Fabian

Fabian is the merman prince of Aquataria and a Phone Fling guy in Blush Blush. His phone fling is unlocked by reaching Frenemy level with Scale.

He bears a striking resemblance and hairstyle to Dorian Reed from Hush Hush, but the relationship between the two, if any, is unknown.

Messages

Note that pauses under 5 minutes long are not indicated. Where the progress column says (A) or (B), these are your left and right options for how to respond.

SFW Version

Progress	SFW chat
1/23	Mirror, mirror, from the sand.
2/23	Who is the most beautiful in all the land?
(A)	...Evil queen?
(B)	I'm guessing what you want to hear is 'you'?
3/23	Evil? Me? Don't make me throw my luscious locks back and laugh.	Guessing? No. You must be sure.
4/23	However... You're nearer to the truth, with the royalty reference.	I would think the task easy, given you can see me...
5/23	Mirror, you are... How should I put this...
6/23	Underwhelming. A shadow of other mirrors and magical trinkets.
7/23	You're not even singing like the fluke, which is the duke of soul.
8/23	You don't amuse. Goodbye.
(A)	Aww, come on! You'll never find out my amazing powers that way.
(B)	Sounds more like you can't handle all the awesome I've got going on over here.
9/23	You'll have to do better.	I beg your pardon, I can handle anything the tide brings.
10/23	Do you have any idea how many gadgets, gizmos, whosits and whatsits I own?	You're lucky I don't break you with one of my thingymabobs.
11/23	All very different and very special in their own way.	Then we'll sea what you're made of.
12/23	But very well. No need to fish for second chances.
13/23	Go on. Tell me a tall tail. Explain why you're greater than a great white.
14/23	Will you promise me three wishes? Turn my enemies to stone?
15/23	Don't clam up now.
(A)	I... can see thing you... can't?
(B)	I'm a therapy mirror
16/23	Lacking a certain confidence, are we? Coming across a bit wishy washy?	Excuse me, a theropod mirror?
17/23	Be bold, strange mirror. In all things.	Oh. Beg your pardon, I misread.
18/23	So is this a vision thing? Can you sea into the future?	I was about to ask what possible porpoise you could serve.
19/23	Regardless - I still have doubts about you. I already have a favorite mirror.
20/23	It captures my beauty perfectly, and can send it around the world.
21/23	Like you for instance. Would you care for a good swooning?
22/23	Don't answer! I know it's yes!
23/23	[Fabian Photo 1]
(A)	Is it better down where it's wetter?
(B)	I feel like a fish out of water.
1/21	Take it from me - I wouldn't have it any other way!	Such a strange compliment.
2/21	Walking on land with two strange appendages? Yuck.	You feel as if you cannot even breathe like a fish with no water?
3/21	A tail looks far better on me. It goes with everything.	That compliment is deadly serious. I enjoy it.
4/21	Alright. I'm bored now.
5/21	What did the ocean do when the sailor returned to land?
6/21	It waved goodbye.
(A)	I can't tell if you need rescuing or not. Do you?
(B)	Hey - have you always been half... fish? Ocean mammal?
7/21	Normally I would take such a question as a veiled threat...	I beg your pardon?
8/21	But there's something about you that I cannot deny is alluring.	As a land dweller might say... I advise you to tread carefully.
9/21	I am in no danger. What do you mean?
(A)	I've been rescuing a lot of half-animal, half-sexy men lately...
(B)	If I kiss you, you won't turn into a full man? Or fish?
10/21	I'm impressed that this is a problem you have encountered more than once.	Your questions are confusing, and somehow completely delightful.
11/21	But if you're asking if I'm somehow cursed, the answer is no.
12/21	Only with unfathomable beauty.
13/21	And an intellect as boundless as the sea.
14/21	Such burdens I would not wish upon my worst enemy.
15/21	But mostly because my enemies are ugly and stupid, and that works for me.
(A)	Well, If you don't need rescuing, I think we're done here!
(B)	I sort of specialize in cursed men, so I'll be weighing anchor.
16/21	But wait... Suddenly I find myself more interested...	Well hold on. You have me somewhat interested now.
17/21	Don't leave! I can be in danger!
18/21	I get into danger all the time. It's practically second nature!
19/21	Hold on!
Pause	1 day pause
20/21	Aha! Here now! Gaze upon your prince in distress!
21/21	[Fabian photo 2]
1/24	Well?
2/24	You can't leave me like this. Ensnared in the deadly tools of land dwellers!
3/24	Note that I still look pretty darn cute.
4/24	Rope can't keep a good merman down, after all.
(A)	Is this the crucial moment of a relationship?
(B)	Don't worry, the clumsiness is an endearing character trait.
5/24	O-of course!	Naturally. I make even a clumsy act look desirable.
6/24	You can now save me with... uh...	B-but that's not to say I am this movement-challenged always.
7/24	Thoughts of encouragement?	I am beauty. I am grace. I'm relieved this didn't ruin my face.
8/24	Damn. I'm actually stuck. Stupid fish, can't even nibble these restraints off of me.
9/24	At least it's not a net.
10/24	I'd die if I ever got caught in a human's hands.
11/24	With their walking and running on their... uh...
12/24	Oh what do you call them... feet?
(A)	Not the only thing they're known for. A lot of humans find them quite sexy.
(B)	Oh geez, yeah, humans. They suck, right?
13/24	They find those fleshy dirt magnets sexy?	They're so primitive and blind.
14/24	And the five extra bits on the end of the feet? Ugh, it's unnatural!	Very easy to trick.
15/24	Being enamored with us is obvious - but us with them?! No thank you!	Can't believe we've been getting away with them thinking we're dugongs for centuries!
16/24	I will never understand the other merfolk that give up their tails.
17/24	All that, for a human?
18/24	Makes my scales tingle.
(A)	Yeah - humans look funny trying to walk on sand.
(B)	Right? Some of them wear socks with their sandals.
19/24	Oooh, yes! I enjoy that one.	They did what?!
20/24	I like to hide behind a rock then point and laugh.	Ohmygosh!
21/24	Would love to see a human try and do the things I can do so flawlessly.
22/24	Hold on. I shall give thee evidence.
Pause	2 day pause
23/24	Here you are! Another work of art.
24/24	[Fabian photo 3]
1/∞	See? Beautiful form.
(A)	You handle that snake like a pro.
(B)	Congratulations, you saved me from a terrible beast.
2/∞	I handle all slippery things like a professional.	Oh! I suppose I did, didn't I?
3/∞	Part of my charm.	Haha! What a game we are playing!
4/∞	This has been so much fun.
5/∞	Now I must return to my princely duties but I will keep you in mind dear mirror.
(A)	Hold on, I don't even know your name.
(B)	Prince who exactly?
6/∞	You don't know the name of the gorgeous creature you've been talking to this whole time?!	Excuse me? You don't know who I am?!
7/∞	You've had the pleasure and delight of talking to the one and only...
8/∞	Prince Fabian of Aquataria!
9/∞	I would add with dramatic flair to remember it well.
10/∞	But I know you will. Everyone does.
11/∞	Farewell!
12/∞	...My interesting human friend...
13/∞	Till next we speak...

