Theo

Theo is a gamer boy who contacts you after you play as a sniper on his team. He is unlocked by reaching Rush Master in the Streamer job.

Messages

Note that pauses under 5 minutes long are not indicated. Where the progress column says (A) or (B), these are your left and right options for how to respond.

SFW Version

Progress	SFW chat
1/22	Hey! I just wanted to reach out and thank you for being the team aimbot the other night.
2/22	You were a solid sniper. MVP for sure. F for respect.
(A)	Thanks man. Just doing my part.
(B)	Anytime man, was a pleasure
3/22	Kudos to you my friend.	I'll hold you to that.
4/22	Didn't get a chance to intro myself in chat.
5/22	I'm Theo. Nice to meet someone with a bit of that wholesome goodness.
6/22	The community ain't always the friendliest.
7/22	I do my best to keep the toxic down.
(A)	As long as you're not screaming at me that I'm doing a bad job, I'm good.
(B)	Wish more people played by those rules, for sure.
8/22	Pfft, no one's having fun then, dude.	Thanks for that.
9/22	I've had morons yell at me that I messed up their triple kill.	We're all here to have a good time.
10/22	Guys, come on. Cut down on the salt.	Unless you play ranked. Then the salt is real.
11/22	So what's up, fam?
12/22	Played anything interesting lately?
(A)	Been focusing on some solo games. In particular, this one about cute animals. I can relate.
(B)	Phone games really got my attention lately. I can get lose myself for hours.
13/22	Hells yeah!	The ads got to you too, huh?
14/22	I've been playing that one too. I'm developing a deep fear of tarantulas.	Been participating in many of the ones with raids?
15/22	Wish I could get a cute animal friend of my own but I'm literally made of allergies.	Been addicted to this one game. Let's just say it's "ambitious".
16/22	Closest I can get is those fun little handheld pet games.	The dream is to reach legend status. I don't even know why. My dreams are trash sometimes.
17/22	In case you can't tell, big fan of video games.
18/22	Retro games have my heart but that doesn't mean I don't got love for the new stuff.
(A)	What consoles you got?
(B)	How big do you think your collection is?
19/22	Oh geez uhhh...	Oof, that's like asking how many Final Fable games there are.
20/22	Hang on, lemme count my room.	More like Endless Fable, am I right?
21/22	Might be easier if I just show you.
22/22	[Theo Photo 1]
1/32	Like what you see?
(A)	You're like super mega nerd!
(B)	Any of those games give you the grumps sometimes?
2/32	Yes yes yes! I like!	If by that you mean do I get paid to riff on games and eat stuff, no.
3/32	Hahahaha, I take it as the highest compliment.	But if you mean do I get mad when I lose, the answer is also no.
4/32	I'm lucky to have a large collection.	I win too much to whinge! Hahaha.
5/32	Excuse the mess, didn't plan on entertaining today.
6/32	Here we see the Theo in his natural habitat.
(A)	He stalks the kitchen for his prey.
(B)	Theo don't care. Theo don't give a ship.
7/32	Every three hours, he sneaks about the tiled ground.	Hahahaha! Hey, no fair, I care a little.
8/32	Hungry for the goodness that resides in plastic bags.	Can't have people thinking I'm a stereotype, oh hells no haha.
9/32	Grabs three - no! - four snacks! Escapes!	I'm clean, I swear. Don't tell the world how I live. XD
10/32	Oh! Almost forgot!
11/32	Not to make my whole persona about video games.
12/32	But I am gonna ask you about the game we were playing the other night.
(A)	Thou art a gamer boi.
(B)	Never saw this coming.
13/32	Pffft! I barely got the reference, but good one!	Yeah yeah, I know I know.
14/32	While I'm generally not a huge fan of playing super competitively.
15/32	I can usually get on board if it's a good team game.
16/32	And me and three other friends are always looking for a fifth.
17/32	And... I think I've found them...
(A)	Awww, my skills weren't anything fancy. But I'm always down for friendship.
(B)	Of course! Tell me about these teammates?
18/32	That's straight up "power of friendship" preaching there.	Will do! They're a fun bunch.
19/32	Sidenote, I don't actually know their real names, just gamer tags which I'll send you later.
20/32	So the first girl is also a retro game fan by heart and very upbeat.
21/32	The other girl on the team can be hard to talk to but she's fun, I swear.
22/32	She and the other guy on the team knew each other way before me.
23/32	They're hackers or something? The guy has a sister that likes to jump on and mess with us.
24/32	So watch out for that, she's a crazy one.
(A)	Why didn't you ask the sister to be a fifth player?
(B)	Sounds like a worthy group of individuals.
25/32	Because she's crazy. Didn't I say that already?	It's strange how we all get along.
26/32	She prefers to troll in the chat rather than play.	The two hackers are the ones who helped me get better at online games.
27/32	We'd rather have someone fun who actually wants to be there.	Me and the upbeat one will help you out this time. :)
