Crush Crush Jobs

Jobs is the second tab in the game, unlocked after Q-Piddy informs you that you need to raise money to pay Cassie's hospital bill. Performing the various jobs accessed through this tab is the sole source of money in the game, used primarily to buy gifts and take girls on dates, but also serving as a gate to advancing relationships.

Initially, only Fast Food is available, but every job can be unlocked once you meet its skill requirements by performing hobbies. Performing a job multiple times will unlock promotions, increasing the pay per completion. Promotions may also change the number of time blocks required, and/or the amount of time required per completion.

For Blush Blush Jobs, see here.

Jobs

Note: Data values are based on 1.0x multiplier and calculated within .5% error. Also, some promotion text in-game typically lacks an extra digit (usually Hunter) due to size constraints, but the value in the table will display the real promotion values. Some values have been shortened with number abbreviations to keep the tables reasonable.

Hobby Requirements

N/A - First Job

Girl Milestones

Mio

• Frenemy -  Onion Rehydrator (Lvl 3 - Burger)

Bearverly

• Nuisance -  Burger Meister (Lvl 6 - Burger)

Q-Piddy

• Adversary -  Beef Chief (Lvl 10 - Burger)

Peanut

• Adversary -  Beef Chief (Lvl 10 - Burger)

Stats

Total Time to Max: 333d 17h 11m

Level	Title	Earnings	Time	$ Per Min	Needed Shifts	Time Blocks	$ Per Min per Time Block	Time until promotion
1	Burger Flipper	$10	5s	$120	24	3	$40	2m
2	Bun Toaster	$12	5s	$144	72	3	$48	6m
3	Onion Rehydrator	$14	5s	$168	252	3	$56	21m
4	Mascot	$16	5s	$192	1,008	3	$64	1h 24m
5	Sandwich Artist	$18	5s	$216	4,536	3	$72	6h 18m
6	Burger Meister	$20	5s	$240	22,680	3	$80	1d 7h 30m
7	Meat Manager	$22	5s	$264	124,740	3	$88	7d 5h 15m
8	Hambaron	$24	5s	$288	748,440	3	$96	43d 7h 30m
9	Fry Franchiser	$26	5s	$312	4,864,860	3	$104	281d 12h 45m
10	Beef Chief	$30	5s	$360	Maxed	2	$180	Maxed

Hobby Requirements

 Lvl 2 Funny &  Lvl 2 Suave

Girl Milestones

Cassie

• Acquaintance -  Work at Restaurant

Mio

• Acquaintance -  Barista (Lvl 4 - Restaurant)

Q-Piddy

• Adversary -  Owner (Lvl 10 - Restaurant)

Bonchovy

• Acquaintance -  Host (Lvl 7 - Restaurant)

Stats

Total Time to Max: 1,668d 13h 55m 12s

Level	Title	Earnings	Time	$ Per Min	Needed Shifts	Time Blocks	$ Per Min per Time Block	Time until promotion
1	Busser	$24	8s	$180	75	4	$45	10m
2	Waiter	$28	8s	$210	225	4	$52.5	30m
3	Server	$32	8s	$240	788	4	$60	1h 45m 4s
4	Barista	$38	8s	$285	3,150	4	$71.25	7h
5	Bartender	$44	8s	$330	14,175	4	$82.5	1d 7h 30m
6	Garcon	$50	8s	$375	70,875	4	$93.75	6d 13h 30m
7	Host	$58	8s	$435	389,813	4	$108.75	36d 2h 15m 4s
8	Maitre D	$66	8s	$495	2,338,875	4	$123.75	216d 13h 30m
9	Shift Manager	$74	8s	$555	15,202,688	4	$138.75	1,407d 15h 45m 4s
10	Owner	$100	8s	$750	Maxed	3	$250	Maxed

Hobby Requirements

 Lvl 6 Motivation &  Lvl 6 Wisdom

Girl Milestones

Quill

• Frenemy -  Work at Cleaning
• Acquaintance -  Chief Sweeper (Lvl 3 - Cleaning)

Elle

• Nuisance -  Work at Cleaning

Q-Piddy

• Adversary -  Bomb Disposal (Lvl 10 - Cleaning)

Jelle

• Girlfriend -  Bomb Disposal (Lvl 10 - Cleaning)

Stats

Total Time to Max: 1,820d 10h 30m

Level	Title	Earnings	Time	$ Per Min	Needed Shifts	Time Blocks	$ Per Min per Time Block	Time until promotion
1	Janitor	$150	30s	$300	60	5	$60	30m
2	Custodial Engineer	$200	30s	$400	240	5	$80	2h
3	Chief Sweeper	$250	30s	$500	960	5	$100	8h
4	Vomitorius Maximus	$300	30s	$600	3,840	5	$120	1d 8h
5	Superintendant	$350	30s	$700	15,360	5	$140	5d 8h
6	Groundskeeper	$400	30s	$800	61,440	5	$160	21d 8h
7	Garbageman	$450	30s	$900	245,760	5	$180	85d 8h
8	Undertaker	$500	30s	$1,000	983,040	5	$200	341d 8h
9	Hazmat Specialist	$550	30s	$1,100	3,932,160	5	$220	1,365d 8h
10	Bomb Disposal	$600	30s	$1,200	Maxed	4	$300	Maxed

Hobby Requirements

Main Game:  Lvl 4 Buff &  Lvl 4 Motivation

Girl Milestones

Cassie

• Awkward Besties -  Work at Lifeguard
• Sweetheart -  Beach Patrol (Lvl 2 - Lifeguard)
• Girlfriend -  Sexy Lifeguard (Lvl 3 - Lifeguard)

