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Spooky Event

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The Spooky Event is a Halloween-themed Parallel Event in Crush Crush, first taking place from October 28 to October 31, 2022, exclusively on Steam, spanning a total of three days. The event would later have a special run for Nutaku players, running from January 17 to January 20 of 2023. Apart from those two runs, the event has since been a recurring event. The first rerun was June 22 to June 26, 2023, for all platforms, extending the runtime to 4 days total and being the first time it was available to mobile players. Following that, new characters were introduced as rewards - Nightingale in Oct 2023 and Myro in 2024.

As this event takes place within a Parallel Universe, things such as Time Blocks, Speed Boosts, Hobbies and other things are reset, meaning you start from scratch and work your way from the ground up. The event's storyline centers around the upcoming spooky party, being planned and hosted by this universe's version of Charlotte. As you progress further along, you unlock more characters to invite to the party, and once you reach the end of the event, the party will finally begin.

This Event features "Goals", which can be completed in order to earn various items and boosts that are helpful in progressing further in the event, such as Speed Boosts, Time Skips, Time Blocks, Money, and Cookies. Additionally, some goals offer rewards for the Main Game, such as an Event Achievement and an array of outfits. If you complete every Goal before the event ends, you will be able to unlock the grand prize: a fully date-able Monster Girl for the Main Game.

Availability

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Reward Character Event Platform Dates
Cassia
Cassia
Spooky Event 2022 Steam 28 Oct - 31 Oct 2022
Cassia
Cassia
Spooky Event 2023 Nutaku 17 Jan - 20 Jan 2023
Cassia
Cassia
Spooky Event - Cassia All 22 Jun - 26 Jun 2023
Nightingale
Nightingale
Spooky Event - Nightingale All 27 Oct - 31 Oct 2023
Nightingale
Nightingale
Spooky Event - Nightingale All 21 Mar - 25 Mar 2024
Cassia
Cassia
Spooky Event - Cassia All 15 Jul - 18 Jul 2024
Nightingale
Nightingale
Spooky Event - Nightingale All 23 Sept - 27 Sept 2024
Myro
Myro
Spooky Event - Myro All 25 Oct - 29 Oct 2024
Cassia
Cassia
Spooky Event - Cassia All 29 May - 2 Jun 2025
Myro
Myro
Spooky Event - Myro All 9 Oct - 13 Oct 2025
Pamulzebub
Pamulzebub
Spooky Event - Pamulzebub All 23 Oct - 27 Oct 2025
Nightingale
Nightingale
Spooky Event - Nightingale All 23 Apr - 27 Apr 2026

Cutscenes

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Opening Cutscene

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Upon entering the Event, you're greeted with an opening cutscene/dialogue which plays out as the following

  1. (You find yourself somewhere both familiar and not familiar. It's almost like you've stepped into...)
  2. (A PARALLEL UNIVERSE!)
  3. (You wander around for a while, looking for an explanation. Instead you find a girl sitting in a graveyard, writing in a composition book. Close enough.)
  4. Charlotte: "Oh. Hello. I don't recall seeing you before. Either you've only ever stood on my left, or you're new around here."
  5. Charlotte: "By the look of you, I assume you're going to try to sell me something? a vacuum cleaner, or set of encyclopedias?"
  6. Charlotte: "Well, as much as I love a good seedy sales tactic, I'm busy planning my annual spooky party. So if you'll excuse me..."

You then exit the Dialogue, and are greeted by Qpiddy explaining the event:

  1. Welcome to the Spooky Event! This limited-time event takes place in a parallel universe filled with monsters. Creepy!
  2. In this universe, all your strange jobs and chilling hobbies start at level 0. The same goes for any girls you meet, and they'll pay out Cookies as you get to know them!
  3. Make sure you spend your Cookies while you can! Since Cookies can't travel between universes, you won't be able to keep them once the Spooky Event ends.
  4. The good news is, Diamonds CAN travel between universes! That means you Diamonds are shared between the Spooky Event and your main game.
  5. By the way, you'll earn rewards based on the progress you make during the Spooky Event. You can claim your rewards in the "Goals" tab.
  6. At the end the event, any Outfits or Character rewards you've earned will travel back through the portal with you to your main game.
  7. Just remember, Speed Boosts, Time Blocks, and Cookies CAN'T travel back with you, so spend them before the timer runs out!
  8. Oh, and just so you know, you can return to the main game any time by going to the "Return" tab!
  9. That about covers it. Have fun, and enjoy the Spooky Event!

Ending Cutscene

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Upon receiving the final reward from Goals menu, cutscene plays:

If the event includes Cassia:

  1. The night of the Spooky Party arrives. Everything is horrible. The decor is disgusting, mountains of creepy food fill the tables, and the music hurts your ears.
  2. Charlotte: "The party is rotten, I couldn't have planned it better myself. Thank you for everything, my wicked little misfit."
  3. (You really pulled it off! You spend the night eating, drinking, and being merry—err, melancholy—with all the monstrous party-goers.)
  4. (You taste test everything with Jelle, sing karaoke with Bonchovy, and bob for apples with Spectrum. You dance the robot with Quillzone, win a three-legged race with Cassia, and judge the costume contest with Charlotte.)
  5. (But soon the night is no longer young, and you can feel the portal calling you home. You bid the monster realm farewell...)
  6. (The portal closes around you, and... What's that out of the corner of your eye? Was that a Monster Girl jumping in after you...!?)

If the event includes Nightingale:

  1. The night of the Spooky Party arrives. Everything is horrible. The decor is disgusting, mountains of creepy food fill the tables, and the music hurts your ears.
  2. Charlotte: "The party is rotten, I couldn't have planned it better myself. Thank you for everything, my wicked little misfit."
  3. (You really pulled it off! You spend the night eating, drinking, and being merry—err, melancholy—with all the monstrous party-goers.)
  4. (You taste test everything with Jelle, sing karaoke with Bonchovy, and bob for apples with Spectrum. You dance the robot with Quillzone, win a three-legged race with Nightingale, and judge the costume contest with Charlotte.)
  5. (But soon the night is no longer young, and you can feel the portal calling you home. You bid the monster realm farewell...)
  6. (As the portal closes around you, you see Nightingale waving goodbye. You can't help but wonder... will you ever see her again?)

If the event includes Myro:

  1. The night of the Spooky Party arrives. Everything is horrible. The decor is disgusting, mountains of creepy food fill the tables, and the music hurts your ears.
  2. Charlotte: "The party is rotten, I couldn't have planned it better myself. Thank you for everything, my wicked little misfit."
  3. (You really pulled it off! You spend the night eating, drinking, and being merry—err, melancholy—with all the monstrous party-goers.)
  4. (You taste test everything with Jelle, sing karaoke with Bonchovy, and bob for apples with Spectrum. You dance the robot with Quillzone, roll in a pile of chocolate coins with Myro, and judge the costume contest with Charlotte.)
  5. (But soon the night is no longer young, and you can feel the portal calling you home. You bid the monster realm farewell...)
  6. (The portal closes around you, and... What's that out of the corner of your eye? Was that a Monster Girl jumping in after you...!?)

If the event includes Pamulzebub:

  1. The night of the Spooky Party arrives. Everything is horrible. The decor is disgusting, mountains of creepy food fill the tables, and the music hurts your ears.
  2. Charlotte: "The party is rotten, I couldn't have planned it better myself. Thank you for everything, my wicked little misfit."
  3. (You really pulled it off! You spend the night eating, drinking, and being merry—err, melancholy—with all the monstrous party-goers.)
  4. (You taste test everything with Jelle, sing karaoke with Bonchovy, and bob for apples with Spectrum. You dance the robot with Quillzone, build a bonfire with Pamulzebub, and judge the costume contest with Charlotte.)
  5. (But soon the night is no longer young, and you can feel the portal calling you home. You bid the monster realm farewell...)
  6. (The portal closes around you, and... What's that out of the corner of your eye? Was that a Monster Girl jumping in after you...!?)

Girls

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Charlotte - A mysterious girl who has a tendency to look on the dark side of things, and is busy preparing for her annual spooky party.


Unlocked by entering the event.

Jelle - A delightful but shy amalgamation of ooze who Charlotte is eager to invite to the party, enlisting you to be the one to extend the invitation.


Unlocked by reaching Curiosity Lvl 3 Curiosity.

Bonchovy - A mermaid you encounter after she emerges from the surf on the beach, interrupting your break from creating the party playlist.


Unlocked by reaching Communication Lvl 12 Communication.

Spectrum - A centaur whom you first meet after she began galloping towards you while you were busy preparing the apples for bobbing.


Unlocked by reaching Gentle Lvl 18 Gentle.

Quillzone - A Pisha cat who angrily tells you that a mysterious oven you found and planned to put a pumpkin pie into is for pizza pies only!


Unlocked by reaching Outgoing Lvl 42 Outgoing.

Cassia - An ominous mummy who puts a halt to your planned nap in a leaf pile, immediately making your heart race at the first sight of her.


Unlocked by reaching Craftmanship Lvl 55 Craftmanship.

Nightingale - An harpy you encounter while searching for the perfect pumpkins to carve.


Unlocked by reaching Craftmanship Lvl 55 Craftmanship.

Myro - A dragon in the highest tower you can find, who's so cool but too busy for spooky parties.


Unlocked by reaching Craftmanship Lvl 55 Craftmanship.

Pamulzebub - A demonic entity whose arrival portal swallows your party seating charts, solving your dilemma of who to seat next to Jelle.


Unlocked by reaching Craftmanship Lvl 55 Craftmanship.

Event Currency

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A cookie.

In the Spooky Event, Diamonds are substituted with a different type of currency, that being Cookies. Cookies can be used to buy Speed Boosts, Time Skips, Time Blocks, go on Dates and buy Gifts. They are obtained by advancing through relationship levels with each girl, and completing certain Goals. In addition, you can also purchase varying amounts of Cookies by trading in Diamonds for them. Once the event is over, Cookies cannot be used elsewhere and are not kept intact for when the event comes back around.

Dialogue

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Charlotte

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Adversary

  • I've got pumpkins to carve, cobwebs to hang, a guillotine to sharpen, and just four days to get it all done
Sorry
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  • In case you were wondering, the theme of my party is "graveyard smash." It's probably not your thing.
  • You've ruined a delightfully miserable evening.
  • Can't you see I'm busy? I've got to get these balloons blown up so they have time to deflate before the party.
  • You seem like a good sort. How disappointing - I long for someone so much worse.
  • Your fingers fill me with mirth. How could you? It's like you don't know me at all.
  • Next time you want to give me something like this, smash it first maybe?
Upgrade to Nuisance
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  1. I was thinking of throwing a murder mystery party, but cleaning up the bodies is so much work. That's why I'm doing this "monster mash" thing instead
  2. ... I don't suppose you know any monster's who might want to come?

Nuisance

  • It's very kind of you to offer your help. I don't particularly like kindness, but you're oddly cute, so maybe it's all right.
Sorry
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  • Since you're here, I supposed you can help me arrange these streamers. I made them myself out of caution tape. Chilling, aren't they?
  • Do you like the stationary I chose for my party invitations? It's black, and it's scented. I think it gives it a little something extra, don't you think?
  • You seem like a good sort. How disappointing - I long for someone so much worse.
  • Lilith, my bunny, is working on invitations. Perhaps you could help her deliver them? Wrong addresses only, please.
  • An umbrella is a necessary fashion accessory. And not because of its affiliation with a certain multinational corporation that I deeply admire.
  • Oh! you frightened me. That's the spirit!
  • Next time you want to give me something like this, smash it first maybe?
Upgrading to Frenemy
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  1. I would invite you to my party, but you seem a bit... Sunshine-y. I'm worried you'd bring up the mood.
  2. Well, perhaps I'll extend an invite IF you can show me there's darkness in you. I shan't hold my breath.

Frenemy

  • Double, double, toil and trouble... Fire burn and stockpot bubble... Oh, you're still here? You might as well teste-test my soup, then.
Sorry
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  • The tarnished lining to all this is making a new enemy. I look forward to being miserable with you.
  • Lilith, my bunny, is working on invitations. Perhaps you could help her deliver them? Wrong addresses only, please.
  • Do you like the stationary I chose for my party invitations? It's black, and it's scented. I think it gives it a little something extra, don't you think?
  • Don't misunderstand me, I want to find love as much as the next person. But I don't want to be happy about it. That would be... weird.
  • I bought a new chair for the party. All the bells and whistles. Black leather, built in massager, and 10,000 volts. Want to come over and be the first to try it out?
  • An umbrella is a necessary fashion accessory. And not because of its affiliation with a certain multinational corporation that I deeply admire.
  • Is this eye patch dark and brooding enough? I'd hate to be mistaken for a pirate. Though I can appreciate a good shark and plank motif.
  • Oh! you frightened me. That's the spirit!
  • Next time you want to give me something like this, smash it first maybe?
Upgrading to Acquaintance
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  1. Look at you trying out all sorts of horrible new things. Grave digging? Ventriloquism? Are you trying to make my blood run cold?
  2. Maybe there is hope for you after all...

Acquaintance

  • I've decided to invite you to my party. I just haven't decided whether or not it will all be a horrible prank involving a "guest of honor" sash and a bucket of fake blood. Time will tell!
  • There's nothing more tragic than getting stabbed in the back by a friend. That's why I try to make as many as possible. Also - I brought you this knife. So you can cut this cake.
  • An umbrella is a necessary fashion accessory. And not because of its affiliation with a certain multinational corporation that I deeply admire.
  • Do you like the stationary I chose for my party invitations? It's black, and it's scented. I think it gives it a little something extra, don't you think?
  • I bought a new chair for the party. All the bells and whistles. Black leather, built in massager, and 10,000 volts. Want to come over and be the first to try it out?
  • Don't misunderstand me, I want to find love as much as the next person. But I don't want to be happy about it. That would be... weird.
  • I haven't decided whether you're intentionally depressing or accidentally cute. The contradiction is so... flirty.
  • Since you're here, I supposed you can help me arrange these streamers. I made them myself out of caution tape. Chilling, aren't they?
  • Oh! You frightened me. That's the spirit!
  • Next time you want to give me something like this, smash it first maybe?
Upgrading to Friendzoned
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  1. You're a curious sort. Tell me... Do you have any strange and unusual skeletons in your closet?
  2. If you do, I'd love to borrow them. I'm sure they'd make horrific party decorations.

Friendzoned

  • Quick! Rats or bats? What's your favorite? I'm trying to decide what to suspend in jello for the dessert table.
  • Would you like to see my guillotine? I just bought a new basket for it. With a cute red bow.
  • I'm making a seating chart, but instead of place cards, there will be a gravestone for each guest. Yours is going to say, "A tisket, a tasket, their head was in the basket." Isnt that quaint?
  • My favorite plant? A venus fly trap of course. Alluring, obvious, and unabashedly deadly. Hug?
  • Perhaps we'll barbecue. Would you mind picking me up some stakes? Just in case any vampires decide to show up.
  • Oh! You frightened me. That's the spirit!
  • I have to admit, this is so adorable. It's so unsettling!
Upgrading to Awkward Besties
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  1. You really are determined to make this the worst party ever.
  2. It's truly the sweetest thing anyone's ever done for me.

Awkward Besties

  • You've been absolutely terrible lately. Thank you.
Flirt
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  • I'm strongly considering giving you my heart. The only question is, do I wrap it in paper or plastic?
  • I'd love to meet the chef who invented pineapple pizza. What a deviant! By the way, we should order a dozen or so for the party.
  • It's my party and I'll cry if I want to. In fact, I hope to. Why would I ever want to have a nice time?
  • Perhaps we'll barbecue. Would you mind picking me up some stakes? Just in case any vampires decide to show up.
  • I'm making a seating chart, but instead of place cards, there will be a gravestone for each guest. Yours is going to say, "A tisket, a tasket, their head was in the basket." Isnt that quaint?
  • I just love how pale you are. How do you keep such a marshmallowy complexion?
  • Oh! You frightened me. That's the spirit!
  • This is great! But if you don't mind, I'm going to pretend it's nothing, so Lilith doesnt feel replaced.
Upgrade to Crush
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  1. My morose morsel of a marshmallow, I think I'm falling for you. Are you falling too?
  2. Oh wonderful. I do hope it's a long drop with a sudden stop.