28/32	Sweet. Now that that's done, I'm gonna go forage for food.
29/32	BRB.
Pause	1 day pause
30/32	So the plan was to pour one out for the new team.
31/32	But I guess I got excited.
32/32	[Theo Photo 2]
1/52	There's a dirty joke here, I know it.
(A)	Oh noooo, now you're all sticky. ;) That work?
(B)	Nailed it on the head with the excited comment tbh.
2/52	I swear, this never happens to me. XD	Agreed. Led to a premature pouring.
3/52	Eh, who am I kidding? Happens a lot haha.	Happens to the best of us.
4/52	Could be worse.
5/52	What if I'd sent you an image of me in truly compromising position?
6/52	Geez, if you could see the dumb things I send my friends.
7/52	We joke about becoming cam artists instead of streaming.
8/52	hink I could pull it off with my dashing good looks and modest figure?
(A)	Oh of course, I know I'd subscribe.
(B)	Combining nakedness and video games? On the internet? No one's ever done that.
9/52	You always remember your first.	Right? Pro gamer move if I ever saw one.
10/52	This has been great. You're easily the most stand up person I've ever met.
11/52	Anti-toxic.
12/52	Easy to talk to
13/52	Funny as hell.
14/52	The banter between us - *chef's kiss.*
15/52	Got some time to mess around with me?
16/52	While I'm in game, I mean.
17/52	Haha, unless? ;)
(A)	Oh Theo, take me now. *swoons*
(B)	When I think about you, I touch my controller.
18/52	Hells yes. I'll catch you. I've always wanted to catch(?) someone.	What a strange coincidence - so do I.
19/52	Seriously, big fan of your attitude.
20/52	Give me a bit to set up.
21/52	Gotta grab my cool retro gamepad.
22/52	Alrighty then.
23/52	Time to eat snacks and play games.
24/52	Hey, this might sound a bit weird, but I would love if you continued to talk to me while I played.
25/52	I think I might have played better the other night 'cause you were encouraging me. Mind giving it a go?
(A)	If you can't win this quickly, I ain't joining your team.
(B)	You've got this, nerd boi.
26/52	I said encouraging! XD But I like the ultimatum.	Well now I've gotta make sure I can keep that title.
27/52	Wow, this team must be super new.
28/52	Would be much easier with a friend.
(A)	Hey Theo, whatcha playing?
(B)	Tell me the game, I could get on?
29/52	Decided I wanted some dungeon crawling.	Nah, it's fine. Gotta prove I can put my controller where my mouth is.
30/52	Jumped on an MMO if you're curious.
31/52	Gah! One of the DPS players pulled aggro!
(A)	Come on! You can recover from this!
(B)	No team wiping! I'll never forgive you! D:
32/52	This might be the end... Speak of my glory...	Gaaah!!! Lag! >w<
33/52	I'm... alive?
34/52	No one died! Oh! We might have this!
35/52	Look at my n00b-ass team, coming in clutch.
(A)	Mash the buttons, defeat the monsters!
(B)	Go, Theo, go! I choose you!
36/52	I'm mashing, I'm mashing!	I'm emote cheering frantically!
37/52	Uh, I mean.	Slash, emote, dodge. Slash emote, dodge.
38/52	There is skill to this, I swear lol.	I've got this, they've got this, we've got this.
39/52	Ooookay, final boss. Never made it to this guy before.
40/52	Gonna need a lot of "kind words" for this one.
41/52	Or insulting, either way. You seem pretty good with the threats too.
42/52	Might need a good kick in the butt to get me amped for this.
(A)	Can't win first go? Not a true gamer.
(B)	I am proficient in cheer. You will win. WIN!
43/52	Am so.	Marshmallow demands I win, so I must!
44/52	This boss is going down.
45/52	I underestimated the newbies.
46/52	They still haven't died. Good!
47/52	Concentration time.
Pause	2 day pause
48/52	The dungeon has ended.
(A)	Aaaaaaand?
(B)	GG?
49/52	WE DID IT! FIRST TRY! NO DEATHS!	Extremely good game!
50/52	Your winner.
51/52	Long may he game.
52/52	[Theo Photo 3]
(A)	I am honored to join your ranks.
(B)	Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
1/∞	I dub thee teammate.	Gosh, chicken would be a good victory meal.
2/∞	I could go again.
3/∞	Hands feel like pins and needles.
4/∞	But hey, it's a challenge.
5/∞	Maybe you could jump on this time?
6/∞	If you have the time.
(A)	You sure? You sound a little tired.
(B)	I have the time but do you?
7/∞	Pfffft, sleep?	Always!
8/∞	Who needs sleep?	I'm available at all times.
9/∞	Sooo? More games?
10/∞	You down? I'm so down.
(A)	Hang on there mister, I saw the bags under your eyes in the photo.
(B)	You know it just hit me. We've been talking for a very long time.
11/∞	Whatever do you mean?	It be like that when you connect with someone.
12/∞	Dang, you got me.
13/∞	Feel free to yell at me, I deserve it.
14/∞	I've been awake for more than 38 hours.
15/∞	Time flies and all that.
16/∞	It's killin' me having to stop this now.
17/∞	But... next time?
(A)	I'll be stocked on snacks to keep the energy up.
(B)	Grab the group, we'll play together.
18/∞	True gamer right here haha.	Not a bad idea.
19/∞	It's been righteous Marshmallow.
20/∞	Can't wait to play again.
21/∞	TTYL.
22/∞	F.