Nutaku

• Nuisance -  Work at Lifeguard
• Awkward Besties -  Surf and Protect (Lvl 4 - Lifeguard)
• Sweetheart -  Heli-Jumper (Lvl 5 - Lifeguard)
• Girlfriend -  Search and Rescue (Lvl 6 - Lifeguard)

Iro

• Nuisance -  Beach Patrol (Lvl 2 - Lifeguard)

Q-Piddy

• Adversary -  Atlantean King (Lvl 10 - Lifeguard)

Peanut

• Acquaintance -  Atlantean King (Lvl 10 - Lifeguard)

Kira

• Adversary -  Surf and Protect (Lvl 4 - Lifeguard)

Roxxy

• Nuisance -  Heli-Jumper (Lvl 5 - Lifeguard)

Stats

Total Time to Max: 1,001d 3h 33m

Level	Title	Earnings	Time	$ Per Min	Needed Shifts	Time Blocks	$ Per Min per Time Block	Time until promotion
1	Life Guard	$9	6s	$90	60	2	$45	6m
2	Beach Patrol	$10	6s	$100	180	2	$50	18m
3	Sexy Lifeguard	$11	6s	$110	630	2	$55	1h 3m
4	Surf and Protect	$12	6s	$120	2,520	2	$60	4h 12m
5	Heli-Jumper	$14	6s	$140	11,340	2	$70	18h 54m
6	Search and Rescue	$16	6s	$160	56,700	2	$80	3d 22h 30m
7	Coast Guardian	$18	6s	$180	311,850	2	$90	21d 15h 45m
8	Life Preserver	$21	6s	$210	1,871,100	2	$105	129d 22h 30m
9	Shark Puncher	$24	6s	$240	12,162,150	2	$120	844d 14h 15m
10	Atlantean King	$30	6s	$300	Maxed	2	$150	Maxed

Hobby Requirements

 Lvl 20 Wisdom &  Lvl 20 Angst

Girl Milestones

Bonnibel

• Acquaintance -  Sculptor (Lvl 3 - Art)
• Awkward Besties -  Inventor (Lvl 5 - Art)
• Sweetheart -  Artiste (Lvl 8 - Art)
• Girlfriend -  Iconoclast (Lvl 10 - Art)

Q-Piddy

• Adversary -  Iconoclast (Lvl 10 - Art)

Vellatrix

• Adversary -  Inventor (Lvl 5 - Art)

Roxxy

• Adversary -  Composer (Lvl 4 - Art)

Cassia

• Friendzone -  Iconoclast (Lvl 10 - Art)

Stats

Total Time to Max: 3,152d 14h 4m

Level	Title	Earnings	Time	$ Per Min	Needed Shifts	Time Blocks	$ Per Min per Time Block	Time until promotion
1	Artist	$30	1m	$30	144	7	$4.29	2h 24m
2	Painter	$60	1m	$60	504	7	$8.57	8h 24m
3	Sculptor	$90	1m	$90	1,764	7	$12.86	1d 5h 24m
4	Composer	$120	1m	$120	6,174	7	$17.14	4d 6h 54m
5	Inventor	$150	1m	$150	21,609	7	$21.43	15d 9m
6	Virtuoso	$180	1m	$180	75,632	7	$25.71	52d 12h 32m
7	Renaissance Man	$210	1m	$210	264,710	7	$30	183d 19h 50m
8	Artiste	$240	1m	$240	926,486	7	$34.29	643d 9h 26m
9	Hype Machine	$270	1m	$270	3,242,701	7	$38.57	2,251d 21h 1m
10	Iconoclast	$15,000	1m	$15,000	Maxed	1	$15,000	Maxed

Hobby Requirements

Main Game:  Lvl 10 TechSavvy &  Lvl 10 Smart

Girl Milestones

Mio

• Girlfriend -  Engineer (Lvl 5 - Computers)

Fumi

• Frenemy -  Computer Whisperer (Lvl 6 - Computers)
• Awkward Besties -  Futurist (Lvl 8 - Computers)

Q-Piddy

• Adversary -  Singularity (Lvl 10 - Computers)

Stats

Main Game

Total Time to Max: 6,915d 6h

Level	Title	Earnings	Time	$ Per Min	Needed Shifts	Time Blocks	$ Per Min per Time Block	Time until promotion
1	Programmer	$4,200	5m	$840	72	8	$105	6h
2	IT Monkey	$6,600	5m	$1,320	216	8	$165	18h
3	Techie	$9,000	5m	$1,800	648	8	$225	2d 6h
4	Hacker	$11,400	5m	$2,280	1,944	8	$285	6d 18h
5	Engineer	$13,800	5m	$2,760	5,832	8	$345	20d 6h
6	Computer Whisperer	$16,200	5m	$3,240	23,328	8	$405	81d
7	Cyberneticist	$18,600	5m	$3,720	93,312	8	$465	324d
8	Futurist	$21,000	5m	$4,200	373,248	8	$525	1,296d
9	Artificial Entity	$23,400	5m	$4,680	1,492,992	8	$585	5,184d
10	Singularity	$30,000	5m	$6,000	Maxed	6	$1000	Maxed

Hobby Requirements

 Lvl 8 Tenderness &  Lvl 8 Wisdom

Girl Milestones

Mio

• Awkward Besties -  Work at Zoo

Quill

• Awkward Besties -  Work at Zoo
• Girlfriend -  Red Panda Helper (Lvl 5 - Zoo)

Bearverly

• Frenemy -  Bunny Saver (Lvl 4 - Zoo)
• Friendzoned -  Love An Otter (Lvl 6 - Zoo)
• Crush -  Whale Guardian (Lvl 8 - Zoo)
• Girlfriend -  Ark Commandant (Lvl 10 - Zoo)