Crush

  • You fill my heart with shadows and sadness. That's why I've made a special VIP invitation for you. It stands for Vile, Icky, and Perfect.
Flirt
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  • Oh dear. What if the weather doesn't cooperate? Would you pick me up a couple of fog machines just in case?
  • Spending time with you is terribly distracting. My party is right around the corner, and nothing is ready, which means the whole event is probably going to be a tragic failure. I can't wait!
  • You are the wax candle to my flame. I burn for you, you melt for me, and I love how you feel on my exposed skin
  • Do you like my party outfit? Sadness is so much better in frills, and the heels are murder on my feet. What are you planning to wear?
  • You may swoon over me and kiss my arm a hundred times, if you want. I like that.
  • Vampires have nothing on you. They may suck blood, but you suck the spirit right out of me.
  • Is this a trick, or a treat? I can hardly tell...
  • This is great! But if you don't mind, I'm going to pretend it's nothing, so Lilith doesnt feel replaced.
Upgrading to Sweetheart
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  1. I'm not normally into sports, but I'd be willing to try tonsil hockey. Interested in a game?
  2. Excellent. Winner takes ALL the tonsils.

Sweetheart

  • I've been working on my toast for the party. It's going to be burnt, obviously, but how many slices should I make? Decisions, decisions...
Flirt
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  • Are you ready for a night of trickiness and treachery? Of dancing and disgust? Me too!
  • I'm not sure why, but I think Wednesday is my favorite day of the week. Shoot, why didn't I schedule the party for a Wednesday? Do you think it's too late to reschedule?
  • My sweet marshmallow. You are the nightmare I hope to never wake from.
  • Hold me so tight I scream.
  • Vampires have nothing on you. They may suck blood, but you suck the spirit right out of me.
  • Do you like my party outfit? Sadness is so much better in frills, and the heels are murder on my feet. What are you planning to wear?
  • When I die someday, I would like to be buried beside you. You might have to clear your plans, if you happen to be still alive.
  • I had a dream last night that I was slowly being wrapped up in vines, and you just stood there doing nothing to help me. So romantic.
  • The sun is out, the birds are singing, and children are laughing. Perfect for two lovers to spend all day in the basement putting the final touches on their party plans.
  • I've never actually heard a raven say "nevermore", and I listen to them all the time!
  • You are the wax candle to my flame. I burn for you, you melt for me, and I love how you feel on my exposed skin
  • You add shadows to my life that I didn't know existed. You've truly earned your place by my side - as co-host of the spookiest party of the year!
  • People seem to be excited about the party. I've heard them saying that anticipation is killing them. I wish I could look forward to things like that.
  • Can we use the rack tonight, my darling spider? I feel like being stretched.
  • My darling, I only have eyes for you. Besides, everyone else seems to freak out when I give them away.
  • Oh dear. What if the weather doesn't cooperate? Would you pick me up a couple of fog machines just in case?
  • Is this a trick, or a treat? I can hardly tell...
  • Wow! You see the grim in the most unique places!
Upgrading to Girlfriend
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  1. This party is going to be absolute atrocious, and it's all because of you!
  2. Teehee. What did I do to deserve such delightful misery?

Girlfriend

  • I was starting to make myself feel bad, but then I remembered that was your job. Get to it!
Flirt
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  • My sweet marshmallow. You are the nightmare I hope to never wake from.
  • My darling, I only have eyes for you. Besides, everyone else seems to freak out when I give them away.
  • Cancel your plans - it's a super blood wolf moon tonight. One of us is going to howl.
  • People seem to be excited about the party. I've heard them saying that anticipation is killing them. I wish I could look forward to things like that.
  • I'm not sure why, but I think Wednesday is my favorite day of the week. Shoot, why didn't I schedule the party for a Wednesday? Do you think it's too late to reschedule?
  • The sun is out, the birds are singing, and children are laughing. Perfect for two lovers to spend all day in the basement putting the final touches on their party plans.
  • I had a dream last night that I was slowly being wrapped up in vines, and you just stood there doing nothing to help me. So romantic.
  • When I die someday, I would like to be buried beside you. You might have to clear your plans, if you happen to be still alive.
  • Oh dear. What if the weather doesn't cooperate? Would you pick me up a couple of fog machines just in case?
  • Can we use the rack tonight, my darling spider? I feel like being stretched.
  • You add shadows to my life that I didn't know existed. You've truly earned your place by my side - as co-host of the spookiest party of the year!
  • Are you ready for a night of trickiness and treachery? Of dancing and disgust? Me too!
  • I've never actually heard a raven say "nevermore", and I listen to them all the time!
  • Hold me so tight I scream.
  • Is this a trick, or a treat? I can hardly tell...
  • Wow! You see the grim in the most unique places!
Upgrading to Lover
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  1. By the way, there's going to be a private afterparty - just for me and you. It starts at three in the morning, and it never ends.
  2. I'm so looking forward to it. When I think of all ways a person can be miserable in this world, I can't imagine anything worse than being with you for all eternity.

Lover

  • There is nothing quite like the sensation of slowly being driving mad with love. You're the ultimate torture.
Seduce
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  • Can we use the rack tonight, my darling spider? I feel like being stretched.
  • The sun is out, the birds are singing, and children are laughing. Perfect for two lovers to spend all day in the basement putting the final touches on their party plans.
  • I haven't done anything today to deserve punishment. It's really frustrating.
  • Hold me so tight I scream.
  • If I could have just one more wish, it would be for no more wishes to come true. *sigh*
  • Cancel your plans - it's a super blood wolf moon tonight. One of us is going to howl.
  • You add shadows to my life that I didn't know existed. You've truly earned your place by my side - as co-host of the spookiest party of the year!
  • Are you ready for a night of trickiness and treachery? Of dancing and disgust? Me too!
  • I had a dream last night that I was slowly being wrapped up in vines, and you just stood there doing nothing to help me. So romantic.
  • I would like to offer you a bite of cheesecake, in exchange for your immortal soul. It's quite the bargain.
  • I wish scorpions were indigenous to my closet. The moths just aren't as delightful as they used to be.
  • I've never actually heard a raven say "nevermore", and I listen to them all the time!
  • As much as I like rain, I'd much rather it snow. It's like silent rain that can freeze you to death. How lovely.
  • People seem to be excited about the party. I've heard them saying that anticipation is killing them. I wish I could look forward to things like that.
  • My darling, I only have eyes for you. Besides, everyone else seems to freak out when I give them away.
  • Is this a trick, or a treat? I can hardly tell...
  • I do enjoy knowing you hurt your wallet for me.
Dates
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  • [Moonlight Stroll] What a lovely date. Though I was hoping, with the full Moon, that we might get mauled by a werewolf.
  • [Beach] I think Lilith has a crush on those massive tentacles. She loves being squeezed.
  • [Sightseeing] All those leaves sacrificed to the uncaring wind. Would you sacrifice me like that one day?
  • [Movie Theater] I can't believe you took me to a horror movie. That part where they were they lived happily ever after? So scary!

Jelle

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First Meeting

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  1. (You're helping Charlotte fold black napkins into bats when suddenly an unsetting pink blob oozes toward you.)
  2. Charlotte: "Look, there's Jelle! She's so gloopy and strange.
  3. Charlotte: "I'd love for her to be at my party, but every time i talk to her she tries to absorb Lilith..."
  4. Charlotte: "Perhaps you could extend the invitation for me? She's a little shy, so she might take some convincing"
  5. (Determined to be useful, you make your way over to the Monster Girl...)

Adversary

  • (You startle her, and she momentarily splits into a hundred smaller Jelles. It's a bit nightmare-fuel-y.)
Sorry
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  • (She absorbs one of your shoes, somewhat aggressively. It's difficult to tell if it's wrath or hunger that drives her to it.)
  • (You wonder if, in this universe, it's normal for Monster Girls to talk.)
  • (She coos shyly, wondering if you're really a party planner like you claim...)
  • (She sticks out her tongue at you, and it stretches at least several feet. Your imagination runs a little wild.)
  • You look squishy. Are you gelatin-based too?
  • (She eeps in surprise, and shoots you a nasty look. You learn that she tastes with her skin. Also, you should wash your hands.)
  • (She absorbs the gift, and it gives her a tummy ache. It doesn't go well from there.)
Upgrading to Nuisance
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  1. You seem surprised by what I said. Or maybe just the fact that I said it?
  2. You must come from some strange, alternate dimension where jelly people can't talk... but marshmallow people can...

Nuisance

  • It was nice to meet you, but I don't think i care to attend this party. There might be spoons or jello molds there...
Sorry
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  • (She frets about, back and forth, until she suddenly absorbs the pumpkin you just finished carving. Maybe she does want to join in the spooky fun?)
  • (She absorbs one of your shoes, somewhat aggressively. It's difficult to tell if it's wrath or hunger that drives her to it.)
  • You can call me "Pudding" if you want, but please don't call me late for dinner.
  • (She eats a box of baking soda, and explodes. But after a few hours and a sponge, she's back in one embarrassed piece.)
  • (You wonder if, in this universe, it's normal for Monster Girls to talk.)
  • (You catch her trying on a bunch of different hats. She tries them on by absorbing them into her boobs. You compliment the party hat specifically.)
  • (Her giggle makes her whole body jiggle. It is strangely hypnotic. Like a lava-lamp with breasts.)
  • (She absorbs the gift, and it gives her a tummy ache. It doesn't go well from there.)
Upgrading to Frenemy
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  1. (She still does not seem particularly interested in what you have to say about the party. Rounding out this guest list might be harder than you thought.)
  2. (She does, however, want you to knead her and tell her she's pretty. Might as well!)

Frenemy

  • (She slipped into a storm drain earlier, and saw a creepy clown down there. She looks like she could use a hug.)
Sorry
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  • (She frets about, back and forth, until she suddenly absorbs the pumpkin you just finished carving. Maybe she does want to join in the spooky fun?)
  • (She eats a box of baking soda, and explodes. But after a few hours and a sponge, she's back in one embarrassed piece.)
  • (You catch her trying on a bunch of different hats. She tries them on by absorbing them into her boobs. You compliment the party hat specifically.)
  • You can call me "Pudding" if you want, but please don't call me late for dinner.
  • (Her giggle makes her whole body jiggle. It is strangely hypnotic. Like a lava-lamp with breasts.)
  • (She absorbs the gift, and it gives her a tummy ache. It doesn't go well from there.)
Upgrading to Acquaintance
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  1. (She follows you around now, with growing curiosity and affection. She fills your socks with gel, and looks to you for approval.)
  2. (She coos happily when you praise her. And you socks have seen worse. Well done!)

Acquaintance

  • (She points insistently at a bird. She warns you to be careful, because birds aren't real. You almost start to argue, but how would you know? Maybe birds aren't real in this universe. You shiver.)
  • (She frets about, back and forth, until she suddenly absorbs the pumpkin you just finished carving. Maybe she does want to join in the spooky fun?)
  • (You catch her truing on a bunch of different hats. She tries them on by absorbing them into her boobs. You compliment the party hat specifically.)
  • You can call me "Pudding" if you want, but please don't call me late for dinner.
  • (She eats a box of baking soda, and explodes. But after a few hours and a sponge, she's back in one embarrassed piece.)
  • (Her giggle makes her whole body jiggle. It is strangely hypnotic. Like a lava-lamp with breasts.)
  • (She absorbs the gift, and it gives her a tummy ache. It doesn't go well from there.)
Upgrading to Friendzoned
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  1. (She surprises you by cleaning up all the rubbish off your floor and digesting it. Also many spiders.)
  2. (You manage to hide your abject horror, and she nuzzles you happily.)

Friendzoned

  • (You spot her gossiping with a lemon meringue pie. When she spots you back, she shushes the pie and smiles sweetly.)
  • (Everything in the graveyard has been lubricated. She seems very proud of her work. You tell her the new decor looks slick.)
  • (She reaches over and gels your hair into spikey points, like a proper horror movie protagonist.)
  • (You catch her nuzzling a rotten tomato, some moldy bread, and a rubber vampire bat.)
  • I'm sorry... I get sleepy when I'm hungry.... Or do I get hungry when I'm sleepy? I can't recall...
  • (She makes you toast. But calling it 'toast' may be a bit generous. She coos, wondering if you're going to finish it?)
  • (She washes the dishes for you. With her face. But who needs dishes?)
  • (Her giggle makes her whole body jiggle. It is strangely hypnotic. Like a lava-lamp with breasts.)
  • (She looks at it curiously, and then absorbs it. As she does that with most things, it's hard to tell if she likes it.)
Upgrading to Awkward Besties
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  1. You're very squishy. And yummy. I like squishy, yummy things.
  2. Maybe it's because I am one? At least, I think I am... Can you taste me and let me know?

Awkward Besties

  • (She snuck outside, ate your garden and a pine tree. Now she's ready to drop some fresh beets.)
Flirt
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  • (Everytime she hears a squeaky gate or door, she springs into action.)
  • (She likes to hide in tiny spaces to spook you. She's already attacked you from a toothpaste tube. Her spook-game is on point. You tell her she should pull some pranks at Charlotte's party.)
  • (She hands you a can of whipped cream. You're not 100% Sure what the gesture means, but its probably good.)
  • (She tries to give you a massage. But it feels more like you're being fumbled by an enormous jellyfish.)
  • (You accidently stick your hand through her forehead, and she shivers and claps with glee.)
  • (She watches you wistfully, copying your actions. Then she copies your face and it gets awkward.)
  • (When it gets hot, she makes the room smell like bubblegum and roses. Also she becomes a puddle.)
  • (She coos happily, with soft, thirsty look. You get the impression that she's strawberry flavored, and she wants you to know it.)
  • (Her giggle makes her whole body jiggle. It is strangely hypnotic. Like a lava-lamp with breasts.)
  • (Copying you, she tries to wear it. Much like you would try to wear a custard tart.)
Upgrading to Crush
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  • You keep making this party sound really fun. Let me thing... Let me think...
  • Okay, I've finished thinking! I'll be there!

Crush

  • (You practice telling your favorite ghost story. She falls asleep...)
Flirt
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  • (She tries to give you a massage. But it feels more like you're being fumbled by an enormous jellyfish.)
  • (She watches you wistfully, copying your actions. Then she copies your face and it gets awkward.)
  • (You accidently stick your hand through her forehead, and she shivers and claps with glee.)
  • (She coos happily, with soft, thirsty look. You get the impression that she's strawberry flavored, and she wants you to know it.)
  • (When it gets hot, she makes the room smell like bubblegum and roses. Also she becomes a puddle.)
  • (She hands you a can of whipped cream. You're not 100% Sure what the gesture means, but its probably good.)
  • (You tickle what you think is her belly. But Jelles are tricksy, and can shift their anatomy around. She blushes a LOT when you touch her.)
  • (Copying you, she tries to wear it. Much like you would try to wear a custard tart.)
Upgrading to Sweetheart
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  1. (She has mastered the art of pancake making, and shows you one in the shape of an anatomically-correct heart.)
  2. (She then eats the pancake whole, having also mastered that skill. You can see it drifting around inside her chest. Spooky!)

Sweetheart

  • (She's been practicing her dance moves. She wiggles, jiggles, and squirms elatedly. You make a note to install a dance floor before the party.)
Flirt
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  • (She was chased by some ghost busters today, and needs a hug.)
  • (You caress her "skin" and give her goosebumps. Literally goose-shaped bumps. She thinks she's hilarious.)
  • (She bounces happily to see you again. And gosh is she bouncy.)
  • (She coos, and cuddles up close. It is a warm and gooey occasion. Very much like snuggling a s'more.)
  • (You catch her taking on your shape, and flirting with the mirror.)
  • (She nudges you to the bathtub. She definitely has an idea she wants to share...)
  • (She accidently absorbs some colorful mushrooms, and does her own impression of a lava lamp for several hours.)
  • (She hums happily, secure in the knowledge that there's always room for Jelle, yo!)
  • (Even now, she doesn't think you're ready for this jelly.)
  • (She wants you to know ooze in charge around here. And then she giggles.)
  • (She wraps her whole body around your head in joy. She forgets frequently that you need oxygen.)
  • (She appears to have absorbed a life-sized plastic skeleton. It hangs suspended inside her, wiggling its arms as she wiggles hers. She says it is her costume for the party.)
  • (She makes something to bring to the party. It's pineapples and duct tape. You're not sure whether it's meant to be a dish or a decoration.)
  • (You tickle what you think is her belly. But Jelles are tricksy, and can shift their anatomy around. She blushes a LOT when you touch her.)
  • (She clutches it to her chest, and momentarily misplaces it. You get a slimy smooch for your efforts though.)
Upgrading to Girlfriend
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  1. (She flutters her eyelashes at you. She adores you with all her... heart? Goo? All of her.)
  2. (She keeps doing it until you finally flutter yours back. She squeals with delight.)