Uncut Version

The NSFW track first diverges from the SFW after the first pic, at 5/32. All three pictures are different between versions.

Progress	"Uncut" chat
1/22	Hey! I just wanted to reach out and thank you for being the team aimbot the other night.
2/22	You were a solid sniper. MVP for sure. F for respect.
(A)	Thanks man. Just doing my part.
(B)	Anytime man, was a pleasure
3/22	Kudos to you my friend.	I'll hold you to that.
4/22	Didn't get a chance to intro myself in chat.
5/22	I'm Theo. Nice to meet someone with a bit of that wholesome goodness.
6/22	The community ain't always the friendliest.
7/22	I do my best to keep the toxic down.
(A)	As long as you're not screaming at me that I'm doing a bad job, I'm good.
(B)	Wish more people played by those rules, for sure.
8/22	Pfft, no one's having fun then, dude.	Thanks for that.
9/22	I've had morons yell at me that I messed up their triple kill.	We're all here to have a good time.
10/22	Guys, come on. Cut down on the salt.	Unless you play ranked. Then the salt is real.
11/22	So what's up, fam?
12/22	Played anything interesting lately?
(A)	Been focusing on some solo games. In particular, this one about cute animals. I can relate.
(B)	Phone games really got my attention lately. I can get lose myself for hours.
13/22	Hells yeah!	The ads got to you too, huh?
14/22	I've been playing that one too. I'm developing a deep fear of tarantulas.	Been participating in many of the ones with raids?
15/22	Wish I could get a cute animal friend of my own but I'm literally made of allergies.	Been addicted to this one game. Let's just say it's "ambitious".
16/22	Closest I can get is those fun little handheld pet games.	The dream is to reach legend status. I don't even know why. My dreams are trash sometimes.
17/22	In case you can't tell, big fan of video games.
18/22	Retro games have my heart but that doesn't mean I don't got love for the new stuff.
(A)	What consoles you got?
(B)	How big do you think your collection is?
19/22	Oh geez uhhh...	Oof, that's like asking how many Final Fable games there are.
20/22	Hang on, lemme count my room.	More like Endless Fable, am I right?
21/22	Might be easier if I just show you.
22/22	[NSFW Photo]
1/32	Like what you see?
(A)	You're like super mega nerd!
(B)	Any of those games give you the grumps sometimes?
2/32	Yes yes yes! I like!	If by that you mean do I get paid to riff on games and eat stuff, no.
3/32	Hahahaha, I take it as the highest compliment.	But if you mean do I get mad when I lose, the answer is also no.
4/32	I'm lucky to have a large collection.	I win too much to whinge! Hahaha.
5/32	Oh hey, excuse the shirt by the way.
6/32	I know it's not for everyone.
(A)	Do you go outside with it on?
(B)	Way more focused on the cutie wearing it.
7/32	Course not!	Aw shucks, thanks.
8/32	Sexy shirt is for inside only.	I mean no. You're cute, you cutie.
9/32	Don't want to get death stare from soccer moms with Karen-powers.	I know I haven't seen what you look like, but talk(?) cute.
10/32	Oh! Almost forgot!
11/32	Not to make my whole persona about video games.
12/32	But I am gonna ask you about the game we were playing the other night.
(A)	Thou art a gamer boi.
(B)	Never saw this coming.
13/32	Pffft! I barely got the reference, but good one!	Yeah yeah, I know I know.
14/32	While I'm generally not a huge fan of playing super competitively.
15/32	I can usually get on board if it's a good team game.
16/32	And me and three other friends are always looking for a fifth.
17/32	And... I think I've found them...
(A)	Awww, my skills weren't anything fancy. But I'm always down for friendship.
(B)	Of course! Tell me about these teammates?