Q-Piddy

• Adversary -  Ark Commandant (Lvl 10 - Zoo)

Jelle

• Awkward Besties -  Sea Turtle Savior (Lvl 7 - Zoo)

Roxxy

• Acquaintance -  Ark Commandant (Lvl 10 - Zoo)

Tessa

• Nuisance -  Bunny Saver (Lvl 4 - Zoo)
• Frenemy -  Sea Turtle Savior (Lvl 7 - Zoo)
• Acquaintance -  Ark Commandant (Lvl 10 - Zoo)

Amelia

• Adversary -  Ark Commandant (Lvl 10 - Zoo)

Stats

Total Time to Max: 4,647d

Level	Title	Earnings	Time	$ Per Min	Needed Shifts	Time Blocks	$ Per Min per Time Block	Time until promotion
1	Veterinarian	$48	12s	$240	7,200	6	$40	1d
2	Puppy Rescuer	$60	12s	$300	14,400	6	$50	2d
3	Kitten Rehabilitator	$72	12s	$360	28,800	6	$60	4d
4	Bunny Saver	$84	12s	$420	57,600	6	$70	8d
5	Red Panda Helper	$96	12s	$480	172,800	6	$80	24d
6	Love an Otter	$108	12s	$540	518,400	6	$90	72d
7	Sea Turtle Savior	$120	12s	$600	1,555,200	6	$100	216d
8	Whale Guardian	$144	12s	$720	6,220,800	6	$120	864d
9	Red Panda Lord	$168	12s	$840	24,883,200	6	$140	3,456d
10	Ark Commandant	$192	12s	$960	Maxed	5	$192	Maxed

Hobby Requirements

 Lvl 16 Buff &  Lvl 16 Badass

Girl Milestones

Nina

• Adversary -  Work at Hunting
• Frenemy -  Soldier Of Fortune (Lvl 3 - Hunting)
• Friendzoned -  Assassin (Lvl 5 - Hunting)
• Crush -  One Man Army (Lvl 7 - Hunting)

Ayeka

• Frenemy -  Soldier Of Fortune (Lvl 3 - Hunting)
• Acquaintance -  Hitman (Lvl 4 - Hunting)
• Awkward Besties -  One Man Army (Lvl 7 - Hunting)
• Sweetheart -  The One (Lvl 9 - Hunting)

Q-Piddy

Adversary -  Ark Commandant (Lvl 10 - Zoo)

Vellatrix

• Frenemy -  Black-Ops (Lvl 6 - Hunting)

Stats

Total Time to Max: 3,417d 20m

Level	Title	Earnings	Time	$ Per Min	Needed Shifts	Time Blocks	$ Per Min per Time Block	Time until promotion
1	Bounty Hunter	$2,000	16m 40s	$120	30	20	$6	8h 20m
2	Mercenary	$10,000	16m 40s	$600	90	18	$33.33	1d 1h
3	Soldier Of Fortune	$20,000	16m 40s	$1,200	270	16	$75	3d 3h
4	Hitman	$40,000	16m 40s	$2,400	810	14	$171.43	9d 9h
5	Assassin	$80,000	16m 40s	$4,800	2,430	12	$400	28d 3h
6	Black-Ops	$120,000	16m 40s	$7,200	7,290	10	$720	84d 9h
7	One Man Army	$160,000	16m 40s	$9,600	21,870	9	$1,066.67	253d 3h
8	Sliver Cell	$200,000	16m 40s	$12,000	65,610	8	$1,500	759d 9h
9	The One	$250,000	16m 40s	$15,000	196,830	7	$2,142.86	2,278d 3h
10	Chiroptera Hominin	$300,000	16m 40s	$18,000	Maxed	6	$3,000	Maxed

Hobby Requirements

 Lvl 26 Mysterious &  Lvl 26 Lucky

Girl Milestones

Elle

• Awkward Besties -  Work at Casino
• Sweetheart -  Slot Junkie (Lvl 2 - Casino)
• Girlfriend -  Dice Master (Lvl 4 - Casino)

Luna

• Frenemy -  Lucky Duck (Lvl 7 - Casino)

Q-Pernikiss

• Adversary -  God Of Gamblers (Lvl 10 - Casino)

Bonchovy

• Awkward Besties -  Reign Man (Lvl 8 - Casino)

Stats

Total Time to Max (base): 63,140d 6h 40m

Level	Title	Earnings	Time	$ Per Min	Needed Shifts	Time Blocks	$ Per Min per Time Block	Time until promotion
1	Gambler	$600	2m	$300	2,000	2	$150	2d 18h 40m
2	Slot Junkie	$2,400	3m	$800	6,000	2	$400	12d 12h
3	Black Jacker	$5,400	4m	$1,350	18,000	2	$675	50d
4	Dice Master	$16,200	5m	$3,240	54,000	2	$1620	187d 12h
5	Pro Poker Player	$144,000	7m 30s	$19,200	162,000	1	$19,200	843d 18h
6	High Stakes Roller	$216,000	8m 20s	$25,920	486,000	1	$25,920	2,812d 12h
7	Lucky Duck	$324,000	7m 30s	$43,200	1,458,000	1	$43,200	7,593d 18h
8	Reign Man	$486,000	5m	$97,200	4,374,000	1	$97,200	15,187d 12h
9	Sports Almanac	$729,000	4m	$182,250	13,122,000	1	$182,250	36,450d
10	God Of Gamblers	$1,093,500	3m	$364,500	Maxed	1	$364,500	Maxed