Girlfriend

  • (She aaahs happily, and glomps on you like a jelly-bean-bag.)
Flirt
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  • (You caress her "skin" and give her goosebumps. Literally goose-shaped bumps. She thinks she's hilarious.)
  • (She wants you to know ooze in charge around here. And then she giggles.)
  • (She wraps her whole body around your head in joy. She forgets frequently that you need oxygen.)
  • (Even now, she doesn't think you're ready for this jelly.)
  • (She accidently absorbs some colorful mushrooms, and does her own impression of a lava lamp for several hours.)
  • (She appears to have absorbed a life-sized plastic skeleton. It hangs suspended inside her, wiggling its arms as she wiggles hers. She says it is her costume for the party.)
  • (She makes something to bring to the party. It's pineapples and duct tape. You're not sure whether it's meant to be a dish or a decoration.)
  • (She hums happily, secure in the knowledge that there's always room for Jelle, yo!)
  • (She coos, and cuddles up close. It is a warm and gooey occasion. Very much like snuggling a s'more.)
  • (She was chased by some ghost busters today, and needs a hug.)
  • (You catch her taking on your shape, and flirting with the mirror.)
  • (She bounces happily to see you again. And gosh is she bouncy.)
  • (She nudges you to the bathtub. She definitely has an idea she wants to share...)
  • (You tickle what you think is her belly. But Jelles are tricksy, and can shift their anatomy around. She blushes a LOT when you touch her.)
  • (She clutches it to her chest, and momentarily misplaces it. You get a slimy smooch for your efforts though.)
Upgrading to Lover
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  1. (Her whole body blushes, and she looks eager for a kiss. She's definitely 100% into you.)
  2. (You've taught her to understand the power that's inside. And also what shouldn't be inside her. Like your car.)

Lover

  • (She likes to rush to your side and put your hand in her hip. Not on. In.)
Seduce
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  • (She bounces happily to see you again. And gosh is she bouncy.)
  • (She appears to have absorbed a life-sized plastic skeleton. It hangs suspended inside her, wiggling its arms as she wiggles hers. She says it is her costume for the party.)
  • (She coos, and cuddles up close. It is a warm and gooey occasion. Very much like snuggling a s'more.)
  • (She hums happily, secure in the knowledge that there's always room for Jelle, yo!)
  • (You caress her "skin" and give her goosebumps. Literally goose-shaped bumps. She thinks she's hilarious.)
  • (Even now, she doesn't think you're ready for this jelly.)
  • (You catch her taking on your shape, and flirting with the mirror.)
  • (She was chased by some ghost busters today, and needs a hug.)
  • (She makes something to bring to the party. It's pineapples and duct tape. You're not sure whether it's meant to be a dish or a decoration.)
  • (She wraps her whole body around your head in joy. She forgets frequently that you need oxygen.)
  • (She accidently absorbs some colorful mushrooms, and does her own impression of a lava lamp for several hours.)
  • (You tickle what you think is her belly. But Jelles are tricksy, and can shift their anatomy around. She blushes a LOT when you touch her.)
  • (She trills happily, and places your gift inside herself, next to her heart.)
Dates
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  • [Moonlight Stroll] (The cool night air gave her body more definition. She always seems very delighted to have nipples.)
  • [Beach] (She needs several hours to "spit out" all the sand, seashells, and tourists she accidently swallowed at the Beach.)
  • [Sightseeing] (The ice cream kind of wigged her out. But she still ate it. Thing about that.)
  • [Movie Theater] (She spent most of the move nibbling on your fingernails. Your cuticles look amazing!)

Bonchovy

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First Meeting

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  1. (You spent all night putting together a spooky playlist for Charlotte, with tracks like "Rusty Chainsaws", "Tortured Screams", and "People Talking Loudly On Their Cell Phones".)
  2. (You're sure she's going to love it, but your ears could sure use a break.)
  3. (You decide to go to the beach and watch the sun come up. As you stroll along the shore, you hear a strange splashing sound that seems to be following you...)
  4. (A beautiful mermaid emerges from the surf.)
  5. BonChovy: "My, my! Where did you come from? You look rather squishy and adorable. I'd just like to nibble you to pieces!"
  6. (She grins, showing off her sharp teeth. A chill runs down your spine, but you know what you have to do.)
  7. (You approach the Monster Girl, party invitation in hand.)

Adversary

  • (She pays no attention to you. She's too busy combing her hair with a rusty old fork.)
Sorry
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  • (She dunks you underwater, and holds you there juuuuust long enough for it to feel a little drown-y)
  • (She clicks her tongue at you, and scrunches her nose. "Stank face" appears to be a cross-species expression.)
  • (She laughs, and escapes in a cloud of ink. You're... not sure where the ink came from.)
  • (She hums the Jaws theme, and slowly advances on you. It's quite unnerving.)
  • (You catch her pointing at you and whispering to a carp. The carp looks amused.)
  • (She casts you into the cruel sea, where a thousand fathoms almost swallow you whole. Maybe be a little more careful.)
  • (She plunges your gift into the briny deep. Then she clicks some choice words your way. Yikes!)
Upgrading to Nuisance
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  • (She licks her teeth as you approach, which is more than a little off putting. Nonetheless, you reach out to hand her the invitation...)
  • (And she squirts water in your face. She laughs and flips back into the water. Not a bad start!)

Nuisance

  • A party? Whale, whale, whale. I'm a bit "tide up" at the moment, but I'll think about it.
Sorry
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  • (She nibbles on an oyster. Then crushes it with her jaws, and sucks it clean. You immediately proceed with more caution.)
  • (For a moment, it looks like she's considering singing a song that will capture your heart and make you crash your ship. Then she hiccups.)
  • You look a bit like a sea sponge. I'm sorry, that comment was shallow. If it helps, I think sea sponges are alright.
  • (She wants to be where the people are. Wants to see them dancing. Parties have dancing, you tell her!)
  • (She can smell a drop of blood in the water from over a mile away. Also chocolate. Don't be made of chocolate.)
  • (She casts you into the cruel sea, where a thousand fathoms almost swallow you whole. Maybe be a little more careful.)
  • (She plunges your gift into the briny deep. Then she clicks some choice words your way. Yikes!)
Upgrading to Frenemy
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  1. (She eyes you with a coy expression, wondering if you're brave enough to get into the water with her.)
  2. (When you do just that, she slips an electric eel into your pants. It's a rather shocking experience.)

Frenemy

  • (She sighs. Out of boredom you catch her considering biting a hook. You remind her about the spooky party and how much find it's going to be!)
Sorry
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  • You look a bit like a sea sponge. I'm sorry, that comment was shallow. If it helps, I think sea sponges are alright.
  • (She nibbles on an oyster. Then crushes it with her jaws, and sucks it clean. You immediately proceed with more caution.)
  • (She wants to be where the people are. Wants to see them dancing. Parties have dancing, you tell her!)
  • (She can smell a drop of blood in the water from over a mile away. Also chocolate. Don't be made of chocolate.)
  • (For a moment, it looks like she's considering singing a song that will capture your heart and make you crash your ship. Then she hiccups.)
  • (She casts you into the cruel sea, where a thousand fathoms almost swallow you whole. Maybe be a little more careful.)
  • (She plunges your gift into the briny deep. Then she clicks some choice words your way. Yikes!)
Upgrading to Acquaintance
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  1. (She gives you a happy look, apparently impressed you're still back for more. She reaches her hand for yours...)
  2. (And gives it a good hearty shake. It seems handshakes are also a thing for mermaids. Well done!)

Acquaintance

  • (You can't quite explain it, but you have a feeling that starfish on her head is a bad influence. Still, you make sure the starfish knows it's welcome at the party too. The more the miserable-er)
  • (She nibbles on an oyster. Then crushes it with her jaws, and sucks it clean. You immediately proceed with more caution.)
  • You look a bit like a sea sponge. I'm sorry, that comment was shallow. If it helps, I think sea sponges are alright.
  • (She can smell a drop of blood in the water from over a mile away. Also chocolate. Don't be made of chocolate.)
  • (She wants to be where the people are. Wants to see them dancing. Parties have dancing, you tell her!)
  • (For a moment, it looks like she's considering singing a song that will capture your heart and make you crash your ship. Then she hiccups.)
  • (She casts you into the cruel sea, where a thousand fathoms almost swallow you whole. Maybe be a little more careful.)
  • (She plunges your gift into the briny deep. Then she clicks some choice words your way. Yikes!)
Upgrading to Friendzoned
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  1. (She debates for a ling time whether to hang out with you or the mollusks. You wait patiently.)
  2. (In the end, she picks you over the mollusks. Which is probably cool enough to put on your business card.)

Friendzoned

  • (She breaks into a sweeping musical song! But it's in Dolphin, and it mostly sounds like EEEEEEEE!)
  • (She splashes you with her tail. And she sees the "No Splashing" sign. Oh yes she does.)
  • (Despite being a mer-maid, her cave of stuff is surprisingly cluttered and disorganized.)
  • (She peeks over your shoulder to see what you're doing, and drips water on your seating plan. Then she "eees!" with joy.)
  • (She can leap over 20 feet out of the water. But don't yell "There she blows!" That seems to make her salty.)
  • (She likes to nibble your toes when you put your feet in the water. It feels as relaxing and weird as it sounds.)
  • (She may look soft and sweet, but she's pretty tough. She grew up in the grotto.)
  • (She hmmmms happily, and tickles you back. But she warns you from tickling her ear finnies.)
  • (She seems to like it, but it doesn't make it into her grotto of treasures. It's getting regifted for sure.)
Upgrading to Awkward Bestie
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  1. (She wants one more game of "Marco Polo" before you go. Do you have time for one more game?)
  2. (She eees! happily, and disappears beneath the waves. It's hard playing Marco Polo with a fish.)

Awkward Besties

  • (She "did" her hair. She hopes you notice. By "did", I mean she dried it.)
Flirt
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  • (You ask if she'd like to help you roast pumpkin seeds. She sticks out her tongue in disgust.)
  • (She likes hanging out with you more than other mermaids, because she's too cool for schools. She might even be too cool for parties. She's still thinking about it.)
  • (She coos, imagining you sailing the prow of your ghost ship into an enormous sea witch...)
  • (She made you a peanut butter and jelly-fish sandwich. It makes you laugh. Then it puts you in a coma. Don't eat jellyfish.)
  • (She pulls you into the water, and weaves seaweed ribbons in your hair.)
  • (She's acting koi. In other words - she's making faces at you just below the surface of the water.)
  • (She needs a hug. She swam into a wall today, and someone yelled, "Dam!")
  • (She hmmmms happily, and tickles you back. But she warns you from tickling her ear finnies.)
  • (She eats whatever you gave her, mistaking it for lunch. At least it seemed to taste good!)
Upgrading to Crush
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  1. (She plays with your toes, fascinated with their alien beauty. When you catch her enjoying it, she blushes.)
  2. (She offers you a chance to play with her tail. Which is just shiny and smooth and delightful. Great work.)

Crush

  • (You practice telling your favorite ghost story. She raises an eyebrow at you, but you can tell she's at least a little scared. Good job!)
Flirt
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  • (She's acting koi. In other words - she's making faces at you just below the surface of the water.)
  • (You ask if she'd like to help you roast pumpkin seeds. She sticks out her tongue in disgust.)
  • (She made you a peanut butter and jelly-fish sandwich. It makes you laugh. Then it puts you in a coma. Don't eat jellyfish.)
  • (She pulls you into the water, and weaves seaweed ribbons in your hair.)
  • (She needs a hug. She swam into a wall today, and someone yelled, "Dam!")
  • (She coos, imagining you sailing the prow of your ghost ship into an enormous sea witch...)
  • (She likes hanging out with you more than other mermaids, because she's too cool for schools. She might even be too cool for parties. She's still thinking about it.)
  • (She gleefully attaches a clam bra to you. It is a highly educating moment.)
  • (You tickle her ear finnies, and it leads immediately to biting and underwater wrestling.)
  • (She gasps in surprise, which is a much different sound when one has gills. Well done!)
Upgrading to Sweetheart
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  1. (She arranges seashells and coral into the shape of a heart. Or a manta ray? You're not totally sure.)
  2. Ugh, forget it. Some things just shouldn't be communicated with seashells. What I'm trying to tell you is yes, I'll come to your party! In fact, I might even be looking forward to it. Teehee.

Sweetheart

  • I've never been to a spooky party before. Should I bring anything? I've got some cursed pirate gold I could hand out.
Flirt
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  • (She caresses your face and hums you to sleep. Then you dip beneath the water, and there's much coughing and thrashing.)
  • (She beans you with a beach ball, with surprising force. The gauntlet is thrown!)
  • (She tries to get your attention by shaking her bass. You feel there's been a small mistranslation here. You also feel that she might be coming around to the idea of attending the party.)
  • (She kisses you, and hums happily. You're definitely the prince and/or princess of her dreams.)
  • (There is a tense moment, before you finally confirm that mermaids are, indeed, mammals.)
  • (She wants to help you install the black lights for the party. You warn her water and electricity don't mix, but she doesn't care. She just wants to be by your side.)
  • (She finally masters the art of whistling, which is hard to learn underwater. Now she can flirt with you at a distance!)
  • (She has a fantasy of you standing on the seawall so she can leap over you in spectacular fashion...)
  • (She brings you... something. From the Ocean. She seems just as confused by it. The Ocean is a weird place.)
  • (She brings you a rock, and eagerly awaits your reaction. When you accept it, she leaps out of the water in joy and kisses you. SOMEthing just happened.)
  • (She wants to wear the poofiest dress in creation to the party.)
  • (She tries out sunbathing, but quickly needs your assistance back into the surf. This is not a thing for mermaids.)
  • (She AAHS in happiness when she sees you, and splashes you in her excitement.)
  • (You tickle her ear finnies, and it leads immediately to biting and underwater wrestling.)
  • (She nuzzles your gift, and takes the precaution of laminating it before returning it to the ocean. How thoughtful!)
Upgrading to Girlfriend
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  1. (She drove away all the other mermaids, and indicates she would like to form a pod with you by blowing bubbles.)
  2. (You blow them back. She seems pleased that that's settled.)

Girlfriend

  • (She got one of those six pack rings caught on her fins. She could definitely use some TLC today.)
Flirt
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  • (She AAHS in happiness when she sees you, and splashes you in her excitement.)
  • (She beans you with a beach ball, with surprising force. The gauntlet is thrown!)
  • (She wants to help you install the black lights for the party. You warn her water and electricity don't mix, but she doesn't care. She just wants to be by your side.)
  • (She brings you... something. From the Ocean. She seems just as confused by it. The Ocean is a weird place.)
  • (She finally masters the art of whistling, which is hard to learn underwater. Now she can flirt with you at a distance!)
  • (She kisses you, and hums happily. You're definitely the prince and/or princess of her dreams.)
  • (She brings you a rock, and eagerly awaits your reaction. When you accept it, she leaps out of the water in joy and kisses you. SOMEthing just happened.)
  • (There is a tense moment, before you finally confirm that mermaids are, indeed, mammals.)
  • (She has a fantasy of you standing on the seawall so she can leap over you in spectacular fashion...)
  • (She wants to wear the poofiest dress in creation to the party.)
  • (She tries to get your attention by shaking her bass. You feel there's been a small mistranslation here. You also feel that she might be coming around to the idea of attending the party.)
  • (She tries out sunbathing, but quickly needs your assistance back into the surf. This is not a thing for mermaids.)
  • (You tickle her ear finnies, and it leads immediately to biting and underwater wrestling.)
  • (She nuzzles your gift, and takes the precaution of laminating it before returning it to the ocean. How thoughtful!)
Upgrading to Lover
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  1. (She almost made a deal with the sea witch to be with you. She wants you to be with her. Will you?)
  2. (She overwhelms you with squeezes and hugs and kisses. You've definitely made this mermaid's day.)