Uncut Version

The NSFW track first diverges from the SFW with your reply right after the first picture. All three pictures are different between versions.

Progress	"Uncut" chat
1/23	Mirror, mirror, from the sand.
2/23	Who is the most beautiful in all the land?
(A)	...Evil queen?
(B)	I'm guessing what you want to hear is 'you'?
3/23	Evil? Me? Don't make me throw my luscious locks back and laugh.	Guessing? No. You must be sure.
4/23	However... You're nearer to the truth, with the royalty reference.	I would think the task easy, given you can see me...
5/23	Mirror, you are... How should I put this...
6/23	Underwhelming. A shadow of other mirrors and magical trinkets.
7/23	You're not even singing like the fluke, which is the duke of soul.
8/23	You don't amuse. Goodbye.
(A)	Aww, come on! You'll never find out my amazing powers that way.
(B)	Sounds more like you can't handle all the awesome I've got going on over here.
9/23	You'll have to do better.	I beg your pardon, I can handle anything the tide brings.
10/23	Do you have any idea how many gadgets, gizmos, whosits and whatsits I own?	You're lucky I don't break you with one of my thingymabobs.
11/23	All very different and very special in their own way.	Then we'll sea what you're made of.
12/23	But very well. No need to fish for second chances.
13/23	Go on. Tell me a tall tail. Explain why you're greater than a great white.
14/23	Will you promise me three wishes? Turn my enemies to stone?
15/23	Don't clam up now.
(A)	I... can see thing you... can't?
(B)	I'm a therapy mirror
16/23	Lacking a certain confidence, are we? Coming across a bit wishy washy?	Excuse me, a theropod mirror?
17/23	Be bold, strange mirror. In all things.	Oh. Beg your pardon, I misread.
18/23	So is this a vision thing? Can you sea into the future?	I was about to ask what possible porpoise you could serve.
19/23	Regardless - I still have doubts about you. I already have a favorite mirror.
20/23	It captures my beauty perfectly, and can send it around the world.
21/23	Like you for instance. Would you care for a good swooning?
22/23	Don't answer! I know it's yes!
23/23	[NSFW Photo]
(A)	Doesn't that thing make swimming difficult?
(B)	This would make it very easy to figure out if you were happy to see me.
1/21	On the contrary.	I am most happy when I am gazing at my reflection.
2/21	I think of it like an extra fin.	Knowing you are gazing at me with lust in your heart makes me swell like the tides.
3/21	You know what they say about mermen who are excellent swimmers ;)	Being this pretty is not easy.
4/21	Alright. I'm bored now.
5/21	What did the ocean do when the sailor returned to land?
6/21	It waved goodbye.
(A)	I can't tell if you need rescuing or not. Do you?
(B)	Hey - have you always been half... fish? Ocean mammal?
7/21	Normally I would take such a question as a veiled threat...	I beg your pardon?
8/21	But there's something about you that I cannot deny is alluring.	As a land dweller might say... I advise you to tread carefully.
9/21	I am in no danger. What do you mean?
(A)	I've been rescuing a lot of half-animal, half-sexy men lately...
(B)	If I kiss you, you won't turn into a full man? Or fish?
10/21	I'm impressed that this is a problem you have encountered more than once.	Your questions are confusing, and somehow completely delightful.
11/21	But if you're asking if I'm somehow cursed, the answer is no.
12/21	Only with unfathomable beauty.
13/21	And an intellect as boundless as the sea.
14/21	Such burdens I would not wish upon my worst enemy.
15/21	But mostly because my enemies are ugly and stupid, and that works for me.
(A)	Well, If you don't need rescuing, I think we're done here!
(B)	I sort of specialize in cursed men, so I'll be weighing anchor.
16/21	But wait... Suddenly I find myself more interested...	Well hold on. You have me somewhat interested now.