Hobby Requirements

 Lvl 12 Buff &  Lvl 12 Motivation

Girl Milestones

Iro

• Awkward Besties -  Work at Sports
• Sweetheart -  Baseball Hitter (Lvl 3 - Sports)
• Girlfriend -  Face Puncher (Lvl 5 - Sports)

Q-Piddy

• Adversary -  Hall Of Famer (Lvl 10 - Sports)

Spectrum

• Acquaintance -  Team Buyer (Lvl 7 - Sports)

Stats

Total Time to Max: 115,016d 16h 30m

Level	Title	Earnings	Time	$ Per Min	Needed Shifts	Time Blocks	$ Per Min per Time Block	Time until promotion
1	Pro Athlete	$4,500	5m	$900	3,366	15	$60	11d 16h 30m
2	Puck Catcher	$9,000	5m	$1,800	10,098	13	$138.46	35d 1h 30m
3	Baseball Hitter	$18,000	5m	$3,600	30,294	11	$327.27	105d 4h 30m
4	Football Thrower	$36,000	5m	$7,200	90,882	9	$800	315d 13h 30m
5	Face Puncher	$72,000	5m	$14,400	272,646	7	$2,057.14	946d 16h 30m
6	Endorsement Getter	$90,000	5m	$18,000	817,938	6	$3,000	2,840d 1h 30m
7	Team Buyer	$112,500	5m	$22,500	2,453,814	5	$4,500	8,520d 4h 30m
8	Franchise Haver	$140,625	5m	$28,125	7,361,442	4	$7,031.25	25,560d 13h 30m
9	Living Legend	$175,781	5m	$35,156.2	22,084,326	3	$11,718.73	76,681d 16h 30m
10	Hall Of Famer	$219,727	5m	$43,945.4	Maxed	2	$21,972.7	Maxed

Hobby Requirements

 Lvl 30 Smart &  Lvl 30 Angst

Girl Milestones

Alpha

• Friendzoned -  Work at Legal
• Crush -  Lawyer (Lvl 3 - Legal)

Q-Piddy

• Adversary -  Avatar Of Order (Lvl 10 - Legal)

Renée

• Adversary -  Avatar Of Order (Lvl 10 - Legal)

Nova

• Friendzoned -  Avatar Of Order (Lvl 10 - Legal)

Abby

• Adversary -  Lawyer (Lvl 3 - Legal)
• Frenemy -  Judge Derp (Lvl 5 - Legal)
• Crush -  Avatar Of Order (Lvl 10 - Legal)

Stats

Total Time to Max: 2,665,597d 5h 20m

Level	Title	Earnings	Time	$ Per Min	Needed Shifts	Time Blocks	$ Per Min per Time Block	Time until promotion
1	Paralegal	$240,000	10m	$24,000	2,000	20	$1,200	13d 21h 20m
2	Ambulance Chaser	$350,000	10m	$35,000	12,000	20	$1,750	83d 8h
3	Lawyer	$450,000	10m	$45,000	72,000	18	$2,500	500d
4	State Attorney	$600,000	10m	$60,000	360,000	18	$3,333.33	2,500d
5	Judge Derp	$800,000	10m	$80,000	1,800,000	16	$5,000	12,500d
6	District Attorney	$1,000,000	10m	$100,000	7,200,000	16	$6,250	50,000d
7	Attorney General	$1,200,000	10m	$120,000	28,800,000	14	$8,571.43	200,000d
8	The Law	$1,400,000	10m	$140,000	86,400,000	14	$10,000	600,000d
9	Supreme Justice	$1,600,000	10m	$160,000	259,200,000	12	$13,333.33	1,800,000d
10	Avatar Of Order	$1,800,000	10m	$180,000	Maxed	12	$15,000	Maxed

Hobby Requirements:

 Lvl 34 Tenderness,  Lvl 34 Funny

Girl Milestones

Q-Piddy

• Adversary -  Cao Guojiu (Lvl 10 - Movies)

Roxxy

• Frenemy -  Cinematic Legend (Lvl 6 - Movies)

Caitlin

• Frenemy -  The Last Celebrity (Lvl 8 - Movies)

Stats

Total Time to Max: 52,420d 16h 52m 30s

Level	Title	Earnings	Time	$ Per Min	Needed Shifts	Time Blocks	$ Per Min per Time Block	Time until promotion
1	Actor	$1	5s	$12	12,096,000	20	$0.6	700d
2	Award Winning Actor	$750	5s	$9,000	18,144,000	15	$600	1,050d
3	Actor / Director	$1,350	5s	$16,200	27,216,000	14	$1,157.14	1,575d
4	Award Winning Director	$2,430	5s	$29,160	40,824,000	13	$2,243.08	2,362d 12h
5	Auteur	$4,374	5s	$52,488	61,236,000	12	$4,374	3,543d 18h
6	Cinematic Legend	$7,873	5s	$94,476	91,854,000	11	$8,588.73	5,315d 15h
7	Phenomenon	$14,172	5s	$170,064	137,781,000	10	$17,006.4	7,973d 10h 30m
8	The Last Celebrity	$25,509	5s	$306,108	206,671,500	9	$34,012	11,960d 3h 45m
9	Literally A Star	$45,917	5s	$551,004	310,007,250	8	$68,875.5	17,940d 5h 37m 30s
10	Cao Guojiu	$82,650	5s	$991,800	Maxed	7	$141,685.71	Maxed

Hobby Requirements

Main Game:  Lvl 38 Smart &  Lvl 38 TechSavvy

Girl Milestones

Fumi

• Sweetheart -  Work at Space
• Girlfriend-  Starship Captain (Lvl 2 - Space)

Q-Piddy

• Adversary -  Power Cosmic (Lvl 10 - Space)