Lover

  • (She giggles. Her clam bra is made of living clams. They're really good at their job.)
Seduce
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  • (She wants to help you install the black lights for the party. You warn her water and electricity don't mix, but she doesn't care. She just wants to be by your side.)
  • (She kisses you, and hums happily. You're definitely the prince and/or princess of her dreams.)
  • (She beans you with a beach ball, with surprising force. The gauntlet is thrown!)
  • (She brings you... something. From the Ocean. She seems just as confused by it. The Ocean is a weird place.)
  • (She finally masters the art of whistling, which is hard to learn underwater. Now she can flirt with you at a distance!)
  • (She wants to wear the poofiest dress in creation to the party.)
  • (She has a fantasy of you standing on the seawall so she can leap over you in spectacular fashion...)
  • (She tries to get your attention by shaking her bass. You feel there's been a small mistranslation here. You also feel that she might be coming around to the idea of attending the party.)
  • (There is a tense moment, before you finally confirm that mermaids are, indeed, mammals.)
  • (She brings you a rock, and eagerly awaits your reaction. When you accept it, she leaps out of the water in joy and kisses you. SOMEthing just happened.)
  • (She tries out sunbathing, but quickly needs your assistance back into the surf. This is not a thing for mermaids.)
  • (She AAHS in happiness when she sees you, and splashes you in her excitement.)
  • (You tickle her ear finnies, and it leads immediately to biting and underwater wrestling.)
  • (She almost cries out in happiness, and kisses you all over your face and shoulders.)
Dates
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  • [Moonlight Stroll] (The moonlight makes her super dreamy. She wants to crawl into an enormous clam with you and snuggle.)
  • [Beach] (An enormous musical number broke out! The beach is a fun place to take a mermaid.)
  • [Sightseeing] (She seemed not so much into the sights, but appreciated the help staying hydrated.)
  • [Movie Theater] (You're not sure if it was just the bright flashing lights or the engaging plot, but she seems to have enjoyed the movie!)

Spectrum

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First Meeting

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  1. (You've been practicing your spooky talents, achieving your terrifying career goals, and getting to know the locals for a while now.)
  2. (You're starting to feel more comfy in this strange, monster-filled world)
  3. (You're preparing the apples for a bobbing when you hear hooves and immediately thing there's a zebra coming for you.)
  4. (When you turn around, you see a striking centaur lady instead.)
  5. (Okay, this party HAS to have a centaur. You make your way over, filled with determination)

Adversary

  • (She does this whinny/groan thing when you approack. You should probably watch out for back kicks.)
Sorry
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  • (She has a high-heeled horseshoe with your name on it. But at least she looks fabulous!)
  • (She stomps her hoof and gives you the "Oh no you didn't" look. Your life may be in danger.)
  • (Fun fact: It's a bit unpleasant when horses go to the bathroom. It is much worse with centaurs.)
  • (She laughs her voice musical and strange. She knows you want a ride, and seems to be daring you to try your luck.)
  • (She frolics in the meadow. But when you try to join in, she and the other woodland creatures stop and stare at you. Mega awkward.)
  • (She kicks you with her back legs. You decide to be more careful, and to take a short coma to bounce back.)
  • (She takes great satisfaction running wild with your gift, dragging it through bogs and mires. Centaurs don't know how to say, "No thanks.")
Upgrading to Nuisance
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  1. What do you want? Is that alfalfa in your hand? No? Then I don't want it.
  2. (She dashes away. You make a mental note to get some alfalfa for next time.)

Nuisance

  • (She runs away every time you get close. Running shoes are a must as you attempt to deliver her a party invitation.)
Sorry
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  • (She lets you mount her, but then bucks like a hurricane caught in a bag. You don't last 8 seconds, but you realize this would be a hit as a party game!)
  • (When you're not looking she grabs you, hogties you, and then straps a saddle to your back. Then come the selfies.)
  • (She is very difficult to get motivated. You click your tongue, and she pretends not to hear you. You've never seen anyone so determined not to be invited to a party.)
  • (You have to carry around a carrot for emergency defense. She REALLY likes those.)
  • (You show her the spooky floating candles you ordered online. They frighten her. She runs away.)
  • (She giggles, and dashes away. But she always looks hopeful that you'll catch her and continue.)
  • (She takes great satisfaction running wild with your gift, dragging it through bogs and mires. Centaurs don't know how to say, "No thanks.")
Upgrading to Frenemy
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  1. (She seems willing to have you around. But she makes sure you know this is a non-touching / talking / moving / breathing arrangement.)
  2. (After you pass out from lack of oxygen and awaken, you catch her resting next to you. Progress!)

Frenemy

  • (She whinnies, which you can tell instantly is a bit of light hearted trash talking.)
Sorry
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  • (You have to carry around a carrot for emergency defense. She REALLY likes those.)
  • (When you're not looking she grabs you, hogties you, and then straps a saddle to your back. Then come the selfies.)
  • (She is very difficult to get motivated. You click your tongue, and she pretends not to hear you. You've never seen anyone so determined not to be invited to a party.)
  • (You show her the spooky floating candles you ordered online. They frighten her. She runs away.)
  • (She lets you mount her, but then bucks like a hurricane caught in a bag. You don't last 8 seconds, but you realize this would be a hit as a party game!)
  • (She takes great satisfaction running wild with your gift, dragging it through bogs and mires. Centaurs don't know how to say, "No thanks.")
Upgrading to Acquaintance
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  1. (She pokes you in the butt, looking for the rest of it. Also your tail.)
  2. (You give your butt a wiggle, and it seems to delight her. You're funny looking, but kind of fun to have around.)

Acquaintance

  • I like your costume. Oh, that's just what you look like? My bad. It's cute!
  • (You show her the spooky floating candles you ordered online. They frighten her. She runs away.)
  • (She lets you mount her, but then bucks like a hurricane caught in a bag. You don't last 8 seconds, but you realize this would be a hit as a party game!)
  • (You have to carry around a carrot for emergency defense. She REALLY likes those.)
  • (When you're not looking she grabs you, hogties you, and then straps a saddle to your back. Then come the selfies.)
  • (She is very difficult to get motivated. You click your tongue, and she pretends not to hear you. You've never seen anyone so determined not to be invited to a party.)
  • (She giggles, and dashes away. But she always looks hopeful that you'll catch her and continue.)
  • (She takes great satisfaction running wild with your gift, dragging it through bogs and mires. Centaurs don't know how to say, "No thanks.")
Upgrading to Friendzoned
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  1. (She stands back and considers you for a while.)
  2. Well you're no headless horseman, but you're pretty alright. Let's hang out some more!

Friendzoned

  • (She smiles as you approach, and her tail flicks rather gleefully.)
  • (A game of tag winds you up in the hospital. She cries rainbow tears, and won't let you go once you're back on your feet.)
  • (She leaps over a gorge, pretending to be chased by a posse. She looks cute in a cowboy hat.)
  • (She won't let you stop scratching behind her ear. This is your life now.)
  • (Her tummy rumbles, and she eats wheatgrass. Honestly, that could be either the horse part or the girl part craving that.)
  • (She finally lets you ride her, but gets a little huffy when you don't return the favor with a piggy back.)
  • (She challenges you to a game of polo, and wipes the field with you. Literally.)
  • (She giggles, and dashes away. But she always looks hopeful that you'll catch her and continue.)
  • (She gives it a sniff, and tries to balance it on her head. When it falls, she doesnt pick it up.)
Upgrading to Awkward Besties
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  1. (She brings you a candy apple she found. It takes all of her will power. She's sweating as she gives it to you...)
  2. (You split it in half, and she laughs with pure joy. She eats her half without chewing. Good job!)

Awkward Besties

  • (She prances whenever she sees you now. It's strangely elegant.)
Flirt
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  • (She loves showing you how fast she can run. And she sulks if you don't watch her the WHOLE time.)
  • (You write her a personalized horoscope, hoping to impress her by showing off your knowledge of astrology. You get most of it super wrong, but luckily she finds it endearing.)
  • (She sings to you in a strange language. Either that, or she's trying to do dubstep acapella.)
  • (You catch her trying on your clothes. Your shirts survive her experiments, but your pants are a different story.)
  • (She will do literally anything for an apple. She's already done your taxes and crocheted you a tea cozy. She might even consider accepting your party invitation.)
  • (She makes you a laurel of flower, berries, ivys, and willow branches. It's relaxing to wear, and makes you a bit yawny.)
  • (You go on a hayride together. She eats all the hay, which upsets the other riders.)
  • (She catches you staring at a horse. You're not sure who's more surprised - her or you.)
  • (She giggles, and dashes away. But she always looks hopeful that you'll catch her and continue.)
  • (She 'aahs' happily, and goes to put the gift somewhere safe. The barn, naturally.)
Upgrading to Crush
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  1. (She pulls at her ear, and seems more nervous around you. It looks like she really wants a kiss...)
  2. (A quick smooch sends her on a 20 mile gallop across the lands. That definitely put her in a good mood!)

Crush

  • (You practice telling your favorite ghost story. She shrieks in terror and runs away before you even get halfway through. Whoops.)
Flirt
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  • (She makes you a laurel of flower, berries, ivys, and willow branches. It's relaxing to wear, and makes you a bit yawny.)
  • (You write her a personalized horoscope, hoping to impress her by showing off your knowledge of astrology. You get most of it super wrong, but luckily she finds it endearing.)
  • (She will do literally anything for an apple. She's already done your taxes and crocheted you a tea cozy. She might even consider accepting your party invitation.)
  • (She catches you staring at a horse. You're not sure who's more surprised - her or you.)
  • (She loves showing you how fast she can run. And she sulks if you don't watch her the WHOLE time.)
  • (You go on a hayride together. She eats all the hay, which upsets the other riders.)
  • (She sings to you in a strange language. Either that, or she's trying to do dubstep acapella.)
  • (You catch her trying on your clothes. Your shirts survive her experiments, but your pants are a different story.)
  • (She laughs, and then pins you down to make you stop. And since she has you here...)
  • (She makes an angry/impressed sound, and snatches the gift from you. Then she laughs and gives you a kiss.)
Upgrading to Sweetheart
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  1. (She shows you off to the other centaurs, who all seem pretty miffed you're her bae. Looks like Spectrum is quite a catch...)
  2. (She seems pretty pleased they're all jealous. Just watch out for challenges for dominance from the rest of the herd.)

Sweetheart

  • (She laughs, and steals away your hat. She likes chase games, because she always wins them. You can tell she's going to be the life of the party... If she agrees to come.)
Flirt
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  • (She always offers to share her salt lick with you. You make a point to remain super hydrated around her.)
  • (She likes weaving flowers and leaves in your hair. It's nice, but there's also a lot of tree sap involved.)
  • (She now invites you to frolic with her in the meadow. Even the woodland creatures give you a fist bump when you're there. You invite everyone to the party, and they all cheer!)
  • (She pulls you onto her back, and gets proficient at kissing you without running into walls.)
  • (She curls up on the ground, and big spoons you. Centaurs are always the big spoon.)
  • (She pinches your cheek, flicks your ear, slaps your butt, bites your neck. She wants ALL of the attention.)
  • (She likes to run her fingers through your hair until you melt. Then you're hers to do with as she will.)
  • (You go for a quiet ride, and with her eyes - tells you she loves you.)
  • She comes into the room. The door groans, the floorboards creak, and you feel a cold draft. Finally, all of the elements of your creep house-remodel are coming together!
  • (She sighs with deep contentment when you're near. You're her favorite everything.)
  • (She lets you ride anytime now. And even has a strong suggestion what you should use to hold on. Hint - it's not her ears.)
  • (She nuzzles your neck, and gives you a facefull of honey-smelling rainbow hair.)
  • (She likes to tickle your shoulder with her tail, all sneaky like. When you turn to look, she pinches your bottom.)
  • (She laughs, and then pins you down to make you stop. And since she has you here...)
  • (She blushes, and hugs the gift affectionately. Then she needs to dash away from being so confuddled.)
Upgrading to Girlfriend
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  1. (She sneaks up and kisses your cheek. Then she taps hers expectantly. Go on. Put one right there.)
  2. (She squeals with delight, and races off to tell the woodland creatures, Oh yeah, she'll definitely be your Plus One for the party.)

Girlfriend

  • (She frets until you climb on her back. She's always got a million things to show you.0
Flirt
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  • (She now invites you to frolic with her in the meadow. Even the woodland creatures give you a fist bump when you're there. You invite everyone to the party, and they all cheer!)
  • (You go for a quiet ride, and with her eyes - tells you she loves you.)
  • (She pulls you onto her back, and gets proficient at kissing you without running into walls.)
  • (She pinches your cheek, flicks your ear, slaps your butt, bites your neck. She wants ALL of the attention.)
  • (She lets you ride anytime now. And even has a strong suggestion what you should use to hold on. Hint - it's not her ears.)
  • (She curls up on the ground, and big spoons you. Centaurs are always the big spoon.)
  • (She likes to run her fingers through your hair until you melt. Then you're hers to do with as she will.)
  • She comes into the room. The door groans, the floorboards creak, and you feel a cold draft. Finally, all of the elements of your creep house-remodel are coming together!
  • (She nuzzles your neck, and gives you a facefull of honey-smelling rainbow hair.)
  • (She likes weaving flowers and leaves in your hair. It's nice, but there's also a lot of tree sap involved.)
  • (She pinches your cheek, flicks your ear, slaps your butt, bites your neck. She wants ALL of the attention.)
  • (She always offers to share her salt lick with you. You make a point to remain super hydrated around her.)
  • (She likes to tickle your shoulder with her tail, all sneaky like. When you turn to look, she pinches your bottom.)
  • (She laughs, and then pins you down to make you stop. And since she has you here...)
  • (She blushes, and hugs the gift affectionately. Then she needs to dash away from being so confuddled.)
Upgrading to Lover
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  1. (She wants you to be wither her. To kiss her, and whisper secrets in her ear...)
  2. (She is now yours forever.)

Lover

  • (She wants to dress up as a ghost. It's going to take a really, really big sheet.)
Seduce
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  • (You go for a quiet ride, and with her eyes - tells you she loves you.)
  • (She pulls you onto her back, and gets proficient at kissing you without running into walls.)
  • (She likes to run her fingers through your hair until you melt. Then you're hers to do with as she will.)
  • (She likes weaving flowers and leaves in your hair. It's nice, but there's also a lot of tree sap involved.)
  • (She nuzzles your neck, and gives you a facefull of honey-smelling rainbow hair.)
  • She comes into the room. The door groans, the floorboards creak, and you feel a cold draft. Finally, all of the elements of your creep house-remodel are coming together!
  • (She now invites you to frolic with her in the meadow. Even the woodland creatures give you a fist bump when you're there. You invite everyone to the party, and they all cheer!)
  • (She curls up on the ground, and big spoons you. Centaurs are always the big spoon.)
  • (She sighs with deep contentment when you're near. You're her favorite everything.)
  • (She pinches your cheek, flicks your ear, slaps your butt, bites your neck. She wants ALL of the attention.)
  • (She lets you ride anytime now. And even has a strong suggestion what you should use to hold on. Hint - it's not her ears.)
  • (She always offers to share her salt lick with you. You make a point to remain super hydrated around her.)
  • (She likes to tickle your shoulder with her tail, all sneaky like. When you turn to look, she pinches your bottom.)
  • (She laughs, and then pins you down to make you stop. And since she has you here...)
  • (Her eyes get sparkly, and she kisses you deeply. You can feel her heart racing. The perfect gift.)
Dates
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  • [Moonlight Stroll] (Considering she wound up topless racing through the twilight fields, you assume the date went well.)
  • [Beach] (She gives you a squeeze to thank you for the date. Then goes to lie in the sun for a few hours to dry.)
  • [Sightseeing] (She is embarrassed that you saw her flank, for some reason, and vows revenge on all pigeons.)
  • [Movie Theater] (She loved the scary movie, including ruining it for everyone who sat behind her.)

