	15,000,000 Affection
		400 Book
		350 Drink
		Host (Lvl 7 - Restaurant)
	Reward	1 Diamond 0.36×
Frenemy	Req.s	300,000,000 Affection
		140 Tea Set
		200 Cake
		Lvl 42 Angst
	Reward	1 Diamond 0.48 Reset Boost 0.48×
Acquaintance	Req.s	6 × 10⁹ (6 Billion) Affection
		180 Necklace
		Lvl 50 Badass
		Lvl 45 Lucky
	Reward	1 Diamond 0.60×
Friendzoned	Req.s	120 × 10⁹ (120 Billion) Affection
		520 New Car
		Shift Manager (Lvl 9 - Restaurant)
		10 Moonlight Stroll
	Reward	1 Diamond 0.72×
Awkward Besties	Req.s	2.4 × 10¹² (2.4 Trillion) Affection
		2 Magic Candles
		1,000,000 Chocolates
		20 Beach
	Reward	1 Diamond 0.84×
Crush	Req.s	48 × 10¹² (48 Trillion) Affection
		4 Enchanted Scarf
		God Of Gamblers (Level 10 Casino)
		30 Sightseeing
	Reward	1 Diamond 0.96×
Sweetheart	Req.s	960 × 10¹² (960 Trillion) Affection
		3 Bewitched Jam
		Lvl 69 Lucky
		40 Movie Theater
	Reward	1 Diamond 1.08×
Girlfriend	Req.s	19.2 × 10¹⁵ (19.2 Quadrillion) Affection
		14 Mystic Slippers
		Everything Slayer (Level 10 Slayer)
		All Hobbies Lvl 69
	Reward	3 Diamond 1.20×
Lover	You did it!

Trivia

In her PES, her line "Me? Go to a party? I haven't attended one of those since the big man downstairs threw his Hell-On-Earth bash back in 2006! I highly doubt you can top that rager..." references the South Park episode Hell on Earth 2006.
- Coincidentally, the show is notorious for stereotyping and mocking Canadians, as noted by Pamulzebub's distasteful tone when mentioning the event.
One of her dialogue lines - "(You've decided. If she ever happens to tell you she's the Gatekeeper, you are SO gonna lie and say you're the Keymaster.)" - is a Ghostbusters reference, where the demon Zuul keeps asking for the Keymaster (Youtube).
Her dialogue line - "(She hands you a fiddle made of solid gold. You're not sure whether she wants you to play it, or if she's dropping a hint that she wants you to take her on a trip down to Georgia...)" - is a reference to the song The Devil Went Down to Georgia.

Gallery

Encounter
Friendzoned
Sweetheart
Lover
Moonlight Stroll Date
Beach Date
Sightseeing Date
Movie Theater Date

Encounter
Mad
Harassed
Neutral
Happy
Tickled
Likes You
Likes You LOTS

Mobile

Encounter
Mad
Harassed
Neutral
Happy
Tickled
Likes You
Likes You LOTS

Moonlight Stroll
Beach
Sightseeing
Movie Theater

Spooky Event - Dates

Moonlight Stroll
Beach
Sightseeing
Movie Theater

Personality

Dialogue List

First Meeting

Adversary

Sorry

Gift

Poke

Upgrade to Nuisance

Nuisance

Sorry

Gift

Poke

Upgrade to Frenemy

Frenemy

Sorry

Gift

Poke

Upgrade to Acquaintance

Acquaintance

Sorry

Gift

Poke

Upgrade to Friendzoned

Friendzoned

Talk

Gift

Poke

Upgrade to Awkward Besties

Awkward Besties

Talk

Gift

Poke

Upgrade to Crush

Crush

Talk

Gift

Poke

Upgrade to Sweetheart

Sweetheart

Talk

Gift

Poke

Upgrade to Girlfriend

Girlfriend

Talk

Gift

Poke

Upgrade to Lover

Lover

Seduce

Gift

Poke

Sex Scene

Date Dialogue

Requirements Table

Trivia

Gallery

Memory Album

Mobile

Date Sprites

Spooky Event - Dates