Total Time to Max: 1,052,618d

Level	Title	Earnings	Time	$ Per Min	Needed Shifts	Time Blocks	$ Per Min per Time Block	Time until promotion
1	Astronaut	$17,280,000	2h 24m	$120,000	140	25	$4,800	14d
2	Starship Captain	$25,920,000	2h 24m	$180,000	840	25	$7,200	84d
3	Star Child	$38,880,000	2h 24m	$270,000	4,200	25	$10,800	420d
4	Space Surveyor	$58,320,000	2h 24m	$405,000	21,000	20	$20,250	2,100d
5	Star Searcher	$87,480,000	2h 24m	$607,500	84,000	20	$30,375	8,400d
6	Infinite Explorer	$131,220,000	2h 24m	$911,250	336,000	20	$45,562.5	33,600d
7	Interstellar Commandant	$196,830,000	2h 24m	$1,366,875	1,008,000	15	$91,125	100,800d
8	Solar Emperor	$295,245,000	2h 24m	$2,050,312.5	3,024,000	15	$136,687.5	302,400d
9	Galactic Overlord	$442,867,500	2h 24m	$3,075,468.75	6,048,000	15	$205,031.25	604,800d
10	Power Cosmic	$664,301,250	2h 24m	$4,613,203.13	Maxed	10	$461,320.31	Maxed

Hobby Requirements

Main Game:  Lvl 46 Badass &  Lvl 46 Mysterious

Girl Milestones

Nina

• Girlfriend -  Work at Slayer

Pamu

• Crush -  Vampire Slayer (Lvl 2 - Slayer)
• Sweetheart -  Dragon Killer (Lvl 3 - Slayer)

Vellatrix

• Acquaintance -  Planet Buster (Lvl 6 - Slayer)

Luna

• Nuisance -  Planet Buster (Lvl 6 - Slayer)
• Friendzoned -  Star Destroy-Doer (Lvl 7 - Slayer)
• Girlfriend -  Deity Destroyer (Lvl 8 - Slayer)

Q-Piddy

• Adversary -  Everything Slayer (Lvl 10 - Slayer)

Quillzone

• Frenemy -  Dragon Killer (Lvl 3 - Slayer)

Stats

Total Time to Max: 1,476,150d

Level	Title	Earnings	Time	$ Per Min	Needed Shifts	Time Blocks	$ Per Min per Time Block	Time until promotion
1	Demon Hunter	$50	5s	$600	2,592,000	10	$60	150d
2	Vampire Slayer	$100	5s	$1,200	7,776,000	10	$120	450d
3	Dragon Killer	$200	5s	$2,400	23,328,000	10	$240	1,350d
4	Kracken Kracker	$400	5s	$4,800	69,984,000	10	$480	4,050d
5	Titan Tosser	$800	5s	$9,600	209,952,000	10	$960	12,150d
6	Planet Buster	$1,600	5s	$19,200	629,856,000	10	$1,920	36,450d
7	Star Destroy-Doer	$3,200	5s	$38,400	1,889,568,000	10	$3,840	109,350d
8	Deity Destroyer	$6,400	5s	$76,800	5,668,704,000	10	$7,680	328,050d
9	Chuck Slayer	$12,800	5s	$153,600	17,006,112,000	10	$15,360	984,150d
10	Everything Slayer	$25,600	5s	$307,200	Maxed	10	$30,720	Maxed

Hobby Requirements

Main Game:  Lvl 50 Suave &  Lvl 50 Wisdom

Girl Milestones

Alpha

• Girlfriend -  Work at Love

Karma

• Adversary -  Work at Love
• Nuisance -  Love God (Lvl 4 - Love)
• Frenemy -  Loveicus Prime (Lvl 5 - Love)
• Friendzoned -  Love Maker (Lvl 7 - Love)
• Crush -  Eros (Lvl 9 - Love)

Sutra

• Adversary -  Love Guru (Lvl 2 - Love)
• Nuisance -  Love Fairy (Lvl 3 - Love)
• Acquaintance -  Cupid (Lvl 6 - Love)
• Awkward Besties -  The Unity (Lvl 8 - Love)
• Sweetheart -  Aphrodome (Lvl 10 - Love)

Q-Piddy

• Adversary -  Aphrodome (Lvl 10 - Love)

Esper

• Awkward Besties -  The Unity (Lvl 8 - Love)

The milestones noted are for the main game.

Stats

Total Time to Max: 1,942,059d 4h

Level	Title	Earnings	Time	$ Per Min	Needed Shifts	Time Blocks	$ Per Min per Time Block	Time until promotion
1	Love Doctor	$9,000	14s	$38,571.43	303,200	25	$1,542.86	49d 3h 6m 40s
2	Love Guru	$11,250	13s	$51,923.08	1,212,800	25	$2,076.92	182d 11h 33m 20s
3	Love Fairy	$14,062	12s	$70,310	4,851,200	20	$3,515.50	673d 18h 40m
4	Love God	$17,578	11s	$95,880	19,404,800	15	$6,392	2,470d 12h 26m 40s
5	Loveicus Prime	$21,972	10s	$131,832	77,619,200	10	$13,183.20	8,983d 16h 53m 20s
6	Cupid	$27,465	9s	$183,100	310,476,800	9	$20,344.44	32,341d 8h
7	Love Maker	$34,332	8s	$257,490	1,241,907,200	8	$32,186.25	114,991d 9h 46m 40s
8	The Unity	$42,915	7s	$367,842.86	4,967,628,800	7	$52,548.98	402,469d 22h 13m 20s
9	Eros	$53,644	6s	$536,440	19,870,515,200	6	$89,406.67	1,379,896d 21h 20m
10	Aphrodome	$67,055	5s	$804,660	Maxed	5	$160,932	Maxed