18/32	That's straight up "power of friendship" preaching there.	Will do! They're a fun bunch.
19/32	Sidenote, I don't actually know their real names, just gamer tags which I'll send you later.
20/32	So the first girl is also a retro game fan by heart and very upbeat.
21/32	The other girl on the team can be hard to talk to but she's fun, I swear.
22/32	She and the other guy on the team knew each other way before me.
23/32	They're hackers or something? The guy has a sister that likes to jump on and mess with us.
24/32	So watch out for that, she's a crazy one.
(A)	Why didn't you ask the sister to be a fifth player?
(B)	Sounds like a worthy group of individuals.
25/32	Because she's crazy. Didn't I say that already?	It's strange how we all get along.
26/32	She prefers to troll in the chat rather than play.	The two hackers are the ones who helped me get better at online games.
27/32	We'd rather have someone fun who actually wants to be there.	Me and the upbeat one will help you out this time. :)
28/32	Sweet. Now that that's done, I'm gonna go forage for food.
29/32	BRB.
Pause	1 day pause
30/32	Hey good news! Remember that Marshmallow player I told you about the other day? They're going to join our team.
31/32	BTW here's that photo I promised. I'm TOTALLY built for camming.
32/32	[NSFW Photo]
1/52	Oh shit! Wrong ###!
(A)	May wanna double check the contact name. Nice cock by the way.
(B)	I agree, that hand looks good on your joystick.
2/52	Ah. Well. This is embarrassing.	Aw crap.
3/52	Thanks? I manscape lol.	I literally take my first ever NSFW pic on my phone, and I send it to the wrong number.
4/52	Okay, I'mma explain.
5/52	Sooo, me and the hacker guy joke around a lot.
6/52	He knows that I stream a little here and there and I have a modest following.
7/52	One joke led to another and he mentioned lewding it up to get a cash flow going.
8/52	I said I could totally pull it off but he wanted proof that I had worthwhile equipment.
(A)	Not the strangest way I've received a nude but this is a fun way.
(B)	Consider me a fan. When should I send you money? Hehehe.
9/52	I'm all about fun.	Special deal - first in, first time's free.
10/52	This has been great. You're easily the most stand up person I've ever met.
11/52	Anti-toxic.
12/52	Easy to talk to
13/52	Funny as fuck.
14/52	And we can have a laugh over dicks!
15/52	I feel like you gotta get me back somehow though.
16/52	Glad we laughed about it, but I still feel bad.
17/52	Anyway I can make it up to you?
(A)	Care to give multitasking a go, big guy?
(B)	Let's see you combine streaming and camming, shall we?
18/52	Love a challenge. Let's do this.	Color me intrigued. You're on.
19/52	Seriously, big fan of your attitude.
20/52	Give me a bit to set up.
21/52	Gotta grab my cool retro gamepad.
22/52	Alrighty then.
23/52	Controllers out, dicks out.
24/52	Hey, this might sound a bit weird, but I would love if you continued to talk to me while I played.
25/52	Wonder how hard this would be with a mic hooked up too?
(A)	I'm always game for extreme mode.
(B)	Think you can play your best while playing with yourself?
26/52	Extreme mode could be interesting. I'll make a mental note.	It's a lot more difficult than playing a hentai one-handed but I'm willing to learn.
27/52	Oof, yeah this is harder one handed, haha.
28/52	Would be much easier with a friend.
(A)	Am I holding your dick or the controller in this scenario?
(B)	Be easier if my mouth was on you instead, huh?
29/52	That might be even more of a distraction hahaha.	You really don't hold back, huh? Total MVP.
30/52	Dunno if that would make this dungeon run easier or harder honestly.
31/52	Gah! One of the DPS players pulled aggro!