Quillzone

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First Meeting

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  1. (You find a mysterious oven. It looks like it might be haunted, but you've got a pumpkin pie ready to bake, so it'll have to do!)
  2. (While you're waiting for the oven to preheat, you think about all you've done during your time in this strange realm.)
  3. (You've crafted creepy costumes, designed dreadful decor, and arranged a variety of revolting refreshments. Now the time of the party draws near.)
  4. (Still, the guess list is looking a little short. You need to convince more monsters to attend!)
  5. (Then, from the corner of your eye, an uncanny figure moves toward you. It's a... Cat? Robot? Girl?)
  6. Quillzone: "No pumpkin pie! This oven is for pizza pies only! Hisssss!"
  7. (Unable to believe your luck, you start to tell this Monster Girl excitedly about the party. She simply must attend!)

Adversary

  • No thank you. I'm an introvert, which means I hate parties with the burning passion of a thousand pizza ovens.
Sorry
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  • (She tears your cotton jeans and wool sweater. But doesn't touch your polyester undies.)
  • (She menaces you with her claws. You'd better watch out. She's stronger than dirt.)
  • (She does not want your invitation. She makes a long rrrrrrrrrrnnn noise to prove it.)
  • (Careful! Her tail twitches back and forth. She seems a bit aggravated. Also, she's a samurai.)
  • (She blows you a kiss. It transforms into an energy attack and bops you in the eye.)
  • (She meeps in surprise, and her eyes immediately burn with righteous fury. You might not want to try that again.)
  • (She knocks it off the counter. She was hoping for an enormous cat-launching cannon.)
Upgrading to Nuisance
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  1. (She sighs, and a very large sweat drop appears on her forehead. She seems to be mulling you over...)
  2. (After a few moments, she licks her paw and... polishes her ear. You made it past the first round!)

Nuisance

  • (She throws pizza at you. It's very hot, but hey! Free pizza!)
Sorry
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  • (She groans with ferocious, pizza-fueled annoyance. You're just lucky it's not 2-for-1 day.)
  • (You show her a cute ghost decoration you made that says "Boo!" on it. She takes one look and lets out a terrified scream.)
  • (She meows just so, alerting you to a fly on your head. and bops you with a cooking pan. Like you do.)
  • (You try again to convince her to come to the party. She gets a bit huffy with you. Her face turns red and grows eight times larger. Maybe ease off.)
  • (She threatens to stuff you into a pizza box and deliver you 30 mins late. Bringing great shame to your house.)
  • (She giggle-hisses, and gives you a snarky smirk. She's considering tickling you back with her claws.)
  • (She knocks it off the counter. She was hoping for an enormous cat-launching cannon.)
Upgrading to Frenemy
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  1. (She claws your face, leaving behind huge crossing scratched. But they're gone in the next scene, so no biggie?)
  2. (You catch her sharpening her claws on the sofa. Best keep on your toes!)

Frenemy

  • Okay. Pretend I never said this, but that pumpkin pie actually smells pretty good. Grrr.
Sorry
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  • (You try again to convince her to come to the party. She gets a bit huffy with you. Her face turns red and grows eight times larger. Maybe ease off.)
  • (She groans with ferocious, pizza-fueled annoyance. You're just lucky it's not 2-for-1 day.)
  • (She meows just so, alerting you to a fly on your head. and bops you with a cooking pan. Like you do.)
  • (You show her a cute ghost decoration you made that says "Boo!" on it. She takes one look and lets out a terrified scream.)
  • (She threatens to stuff you into a pizza box and deliver you 30 mins late. Bringing great shame to your house.)
  • (She giggle-hisses, and gives you a snarky smirk. She's considering tickling you back with her claws.)
  • (She knocks it off the counter. She was hoping for an enormous cat-launching cannon.)
Upgrading to Acquaintance
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  1. (She looks over your resume. Not much experience in making pizza. But she love that you're a vet...)
  2. (She's seen enough. She welcomes you to the team (?))

Acquaintance

  • (She growls in a huff. Will somebody please cue that bird?)
  • (You try again to convince her to come to the party. She gets a bit huffy with you. Her face turns red and grows eight times larger. Maybe ease off.)
  • (You show her a cute ghost decoration you made that says "Boo!" on it. She takes one look and lets out a terrified scream.)
  • (She groans with ferocious, pizza-fueled annoyance. You're just lucky it's not 2-for-1 day.)
  • (She meows just so, alerting you to a fly on your head. and bops you with a cooking pan. Like you do.)
  • (She threatens to stuff you into a pizza box and deliver you 30 mins late. Bringing great shame to your house.)
  • (She giggle-hisses, and gives you a snarky smirk. She's considering tickling you back with her claws.)
  • (She knocks it off the counter. She was hoping for an enormous cat-launching cannon.)
Upgrading to Friendzoned
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  1. (She informs you that you're now her friend. She gives you a membership card and a samurai sword.)
  2. (Honestly, it's one of the more straightfoward anime games /stories you've played.)

Friendzoned

  • (While you were gone, she defeated the forces of evil and ate a pizza, in that order.)
  • (You ask her if she wants to help you make a scarecrow. She tells you she IS a scarecrow, and spends the rest of her evening chasing birds away.)
  • (She gives you a computer mouse. That she killed? And it's YOUR computer mouse.)
  • (She meows, but in a dubbed over voice. And when she purrs, little Kanjis dance in the air. This is a strange reference.)
  • (She tries to hide in a paper bag and spook you. And it works. Why are you such a chicken?)
  • (She invites you to fight crime with her. You tell her you hate fighting crime with the burning passion of a thousand pizza ovens. She rolls her eyes but smiles. You're starting to win her over!)
  • (She stares and a bologna sandwich with you. You have no idea where she got it, or if it's really bologna. But your momma didn't raise no quitter.)
  • (She giggle-hisses, and gives you a snarky smirk. She's considering tickling you back with her claws.)
  • (She scolds you for being so nice (?), and making her tear up a bit.)
Upgrading to Awkward Besties
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  1. (She likes you, and wants to know if you'll form a comedy superhero team with her and/or restaurant.)
  2. (She flies through the roof with happiness. Anime physics is both startling and confusing.)

Awkward Besties

  • (You practice telling your favorite ghost story. She's intrigued! She wants to hear more! You tell her she can hear the rest... At the spooky party!)
Flirt
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  • (She waits for you to sit and form a lap. That's where she wants to be.)
  • (She pounces on you, knocking you to the ground with delightfully violent affection.)
  • (She caresses you with her tail, just softly enough to give her plausible deniability. The mark of a true hero.)
  • (She nyans happily when you scratch behind her ear. Or on the back of her tail. Or her chin. She might have fleas?)
  • (She thinks her little box might be haunted. You tell her you know how to fix that. She doesn't understand - why would she want that fixed?)
  • (She gives you a gentle headbutt. Her helmet thingy is military-grade though, so... it hurts.)
  • (She meows outside your door in the middle of the night to let you know you're doing a great job.)
  • (She finds out about the creepy science experiments you've been doing in your underground lah-BOHR-ah-tory. She's impressed.)
  • (She giggle-hisses, and gives you a snarky smirk. She's considering tickling you back with her claws.)
  • (She meow meow meows happily. Which is good. If she went ribbit, she'd be a frog.)
Upgrade to Crush
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  1. (Everytime you're around, her cheeks blush with happy shyness. And then she gets very very mad.)
  2. (When you try to ignore her, that's when she climbs on you for tummy rubs. Mysterious!)

Crush

  • (She blushes around you so much, she seems to get light headed pretty often. You charmer!)
Flirt
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  • (She gives you a gentle headbutt. Her helmet thingy is military-grade though, so... it hurts.)
  • (She meows outside your door in the middle of the night to let you know you're doing a great job.)
  • (She thinks her little box might be haunted. You tell her you know how to fix that. She doesn't understand - why would she want that fixed?)
  • (She caresses you with her tail, just softly enough to give her plausible deniability. The mark of a true hero.)
  • (She finds out about the creepy science experiments you've been doing in your underground lah-BOHR-ah-tory. She's impressed.)
  • (She pounces on you, knocking you to the ground with delightfully violent affection.)
  • (She waits for you to sit and form a lap. That's where she wants to be.)
  • (She nyans happily when you scratch behind her ear. Or on the back of her tail. Or her chin. She might have fleas?)
  • (She purrs happily, and gives your hand a nibble. She may not let you stop...)
  • (She meows happily, and blows you a kiss. The kiss literally bounces off your cheek. Confusion.)
Upgrading to Sweetheart
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  1. (Tired of the mind games(?), she pins you down with a cyborg paw and demands for your undying love and affection.)
  2. (She meows happily, and proceeds to nibble on the back of your neck. Apparently it tastes like victory!)

Sweetheart

  • (She brings you a can of tuna. Evidently, she wants you to believe she caught it for you.)
Flirt
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  • (She crawls between your legs whenever she wants to show her affection. You fall down a lot now.)
  • (You watch a horror movie together. It's so scary she cuddles into you for comfort. Score!)
  • (She falls asleep on your lap. If you try to move her, the claws dig in. Hold still!)
  • (She meows happily, and takes a picture. Because it lasts longer.)
  • (She makes the shape of a heart with her finger tips, and nyans happily!)
  • (She plays you the song of her people on her flute. Apparently there are enough cyborg calzone cats out there to be considered a "people".)
  • (She brushes her tail beneath your nose, and giggle-purrs when you sneeze.)
  • (She really wants you to per her tail, and give it a little pull. Flirting is complicated.)
  • (When you kiss her, things get sort of foggy and soft focused. It's sappy but fun.)
  • (You spend several hours blowing up black and gray party balloons. She tries to play with them, but pops them with her claws. It's okay, they'll fit the theme of the party better this way.)
  • (She wants to climb on your shoulder and perch from your head. It's a good thing you didn't skip leg day.)
  • (Whenever she sees you in the window, she hops around excitedly. But once you open the door, she tries to be the floofy aloof-y)
  • (She looks into your eyes with shimmering happiness. Her eyes get BIG when she does this.)
  • (She purrs happily, and gives your hand a nibble. She may not let you stop...)
  • (She 'eee's! and holds it up triumphantly. Time for a commercial break!)
Upgrading to Girlfriend
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  1. (She's drawn little hearts on all of the pictures of you around the house. And little skulls on the other Monster Girls' pictures...)
  2. (You try to scold her, but she thinks you're kidding and bites your ear.)

Girlfriend

  • (She's been waiting for you all day! She needs nuzzles and kisses straight away.)
Flirt
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  • (You spend several hours blowing up black and gray party balloons. She tries to play with them, but pops them with her claws. It's okay, they'll fit the theme of the party better this way.)
  • (She falls asleep on your lap. If you try to move her, the claws dig in. Hold still!)
  • (She meows happily, and takes a picture. Because it lasts longer.)
  • (She brushes her tail beneath your nose, and giggle-purrs when you sneeze.)
  • (When you kiss her, things get sort of foggy and soft focused. It's sappy but fun.)
  • (She crawls between your legs whenever she wants to show her affection. You fall down a lot now.)
  • (You watch a horror movie together. It's so scary she cuddles into you for comfort. Score!)
  • (Whenever she sees you in the window, she hops around excitedly. But once you open the door, she tries to be the floofy aloof-y)
  • (She makes the shape of a heart with her finger tips, and nyans happily!)
  • (She really wants you to per her tail, and give it a little pull. Flirting is complicated.)
  • (She wants to climb on your shoulder and perch from your head. It's a good thing you didn't skip leg day.)
  • (She looks into your eyes with shimmering happiness. Her eyes get BIG when she does this.)
  • (She plays you the song of her people on her flute. Apparently there are enough cyborg calzone cats out there to be considered a "people".)
  • (She purrs happily, and gives your hand a nibble. She may not let you stop...)
  • (She 'eee's! and holds it up triumphantly. Time for a commercial break!)
Upgrading to Lover
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  1. Okay, I'll come to the party. And I know just what I'll bring.
  2. (She gives you a kiss, then starts pulling pizzas out of nowhere. So many pizzas. You don't know why you're surprised.)

Lover

  • (She blows you a kiss, and the world gets a sweetheart-themed filter. You ask if she can do a spooky-themed filter instead, and she does. This party is shaping up to be a huge success!)
Seduce
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  • (She falls asleep on your lap. If you try to move her, the claws dig in. Hold still!)
  • (You watch a horror movie together. It's so scary she cuddles into you for comfort. Score!)
  • (She wants to climb on your shoulder and perch from your head. It's a good thing you didn't skip leg day.)
  • (She looks into your eyes with shimmering happiness. Her eyes get BIG when she does this.)
  • (She brushes her tail beneath your nose, and giggle-purrs when you sneeze.)
  • (She meows happily, and takes a picture. Because it lasts longer.)
  • (She crawls between your legs whenever she wants to show her affection. You fall down a lot now.)
  • (She plays you the song of her people on her flute. Apparently there are enough cyborg calzone cats out there to be considered a "people".)
  • (You spend several hours blowing up black and gray party balloons. She tries to play with them, but pops them with her claws. It's okay, they'll fit the theme of the party better this way.)
  • (She really wants you to per her tail, and give it a little pull. Flirting is complicated.)
  • (When you kiss her, things get sort of foggy and soft focused. It's sappy but fun.)
  • (Whenever she sees you in the window, she hops around excitedly. But once you open the door, she tries to be the floofy aloof-y)
  • (She makes the shape of a heart with her finger tips, and nyans happily!)
  • (She purrs happily, and gives your hand a nibble. She may not let you stop...)
  • (She gives your face a lick and nuzzles your ear. A strange sensation, given her helmet.)
Dates
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  • [Moonlight Stroll] (You discover that she's nocturnal. And the sight of a full moon makes her a bit amorous.)
  • [Beach] (She spent a long time staring out at sea, imaging a fox so fabulous that it explodes.)
  • [Sightseeing] (She is a ball of embarrassment after spilling pizza on her pretty kitty, uhh... breasticles.)
  • [Movie Theater] (She seems a bit disappointed that the movie made sense, without enough crossdressing or ghosts.)

Cassia

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First Meeting
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  1. (Word about the party has been spreading through the pumpkinvine. It's going to be the spookiest event of the century, and now everyone wants to come!)
  2. (You're on your way to take a well-deserved nap in a leaf pile when a cold wind freezes you in your tracks.)
  3. (That's when you see it. An ominous figure is approaching. Your eyes widen as your heart begins to pound.)
  4. (It's a monster girl unlike any you've seen before! You don't know who she is, but you are struck with an urgent yearning to know her...)

Adversary

  • (The two of you lock eyes. Her stare is so intense it almost burns! She probably wins every staring contest she enters.)
Sorry
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  • (You offer to share your pumpkin scone with her. She narrows her eyes, then grabs it and eats the whole thing. Curses... You really wanted that.)
  • (She stands with her arms straight out in front of her. You wait a moment and then give her a high five? She glares at you.)
  • (You think about inviting her to a bonfire, then think better of it. Her wrappings look super flammable.)
  • (After a while of watching her, you note "Walking Like an Egyptian" is nothing to really write a song about.)
  • (She looks you up and down. She does not look impressed. You hope the party will meet her expectations, at least.)
  • (She stares at you in disgust. Unless you're going to moisturize her, hands to yourself!)
  • (At first you think she likes it. She smiles at you, but when you aren't looking she throws it into the sun.)
Upgrading to Nuisance
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  1. (You have one last party invitation on hand. You give it to her. She crumples it up. An invitation implies that she is just another guest, and she won't stand for disrespect like that.)
  2. (You offer to name her "Queen of the Spooky Party." She considers it.)