Hobby Requirements

Main Game:  Lvl 42 Wisdom &  Lvl 42 Lucky (V.0.95, Steam & V.0.95, Nutaku & V.0.87, Kongregate)

Girl Milestones

Vellatrix

• Awkward Besties -  Sorcerer (Lvl 4 - Wizard)
• Sweetheart -  Grand Magus (Lvl 7 - Wizard)
• Girlfriend -  Sorcerer Supremo (Lvl 10 - Wizard)

Luna

• Acquaintance -  More-cerer (Lvl 5 - Wizard)
• Crush -  Grand Magus (Lvl 7 - Wizard)

Q-Piddy

• Adversary -  Sorcerer Supremo (Lvl 10 - Wizard)

Stats

Total Time to Max: 128,695d 5h 20m (with no boosts)

Level	Title	Earnings	Time	$ Per Min	Needed Shifts	Time Blocks	$ Per Min per Time Block	Time until promotion
1	Wizard	$1	3d 15h 36m	~$0	69	25	~$0	251d 20h 24m
2	Hairy Wizard	$25	7d 7h 12m	~$0	69	25	~$0	503d 16h 48m
3	Very Hairy Wizard	$625	14d 14h 24m	$0.03	69	25	~$0	1,007d 9h 36m
4	Sorcerer	$15,625	29d 4h 48m	$0.37	69	25	$0.01	2,014d 19h 12m
5	More-cerer	$390,625	58d 9h 36m	$4.64	69	25	$0.19	4,029d 14h 24m
6	Magus Awesomus	$9,765,625	116d 19h 12m	$58.06	69	25	$2.32	8,059d 4h 48m
7	Grand Magus	$244,140,625	233d 14h 24m	$725.80	69	20	$36.29	16,118d 9h 36m
8	Archmage	$610,351,562	46d 17h 16m 48s	$9,072.24	690	15	$604.82	32,236d 19h 12m
9	Arch Archmage	$152,587,890	22h 25m 32s	$113,403.28	69,000	10	$11,340.33	64,473d 11h 20m
10	Sorcerer Supremo	$381,469,726	4h 29m 6s	$1,417,576.09	Maxed	5	$283,515.22	Maxed

Hobby Requirements

Main Game: None - requires Charlotte bundle instead

Girl Milestones

Charlotte

• Adversary -  Cemetery Dredger (Lvl 2 - Grave Digger)
• Nuisance -  Burial Builder (Lvl 3 - Grave Digger)
• Frenemy -  Cemetery Settler (Lvl 4 - Grave Digger)
• Acquaintance -  Crypt Keeper (Lvl 5 - Grave Digger)
• Friendzoned -  Mausoleum Maker (Lvl 6 - Grave Digger)
• Awkward Besties -  Catacomb Crafter (Lvl 7 - Grave Digger)
• Crush -  Sepulcher Scooper (Lvl 8 - Grave Digger)
• Sweetheart -  Ruin Revealer (Lvl 9 - Grave Digger)
• Girlfriend -  Tomb Exhumer (Lvl 10 - Grave Digger)

Stats

Total Time to Max: 2,317,160d 1h 53m 24s

Level	Title	Earnings	Time	$ Per Min	Needed Shifts	Time Blocks	$ Per Min per Time Block	Time until promotion
1	Grave Digger	$1	66s	$0.91	666	6	$0.15	12h 12m 36s
2	Cemetery Dredger	$6	66s	$5.45	4,436	6	$0.91	3d 9h 19m 36s
3	Burial Builder	$36	66s	$32.73	29,541	6	$5.45	22d 13h 35m 6s
4	Cemetary Settler	$216	66s	$196.36	196,742	6	$32.73	150d 6h 56m 12s
5	Crypt Keeper	$1,296	66s	$1,178.18	1,310,301	6	$196.36	1,000d 22h 11m 6s
6	Mausoleum Maker	$7,776	66s	$7,069.09	8,726,606	6	$1,178.18	6,666d 3h 46m 36s
7	Catacomb Crafter	$46,656	66s	$42,414.55	58,119,197	6	$7,069.09	44,396d 14h 36m 42s
8	Sepulcher Scooper	$279,936	66s	$254,487.27	387,073,851	6	$42,414.55	295,681d 9h 56m 6s
9	Ruin Revealer	$1,679,616	66s	$1,526,923.64	2,577,911,854	6	$254,487.27	1,969,238d 5h 19m 24s
10	Tomb Exhumer	$10,077,696	66s	$9,161,541.82	Maxed	6	$1,526,923.64	Maxed

Hobby Requirements

None - requires requires Suzu bundle instead

Girl Milestones:

Suzu

• Adversary -  Herb Helper (Lvl 2 - Tree Planter)
• Nuisance -  Flora Fixer (Lvl 3 - Tree Planter)
• Frenemy -  Grass Grower (Lvl 4 - Tree Planter)
• Acquaintance -  Potent Pollenator (Lvl 5 - Tree Planter)
• Friendzoned -  Shrub Setter (Lvl 6 - Tree Planter)
• Awkward Besties -  Vine Vindicator (Lvl 7 - Tree Planter)
• Crush -  Tree Transplanter (Lvl 8 - Tree Planter)
• Sweetheart -  Woodland Ward (Lvl 9 - Tree Planter)
• Girlfriend -  Forest Kami (Lvl 10 - Tree Planter)