17/21	Don't leave! I can be in danger!
18/21	I get into danger all the time. It's practically second nature!
19/21	Hold on!
Pause	1 day pause
20/21	Aha! Here now! Gaze upon your prince in distress!
21/21	[NSFW photo]
1/24	Well?
2/24	You can't leave me like this. Ensnared in the deadly tools of land dwellers!
3/24	Note that I still look pretty darn cute.
4/24	Rope can't keep a good merman down, after all.
(A)	Modelling the latest 'merman in distress' look?
(B)	The way out of that is to definitely keep wriggling.
5/24	Anything is a catfish-walk if you're brave enough.	Most definitely. And that's what I'm doing.
6/24	But I wouldn't say it's 'distress.'	Just keep wriggling. Just keep wriggling. Just keep wriggling, wriggling, wriggling...
7/24	More like a sexy accident. I have those a lot.	You planned that. The ropes are rubbing against my delicate appendage now.
8/24	Damn. I'm actually stuck. Stupid fish, can't even nibble these restraints off of me.
9/24	At least it's not a net.
10/24	I'd die if I ever got caught in a human's hands.
11/24	With their walking and running on their... uh...
12/24	Oh what do you call them... feet?
(A)	Not the only thing they're known for. A lot of humans find them quite sexy.
(B)	Oh geez, yeah, humans. They suck, right?
13/24	They find those fleshy dirt magnets sexy?	They're so primitive and blind.
14/24	And the five extra bits on the end of the feet? Ugh, it's unnatural!	Very easy to trick.
15/24	Being enamored with us is obvious - but us with them?! No thank you!	Can't believe we've been getting away with them thinking we're dugongs for centuries!
16/24	I will never understand the other merfolk that give up their tails.
17/24	All that, for a human?
18/24	Makes my scales tingle.
(A)	Yeah - humans look funny trying to walk on sand.
(B)	Right? Some of them wear socks with their sandals.
19/24	Oooh, yes! I enjoy that one.	They did what?!
20/24	I like to hide behind a rock then point and laugh.	Ohmygosh!
21/24	Please, talk more about how useless humans are. It turns me on.
22/24	Hold on. I shall give thee evidence.
Pause	2 day pause
23/24	Here you are! Another work of art.
24/24	[NSFW photo]
1/∞	A trident that could rule the seas.
(A)	Looks like you started a bit early.
(B)	Humans are lame. Merfolk rule.
2/∞	Swimming all day and night gives me great stamina.	Hnnngh! Yessss!
3/∞	I can hold this orgasm for hours.	My royal phallus is pleased with your words.
4/∞	This has been fun. But my trident calls for release, and I think I shall make an afternoon of it.
5/∞	Then I must return to my princely duties but I will keep you in mind dear mirror.
(A)	Hold on, I don't even know your name.
(B)	Prince who exactly?
6/∞	You don't know the name of the gorgeous creature you've been talking to this whole time?!	Excuse me? You don't know who I am?!
7/∞	You've had the pleasure and delight of talking to the one and only...
8/∞	Prince Fabian of Aquataria!
9/∞	I would add with dramatic flair to remember it well.
10/∞	But I know you will. Everyone does.
11/∞	Farewell!
12/∞	...My interesting human friend...
13/∞	Till next we speak...

Vote-a-Fling Placements

Fabian's placements in each season of Vote-a-Fling.

Season	Vote Count	Placement	Season's Winner
Season 1	228	18th out of 20	Poe
Season 2	341	16th out of 19	Cashew
Season 3	421	12th out of 18	Seth
Season 4	551	10th out of 17	Logan
Season 5	537	10th out of 16	Reece
Season 6	722	8th out of 15	Ace
Season 7	TBA	TBA	TBA

Gallery

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  Would you care for a good swooning?
  Don't answer! I know it's yes!
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  Aha! Here now! Gaze upon your prince in distress!
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  Here you are! Another work of art.