Nuisance

  • My name is Cassia. But you're not permitted to use my name. Not yet.
Sorry
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  • (You pick up a piece of her linen wrappings that has fallen off. It was actually toilet paper. She's offended. You're embarrassed.)
  • (Things are quiet. Too quiet. You look around for Cassia. Nooooo! She's ripping apart your favorite pillow!)
  • (She seems upset. Someone told her that a Victorian-era custom was to eat mummies for medicinal purposes! Thinking quickly, you show her a squeak toy. It makes her forget all about it! Good job!)
  • (Whenever you approach the cemetery, she growls at you. How are you supposed to start setting up for the party!?)
  • (She sees you tying your shoes and thinks you're going to need some lessons. Your knotwork is far below her expectations.)
  • (The sound she makes could be a giggle, could be a scoff. She doesn't stop you.)
  • (At first you think she likes it. She smiles at you, but when you aren't looking she throws it into the sun.)
Upgrading to Frenemy
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  1. (You learn quickly how much she likes to receive things. You bring her endless gifts in an effort to get on her good side.)
  2. (She no longer growls when you make eye contact with her. It must be working!)

Frenemy

  • (She wants so many gifts. If you didn't know better, you'd think the spooky party was actually her birthday party!)
Sorry
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  • (Things are quiet. Too quiet. You look around for Cassia. Nooooo! She's ripping apart your favorite pillow!)
  • (She seems upset. Someone told her that a Victorian-era custom was to eat mummies for medicinal purposes! Thinking quickly, you show her a squeak toy. It makes her forget all about it! Good job!)
  • (She sees you tying your shoes and thinks you're going to need some lessons. Your knotwork is far below her expectations.)
  • (Whenever you approach the cemetery, she growls at you. How are you supposed to start setting up for the party!?)
  • (You pick up a piece of her linen wrappings that has fallen off. It was actually toilet paper. She's offended. You're embarrassed.)
  • (The sound she makes could be a giggle, could be a scoff. She doesn't stop you.)
  • (At first you think she likes it. She smiles at you, but when you aren't looking she throws it into the sun.)
Upgrading to Acquaintance
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  • (You catch her looking through all the things you've prepared for the party. So much for the surprise.)
  • (Telling her "No!" doesn't stop her. Clapping loudly doesn't stop her, she doesnt even look at you! You consider a rolled up newspaper.)

Acquaintance

  • (Her beautiful name slips through your lips. You expect a lashing which never comes. She nods at you in approval.)
  • (She seems upset. Someone told her that a Victorian-era custom was to eat mummies for medicinal purposes! Thinking quickly, you show her a squeak toy. It makes her forget all about it! Good job!)
  • (You pick up a piece of her linen wrappings that has fallen off. It was actually toilet paper. She's offended. You're embarrassed.)
  • (Things are quiet. Too quiet. You look around for Cassia. Nooooo! She's ripping apart your favorite pillow!)
  • (She sees you tying your shoes and thinks you're going to need some lessons. Your knotwork is far below her expectations.)
  • (Whenever you approach the cemetery, she growls at you. How are you supposed to start setting up for the party!?)
  • (The sound she makes could be a giggle, could be a scoff. She doesn't stop you.)
  • (At first you think she likes it. She smiles at you, but when you aren't looking she throws it into the sun.)
Upgrading to Friendzoned
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  1. (She looks through your shopping bags, ready to claim anything even vaguely related to pyramids, treasure, or sand.)
  2. (Luckily, you haven't purchased anything like that, because this is a spooky party, not a beach party.)

Friendzoned

  • I'm ready to be doted upon. Also, you have permission to pet me.
  • (She gives you many things to hold and keep track of. Sometimes it's sand. Sometimes it's jewels. You do your best. It amuses her.)
  • (The dummy meets the mummy when you show off your ventriloquism routine. She's confused by it, and later you catch her ripping the dummy open, trying to find out where that sound was coming from.)
  • (You ask her if she wants a sandwich. She seems intrigued until she realized there isn't actually any sand involved. Or witches.)
  • (She hands you several large beetles. She looks proud. You try to keep a neutral face.)
  • I have a bone to pick with you. Femur or Tibia? Help me decide!
  • (You wonder if she has a hard time unwinding. She always sits as stiff as a board.)
  • (The sound she makes could be a giggle, could be a scoff. She doesn't stop you.)
  • (She takes the gift and studies it. It's well crafted. She nods to you and as she turns away, her tail is wagging.)
Upgrade to Awkward Besties
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  1. Somebody said I look like a toilet paper pirate. If I ever see them again, I'm gonna bite them!
  2. You mean... You like the way I look? That's sweet. You might just be growing on me. Key word: might.

Awkward Besties

  • (After much debate, she has decided she wont feed your heart to any underworld beasts. You thank her?)
Flirt
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  • (You take her to a haunted house. A ghoul jumps out at her, and she laughs and laughs.
  • (When she pretends not to like you, you tell her denial isn't just a river in Egypt. She rolls her eye, but you're sure you see her smirk.)
  • (You notice the caution tape streamers you hung are missing. You also notice Cassia has some new bright-yellow wrappings...)
  • (You ask her if she wants to help you TP a house. You tell her the house will end up looking like a mummy, which convinces her.)
  • (Her leg wraps are untied! You try to warn her but it's too late! She steps on them and falls! Nothing to do now but INTENSELY pretend you didn't notice.)
  • (It's hypnotic watching her do her makeup. In a blink her eyeliner is perfect and beautiful. When you only have one eye you don't have to worry about symmetry!)
  • (You sit down. Within minutes she is sitting beside you with her feet on your lap. Better cancel the rest of your plans, she doesn't look like she's going to move anytime soon.)
  • (Does she want to go for a walk? She handed you her wrap and is swinging her hips excitedly!)
  • (The sound she makes could be a giggle, could be a scoff. She doesn't stop you.)
  • (It was a nice gift. She raises it above her head so it catches the light. There's a nod of acceptance and she adds it to her collection.)
Upgrading to Crush
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  1. (You go for an evening walk amongst the gnarled and twisted trees. Suddenly, something grabs Cassia's wrappings! She screams! It's trying to pull her into the woods!)
  2. (Turns out it was just a tree branch. You carefully free her, and she spends the rest of the walk pretending nothing happened.)

Crush

  • (You practice telling your favorite ghost story. She tops you halfway through and tells you a WAY scarier one. You make a mental note to sleep with the lights on.)
Flirt
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  • (Her leg wraps are untied! You try to warn her but it's too late! She steps on them and falls! Nothing to do now but INTENSELY pretend you didn't notice.)
  • (When she pretends not to like you, you tell her denial isn't just a river in Egypt. She rolls her eye, but you're sure you see her smirk.)
  • (You notice the caution tape streamers you hung are missing. You also notice Cassia has some new bright-yellow wrappings...)
  • (Does she want to go for a walk? She handed you her wrap and is swinging her hips excitedly!)
  • (It's hypnotic watching her do her makeup. In a blink her eyeliner is perfect and beautiful. When you only have one eye you don't have to worry about symmetry!)
  • (You ask her if she wants to help you TP a house. You tell her the house will end up looking like a mummy, which convinces her.)
  • (You sit down. Within minutes she is sitting beside you with her feet on your lap. Better cancel the rest of your plans, she doesn't look like she's going to move anytime soon.)
  • (You take her to a haunted house. A ghoul jumps out at her, and she laughs and laughs.
  • (A little yip escapes her lips. Her tail begins to wag, her ears fold down and her eyes drift closed. You found the perfect spot!)
  • (You think she looks pleased. She wraps it gingerly up and puts it in a box for safekeeping. Did she just mummify your present?)
Upgrading to Sweetheart
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  1. (She has started to hang out in any room you're in. Not interacting with you, but just being present. You ask her, isn't that supposed to be a cat thing?)
  2. (Her ears stiffen and she looks like she's having a bit of an identity crisis.)

Sweetheart

  1. (As long as you are giving her constant head pats, you are graciously permitted to do whatever else you want. Trivial things like lighting the candles or setting the jack-o-lanterns on the porch.)
Flirt
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  • (She asks you to check on the monsters under her bed. You do. Two of the monsters are fast asleep, but the third wants a glass of water. You bring it. What a strange universe this is.)
  • (Heading outside, she takes a moment to pray to the sun. You wouldn't dare interrupt her.)
  • (Her next demand is an ostrich. If she puts it in the ostrich races, she can gain prestige for your name. She doesn't take you seriously when you tell her those aren't a thing.)
  • (She lets you know she's considering letting you explore her cave of wonders. You vow to touch everything.)
  • (She's excited to start her own pyramid scheme. She probably doesn't understand what a pyramid scheme is. At least, you hope she doesn't.)
  • (You can tell she enjoys the way she has you wrapped around her finger.)
  • (She's excited for the party. Everyone who's coming is bringing her a gift, right?)
  • (You take her trick-or-treating. She gets a rock.)
  • (And advertisement for jewel painting comes on! Cassia wants to try it! Until she learns the jewels are plastic.)
  • (You buy her a money tree! She takes a leaf off, examining it. She throws it away! Apparently it doesn't look like money to her.)
  • (She wants to weigh your heart. You remind her that you still need it, so she agrees to wait until you don't anymore. Then she just... Stares at you.)
  • (A little yip escapes her lips. Her tail begins to wag, her ears fold down and her eyes drift closed. You found the perfect spot!)
  • (A jackal's grin spreads on her face. Racing to the backyard she starts to dig in the dirt! Buried things are safe things!)
Upgrading to Girlfriend
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  1. (Anyone who comes near her or reaches out for her gets growled and snapped at. When you do it, she leans into your touch.)
  2. (You shouldn't condone this behavior but you really like being shown that you're so special to her.)

Girlfriend

  • (With tenderness, she traces a spooky skull on your skin. It leaves little smudges of ash and oil from her fingers. What a cool temporary tattoo, perfect for the party!)
Flirt
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  • (Home is where the heart is, her heart is in the desert. She hopes you don't mind a little sand in your shoes, because you're going with her.)
  • (You can tell she enjoys the way she has you wrapped around her finger.)
  • (She's excited to start her own pyramid scheme. She probably doesn't understand what a pyramid scheme is. At least, you hope she doesn't.)
  • (You take her trick-or-treating. She gets a rock.)
  • (And advertisement for jewel painting comes on! Cassia wants to try it! Until she learns the jewels are plastic.)
  • (Heading outside, she takes a moment to pray to the sun. You wouldn't dare interrupt her.)
  • (Her next demand is an ostrich. If she puts it in the ostrich races, she can gain prestige for your name. She doesn't take you seriously when you tell her those aren't a thing.)
  • (You buy her a money tree! She takes a leaf off, examining it. She throws it away! Apparently it doesn't look like money to her.)
  • (She lets you know she's considering letting you explore her cave of wonders. You vow to touch everything.)
  • (She asks you to check on the monsters under her bed. You do. Two of the monsters are fast asleep, but the third wants a glass of water. You bring it. What a strange universe this is.)
  • (She's excited for the party. Everyone who's coming is bringing her a gift, right?)
  • (She wants to weigh your heart. You remind her that you still need it, so she agrees to wait until you don't anymore. Then she just... Stares at you.)
  • (You visit a small, local museum. The main attraction is a candle that supposedly has the power to summon a great evil. You wonder why anyone would leave something like that sitting around...)
  • (A little yip escapes her lips. Her tail begins to wag, her ears fold down and her eyes drift closed. You found the perfect spot!)
  • (A jackal's grin spreads on her face. Racing to the backyard she starts to dig in the dirt! Buried things are safe things!)
Upgrading to Lover
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  • (You tell her that you would cross a thousand deserts, over ten thousand says just to be with her.)
  • (She wraps her arms around you and presses her nose to yours. She hopes that she can always be your oasis from the difficult travels of life.)

Lover

  • I'm not sure how to express this feeling. You make me want to howl at the moon, but not just any moon. A super blood wolf moon that falls on a cold Friday the 13th.
Seduce
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  • (She asks you to check on the monsters under her bed. You do. Two of the monsters are fast asleep, but the third wants a glass of water. You bring it. What a strange universe this is.)
  • (She's excited to start her own pyramid scheme. She probably doesn't understand what a pyramid scheme is. At least, you hope she doesn't.)
  • (You can tell she enjoys the way she has you wrapped around her finger.)
  • (Home is where the heart is, her heart is in the desert. She hopes you don't mind a little sand in your shoes, because you're going with her.)
  • (Heading outside, she takes a moment to pray to the sun. You wouldn't dare interrupt her.)
  • (You visit a small, local museum. The main attraction is a candle that supposedly has the power to summon a great evil. You wonder why anyone would leave something like that sitting around...)
  • (And advertisement for jewel painting comes on! Cassia wants to try it! Until she learns the jewels are plastic.)
  • (Her next demand is an ostrich. If she puts it in the ostrich races, she can gain prestige for your name. She doesn't take you seriously when you tell her those aren't a thing.)
  • (You buy her a money tree! She takes a leaf off, examining it. She throws it away! Apparently it doesn't look like money to her.)
  • (A little yip escapes her lips. Her tail begins to wag, her ears fold down and her eyes drift closed. You found the perfect spot!)
  • (A jackal's grin spreads on her face. Racing to the backyard she starts to dig in the dirt! Buried things are safe things!)
Dates
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  • [Moonlight Stroll] (The way the moonlight hits the jasper in her jewelry makes her look ethereal. You can't help but admire her the whole walk. She enjoyed the attention.
  • [Beach] (She seems disappointed she didn't manage to get a tan, even though she lay there still as the dead for most of the date.)
  • [Sightseeing] (Using her hands to measure the mountains has made her arms tired. She is impressed, but next time take her somewhere fancier. She wants to swing from a chandelier!)
  • [Movie Theater] (It was nice to see a classic on the big screen, but Cassia seemed a little jealous of the main character. Later, she gives you a shipping list with "flying carpet," "genie", and "96 white Persian moneys" written on it.)

Nightingale

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Adversary

  • (She flicks her wings and razor sharp feathers fly towards you! They pierce through the invitation you're holding! Impressive, but also terrifying!)
Sorry
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  • (She squawks. And again. And louder. And longer! And shriller! And quicker! There's no end in sight!)
  • IF YOU DON'T GET OUT OF HERE, I'LL BITE YOU! LOOK AT MY HEAD! IT'S WEAVING SIDE TO SIDE! I'M DANGEROUS, I'M AGGRESSIVE! THAT'S RIGHT, BACK UP!
  • (She stretches up, trying to seem as tall as possible. Wings held out wide, she flaps at you as you approach.)
  • (Sometimes she looks like she wants to bite you, other times it looks like she's curious about the invitation. It would seem that her animal specialty is mixed messages.)
  • (You threaten to throw a green pig plushie at her if she doesn't stop being so angry. But that's not how this game works and she knows you know that.)
  • (When you place the gift down in front of her, she knocks it over with her foot and hops away.)
  • (The shriek she lets out can probably be heard on Mars. You make a mental note to buy earplugs for the party guests, just in case.)
Upgrade to Nuisance
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  1. BACK OFF! GET AWAY FROM ME! WHAT DO YOU WANT? WHY DO YOU HAVE MAIL WITH YOU?
  2. WHY WOULD YOU INVITE ME TO SOMETHING? I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU! THAT'S NICE OF YOU! I GUESS I CAN STOP YELLING AT YOU. AS LONG AS IT'S NOT A MURDER OR FIGHTING PARTY.

You unlocked Nightingale! Caawww!

Nuisance

  • Listen, I'm busy getting up to no good here. Going to a party isn't exactly 'up to no good' now, is it?
Sorry
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  • (Those awesome but impractical wings shouldn't allow her to fly and yet she gets around with ease. Take that, physics!)
  • (Since olden times it's been thought that angels had feathered bird wings and demons had leathery bat wings. If people thought bats were the more malicious species, they clearly never met a harpy!)
  • Is it at least a costume party? I've been looking for an opportunity to get fishnets and become the next sexy cryptid. I could think about coming if it gives me a chance to debut my outfit.
  • Your party might perhaps maybe sound okay. You'd still better watch what you say. One offence and I'll fly into the trees, never to be seen again!
  • (Shiny things catch her attention. Tin foil, nails, glass, rocks, a knife? Oh no! Drop that you... entitled goose!)
  • (When you place the gift down in front of her, she knocks it over with her foot and hops away.)
  • (You overhear her making a little coo sound. She looks embarrassed and fluffs up her feathers.)
Upgrade to Frenemy
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  1. Pumpkin patches are really good places to perch. You can perceive practically everything! Puh! Puh! What else starts with "p" that I can talk about?
  2. (Seeing your chance you slide on in with "Pretty parrots probably pick parties planned particularly for pretty people." She seems impressed - good job!)