Stats

Total Time to Max: 61,174d 22h 23m 15s

Level	Title	Earnings	Time	$ Per Min	Needed Shifts	Time Blocks	$ Per Min per Time Block	Time until promotion
1	Seed Sower	$55,555	333s	$10,009.91	1,261	35	$286.00	4d 20h 38m 33s
2	Herb Helper	$99,999	333s	$18,017.84	3,908	33	$546.00	15d 1h 29m 24s
3	Flora Fixer	$189,998	333s	$34,233.87	12,116	33	$1,037.39	46d 16h 43m 48s
4	Grass Grower	$379,996	333s	$68,467.75	37,559	30	$2,282.26	144d 18h 12m 27s
5	Potent Pollenator	$797,992	333s	$143,782.34	116,431	30	$4,792.74	448d 17h 52m 03s
6	Shrub Setter	$1,755,582	333s	$316,321.08	360,937	27	$11,715.60	1,391d 2h 40m 21s
7	Vine Vindicator	$4,037,840	333s	$727,538.74	1,118,906	27	$26,945.88	4,312d 10h 48m 18s
8	Tree Transplanter	$9,690,815	333s	$1,746,092.79	3,468,609	23	$75,917.08	13,368d 14h 19m 57s
9	Woodland Ward	$24,227,038	333s	$4,365,232.07	10,752,688	23	$189,792.70	41,442d 15h 38m 24s
10	Forest Kami	$62,990,298	333s	$11,349,603.24	Maxed	20	$567,480.16	Maxed

Hobby Requirements

Main Game: None - requires Yuki, Grace, Aurora or Gwen unlocked

Girl Milestones

Yuki

• Adversary -  Surface Inspector (Lvl 2 - Zamphoney Driver)
• Nuisance -  Snow Sweeper (Lvl 3 - Zamphoney Driver)
• Frenemy -  Slush Smoother (Lvl 4 - Zamphoney Driver)
• Acquaintance -  Frost Flattener (Lvl 5 - Zamphoney Driver)
• Friendzoned -  Ice Improver (Lvl 6 - Zamphoney Driver)
• Awkward Besties -  Rink Refurbisher (Lvl 7 - Zamphoney Driver)
• Crush -  Glacier Glider (Lvl 8 - Zamphoney Driver)
• Sweetheart -  Iceberg Idolizer (Lvl 9 - Zamphoney Driver)
• Girlfriend -  Zamphoney Zealot (Lvl 10 - Zamphoney Driver)

Grace

• Adversary -  Work at Zamphoney Driver
• Frenemy -  Snow Sweeper (Lvl 3 - Zamphoney Driver)
• Friendzoned -  Slush Smoother (Lvl 4 - Zamphoney Driver)
• Crush -  Frost Flattener (Lvl 5 - Zamphoney Driver)
• Girlfriend -  Ice Improver (Lvl 6 - Zamphoney Driver)

Aurora

• Acquaintance -  Frost Flattener (Lvl 5 - Zamphoney Driver)

Stats

Total Time to Max: 4,264,226d 11h 24m

Level	Title	Earnings	Time	$ Per Min	Needed Shifts	Time Blocks	$ Per Min per Time Block	Time until promotion
1	Slipper & Faller	$2,000	2m	$1,000	3,000	6	$166.67	4d 4h
2	Surface Inspector	$12,000	2m	$6,000	16,500	6	$1,000.00	22d 22h
3	Snow Sweeper	$72,000	2m	$36,000	90,750	6	$6,000.00	126d 1h
4	Slush Smoother	$360,000	2m	$180,000	499,125	6	$30,000.00	693d 5h 30m
5	Frost Flattener	$1,800,000	2m	$900,000	2,745,187	6	$150,000.00	3,812d 18h 14m
6	Ice Improver	$7,200,000	2m	$3,600,000	15,098,528	6	$600,000.00	20,970d 4h 16m
7	Rink Refurbisher	$28,800,000	2m	$14,400,000	83,041,904	6	$2,400,000.00	115,335d 23h 28m
8	Glacier Glider	$86,400,000	2m	$43,200,000	456,730,472	6	$7,200,000.00	634,347d 21h 4m
9	Iceberg Idolizer	$259,200,000	2m	$129,600,000	2,512,017,596	6	$21,600,000.00	3,488,913d 7h 52m
10	Zamphoney Zealot	$518,400,000	2m	$259,200,000	Maxed	6	$43,200,000.00	Maxed

Hobby Requirements

Main Game: None - requires Kaiju Bundle

Girl Milestones

Mortha

• Adversary -  Animatronic Operator (Lvl 2 - Mecha Pilot)
• Friendzoned -  Mechachanic (Lvl 4 - Mecha Pilot)
• Sweetheart  Walker Pilot (Lvl 5 - Mecha Pilot)

Sephia

• Nuisance -  Exo-Suit Model (Lvl 3 - Mecha Pilot)
• Friendzoned -  Iron Marshmallow (Lvl 6 - Mecha Pilot)
• Sweetheart -  Collatoral Damage Dealer (Lvl 8 - Mecha Pilot)

Liz

• Nuisance -  Drift Compatible (Lvl 7 - Mecha Pilot)
• Awkward Besties -  Cockpit Tease (Lvl 9 - Mecha Pilot)
• Girlfriend -  Kaiju Smasher (Lvl 10 - Mecha Pilot)

Stats

Level	Title	Earnings	Time	$ Per Min	Needed Shifts	Time Blocks
1	Rock'em Sock'em Champ	$8,100	54s	$9,000	1,954	9
2	Animatronic Operator	$99,750	350s	$17,100	19,540	9
3	Exo-Suit Model	$661,172	1221s	$32,490.02	195,400	9
4	Mechachanic	$2,010,373	1954s	$61,731	356,895	9
5	Walker Pilot	$3,819,709	1954s	$117,288.92	606,722	9
6	Iron Marshmallow	$7,287,159	1962s	$222,848.9	1,396,917	9
7	Drift Compatible	$13,866,773	1965s	$423,412.92	5,587,668	9
8	Collatoral Damage Dealer	$92,448,685	6895s	$804,484.57	3,911,368	9
9	Cockpit Tease	$176,212,958	6917s	$1,528,520.67	7,040,462	9
10	Kaiju Smasher	$499,950,000	9999s	$3,000,000	Maxed	9