(A)	Come on! You can recover from this!
(B)	No team wiping! I'll never forgive you! D:
32/52	This might be the end... Speak of my glory...	Gaaah!!! Lag! >w<
33/52	I'm... alive?
34/52	No one died! Oh! We might have this!
35/52	Masturbation powers:ACTIVATE!
(A)	Dare you to tell them you were jerking off at the end.
(B)	Demand player commendation for your troubles. XD
36/52	@.@	Well, it's not like they know I'm jerkin' while playin'.
37/52	Awkward if I get matched with them again.	To tell them, or not to tell them?
38/52	But thrilling.	Hope I don't get reported.
39/52	Ooookay, final boss. Never made it to this guy before.
40/52	Gonna need a lot of "kind words" for this one.
41/52	Or insulting, either way. You seem pretty good with the threats too.
42/52	This boss is a bitch from memory. Anger might help a little.
(A)	Nope. Anger never helps. Use the horny.
(B)	Think with the dick, not the brain.
43/52	Brilliant idea.	My dick has reached a decision.
44/52	If I can't beat the boss, I can't finish.
45/52	And I reeeeaaally want to.
46/52	Been on the edge for some time.
47/52	Concentration time.
Pause	2 day pause
48/52	The dungeon has ended.
(A)	Aaaaaaand?
(B)	GG?
49/52	Both hands on the dick now, I think I've earned it.	It will be in a moment. ;3
50/52	But before that, I better keep up the streaming element first.
51/52	For you.
52/52	[NSFW Photo]
(A)	You may finish. <3
(B)	What, no money shot? X3
1/∞	^3^	Gotta keep the crowd wanting to come back for more.
2/∞	I did mention the boss wasn't the only thing I was beating during the game. ;)
3/∞	Oof, I'm close.
4/∞	Hand tensing. Phone falling.
5/∞	If anyone asks me, it's marshmallow fluff.
6/∞	I dropped a jar, I swear lol.
(A)	Is that what I am now?
(B)	Sure, blame me for your mess hahaha.
7/∞	XD That was not intentional.	Well, it was a Marshmallow who caused it.
8/∞	But sure, let's go with that.	So yeah, your fault muahaha.
9/∞	Sooo? More games?
10/∞	You down? I'm so down.
(A)	You think you can get it up again for me?
(B)	Why not save it for next time?
11/∞	Hmmm. You make a good point.	I do like the idea of a next time.
12/∞	Perhaps we should be leaving this for a later date.
13/∞	We'll have fun later.
14/∞	I've been awake for more than 38 hours.
15/∞	Time flies and all that.
16/∞	It's killin' me having to stop this now.
17/∞	But... next time?
(A)	Bring snacks. You'll need the energy to keep up with me.
(B)	Sure, bring friends.
18/∞	Always.	Hmmm... I'll tuck that away for another day.
19/∞	It's been righteous Marshmallow.
20/∞	Can't wait to play again.
21/∞	TTYL.
22/∞	F.

Vote-a-Fling Placements

Theo's placements in each season of Vote-a-Fling

Season	Vote Count	Placement	Season's Winner
Season 1	497	12th out of 20	Poe
Season 2	617	12th out of 19	Cashew
Season 3	553	10th out of 18	Seth
Season 4	515	11th out of 17	Logan
Season 5	609	9th out of 16	Reece
Season 6	517	10th out of 15	Ace
Season 7	TBA	TBA	TBA

Trivia

• In the Uncut version, Theo is wearing an ahegao shirt instead of the plain white t-shirt pictured in the SFW version, making him the first phone fling to have a different profile pic between versions.
• Theo is the first phone fling boy to NOT be unlocked by reaching a relationship level with a main boy.
• Theo's line about the game with raids is possibly referring to Raid: Shadow Legends.
• The three other members of Theo's gaming group are likely to be:
  • Mio, the upbeat retro gamer girl.
  • Ruri, the hacker girl that can be hard to talk to but fun.
  • Anon, the hacker guy with the crazy sister who likes to jump in games to mess with them.

Gallery

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  Your winner. Long may he game.