Nightingale is your Frenemy. Watch out!

Frenemy

  • What kind of junk food are you going to have there? Crackers? I bet you're not going to have any crackers. Or seeds. Did you even think to get seeds?
Sorry
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  • (Those awesome but impractical wings shouldn't allow her to fly and yet she gets around with ease. Take that, physics!)
  • (Since olden times it's been thought that angels had feathered bird wings and demons had leathery bat wings. If people thought bats were the more malicious species, they clearly never met a harpy!)
  • Is it at least a costume party? I've been looking for an opportunity to get fishnets and become the next sexy cryptid. I could think about coming if it gives me a chance to debut my outfit.
  • Your party might perhaps maybe sound okay. You'd still better watch what you say. One offence and I'll fly into the trees, never to be seen again!
  • (Shiny things catch her attention. Tin foil, nails, glass, rocks, a knife? Oh no! Drop that you... entitled goose!)
  • (When you place the gift down in front of her, she knocks it over with her foot and hops away.)
  • (You overhear her making a little coo sound. She looks embarrassed and fluffs up her feathers.)
Upgrade to Acquaintance
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  1. (By this point you've retrieved the partially slashed invitation. Maybe now would be a good time to make the attempt to give it to her again?)
  2. (She allows you to reach out and hand her the invitation which she takes with her foot. Calling her a pretty parrot and playing her word game seems to have helped warm her up to you!)

You've reached Acquaintance level with Nightingale!

Acquaintance

  • Will there be any music at this party? I love to sing and dance. If you don't have a playlist of music or a karaoke machine, and I decide to come, I'll be bored!
  • (Those awesome but impractical wings shouldn't allow her to fly and yet she gets around with ease. Take that, physics!)
  • (Since olden times it's been thought that angels had feathered bird wings and demons had leathery bat wings. If people thought bats were the more malicious species, they clearly never met a harpy!)
  • Is it at least a costume party? I've been looking for an opportunity to get fishnets and become the next sexy cryptid. I could think about coming if it gives me a chance to debut my outfit.
  • Your party might perhaps maybe sound okay. You'd still better watch what you say. One offence and I'll fly into the trees, never to be seen again!
  • (Shiny things catch her attention. Tin foil, nails, glass, rocks, a knife? Oh no! Drop that you... entitled goose!)
  • (When you place the gift down in front of her, she knocks it over with her foot and hops away.)
  • (You overhear her making a little coo sound. She looks embarrassed and fluffs up her feathers.)
Upgrade to Friendzoned
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  1. You've convinced me. Between the music and the snacks and the company, I suppose that I can make an effort to come to this party.
  2. Of course, this is assuming that everyone there knows that everything I want is going to be mine, by gift or by stealing.

Nightingale is your Friend now? Phew!

Friendzoned

  • It would have made more sense to get someone with wings to deliver the invitations. Flying from place to place is much more efficient than legs.
  • (She's not being given the attention she needs so she causes problems on purpose. That Short-Tailed Pygmy Tyrant!)
  • Is that... a fruits basket? Oh hey, there's even a really melancholy looking rat in here. Do you spoil all your party invitees this much, or are you making a special effort for me?
  • (Catching you looking at her in the sunshine, she spreads her wings so you can better admire her plumage.)
  • Are those sunflower seeds in your hand? Have I ever told you that you're the most wonderful, generous, attractive, giving, sweet, amazing... I can have them!? YAY! THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!
  • You haven't invited any hawks or eagles or vultures to the party, have you? Fair warning, if I see another bird of prey, I'm gonna pick a fight!
  • It's funny how many different things people call me to try and get my attention. Stinky, Chicken, Pretty Girl, Pretty Bird, Lemon, Nina, Good Girl... I'll answer sometimes, depending on how I feel.
  • (This, like many of your other gifts to her, disappears. By chance, you notice something above the cupboards in the kitchen. Climbing up there you find her hoard! She's behind you. That was secret!)
  • (You overhear her making a little coo sound. She looks embarrassed and fluffs up her feathers.)
Upgrade to Awkward Besties
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  1. (That one annoying party song gets stuck in your head again and you find yourself whistling it.)
  2. (Proving to be a fast learner, Nightingale whistles it with you! You like the song a lot better now, which is good because you no longer have a choice but to hear it all the time!)

Nightingale is your Awkward Bestie! Shake those tail feathers!

Awkward Besties

  • (When you walk by, she whistles a cat-call at you! Do all birds just come with that pre-installed!? Maybe you should be offended, but it's also kind of flattering...)
Flirt
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  • Are there going to be cool monsters at this party? I could bring my skateboard. I've been practicing and I can do a sick kickflip! That'll impress them!
  • (You keep finding marbles and other small trinkets in your pocket. Nightingale won't say where she found them, or how she got them into your pocket, but insists that they're all for you. Oooh shiny!)
  • (A magpie swings by. It's going to recite The Tell-Tale Heart to everyone at the party from memory and needs to practice. It's a strangely perfect choice for entertainment.)
  • (Maybe she likes chocolate puffed wheat squares? You give her one and she starts zooming around! She's really going coo-coo for those puffed squares!)
  • (She isn't paying attention to you. Now's your chance for some payback! You flick an acorn at her and it bounces off her head! She is startled into flight! The sky is falling!)
  • (It's not a party without board games! Maybe you should replace the snakes in 'Sneks and Ladders' with real ones? Nightingale would lose her mind!)
  • (In conversations and other interactions, things are going your way a lot more often. Could this be the fabled 'Scary Bird Privilege'!?)
  • (You tell her she's looking delicious! There's a moment of silence and she hands you an egg. Useful birds shouldn't get turned into party snacks.)
  • Ah, I know what this is, thanks! CLEARLY a party hat. Excellent taste.
  • (You overhear her making a little coo sound. She looks embarrassed and fluffs up her feathers.)
Upgrade to Crush
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  1. (When you step out of her line of vision, she flies around and squawks! Like a fire alarm, but somehow louder and more shrill? Squawk! Squawk! Squawk!)
  2. (Running out of things to try to make her stop, you squawk back! This seems to please her and she chirps happily. Was... was that all it took!?)

Nightingale has a Crush on you!

Crush

  • (Nightingale uses her magic wind powers to ruffle your hair. Beware, the mighty harpy.)
Flirt
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  • Are there going to be cool monsters at this party? I could bring my skateboard. I've been practicing and I can do a sick kickflip! That'll impress them!
  • (You keep finding marbles and other small trinkets in your pocket. Nightingale won't say where she found them, or how she got them into your pocket, but insists that they're all for you. Oooh shiny!)
  • (A magpie swings by. It's going to recite The Tell-Tale Heart to everyone at the party from memory and needs to practice. It's a strangely perfect choice for entertainment.)
  • (Maybe she likes chocolate puffed wheat squares? You give her one and she starts zooming around! She's really going coo-coo for those puffed squares!)
  • (She isn't paying attention to you. Now's your chance for some payback! You flick an acorn at her and it bounces off her head! She is startled into flight! The sky is falling!)
  • (It's not a party without board games! Maybe you should replace the snakes in 'Sneks and Ladders' with real ones? Nightingale would lose her mind!)
  • (In conversations and other interactions, things are going your way a lot more often. Could this be the fabled 'Scary Bird Privilege'!?)
  • (She celebrates! She was not an early bird today so she didn't think she'd get the worm!)
  • (Her head bows down. Looks like she wants you to get the back of her neck too.)
Upgrade to Sweetheart
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  1. (Because karaoke is her favorite activity, you make sure that that's now an option at the party.)
  2. (She overheard you doing this, and now only sings the drumbeat. That might have been annoying but her little dance to match it is really cute! She's great at shaking her tail feathers!)

You've reached Sweetheart level with Nightingale!

Sweetheart

  • (Her face is covered in icing and crumbs from cupcakes that were for the party! You notice too late and she wipes her face on you, chirps happily, and flies away! Gross! But somehow also endearing?)
Flirt
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  • (One of her feathers sheds. You pick it up and put it on her head. She is fancy and delighted!)
  • Did you invite that centaur lady, Spectrum? I've always wanted to race her! I bet I'm faster. If I win she has to do a lap with me on her back!
  • (She stops for a moment and pretends to be a robot. You might regret telling her about the satirical conspiracy theory that birds aren't real.)
  • (So many of your jokes make her laugh uncontrollably! It's sweet that you can quack her up like that.)
  • Hey how about we go birdwatching instead? I guarantee if you say yes, you'll see at least two great tits.
  • (She has seen people wearing feather boas and understands this is the height of fashion. Not wanting you to feel underdressed, she drapes her wings over you in preparation for the party.)
  • (Meep meep! Better move fast, sounds like she wants you to catch her!)
  • (It's hard to believe that a creature supposed to be so strong and graceful is afraid of a pinata. It's not even set up yet. Yellow-bellied tweety bird.)
  • Hey there, squishy! I found where you're keeping the games for the party! Want to come and play one of them? There's one called twister and surprisingly, it's not a horror game!
  • (Birds are the last of the dinosaurs. Small velociraptors with wings. You can see the similarities as she rips into the waiting party snacks with her talons.)
  • (She leans in to your touch as you cup her cheek. Her eyes flutter shut. She's so comfortable with you. She coos gently.)
  • (Through long eyelashes she chirps at you. She hopes it's clear she's trying to talk birdie to you.)
  • (Preparing to sing, she gets comfortable and ruffles out her feathers.) PAPA OOM MA MA MAW PAPA- (Oh no.)
  • LOOK AT WHAT I HAVE. IT IS THE BEST THING! EVERYONE BETTER STAY AWAY FROM MY BEST THING IF THEY KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR THEM.
  • (Her head bows down. Looks like she wants you to get the back of her neck too.)
Upgrade to Girlfriend
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  1. I owe you and Charlotte an apology. I know I've been a little hard to handle and it wasn't fair of me. Can you forgive me?
  2. Thank you. Charlotte is a wonderful girl, and you... well you... are the best thing I've ever met, and that includes sunflower seeds!

Nightingale is your Girlfriend!

Girlfriend

  • (The learning curve of interacting with Nightingale may have been steep, but you are rewarded with her constantly coming up to you so she can nuzzle into your neck. Aww!)
Flirt
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  • (One of her feathers sheds. You pick it up and put it on her head. She is fancy and delighted!)
  • Did you invite that centaur lady, Spectrum? I've always wanted to race her! I bet I'm faster. If I win she has to do a lap with me on her back!
  • (She stops for a moment and pretends to be a robot. You might regret telling her about the satirical conspiracy theory that birds aren't real.)
  • (So many of your jokes make her laugh uncontrollably! It's sweet that you can quack her up like that.)
  • Hey how about we go birdwatching instead? I guarantee if you say yes, you'll see at least two great tits.
  • (She has seen people wearing feather boas and understands this is the height of fashion. Not wanting you to feel underdressed, she drapes her wings over you in preparation for the party.)
  • (Meep meep! Better move fast, sounds like she wants you to catch her!)
  • (It's hard to believe that a creature supposed to be so strong and graceful is afraid of a pinata. It's not even set up yet. Yellow-bellied tweety bird.)
  • Hey there, squishy! I found where you're keeping the games for the party! Want to come and play one of them? There's one called twister and surprisingly, it's not a horror game!
  • (Birds are the last of the dinosaurs. Small velociraptors with wings. You can see the similarities as she rips into the waiting party snacks with her talons.)
  • (She leans in to your touch as you cup her cheek. Her eyes flutter shut. She's so comfortable with you. She coos gently.)
  • (Through long eyelashes she chirps at you. She hopes it's clear she's trying to talk birdie to you.)
  • (Preparing to sing, she gets comfortable and ruffles out her feathers.) PAPA OOM MA MA MAW PAPA- (Oh no.)
  • LOOK AT WHAT I HAVE. IT IS THE BEST THING! EVERYONE BETTER STAY AWAY FROM MY BEST THING IF THEY KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR THEM.
  • (Her head bows down. Looks like she wants you to get the back of her neck too.)
Upgrade to Lover
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  1. I had become so used to being a lone bird, a solo hunter, a solitary creature. After this event, I've been seeing myself as more the 'mated-for-life' type. With you. Do you... feel the same about me?
  2. Hooray! That makes me want to fly up and do a barrel roll! I love you! I'll scream it from the rooftops! I LOVE YOU!

You and Nightingale are Lovebirds now!

Lover

  • You'd best agree to join me on the dancefloor. Mating rituals can be complicated, but I have a feeling this one will translate well between us.
Seduce
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  • (One of her feathers sheds. You pick it up and put it on her head. She is fancy and delighted!)
  • Did you invite that centaur lady, Spectrum? I've always wanted to race her! I bet I'm faster. If I win she has to do a lap with me on her back!
  • (She stops for a moment and pretends to be a robot. You might regret telling her about the satirical conspiracy theory that birds aren't real.)
  • (So many of your jokes make her laugh uncontrollably! It's sweet that you can quack her up like that.)
  • Hey how about we go birdwatching instead? I guarantee if you say yes, you'll see at least two great tits.
  • (She has seen people wearing feather boas and understands this is the height of fashion. Not wanting you to feel underdressed, she drapes her wings over you in preparation for the party.)
  • (Meep meep! Better move fast, sounds like she wants you to catch her!)
  • (It's hard to believe that a creature supposed to be so strong and graceful is afraid of a pinata. It's not even set up yet. Yellow-bellied tweety bird.)
  • Hey there, squishy! I found where you're keeping the games for the party! Want to come and play one of them? There's one called twister and surprisingly, it's not a horror game!
  • (Birds are the last of the dinosaurs. Small velociraptors with wings. You can see the similarities as she rips into the waiting party snacks with her talons.)
  • (She leans in to your touch as you cup her cheek. Her eyes flutter shut. She's so comfortable with you. She coos gently.)
  • (Through long eyelashes she chirps at you. She hopes it's clear she's trying to talk birdie to you.)
  • (Preparing to sing, she gets comfortable and ruffles out her feathers.) PAPA OOM MA MA MAW PAPA- (Oh no.)
  • (Her fierce desire to protect you may be getting wildly out of wing - no paper airplane, kite, or stray leaf will be safe if it approaches the party.)
  • (When she's dancing, chirping, exploring, or just causing low-grade mayhem, it cracks you up. Overall, you think she's a real hoot!)
  • Can you please help me with my hair? It's really hard to do anything aside from the windswept look with these wings and I want to make a good impression!
  • I probably don't say this enough, but thank you. You're a very capable person and I like that in a mate.
  • (Some of the fruit you bought is missing? You look at Nightingale - she's denying any involvement but there are seeds and juice on her face. She's a bad liar.)
  • Thank you for convincing me to come to the party. I'm sure it'll be egg-cellent! Get it? EGG-cellent!? Hahahaha!
  • (You get her a blanket because she's wiggling and shivering - turns out she was excited and they were happy little wiggles!)
  • (Feeling theatrical, you tell her when Apollo plays, twenty nightingales sing! She wants to know where the other Nightingales are! She's ready to fight them all in dramatic one-on-one battles!)
  • (As beautiful as a swan, as proud as a peacock, as smart as a raven... She appreciates the compliments but stop comparing her to other birds!)
  • (She coaxes you to sit on a pillow and starts surrounding you with blankets. She's building you a nest!)
  • If you touch me the way dance music does, I won't be surprised if we get kicked out of the party. That means we only have a little time left to get it out of our systems now...
  • LOOK AT WHAT I HAVE. IT IS THE BEST THING! EVERYONE BETTER STAY AWAY FROM MY BEST THING IF THEY KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR THEM.
  • (Her head bows down. Looks like she wants you to get the back of her neck too.)

Dates

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  • [Moonlight Stroll] (To get from place to place, walking is the most ineffective route for birds. She expects you to feel special that she endured all the waddling and hopping just to spend time with you.)
  • [Movie Theater] What a creepy movie! All those poor birds, turning into human-killing psychos! Were those the bird equivalents of zombies?
  • [Sightseeing] (Usually this park is full of beautiful songbirds and pigeons. For some reason, today, not a single other bird sound can be heard. Nightingale looks pleased as punch!)
  • [Beach] (To dry off, Nightingale wants to have a caucus race. She runs off in a random direction! Apparently you both win? What a confusing matter.)