Level	Title	Earnings Per Min (base)	Needed Shifts
1	Rock'em Sock'em Champ	$9,000	1954
2	Animatronic Operator	$17,100	19540
3	Exo-Suit Model	$32,490.02	195400
4	Mechachanic	$61,731	356895
5	Walker Pilot	$117,288.92	606722
6	Iron Marshmallow	$222,848.9	1396917
7	Drift Compatible	$423,412.92	5587668
8	Collatoral Damage Dealer	$804,484.57	3911368
9	Cockpit Tease	$1,528,520.67	7040462
10	Kaiju Smasher	$3,000,000	Maxed

Guide

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Very early on in the game, Computers pays best, followed by Cleaning. Fast food, Restaurant, and Lifeguard are all lower, pretty much neck and neck. Sports and Hunting take too long to promote and Zoo and Art give too little money. When Casino is unlocked it will become the best paying, once it gets to its first promotion. Upon getting slightly further in, Hunting starts to pay off, and then later so does Sports. If you make it to Legal this early on, it is the highest paying option. The order of profit part-way into the game is Legal, then Casino (if either are unlocked), then Hunting, Sports, and finally Computers, which slowly loses importance. When Space is unlocked, it will become most profitable, but Casino gets a large promotion in which it gets reduced to one time block, putting it back in first place. Movies struggles to compete until the third promotion. Space is a good investment when unlocked. The order further in is Casino, then Space, then further down Legal, Sports, and Hunting. Only when the last promotion for Art arrives does it become third on the list. Wizard pays nearly no money for a very long time. The order even later on is Casino, Movies, Space, then Art and Sports. Once Wizard reaches level 9, it essentially dominates all other options. Casino is far behind, then Movies and Space. Slaying is not very profitable until its later promotions. Very late in the game, the largest to smallest income producers (based off of income per time block per minute) are Space, Casino, Wizard, Love, Movies, Slaying, Sport, Art and Legal tied, Hunting, Computers, Cleaning, Restaurant, Zoo, Fast Food, then Lifeguard.
The above assumes you do not have Charlotte or Suzu, meaning the Grave Digger and Tree Planter jobs remain locked. The value of Grave Digger starts off comparable to Movies, but grows exponentially over time. By mid-late game it competes with Space and Wizard, and very late game, Grave Digger outperforms everything else before it combined. Tree Planter requires a large number of time blocks, but by mid game its comparatively quick promotions and high pay makes it compete with Space and Grave Digger. Very late game, when time blocks are irrelevant, Tree Planter performs about 23.9% better than Grave Digger.
Since gilding lasts forever (unless you perform a hard reset), long-term considerations are important, so money/minute is a better indicator of value than money/time slots/minute, particularly when all jobs are at max level. Similarly, it is best to purchase speed boosts from the Store before gilding jobs or hobbies. The best order to gild jobs is thus: Zamphoney Driver Tree Planter (Goes down 1-2 ranks if you are gilding before maxing out your Store boosts, due to high time block startup costs) Grave Digger (204.4% more total money/minute with all standard jobs active and max level) Space (33.1% more total money/minute if Grave Digger is gilded / 210.5% if you don't have Grave Digger) Wizard (7.7% / 20.8% if the above are gilded up to Grave Digger / up to Space) Movies (5% / 12%) Love (3.9% / 8.7%) Casino (1.7% / 3.6%) Slaying (1.4% / 3%) Legal (0.8% / 1.7%) Sports (less than 1%) Hunting Art Computers Cleaning Zoo Restaurant Fast Food Lifeguard Note: If you have Darya, her last relationship requirements include "Gild Any 16 Jobs". If you have both Charlotte and Suzu, you can opt out of gilding Fast Food and Lifeguard.

Trivia

• The more money you earn, the more expensive your living area in the background of the stats menu will become (tent, house, mansion, etc.).
• Casino, Wizard, and Love are the only jobs which have variable shift times based on their level.
• The icon for the Legal job is a reference to Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney after Phoenix says "Objection!, "Take that!", and "Hold it!".
• The icon for the Slaying job is a reference to Diablo 3 and the Demon Hunter Class
• The icon for Computers is based on the developer of Crush Crush (@CrushCrush on Twitter) who tweeted a picture of herself working on the game on her PC with her orange cat right beside her.
• The level "Sports Almanac" for Casino is a reference to Back to the Future II. This is the name of the magazine that Marty McFly buys that gets stolen and given to Biff in 1955.
• Wizard class has two references. Hairy Wizard and Very Hairy Wizard reference Harry Potter. The second one, Sorcerer Supremo is a reference to Dr. Strange from Marvel, who is called the Sorcerer Supreme.
• On the first 7 levels of Wizard, you need to complete 69 shifts to get to the next level. Nice.
• The max level job of hunting, Chiroptera Hominin, is a latin phrase meaning... Batman.
• The max level job for movies, Cao Guojiu, is the name of one of the eight immortals from Taoist Mythology. He is the patron deity of the actors and theater arts.

Artwork

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  Nothing
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  Burger
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  Restaurant
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  Cleaning
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  Lifeguard
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  Art
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  Computers
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  Zoo
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  Hunting
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  Casino
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  Sports
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  Legal
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  Movies
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  Space
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  Slaying
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  Love
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  Wizard
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  Grave Digger
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  Tree Planter