Unlock Requirements

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Character Hobby Required
Charlotte None
Jelle Curiosity Lvl 3 Curiosity
Bonchovy Communication Lvl 12 Communication
Spectrum Gentle Lvl 18 Gentle
Quillzone Outgoing Lvl 42 Outgoing
Cassia/Nightingale/Myro/Pamulzebub Craftsmanship Lvl 55 Craftsmanship

Fulfilling Requirements

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Hobbies and Jobs

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This Event comes with all-new Spooky Themed Hobbies and Jobs as listed here:

Level Title Earnings Time $ Per Min Needed Shifts Time Blocks
1 Grave Digger $10 5s $120 3 3
2 Cemetery Dredger $12 5s $144 30 3
3 Burial Builder $14 5s $168 240 3
4 Cemetery Settler $16 5s $192 1,200 3
5 Crypt Keeper $18 5s $216 7,000 3
6 Mausoleum Maker $20 5s $240 36,000 3
7 Catacomb Crafter $22 5s $264 144,000 3
8 Sepulcher Scooper $24 5s $288 576,000 3
9 Ruin Revealer $26 5s $312 1,728,000 3
10 Tomb Exhumer $30 5s $360 Maxed 3
Level Title Earnings Per Min (base) Needed Shifts
1 Grave Digger $120 3
2 Cemetery Dredger $144 30
3 Burial Builder $168 240
4 Cemetery Settler $192 1200
5 Crypt Keeper $216 7000
6 Mausoleum Maker $240 36000
7 Catacomb Crafter $264 144000
8 Sepulcher Scooper $288 576000
9 Ruin Revealer $312 1728000
10 Tomb Exhumer $360 Maxed

Level Title Earnings Time $ Per Min Needed Shifts Time Blocks
1 Ectoplasm Cleaner $24 8s $180 300 4
2 Creepy Doll Disposer $28 8s $210 900 4
3 Orb Exterminator $32 8s $240 2,700 4
4 Banshee Shusher $38 8s $285 8,100 4
5 Cursed Object Advisor $44 8s $330 24,300 4
6 Poltergeist Eradicator $50 8s $375 72,900 4
7 Portal Destroyer $58 8s $435 218,700 4
8 Ghost Removal Expert $66 8s $495 656,100 4
9 Haunted House Flipper $74 8s $555 1,968,300 4
10 Who You Gonna Call $100 8s $750 Maxed 4
Level Title Earnings Per Min (base) Needed Shifts
1 Ectoplasm Cleaner $180 300
2 Creepy Doll Disposer $210 900
3 Orb Exterminator $240 2700
4 Banshee Shusher $285 8100
5 Cursed Object Advisor $330 24300
6 Poltergeist Eradicator $375 72900
7 Portal Destroyer $435 218700
8 Ghost Removal Expert $495 656100
9 Haunted House Flipper $555 1968300
10 Who You Gonna Call $750 Maxed

Level Title Earnings Time $ Per Min Needed Shifts Time Blocks
1 Chimera Contemplator $150 30s $300 500 5
2 Bigfoot Believer $200 28s $428.57 1,500 5
3 Werewolf Witness $250 26s $576.92 4,500 5
4 Ogopogo Observer $300 24s $750 13,500 5
5 Chubacabra Chaser $350 22s $954.55 40,500 5
6 Dragon Discoverer $400 20s $1,200 101,250 5
7 Unicorn Unveiler $450 18s $1,500 253,125 5
8 Jackalope Journalist $500 16s $1,875 506,250 5
9 Sasquatch Scholar $550 14s $2,357.14 1,012,500 5
10 Cryptid Connoisseur $600 12s $3,000 Maxed 5
Level Title Earnings Per Min (base) Needed Shifts
1 Chimera Contemplator $300 500
2 Bigfoot Believer $428.57 1500
3 Werewolf Witness $576.92 4500
4 Ogopogo Observer $750 13500
5 Chubacabra Chaser $954.55 40500
6 Dragon Discoverer $1,200 101250
7 Unicorn Unveiler $1,500 253125
8 Jackalope Journalist $1,875 506250
9 Sasquatch Scholar $2,357.14 1012500
10 Cryptid Connoisseur $3,000 Maxed

Level Title Earnings Time $ Per Min Needed Shifts Time Blocks
1 Tarot Card Shuffler $90 6s $900 1,000 2
2 Crystal Ball Polisher $100 6s $1,000 3,000 2
3 Fortune Cookie Writer $110 6s $1,100 9,000 2
4 Psychic Hotline Worker $120 6s $1,200 22,480 2
5 Terrible Tasseographer $140 6s $1,400 56,200 2
6 Mediocre Mentalist $160 6s $1,600 140,480 2
7 Passable Palm Reader $200 6s $2,000 280,960 2
8 Adept Astrologer $300 6s $3,000 561,920 2
9 Flawless Forecaster $400 7s $3,428.57 1,123,840 2
10 The Next Nostradamus $600 7s $5,142.86 Maxed 2
Level Title Earnings Per Min (base) Needed Shifts
1 Tarot Card Shuffler $900 1000
2 Crystal Ball Polisher $1,000 3000
3 Fortune Cookie Writer $1,100 9000
4 Psychic Hotline Worker $1,200 22480
5 Terrible Tasseographer $1,400 56200
6 Mediocre Mentalist $1,600 140480
7 Passable Palm Reader $2,000 280960
8 Adept Astrologer $3,000 561920
9 Flawless Forecaster $3,428.57 1123840
10 The Next Nostradamus $5,142.86 Maxed

Level Title Earnings Time $ Per Min Needed Shifts Time Blocks
1 Tin Foil Hat Maker $30 55s $32.73 600 7
2 Test Tube Labeler $60 50s $72 1,800 7
3 Weird Sample Analyzer $90 45s $120 5,400 7
4 Laserbeam Advocate $120 40s $180 16,200 7
5 Unethical Experimenter $150 35s $257.14 48,600 7
6 Vivisectionist $180 30s $360 97,200 7
7 Super-Plague Dabbler $210 25s $504 194,400 7
8 Weather Controller $240 20s $720 388,800 7
9 Killer Robot Creator $270 15s $1,080 777,600 7
10 Corpse Reanimator $90,000 20s $270,000 Maxed 7
Level Title Earnings Per Min (base) Needed Shifts
1 Tin Foil Hat Maker $32.73 600
2 Test Tube Labeler $72 1800
3 Weird Sample Analyzer $120 5400
4 Laserbeam Advocate $180 16200
5 Unethical Experimenter $257.14 48600
6 Vivisectionist $360 97200
7 Super-Plague Dabbler $504 194400
8 Weather Controller $720 388800
9 Killer Robot Creator $1,080 777600
10 Corpse Reanimator $270,000 Maxed

Level Title Earnings Time $ Per Min Needed Shifts Time Blocks
1 Soul Searcher $4,200 140s $1,800 180 8
2 Scary Story Researcher $6,600 140s $2,828.57 450 8
3 Haunted Location Scout $9,000 140s $3,857.14 1,125 8
4 EMF Meter Technician $11,400 140s $4,885.71 2,812 8
5 Ghost Tour Guide $13,800 140s $5,914.29 7,030 8
6 EVP Specialist $16,200 140s $6,942.86 14,060 8
7 Spirit Photographer $18,600 140s $7,971.43 28,120 8
8 Séance Host $21,000 140s $9,000 56,240 8
9 Parapsychologist $23,400 140s $10,028.57 112,480 8
10 Occult Museum Curator $30,000 140s $12,857.14 Maxed 8
Level Title Earnings Per Min (base) Needed Shifts
1 Soul Searcher $1,800 180
2 Scary Story Researcher $2,828.57 450
3 Haunted Location Scout $3,857.14 1125
4 EMF Meter Technician $4,885.71 2812
5 Ghost Tour Guide $5,914.29 7030
6 EVP Specialist $6,942.86 14060
7 Spirit Photographer $7,971.43 28120
8 Séance Host $9,000 56240
9 Parapsychologist $10,028.57 112480
10 Occult Museum Curator $12,857.14 Maxed

Level Title Earnings Time $ Per Min Needed Shifts Time Blocks
1 Mouthwasher $480 12s $2,400 3,000 6
2 Floss Police $600 12s $3,000 6,000 6
3 Orifice Invader $750 12s $3,750 12,000 6
4 Tongue Scraper $937 12s $4,685 24,000 6
5 Tongue Twister $1,171 12s $5,855 48,000 6
6 Cavity Driller $1,756 12s $8,780 96,000 6
7 Tooth Extractor $2,634 12s $13,170 192,000 6
8 Jawbreaker $3,951 12s $19,755 480,000 6
9 Torture Technician $5,926 12s $29,630 1,200,000 6
10 Leader of the Plaque $8,889 12s $44,445 Maxed 6
Level Title Earnings Per Min (base) Needed Shifts
1 Mouthwasher $2,400 3000
2 Floss Police $3,000 6000
3 Orifice Invader $3,750 12000
4 Tongue Scraper $4,685 24000
5 Tongue Twister $5,855 48000
6 Cavity Driller $8,780 96000
7 Tooth Extractor $13,170 192000
8 Jawbreaker $19,755 480000
9 Torture Technician $29,630 1200000
10 Leader of the Plaque $44,445 Maxed

Level Title Earnings Time $ Per Min Needed Shifts Time Blocks
1 Light Bulb Changer $2,000 90s $1,333.33 1,000 2
2 Bathtub Toast Enthusiast $6,000 130s $2,769.23 2,000 2
3 Jumper Cable Detangler $18,000 160s $6,750 4,000 2
4 Power Outlet Taster $30,000 200s $9,000 7,200 2
5 Taser Test Subject $40,000 220s $10,909.09 12,960 2
6 Electric Fence Assembler $50,000 210s $14,285.71 20,736 2
7 Human Lightning Rod $50,000 170s $17,647.06 31,104 2
8 Electric Eel Keeper $55,000 120s $27,500 43,545 2
9 Electroshock Therapist $60,000 110s $32,727.27 56,608 2
10 Electric Chairman $80,000 100s $48,000 Maxed 2
Level Title Earnings Per Min (base) Needed Shifts
1 Light Bulb Changer $1,333.33 1000
2 Bathtub Toast Enthusiast $2,769.23 2000
3 Jumper Cable Detangler $6,750 4000
4 Power Outlet Taster $9,000 7200
5 Taser Test Subject $10,909.09 12960
6 Electric Fence Assembler $14,285.71 20736
7 Human Lightning Rod $17,647.06 31104
8 Electric Eel Keeper $27,500 43545
9 Electroshock Therapist $32,727.27 56608
10 Electric Chairman $48,000 Maxed

Level Title Earnings Time $ Per Min Needed Shifts Time Blocks
1 Food Poisoner $8,000 260s $1,846.15 160 8
2 Brain Freezer $11,666.67 240s $2,916.67 640 8
3 Spoon Melter $15,000 220s $4,090.91 1,920 8
4 Fly Soup Preparer $20,000 200s $6,000 4,800 8
5 Griller of Strange Meat $26,666.67 180s $8,888.89 9,600 8
6 Creepypasta Cook $33,333.33 160s $12,500 19,200 8
7 Spit-Roaster $40,000 140s $17,142.86 28,800 8
8 Flambé Fanatic $46,666.67 120s $23,333.34 43,200 8
9 Expert Knife Wielder $53,333.33 100s $32,000 64,800 8
10 Private Chef $60,000 60s $60,000 Maxed 8
Level Title Earnings Per Min (base) Needed Shifts
1 Food Poisoner $1,846.15 160
2 Brain Freezer $2,916.67 640
3 Spoon Melter $4,090.91 1920
4 Fly Soup Preparer $6,000 4800
5 Griller of Strange Meat $8,888.89 9600
6 Creepypasta Cook $12,500 19200
7 Spit-Roaster $17,142.86 28800
8 Flambé Fanatic $23,333.34 43200
9 Expert Knife Wielder $32,000 64800
10 Private Chef $60,000 Maxed

Level Title Earnings Time $ Per Min Needed Shifts Time Blocks
1 Wizard $500 20s $1,500 100 10
2 Hairy Wizard $1,000 25s $2,400 300 10
3 Very Hairy Wizard $2,000 30s $4,000 900 10
4 Sorcerer $4,000 35s $6,857.14 2,700 10
5 More-cerer $8,000 40s $12,000 8,100 10
6 Magus Awesomus $16,000 45s $21,333.33 24,300 10
7 Grand Magus $32,000 50s $38,400 72,900 10
8 Archmage $64,000 55s $69,818.18 218,700 10
9 Arch Archmage $128,000 60s $128,000 656,100 10
10 Sorcerer Supremo $256,000 65s $236,307.69 Maxed 10
Level Title Earnings Per Min (base) Needed Shifts
1 Wizard $1,500 100
2 Hairy Wizard $2,400 300
3 Very Hairy Wizard $4,000 900
4 Sorcerer $6,857.14 2700
5 More-cerer $12,000 8100
6 Magus Awesomus $21,333.33 24300
7 Grand Magus $38,400 72900
8 Archmage $69,818.18 218700
9 Arch Archmage $128,000 656100
10 Sorcerer Supremo $236,307.69 Maxed

Hobbies

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Hobby Title Stat Raised Unlocked By
Bug Catching Creepy Default
Gardening Gentle Charlotte Nuisance
Creature Collector Curiosity Charlotte Frenemy
Ventriloquism Trickery Charlotte Acquaintance
Necromancy Communication Charlotte Friendzoned
Pumpkin Carving Craftsmanship Charlotte Awkward Besties
Cosplay Outgoing Charlotte Girlfriend
Fire Juggling Fearless Jelle Acquaintance
Whittling Knifeskills Bonchovy Acquaintance
Arts & Crafts Creativity Bonchovy Acquaintance
Dueling Reflexes Spectrum Acquaintance
Potion Brewing Culinary Quillzone Acquaintance

Gifts & Dates

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Gift Title Cost (Gold) Cost (Cookies) Affection Given Affection/Cost
Devil Dog 50 1 15 0.3
Not Blood 125 1 39 0.312
Brains (in a Jar) 250 1 81 0.324
Hard Candy 500 1 210 0.42
Candy Corn 1000 2 441 0.441
Coffin 2000 2 926 0.463
Eyeball 5000 2 2.4k 0.48
Garlic 12.5k 2 6.25k 0.5
Mummified Hand 31.25k 3 19.39k 0.621
Poison Apple 78.12k 3 60.13k 0.77
Cute Skull 234.37k 3 186.42k 0.795
Skull Cup 703.12k 3 577.90k 0.822
Spider Plush 2.10m 3 1.79m 0.852
Spirits 6.32m 4 5.55m 0.878
Wilted Bouquet 18.98m 4 17.21m 0.907
Witch Hat 47.46m 4 53.37m 1.125
Worm Sandwich 118.65m 4 138.76m 1.169
Trash Can 296.63m 4 360.78m 1.216
Crab Cake 741.57m 5 938.04m 1.265
Fishsticks 1.85b 5 2.43b 1.314
Collar 4.63b 5 6.58b 1.421
Black Lipstick 11.58b 5 18.43b 1.592
Bone 28.96b 5 53.47b 1.846
Pumpkin 72.41b 6 160.41b 2.215

The Dates are sadly exactly the same, but at least they cost less.

Date Time Blocks Hearts And Cost Duration
Moonlight Stroll 3 500 20 seconds
Movie Theater 6 25,000 90 seconds
Sightseeing 5 5,000 60 seconds
Beach 4 2,500 30 seconds

Trivia

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  • Charlotte in the event is speaking randomly unlike the main game.
  • This is the only chance to get some exclusive DX Wedding outfit for free (following the introduction of the Ticket Booth this is no longer the case).
  • The max boost for this event is only x64 (Which can be boosted more by Goal Boosts), so one time x64 boost purchase will fully maxed out the boost.
  • While in either universe, the other still does the calculations "Offline". So swapping between the two displays an "Offline Earning" popup every time.
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Dates

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Change Log

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  • V0.445 (Apr 2026): the dialogue line for Nightingale's event was changed - formerly "(The portal closes around you, and... What's that out of the corner of your eye? Was that a Monster Girl jumping in after you...!?)".